In this thrilling episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, join your audacious host, AC Maxwell, as he dives deep into the heart of Las Vegas to explore one of the city’s most enigmatic and provocative destinations: The Green Door. Known for its intriguing allure to the swinger lifestyle, The Green Door offers experiences that range from exhilarating to the downright bizarre. Today, AC isn't just unlocking the secrets behind those legendary doors; he's also shedding light on the peculiar phenomenon of the "zombies" that seemingly lurk in the venue's shadows.AC kicks off the episode with a captivating recount of his latest escapade at The Green Door, detailing the club's layout, amenities, and the curious mix of freedom and caution that defines the space. From the titillating play areas spread across two levels, to the sanctuary-like "chill relax" rooms equipped with steam rooms and saunas, AC doesn't hold back on any details.But it's not all high spirits and liberating experiences; AC takes a darker turn as he delves into the more ominous aspect of his visit—the so-called "zombies." These are not your typical undead but rather individuals whose presence in the parking lot and darker corners of the club add an eerie tint to the night. Our host shares firsthand encounters and listener-submitted stories that explore the unsettling vibe these "zombies" bring to the otherwise electrifying environment of The Green Door.
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Welcome to the Swingin' Single Podcast, coming to you live from the Upside Down Pineapple Studios, a platform for sharing the unique perspectives of A.C. Maxwell. As your host, I will take you on a personal journey through the ups and downs of my years as a Swingin' Single Mel. Please note that while my experiences will undoubtedly provide valuable insights, it is essential to understand my views may not be aligned with your own. So today's show, ladies and gentlemen, gather around, lean in close, and let me take you on a little trip.
Picture the neon lights, the ringing slot machines, that electric energy that makes your heart beat a little bit faster the the end animal the one and only las vegas but beyond the usual glitz and glamour the buffets the showgirls lies a place steeped in mystery and whispered in legends yes the infamous green door a kingdom for swingers a place of the night where fantasies roam as freely as the cocktails at a casino's comp bar. If you're a newbie to the swinging scene, bless your wide-eyed innocence, you might think about dipping your toes into these uncharted waters.
Lured by the siren songs of freedom and exploration, oh the tells I could tell. Whispers of a labyrinth filled with desire, each door opening to a new realm possibility. But be warned, dear neophytes, this odyssey isn't for the faint of heart. There's no reason they call it, there's a reason why they call it Sin City, where even the boldest can lose their way. Now for those veteran singers, the valiant explorers of the velvet realms, this is your playground, isn't it?
You stride in, confident, ready for the dance of the daring, and yet be prepared, for you might not be wrestling with just desires and passions tonight. Imagine, if you will, the vaguest versions of the zombie apocalypse. No, brain-eating kind but one made of flesh and lust a teeming mass of eager bodies much hungrier than the last all vying clawing for a piece of the action so you must still yourself train like you're in a blockbuster movie montage to fight off the relentless undying horde.
And as you weave through the pulsating maze, remember, keep your whip sharp, your etiquette sharper, and maybe, just maybe, you'll emerge from the green door as a grand conqueror. Or at the very least, with a few memorable tales to chuckle over during Sunday brunch. Ladies and gentlemen, the green door waits. Whether you're a bashful beginner or a battle-hardened swinger, every night's an adventure. Don your armor or cuirass and confidence and may your visit to Las Vegas' most talked-about swingers club be worthy tell of its own in the City of Lights.
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Sh cock and balls gentlemen all right thank you elvis for that great intro no it's not the real elvis elvis is left us long ago but who knows or maybe he's in a old age home 80 old age home in texas who knows where he's at right now but today we're going to talk about the green door my review i was in vegas this all this weekend i'm going to talk about that also some little controversy with some other podcaster what she said which i agree with her uh wholeheartedly that swinging is not a very inclusive it's very exclusive and all that but like i said i don't care it's whatever it is all right so let's talk about all the good stuff that i had this weekend and all that so this weekend your man ac went on a fact-finding mission to go review the clubs at in las vegas there are a bunch of clubs ones i can only go to i was only going to be able to review i was not going to be able to review any of the couples only but you know that's because i'm not a couple i'm a single gentleman so i went to the green door and the red rooster and i'll talk about the red rooster later on on another podcast but today we have to talk about the green door because the green door is something i it's hard to if i can endorse it for couples to go to or it's just something that i'm not going to be able to endorse because the way it is so let's see what do we got all right let's go here so if you ever find yourself intrigued by the more risque side of las vegas and are concerning a visit to the green door here's a detailed breakdown of what might help you weigh your decision now remember this is only my information this is nothing else this is not from a couple's view it's from my eyes only as a single male how i view uh the green door all right so i'm trying to get as detailed as much as possible uh for you so first let's talk about getting there all right so nestled in a rather nondescript strip mall that also holds houses a bar next to it if you want alcohol you have to go to that bar uh because the green door does sell alcohol.
