Dive into the deep end with AC Maxwell, your guide to the entrancing world of lifestyle adventures, on The Swinging Single Podcast. In this titillating episode, AC recounts an unforgettable night at a topless pool party set against the sultry backdrop of Las Vegas—a city that truly never sleeps. Hear about his unexpected encounter with the infamous @swingers_wife of loyal fans, and what unfolds when the sun goes down and the real stars come out to play.But it's not all sunshine and carefree vibes. AC takes a moment to peel back the layers of the lifestyle community, shedding light on a less-discussed aspect: the drama and the not-so-inclusive nature that sometimes surfaces in these free-spirited environments. From personal anecdotes to observations, AC delves into the ethos of the lifestyle, questioning the perception of inclusivity and the respect afforded to single men within these circles.Whether you're a seasoned swinger, a curious newcomer, or simply fascinated by the complex dynamics of alternative relationships, this episode offers a raw, unfiltered glimpse into the euphoria and the challenges that define the swinging lifestyle. So, tune in and take a walk on the wild side with AC Maxwell, because in the world of The Swinging Single Podcast, every story is an adventure.The Swingers Wife: https://beacons.ai/TheSwingersWife?the Pineapple Express Podcast: https://linktr.ee/Sexyswingerchic
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Welcome to the Swinging Single Podcast, coming to you live from the Upside Down Pineapple Studios, a platform for sharing the unique perspectives of me, A.C. Maxwell. As your host, I will take you on a personal journey through the ups and downs of my years as a swinging single male. Please note that while my experiences will undoubtedly provide valuable insights, it is essential to understand that my views may not be aligned with yours. So what are we going to talk about today? Sorry, everybody. All right.
So welcome back, my adventurous listeners, to another sizzling episode of the Swing and Single podcast, where the nights are long and the stories are spicy here.
I'm your host maxwell and oh do i have an episode for you today talking about my time in vegas this week my escapades took me to the shimmering heat heart of sin city for an experience that was nothing short of exhilarating a topless pool party where the glitz of vegas meets the untamed spirit of the lifestyle community and let me tell you it was at this very pool and missed the laughter splasher where i had the pleasure of running to none other than the infamous duo themselves the swinger wife and mr swinger picture this the moonlight kissing your skin music pulsating through the air and amidst it all two of the lifestyle's most vibrant personalities are there living it up full throttle our conversation was enlightening to say it say the least and peppered with the kind of insider insights that only true veterans of the scene could offer but it wasn't all moonlighting games as the night unfolded a topic surface that cast a shadow of the sparkling waters.
Controversy surrounding a recent post calling out the lifestyle community for not being as inclusive as they claim. Tensions flared as opinions diverge, turning the once peaceful paradise into a battleground of ideologies the lifestyle a beacon for freedom and openness now under the microscope and everyone from novices to seasoned swingers found themselves embroiled in a conversation that could very well shape the future of the scene and just when i thought my vaguest tale wouldn't get any more dramatic, interstage left.
Two couples responded to my personal ad, or should I say two lessons in what not to do when replying to someone's heartfelt attempt to making a connection. Disrespectful doesn't even begin to cover it.
These were interactions dipped in ignorance and marinated in ignorance leaving a sour taste that not even the poolside margaritas could wash away so sit back pour yourself a drink heck make it a double because today's episode is all about the highs and lows of seeking human connection in a world that spins on the axis of desires and disputes from the sultry encounters that poolside bashes to the heat of the bass shaping the pillars of the swinger community down to the personal ads that turn into personal affronts.
I've got stories that will make you laugh, make you think, and maybe, just maybe, make you see this wildly wonderful lifestyle through a new lens. All right, be beautiful.
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By listening to the Swinging Single podcast, you acknowledge that you have read and understand this disclaimer and agree to its terms shave your cock and balls gentlemen all right thank you miss spears i'm so glad you reminded our lovely men to shave their cock and balls because sometimes they don't so you know they kind of get a little crazy down there all righty so let's get into this we're going to talk about a pool party first. So what's up, my love adventurers? You're turning into one, the one, the only swinging single podcast with your host, A.C. Maxwell.
I got a story for you today that's hotter than the desert sun. A night that brings a whole new meaning to the term pool party. All right, so picture picture this it's a private residence in the heart of las vegas the setting sun and an invitation to a topless party that runs from the sultry hours of 8 p.m to the break of dawn at 2 a.m i know the city never sleeps but you know you know what? Sometimes we got to go home. Now I've been to my fair share of Vegas shindigs. But let me tell you. This was something else. All right? It was. And it was. I was invited by this lovely couple.
They have a loyal fans. I'm a member of their loyal fans.
