Limerick time

So, the slime-weasel, "oneforthebucketlist" thinks he is an "attack poet"?

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A damned fool, who calls himself "Bucket," ---
Couldn't get laid, so said, "Fuck it!" >:-( ---
He stole a sheep's little lamb, ---
Found it was really a ram, ---
And said, "To HELL with it!" ---
So, he just sucked it!! ---

So, "Bucket" got pregnant, the scum, ---
A "Medical Marvel," said some! ---
As time went by for the punk, ---
He gave birth to a skunk, ---
(That'll teach Scum-Bucket to suck it!!) >:~€ ---

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SLO wants to join in the game...

so as befitting his name...

He searches online...

For a limerick to find...

His upbringing's surely to blame.

A careless young man named O'Doole.

Found little red spots on his tool!

His doctor, a cynic,

Said, "Get out of my clinic!

And, wipe off that lipstick, you fool!"

I appreciate rhymes from Bridget....

Always grateful for any we get.....

But to take time 'fore a date....

May I extrapolate,...my thoughts....

would be towards getting my dick wet

The forums, quite quiet of late

Lifetime members awaiting their fate?

Well, there’ll always be time

For BT to bust out a rhyme

Tonight the dood’s got him a date ;-)

So peopleplay added a poem....

but limericks he surely don't know'em….

As stated so many times.....

they're more than just rhymes....

Guess it falls upon me now to show'em

Lulu’s very pregnant her belly low it hung
When I went to eat her
A hand reached for my tongue

Limericks can't be this tough...

3 weeks has been long enough...

Stop drooling at tits...

Start using your wits....

The hair on your palm's like a rough...…………………………………... (think golf)

BT brings his A game, his Limerick's smokin'…

Truer words have never been spoken...

But there is at least one...

Missing out on the fun...

Since I'm doing more strokin' than pokin'

They say that this website is broken

Yet that hasn’t stopped all the pokin’

If that news were true

More balls would be blue

...and BT would no longer be joking...

While it may not be viewed as a crime...

for a week to pass biding my time...

All in the same, it's truly a shame....

No one else played the game...

So now I'm back putting forth a new rhyme

Alas I can't help but be blue....

For that is my given hue....

The branch you are handing...

Our sad puns notwithstanding...

Will go far in brightening my view

Don't go away blue, my Gumby friend

An olive branch I kindly extend

Sure, it's quite fun

The spinning of puns

Even if it's all just pretend

My compliment giving is rare.....

but when doing so I try to be fair.....

but I've now praised a fib.....

should have known, you're quite glib.....

I move on now fully aware.

Bucket's quite the complimentary bloke

but Its all done with mirrors and smoke

Some call it a sin

The stories I spin

Though it's rare that I'll pass up a poke.

The pleasure to women you render

Surely makes you a gift to the gender

Your tongue's truly legit

In both cunnilingus and wit

Hat's off to the man... Bridget Ender

While carrying the moniker, Bridget

Might make some chaps chafe and fidget

When she's hanging onto his ears

One thing's quite clear

That guy's strictly legit

There once was a man some called Bridget...

This moniker made the chap fidget...

Though he'd never complain...If some Sue, Beth or Jane...

Would moan Bridget while riding his digit.

it starts with my wife sucking tits
while exploring their beautiful bits
it's their turn to cream
and they let out a scream
69 tasting each others clits

In the fora much anger around... I haven't a clue to the grounds

Crunchy peanut butter ...& tossed nuts... "Straight" guys ...and their butts...

My friends know where I can be found ;-)

A new couple went to a takeover
they gave the pool a once over
both came more than twice
while she exclaimed it was nice
while they both lost their sexual composure

You know, it isn't a rumor, if you look close, like I, you'll find the humor

where others see strife in every day life.

...I just hope it ain't a brain tumor...

there once was a man named bridgetender
who lists himself as the male gender
he posts funny stuff
often straight off the cuff
and with that many a laugh he does render

There once was a wing-nut from Nantucket, whose Trump was so long he could suck it. Ir was so hard it would not dent. He gobbled and he did slurp to his heart's content. After a long satisfying swallow, and a big fat burp, knew this was surely rootin' tootin'. Then Trump grinned ear to ear and with a big fat leer, thought, I wish I was Putin.

There once was a lady named Molly

Who traveled while hurt what a folly

A hole in her butt

From the doctors cut

Is making her less than jolly