It's non-alcoholic beverages, only they sell, all right? And they have a couple of rental halls. I think there's a club there. I don't know. I can't remember. There was a party going on Sunday night in that hall, so I don't know if it was a club or it was just a hall rental.
The Green Door boasts a location that as convenient as it is discreet uh the ample parking ensures that you are not spending your evening hunting down for a spot which is significant plus in a busting city like los angeles i mean las vegas all right if you are there and you are going to be driving there because a lot of people do uber there and all that because they want to drink and whatnot or they're already drunk and they're just getting there uh anyways i would recommend do not leave anything behind that you don't want to get stolen so if you can leave everything at home or in your hotel do that but do not bring anything that can be is worth value to you because there are a lot of homeless people in the area and a lot of them, you know, they troll the little parking lot maybe to see if they have, you know, I don't know, maybe they could get some gifts out of you and all that.
So with that, just leave all your stuff at home and you'll be fine. You ain't gonna have no problems but before you leave remember gentlemen shave your cock and balls however it is important knowing that there have been mentions of some sketchy characters loitering in the parking lot so keep your wits about you when arriving and leaving i would be worried about when you're arriving and all that because you never know these some of these you'll you'll understand what I'm talking about. You got to be heavy head on a swivel because you just don't know who is out there. All right.
So you decide you and your partner or you by yourself are going. So I'm going to talk about the couples. Let's do couples first, because I don't want to talk about the single guys right now, because that's a whole, whole not a level uh shit anyways so you get there you park you walk to the admission the pricing structure is straightforward with different tiers in for in-state and out-of-state visitors so if you're in-state you are going to be paying less if you are out of state it's a tourist trap they get you on that So you're going to be paying a lot less as a in-state than out-of-state.
So remember, if you're from out of state, you're going to be paying a little more for single gentlemen. For me, it costs me $120 a night. Uh, you can use cash or you can use card payments, whatever, uh, you have upon payment. You're going guest receiver wristband allowing them the freedom to come and go throughout the night which is a nice touch providing flexibility in your evening plans now when i got there they told me you are the first person there yada so i say all right can i come and go as i please say yeah as long as you have the wristband you're good to come and go. No problem.
So I said, okay, I'll pay the 120. And I went to another party. It was a pool party from a loyal fan follower that I follow and all that. And she invited me to a pool party. So I was going to go there for an hour and come back. Because, you know, it's early. It was like 8 o'clock.
I there they mentioned it to me so that was great and they were mentioning to other people because other people would come in they would say oh there's no couples here a couple walking no there's no couples and all that I have a problem with that and then my problem now my problem was that is you're telling people to come back later instead of just keeping them in there if you don't tell them them anything, they want to come in, they want to pay, fine, let them pay. They can come and go as they please.
So just let them in and let them find out for themselves there's no couples or there's no singles or anything like that and you'll be fine. There ain't no problem with that.
