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Dive into the Las Vegas lifestyle scene in this spicy episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, where host AC Maxwell takes you through the infamous doors of The Red Rooster Swingers Club. AC gets down to the nitty-gritty, discussing what sets this venue apart, from its welcoming crowd and well-kept secrets to the club's amenities that cater to every pleasure seeker's taste.
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hey hey my adventurous friends welcome back to another episode of the swinging single podcast where the stories are as spicy as a vegas summer night i'm your host ac maxwell coming to you with an exclusive inside look at one of the most story places in the swinger scene buckle up because today we are diving deep into the heart of las vegas to explore the legendary red rooster the oldest swinger club in the city imagine walls that have been decades of decadence echoes of laughter mixed with the sultry sounds of pleasure the red rooster isn't just a club it's a cornerstone of the lifestyle community a place where free-spirited gather to live out their most vivid fantasies under the glowing neon lights of Vegas.
From its humble beginnings to becoming an haven for those who dare to share, the Red Rooster has withstood the test of time, offering unique blend of old-school charm and modern-day libertarianism. As whether you're a swinging veteran or just a curious about the scene, you're in for a story of intrigue, allure, and maybe, just maybe, just a touch of mystery. So stay tuned, lean back, and let's get ready to uncover the secrets of an establishment that's intriguing as the city it calls home.
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We're going to talk about the Red Rooster as my adventures of Las Vegas took place this past moral day weekend here in the united states where we celebrate and we honor our fallen soldiers who have served and gave their life up for this country so over the weekend this past weekend i went to las vegas went to a couple crowds i went to the green door told you i couldn't endorse it for a newbie couple or a single male because the way it was i went to a topless pool party which i got to meet the great swingers wife diane and her lovely husband mr swinger and all that and finally my first night there i went to the red rooster on a friday night and that's what we're going to talk about today the red rooster maybe we'll talk about a little bit more but i'm going to give you the lowdown on the red rooster and it's you know i think you're going to like it i think you're not going to have any problems i think if you do go visit vegas red rooster would be one of those places to be unless you're a real psychopath and you know you're very stuck up it might not be the place for you but here's my review this is going to be my review of it i'm not going to talk about what i did because i'm going to tell you that later but i'm going to tell you about all the stuff that a red rooster has all right so nestled discreetly in the landscape of las vegas the red rooster stands as a testament to the longevity and the allure of the lifestyle community having having uh let's see flung open his doors and adventurous patrons back in the 1980s i had to double check to make sure yes it was open in the night sometime in the 1980s not sure when i didn't really care to go a deep dive into it like that but it is in the 1980s and you'll you'll see what could be you know what i'm going to talk about in a minute why the 1980s is very important at first glance the club's facade resembles and a spacious private residence however it quickly becomes uh evident that the rooster or the red rooster as it is affectionately known has evolved with purpose purposeful additions over the years to cater to its discerning clientele.
All right, so getting there is no problem, anything like that. You know, you got GPS, you got Uber, you can drive there, you have the GPS.
So it's like in the middle of a, what do you call it, a neighborhood, which I'm surprised because I guess Las Vegasgas you know debauchery don't no one really gives a fuck because uh if i know here in houston or texas you have a swinger club in the middle of a neighborhood you know people are going to talk and people are going to bitch and people are going to complain about it and you might not have a club for much longer that's what i always said in houston in texas or in general anywhere in the country i would put my swinging club in a industrial park where you know everything's at night anyways and a lot of those people don't give a shit anyways that there is a swinger club in their neighborhood all right so you get there it's easy said and done parking's in the back parking out in front plenty of parking so upon entering the establishment guests are greeted with the vibrant atmosphere of one of those two well-equipped bars all right so when you are going in you're gonna walk in like i said it's a house it's it was a house and it just built up around it and you walk into a door regular house door and to your right of it will be where you check in you know there'll be a gentleman there or a female there a lady there to check you in take your money uh for that i think the prices are different for everybody and i'll talk about the prices later on but you know i ended up you know giving my card i didn't have to give them id because you know there's one thing i really do like what Red Rooster does is that they make everyone 25 up and older.
It's not 21 and over. It's 25 up and older. Reason why I like that, I think, you know, when you're, I mean, in your 20s, I don't think you really know too much about swinging, especially in this day and age. You know, there's so much information. There's information overload right now with the swinging lifestyle. I just had a conversation with someone on Instagram about a hot wife and a bull where people think that one of her things was a bull is a single male, you know, who plays with a couple. And some people say it's hung. You got to be hung to be a bull.