Like I said, when ac decides to spend his money on porn i want the good porn i want the porn porn where i know i'm going to be able to you know have possible relationships or have sex with the the model i'm not into the professional porn you know you got you know jimma jameson's type of stuff i'm into the amateur girls i like a nice thick big booty small titty woman and i like her to be you know exotic looking fun open and fucking her fans you don't get a lot of like that on the only fans or loyal fans or fansly or anything like that you get a lot of uh you know uh how do you say professionals i'll say professional people so i got to meet this lady she's on loyal fans i put her tick i put her information on my ticker as it goes across the screen but you can find her let me see where you can find her okay you can find her at what we call i guess she has this thing called bacons.ai backslash the swingers wife question mark you can find them there i put it in my chat box so if you look there you can see it uh bacons.ai backslash the swingers wife question mark and you can see them there you can see them on loyal fans if you go to loyal fans i'll go top that up right now and you can see all the beautiful work that she has done and And let me see.
Let's see. I'll go through. So it's at swingers underscore wife. She's from Las Vegas. A beautiful, beautiful lady and all that. So, you know, it can be, like I said, she plays with her fans.
She has fan parties and she does game bangs all that stuff it's not one of those ladies who only fucks other content creators or so-called uh other swingers she's a true swinger her husband is mr swing another wonderful gentleman i had a great time talking to him i had a great time talking to her too so you want to check out their profiles it's on my ticker and it's on the chat and it's at swingers underscore wife and that is on her loyal fans now let me see if i could go and all that no i can't anyways so let's get back to it so that's who i'm meeting or that's who i got invited to the party to all right so the moment you step into this good-sized yard you're greeted by a friend uh by the friendliest host and hostesses you could imagine i walked in now you park inside now there was some uh congestion of parking it's in a cul-de-sac so there's a dead end so you have to find yourself a parking spot i got lucky i found one that was closer to the house than a lot of other people had to walk a little distance some people ubered which is smart so you walk in and instead of going inside the house you go off to the left side of the garage which is good because i don't want the reason why i don't have house parties because i don't want people in my house i don't know how they're trained are they potty training and things like that because a lot of times people miss the toilet and piss all over the floor and all that and that goes for you ladies too women you have a terrible aim yourself so it's not all just men but from the moment you get there it's a good size place all right you get there to the right you go in and they have a table and they have the host and hostess there taking your money for your donation that you say.
So a quick exchange of the interest fee and bam, you're plunging to an oasis literally and figuratively. They had this setup that was like something out of a dream. They had mixers. They had all kinds of sodas, water. Water is very important in the desert because, you know, people start drinking, smoking dope and all that and getting high and that creates some problems and you don't want to have anything like that. They had some food, some snacks out. It wasn't no buffet where you had, you know, hot dogs, burgers, stuff like that. It was just some finger foods and all that.
And they had a sparkling pool there.
It was a nice size, good size pool good size pool little chilly a lot of people were jumping in getting cold at first but they body warmed up so it was a little chilly but they also had a hot tub which the hot tub was packed so there wasn't no way i was going to get in the hot tub anyways i was dressed up in my three-piece suit i was going to go here then i was going to the green door like i talked last time i really fucked that up i should have stayed at this pool party and maybe and just maybe i wouldn't have to fight off 50 000 cocks for one chick but anyways so they had the hot tub uh that became the epicenter of the warmth as the night got colder all right hot tubs are usually where everyone conjugates especially as it gets colder and it does get cold in las vegas i don't know why people don't think it is but it does get cold at night you know now let's paint the scene a bit more vividly the ladies the ladies were strolling around in panties bikini bottoms topless basking in the moonlight the gents they were wearing shorts were were the uniform of choice though a few bold bold soles went all natural, all right?
Most of the ladies looked fucking great. I mean, there wasn't one ugly woman. You know, like the Deja Vu had hundreds of beautiful girls, three ugly ones. There was hundreds of beautiful girls, no ugly ones. They were all doable. They were all sexy as hell, all fuckable. Not one problem. The gentlemen, they dressed the part. It was a pool party. So I wasn't expecting the other be like me. I was the outcast. I was the one in the suit and all that looking stupid, but I was there for a purpose. I was there to relay information to see, do reviews of this and meet people and talk to them.
And that's what I was doing. So I wasn't there to get in the pool and all that, but you know what I told, like I told, uh, the lovely swinger wife, I said, you might just have to take my clothes off to get them off and all that. So the vibe was pure, unadulterated chill. People were talking, drinking, having a good time.
Everyone was handing the drink in their hand people were smiling now there were some little um well you saw negative nancies there oh they look like they're negative nancies they didn't look like they were you know they weren't smiling they just had nothing on their face they had resting bitch face stuff like that they were chatting talking to everyone just soaking up the good times that was about to happen and i'm sure it happened at this party so you know um i don't know like i said i fucked up swinger wife diane i apologize for leaving i really really wanted to stay but i had to do another uh review i apologize to you and your husband the swinger mr swinger because i really wanted to get to talk to you guys some more you know not do anything naughty just be you know get a hold get a feel of you and be able to give you an accurate review but i think you're gonna like this review all right so if you're wondering how i landed in this slice of the hinduist heaven that i would call it well it involves a run-in with another no the none other than diane you might know her as swingers wife that's at swingers underscore wife uh on loyal fans turns out she was shocked to see a fan from loyal fans in the flesh as i am to be recognized right.
