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Italian sausage?

I could have a little Italian in me {but big Italians....well, nevermind...you 'get' where I was going with that!}

well guess you could find a different "nice" Italian girl to put on your to do list ;)

That pains me, LWC. She was always on my fantasy To Do list. She always seemed like such a nice Italian girl.

VA, VA, I'm trying SO hard not to say anything "snarky" in response to that post about the two guys...shh, Gina, don't say it, don't say it.

Oh how could I forget....

While walking on the waterfront in San Francisco yesterday, we came across not one, but TWO fully naked guys just walking down the sidewalk.

Apparently, this sort of thing happens here.

Seriously? Btw while she's very attractive, her breasts are not especially "ample". B-cup, looks to me.

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Beauty queen Allyn Rose is flaunting her ample assets one last time at the Miss America pageant tonight. Win or lose, Miss District of Columbia plans to undergo a prophylactic double mastectomy after the contest.

The beautiful blonde, who lost her mother, grandmother and great aunt to breast cancer, believes the preventive measure will decrease her chances of getting the disease.

“My mom would have given up every part of her body to be here for me, to watch me in the pageant,’’ the 24-year-old stunner told The Associated Press.

“If there’s something that I can do to be proactive, it might hurt my body, it might hurt my physical beauty, but I’m going to be alive.’’

hmmm, point well taken

so, I guess on a swinger site, it's appropriate to say, "fuck you, fuck you very much!"

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Only if you mean it, knb.....

thanks, whomever suggested that I was trying to say "vibe" {damned Kindle and it's auto correct!}

so, I guess on a swinger site, it's appropriate to say, "fuck you, fuck you very much!"

Rainy Days and Fun Days

Quaaludes? How very Richard Carpenter of you.

Screw that then. The insanity is the only reason to read the political forums anyway.

What, no feather?

I bring the pork, but its Kosher.

No you don't, I think the sailing is almost smooth, the insanity stopped a few hours ago. It was awful, even for me.

I thought that the dood is supposed to bring the chicken?

I leave you folks alone for a while and you break the fora.

WTF?

Hey Sexy. I need six beers and a Quaalude before venturing into the morass of politics.

I'll meet you behind the vernacular Peg. Bring the chicken.

That is the new exclamation:

"Well throw me on the table and fuck me; that was the best chicken I have ever eaten!".....

Poetic, actually.

I expect to hear it soon worked into the vernacular

Or on Downton Abbey. Lady Mary would rock it

• BT I suspect ZZ came out of the closet long ago. NTTAWWT.*

I was just posting in politics how much I miss you.

So that's how this swinging thing works! Got it. Hanging out at the foot of the causeway bridge with a sign, trying to flag down soccer moms from the north shore wasn't proving very fruitful.

I think I like this better.

Fuck you two.

you all are posting too quick for me to keep up...lol that was meant for Fun.

although your more then welcome to throw me on a table and fuck me Bridge ;)