Happy Thoughts 2020

Thank you Ms. KJ and BT...

Congrats To The Fokker!

It’s nice to see something happy in the forums.

BT

HT - young people are still falling in love & getting married - Congrats FOKKERS - you two are looking hot hot hot

Thank you Chez... all be it I was most definitely overdressed compared to everyone there but when you have to walk the bride, overdressed is ok.

Fokkers, congrats on the wedding and liking the dapper new profile picture.

Thank you Natural Lovers and how about dem Cowboys!

@Fokkers-congrats and go Cowboys!

HT: if you look at our profile pic that’s Mrs. F and I right now at our daughter’s wedding. She decided 2 weeks ago to do this and the event was held at the other in laws driveway and backyard.its an absolute grand time even though they are Eagle/Flyers fans and we are Cowboys/Devils.

heading back to Yosemite tomorrow after 10 days away

HT: bathroom reno nearly done. Water flows and drains. Punch list growing shorter.

BT

Couldn't deliver? Sounds like....

The Constipated Cucumber Case.

Glad it worked itself out.

lol

Basically, our client would send us a shit ton of disorganized and incomplete records. We'd spend weeks sorting and analyzing it, then go back to them and tell them that this is too incomplete to meaningfully analyze. They'd dig up more shit, and we'd repeat the process. This case stretches back to June 2019 and we still didn't have enough to actually deliver anything.

Beau coup cukes. (Also, a great name for a rock band... js)

BT

Cucumber Case?

Omg

The biggest pain in the ass case for the last two years has out of the blue settled.

I am over the moon happy that this piece of shit case is gone.

Huge ass cucumber- does sound better than Mother Nature's anal dildo.

Or not.

That’s awesome. Goof of you to give extra to those that need it.

Things are not good out there right now. Please need all the help they can get.

It's been mostly cucumbers. Huge ass cucumbers. Not sure how many cucumber plants but they cover an area about 45 by 10, grow freely over the ground. Have two additional rows of other plants that are 45 foot long.

Cool. Good for you! How big is your garden? 500lbs is a lot of food.

3rd time bringing fresh vegetables from our garden to the local food bank. They weigh them each time. So far we've brought around 500 pounds of vegetables to them.

Likes to ride might be an understatement. A "hobby" he took seriously upon retiring.

Last year he placed 2nd in a race from the West coast to the East coast- 4,200 miles without support. About double the Tour de France, but no assistance allowed. If you break down, have a flat, you're walking to get what you need. No one can help repair or give you anything- like food, water, parts... you're on your own for everything.

The Guinness Record ride, yet to confirm distance, was approximately 7,100 miles. Averaged over 200 miles/day on each ride. I guess uphill through the mountains kinda slows a person down.

Things to do when you retire.

“ So long as the A/C is on and they all have a positive attitude?”

Better a positive attitude, than a positive COVID test.

Just sayin

He likes to ride his bicycle... He likes to ride his bike...

I do remember the post. He/she was ahead of schedule at the time you posted.

Bicycle! Bicycle!...

BT

When things get back to normal, I’m hoping to ride it where I like...

No boobs or VWs involved, but the world record involving titties (and me) would definitely be a HT.

It was a cycling (bicycle) record. I mentioned it, albeit vaguely, some time ago in another thread.

Fastest time to ride a bicycle through all lower 48 states. Previous record was held by an Italian woman. Trying to look up the records at the Guinness site is a bitch. I liked the olden days when you could buy a printed book with all the records. Real Fun Facts kinda reading. The new books look like they were made for a 5th grader and have very few records.

Hey! Don’t knock angry topless women in close quarters...

BT