I think the reason why she was shocked because there are just guys out there who, if there's no guaranteed pussy, they don't want to have anything to do it. They don't, they don't want to waste their time. But for me, a party's a party. It doesn't matter what happens. You never know what can happen at any type party.
even it's a pool party or anything like that there might be some action there might be someone you might meet someone where later on would lead into action so you always got to put in your foundation and i think that's why she was shocked to see me because a lot of guys probably on her loyal fans don't put in that foundations like i said guys if you her price for her mission is worth it because she does post parties she does have gangbang events i think she's having one may 31st too in las vegas and you can participate you can be you can actually fuck the swinger's wife so that's good so i think that's why she was shocked to see me not that i was weird or anything like that But I just think she was shocked that from loyal fans.
Someone was there So not many make the leap from virtual followers to party participants But hey, that's me a man on the mission to explore every corner of the lifestyle world that we have And it's just one of those things where you got to be able to put it You got to put in the work a lot of guys do not want to put in the work they just want to put in the work to get the pussy not put in the work to actually develop relationships and stuff like that so diane what can i say about her the legend herself i'm calling her a legend all right offered to a grand tour.
And the grand tour, and it was a grand tour for sure. Listen, nothing happened. I wasn't busting any nuts, eating any pussy. It was just a tour, guys, so don't sit there and think there's going to be a great story of me bending her over the bed and fucking her, all right? It's not.
So this oasis boasted two plain sheds now this is in the backyard of the house the guy who owns the house the swinger wife diane and mr swinger do not own it they are in working they're like working partners with this guy to get uh this uh party thing going this oasis that they have so with that i thought it was a great way uh really actually i I don't know. I don have a lot of people a lot of clubs don't do that they just put everything in one area they don't look at function the functionality of it was great they had a what is it a travel trailer a fifth wheel to use for the bathroom.
So no one had to go inside the house. So that was, that was what I really liked that you don't have to go inside the house. You can stay outside. You could do your piss and shitting in the travel trailer and you're good. I think they also had a, what is it? A porta potty there too. I don't know. I can't see.
I couldn't remember remember that part they had a fire pit and all that so at night if it gets too cold throw some blogs on start a fire roast some marshmallows roast your nuts roast your titties whatever you want to do whatever floats your boat gentlemen and ladies you can do it there so it boasted two plain sheds each were equipped uh with beds the first shed to left, if you're looking at the two sheds to your left, had one bed, but it also had toiletries that you can use and all that. The second one to your right had two beds, and I do believe it had a sex swing in there.
So you had all this stuff in there, all available for you to if you like find someone and you enjoy you know going out and having fun with them so i thought that was a great idea the shed key here is the shed had ac a lot of places you know might not have thought like but each shed had its own individual ac units so you know when you're fucking you're pounding away you start sweating so that keeps and it's las vegas so it does get hot even at night it will get hot and during the day it'll get hot you just you know sweat it away sweat it and sweat you can keep cool that way by keeping that on so despite the enticing setup the biggest takeaway was the warmth and openness of the Diane and her hubby, Mr.
Swinger. I can't be, we had talked, exchanged insights, and yeah, I couldn't help admire the scenery. Let's just say Diane rocks a thong like nobody's business. All right? Diane is very beautiful. Her pictures do not do her justice. She's better looking in person than she is on the video and in pictures. Her ass eats up any thong. There is no thong in this world that could survive her ass. Her ass is round, juicy looking, and just dynamite, beautiful. I cannot. I kept staring at her ass.
Her tits are nice and perky they look great you know and she's a thick girl now if you don't like thick women you're not that's tough on you because i think diane is the girl next door type of woman the you know the one that everyone likes you know the marianne of swinging but i really enjoy just looking at her body and just enjoying her. And she was perky, happy, smiling, having a great old time. She was what a hostess should be, you know, going around to everybody. She was all over the place. She was talking to everyone, make sure everyone was comfortable and things like that.
diane's great you gotta meet her sign up on her loyal fans go to all her other pages that she has and all that uh you can really get on there and all that so let me see what let's see i'll go on here and tell you what else she has she has when you go to beacons uh be has, when you go to beacons.ai backslash the swingers wife, question mark. She pulls up all her things. She has her Discord. You can follow her social media. Sugar Daddy applications. Great. Awesome. Her loyal fans. You can go to Mr. Swinger's free account. Teasers from free OnlyFans. She has OnlyFans, which is solo work.
Make your own page like this for free. Okay, no, I don't want to do that, but She has all her links there and she's on Twitter. I think I think I follow her on Twitter She's got reddit and all that stuff. Let's see your Twitter.
