Profile Names

"...my erect dimensions"

Standing erect, I'm 5'-8". If my math is right, 9x6=54- making you either either 54' or 4'-6" tall. Might wanna double check what you have listed on your profile- somethin' ain't right.

If someone has 4x4 in their handle, is that their dick measurements or an ode to their off-road vehicles?

Just a nickname and a number. Would like to change it, but do not want to lose history, etc.

Quincy Jones' song and my erect dimensions

There is a guy near us with the profile name "mr_youtube"

My guess is he is the source of many of the people posting in the Covid threads here.

lol

~Scamp

I mostly refrain from making such commentary because the people named are not here to participate.

However, one couple with an amusing name appeared on the fora, and of course their name became a topic, because it was (I believe) "farts_r_funny".

Used the first 2 letters of each of our names and apparently we were the 54th who did this so I kept it that way

I couldn't find the topic that I thought existed, which was "Profile names that make you go hmmm". Anyway, saw a profile name of "PickyBitch" on another site and wondering why they think anyone would be drawn to that.

We were a little more concerned with anonymity when we made the profile. Ed is short for my middle name and my wife says Britney is her whore name.

I don’t know… but Lady still speaks of the tensile strength of bridge tenders. Just sayin’

Tramp (left to live in the shadows of the immortals)

Clearly, at least at one point, you gave me credit for being brighter than I am ;-)

BT

Since trolls live under bridges, the first thing I thought of was the handle was a play on words...

I may have taken more than a bit of poetic license with the name of that manual…he could have said Crete, Rhodes, and Paros, and it would have meant the same to me, but I swear that story’s true.

I also had a couple’s profile for the year or so that I was coupled in the LS; AmazinDicksnLine, or something similar… me, being a yankee and her, being an Alabama belle, it seemed fitting.

BT

Only you… Only.You…

Fokkers, I may have told the follow up story to my profile name before. So, forgive me, but there used to be a poster couple from Toledo, OH. Can’t recall their handle, seemingly good folks. He was a pretty active poster. One day he reached out with the flying bird and asked me if I’d read the latest technical manual on something like Strength of Metals and Acceptable Resonance in Bridge Construction. I think he was disappointed when I told him my handle came from a bar with a shit-ton of micro brews, great waffle fries, and cute ski bunny servers. No lie.

BT

BT I was always curious where it came from. I thought you were some sort of bridge engineer.

Comes from the name of my happy place drinking and eating establishment in Tahoe City, CA. It’s where friends and I, who shared a ski house for a few seasons in the ‘90’s, could be found in the late afternoon/early eve after a day on the slopes. I understand the business moved across the street in recent years, but in its original location, it sat at the junction of the lake and Truckee River, in a ponderosa pine grove with a live tree growing up through the roof of the bar. Picnic tables were scattered amongst the grounds as were a number of garden gnomes. …I’m overdue for a visit.

BT

I am personally of the opinion that there are no laws of biology, per se, because biology is a result of chemistry, which is of itself a result of physics. So any "laws" of biology are really just extensions of laws of physics.

But, cool.

Refers to fundamental laws of science, i.e. laws that hold regardless of location, scale, reference frame.
There are fundamental laws of physics, derivations that are applicable to chemistry.

Why the screen name here? It's unclear if there are fundamental laws of biology. There is the imperative to reproduce, of course, and there are innumerable phenomena that can be explained by the theory of evolution. "Primal instinct" is not enough to explain the quest for recreational sex, nor is recreational sex purely hedonistic.

I used to be dumb and hooked up with guys in not so smart ways (Craigslist, yahoo). Anyway one night a guy was over and after we played, he asked me about sls. I was like huh? He said oh you'll love it, and proceeded to ask to use my laptop and started making me a profile right then and there.

My profile name is related to a tat I have

Yeah, but the 7-Up reference was to my ONLY drink as a kid.

We flew a lot because my mother worked in the airline industry.
Back in the days where they gave you the whole can of soda.....
playing cards, Captain pins/wings, almonds and not just peanuts,
and pens and pencils and travel destination posters by the dozen.

Whenever I flew or went to the corner store, 7-Up was my drink.
I remember the glass bottles at the outside cooler w/ bottle opener days.

As an adult, it's 7 & 7....

Fuck Sprite and Mountain Dew!!!!

Or maybe “My7YourHeaven”

My name actually has to do with my telecommunications occupation.

No, my dick is not 8 inches... sorry ladies.

It's a strong 7 and change.

In hindsight, I would have chosen The7upGuy or 7UpKid perhaps?

We both have previous experience dating online in the vanilla world (which is how we met). We were brainstorming profile names and not having a bunch of luck finding something that pleased both of us. We knew we wanted something memorable, something...well...catchy. 5 minutes later we're CatchyNickname.

Side note: We had to give props to another couple with similar thought processes who ended up with CoolestNameEver. Kinda hard to beat that one!