I know it's trying to, you're trying to be a nice guy, you're trying to do all the right things but you're hurting your clientele especially if you have someone who is from out of state which will pay more money because they pay more for out of state as you do for in-state so if i'm out of state i might say honey let's fuck it let's go to another club and there you just lost that couple especially if they play with single guys that's a big loss on your end i don't like that they don't talk the gentleman who was taking my money was annoyed by people calling and asking about the club he was very rude to the people on the phone and i don't like that you know if you don't want to answer the phone don't answer the phone you don't want to answer the questions don't answer the questions all right a lot of people don't understand google or anything like that so they can't find out the website for the green door it looks like 100 years old it has doesn't look like it's been updated recently or anything like that so you know it's just one of those things where you can't tell they said you have to have a membership and you got to pay admissions and it doesn't specify how much membership and the mission is and are they both included or whatnot so it is confusing so people call up and he just acting like an asshole to these people fine most of the staff there are great some of them are just assholes one guy would sit there and not talk you would ask him a question he would just he wouldn't even notice you he wouldn't talk to you unless you had a pussy with you then he would talk to you or and all he would do is just watch his fucking videos on his cell phone while he's working so the staff could do a lot better you could do a better staff tell them to keep quiet about who's coming and going and that's it all right so you get in there my first impressions of the layout walking into the green door you're initially greeted with a game room complete with pool tables and cornholes which certainly sets a relaxed playful atmosphere right from the start all right so you go okay there's two there's two pool tables not enough room to play pool didn't see anyone play pool cornhole i don't know how they can have it there there's not enough height or anything but they have cornhole and there was a bunch of people playing there's a few people playing cornhole on sunday night and all that uh so good it sets the mood there's a bar there you could buy your non-alcoholic drinks there's tables there you sit down there is not really a place to hang out and party so on the first floor features a range from an open play area to more private rooms with doors catering to varying comfort levels and experiences the inclusion of the couples only area complete with a window for single men to watch might raise eyebrows for some but is par for the course and venues of this nature this is not the first place that has this eyes wide shut in tampa florida has the area where single guys can go in there's a glass window and you can watch the couples play in there it's like torture i don't know why guys like going in there and watching i guess if you're a voyeur i'm not a voyeur i'm a swinger so i love participating I don't play sports and sit the bench.
Uh, but some guys do, I guess. And it's just very frustrating because you are sitting in there and you got to watch these people and they have no interest in you at all.
That's the one thing I don't hang out in the couple's only room because I mean, I don't watch the only couple of the couple's only rooms because absolutely they're not into you because they would be outside with you if they were interested in you but they're in the couples only so they're probably only in the couples now is that a true given you know it is it's going to be that way no you know maybe they see your dick and maybe they go fucking go off and want to fuck you but usually in my perspective i always find that couples in the couples room only want to be bothered by other couples.
All right. Let's see. So you walk in. Let's talk about the open playroom. There's a huge ass open playroom. Has a big, huge ass bed in it.
And it has on the side of the wall, side of the walls, it has the couches where you can watch or the cuck couches where you know your husband can watch you get fucked by other people in a big play area it's very comfortable it's huge like i said you could fit it could be a fucking huge or you could probably fit 20 people into this it has porno playing which is great because you need porno playing i hate club when i go to the swingers club and they have no porno playing in the playrooms or anything like that because that can you know churn people on it gets people going and yada bada boom bada bing you got people fucking and you're having a great time so they got this huge ass room orgy room i call it and it's for everybody guys you can go in there couples you can go in there to now you're walking if you go out the orgy room to your right there are two rooms they have doors on them so that's where the privacy comes in and they have a bed and chairs and all that all of them come standing with the chairs and bed and they also have what i like about the green room is every room pretty much has uh what call it, tissues and hand sanitizers to clean up.
Because a lot of places, they don't have anything. You just got there. You got to go to run to the bathroom and wipe your dick off and all that where you can conveniently do it all there. They should provide baby wipes, though. Baby wipes would be a lot better. Also, it would be a good addition to the green door portfolio.
All right so you got those two rooms now do you have complete privacy no there are windows in there now it's hard to see in actually because the lights from the outside kind of bust up so you got to put your hands up to the glass and your eyes up to the glass like you're a little kid again and you can see it you can't see much of anything anyways all right it's a lot a lot of it's dark so you can't really see much but you can see outlines of people you can't see like the guy's got a monster dick you can't see how big the girl's ass or pussy looks like and all that so it's kind of useless but you do get single guys up there putting their hands okay we'll talk about that in a minute all right so from there like i said if you go all right so you come out of the two private rooms right in front of you is a wall that has holes cut out for glory hole and it has a seat for the woman or the guy who knows i'm not judging it has a seat for the guy and he or the girl and you can stick your dick through the hole and get your stick sucked off if you are into that uh no one i saw no one use it had never heard anyone using it because i asked then they have right next to it they have a massage table which was used by a golf girl there she was just laying down on there and her her and her boyfriend were just talking she was just laying down after she got her ass beat and the bd bDSM room and later on.
So she was using that. That's the only time I saw anyone use it. Then from there, you go for the massage table. There's a couple's area where there's a door where the security stands, the guy who would play on his phone and he wouldn't talk to anybody unless he had a pussy. Then he will talk to you.