Let's go to Twitter her Twitter page is at swingers Underscore wife underscore you go there and check her out that's on twitter all right let's check something else out let's see instagram she she's got everything instagram and you can follow her at swingers dot wife you can do that let me follow her now done following her there she got amazon tiktok and youtube let's see that tiktok tiktok it's just the swingers wife or enm underscore tsw i don't know which one it is it's so hard for me with tiktok and shit i don't know so i'm following her i'll follow her now all right good let's see what else and i think that's it let's go to youtube see i'm sick of youtube they keep fucking giving me a shit about it uh it's not she don't have anything in youtube so i don't even worry about the youtube but she has a swinger uh instagram and all that instagram tiktok and all that so go to those links go subscribe to her uh go subscribe to our loyal fans you will not regret it um she does play with her fans which is a 100 endorsement from the swinging single podcast of hot wife action when you do i can fully endorse her as a legitimate hot wife some of these hot wives so-called hot wives i cannot endorse because of the fact that they seem to only play with certain type of people and usually it's always the same type of people not miss uh swingers wife and she plays with everybody it seems like from what i see in her royal fans but anyways mr swinger let's talk about mr swinger you got to give him some props because behind every great woman is a greater man just like this better half was a fountain of knowledge and hospitality answered all my questions and made me feel like part of the oasis family and folks oasis isn't just a name it's a swingers heaven crafted in love and keen understanding of what makes these nights unforgettable like i said when i look at couples We'll see you next time.
a name it's a swingers heaven crafted in love and keen understanding of what makes these nights unforgettable like i said when i look at couples i look at how they treat me a lot of couples treat single men like they're just pieces of shit they're just there to fuck my wife and that's it they don't give them any respect or anything like that which we're going to talk about at the end of the podcast because i had a situation with some personal ads. And I want to talk to you about it and give you the 9-1-1 on this or the 4-1-1.
So, you know, just talking to him, being respected by him, answering my stupid questions and all that was great.
You know, questions have probably been asked a million times, but he was gracious be a you know be an asshole to me he was nice to answer him and all that and i didn't want to take a look a lot of his time because you know he is the host it is his pool party so he's got to do his thing he's got to talk to everyone there's probably about over 60 people at this place and you know you gotta as a hostess this is why i don't want to host or one of the things i don't want to host because i don't get the play or anything if i do host i want to make sure the people that are there are having a great time and there's no issues with drama and shit like that because there's a lot of drama in this lifestyle let's just face it there is but it was really nice to me and he's a great guy i think you should subscribe to him too just go on the swingers go on his wife's page she has all the connections there and all that so you got all that stuff We'll see you next time.
He's a great guy. I think you should subscribe to him, too. Just go on The Swingers. Go on his wife's page. She has all the connections there and all that. So you got all that stuff in there. So anyways, let me see. I will. But like I said, AC makes some stupid mistakes in his life, and this is one of them by leaving the party i should have stayed but i had to do a review of the green door so after a while i think i stayed there hour hour and a half i stayed there about not almost 90 minutes and i got out of there i took off i was like okay i'm gonna go you know adios i see you guys later.
I always thought maybe, you know, maybe I'll come back and later in the night and see how it's going. So, so reflecting on the night, besides the thrills and share of joy of it, there's a deeper thread. It's about the community, finding places and people who let you be your most genuine self. My takeaway, it's not about just about shredding your codes. It's about shredding reservations, diving into experiences, and most importantly, connecting. All right. So I really love going there because you really got to talk to some people.
I didn't talk to a lot of people, but because I'm an introvert, I'd like to watch and get the lay of the ground and all that stuff so So it is one of those things where people were friendly, couples, single guys, other single guys. Sometimes I go, single guys are the biggest assholes, not the couples, but the single guys are. So to all my swinging singles and curious couples, take it from me. Life's too short to stay in the shallow end.
Die deep, explore your desires, and never, ever be afraid to visit an oasis in the heart of the desert until next time just remember the world is your playground i'm ac maxwell all right so that's pretty much my review diane the swinger's wife has my full the full swing and single podcast endorsement of True Hot Wife, and go subscribe to her. If you don't, you're a fool, all right? It's not going to break the bank. Anyways, so let's move on. Let's move on to a new topic. and I don't like to well I don care about drama, but I don't mind talking about some of the things.
I have said from day one, if you've been following me since day one, that swinging is not inclusive. Swinging is very exclusive. And there's nothing wrong with that. But you have these woke people in the lifestyle that think that everyone should be welcome to every party, you know, and it's just not the way life is. Unfortunately, we don't live in a fairytale land. We live in reality. Some people do not want to have two gay men boo-fooing each other in the middle of a room.
