Limerick time

There was a young man from Boston
Who liked to drive 'round in his Auston
There was room for his ass and one gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost'm.

There was a young man named MacGruder
Who spied a young nude so we wooed her
The nude thought it crude to be wooed in the nude
But MacGruder was shrewder, he screwed her!

Eat, bite, munch, hunch, gobble, nibble chew.
Titty, busson, hairpie, finger fuch, screw.

I hope Deb is happy and free,

Enjoying life as best she can see.

Remember your friends,

The fun that you had,

And welcome the new loves to be.

There once was a gal named Deb

who decided to share your bed

Oh the parties, the outfits, the fun

all of the one-on-ones

As it happened one day

she woke to find she was gray

Not what she'd call old

but no longer bold

Today bidding this adieu

is not so hard to do

As she leaves, she lifts her glass in a silent toast

Knowing in the LS time and age can make you a ghost

Gosh I had some of the best times

Eat, bite, munch, hunch... Gobble, nibble chew... Titty, Busom, hair pie... Finger, fuck screw

Congressman Matt’s loud protestation
On his fall to the teenager’s temptation:
“This affair is still moral,
As long as its oral
Straight screwing I save for the nation”

There once was a man from Trent.

Whose dick was so long that it bent.

To spare himself trouble.

He put it in doubled.

So instead of cumming he went.

Engraved on a headstone in the cemetery;

Here lie the bones of Screwy Dick
Cursed at birth with a corkscrew prick
Spent his life in the futile hunt
Searching for a girl with a corkscrew cunt
He finally found her, but then fell dead
The SOB had left hand thread!

There was an uncaring fellow named Gus,
Unvaxxed he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.

I don't smoke no dope
I don't chew no rope
I don't dance, prance, romance, fight, fart, fuck off, shoot the shit or drive a truck.
I been to maine, spain, Spokane, been around the world three time.
Been ta two world fairs
I've even seen goats fucking in the market place.

But I ain't never seen anything like this...

It's time we recovered this game ...

Ignoring it was a damn shame ...

There's rhymes to be made ...

While we wait to get laid ...

and we needn't say Covid's to blame

There is a man named trump
Who turned America into a dump
He golfs and he lies
And 170,000 of us dies
And his cult continues to deny

I do hope you realize I'm joking

Your funny bone's what I was poking

If I left you confused

I only meant to amuse

Now back to my lonely bone choking

While copies might sincerely flatter

and some folks may think it don't matter

a post on this thread

when it's not from your head

leaves this poet mad as a hatter

If corona threatens your life

Commandment 10 could save you from strife

Don't go out anymore

or see the lady next door

Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife

~ nope, I cannot take credit

Some people just can't understand

the trouble that's choking our land

to help make things clearer

please look in your mirror

and gently unclench your damn hand

So along came a bitch named Corona

A month of this lockdown...a groaner

Yet the forums get louder

From the build-up of chowder

Will someone please handle those boners?

The spoken of temptress named Vickie...

Set her sites on a young lad called Mickey...

He was handsome and strong...

And was whispered quite long...

and soon Mickey's dickie was sticky

There was a young woman named Vicki
Who said “ I don’t want to be picky
If in five hours or so
As you say you must go
At least we will have time for a quickie “

Some people use forums for boasting …

While others bust balls for some roasting...

Most are quite charming...

But some are alarming...

Like SLO when he does his drunk posting

Slo has said he is done...

But Billybump wants to have fun...

They throw out a rhyme...

Pretty good for first time...

Here's hoping they have a long run.

There was an old pirate called Squid.
He loved Spanish women, he did.
So, Spain he did go and his cock, it did grow
And he fucked every girl in Madrid.

It's impossible to stay interested......

SLO took my post as attack...

When I was just stating a fact...

His recent retort...

Is on par for his sort...

while rhyming it's wit that it lacks