But in her opinion, that's not widely accepted in the lifestyle. And I totally disagree with her. I told I totally disagree because of the fact that bulls usually are termed to be hung over eight inches and all that.
and she's and you know and all that but i said it's no it's no knock on you it's just that you know a lot of people don't have the same definition definitions anymore it's like hot wife everyone talks about a hot wife a hot wife to me is someone a woman who has uh relationships with other men outside of her marriage with the husband permission where now if you go here in houston and you go in texas and you go a lot of places a hot wife is just someone who thinks they're hot and that's in the lifestyle it's not what it used to be anymore so you know things those things are changing and all that so you but with the 25 and older i just think you're just more settled in your you know your sexuality a little more you're a little more mature you don't have that little anger issues that a lot of um do especially if you know your wife's getting her back blown out by some dude and all that or she's having paying attention more to another couple than she is you so there's more or less uh that immaturity there so the club so when you walk in you pay you give them the money and you walk in there's a bar right there in front of you and there's actually i do believe they have two bars and there's two bars in there so when it does get busy they have enough uh people now it wasn't that crowded on this friday night but it was a good size crowd and all that i didn't stay all night i ended up leaving so the club boasts a spacious dance floor there is a nice good size dance floor so people could go dancing and people were dancing which was as amazing because here you know in texas no one was dancing no one has been dancing in these clubs i don't know why but you know it would be would have been nice if more and more people would start dancing i don't know ever since covid or ever since i left for florida uh i come back not a lot of people are dancing anymore so it has a spacious dance floor it invites the guests to let loose under know, the rhythmic glows of the lights that they have.
And the DJ in the dedicated booth spins, you know, a large array of music, sure to move swingers in every shape.
they had let me see what did they have they had country music so if you like country they got it they were playing R&b rap all kinds of they were playing all everything even heavy metal though playing like uh poisons things like poison uh some uh with motley crew stuff they were playing everything so they had everything and that is what a club should have you should have a right range you got to look at your clientele if your clientele is older you don't want to have some hardcore rap talking about saying the n-word bitches hoes shit like that you don't want that even because it just turns people off as an older crowd maybe if you have a younger crowd that man that's cool because they've been raised by that they don't have no no they don't have no sense to know that's that music sucks but they just in my opinion the music sucks and all that so you know but you got to look at your clientele a lot of clubs you know they do a good job at that some of them some clubs don't do it absolute any job they don't really care or anything like that but anyways so that's the dance floor you got a dj you can request songs if you want um it's up to you so the casual observer and the social butterflies will appreciate the abundance of seating areas that provide ample opportunity for conversation and connection uh there are a lot of places where you can sit down and talk and you know in there remember it is a house it's not that it's not going to be big ass house it's not like you know a club or anything like that it is remember it is a house it started out as a house so there's so you do have confinements you do have restrictions on where you know you could put things but from what I saw everyone can get a chair everyone could get a table when I was there when I was leaving everyone was you know where they were supposed to be and there were there was no problems there was no fighting or anything like that when i go to the clubs here you know sometimes you know people just take a chair because they feel like it there was none of that that i saw there there's just you know we're very respectful meanwhile if you know you don't want to sit at the chair you want to do all that you there's other things meanwhile you have a solitary uh pool one solitary pool table that offers a laid-back diversion from those looking to engage in a bit of friendly competition all right even though swinging is a competition you know you might want to have more competition and that pool table was used all night i'm not talking about being fucked on i'm talking about people were playing pool uh all night on that thing there was not one time i only saw one pool table i don't know there was an upstairs to it but that is couples only sorry couples i cannot give you a review of upstairs what's there i do not know because i never uh i wasn't allowed to go up there anyway so it doesn't really matter so one day i hope to go with a partner and i can go up there and check it out and i'll give you a full review of it but the pool table's there it's great it's in to the left over by where they have food they had food there uh some desserts and all that i didn't partake in any of it because no i just don't want to eat food at a swingers or a party or anything like that.
So that's just me. For revelers seeking an escape from the chill of the desert evening, the Red Rooster provides a tranquil indoor sanctuary featuring both a pool and a hot tub. All right.
This aquatic retreat guarantees warmth and relaxation, allowing guests to mingle in a decidedly more submerged and intimate setting this is great because i like i like a club that has it now do clubs clubs that have them do they get used a lot uh from my experience no they don't get used a lot but some people do but you can also it strips you down you can see the goods you know you know if you're a gentleman you want to show that you're hung like a horse or you know maybe you don't want to show them that you're hung and you don't want to participate in that uh you got a good body you want people to see it and Thank you.
If you're a gentleman, you want to show that you're hung like a horse or, you know, maybe you don't want to show them that you're hung and you don't want to participate in that. You got a good body. You want people to see it and, you know, clothing sometimes you can't see. So it's a good advertising for a single gentleman, the pools and all that. Couples, too. You know, you could check out who you want to play with. You know, if if you're very shallow and, you know, body's going to have to matter to you, then that's a good way to see.
When I was there, about four people were in the hot tub in the pool area. One couple went strictly right to the pool area. They went paid, and they just walked in, got their drinks to the pool, and they got butt-ass naked, and then they got in the hot tub in the pool. The pools are warm.
There is a cabana bed there, so you can fuck there and all that if you want uh you don't have to leave the area uh there are places to sit and watch and you know you could chat with people if you don't have to get in there so uh if you don't want to get in you don't have to get in but you know that is there for you and i think that's a great way to break ice and you know it, lets everyone's guard down. You're fully naked and all that. Now, you have to be naked to get in there. You can't be having a swimsuit or anything like that. It's full nude and all that. All right.