They don want to see it some don't want to see transsexuals or anything like that and it's okay you are not a bigot you're not a homophobic you're not nothing you're just natural it's a sexual preference my sexual preference is for women i'm bi-friendly but i want to play with women if i meet a bi couple which i'm going to tell you about in a minute i want want all three of us to play. I don't just want, you know, the bait-and-switch bullshit. So I follow this young lady, and I think she's great. She has her own podcast, the Pineapple Express Podcast, and she's great.
I love a lot of her views. She makes a lot of sense.
She's not afraid to tell it tell it like it is like me but i think she's gone a little overboard with some of the stuff and she calls quite a stir with her uh comments that she made she says basically what she says it's not it's she did let me see if i could play this and if you can hear it and i'd say great she is 100 correct there swingers are not as inclusive as they think you are as they are they're not you can see it they all oh we love the lbg2 um alphabet mafia stuff like that no they don't they don't because you don't see a lot of them there it's okay to be a bi female and eat pussy in front of each other but the minute it's a bi male then there's problems that gonna happen do that shit behind closed door they'll say and all that stuff and and i don't like it it's double standards but it is what it is.'m not going to sit there and cry over spilt milk but she was talking about not exclusive and i think what maybe what it was was her tone like she's knows it all and she like she's a know-it-all she you're wrong i'm right type of uh tone with it but i love when she when she said that because she's right swinging is not inclusive it is exclusive let's just deal with it but the people jumped down her ass about all of it which okay you know you're gonna get some hate just like how i get hate but the problem was she would respond back to it and that's what she shouldn't have done she should have just said okay fuck it and she responded back to all these people calling and like a comments here it's not inclusive it's sexual preference preferences stop shaming people for not being attracted to queer people this is grapery stop shaming people for their sexual preferences all right great but she answers But she answers back and all that.
And she keeps going and going and going. I never once said you have to have sex with someone you don't want to. That's her response to that. Her response should have been nothing. As a podcaster, you can't get into these fights with these people because you're never going to win.
You're always going to piss off someone with your view all right uh so other guy says well what's a gay man or t.s going to do at a swinger party well that's kind of stupid because he could fuck you know there's other gay people there and bisexual men you could fuck and so that's a stupid comment uh let's see i think he just had a bad experience with the group you were hanging out with we've never had a great experience and have parted with bisexual men and women and even gay men and women have had no issues at all so that's a great positive one all right let's see so i admit and this one guy went racial i don't know why he went racial he's didn't talk about so you admit that black men are simply fetishized okay i don't understand that not sure what area you're in but we do have both trans and queer upside down pineapples in the community and they are all welcome just saying i don't disagree with the message but not all areas have these issues all right so what this person say well you might have those issues but we don group.
Okay, great. You don't fucking have those issues in your group. Good job. But you know, you don't live in all 50 fucking states or the rest of the world. All right. None. One person says start your own party and community that meets your needs and wants kind of simple.
Don't shame others for something they don't want or aren't into we should be able to say i'm not into that without feelings being hurt just just like we are being forced to like something that or have to accept something we're not into what is happening to our freedom of choice people should be okay with not being liked uh not everyone is like you so get over it and stop focusing on people to do so please respectfully of course all right you know that's great Here we go. Not everyone is like you. So get over it and stop focusing on people to do so. Please respectfully, of course. All right.
You know, that's great. And the guy does have a point. You don't have to be inclusive. You can leave people out. It's just like, what about clubs? They let single guys out. So are they going to go to the bathroom single guys? All these people.
See, the funny thing is about even the ones that are supporting her i bet you if you talk about single dudes it's a totally different story it's now they're exclusive oh no we don't need single guys they don't need they don't bring nothing to the party and shit like that so it's one of those things like okay you got to pick either you're going to be inclusive or you're going to be exclusive decide because none of these are talking about any talk like the one that talked about her gay friends at parties and all that so it's just one of those things you know i don't know i don't know man i don't know what's going on with this world let's see that's odd all the parties i go to up in seattle there's one or two cool trans people there and yes we all have different kinds of people that's why i'm a bit confused because i thought the community accepts all people that treat them with respect no they don't treat everyone with respect once again they don't treat single men with respect they'll treat a transsexual person with respect maybe or they'll treat uh you know a gay couple but they're never going to treat a uh single guy all right so and all that so what the hell it's like the same stuff over and over so i don't know i the apple podcast apple express podcast you did a good job but you know don't fight with these people just let it go you don't need to be getting in there and this one guy i like this one so progressive so liberal so woke so condescending so patronizing so white knight virtue singly stop judging people for their sexual attraction and preferences when i hear or see in the community lines of marginalized people being turned away at the door of a party then your call for attention may have some valid validity take some more pills and all that all right so that's kind of you know that's why some of her when she does talk some of the things do turn me off because she talks about white privilege and the swinger lifestyle and stuff like that.
I'm like, misogyny. Misogyny happens because women allow it to happen. I tell you, women control this lifestyle. Guys, we don't control a dick in this lifestyle. You think you do? Husbands, you think you control your wife? Your wife don't need your ass to fucking do this.
