Welcome to the latest episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, hosted by AC Maxwell. Today, AC tackles the topic of miscommunication with a single swinger female. This is followed by a discussion about his fun (or lack thereof) at the Hotwives of Houston party. Get ready for an engaging and insightful episode filled with real-life experiences from the world of swinging.Miscommunication with a Single Swinger FemaleIn the first part of the show, AC opens up about a recent miscommunication he had with a single swinger female. He shares the surprising details behind the incident, shedding light on the importance of clear communication and setting boundaries within the swinging community. By sharing his story, AC aims to shed light on the importance of open and honest communication, helping other swingers navigate the ups and downs of their relationships.Fun (or Not) at the Hotwives of Houston PartyIn the second segment, AC talks about his experience at the Hotwives of Houston party. He delves into the ups and downs of the night, sharing his own thoughts, observations, and the hilarious moments that occurred. AC's candid storytelling and sense of humor make this segment a rollercoaster ride of laughter and entertainment. Prepare to laugh along as AC recounts the adventures and mishaps that occurred during this memorable event.
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We reserve the right to ban or block any user who violates these terms or engages in any disruptive behavior. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. Welcome to the Swingin' Single Podcast. I'm your host, AC Maxwell. This is a platform for sharing the unique perspectives of AC, me.
As your host, I would like is a platform for sharing the unique perspectives of ac me as your host i will take you on a personal journey through the steps and the ups and downs of my years as a swinging single male talk about sex because mr podcast producer yells at me when i don't talk about sex in general please note that while my experience will undoubtedly provide valuable insights it is essential to understand that they are my views and not to be aligned with your own hold on hold on i'm gonna talk all right let me do this intro my story begins with my departure from traditional path of marriage and commitment as a young vibrant individual i embraced freedom and opportunities that came with being single this decision propelled me on my journey of self-discovery exploration and personal growth all right well ladies and y'all remember i'm not a financial advisor so don't take my financial advice or do and be a dumbass maybe i'll make you all right i take this is the rule if i make you any money i get 10 all right so today on this podcast what will we talk about well we're going to talk about the front porch swinger colette hot wives of houston party that they attended uh a week ago then we'll talk about a crazy crazy story of how ac loves dating vanilla women and meeting a single swinging women that you know pretty much describes how how i said earlier about all single mostly most not all most single women in this lifestyle so sit back relax gentlemen remember to shave your cock and balls because the ladies don't want to force down there you don't want to force between her legs you don't want to force between your cock and balls so remember that so sit back relax and enjoy the next episode of the swinging single podcast with your host ac maxwell with mr podcast producer yelling at me during this thing so enjoy all right so last episode we talked about dating what was the pros and cons what was dating a vanilla girl and a single girl that's in the lifestyle like and i told everyone that i prefer a vanilla uh single woman over a swinging single woman because of the blank canvas that the vanilla girl has and that you can also mostly seduce them in the get them into the lifestyle if you do it right maybe they'll stay maybe they don't a lot of them don't stay but it's okay all right so we have mr podcast producer in here and he is another single dude and he was telling me about all his little adventures so and pretty much it's been the same so unfortunately why you don't you don't agree it's not the same it is the same yes you know i could do ai on your voice so you don't have to act like oh i don't want to be heard like who's gonna fucking who's hearing this anyways so anyways so it's kind of ironic because friday was they what was it called the the front porch swingers they have a podcast front porch swingers podcast uh they present the hot wives of houston party at colette's houston and so i saw some woman a single woman on quiver and she said she was looking for someone to invite her out so i said all right you're invited to colette's and she said yes as long as i pay i was like all right no problem because ac's a gentleman and i pay and all that i don't sit there and say well you're gonna pay for your half and we're gonna go 50 50 we can do dutch i go no we're not gonna do that so i i emailed her she emailed me back we just started emailing and everything and we started to click so no problem remember this woman's in the swinging lifestyle.
She's on Quiver. She has been a swinger for... Can you guess how long she's been a swinger? Ten years is wrong. You are so far off. Only two months. So, she's been swinging two months. She goes to... She tells me she goes to certain clubs in the Houston area every Friday and Saturday night. Which I'm like, well, that's good because now she loves getting that cock.
I her what do you mean what describe her how she looks all right so mr podcast producer yelling at me wants to find out how she looks that's the only thing you care about oh look at you so she's about you want the height five She's probably about five foot three she's a latina which you love we all all see now he's getting a hard on right now his pants are growing ladies and gentlemen as we speak so she's about five foot three you know what actually i'm going to show you her a little ad so let's go on to where she was all right so you know mr podcast producer is very very uh very antsy tonight today yes he's a visual oh she fucking did she text me off of here oh she must have done that oh well she already blocked me i don't think she did but that's all right just click on here here we go let's see yeah oh see right here she didn't block me yeah she did that look at that she blocked it yeah but don't worry about it because it started don't worry about it because ac has more and i she's on other websites so let's see let's see what's that no you do care we all care all right so let's describe her she mr podcast producer wants to she is a five foot you know latina she's bisexual too so she likes to play with the girls so there you go she's got the you know typical latina features brown hair brown eyes i love i don't know about you i love dark dark hair girls and dark eyes girls i you know the blondes i know you got a little boner for tits mcgee at that party and i think everyone did because those girls that girl's tits and ass were off were off the charts but she uh but that's what she looks like so she's very sexy 35 years old swinging two months and we're going back and forth back and forth and we started we exchanged numbers and we're texting you know all through the day, I got something to do before this event on this Friday night.