That's the area you there there's a bunch of rooms in there then there's a open room in there and that's where if you're a single guy there is a window and a door there now you can't get in through the door then no one can let you into the door because it's locked but you can see and all that so you can watch couples play around in that room now in that room there's a bunch of uh there's one good size bed there's a stripper pole there's a gyno uh you know chair you know where the woman goes get their vagina checked and all that gynology whatever they call it they have one of those and they have a you know like i don't know what you call just two regular seats there and all that so you have all that in there so if you're a couple that's what you're gonna find in there and the playrooms I do remember they don't have any doors in the rooms there so you don't have any privacy you can't shut doors and all that so people can see in and all that if you want privacy you have to go somewhere else so that's a couple room but then you have the single men observation room where you can see and all that and like i said i'm not a fan of it because you really are not going to get anything out of it other than watching i don't i it's too hard for me to blow my nut watching people uh especially through glass now if i'm right next to them and they're doing it uh totally different but when i'm looking through glass and some steel wires and all that it just doesn't do anything for ac i don't know if it does anything for you guys but for a lot of the guys they would just sit in there jerk off and watch and do all that stuff and you know wish they could uh be the guy there which you know it is what it is you know it's not bad place well hold on we're gonna get to that and write it so the second floor so you're done that's it oh wait a minute actually you know what on the first floor they actually added something all right but let's go so unique amenities like a massage table glory hole set and a chill relaxed area equipped with a steam room sauna showers provide a comprehensive experience that goes beyond the expected i did not expect this i saw this at what we would call 15th adult bookstore in chicago little noise is a porn theater they had showers steam room sauna and all that which is great it was kind of cool and they had little rooms to go fucking play around in they had the same thing here now you walk in so it's all the way you go to the bar you go to your right and there's a chill relax room you'll see the sauna the steam room right in front of you if you go to your right so you're looking to your right you'll see two beds to the side and that's where you can fucking fucking play and all that you got two chairs so you can watch and they have a tv just playing that tranquil music you know when you go get a massage how they have the waterfall and stuff like that playing you have the chairs there so people can talk and bullshit then if you but if you go back if you go back to the steam room steam room and you see it and you go to your left, they have another little bed, but then after that, they have a steam room and shower so you can shower in it and all that.
So it provided a little more than what I was expecting, which I thought that was a very good touch because I thought, you know, that would be a good place to, you know, to relax and chill.
And I thought people go there and and relax and chill i didn't see i saw one couple they were laying down on the bed and just playing with their titties and that was it that's all they did there was so no one really used it an old gentleman did use it he was sat in the steam room the sauna and all that and he used it so it is being used so that's good but i do like that if you like that as couple, this is a good place for you to go. I didn't see anything like that at the Red Rooster, but, you know, they could have it in the second floor. Who knows? So that's all on the first floor.
So you got to go to the second floor.
So ascending to the second floor where you met with more specialized areas, including a lounge that boasts ample seating a bed and a stripper pole adding to the club's lively atmosphere however the adjacent room off next to the stripper pole apparently set aside for videotaping might not be everyone's cup of tea and certainly warrants a respectful consideration for privacy and consent all right so let's talk about the play areas now all right so the green door offers a mix of play areas from those with large windows offering views into couples areas to more excluded spots indicating indicated by chains for when privacy is desired notably none the rooms are themed, which could be seen as a missed opportunity for adding an extra layer of fantasy to the experience.
Additionally, the BDSM section equipped with St. Andrew Cross's a stripper pole and the various toys suggest that the club caters to a broad spectrum of taste and interest. All right, so let's talk about that second floor and they're mixed, what they have there. So you're ascending, you're going up to the top of the second floor, straight, you're running to a couple's only area. They'll have the little white chain on there. So that stops single guys from going in, I guess. You know, it's kind of funny, but you got that chain. Bada boom, bada bing, you're there. Couples go in there.
If you go to your right, which is the only way you can go anyways, you will have the lounge where you'll have the stripper pole, the couches with a bed in the middle. It's like in a circle. The couch will be in the middle. I mean, the beds will be in the middle. The couches will be on the outside and like a square. Then you have your bar area where you can buy more drinks, you know, non-alcoholic.
