Dick Pictures

@HotwifeCouple4Bull, Unfortunately your profile is hidden from couples, would have loved to show you the size of my endowment! M

@eatme, too funny! Wonder if GoPro would be up to the challenge of making a camera for that application? I know someone out there is putting pencil to paper and sketching it up...I can just see the sales pitch at their next new product development meeting..."Mushroom POV Cam"...you're welcome! M

Naw, don’t take offense, just picture an animated penis with a chin strap cam, it’s funny.

Something like this:

https://1drv.ms/u/s!AhOaXF-VbgZsgzUjg46-qTi8zXB7

:-D

~Allen

@eatme, Who you callin' small? I take umbrage at that remark! Let it be known that to date there have been zero complaints about the tool I bring to the job site, so forget the chin strap... maybe a cock-ring and some twine! M

“ not all of us have been blessed with a fat mushroom head”

Can someone please design a “chinstrap” for a small helmet cam?

:-D

~Allen

@eatme, Geezzz! A "Dick-Hole Cam"? That sounds a little too much like a catheter experience none of us want to experience, "Helmet Cam" would be worth investigating...not all of us have been blessed with a fat mushroom head so this could be a nice "addition", but you know someone is going to use it in a certain way and the video feed will end up looking like a colonoscopy...

M

“ We want shots from the inside. They sell dildo cams.”

Maybe someone makes a dickhole cam so we can get a “bird’s eye” view.........

Or even a “ helmet” cam!

:-)

~Allen

"I'm in for an artful dick pic. If a guy takes the time to compose a good picture, I would appreciate it." C

@eatme, glad someone got it!
;o)

"you're going down a "slippery slope"..."

lol! I like it!

:-)

~Allen

The real problem is that there’s no way to separate the dick from the dick.

@moe, you're going down a "slippery slope"...

Why stop there too? We want shots from the inside. They sell dildo cams. This way, men know what they are"getting into" literally!

I'm tellin' ya, if I don't start gettin' some pussy shots and I see an abyss or furmonger with teeth when she does spread them, I'm bustin' down a door 'cause all kinds of hell gonna break loose.

:-)

~Allen

Oh, not an issue of allowed or not. We just think they are not tasteful. Just like a wide spread pussy shot!

My wife would like to see how the man is packed, just as much as I enjoy viewing the women.. another reason to allow.... cant believe I just said that... this is a swinger site... is circumcised or non is a thing...... once again this is a swinger site...

Travelers, thank you. We've done the same! Happy Halloween!

CBC - ALL folders are now open for you. Feel free to print out our face pix and wear them for scary Halloween masks if you like :)

Thanks Travelers, we've returned the favor!!

@CBC - We tried to send you a PM, but apparently that is outside the capabilities of this website this morning. We did however open a few galleries for your (hopefully) viewing enjoyment ;)

You've read my mind! HAHAHAHAHA

@Central,you got it, but wouldn't it be cool if we could attach pictures or "helicopter" videos to forum posts? M

Maximillian, the next time you think of posting a similar phot, please consider attaching it to a message on the site and sending it to us. We'll be happy to save you the aggravation of having it moved by telling you which folder may be the appropriate one, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Travelers I think there is still the ability to post a video on your profile especially one that would bring a smile to many here. We say go for it! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Be well!!

@CBC - Yes the idea of needing to jump through hoops to see your own private galleries is ridiculous, but sadly true.

@max - That sounds like a great picture to us. Wish I had seen it!

Back on the topic, so a short video of me swinging it around yelling "helicopter, helicopter, helicopter" is not a good introduction?????

“ they were neatly tucked one inside the other to save space”

It saves on bandwidth usage too!

OT: We’ve never asked for a dick pic and the missus finds it insulting to see one under the presumption she wants to see one. When we ask for a picture or an additional picture, we state G or PG.

~Allen