And I told her I'm going to be off the phone, so I'm not going to be able to text you and all that. So I'll text you later on when I'm thinking about going to order you. Because I was going to order her Uber because she wanted to drink and she didn't want to drive.
And she wanted just to meet at club so i was like all right because she really you know actually she was kind of sweet that she didn't want to uh make me drive all the way out to the southwest part of houston uh to pick her up because i'm on fuck i'm all the way on the west northwest side of houston which i didn't mind doing but she didn't want to do it so i said okay no problem i'll just call you uber she's like are you sure i'm like yeah i'll pay for it don't worry about it ac's got all this don't worry about it so i text her around i think it was 8 30 right i text her what's your what's your full name and what's your address so i can give it to the uber driver because you can send an uber for someone and she gave me all the information then she finally and she started texting me like i'm at this event and i can't check check my phone and all that so when i get ready the event's over i check my phone there's like 20 text messages and she starts like yelling at me about standing her up and all that bullshit but i told her the event got over at nine i did tell her that I'll see you next time.
like yelling at me about standing her up and all that bullshit but i told her the event got over at nine i did tell her that to be ready by 10 o'clock now am i wrong so far that i do something wrong i want to know if you think i did something wrong text email me twitter tweet me or whatever it is you can email me at swinging single podcast at gmail.com and tell me if i'm the bad guy here but she decided she didn't want to go so i told her i go i was told you i was at the event she reread the text message she said oh i'm sorry i feel stupid now i go well don't worry about it who we all make fucking mistakes right no problem you know plus i want to fucking see this girl in action because she's looking good and she says okay i'll go then five minutes later she changes her mind she don't want to go and this is where i say this is why dating dating vanilla women i think i prefer because if she was vanilla she would have ended up we would have been going out that night we would have had some fun but because something i don't know i don't know what the what's going on with her or if this is going to go anywhere that she will eventually we'll meet up and have fun together but because she's a swinger and she has all that i don't know what you could say baggage with her she fucking freaks out now reason why i don't know why she freaks out why she does that but if you read her text there are some things that you know make me question is this the right person for me all right so i don't know i don't know what's going to go happen with this but it was a pretty good night even though she did not meet up with me for that friday night for that event i still ended up having a great time now since if this woman would have been the vanilla that i just met you know at a bar or in tinder or something like that i think we would have been fine i think because she is a swinger she get they they get very emotional they get up she got upset because you know she's probably got her ass kissed 24 7 by all the couples so when something comes up and doesn't look right she automatically bolts uh and all that so i don't know but i'm gonna sit there ac's gonna try to make make it work and make work my magic and all that so i don't know what's going to happen with her but she is very beautiful very charming and very considerate so you know i think in a swinging single woman like that that's considerate that's hard to find so you know i gotta do what i gotta do to make this work all right so thinking about how i'm going to work this out you know i'm gonna stay, you know, always if I do get to talk to her, she texts me back.
She texts me this morning. I'm going to have to, you know, make everything positive. Talk about this miscommunication that we had and all that stuff. So I'm trying to figure out a good way.
How am I going's ac going to you know make the situation right even though i don't think i did anything wrong i still got to sit there and think about what am i going to do all right so what can i do what can i do to make the situation better when she does eventually text me which i think she will you know you know she'll she'll be bored one in one day or one hour whatever during this time and she'll read it and she'll be bored one day or one hour, whatever, during this time. And she'll read it and she'll respond to me. I just got to be very understanding of her situation.
I don't know, you know, we were talking and she was talking about that, you know, a lot of these couples, she doesn't like the fact that a lot of these couples are just using her for sexual pleasure. She wants a connection and all that. So I can relay something about that into our text conversation and talking about how I would want, because, you know, I'm looking for a single woman who would be interested in a lifestyle that would be doing it with me. So I would want someone like her to be in the lifestyle.
I think she actually has potential to be a really good lifestyle participant because she really I'm really getting that she understands the in her short term as a swinger that she understands the, you know, the situation that these people just want to use her. There's no real connection for her and all that.
So me and her can have that connection and we can swing together so i'm trying to figure out how i'm going to get that message through her without upsetting her or or saying the wrong thing because you say wrong things on you know on the text message which i don't like to say so i would really want to you know actually I would want to get to talk to her on a cell phone or in person and just, you know, talk about the bullshit that happened.
So this could be a lesson for all of us that even in our regular life, even if you're vanilla and you're listening to this for the first time, you can always correct the situation, you know, by having a clear head, being smart about it.
Don't get discouraged from things like this situation you know by having a clear head being smart about it don't get discouraged from things like this because you know in a dating world it doesn't matter if you're vanilla or you're a swinger you are going to have situations like this and it's just one of those things that comes up look at when you try to single guys when you try to talk to a couple you remember they got like a hundred dudes trying to fuck her so what's going to make you stand out all right so i have to stand out in this woman's head that you know even though all the bullshit that happened that the misunderstanding happened he is still willing to put in the time and effort into dating me or talking to me and i think that will eventually, you know, and at the end of the day, get me to home, home plate.
Yeah. I'll get, I'll hit the home run now. So it's kind of, you know, it's one of those things where you go, you gotta, can't be discouraged as a single guy in this lifestyle. If you're a single guy in a swinging lifestyle, you should know you go to a club. There might be a hundred couples there.