Your wife can go to a bar down the road, get five guys a gangbanger banger every night she wanted to while your ass sits at home with the kids or whatnot they can control it and when women realize that swinging will change for the better i do believe because i see a lot of frustrated women swinging because they can't do what they truly want to do like when i'm with my partners i always say what do you want to do what is your fucking fan what is your biggest fantasy you want to fuck nine black guys well let's go find nine black guys and let's get you fucked and have a good time it's not about me it's about her it's always about the women all right uh she said check comments i checked the comments yep she's just creating drive for drivel for people who already agree with her i could not care less about the swinger community but i smell a post that has no meaning but to play for likes and a mile like shut sma i can't remember smh what the fuck does that mean i don't know these people they're these young people they're stupid uh ackermans all right i don't know anyways so i don't know that's tough but you know she i she does a great job listening to her she has some good points and all that some of the stuff she talks is dribble i know she goes woke too much i think she needs to stay away from that shit but you know it's her podcast it's her life she could do whatever she wants i'll support her i'll defend her uh and all that so you know but you know what lay off her she is right you this is not exclusive as you think you know she really should have said you're not inclusive she's not talked about the gay she just talked you should have talked about the men you should talk about the single men all right then she would have a valid point i think but i could get behind that point but i can't get behind this point right here.
Well, actually I can't. I'm sorry. I can't get behind it, but some of the people are making valid points that it's sexual preference and some people just don't want to see two guys do it or, you know, transsexual men and women there and all that. So it is what it is, guys. We just got to, you know, live together and be happy that we wake up. That's all I am.
AC is happy when he wakes up in the morning morning because you know what there's a million people in the morning that wish they could wake up but never do and if you take that and go on with yourself you'll be a lot happier person all right let's see matt okay this has got to be the dumbest thing i've seen today not everything is for everyone and not has to be into everything. Stop shaming people for not wanting to be around a certain group type of people. That's like me, a straight man complaining that there isn't enough inclusivity in the gay parties. Oh, yeah. True.
It's almost ignorant to show up in the first place.
Do you also shame monogamous couples that don't want to party sleep with others good point uh seems like you're kind of judging people for their preferences maybe someone shamed you and made you feel bad to crucify and shame others if your goal uh if your goal is here to shame and spread awareness about the lifestyle like you claim you are maybe keep positive and remember the most important rule no no kink shaming or even lack of kinks and unfortunately there's four likes but no reply she should have replied to that one i thought that would be a good one but she replied some of the dumb ones and i don't know anyways so that was the drama that was going on and then she has a post she follows up with a post of her and a fishnets a thong and a t-shirt and the t-shirt reads why be racist sexist homophobic or transphobic when you could just be quiet see that's where it gets messy where i can't defend her because you're doing this stuff on purpose.
I can't do it. I like, Jesus, I love this podcast. It has excellent stuff in it. But when you do stuff like that, you just are just asking for it. You know, you're asking for the trouble. Don't. It's okay. You don't have to. Everyone has to agree with you.
It's your podcast do what you want it's your podcast and you can cry if you want to kink shame if you want to but you know what just let it go girl you're better than that be better than all those people criticizing you you're doing a great job keep it up don't no don't let this phase you and don't do posts to tell people to shut the fuck up just be quiet because you know what it could be you one day it could be you they're telling to be keep quiet and you're not going to be that happy about it all right so anyways so that's all i want to talk about that now let's talk about disrespectful couples because you know what guess what oh yeah couples you can be disrespectful too i know it's hard to believe that you're not disrespectful but you are one thing i always hear couples complain about is when guys message them that they only mention like hello you want to fuck uh or they send a dick pic unsolicited dick pic i do neither of I actually write a fucking book almost, you know, because I feel like if I'm taking the time, if this man's going to allow me to enter his wife, I should take the time to explain myself and talk about myself to that gentleman.
All right. So I take my time.
I personalize it, make sure I put some things in there that are in their profile that knows that i read their profile because a lot of people don't read profiles anyways couples singles it don't matter single women don't even read fucking profiles no one reads today so i got an email i'm on quiver and i got this email and i go oh wow someone actually emailed me so this is the third one this year great and i open it up all it says is kick k-i-k and their handle it doesn't say anything else it just says kick and the fucking handle now why are you not saying hey this is our handle we want to talk to you we like your profile we like what you got to say can you please kick us k-i-k kick no it doesn't say any of that what it says is kick and their profile name awesome so what am i supposed to do with that you want me to buy your crypto or something you know you bitch about and moan about you couples bitch and moan about single men I don't know.
I don meet this couple because i'm you know i don't know but i just want if you want me to respect you should you respect me too i just don't understand why this anger towards single men is when i put the effort in can't you put an effort in i know it listen you know it's not honestly if i'm when i'm a partner i don't look for guys online i tell, I take my partner to a club and we go there because it's a lot easier. You know what they're there for. You ain't going to get no run around and they're there already. So, you know, it's good to go. Cocks are ready.