So intimacy is also found in the club's assortment of playrooms, which meticulously cater to a range of preferences within the swingers purview.
Whether individuals are craving the voyeuristic thrill of open spaces or the confidential whispers of a private room both singles and couples will find environments tailored to the desires additionally an outdoor patio offers a haven for smokers to indulge while still remaining close to the pulsating heart of the club all right so let's talk about the rooms now all right so you walk in you pay you go to the bar you go to your right behind the dj booth there's actually uh i think about three rooms entering had all the same thing a bed and you know some themed things maybe a sex swing uh a gyno uh bed and all that for the ladies the ladies so they can put their legs up and stirrups and get pounded by whoever wants to pound them.
They got three rooms back there. Then if you go across to where the pool tables are in the back of there where the hot tub and pool are, you have another set of rooms. You have two rooms.
One room had, I had a do believe a gyno table and the other one had a bed and all that and there was also conveniently located there was a restroom so you can use it and all that clean up after yourself now on the other side of the club there is a open playroom with the multiple beds and all that so where you can see and play and be out in the open so that was the first floor and that's all i i can see uh like i said they they did have a what was it called a couple's area but that was upstairs so if you are strictly couples only and don't want to be indulged by any single guys or anything like like that that's the place we want to be go upstairs i don't know what's up there i can't get up there so the guests seeking to experience a more exclusive will find solace upstairs like i said in the couples only zone providing the sanctuary for their spirited single scene and ensuring an atmosphere uh conductive to more personal connections this is where you can you know talk now from what i hear they have you know seating up there where you can actually you know sit down so throughout the club the attention to cleanliness is clearly a point of pride the red rooster's commitment to maintenance is evident in very every corner of the venue from the gleaming surfaces of the bars to the pristine conditions of the social and play areas the this dedication to hygiene underscores the club's uh variance for its guest comfort and safety now i didn't see any problems i didn't see like any dirtiness or anything like that don't get me wrong i don't eat at a just because i don't eat doesn't mean i think it's dirty i just don't like you know i'm not going to a strip club either and having fucking sandwiches there from that buffet i don't do buffets anymore just way too much uh it's passed around i'm trying to keep healthy i don't want to get sick and especially in vegas i don't want to be sick because for saturday night i kind of got sick and all that from the sun i had a little sun uh sickness and all that so it is clean i didn't have any problem tables were wiped down clean everything i didn't feel though this was kind of dirty it's not like when i went to secrets i had a bottle of lube laying on the damn table when i checked into the room so the audio ambience of the red bruce are very dramatically catering to right spectrum preferences while some areas pulsate with the high energy beats synonymous with vegas nightlife others offer acquired environment for those in pursuit of conversation and closeness now if you want to make a connection sometimes at clubs it's kind of hard because they fucking jack up the music i never understood why at swinger clubs they would fucking play the music at 100 decibels there's no reason why you keep it low key you do not fucking blast you don't need to have um what is those uh Thank you.
there's no reason why you keep it low-key you do not fucking blast you don't need to have what is those uh earplugs in like when i go to the gym and all that i go to take a gym class the spinning class the lady they literally have earplugs for you because they blast that music so damn loud there's no need for that at a swimming club you're trying to make a connection you want to talk i don't want to have to scream at someone in their ear to talk to them and a lot of clubs are like that i just don't i don't know what they're thinking or anything like that but with the red rooster because the acoustics there and the design of the house you're able to even though you can see the dance floor but you're able to have a conversation because the acoustics are not that great where it goes all over the acoustics are centered into the dance floor so when you get to the dance floor it gets very loud but once you leave and go sit down to your table it gets a little uh less loud or you know the the soundness goes down so you're able to talk at any all the places in the club in the grand tradition of las vegas hospitality the red rooster succeeds in marrying the excitement of a nightclub and the intimate pulse of a lifestyle club it's a place not only endures but also matures with grace ever inviting both seasoned swingers and curious newcomers to partake in its rich and proactive history all right uh now that's the club let's talk about where it's located all right i'm gonna give you a little more so you know what you're getting yourself into so if you're ever like going out it's not downtown you're gonna have to go out a ways so situated in a mere stone throw from the pulsating heart of las vegas the red roosters offers a unique retreat for adventurous souls seeking escape from the neon lights and bustling casinos it's located less than a 30 minute drive from the famed las vegas strip this vulnerable establishment is easily accessible ensuring that its esteemed guests need not navigate a labyrinth of city streets thanks to the convenience offered by modern gps technology now if you are staying on this trip it is going to be a 30 minute drive las vegas has long traffic lights i when i was driving there i noticed that that you're sitting there maybe for a minute or two at a traffic stop so it could be a short drive if you can get all the lights but usually if you get some of the lights it is going to be a close to a 30 minute drive if you're staying on the strip i was not staying i was staying on the airbnb and it took me 20 minutes 25 minutes to get there all right is that a drawback it can be a drawback for some because you know maybe you don't want to take an uber uber might be too expensive you don't want to you're already putting down a couple you know close to a thousand dollars on a strip hotel um you might not want to go because of the fact do i think it hurts the establishment no i don't think it does hurt the establishment really because you know you're there for the party and people are