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"My point still stands . . . we all break laws, every day. It is the selective enforcement that is the issue." I agree with you. But selective enforcement is a good thing. That is the way I want it to be. The spirit of the law should be lo…
"Actually, it is a crime. You stole it from the other person. There is a legal concept called bailment. The other person didn't abandon it. It is actually theirs. The store has a legal obligation to hold it. So yes, you did steal it." Chan…
Anyone see SNL last night: youtu.be/9mygIw4Pmg0
"Is everyone treated equally by law officers and by the legal and judicial process in the USA? No. But that is the ideal." Hey, I can agree with you on that statement. However, I believe it is mostly based on your economic position and not…
"Your purchase is 16.22 cents. You hand the cashier a twenty. You are handed back 3 dollars and the change dispenser puts 78 cents in the cup. HOWEVER, the person who was there before you didn't take their change. There were another 63 cen…
"Hey jackass, did you know water skiers are way more likely to get bitten by a shark than a snow skier? Yeah, no kidding, it’s true. Do you think it’s because, even though they’re all skiers, the water skiers put themselves in that situati…
"Someone who steals a pack of gum is beneath pedophiles, wife beaters, child and animal abusers, vandals, violent gang members, drug dealers, drug addicts, drunk drivers that maim or kill?" I don't understand your question? Stealing gum is…
"African Americans are killed by police in the USA at a significantly higher percentage than whites." Could it be because they commit more crimes? "White people commit a much, much higher percentage of white collar crimes than do African A…
"If you had been born in the middle ages, would you have died before now?" I'm pretty sure I would be dead by now, otherwise, I'd be around 800 years old.
JFK referred to Adolf Hitler as a "Legend". FDR said that Benito Mussolini was: "an admirable Italian gentleman" and "I am much interested and deeply impressed by what he has accomplished." The Democratic party is the party of Fascism! Don…
sappholovers, So I did quite a bit of research on the Southern Strategy. Turns out it is a complete myth! You are either yet another evil radical with an agenda or you are naive. I suggest you actually research this. For example, check out…
"Nixon, Reagan, George Bush, GW Bush and Donald Trump all appealed to anti-black prejudice in one way or the other" Can you provide any evidence of that? Can you provide any evidence of institutionalized racism in America?
We didn't start the fire, It was always burning, since the world's been turning
When I get a chance, I will have to consult with one of my colleagues on this subject here at the Universidad de Morón in Buenos Aires.
"Why are these ppl against the squirters and the believers of squirting?" I'm against whatever I have to be against to provide entertainment. Agreeing is boring. "Who are the squirters harming?" Any electronics equipment in their vicinity.
"And to the moron from Moron with the snotty comment, you have tasted it too." I've tasted the sweet, sweet victory of getting a rise out of a stranger on the internet. Laissez les bons temps trolleur!
It is urine. Scientific studies have been done and it has been scientifically determined that it is urine. Go put in: "Proof that Female Ejaculation is Just Pee" in your favorite search engine. So all of you, "My girl is covering me with m…
Trump has been blamed for everything else that never happened, so he might as well be blamed for this myth too.
"I have drank that stuff on multiple occasions and it does not taste or smell like pee." On how many occasions have you drank pee in order to compare the two?
"We once weighed the sheets after a long session, and then washed and dried them, then weighed them again, the difference was 8 lbs. Now, that is equivalent to a full gallon of water. No female bladder can hold that much, so where did the…
Fuck!! Now I will never be able to lord over others and use their grammar and spelling mistakes against them! That one apostrophe and 'e' will haunt me forever! How could I be so stupid? Oh yeah, I'm a moron.
It's pee...-kan juice! Er, wait. No it is puh-kahn juice! Better start arguing about that too! The brink of the world depends on it! Your all a bunch of nuts!
Guess who's back, back again Choucho's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back? So the S-L-S won't let me be or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on 4M-T-V Now this looks like a job for me So everybody ju…
"0 lbs is not deceptive, unless you think anyone might believe the person is weightless." Maybe they are an astronaut on the ISS and they got there via the SLS!
Classical composers have found interesting ways to die: Charles-Valentin Alkan - Died after pulling an umbrella stand down on himself. Ernest Chausson - Died instantly after hitting a brick wall riding his bicycle. Jean-Baptiste Lully - Ac…
"Gullible, I am." Most modern dictionaries no longer list that word as it is construed as being too negative and hurtful. "Skeptically challenged" is now the preferred term.
