HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

New Orleans, LA, Us

"A little love goes a looonnngggg way"

That is a HT indeed!

And don't forget, looonnngggg lovin' goes a little way toward putting a smile on a Lady's face.

;^D

~S~

Alpharetta, GA, Us

REAL HT: Our rescue pup has truly come around. From a cowering, afraid, distrustful little man to the most lovable, attention hound ever. I heart him so much! He can even talk! Or at least he tries. It kinda sounds like an ah-ooga horn but he talks nonetheless. A little love goes a looonnngggg way. ;^)))

~lady~

Hilliard, OH, Us

So I saw this news article.....

Putin shows off sniper skills firing Kalashnikov rifle

yahoo. com/news/putin-shows-off-sniper-skills-firing-kalashnikov-rifle-194706079.html

He started out in the KGB, so of course he's a good shot, duh. So I looked up the rifle, prototype developed a year ago. Three variants with different chambers, one of which is the 7.62x54R. You can not go wrong with that caliber in a sniper rifle. I own a Ukrainian semi-automatic sniper rifle, based on Kalashnikov mechanics in the same caliber.

I want one. It makes my dick hard.

Army-2017: Kalashnikov highlights Chukavin SVCh family of sniper rifles 2508173

The family comprises three rifles chambered for 7.62x54R mm, 7.62x51 mm and 8.6x69 mm (.338 Lapua Magnum) cartridges. The SVCh is designed to engage individual targets at a distance of up to 1,500 m (depending on the cartridge). It is based on the gas-operated short-stroke piston with rotating bolt. The rifle`s design is based on a reversed U-type steel receiver that incorporates a slung bolt assembly. An adjustable trigger assembly unit with integrated magazine receiver and trigger guard is attached to the upper receiver kitted out with a Picatinny rail for sighting systems. The SVCh is fitted with a manual gas regulator, ambidextrous firing controls (safety and magazine release button) and a folding buttstock. The rifle can be complemented by a folding bipod and a tactical sound suppressor. The SVCh has an accuracy of no more than 1 MOA at a distance of 100 m. According to the Kalashnikov Group, the variant of the rifle chambered for .338 Lapua Magnum cartridges has a weight of 6.3 kg (with empty magazine), an overall length of 1,140 mm, a barrel length of 560 mm and a magazine capacity of 10 cartridges.

The SVCh rifle chambered for 7.62x54R mm cartridges is fed from a Dragunov SVD 10-round box magazine. It has an overall length of 1,000 mm, a barrel length of 410 mm, a weight of 4.3 kg (with empty magazine) and an accuracy of no more than 1 MOA. The organic barrel can be replaced with a 460 mm or a 565 mm one. The SVCh modification for the 7.62x51 mm has the same specifications and is fed from a 20-round box magazine.

The Kalashnikov Group largely invests in the development of semi-automatic designated marksman rifles (DMR). The SVCh is a modular firearm that is based on a reliable gas-operating scheme and meets the requirements to the best world`s DMRs, for instance, the M110 SASS (Semi-Automatic Sniper System) by the US Knight Armament Company (KAC) in terms of dimensions, magazine capacity and accuracy. It should be noted that Kalashnikov has developed a modification of the SVCh chambered for the high-precision 8.69x69 mm cartridge that is typically used in bolt-action sniper firearms. Such a rifle combines a long range and a rapid firing rate.

armyrecognition. com/army-2017_show_daily_news_coverage_report/army-2017_kalashnikov_highlights_chukavin_svch_family_of_sniper_rifles_2508173.html

Phoenix, AZ, Us

A friend is visiting and cooked me dinner. I'm used to cooking with people - that happens regularly - but I don't remember the last time someone cooked for me. It was wonderful.

Fair Oaks, TX, Us

OT: caught momma cat before she had her 5 kittens. They will all have much better lives now and will be loved.

Fair Oaks, TX, Us

VA, you just made hot chai latte come out of my nose. Ouch!

FokkersVeteran
Toms River, NJ, Us

HT: last night.... oh what a night.... good friends, good drinks, great show (Ozzy) but the aftershow, now that was amazing....

You never know what you’re going to get when your besties are vanilla with sprinkles.

Windermere, FL, Us

HT: Scambaiting.

Calling these scammign benchods in India and fucking with them is a lot of fun. Most of them are men, but once in a while I get female scammers.

I have no guilty conscience whatsoever about harassing any of these assholes. They are thieves. I say just about anything short of threats or race-based insults is fair game.

(Female) tech support scammer: Thank you for calling Microsoft support how can I help you?

Me: Yes, I'm having problems with my micro soft.

Scammer: What is the problem Sir?

Me: It's micro and it's soft.

Scammer: What?

Me: So I got a message on my computer and it told me to call this number.

Scammer: You got a pop up?

Me: Well, I've been trying to get a pop up.

Scammer: What were you doing on the computer when this happened?

Me: Masturbating.

Scammer: I'm sorry?

Me: I was watching porn and masurbating.

Scammer: Oh I see (giggles)

Me: You can see?

Scammer: Yes.

Me: You can see my computer?

Scammer: No Sir, not that.

Me: Do you want to see?

Scammer: I need to get onto your computer so I can clean it.

Me: Well I already cleaned off the keyboard and monitor but there's still some sprayed on the desk.

etc.

Thornton, CO, Us

Bigduke is back, Now the fun begins again. End of boat season, pirates come back to port. With stories from the high seas.

chezdeVeteran
Morristown, NJ, Us

HT 1 - a special BD celebration <3

HT 2 - NYG opening day today at the stadium

bigduke31Veteran
Ronkonkoma, NY, Us

In bed with my man and he smells so good ,

CopNkittenVeteran
Phila, PA, Us

great news kibbs!

tiggrcatVeteran
Rockport, MA, Us

just like you kibbs………..healthy and loved

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Our business phone is ringing off the hook. Its getting kind of crazy. Perfect timing for us as our daughter in in college at UC Davis and the costs for everything is around 35k per year.

Fair Oaks, TX, Us

HT: FINALLY caught that momma cat, BEFORE she delivered her kittens. So, her very last litter will be delivered in a safe environment, she and later they too will get spayed/neutered. And the kittens will grow up healthy and loved.

chezdeVeteran
Morristown, NJ, Us

HT: njny's happy thought :-*

San Luis Obispo, CA, Us

HT- Leaving behind the madness of the political forums for the holiday weekend.

Maybe some in there will wander over here to read this...

"Sometimes it’s better to be kind than to be right. We do not need an intelligent mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens."

?Gautama Buddha

Phoenix, AZ, Us

HT - That there are people in the world who are not only endlessly entertaining but also regularly break out in unexpected ways, only incidentally for my amusement.

San Luis Obispo, CA, Us

HT- Walking barefoot on Pismo Beach on a spectacular day contemplating the inconsequential nature of our existence on this planet.

Windermere, FL, Us

Wow that was 3 years ago.. amazing.

It was great to meet you both :)

Louisville, KY, Us

According to FB, 3 years ago today we got to meet the VA's in person while they were in town visiting :)

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Drinking my second beer in anticipation of partying naked all weekend!!

ncalcoupleVeteran
Las Vegas, NV, Us

Almost Thursday!!! yaaa shut up the office hope in the car and PARTY!!!! NAKED!!!!!!