Happy Thoughts 2020

What if it's 16 topless women stuffed into a Beetle along with you?

So long as the A/C is on and they all have a positive attitude?

Please tell us that this has something to do with that Mpls law allowing women to be topless in public parks and not 17 adults squeezing themselves into a VW Beetle?

BT

I now know a Guinness World Record holder.

I don't think the record is official yet, because it just happened a few days ago, but all the rules were followed.

I had a new experience this past Friday night. At a club, that was packed full of people with no masks or social distancing.

There's a blind woman who is a regular at this club. I've spoken to her before, but never hit on her. One of her friends who always stays with her at the club is a smoker, so I've seen her in the smoking area. She was there with 3 friends that night. They look out for her, which is good. She's a hot, mid 40s (guessing) blond, 6', 175 lbs. (guessing again). One of her friends approached me, and suggested I should get with her if I was interested, which was a very intriguing idea for me. She only likes guys who are at least her height, I'm 6'1".

So I went over to talk to her. The other two friends were there too. I had to pass a two stage interview process with her friends. See, she also likes to be all alone with whoever she plays with, so I had to pass the safety test to take the blind woman alone with me to a playroom. After the interviews, I had to stand there in front of her, and I even took my glasses off for this, so she could touch me everywhere. Every detail of my face and head. She stuck her fingers into my eyes and ears, touched every inch of my face and head, and much of the rest of my body, so she could "see" me.

After all this, I was approved. I've never been through anything quite like that as a swinger. So we went, just she and I, off to a room.

I've never before in my life led a blind person around. You can't take anything for granted. You have to account for every bit of the terrain and what difficulties it may cause the blind person. It was an interesting experience.

It was good. I'm a very touchy, empathic, emotional person in normal circumstances, but with a blind person who is all about touch and sensation as a way of seeing the world, we just meshed well. It was incredible. When we were done, about 90 minutes later, she started telling me about other experiences of men taking advantage of her disability, not really giving a shit how she felt, rushing through it. We have a date for another night, and I'll be picking her up at her home for that.

This just shows you that karma is real. Good things happen to good people, like me. :)

HT The city of Mpls. decided it's OK for women to be topless in Mpls. parks.

While it is legal under MN state law for women to be topless in public, Mpls. had an ordinance against topless women in city parks. Which meant that women could not be topless at any of the public beaches on any city lake.

I think this means women don't have to wear a hat at the beach anymore.

HT:

Mrs VA and I have enjoyed some badly needed down time lately. We have been out on our jet skis. A lot. Logged 17 hours in the last 2 weeks.

Yeah ok there are alligators. They get out of the way. Humans are a bigger hazard.

The weather is fabulous for jet skiing. 90 something all the time. The water itself is around 88. Beautiful. Loving life.

*woo HOO.

Stoopid autocorrect.

Woo hooks! Thank you!

It's Titty Tuesday, so I have sent a few titty pics to my "friends"

BaconPlant... money tree... neither a them fuggers will grow in this climate.

Sadly, no nudes in the inbox today.

Confidence is high for Thursday though.

BT

Nothing. Yet.

Send nudes.

HT today is National Nude Day - whatcha got ?

I friggin' love eggplant. Personally I like 'em best fried, but have been meaning to try them as BT mentioned.

Have any suggestions for baconplant?

You can slice it thinly using a mandolin and treat it like you would lasagna noodles, or stuff it, roll it, and bake it. For the latter, I’d use a tomato based sauce, but you could experiment with something else based on what you use for stuffing.

I was taught to slice it, salt it, press it between two plates or trays/pans with a heavy weight on top (canned goods/5 lbs of flour) to sweat it/extract the liquid which is often bitter and can impact the flavor profile of the final product. I use kosher salt, and once the liquid is extracted, thoroughly rinse and dry the eggplant.

Like I said, a lot of prep work.

BT

i never know what to do with eggplant. all recipes involve immersing it in fat and seasonings.

so i found a recipe to make eggplant 'bacon' in a dehydrator. supposed to come out pretty crispy. smoked paprica, garlic and onion powder ...

HT: A late night cooking adventure; I should have remembered how much prep work goes into eggplant parm, but at least now, I now I have two large pans in the fridge. Sitting down to a small plate of farfalle. Two golden disks of eggplant parm, and a dollop of homemade marinara topped with a skosh of goat cheese, was simply a little bit of heaven on a plate.

BT

This evening, as of this moment, is the first evening in two weeks that I have sat down and having no thought of anything needing done immediately or with urgency.........

On the other hand, that didn’t last long. I just remembered, after moving both daughters into their new accommodations for the past two weeks, I have to reorganize my motorcycle work shop from being a storage facility for the past six months, assemble the tire changer equipment still in the crates and bolt them down to the concrete floor.

Well, that was short lived happy thought.

:-)

~Allen

Ms NJNY - Mrs F is counting the days down to her appointment on Monday... Knowing her excitement I am pretty sure I can relate to yours.

Good for you Kitten.

I bought a new truck awhile ago. It has safety features the old one had and some that the old one didn't have. I wish I could deactivate them.

HT#1~ got my new car today

HT#2~ my last car was 12 years old, but I guess the new car has so many safety features that our car insurance actually went down

There will be at least one more weekend before Yosemite is open to visitors

Sitting on the porch last night watching the first fireflies of summer. Reminds me of being at my grandmother's in Missouri and catching fireflies at night with my cousins.

PHoenix area, it has been crazy here,, lady hit and killed on I 10 in metro area last night , I saw the backup for miles...another lady on bike killed on street, 4 ped. dead in 48 hours, many other crashes due to high speed, interstates being shut down due to crashes, I 40, I 17, I 10 all in the last couple days..Send me to the mountains, I'm out of here next spring...

TallMark- not sure what crashes and killings you refer to, but we can report (happily) that with the restrictive stay-at-home order in the San Francisco Bay Area, traffic, the pollution index and violent crime are all down. We are hoping that some of that continues as many people find it is viable to continue working from home.

sorry, not good news unless you want the same...