Limerick time

There once was a lady named Lena, who was born in Argentina. Although she would spend, time with her boyfriend, she also liked Tina and Gina.

There once was blonde named Joan, who was sexting two guys on her phone. Until one day, she found out they were gay, and now her plans are blown.

There once was a young woman named Sherry, who met a handsome boy named Harry, on a rooftop one night, until the morning light, he couldn't wait to pop her cherry

There once was a guy named Chris, who got caught taking a piss. Although he was hidden, but its always forbidden, his name will be forever on a list.

There once was a woman named Dory, Who could tell quite a story, With all the women she'd do and all the men that she blew, Would end up in an orgy.

There once was a man named Kevin, Who always seemed to roll a 7, Before he knew, his fortune had grew, to buy 2 girls who would take him to heaven.

I once knew a girl from Hoboken, who claimed that her hymen was broken, by riding her bike down a cobblestone pike, but gawd knows it's broken from pokin'.

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There once was a guy named Steve. Who met a young lady, Gwenevive. As they marry, a baby she'll carry, that they made on New Year's Eve.

There once was a singer named Norris. Who sang like if he was the lead in a chorus. Folks would come around, from every foreign town, to hear him sing like Gary Morris.

There once was a lady from New York, Who eats her meals with a fork. She met a guy who liked to spoon, and when he saw her moon, They're now waiting for the stork.

There once was a couple one night , who had sex by dawns early light. Although she was good, at s*cking his wood, their kids saw the awful sight.

There once was a lady from Fontana, who met a sweet cowboy from Montana, when she noticed his boots and thought it was a hoot, that they were bigger than his banana.

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There once was a lad named Kenny, Who worked so hard for his penny. And when he asked, A sweet young lass, Her reply was, Your Johnson is way too skinny.

There once was a lady named Kelly ,
Who liked her body covered with jelly.

Although it was sticky,

She was always picky,

Of who she let lick her belly.

I've screwed in Germany, I screwed in Korea, I screwed so much that I got gonnarhia. I'll never be happy, I'll never be free until i screw the army, the way they screwed me.

I've heard of a charmed fella in New Orleans

Could he really be related to Euphorion

He often claims to be blessed

Usually in a state of undress

Laying perhaps with Maid Marian ?

Moved to Vegas from little Ukiah

Quickly became the Fora pariah

No fan of the Libs

His posts loaded with fibs

Yes, quite an accomplished liar

So, the freebies will vacate the site

Much to some members joyous delight

Why isn't it free?

Cries the usual plea

Wondering why are their wallets so tight?

Sometimes you read one's post

And the message can turn you white as a ghost

Remember in life there will be a bit of despair

Keep this in mind... there are a few who care

So be sure to keep close the ones you trust the most

There once was a time when e-mails brought joy

to every couple, single gal or boy

I read yours and you read mine

without having spent a dime

It was here last week before the destroy

Oh for the lost love of Pete

You could not just hold my seat

just 10 days away

now everyone pays

Cuz Big Brother sent out a tweet

Forums got a thirty-day cutoff

Holy fuck what a royal ripoff

it's time for a rebuild

as Taylor Swift distilled

I'm just gonna shake it off shake it off

time to start over