And they actually had some snacks you could get up there i saw some little debbie snacks and all that they were selling so you can get some things up there would i buy it no i wouldn't buy no nothing from that you know but you know people really you know they love free shit and the red rooster had that and people were eating that stuff so i didn't know but anyways so they had that stripper pole now that in that lounge they have chairs and tvs where you can watch porno which is a way which is a way from the uh what do you call it you know the square circle the square uh bedding area whatever they had this room and it looks like you can that's where they do videotography and they do videos there and all that so if you want a video of yourself getting gangbang fucking other people doing stuff like that you can i guess do that there i've seen videos of it that post videos of the girls fucking fucked by a bunch of dudes on there and all that so they do pornos there sometimes i guess anyways so you decide you want to get a drink get a water five bucks stuff like that i think the most expensive thing is five bucks anyway so you go to down the hall and you look to your left or right now if you look to your right you got a woman's room restroom but then you keep going down a little more you look to your right again and they have the bathroom is all open up so if you got to take a piss or shit you're doing it right in front of everybody so everyone can see you i actually saw they have a bidet i actually saw one woman used a bidet when she was there i did not see anyone use it other than men pissing in there i have not seen a woman use it the woman always go in for privacy or whatever.
But I thought it was funny that she was over there squatting down and using a bidet for everyone to see. And you know what? Honestly, no one was really curious about it. They just kept walking by. I don't even know if they even noticed her. But, you know, too bad. I did, and I saw it, and I thought it was great. Good for her. Good for that lady. So you're there. You go walk past the urinals and see the men pissing. You look to your right, I mean left. You're going to see holes in the wall with glass, and you can see into the couple's area and all that.
So once again, there is no privacy in the couple's area, so you can be seen if you don't want other single guys to see you or anything like that or other couples to see you that might not be in that room all right so you continue walking to your left you'll have a area room where you'll have a couple things first off it's it's next to the couple's area and what they did they took the wall down and they put like a cage in there it's like steel cage material and you can see in and all that you can actually have a no what is it you can actually talk to the people it's like a lot of the clubs have glass well you can't really talk to them you can't hear but you can see and hear everything that's going on in the couple's room and they can see and hear everything that's going on in that room too from there you have a glass of fishbowl type room you have a bed two chairs and the walls on both sides are made of completely glass so you can see and everything there's no privacy there you they have a door so you can keep who you don't want in who you don't want out you want to keep people out keep them out you want people in to come in all right and speaking of that i guess the rule there is because no one gave you a tour no one tells you the rules is that if a door is open you can go in if the door is closed you don't but i'll talk about that in a minute so now you have couches in front of there so you can watch and you'd be a voyeur then on the other side you have two beds two large beds where you can have open play there's no nothing stopping anyone from touching you or anything then to the side of that you have more couches and all that all right there's towels and stuff like that you know wipe down on the beds and stuff like that you know like i said they have a lot of stuff going on so they have a lot of tissues towels and stuff like that all wrong with the place so which is good if you go from that room and go directly to the cross the hall you'll have a room with five rooms now one of those rooms has two rooms in them so you got got to go through one, the one room to get to the other room.
And what they will have is a chain, a chain that keeps single guys out or people you don't want in, in, out of that place. So they put up a chain that means do not go, uh, the chains unlocked, you can go in.
So, and they all have the standard beds toiletries boom that's it you have a couple chairs and to the end of that room you have a u-shape couch so you got couches to the side and to the bottom that looks like a u and people sometimes use that to play never seen anybody sunday was not a good day for single oh i guess good day for a lot of action i kept where should i go saturday or friday see how it is all right but anyways so you leave that room you go down the hall make another right go down the hall and that's where you go to the very end and they have the bdsm room they have room they have a st andrew's cross they have a stripper pole in the middle of the room and they have that thing where you put your head and arms in and it locks you in there and you can't move it's like the medieval shit I don't know what that's called but that's in there and a few other toys and you know things that they have going there they do have toys I recommend not don't ever fucking use anyone else's toys use your own toys you don't know how well they clean them you don't know what they got you can get a std transmitted because of shit on those all right so use your own toys bring your own toys now you go from this and use you go from there you go into a room that has to the right has a bed in the middle of the room they have this little bench area i think you can use it to have a girl bend over and it's most uh fours and stuff or a person all fours and it's supposed to make it comfortable they got that bench there then they have a more couches to the side so you can watch and all that so basically that is the rundown of what you have at the uh a green door now what are the cons a potential downside for some visitors might be the bathrooms with the lack of privacy a detail that would be unsettling furthermore while the club offers a range of experience and lack of theme rooms and a somewhat clinical feel of some spaces might detract from the overall ambience i don't know what the ambience would be there.
It's not like a club or anything like that. I'm going to tell you what it feels like. The Green Door feels like a more fascisticated, fascisticated, can you say that word, porn theater. And if any of you have been to a porn theater, you know how bad those are. That's how I feel that the green doors, I don't think it's a swing club. I think it's like one big luxury porn theater. So the bottom line is the green door in Las Vegas offers a diverse range of experience for those interested in exploring the swinger lifestyle and a relatively safe and well-equipped environment.