"79 year-old Alfred McOsker was unloading his groceries into his car when his leg touched a newer Hyundai parked next to him." I could see beating up an old man for touching your Ferrari, but a Hyundai!? Come on... I always park my Hyundai…
Fun_Ahoy fact: The word, "ahoy" was suggested by Alexander Graham Bell to be used as the standard greeting for answering the telephone. His rival, Thomas Edison suggested that the standard greeting should be, "Hello". Up until that point,…
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That brought back memories. Our paths actually crossed years ago while I was visiting Tibet. We ended up jamming well into the night- Finch on the French horn, me on the cello. I believe he ended pursuing a career in golf.
"FF: Chouch made an impact today." I like to impact the women. Sometimes even the men.
I think Good means that he has become a member of the Global Traffic Panel. He's doing his part to make the Internet a Good place!
"Hey, can't blame a girl for trying. As you can see, I've failed. They all fell for it, as they always do ;)." That's why people like me thrive on the Internet. I've never denied what I am. And if I can just make one person smile, or get u…
"Nice try Sed. Next you'll be telling us there ain't no Easter Claus or Santa Bunny neither." She's trying to poop my party.
Hachis are illegal in New York City due to health concerns.
"Next Contestant" - Nickelback
No, Alexa is not counting profiles on SLS. They use traffic statistics from the internet and they have a toolbar people can install and then they can monitor those people's internet usage. They call that their traffic panel. From their web…
"I'm not going to bother with this. He's yanking your chain." You can chain me up and yank it! I'll submit to your superiority.
Va, I've seen you numerous times criticize SLS for being poorly run and the people that operate it being stupid. So how do you explain its success? Are you familiar with Alexa? It tracks other websites. Go there and put in this sites domai…
"I'll give you a chance to correct that statement by pointing out that I used the word "random" for someone else, and not for Warren Buffett. Did you notice this distinction?" LOL!!! Yes, I did notice. So Warren Buffett doesn't pick stocks…
"They don't understand the difference between them picking a random stock and Warren Buffett picking one." There is no difference between Warren Buffett picking a stock and someone else picking a random stock. Do you SERIOUSLY believe ther…
"A lottery win chance is virtually Zero" Actually, a lottery win is virtually guaranteed! The chance of a specific person winning the lottery may be close to zero, but the chance of SOMEONE winning is a virtual certainty.
"Nitro (Youth Energy)" - The Offspring "We might as well just throw it all And live like there's no tomorrow"
"I don't know how serious Choucho is (since he's almost never serious) but I find it offensive that one can compare a successful business outcome to winning the lottery. A lottery win is dumb blind luck." It's true that many times I am not…
"I find it sad how even otherwise sensible people delude themselves into thinking they have some kind of "system" in which they consistently come out a winner from it." Google - "Quantum Physics And Positive Thinking" Here is an example fr…
"And chachi: taking a risk to build something is far different than taking a risk by consistently pissing money away on a pipedream." The majority of businesses that are started fail. The majority of the people who play the lottery don't w…
"And I'll add to Jinxs' post, that i never came across people who do very well financially who also play lottery or any of these dumbass games." So are you analyzing the financial records of everyone you come across who is playing the lott…
Everything's related. Ever heard of the "Choucho Effect"? They both are longshots and some of you are indicating that people who take longshots are stupid.
"attempting what?" To become wealthy. I don't play the lottery often, but when I do, I buy all the numbers so I am guaranteed to win!
So I guess the 1645 billionaires in the world (according to Forbes) are all stupid people for attempting something with such a low probability of happening (something like 1 in 4,250,000).
I've been busy conducting a study the last few months. I thought I would publish my results. I've found 672 profiles that contain a warning message forbidding anyone from using their profile in studies. 61.31% are couples 29.91% are single…
<p>"Paranoid" - Black Sabbath</p>
<p>"it ain't the retailer that made the law."</p> <p>But if the retailer doesn't support the law, they should violate it. Obviously they also support the law if they are following it. I violate all laws that I do not agree with.</p> <p>I s…
<p>Sed, I tebya takzhe!</p>
<p>It's a toasty -2 F here in Siberia. Sucks to be you, America!</p>
<p>"Fatty Boom Boom" - Die Antwoord (watch the video)</p>
<p>"Informer" - Snow - From the album, "35 Inches of Snow"</p>
<p>"day late dollar short Chou, posted that last week."</p> <p>Ahh, I searched for "knitting" before posting it. I should have done more research.</p> <p>I think I'll take up anal knitting.</p>
<p>Vaginal knitting...</p> <p>huffingtonpost. com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html</p>
"Short People" - Randy Newman
"The mother said she was going to hold out for the spongbob monuments." Good for her!