Cocks are hard, hopefully, and everyone's ready to go. Well, in here, with being online, you don't know. So you can waste your time. And then I think that's what I doing. I think I waste my time. So, you know, I did. I just cleaned out all my swinger lifestyle, my SDC, my quiver, the pendulum club. I just cleaned it out. There's no reason to even have them because no one talks on there. And it's just easier just to go to a club and meet some people there.
So, you know, I decided I was going to kick them anyways and kick and all that and the same thing they don't talk too much they don't really say anything so you know it's one of those things like i'm pulling teeth to talk to them uh and it shouldn't be that way but if let's let's play the reverse what happens if i i responded to them i put my kick and my handle name on there what would the reaction be you think they would have responded to me Thank you.
play the reverse what happens if i i responded to them and i put my kick and my handle name on there what would the reaction be you think they would have responded to me you think i don't know i 100 doubt they would have responded to me because i could do it right now right on live on the air send my kick out to every couple that's looking for a single guy in the houston area and guess what i'm probably not going to get any responses back i just don't understand i you know but that's one of the things i i just don't i i have a trouble wrapping my brain around when couples say they want respectful single men and yet they are just as disrespectful as single men because they don't take the time to put something in there i appreciate when a couple does a cup like when i met the venezuelan couple in january they took the time and actually had conversation with me they wrote a nice little paragraph about three or four sentences long explaining what they're doing and what they're looking for and all that and if i was available that's great at least they put some effort into it i know they're not fake this i don't yet shit i didn't think about that they could be fake it could be just some guy a pick collector looking for dick pics and stuff like that and this is where i go with the next couple so i'm in vegas i put out a ad on double list all right double list has the ad there So I'm figuring I'm going to go and see what I can find.
I get an email from a guy, a couple. They're both bisexual. No problem. I'm inclusive. All right. Uh, so I just say, okay, I'm not bisexual, but I'm bi friend. I don't mind, you know, the touching and anything like that, double penetration in the vagina or whatever it is. I'm cool with it. I'm not sucking dick. You're not sucking my dick or whatever. And they were fine with it. So we're talking back and forth. And, you know, he's doing the old thing. He shows me pictures, and I show him pictures.
I don't hear nothing from him for a while then finally he pops back up he goes my wife loves your pictures i said great that's great so we're all on the same page we're all interested in playing with each other and he said yeah well then he explains to me that it's saturday night that his wife is not there yet she don't join him till sunday but he wants to play he wants to facetime his wife and have us play together i told him i'm not bisexual and also i only play as all three of us since you're married you have a partner we all are playing at the same time or no one is playing and i i was kindly and i go i hope i didn't uh lead anything on thing that that uh us playing alone without your wife was okay i didn't i didn't mean anything if i led you on i'm sorry about that he responds who's to say how you get to decide how we play now to me that's the ultimate fuck you to me that's like saying you ain't fucking shit We'll see you next time.
decide how we play now to me that's the ultimate fuck you to me that's like saying you ain't fucking shit we decide what we do like i don't have a say in it unfortunately as a human being i do have a say in how we fucking play and i'm not gonna play with this dude i didn't respond back i just shut it down right then and there because you know what? There's no reason to make the start a fight.
My response to it should have been, as a single guy, I get just as much say in how we play as you do as a couple because I demand the respect that I should be getting as a human being, not as a single guy. Listen, if you disrespect people in your daily life and all that, that's fine. You want to do that? That's good. Good. Go do that. Be an asshole. I'm not. I try to respect everybody.
I try to say hello to everybody when i meet shake their hand fist bump them now because of covid and people like fist bumping um and all that when i meet a couple i don't lead the man out i always ask permission from the man i do not sit there and say oh no no i'll talk to the women like a lot of guys will just talk to the woman i try to talk to the man itself you know sometimes the man has no i doesn't want to bother with it he just wants you to fuck his girl sometimes they want to have a best friend and and that's okay i'll be their best friend for a while but when he told me that that i don't get the say and how they play it's like i just like that's the all that is disrespectful and not cool that i don't get to say have a say in how i play it's like i'm just the you know i don't mind being used as a piece of meat but you know respect the meat respect it because you know what i don't know what you have i don't know what kind of diseases you might have now because you're fucking the way your attitude is and how you're nonchalant about shit and all that you know and i'm safe i'm clean i keep my stuff i take my uh pills and the prep for hiv See you next week.
a lot about shit and all that you know and i i'm safe i'm clean i keep my stuff i take my pills and the prep for hiv and all that i take that to keep that shit away from me uh i do all i do responsibly every three months i got to get checked for stds and all that and and i don't know anything about this and if you're disrespectful to me can you imagine how he is with his own personal life? And this is even the same if he had a wife. Because you know what? There has been issues when I had a bait and switch.