99 of them say no to you because you know they're you're not what they're looking for they don't like what you're bringing to the table whatnot things like that so but you go on you don't quit because you got rejected so hopefully she doesn't reject me she did block me on the quiver thing though so that's kind of fucked up it's that's funny i i admit. It's bad. I think, you know, it's one of those things where, you know, I think she's overreacting, but we'll see. So I sent her a text just right now. It says, I'm just asking you, how are you doing? How's your Saturday going?
And so far, it says delivered, but it doesn't have no response. She responded to me at 2.23 a.m.
She responded to me at 2.23 a..m this morning uh did you have a good time and all that so i don't know so we'll see uh hopefully she didn't block me on the twitter and all that because i really want to talk to her you got to have a phone conversation i know a lot of people don't like have phone conversations anymore because they all just want to text because it's easier but they can't hear your voice and they can't understand the context of what you're saying so you know it's a lot easier so if you want to when you have come up with a situation like this always call that person try to meet them in person or whatnot because if you want to be a part of this life lifestyle swinging you got to figure out how to set yourself apart from all the other you know million plus people that are doing this right now because these people got options when you have a lot of options like if you're a couple you have all the options in the world unless you're really a bad bad couple you have all the options in the world single women have all the options in the world single men you have limited options all right and that's what i'm trying to get through to you guys don't be discouraged of what's going on shave your cock and balls make sure you dress nice be able to hold a conversation and know your place in this lifestyle because you will be more successful if you do this if you pay attention shave those cock and balls like i tell you no girls i don't know what's going on with you guys but on twitter you guys post your cocks and there's fucking a forest down there it's not attractive it's not good looking no one ever says oh unless it's fucking 12 inches those girls don't give a shit but if it's less than 12 inches those girls care that you got a forest down there Some of those ladies I don't think they want to go to the Amazon To be sucking your dick So you know I hear guys complain I want a bald pussy I don't like hair and shit like that But those are the same guys that got a fucking bush Amazon rainforest in their fucking Between their legs I don't understand that's what I understand you are going all weird and shit on me so you know we'll see what's going on and nope she hasn't texted me yet but i'll let you know as we do this live all right so but you know ac always has other girls in my stable so you never know what could happen i got another uh woman her name is miss r she's a teacher and i told her that she knows i'm a swinger and all that and she's been asking quite a lot of questions about the lifestyle and i thought it she might i thought she's might going to go tomorrow tonight to that that hot wise party and all that so i don't know yeah when i do tinder or bumble i'm just i flat out say i'm a i'm a swinger and i go to swinger clubs i don't tell women that uh what is it i don't tell women that i'm looking for them to do it with me so you know when people they do and you know what the funny thing is probably 90 of the women that when they swipe right on me they don't even leave the fucking profile so they don't know so i always ask did you read the profile and all that and they go oh oh no all right so when i'm on tinder and bubble i always announce what i am and all that like i said 90 of them don't read the shit tell them the first message i get from them when i say hello i go tell them did you read my broken profile sometimes they say yes sometimes they say no and they go back and go no thank you that's no fun so the first time i met mr podcast producer was at the hr club was the hotel takeover it was in north houston and he said it was kind of funny because he was just describing how it was in which i disagree with him but he was talking about how it's all suited up my balls my cock and balls were all shaved and everything i you know what i think also we gotta start shaving our assholes i heard something about assholes with women why women's assholes don't smell like shit that much as more than men smell like shit because women have a natural the vagina leaks down there and cleans it so that's kind of fun i'm like that's fucking awesome that's why when i eat a woman's ass they don't stink they don't have that taste but i only imagine what the fuck my hairy asshole must taste like and all those other fucking dudes harry's assholes i said so i'm gonna have to maybe shave your cock and ball and your anus might have to be coming in there so i don't know but so i was all dressed up to the nights got my cock and ball shaved and i'm you know what is what are you saying i was going to room and room looking in and all that yeah but you also remember you got there late i was there early so you know but i was go but i was going to move the room checking all the rooms seeing what was going on and all that shit because you know you never know what's going to happen you never know when the fucking party's going to pop off at a swinger party so that's why i was doing what i do now was it creepy probably but you know what not one woman's creepy is another woman's gang bang so i don't really like like i like i always tell people the woman if the woman don't like you're creepy.
If the woman likes you, you're not creepy. So hopefully everything works out with the single girls. Like I said, I'm always talking to single women and all that, both in the vanilla, mostly in the vanilla, but very rarely in the swinging lifestyle because, like I said, they got 20,000 other dudes trying to fuck them. They got all these other couples trying to fuck them. So it is hard.
Like I said, gentlemen, you have to separate yourself from the pack, the wolf pack right how do you do that your personality how you dress how you look and all that now you don't want to you know clean shaven you know you if you're gonna have a beard make sure it's trimmed up and all that not looking like you look like uh you just got out of an episode of grizzly adams and all that shave it make it Even if you got gray hair, a lot of women are starting to like those little fucking silver foxes. And a lot of younger women are turning in. I have great success now with 20-year-olds.
Did you know that, Mr. Podcast Producer?