While certain aspects might benefit from refinement, the club's extensive amenities, flexibility in terms of accessibility, and the variety of environments it offers makes it a noteworthy option for adventurers looking to explore the more libertine side of Vegas nightlife. Just remember, as any venue of this nature, respect and consent are paramount, so ensure you're prepared to engage with others accordingly. All right, my recommendation for single dudes. If you are coming from out of state, this is a no-go. I would not recommend you going because for what I'm going to talk about.
So, couples.
If you are a newbiebie couple i recommend you stay clear from this place get your experience in get how to fight off single dudes and you'll be fine five years when you're into it go to the green door you'll be fine veteran swingers i recommend going uh you have everything there you don't have to deal with single guys you can always just go in the couples area you don't have to fucking deal with them you and you know already know how to tell guys go fuck off and leave us alone and things like that so for veteran swingers I recommend going to it it's a great place to go just go once you don't have to go all the time newbie couples I recommend you stay away get some, learn how to talk to people, you'll be fine.
Single men that are out of state, I do not recommend going and all that. Single men that are in state who live in Las Vegas, I would go make friends there and you'll be fine. Now, why do I not recommend this place for single men? It's as simple. Like I said, this is just a sophisticated porn theater to me. It's not a real swing. To me, it's not a swingers club. And that's because of the people that go there. It's not because of the club itself. The single dudes there are animals.
I cannot believe how horrible these guys are and unfortunately every stereotype that a single male has in this lifestyle is from the green door if you want to see everything about being aggressive pushy non-consent just go to the green door and you'll see it i mean what do i I don't know, fuck, where do I begin? Because these guys just, the regulars there are just horrible. I mean, they will cock block any dude there so their friends or themselves can get the pussy. Not to share it.
Not to be a swinger and all that but just to be a fucking asshole I seen so many couples go I seen so many guys in there first group chubby thick girl she wants to get fucked she's from Canada she wants to get fucked by all these guys and i didn't know it at the time i had to take time to see it but there's a group of five the 10 dudes there that are always there they're those you know if you go to a porn theater you're gonna see these guys there every night of the day just waiting for a couple to come in that's what these dudes were these girls these guys are zombies the zombie apocalypse has happened and it's all at the green door these guys will follow every couple going anywhere so you got four you got five to ten of these dudes that i noticed that they know each other's names though when a couple asks for another guy they'll get their buddy to come fuck they don't let even if there's a line they'll have their buddies cut in front of you they'll block you out like it's like a fucking i was talking to another couple it's like when you watch them it's like watching basketball you got the center posting up trying to you know get the ball hey you got another you got to be like a defender pushing that the the post up it's just a horrible, horrible place for a non...
If you are respectful, non-aggressive, single male, you are not going to do well in this place. Only if you're the only single guy there. That's the only way I can see you can have any success. If you are disrespectful, aggressive, will fucking push anybody out of the way to get yours, you will do fine in this place. You might cause a fight because I see a lot, I can see a lot of fights happening at this place. So this couple's in there. She wants to get fucked by everybody. All right. So she calls in the four of the guys and they're like, what about my buddy? What about my buddy?
So all these dudes are sitting there waiting in line and she said she wants to fuck all of us and all the dudes i'm like damn this girl's here to play and these guys are like no no get that guy get that guy they were their buddies were all getting the pussy first and all that so that's the first time i noticed that okay so they know each other name and i know that you're gonna like i know guys names in here in my area i live in in so i know these guys names but i'm like you're on your own i'm tired of fucking doing that shit for other dudes like they get i get them laid but they don't when it's time for me to repay the uh the you know the piper they don't want to do that for me so i stopped doing that shit for other single guys and all that you find your own way but these guys were cutting in front of other dudes and taking spots away from other dudes that waited in line patiently they didn't fucking go running around looking for the shit while she was fucking and sucking the other dudes and all that so it was just crazy to see that i had a swingers club this is what you see at a porn theater like smoochies like fucking fantasy land in tampa you don't see that shit at a swingers club i just that's why i said it's a facisticated porn theater to me and anyone else i don't i don't maybe i'm the crazy one so i'm sitting there watching these guys cock block other dudes, which is a big no, no.