I just looked it up as well. That IS a bit much! And they were $26,000 for the two monuments. Also, I wonder if they got permission from the trademark owners of SpongeBob?
"I can believe that a mature & responsible 28 year old serving in the military during a time of conflict would select their own headstone in advance." You may be right, but none of us know if she was a mature and responsible 28 year old. A…
BTW, When I die, I just want them to place a frozen pizza on my grave.
"The headstone of Kimberly Walker, 28, was made in the likeness of her favorite cartoon character and erected at Spring Grove Cemetery on Oct. 10..." It's unusual for 28 year olds to have picked out their headstones (Have you picked yours…
"195 bottles of bourbon on the wall, 195 bottles of bourbon. Take one down auction it off, 194 bottles of bourbon on the wall."
North Andover High Punishes Teen For Giving Drunken Pal Ride Home From Party: NORTH ANDOVER (CBS) — It’s tough for Eleanor Cox to talk about how heartbroken her daughter Erin is over the punishment she received for doing what she thought w…
Guess they run the train on her!
"Back in the day, If I got a paddling at school, then I'd get home. Then my dad would ask why I got the paddling for and if he thought there was sufficient reason, I got a third paddling. End of story;-)." Where did you get the 2nd paddlin…
"I masturbated to the piece of porn that I found today, while thinking of a particular forumer." Oooo, was it me?
"I guess my biggest complaint about this particular show is that it doesn't seem to be exceptionally focused on the family business" You need to watch more episodes. For example, one episode focused on their business model. One of the brot…
"JW: Why do people get a little edgy when you don't like the same TV show they do?" Because it is an awesome show and if you don't like it, it must be because you hate Southerners and Christians (and people who look like ZZ-Top).
"Carrie, you commented while I was replying. Certainly not implying that you're po' white trash." Perception is reality, right?
They didn't have the beards before the show and Willie has a business degree. Thy're rednecks, but they ain't dumb rednecks.
Actually, the definition of legally blind is pretty far reaching. I know a programmer that is legally blind and can still see well enough to read code on a monitor. I know an older person who is legally blind and can still pass a drivers t…
(Poking myself in the chest). I feel pretty real to me. The philosophical question is, "If I'm not real, would I know it?" Perhaps I am nothing more than a 3D model created by Robert. I guess that would explain why I'm a Moron.
You can thank the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) and the federal government for that. You cannot discriminate against people based on disabilities. If a blind person applies for a job as a school bus driver, they cannot discriminate…
As of now, now, since you just used it.
"You talking about the "value" tat? Hilarious." I saw that on my FB wall as well. I know some Chinese and once saw someone with the symbol for "water" tattooed on their arm. I guess it is an accurate label. We are mostly water.
"In kindergarten you learn that you don't put all your eggs in one basket," he said. Then why did they put their eggs, er sperm, in one basket? They should have deposited it at two different hospitals. Come to think of it, I don't think I…
"A 70-year-old Australia man was hospitalized after inserting a fork into his penis for "sexual gratification."" That is definitely WTF worthy - What The Fork!
"Jesus He Knows Me" - Genesis
"Saw an Amish woman coming out of a Good Will carrying a Lamp......WTF?" I once saw an Asian woman coming out of a Good Will... in a car!
"Slave To The Grind" - Skid Row
You guys are small time! I'm going to make a killing helping tourists that have been mugged and are stranded in England. They reward you handsomely! Rumor has it that the iDiot has a built in app for tracking these transactions.
"Maybe more of a Holy Fuck than a WTF, but one of the Asiana Airlines pilots in that accident was named Ho Lee Fuk. Not kidding." Hey Fun_Ahoy, you should pre-order Apple's latest product, releasing later this year. The iDiot.
"But his suspensions are arbitrary and without clear logic..." Wayne should move down here. He'd fit right in.
"If you repeat BS often enough, does it really become the truth?" Actually, yes it does.
"If it wasn't for fucking Morons, we'd have nothing to do in these fora!" - Sed
For Melvin... Fight The Power - Public Enemy
"Aged And Mellow" - Little Esther
"Heart Shaped Box" - Nirvana
"One Night in Bangkok" - Murray Head
"Can't Back Down" - Demi Lovato
"Fuck the Pain Away" - Peaches
"One Week" - Barenaked Ladies
Fog Driving - Julie Vik
"You're just being kind, are you trying to get on Franks good side ?" Don't fight over him boys. There's room enough for both of you on his good side. (Now that's a nice mental picture).
Which part of that is the WTF moment? That he jumped into a tiger den or that they are actually trying to prosecute him for trespassing? Isn't being mauled by a tiger punishment enough?