More 20-year-olds are fucking texting me on Tinder and Bumble talking talking about swinging before if a 20 year old even talked to me it was probably over 20 plus something 20 year old is probably because call me creepy grandpa but now it's changing the other way so i don't know maybe women are getting tired of those metrosexual those gen c-er type guys and want the older men that can give them that orgasm that they so desperately deserve so experience maybe i don't know maybe we'll see we'll see but uh and all that so my friday night so that friday night the beginning of that friday night was starting out shitty the girl cancels on me you know she's not talking to me now whatever she hasn't texted me back but you know what I'm not gonna let that ruin my mood you know so I take a shower jump in shave my cock and balls maybe my anus someday and I head out to Colette's of Houston now if you know me about you heard some of my podcasts Colette houston on friday night is very hit and miss you know you don't they don't usually attend to get a lot of people in these places so i go to colettes of houston this night i wasn't going to go if this wasn't happening but they had a special event they had the front porch swingers podcast we're hosting the real hot wives of Now, to me, a hot wife, as a swinger, we all know what a hot wife is.
It's a woman that has sex with the encouragement from her husband with other men. So I'm thinking there's going to be a lot of women here that are looking for that extra, you know, that extra inches that their husband will gladly provide them. And I would gladly provide my services for those wives so i'm headed out going to get dressed up and put my suit on and all that you know like the one where i met mr producer here podcast producer and all that so and it was going to be an interesting night and you'll hear all about it.
So, you know, AC shaved the cock of balls, got his suit on, and I'm driving down Highway Beltway 8 up to 45 all the way to 1960 to get to Colette's. And traffic was small, no problems, you know.
And if anyone's from Houston, you know, if you've got to walk across the street, it might take you 15 minutes because the traffic's so horrible but at night it's pretty good so i get there and driving pulling up in the parking lot now usually when i pull up ac pulls up in the parking lot i'm usually the first or third car there but when i got up i pulled up into the parking lot of the collats of houston and uh north houston pull up in that parking line there's a bunch of cars there there's more cars than I ever seen there on a Friday night so I'm like oh I got in my head that it's gonna be a great time all that shit that happened earlier was gonna go wash away it was like Calgon take me away now I'm taking they took me away to Colette's of Houston for the hot the hot wives a Houston party hosted by the the front porch swingers so i get out of my car get my stuff gotta bring a 12 pack of condoms you never know so i actually a guy laughed it was like whoa that's a lot of condoms i go well buddy you never know what you're gonna be doing at these clubs so you know i always be it's always be it's better to be safe than sorry get grab my bottle of my giant lube just in case when you get one of those dry ladies there you can always be a gentleman have lube on hand for her and also to jerk off and you're doing anything so i grab all those put those in my pockets i got my walking over there and the doorman graciously opens the door and there's a beautiful couple checking in and they're there for the first time but you know what the problem was there that couple was there for the host of the party the front porch swingers they were there for them which so was sad because she was a nice fucking big ass she's the uh opposite of tits mcgee but hispanic yeah so that's what it was she was very beautiful anyway so i check in the thing i give a little small chit chat with the uh front desk lady that's always there beautiful black woman i wonder if she's into swinging or anything like that do you ever have a do you ever have a black woman mr producer podcast producer never had a black woman wow so you're saying i had more than you wow so have you had an asian woman oh when he when i said asian he got a big smile what see this is why he has to come on my show and talk about it because i want to know what is up with the Asian.
Is that a Asian? What's different about Asian women and the rest of the women? I love white women. I love Hispanic women, you know, but anyways, so I check in, I walk in there and the club looks full. I'm like, well, well, let's take that back. The club is full for a Friday night. And it's great because, like I always say, Colette's is probably one of the biggest club, as in square feet and all that, whereas out of the other clubs, TPC is very small. All right? So I really like it being open so you're not jacked in.
You can sit and be whereas you know the other ones where you you'll be shoulder to shoulder with sometimes with someone and all that and you might not like that person or that might person might not like you so it just gives that awkward vibe but Colette's doesn't it gives the opposite so I'm there and a lot of people are there and this night had a lot of single guys usually if I go on a Friday night me and my buddy that goes there he goes there all the time I call my buddy but whatever he's always there I me and him are usually two of the three single guys are there but this night there's a lot of single guys there and I have single dudes I'm impressed you dressed well there was only a couple slobs dressed.
You know, like how Mr. Podcast Producer came in his jeans and his shirt at the hotel party. I don't know. Did you? See? He's a slob. Now he's giving me the finger for it. But anyways, he didn't take my advice. But, you know, we can't be mad at Mr. Podcast Producer because he didn't know me yet.
And he would have known to wear a fucking suit and tie to look good or at least something that looks good but a lot of these dudes a lot of them had what are those hats the fedoras they're those little hats like the 1930s you see in the movies a lot of them had that on i know is that coming back yes oh what's a good cigar is good you know put some weed in there too but uh anyways so these so the gentlemen are i'm impressed i'm like oh maybe you know maybe times are changing who knows we'll see in the next couple weeks how colette's is these guys are dressed up they got fucking nice clothes on there's like i said there's only a couple slobs there's not really that many uh uh many people that are dressed now couples are there the women are dressed sexy as fuck you know they got the mini skirts on they got the little panties on or some of them don't have panties on uh and all that you got all you had no age there's one asian couple there yeah she's the she's usually there you should go because you get to see her dance naked now i have not seen her play with anybody so maybe you'd be the first one though there's always there's always a first you know uh they had an asian couple there you had all you had everything that you could want there was no black women there though other than the people that were working and which i've been trying to find.
I've been trying to find a black hot wife, a real woman, a black woman that fucks other men and all that. But so if you know of a black woman, that's a hot wife. And I mean a hot wife that fucks other men with her husband or boyfriend's permission. Give me a shoot me an email because I would love to talk to her because I would love to see how her experiences are with the likes because I do think different races will have different experiences in their lifestyle. Email me at the swinging single podcast at gmail.com, please.
