HAPPY THOUGHTS - 2018

Yeah not sure what we're celebrating - could be anything from a perfectly toasted bagel to a lottery win - but whatever it is - YAY!

NJNY-happy for you :)

Wow. That is a HT. LS cruises definitely come with a premium price tag over the regular cruises. I'm not sure how LS cruises go but if they're like hotel take-overs then finding "the party" is far from guaranteed.

I imagine you likely have friends going and that would help, but as with the hotel take-over, I don't really need to drop a bunch of money to play with my friends. You of course still have the cruise to enjoy in this case versus just hanging out at a hotel so sounds like either a good time or a great time will be had. Good for you.

HT: The Cruise we are going on January 28th out of New Orleans now has 1,700 swingers signed up.

It is a vanilla cruise so rates are reasonable and just through word of mouth, swingers started filling up the entire aft of the ship. Swingers now have over 65% of the ship booked.

HT2: There are still cabins available if any of the fora posters or lurkers want to join. ;^D

We had to take out little boat back to it's slip this weekend.

It was interesting. Swells were 6-8 feet, wind was going about 15. Not to mention getting through the kelp beds.

For a little 22 ft sailboat that does about 5 knots under power, it was a little scary.

Took us three hours to go about 10 miles. But we got it done...

Our new boat had a few bugs that I needed professional help with. I picked it up from the marine mechanic last Monday but it was too cold last week to take it for a test run. It's 61 degrees now so I decided to go out. It ran great. Now it's just a waiting game for the right offshore forecast. This weekend its calling for 8 to 10 with occasional 14s. Yeah...we're not going out in that!

Happy thought=
Just coming off an awesome weekend. We’re really settling into our new environs. Went to a local house party and met 100 new friends. This private home had big screen TVs in every room. A 20 foot screen in the main area, which served as the dance floor, with a stripper pole. Awesome sound system, lofts, food, the works. I think we’re going to like living in this part of the world.

Miss seeing you and your Tramp here in the fora. Have a very Merry Christmas and hope to see you both in the new year.

Dropping in to say hi and trying to read between the lines and catch up. Hoping everyone has a great Christmas and the happiest of new years! Been tied up (not in a good way) with life happening, mother getting older stuff and trying to get my Tramp out of school. I am hoping 2019 brings us some new adventures and visits with old friends. Kisses and licks to you all!

~lady~

It's been a terribly difficult 3 weeks getting my software going for this project, but as of this afternoon - it's live. I can see the doctors doing their work in it as they go and so far so good - smoothly and no problems.

Thank goodness...

Andrew, according to folklore or whatnot, stepping in shit is supposed to bring you good luck. So, it's like you got yourself a booster shot of good luck right there. Cheers!

OnT - I had an unplanned FMF threesome last night.

Thankfully, it was only Christmas that came early...

BT

This starts 2 days ago, in my series of great decisions for the week.

My psychotic ex-girlfriend called 2 days ago. The one that's trying to be sober these days. She can't totally drop me, and I'm still madly in love with her. When she's really hurting or confused, that's when she calls me, because I'm the only one who can talk her down from the crazy tree, and she knows I really give a damn about her.

So that put me in an interesting mood.

Then we got an invitation to a house party. We got it on that other swinger website that's popular in this region. Never met the hosts before. They saw my abomination of a profile, which is almost identical to our SLS profile, and decided they want us at their house party just based on that. Go figure.

What the hell, right?

So we went, out to a farm in the semi-sticks. Nice fucking farm. We met a lot of great people. There was one couple there who we play with semi-regularly. The hosts are awesome.

So out in the garage where the hot tub is set up, right next to it, is a shrine to Donald Trump. Its a MAGA2020 flag on the left, an American flag on the right, both of those on poles, and a regular Trump MAGA flag on the wall in the middle, over a bar that has figurines of naked women on the handles for the kegs.

I took a picture.

So later I'm in the hot tub next to the Trump shrine, and I met a woman who wanted to talk about Hillary Clinton and her crimes because she had just watched a bunch of conspiracy theory videos on the subject. I'm down for that. I was already hammered. Then we fucked, and that was good .:)

It got late and we decided to leave. The hostess gave me 2 dozen farm fresh eggs from her chickens. Those things are the best eggs ever.

So we were parked along the side of this gravel driveway. Backing out would have been difficult, so I looked at that open space in front of the barn and thought I could turn around there. We were in Robin's little Acura, not my truck. Another great decision.

We got stuck in the mud, and I'm pretty sure there was cow manure in that mud. First I tried to push, which covered me in the first layer. It didn't work, so we got someone to come out with a tow strap and a truck. I had to roll around in the mud and shit to get the strap around the axel, and again to get the strap off.

I'm covered in mud and shit right now, head to toe.

But I'm not mad. That is a first for me. I've never left a swinger party covered in mud and shit before. New experiences are always valuable, and we have a phone date with the hosts tomorrow, who we love.

Oh, and my psycho ex wants to get together next week.

I hope your week was as good as mine. :)

Tonight we are packing our bags, tent, camping gear and loading up the RZR for our Christmas tree cutting weekend. We bought in to a place called Holopaw where if you buy an acre you have access to about 10,000 acres for riding and whatnot. The weather should be perfect so it will be a good weekend for it.

Ahoy....smitten?

WTF!?

Tramp

Got to cancel our Obamacare yesterday.

My employer covers me almost 100%. I think I pay $20 or so a month. But they cover nothing for family members. So that coverage would be about $1300 a month. So I got her and the kidlet an Obamacare policy for $650. Still pricey.

With the new job, she covers everyone, including our two other children that are under 26, for $173.

Hallelujah!

VA-thank you for posting. That was hilarious!!

This is a "Best of Craigslist" ad for a fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Stake Knives are second prize...

Vibrators are for closers... and You're Fired is STILL third prize.

I'm about to start a scholarship fund similar to the drinking game that's tied to the Bob Newhart Show; Every time I receive an email that says, "Fun_Ahoy suggested I get in touch..." I'm going to contribute a buck to the UOAWGCF.

BT

That's the United Old Ass-less White Guy College Fund. An Old Perverted Ass-less White Guy's Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste.

Vibrators

"lead referral program"

One more and I get a set of steak knives?

I copped a fill this morning. Wait, maybe that was her... Twas quite nice "irregardless".

I'm happy for my friend, Fun_Ahoy, and it isn't just because he's set up a lead referral program now that he's a semi-retired perv, but that does help put a smile on my face.

BT

"isn't enough to feel up the forums"

Anything more than a mouthful is wasted ....

"well-above the average age of the zygote-like youngins"

Over 40 and errything, y'all!

@KJ

It’s true, it’s true! Our man child is smitten with a real woman, and she’s awesome!

~Scamp

Oh I get it BT, since there isn't enough to feel up the forums we're now combining several threads into one:

WTF

Fantasies

Tell us a joke

MIA members

Whatcha drinking, or, smoking in this case