going to drive to go party swingers go out in the middle of a fucking desert or middle of a snowstorm and they'll go party at a club or whatnot so it's just one of those things where it it's conveniently located away from the strip I like that because you can get away from the strip you don't have to deal with the parking because you know I drive and i don't drink so i'm okay to drive but when i do i want to be able to park i want to make sure my car is going to be all right things like that uh when you're at the strip if i have to drive into the strip in which one reason why i didn't go to the uh lv flirt party hot wife party is because i had to go to the strip and i didn't want to deal with the people and it's it's morial day weekend it's packed as shit uh more than usual than it usually is so you know i just didn't want to deal with it but i like the location i like i'm just you know the house is all around was kind of weird because like i said i never knew a club could survive and this thing's been around since the 80s so you know it is you know pretty cool that no one in vegas gives a shit but like i said this is las vegas so no one probably gives a shit anyways so let's talk about prices because there are different prices this one doesn't discriminate against in-state and out-of-state like some of the other clubs or the green door admission to the red rooster is structured to welcome couples single men and single women with a pricing strategy that reflects an understanding of the market's dynamics couples are invited to enjoy all that the club has to offer for entry fee of 40 to 50 dollars now i'm getting this out of the website the website like i'm going to tell you in a minute you know the reason why I say don't hold me to these prices, but it does say $40 to $50 rate that positions Rooster as an attractive option for partners seeking to venture into or familiarize themselves with the lifestyle scene.
This point ensures that couples have access to a safe, welcoming, engaging environment without the barrier of prohibited costs costs a lot of the clubs are charging 100 bucks or more now uh let's see here in houston they are charging 100 bucks colette's charges 100 bucks and that's when from what i'm hearing from my sources that even the amount of people that are going on a friday night is getting lower and lower so it's kind of sucks that i like i said houston i don't know i don't know what's going on in the houston area but what the clubs and all the prices tng god bless their hearts they're still in it they do a friday first friday of the month is a is a 40 so you get a shitload of couples there and that's what you want to do you want to get the couples in there because guess what if you allow single guys in and couples go there and a lot of couples go there some of those couples are going to play with single guys so guess what they're going to do they're going to come they're going to show up guys will show up and guess what you charge those guys 200 bucks a pop and guess what they'll pay for it because this me AC I pay for it I I will pay a good price to go to a club you know it you know you might not get laid but you know what i feel like i'm around the people that i enjoy people that know that understand me i understand them so 200 bucks is not a bad price 300 bucks not bad but shit you know i put a thousand dollars on secrets on a weekend so it's not a bad thing so single men let's talk about you how we get screwed out of this who are often subject to a higher entry fees are similar at similar venues are welcome to their red roosters exclusive setting for 120 i paid 120 this rate is carefully considered balancing the club's demographic goals with the value offered by the establishment's comprehensive facilities and unique atmosphere and ensures that single men can enjoy a night of exploration and connection in a setting that is well maintained respectful and inviting now even 120 is very low for a single guy like i said if i own the club it would be over 200 a night i think uh there's a club in san antonio that charges 200 bucks on a saturday night for a single gentleman i completely agree i'm a single guy and i'm not disagreeing i'm like oh that's fucking that sucks because it's unfair i get so annoyed when i look at like secrets uh facebook page or caliente facebook page and i get single guys bitching about the price oh it's just too much i want to get a female to go you just for one if i'm a female i'm reading that you're bitching about the price i already know you're a cheap son of a bitch why would i want to date or even let a guy that's a cheap son of a bitch inside me um you know especially if i'm a single girl couples it'll turn me off because like dude there's so much action in these places you can have of fun, you know, and you're only paying 120 bucks and you're complaining about it.
Or you're at Secrets or Caliente where you're paying 175 to 200 bucks a pop. Who cares? Just have fun. If you can't afford it, then you can't afford to be in this lifestyle. This lifestyle is very expensive.
It don't matter if you're a couple or a single dude it is an expensive lifestyle oh i know i talked about that one of my podcasts how expensive it can be you go to a hotel takeover you got swing nations swing nation that couple they do a hell of a job on their parties what you think they're cheap no they're fucking expensive you're looking at probably a thousand dollars for a weekend there and all that and there's nothing wrong with that good for them you know they they put their hard work in they should make all the money they can make but they're not gonna be cheap it's not gonna be a 40 night thing and a 25 room thing they're going to fucking it's gonna cost you money you go to secrets you go to caliente paradise lakes you're gonna go to any strip uh swinger club in houston you're going to be paying money you're going to be paying 100 bucks or more all right so single guys we got us do better like i said single guys got a lot of things we we earned the reputation of the shit that we get um a lot of times but we got to understand we are not that you know we're not the first round picks couples are the first round picks we're maybe the third or fourth round pick we're the Tom Brady picks we're the sixth pick where you know we're the sixth round pick where we go in we actually fuck a couple we rock the shit out of that girl and she's like wow I want to take you home she's asking hubby can we take him home that's what we are we are that Tom Brady pick all right so you know we got to stop worrying about the price and more but you're gonna pay 120 if you go to red roosters i think it's worth it and all that so you know uh i appreciate everything that the red rooster i appreciate it was only 120 because i'm i'm on a budget and when i'm in vegas you got to be there because you're gonna to fucking lose your ass on Vegas, baby.
And I appreciate it. They didn't tell me there was no out-of-state. Like, the green door had the out-of-state shit that I don't like. I would actually, the green door, I would tell guys to pay more. But anyways. Now, if you're a single woman, I didn't see any single woman there. Plus, it's hard to know if there's a single woman.
Well, actually, sometimes it's easy to know a single woman's there or it's hard uh to know because you never know especially if she's not new she has friends there they just she just hangs out with them so you don't know who's coupled up so single women find a specially warm welcome at the red rooster with the mission fees ranging from just 10 bucks to 20 bucks this pricing strategy underscores the club's commitment to uh fostering a diverse and dynamic uh community encouraging and participation of single women in the lifestyle I'll see you next time.
This pricing strategy underscores the club's commitment to fostering a diverse and dynamic community, encouraging and participation of single women in the lifestyle scene and an exceptionally accessible price point. All right. Why is single? You might be asking, why are single women's prices cheaper? Because this is why. As a former stripper, male stripper for females, women are cheap. I mean, a woman, go to a female, go to a strip club that has women strippers. Those strippers could just walk around the pole, dance and shake their titties, have no dancing skills whatsoever.
They can make thousands. now go to a talk to a male stripper who works at a club or whatnot and find out how much they can make. They're making maybe a couple hundred bucks a night because they have to work. Women are cheap. They're not just going to give you any money. As a male stripper, former male stripper myself, I had to fucking learn how to dance.
I had to do all this stuff and just to get a dollar or two out of most of the girls my philosophy when I was stripping was I just want to get a dollar out of every woman that walks through that door that's it so if 300 women come around I get a dollar out of them I get 300 bucks they don't pay a lot they don't want to pay for lap dances they don't want to do that they don't so women are just naturally cheap So if you make it too expensive, so let's say you made it $120 for a single female. You think they're going to come? Hell no, they're not going to come. They are going to sit it out.
They're not going to go. So if you make it $10, $20 or very cheap, they'll show up. And they do because it's cheap.
But ask your single females if it was 100 bucks to get in would you pay you're like hell no i have more single women bitch actually you know what i do think i had i have had heard more single women complain about the price for guys that is it's ridiculous that they pay so much and they pay so little and all that so it's kind of weird to me but you know i like it they fill our some fees but they don't give a shit really uh but you know we women keep it low for if you're at a club shit like i said i would do like i said i'd do a lot of things single women wouldn't pay anything i would just tell them to Come on in.
Enjoy the club. I wouldn't charge them anything. said, I'd do a lot of things. Single women wouldn't pay anything. I would just tell them to come on it. Enjoy the club. I wouldn't charge them anything. So I don't know, but that's me. All right. And that is my, just my overall review. Now I'm going to talk about it. All right. One, I want to say I am completely endorsed. If you are going to go to Vegas, I say hit up the Red Rooster one night. I think it's open Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
I'm not going to be able to say, I'm not going to be able to say, I'm not going to go to vegas i say hit up the red rooster one night it's all i think it's open thursday friday saturday sunday i'm not quite sure i know it's definitely open friday saturday sunday sunday is a chill day they just have oh you know it's from open eight to one the club opens up at eight o'clock each night and all that and i do the two three four in the morning they close that close it out so but i totally endorse it if you are going to go i would go hit the red rooster up because i think it's a great club to go to especially if you're a newbie you're a veteran swinger or whatnot it it doesn't really hurt i see the gentlemen are gentlemen there they're not fucking savages like at green door uh but you know the gentlemen that are there they were appreciate that, because, you know, they give me a good name, and I don't have to worry about, you know, defending these assholes to other people.
I can't defend the assholes at Green Door, but I can defend the gentlemen at the, I was going to call them assholes, I can, I can defend the gentlemen at Secrets. I mean, at Red Roosters. Anyways, so now, if you're looking for some new age club, this is not the club for you. All right? The same thing with the club. You're going to walk in. You're going to think you walk in to your 1980s house. Red Rooster needs to do an overhaul. They need to redo everything.
You know, it looks like it hasn't been remodeled since the 80s since it opened up you know the ads on and all that is great and all that but the the interior it looks like someone it looks like our grandma's house it looks like it's from the brady bunch all right it's not that it's not that uh what do you call it um modernized it's very old which is fine because i don't really like to me i don't i'm worried about the people and how i'm treated more than is it modern uh you look at the clubs here tpc north i mean tpc north and tpc hemstead they're remodeling them they're doing them up they're making them more modern and all that they're looking better but before that they look like grandma uh some old lady designed them they look like it's from the 1800s new orleans uh french quarter design now they're doing a great better job red roost is the same thing it just needs a little touch up it doesn't have to be full modern it doesn't have to do anything that one thing it does i love it's clean that's the most important part is the cleanliness you take you go to the bathroom i don't i don't if i have to take a shit there i'm not worried about hovering over the bowl i could sit on the toilet and not worry about getting fucking scabies or anything like that or an std.
I walk in, I don't feel like I've got STDs. I've been to sun clubs where I walk in, I walk out, I probably have to go get an HIV check. Even though I never touched anything or anything, it's just horrible, you know, touching and all that. So anyways, it's got to be modernized.
It got to be updated the clientele now let's talk about the clientele I do not care ages of people if you're 21 or older you're fine with me you're cool with me I'm cool with you if you are worried about the ages in which a lot of young swingers are now for some odd reason, because, you know, I always say when I was 20 and swinging, I was like, well, one day I'm going to be 60. And I don't want people to sit there and say, you know what? I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to hang out with you because you're 60. I want them to be open in the front.
Now we don't have to fuck, but Jesus, you can be nice to me. And I seen it worse.
Younger swingers are very rude to their elder swingers.ers oh we don't want to play with them because they're old and you know what I tell you and when I get to play with a young couple or young swingers I anger fuck I fucked the shit out of that girl so she knows that old men can put it to her and all that you know I'm just letting her know I'm putting her on notice that us old men can fuck and you know what we might be better fucks than some of those old young guys because i see those young cats fucking and they don't last long and they don't know how to eat the pussy right and i'm like come on man let me move over i'll show you gotta it's you know it's not about going real fast up and down you gotta you gotta go side to side too side to side really works on that clit stick a finger spot up there.
It's like, you know, it's like right there. You're going to have to find it at first because you know, you're going to have to notice that you're going to entune your body. And I don't think young cats, young gentlemen don't do that too well. They will when they get older, but the clientele here, I'm going to tell you, I'm not, like I said, this is an honest podcast.
I tell you how it is's very old it's gonna be older i love all women all ages all sizes you know all races and all that so i was not put off by it and i could see some swingers who are in their 20s and 30s that will be put off by the red rooster so if you have to have us if you're a down-to-fuck swinger you're gonna be fine at this place you're gonna love it you're gonna love the red rooster if you're well they gotta be our age type of swingers this is not the place for you now were there some young swingers yes there was but they were not a lot when i first walked in there was pretty much i was i'm 47 and i was the youngest person in there i felt good i was like fuck yeah man i'm young look at me i'm i'm the young bull here i'm not the old bull anymore i'm not the creepy old guy and all that but you know i like that i like those type of people i don't i don't mind having you know grandma grandpa fuck grandma wants I'll fuck grandma, so, so if you are worried about the age, you're going to have an older crowd, anyway, sorry about that, I got interrupted, but where but if you are going to have a group um if you do care about age this and if and you don't like older people this night might be the place you know for you and all that so you know you might want to think twice if you don't mind older people come on in you'll be fine all right so that's the age so we talked about having to have a new we have to have new uh what's it call it we got to have some new uh remodeling got to get remodeled um it's an older clientele which i love because older people seem to be more down the fuck than the uh what's his name the younger crowd you know they gotta have the connections older people don't all right so let's talk about everything what do they see so you know i always had a fantasy ladies and gentlemen i wanted to be with in very older a mature woman I'm not gonna say old but more mature someone you know who's been around the block who's been there done that all that and this was my night I actually got to meet up with a lovely lovely couple and they were playing you know they were doing a little teasing I was sitting on the couch over by the pool table just minding my own business checking it out saying hello to everybody that was walking by and i this young older more mature blonde sat down in front of me not really saying anything to me just smiling back and looking at me and all that noticing how beautiful i am i'm a handsome gentleman i'm all dressed up and all you know i'm not dressed up like a fool like a lot of people oh yeah and uh and another thing a lot of those people uh weren't so well dressed up they were you know dressed down the women were dressed great the women you know apparently there's no dress code there but okay anyways so her her man her boyfriend or whatever it was was sitting down they were eating from the buffet and all that and i'm just just giving them nod like hey how you doing and he's giving me a nod back saying cool and so i get there and uh you know they're done eating and there you know he makes out plays with a titty a little bit i'm noticing she's noticing my crotch getting bigger because i'm getting a hard on uh then i finally he opens up her leg spreads her pussy so i can see her pussy and all that and they're doing it all that and on purpose because they're teasing me and all that so he walks away she comes up to me which I didn't come up to her she came up to me and she asked me you know start talking to me goes are you here by yourself I go yes I'm here by myself I'm here from you know Texas and all that oh okay how's that and all that she asked me do I dance I go yeah I dance he goes would you like to dance with me i go sure let's go dancing so we wait till hubby gets back or the boyfriend gets back and i you know i ask him can i dance with your lady and she's like oh yeah go ahead go dance so we're dancing we're having a good time we're shaking her ass she's shaking her mature ass and all that i think she's probably in her 70s, actually.
I don't know. But we'll see. But I never ask. A gentleman never asks as a woman her age. So we're over there shaking our asses on the dance floor. People are noticing us. More people are gathering. We're all dancing together and all that. So finally, some music starts, and we didn't like it, so we just got off the dance floor.
so i'm talking to her husband and her husband and her boyfriend whatever it is and i'm telling them about you know about me and a little bit about myself and i go i'm very interested in playing with your girl over there she goes and he's like oh you really are you go yeah man i go well and i go i'm ready whenever you're ready and he goes oh yeah let's go so we mean she was all excited and happy, and he was really excited, too, and happy and all that.
So I don't know if they thought nothing was going to happen or they were going to find no one, or it's just that I'm just so damn handsome, they couldn't believe a handsome man like myself would be into his beautiful, mature lady. But anyways, so we go back. We go to the playrooms um so we go back to the playrooms and that were behind the pool table where the pool table was and we picked the individual room and we didn't go in the open room so we go into one bedroom with the bed and we in there. We lock the door and all that.
Both of me and her strip down and get naked and all that, you know, make sure we had condoms and all that. So I get down. She takes off her dress.
I go immediately down on her pussy and go start eating her out and, you know, trying to make her loosen up, get her loosened up, get the pussy loosened up so you know she can have that orgasm you know doing the up and downs going side to side now i found out more women like to side to side pussy eating on the clit than they do the up and down and sometimes you got to go fast slow medium medium fast slow you know you got to change You know, you got to change it up. No, get them excited, work them into it and all that. And I got my finger in there telling her to come here and all that.
And she's, and I'm probably down, I'm down there for a while. And she's like, well, you really like being down there? You go, yeah, I do like being down there. I told you I wasn't, I told you I'm not bullshitting you. I'm just like, I tell you what I like.
I really like eating pussy and all that eating pussy and all that and she's like oh so you know i think this was all new to them too i don't think this was i think maybe this might have been one of the very few times they were doing anything like this because she didn't sound like she was a veteran uh of swinging he sounded like it yeah he knew what he was doing he was in the he was over there just jerking off watching me fucking eat her out and all that so you know this goes on for a while i'm eating her out he's sitting there watching jerking his dick off and watching and having all good time now only thing i would like to say like gentlemen if you want to watch that's fine but if you want to participate that's even better come on in i like and don't be shy to say no i don't want you to I'll tell you, it's all fine.
I'm fine with anyone wanting to go play around and all that. I'm not, I'm not shy about it. So I asked him, he said, no, he's, he's all right. He just wants to watch. I said, oh, good. Okay, great. Cause I, I kind of felt weird about it. Cause sometimes I feel weird about it because I don't know what the guy's thinking. And I want to to and I want him to be comfortable with me, with his wife or his girlfriend or anything, because I got that on. He's he's allowing me to be with him. The only way I'm being with this woman is because he's allowing it to happen.
So I want to make sure he's happy and he's getting what he wants. So after a while, you know, she wants to start fucking. All right. So no problem. Put a condom on and all that. We're going to go do it. This is where, unfortunately, it gets a little difficult. With age comes those aches and pains, and her knees were really bad. So she wanted to ride on top. She wanted to get on top, and I'm like, okay. Now, I didn't know at the time that she had any knee problems or anything like that, hip problems. I have hip problems. I have knee problems.
But it doesn't stop me from doing my fucking, you know, I take Advil, take Viagra. It takes all the pain away. Keeps dick hard. Anyways, so she gets on top. I put it on, put my condom on. She gets on top of me. And right then and there, you knew it was going to be bad. All right. It wasn't not like bad, the bad sex. It was just going to be painful for her. And it took her about one minute and she's like, I can't do this. I can't do anything like that at all. So, all right, no problem. I flip around her backside. I get in missionary position.
And this is where it gets funny because, you know, some women like a good pounding, some women like a soft love making type fuck and some women don't give a shit. So, you know, I always start, you know, start slow, then you go work your way in the pounding.
So I'm starting slow and I'm going, I'm going up, their puss pussy's loosening up it's nice and wet you know she had no wetness problem for a over 65 plus person but i start so i start pounding on it i go boom boom you know real hard you know bed fucking making you can hear us in the other side of the you can hear us outside the door and all that and she asked me he's like how old are you go um i'm 40 plus and she's like oh you fuck like a 30 year old like what do you mean by that he goes wow you're just really pounding me i'm like oh wow i don't know i'm like sorry lady i don't know what the hell you want you don't i just met you five minutes ago you know i'm just going with the flow you know what do you want oh so you want me to go slow so i fuck her slow and she's like yeah go slow so i'm just on top of going real slow and all that having a problem this helps actually helps me out too because now one i don't have to fucking sweat my ass off because i'm pounding the shit out of her and two i can last longer because i'm not fucking going so fast when you go fast you know you get that friction real fast and you do bust your nut real quick and all that so you know that's one of those things you do so you know after a while you know i can't put her so i tried her a doggy style too it didn't work because of her knees and all that so that's why i said missionary maybe i could have tried her on her side um but you know i didn't want to lay on top of her leg and anything like that because she had bad knees but she had bad knees she couldn't do mission she couldn't do the doggy style and she couldn't ride me so basically it's just me on top of her having a good time so she comes a couple times i stop we take a break we go again i still got to get mine she's got hers so it's okay for me to bust so i'm finally you know going at it and I just go a little quicker a little quicker so I can get that nut and finally I come I come and and we're all good so she comes again so she came three times and I came that once roll off very carefully I'm very careful with moving her and doing anything like that because I don't know I don't want to hurt her and make a big scene about everything because you never know what people might freak out with.
I had a couple freak out because she was jerking me off and I came and I came on her body and she got pissed off about it. I didn't know what was going on. So I didn't know I wasn't supposed to come on her body, whatever.
But with her, I was very gentle with her and that she wanted to cuddle we cuddle for a bit she's like touching all over my body and all that and we decide i get up you know i'm gonna get cleaned up wash my dick take a piss get some water and they're very thankful they're like oh he's high-fiving me and all that they stayed in the room and all that she's like kept thanking me thank you so much and all that. I're like, Oh, he's high five me and all that. They stayed in the room and all that. She's like, kept thanking me. Thank you so much. And all that. I'm like, okay, okay.
You know, you're in the same once it's cool. And I was like, no, thank you. I really enjoyed the time with you. You let you, I didn't tell her she was my fantasy. All right. I didn't say anything like that. It's just, you know, in my head, it's like, this is something I want to do.
do do i and will i do it again sure if the opportunity ever comes up to have a more mature lady to have sex with i will take it i'm not going to sit there turn it down but that was one of my very few fantasies that i ever really have another fantasy i might i do have is two women because anytime i did have two women it's a bunch of other people in there it's not just me i want two women where it's just me and those two girls for the night nothing else no no other thing and we're all playing and having fun uh it's things like that but i was very thankful for her i said i'll see you out in the club we talked more when we got outside uh when they came outside and all that and we exchanged numbers event well actually no we just exchanged emails i just here's my email and all that uh here's my podcast too and i told him that you might be on there but uh yeah so that was a great fantasy to be fulfilled here in las vegas with the older more mature lady and she was good you know other than the you know with the hip problems and knee problems and as a swinger you're going to have to deal with those problems sometimes and you're going to have to work around them if you can't work around those problems then uh i don't know what to tell you it's going to be a little long a long swing of lifestyle for you because guess what guys 20 if you're 20 years old right you're 25 let's say you're 25 right now guess what dude couple you're gonna get old you're gonna get gray here you're gonna get gray pubes too you're gonna get all that stuff so it's not you it's unavoidable you're gonna get it all right you're gonna get to that age so you know next time you see an older couple you know we bring a lot to the table like called experience and life knowledge and that's something that we you got to remember all right so let's see what else so let's recap we talked about the red rooster red rooster in las vegas it's a great place to go it is very um it's swinging single podcast worthy i would recommend it going go check it out at least once if you're in the las vegas area too it does have to be remodeled it's kind of like a travel back in time so if you if you like that retro shit this is a great place for you then because it is retro really uh if you like an older clientele uh go there are younger people as night comes on the younger people the older us old people get there early the younger people get there later and all that so but as a single guy always end up getting there early because you just you never know sometimes people like they put a limit on things and i don't know if they do i don't think they put a limit on single guys so i recommend this place to all couples and all singles this place is a great place to go.
I can't say there isn't, other than it needs to be remodeled. That's only a problem. Downside, I can see that people are great. People are friendly. A lot of sexy ass older couples, more mature couples there. A lot of sexy ass young couples there too. So, you know, you got a whole gamut. So, but anyways, so with that, let's talk about what is going to happen. So later on, hopefully, I'm trying to get some interviews going later on with some couples. I'm on Apple Podcasts. And guess what? I'm going to start charging for these interviews.
So if you want to hear an interview with some of your favorite porn stars, locals. Well, actually, I don't want to do porn stars. I want to do swingers. Are there swing swingers and all that you're going to hear it from here so you're gonna have to go to my apple pod apple uh podcast that's at the same title swinging single podcast and you go there if you have any questions you want to be a guest on my show you email me at at uh swinging single podcast at gmail.com you could do that and you can get all my other stuff information it's on the ticker Thank you.
swinging single podcast at gmail.com you could do that and you can get all my other stuff information it's on the ticker uh below uh there it's on my uh it's on my web page too so you can find me but with that ladies and gentlemen that is all for today coming to you live from the upside down pineapple studios of in houston texas baby so gentlemen shave those cock and balls ladies make sure your man shaves those cock and balls because not all of us need to be sucking on some pubic hair when we're getting when you're giving them a blow job same thing ladies make sure you cut those long if you got pubic hair ladies make sure you trim it up make it nice you know not all of us love i love pubic hair but not all of us do and i'm just going to help gentlemen out so with that keep on swinging america and europe and asia and south america and africa keep on swinging or any other places that i missed and we'll see you next time shave those cock and balls gentlemen Yeah, you, you love me You let me know that it's alright And when I move your body I don't wanna stop it The way that we're rocking Yeah, you, you got me You got me feeling good tonight