All right, so I'm looking at all the beautiful women and this is kind of a weird night because the guys are also good looking too.
There wasn't like couples that you have you got tits mcgee then you have her ugly boyfriend or husband right you had fucking tits mcgee and you have fucking brad pitt with her so it's kind of weird that a lot of these couples were actually you you didn't have to take one for the team uh you had some beautiful blondes and i'm not a you know my preference is for dark hair girls brunettes i love brunettes but there's a lot of blondes there that were fucking very nice a lot of women looking good all right they had this there's a big thick girl with her fucking titties hanging out i don't know what the hell happened to her i didn't see what happened but i think she went mad her room or something but i really wanted to fuck her because i just loved i loved her by like i said i don't really care about the looks of the woman you know the personality matters more to me how she treats me and she was fucking game she had the minute she walked into the club you should have seen her she opened up her dress for tits to hang out and her tits were hanging out all night and i'm like wow this girl's ready and she was like you look at her and if you saw her outside of the club you would say she's a five but she was fucking into it and she had her titties hanging out and all that her man had her titties hanging was pulling her titties out and all that so i was like see that's a good woman right there no matter how is how she looked still she was game and she was having fun and that's a lesson for all the gentlemen out there to learn that woman got my attention because she set herself apart a lot of the women now they did have small dresses on where they show a lot of skin but this woman just fucking whipped out her titties at a club and said fuck it here they are there were they big titties no not not big titties but they were nice titties but they're titties coming out now i know a lot of you dudes sit there want to fuck tens but sometimes you're gonna have to fuck five twos to get to a ten all right so it was one of those things she set herself apart and i really liked it and if i see her again I'm definitely going to say something to her.
I didn't say anything to her because hubby or boyfriend didn't look too friendly. So, you know, I just wanted to stay away from that shit because you never know. Like I said, you never know. All right. So we're over there. Everyone's having a good time. No dancing, though.
I don't know what the fuck happened after COVID with dancing at the club in houston but they don't dance anymore if you would have gone if you would have gone pre-covid before covid happened and gone to colette's tpc and all that people were dancing now you go no one fucking dances and no one's fucking that's kind of weird so i don't know what the hell happened maybe covid scared the shit out of people but i don't know so all the ladies are looking great the men are looking good they got nice clothes on you know they don't have they're not looking like they fucking just walked out of work like i complain like i get pissed off because clubs sit there have dress to impress so okay i'm dressing to impress the ladies and i see a fucking guy come in looking like he got blue jeans on and a t-shirt that says dum-dum on his t-shirt and has a hat i'm talking about a baseball hat i'm not talking about a cowboy hat i'm not talking about a fedora hat some shit you see in the 1920s or anything like that but i'm just like a fucking houston national baseball cap and i'm like don't they say anything to that person all right but anyways so the night starting off it is starting off you know it didn't start off slow because the couple that's always there the nice blonde and her husband blonde lady start fucking in the back like they usually do they go spend some time together then they start fucking in the rooms in the back and they leave the door open for people people to watch, and sometimes they invite people in.
I've been invited in by them, and I got a handjob from her. She only does handjobs. They don't do full slop. They just like fucking in the same room with other people. So she'll let you eat her pussy out, eat her asshole, and she'll give you a handjob. No blowjob, no nothing. I asked other guys who have played with them that they fuck. They said no.
They just said they get ajob from so it is a but a handjob is better than nothing rather than giving myself a handjob anyways so they're in the back fucking and another fucking this one couple tall i think she had strawberry brine here tall wearing a see-through dress. Nice brand new fake titties. She's about 5'10". Her husband. About same height and all that. They join them. And they're fucking. And I'm in the door. I'm in the room jerking off. And she's fucking watching me jerk off. And all that. So it turned out being great. Like I said, this was around 10 o'clock.
Usually shit don't pop off until midnight at these clubs but it's like 10 10 30 and i'm in there watching these two couples go at it you know all that everyone starts what i don't understand people will go walk by they look for five seconds and they walk back knowing that there ain't nothing going on and this is a good way to see what is going on the watch instead of do they're hanging out in the front no one's dancing so you don't get to see some woman shaking her ass and have people dancing have a good time all you see is couples sitting together not really socializing with other couples or other men that are there but then you got full action in the back and you can watch but you're out sitting there by yourself drinking your beer or whatever you're drinking and watching nothing i choose always watch the person in action because you know you never know you might get lucky they might call you and say hey come on bring your cock over here so i'm in the room and i'm playing myself i got jerking off the wonderful strawberry blonde staring at me she's watching me and all that she's loving what she sees and all that problem is i don't know do they want to play or whatnot i'm not going to ask i always let the couple say hey come here and do it so i'm jerking off and i'm fucking so horned up from this woman all day talking to me dirty and all that talking about fucking and all this shit i fucking blow my load within seconds it wasn't that quick i was i was done i had but i took viagra so i was going to be able to salute five minutes later.