When I was living back in Michigan, I had a guy call me and go, Hey, man, my wife is coming home from work. We want to have a threesome. You're interested. I go, yeah, I'm interested. Wife is beautiful. She's supposed to be a doctor. I don't know. They lived in Bloomfield Hills. That's a great area of Michigan. So I go over to the house and all that. Knock on the door. He opens up his answers. And I go in, you know, get myself a Coke and all that. And he's telling me, oh, my wife will be here in five minutes. Great.
That gives me time to relax, you know, get ready and think about how I'm going to, what what positions i'm gonna get her into five minutes go by nothing ten minutes go by nothing so by 30 minutes i'm like what's going on oh she's she's coming she's gonna be there pretty soon don't worry about it so 45 minutes later i'm in there like dude i gotta go then i we could just do this some other time and all that we don't have to do it tonight oh well okay but uh you know if you want i could suck you off or i could jack you off and anything like that i'm like no i'm i'm not interested dude you said your wife you want to have a threesome we're only going to play together because this is what people used to do back in the day they call it it's a bait and switch they'll tell you there's a girl there because a lot of gay guys do love fucking straight men and that's like a big accomplishment oh look i fucked a straight guy i fucked them gay or whatever they want to talk about but that's one of those things back in the day and all that because i had my gay friends tell me about this uh when i told them the story and they're like yeah they they did a bait and switch on you so a girl will call up i had one up.
I had one time I had a girl call me and say, Hey, I want to have a threesome. Me and my hubby wants a threesome. Me and my friend want to have a threesome. Come on over. Okay, shit. I'm on my way. Get there. No girl, just a dude. He just wants to fucking suck my, suck me off or fuck me in my ass or whatever. Like, no, I'm out of here. See you later, dickhead and all that. So, you know, stuff like that does happen and it is disrespectful to everybody.
It's disrespectful to me, disrespectful to the girl you're using, disrespectful to yourself, you know, and we never talk about that as couples, how couples are disrespectful to single men because they just see them as that piece of meat that they, what we really are.
And listen, like I said, you know, a give a shit you know a lot of couples you know like that one guy commented about um black men being fetishized in the lifestyle yeah okay some guys black guys don't give a shit they're getting their nut they don't care they don't give a fuck great great for them some guys will do care i heard i had some ads i saw a black guy about 10 15 years ago says, I'm not your fantasy. I'm a human being and stuff like that. And I thought it was great. I emailed them and said, Hey man, that's great. And I love your attitude and all that.
If I ever have a girl, my girl would be interested. I think you should be good for my girl. And we had a fucking threesome with the guy and all that. And because of his attitude and all that, because I respected that.
I respected his saying his wishes and all that some couples don't respect anything a single man do we're just here for a good time or whatever so it is one of it was very frustrating those two two uh ads and all that like the first the one with the kick and all that all right I get it you don't put in you probably don't talk that much anyways you don't have much to say i get it but don't sit there and yell at me when i don't have what you want or not saying what you want me to say because you didn't do it in the first place like i said i i want to be you know how is it wind and dine and all that too i want to be act like you really want to fucking be with me like your wife wants to you're like god i gotta have that ac cock you know i want that you know everyone wants to be wanted even single guys they lie they could lie all they want but they all want to be wanted that's why it's hard when you get rejected rejection is always the biggest part i'm used to rejection i'm not have no problem with that so you know it's one of those things where you got to, you know, show me some respect and I'll be respectful to you, but I don't have no respect for those two.
And I probably won't see any of them. So that's all right. So that's good. Anyways. So, you know what, that's all my bitching for today. All my complaining. I hope you love my review of the toughest pool party. Remember, go to the swingers wife, uh, go to bacon's beacons, B-E-A-C-O-N-S, at, no, sorry, beacons, B-E-A-C-O-N-S dot A-I backslash the swingers wife question mark. It's up on my thing.
It'll be up in the title of when I download this and all that go there check out the swingers wife check out uh mr swinger too great couple this the fabulous you'll you will not regret meeting them you will not regret paying the the price of a mission for her websites and all that so you know with that everybody i think it's about time we get out of here gentlemen start remembering to shave your cock and balls you know, with that, everybody, I think it's about time we get out of here. Gentlemen, start remembering to shave your cock and balls. You know, you don't want to force down there.
Ladies, trim that pussy here. You know, AC loves pussy here. But, you know, I don't need dental floss. I don't need to floss my teeth right now and all that. But with that, keep on swinging, America. Europe, keep on swinging.
South America, Africa, Asia, you all keep on swinging america europe keep on swinging south america africa asia you all keep on swinging you have a great time uh stay safe and shave those cock and balls gentlemen Oh, poor Drake, feel the rush Every time you hold me Pull me close, I'll tell you touch Oh, I, I just can't help it When I, I give in to it time it just stops moving stops moving We'll be right back. Yeah, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight