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I'll talk about your product all day and all night baby and how great it is because for sweet i don't know why they don't do that in the swinging world where they don't do any ads for swinging i don't know maybe they do uh and all that so but viagra cialis come on get at me swinging single podcast at gmail.com so i'm over there i fucking shoot my load and she's like oh and the funny thing is when i shot my load she fucking squirted she her husband's fucking her they got her she's on her back her husband's standing on top of the floor standing up and he's pounding her the minute i blow my load she sees it she fucking squirts all over him so do i get the assist on that you fuck yeah i'm gonna take the assist so i made a girl come without even touching her see how good i am ladies and gentlemen ladies get me couples get at me swinging single podcast at gmail.com we'll hook it up you know i travel all over the country and all that so you never know i might be in a town there you but so as as I'm done and all that, she gives me a nice little peck.
She gives me a little kiss, says, thank you very much. I said, no, thank you, you know, as a gentleman should do. And I go to the bathroom and clean up, get a nice glass of water.
Also, if you're taking Viagra and you want to bust another nut, make sure you water after and piss i feel that's the key to getting that fucking dick hard again so i go get my water that i have to pay for i'm not gonna complain about the pain for the soda and shit you know what colette you have to pay for the soda like i never ever paid for soda ever at any club it's always free but they made me they make you pay for soda and water and all that shit yeah so if you're gonna have to go there make sure you have some money for soda and all that or bring it i don't know can you bring that shit with you i wonder if you could i don't see why not it's byob right so why can't you byoc bring your own coke i'm talking about coca-cola not coke you fucking delinquent don't be sitting there bringing your cocaine and shit in the club stay keep the drugs out because if you keep the drugs out that means we keep the police away all right so i go get my water drink it up take my long piss clean everything out and you know i go back a couple new people have come couple couple new couples have come and all that they're talking to the front porch swinger people and all that so you know what i'm not going to interrupt anybody or thing like that so i there's the music pumping and playing strike music i'm dancing a little bit saying hello to some of the ladies they're saying hello back we have a little conversation with a couple of them you know and it's and it's a good time they did a you know there wasn't like this huge fucking turnout for this party but the people that did come out to this party were very friendly so that's always a plus when you're a single guy you got those friendly people so you come out go walk in the back there is like a porno you ever been to colette's mr podcast producer he's never been there all right so if you haven't been there there's in the very end of the hallway that you go down if you do get to go there remember take a shower there you should see the fucking shower they have a huge shower that i want at my house i want to get i'm gonna and it's fucking great so you go all the way down to the hall they have what they call a big screen tv and it's the porno it's a porn theater whatever you want to call it and this thing has about four couches all in a row and all that there's a nice hispanic couple thick girl lovely lovely tits they're fucking and she's sucking his dick and i'm just sitting there watching and all that he weighs me over and she grabs out my cock she unzips my pants now one thing about having a suit on that i wear is that i have suspenders so my pants don't fall down so i have to take off my vest and to get to my suspenders and take my suspenders down and pull then they go all the way down so that is the annoying part but still I get complimented that I dress nice so it's you know it's one of those things you got to overcome what did I tell you early it's diversity that you have to overcome and all that to set yourself apart from all the other dudes and all the other couples out there so she's unzits my pants my pants fall down after i take off my well actually you know what i was smart because i what what i was doing i was i took off my vest when i was walking over to him because i wasn't up on their shit like some other dude was which he ended up getting fucked over at the end not in the good way but in the bad way i take off my vest so i have it ready and when she unsits my pants i just you know pull down my pull my suspenders to the side and boom my pants fall down and she's stroking my cock and sucking his dick then she finally starts sucking my dick and and i mean instant hard on i like i don't understand i guess it's just a mental block maybe i have the mental capability of being able to with people watching still stay hard and be able to perform but i was instant hard on with her and it didn't take long fingering her i started fingering her pussy playing with her pussy making her squirm a little bit and so i get a condom put a condom on she's bent over he positions her so i could fucking get from behind while she sucks his dick so now this one was gonna be a long fuck because i already came once so it's gonna be harder and harder to come after you come a couple times so i'm fucking pound pounding her from behind and all that.
And this is going on for 10, 15 minutes. The one dude, the other dude that was there that, like I said, was, um, really being that, that type of creepy guy where, you know, the couple sitting there and he just gets, he stands right next to him, gets his cock out, stroking it without asking.
Now now if you're going to do that ask first you know set yourself apart from everybody else and ask first say hey can i you know do you mind if i stand here and jerk off or do i do you mind if i sit down and all that and the thing that they don't mind they'll say yes i always like i always guys would do that shit when i bring a date that they'll start stroking off i go dude just relax i'll get to you in a minute you know let her you know get her pussy wet a little bit and we'll get going but nope they start jerking off real quick and all that so he's trying to get in there i'm trying to you know how hard it is to fuck with the guy with a dick and he's here he's and it's a tight space it's very hard but yet i still have my concentration i don't lose my heart on or anything like that so he's over there trying to get to her front side so he can get a blow job from her and it didn't end up working out for him like i said he got fucked he didn't get fucked later on that night too because he did something stupid uh so he's over there trying to get a blow job i'm still pounding her and i'm fucking now i'm fucking sweating'm drenching everything my fucking undershirt is all soaked in sweat and all that because I'm pounding hard fucking her hard because she was liking it what do you have she didn't tell me to stop her husband didn't tell me to stop her moans and groans and all that were sounding really good so that's another thing you know couples if you're out there here's a psa for tell guys how you like it and if it's good or not when they're fucking you so they know how to fuck you don't just sit there and say nothing so i'm hoping that she liked it because she didn't tell me to stop husband Husband didn't tell me to stop and all that.
He did tell me not to finger her so hard, you know, and all that. So yeah, that was, he said, just don't finger her so hard. Okay, no problem. There's no problem. You know, see, that's good because that's the information I can use to make her. Cause it's all, like I said before, guys, you have no fucking say in this lifestyle.
Guys think couples think that the man, the man in the couple thinks he has a a say in it but he really doesn't have any say in it because guess what if your wife wants to do something she's going to do it she don't need you to fuck get two guys a fucker she don't need you to get another girl a fucker in fact she'd probably be more successful without you to get another girl a fucker women control this lifestyle 100 that's you don't like it that's a hot take you don't like it you don't disagree fine tell me why you don't disagree at gma at the swinging single podcast at gmail.com you tell me why come on this show tell me why it's not like that so he back i'm sweating my ass off and I'm about to you know now I gotta think do I stop or do I come and I you know what if you're in there you might as well fucking come and blow your load so finally you know the time comes I blow my load and I'm done you know I pull out and immediately as I pull out she stops sucking his dick and Thank you.
I'm done you know I pull out and immediately as I pull out she stops sucking his dick and gets away from the other dude that was there she did do something wrong and I thought if she didn't was not interested in the guy she should have never touched his dick because she did for a while was stroking his dick no can she say no change her mind yes of course she can change her mind but if she changed her mind she said tell her should have said hey just wait you know later on told him to stop or whatever but the minute i pull out this woman's pussy this fucking dude's trying to get behind her and fuck her like i'm not listen you ever you know when you get a woman doggy style you're standing there and you're just sitting there and you're trying to collect your thoughts you gotta pull up your pants and all that because if you walk you're gonna fall you ever done that before mr podcast producer this fucking guy i'm not even having i'm trying to get my pants and he's fucking nudging me with the hip to move the fuck out of the way and i'm like what the fuck like excuse i'm and i'm and i don't say a lot i don't cause a lot of problems when i go to clubs i don't talk shit to people i don't act like i'm the big hot dog there you know i i try to avoid confrontation as much as possible in my life as i can and this guy was like holy shit i'm like as i was bent down you know what i'm in i'm cock i'm face level with this fucking dick so like if this guy turns one way i got a fucking penis right in my in my face and that happened one time and i don't want to happen again so i try to try to say hey buddy just give me a give me a second let that did you ask i go did you ask the fucker now her husband told me to fuck her she didn't tell me to fuck her the husband told me to fuck her because he wanted me to fuck her but i don't think think anyone told her, told him to fuck.
And the minute she heard that she fucking sat down to block the pussy from his cock and all that. So I was like, Ooh, I don't know what's going on. So she didn't want him to fuck her. Now this fucking idiot didn't have a condom on for one. He was trying to get in there and bare back. Now, not listen though.
But the problem is if they are okay with that,'s fine with me listen i don't judge people they can fuck who they want they could do it safely or they could do it bareback i don't give a shit it's not my problem it's their problem to deal with you know some people don't even want to wear condoms anymore does ac want to wear them no but ac has to wear them to be safe because you never know what could be out there so she stops she don't want to fuck with this dude and all that and i'm fucking on my ink my pants on my ankles my dick's fucking still hard i got fucking a condom full of cum and this guy is fucking pushing me out of the way so i almost i almost fell over the fucking couch i wanted it and all that because he got now listen i understand listen i understand the guy looked like he never gets laid he couldn't get laid with a fistful of a fistful of 50s at a whorehouse so i understand his eagerness to get in there and try to fuck this girl but you gotta get give the guy give me some time because now you know what i was like fucking come on your turn now when i was done is it fuck it right?
That's in my mind. I'm thinking it's like his turn now because I thought she was stroking his cock. So she was game, but apparently she wasn't. So as I almost fall over to the ground with my pants at my ankles, I was able to pull them up and get them all situated, put my suspenders back on, put everything on. And I go back to the bathroom to clean up.
Now, remember, gentlemen, if you use a condom with a woman and you're at a swingers club make sure you clean your dick off use the they have wipes all right if they don't have wipes use some soap and water or whatever but remember that condom has that fucking nasty ass taste to it and not every woman wants those uh that taste in their mouth if she's going to give a blow job which would happen later on that day that night for me so i'll so always remember gentlemen shave your cock and balls if you use a condom clean your dick with that to get the kind of lube and all that shit off there all that spermicide or whatever that's in there all right so it helps out the woman uh immensely when you do that it also gives you a vibe that you're a clean person that you don't have a dirty dick so i do that clean it up i'm all good now i'm to back out get a get a another water you know do the piss drink as much as i can piss and get it all out of my system so i can go for round three if there is going to be a brown three it's a hit miss you never know you could have one girl or you could have 20 girls it just depends on the night so and it looked it looked like it was going to be that was going to be it there's going to be nothing going on hour hour and a half went by and finally people start going in the back and fucking now like I said before there has to be a new I don't know when they Thank you.
and finally people start going in the back and fucking now like I said before there has to be a new I don't know when they say real hot wives of Houston I always think it's a woman that has sex with other men with the hubby's permission that's what the definition if you google hot wives the definition of hot wives that's what it will tell you that's what google will tell you that's what all of them will tell you but apparently the real hot wives to a lot of people means you just have a hot wife that she's good looking so she you call her a hot wife in the lifestyle that's not what it is so you have a lot of couples partying up because like i said like and if i'm a single guy and i see a hot wife party i'm thinking women women that want to have an extra dick.
So I'm there. Problem with this is a lot of these women are not looking for dudes and looking for other couples to fuck with. So I'm like, why are you here at this party?
Now, you can go to any party you want, but I just don't understand why you would think that's, you know, a good time to go to a party when it says a hot wife but they all start partnering her up they're all getting with the other couples and all that then this one couple another it was a blonde girl blonde nice body she works out and all that husband works out too he's the fucking big muscular dude don't fuck i want to fuck i want to fuck around with this guy and during the point they're back in the uh what is it the porno room at colette's and once again she's she's blowing them she's having a good time showing off her ass to all the guys then finally she calls guys over she wants to suck on their dick and blow a load in her fucking mouth and all that she loves drinking to come so she gets through two or three guys well actually two guys two guys go she they both come gentlemen if a woman is just looking for you to blow her load in her mouth fucking hurry up and come do not take fucking forever sit around because one you're gonna ruin it for everybody else because she's gonna get tired and then after you blow her load in her mouth she's gonna her mouth she's gonna be done and you're gonna fuck everybody else don't be selfish i think one of the guy one of the guys was almost like fucking 20 minutes for her to blow and to come so and she kind of looked tired so she blew two guys i finally get up i'm fucking jerking off you know and all that waiting for it she gets this one new guy new guy comes in he's getting his dick suck and all that then i'm like oh i'm about to come she's like oh okay so she gets on there she starts sucking on my dick and all that right i'm like stop it i'll get it to come watch and boom what that's not a good story oh but anyways so we got time we got six more minutes so i'm jerking off she's waiting for me to blow my load in her face and bam i pop it inside her mouth and all that and what i really was great was how she kept even though after i was coming and all that she kept sucking on it making feel keep getting she sucked every last drop out of me and what sucks is that this is the third time i came that night so it's probably not a lot and all that.
And she really was trying to get as much as she could out of me. But to no avail, I didn't have a lot to give her. But anyway, she was very appreciative. Now this woman was weird because, and I loved it because she was very appreciative of me of fucking blowing my load inside her mouth and her swallowing it.
So it was kind of weird.'s like very thankful i think she tried to kiss me too but i luckily i turned my turned my head away so she got me in the cheek and all that and she had all all the shit it's like oh i was like no kiss me out of my pecking me on my cheek so anyways so she gets done blowing me and i felt bad this is why i feel bad the new guy this guy never came to a swinger club before because i was talking to him before and i think after i blew my load in their mouth he lost his heart on and i go oh man i was like fuck can you come can you come he's like yeah i think so i didn't stick around because i had to get cleaned up i always i always say you got to get cleaned up real quick you don't want to wait around and for all everything else to get you know let the germs set in you got to get cleaned up as quick as possible as possible as you can with being a german she she's as i was leaving i saw her she was sucking on the new guy's cock and came.
If you're a new guy, if you're listening, I hope you busted your nut in her mouth and all that. I hope I didn't stop it. I couldn't help it. I was going to come anyways. So I didn't, and she didn't want me to come without coming in her mouth. So anyways, so new guy was getting sucked off. I left and all that. And I think, I think he did. You know what?
I think think he did come because i went back after i got done and done cleaning up and all that i went back to see what happened and they were the couple was leaving so i think he did came and i hope he got i hope he enjoyed it buddy it's not always like that so don't come back every fucking friday thinking it's going to be the same thing it's not always like that so i see my buddy i say tell my buddy uh everyone's it looks like everyone's paired up everyone's going to do what they're going to do i say goodbye to my buddy tell him i'll see him i'll tell him i'll text him on telegram and all that and see how see if he would want to come out here nope still no text from the chick anyways so that's it nothing else was going on people were having fun you know talking to each other and i want to say colette's did a great job having french porch swingers there because it really brung out more people on a friday night like i said if you go on a friday night typical friday night with no party or schedule anything like that you don't get a lot of clientele saturday nights the night for colettes all right so a lot of people go on to saturday nights if you want to go if you're a couple go on a saturday night friday night if you want a dude go on a friday night there's not a lot of selection of friday on friday nights but you do get quality guys that's one good thing about colettes though you do get a quality group of guys when they do because it's $150 to go in for a single guy.
So a single guy whose shit is not going to go in for $150. They're going to go to somewhere else where they can get in for a lot cheaper. All right. So with that, we wrap it up. What did we learn today? We learned that dating vanilla is AC's preference over dating swingers. Woman, maybe a woman swinger will talk to me again eventually, maybe, we'll see. And that the Real Hot Wives of Houston Party was a success, as I see it in my book.
It was a great time, great things happened right for everybody involved i think everyone got i think everyone got laid i think all the guys that went there got laid so and everyone was good looking it was a real different experience so with that ladies and gentlemen ac and mr podcast producer has to get on out of here because i don't know he's he's busy doing something who knows what he's going to do probably yell at me about something i did but with that i want to say gentlemen remember to shave your cock and balls maybe your anus if you like to get your ass your solid toss Ladies, remember, you're 100% in this lifestyle.
You control everything. All right. So with that, America, with that, to all my friends around the world, keep on swinging and shave those cock and balls, gentlemen. Have a great day. Oh, pour a drink, feel the rush Every time you hold me Pull me close, I told you touch Oh, I, I just can't help it When I, I give in to it Time, it just stops moving Stops moving Oh, you, you got me Here we go. It stops moving, stops moving. Oh, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight. Yeah, you, you let me, you let me know that it's alright.
And when I move your body I don't want to stop it The way that we're rocking Yeah, you You got me You got me feeling good tonight