I'm not your buddy. If you do that to other dudes, that's just horrible. You should be fucking trying to help out. Like I said, network. And that's what, and you, and they kind of did. They were networking with each other, but they weren't allowing anyone else to get in there. So there was one girl, another beautiful blonde came in, fake tits.
She came in wanting to get fucked by a bunch of guys and all that and same group of four to ten to five to ten guys would get in there they so they fucked this one girl they go to this another girl and fucking her and blocking from anybody else from getting in there now to me get the fuck out get your nut and leave these guys are over there talking to the the he wasn't her husband it wasn't a boyfriend it was just a guy that was protecting her from all the assholes and she really didn't you do if you are a single woman you're going to need protection at the green door all right unless you're really ugly they won't bother you but if you're a good-looking woman and you're decent you're going to be bothered and you're going to need some protection so i say single women make sure you come with someone that you trust to beat off those zombies the zombies are real they're at the green door smoochies fantasy land and other porn places anyways so another the other girl comes in a couple and she's fucking the same guys and they're getting there all that stuff and he's like so i'm standing there at the door.
I'm just, the other girl comes in, a couple and she's fucking the same guys and they're getting in there, all that stuff. And he's like, so I'm sitting there at the door. I'm just watching the other couple, the first couple that was getting, she was getting gang bang from Canada. I'm sitting in there and she's like, he's talking to me and he comes in abruptly. He goes, Hey, can I come back in for a round of two? And she's like, Oh yeah. The guy goes, Oh yeah. And all that. So I never bothered. Like I said, I'm not aggressive. I'm trying to observe, you know, and all that.
I'm not trying to have sex with anybody. I'm just observing what's going on and all that. So he just blatantly interrupted me to get to there and he didn't give a fuck. He didn't have, he was just rude as shit and all that.
So I'm so i'm like okay all right so i know what these are guys are they're zombies and green doors if anyone from the green door you're listening to this you're a fucking zombie ac maxwell says you are i don't give a shit you are a whore that's just a horrible way you know to run your business and i can't believe their couples actually still go all right but anyways that's first second couple was in there they were fucking around and the fucking place jesus christ people put on your ac it was so hot even i was i was doing nothing i was sweating and all that so please put your fucking ac on guys it you just raised the price of admission for single guys i would make single guys 200 now i'm wondering do these single dudes that go there do they pay full price or do they get in by some bullshit deal they have with the guy taking it because it looks like that type of place where they'll let their buddies in who maybe you know float them a little cash for cheaper i don't know i can't say confirm it but it kind of looks like that place it's like fantasy land fantasy land one of the guys with all the dudes in there for free instead of having to pay so i think that's going on at the green door but i don't know so with that so you know you're sitting there watching guys will walk around with their cocks out.
I mean, literally walk around. A minute, if you're a couple, so the minute you sit down, a couple guys will sit there, sit next to you, and just whip it out and start jerking off. So, like I said, if you're a newbie couple, do not come to the green door. Get your experience and get all that butterflies out before you come here.
If you're a veteran couple and you can't stand any of that shit do not come to the green door but if you're new if you're a veteran couple and you don't give a shit you don't care what people do around you come to it you'll meet you'll meet some good people so there are some good looking couples there uh at that night on that sunday night so you'll have fun single dudes If you're out of state i just stay away from it go to red rooster go to another place that allows single dudes in there but the green door is not it unless you're a real asshole disrespectful you'll have to touch without consent things like that then go and have a good time so you sit down and you just start jerking off guys will start whipping their dicks out and start jerking them off, which is okay, fine, whatever.
But don't get pissed off when they get up and leave and they don't want to have anything to do with you and then talk about badly old or cock teases or shit like that. So there's a young, beautiful couple there.
She sat down in the lounge and the guys all followed her, all sitting around the lounge, and they're all fucking jerking their cocks off towards and and she's not even paying attention to any of them which is your first sign that they're not interested in anything that's there so you know put your dick back in and start going somewhere else they a couple gets up they get up they go in the back and the herd of guys just follows them everywhere like you're gonna get followed by every single single guy there that's there and it's just fucking disgusting and it's horrible and i just can't believe what i see and then and security allows this shit to happen that's the problem security has to step in and say hey dudes do not crowd anyone so okay here's one crowding the i had here so there's a young couple from peru they're sitting there not doing nothing and you know the guys sit there and they stare and they'll stare and they literally stare at you it's not like they're like watching something else and they're looking no look back look over look back look over they're staring at they'll sit down and literally stare at you so these guys so this couple's there and And they're looking, no, look back, look over, look back, look over.
They're staring at, they'll sit down and literally stare at you. So these guys, so this couple's there and they're start touching each other. He starts touching a girl. The minute he starts touching that girl, those cocks come out of those pants and they just start stroking and stroking and stroking in front of them.
Now you don't know what to me, me i don't it's hard to say what they're there for they're young to me when i see young couples i see inexperienced not knowing what they want they're hard to read do they want guys do they want couples or are they just there for a good time he's touching her playing with her pussy no that's okay okay she's he's playing with her pussy. He don't mind, didn't say anything. There are all these guys. And there's like 10 guys surrounding this couple. And it's a small area. It's about as big as my desk.
And guys are shoulder to shoulder against each other, jacking each other off. Guys are sitting on the couch jacking off. And you can really fucking, if you will walk out between this group your fucking dick is hard you're smacking into dudes all the time because there's no room guys are posting up trying to get closer and closer they're inching closer and closer to her and all that they don't give them room they didn't scare them up now luckily this, they knew what they were coming for. They didn't give a shit.
They played even though they probably would have scared off any other couple, a lot of other couples. They're jerking off and all that. So she starts sucking on his dick and guys get closer. One guy's ass to touch. He's touching her. Another guy touches her and all that. And one dickhead in a suit and a nice...
Well's not in a suit he's in a nice shirt he's got a button-up shirt slacks on looks good which he should be wearing one guy tries to touch her he smacks his hand go hey ask for a fucking consent which is he's correct to do but it's not his place to fucking say anything also that's the husband's part husband's got to be more aware of what's going on and not fucking going off in the fantasy land right now he has to be able to say it he was able to say it so he you don't need to be the husband this dude wants to be like the savior like the other guy who got pissed off because another couple called him out on his bullshit earlier i'll get to that story but so this dude just flaps his hands out and the guy doesn't touch or anything and he's arguing with the guy oh i asked earlier if i could touch her and all that so whatever it is he's touching you know i don't give a fuck it's just horror and you know i'm i'm in there fucking in the middle of this fucking shoulder to shoulder with all these dudes jacking off and i'm like jesus christ i can't even do nothing i can't even reach into my pants and start jacking off if i wanted to and i wanted to trust me it was a good show so she lays down on the little food i don't know what the hell the ottoman that they have and she's laying down in there one guy asked to eat her pussy he's eating her pussy and every every motherfucker i got hands over top of my shoulders underneath my fucking underneath my balls trying to touch this hands trying to touch this girl and i'm like what the fuck is going on what happened to fucking respect and decorum in this fucking world like these people these guys are going nuts for this one they're young i get it they're probably she's the youngest girl probably here and the best looking girl okay great act like you fucking have been with some pussy dudes the green door men and they're the regulars the regulars are the worst they're your green door regular you are a fucking piece of shit i'm calling you guys fuck this it's horrible how bad you guys acted with these couples and the fact that no one calls you out on it except for that one couple we had this one guy who's had to hear slick back he had a t-shirt on and ripped jeans looking like a fucking slob going to uh i don't know work and he wanted to help out so much because he's just a nice single guy not that he has interior moments of trying to fuck the girl which you know what just act like you want to fucking just go hey dude i just want to fuck your girl that's all you got to do that's all i do and i get laid but he's over there trying to he's the the husband doing the right thing turns around grabs the chain and the single dude grabs the chain at the same time and the husband got a fucking little attitude but what what are you doing dude or what are you doing you know like a real with the attitude and he goes oh i'm just trying to help i'm just trying to be nice i'm like and the guy turns around to me and says oh i guess you just can't be nice and even go no no not really when you're trying to be an asshole and that was what he is he was being an asshole to the couple let the couple do fuck it it's not your job to fucking be the police if you want to be the police go over there to that couple and make sure not every guy is fucking trying to grope on this girl no you're busy trying to get laid your buddy's laid because you're a regular and you have no fucking social skills to get laid outside of there oh my god i'm sorry i'm getting angry and all that but the green door the gentleman there just ruined the club it's a great it has if it has it has the greatest potential i think i think it could throw the red rooster out of the door i could break it blow a lot of places out the door but a lot of things need to change do some updating which is cosmetic which is easy to do Thank you.
door. I could break it, blow a lot of places out the door, but a lot of things need to change. Do some updating, which is cosmetic, which is easy to do, but you have to limit the single men to 10. I hate it. I'm pro single male. I think single males are needed in the lifestyle, just like single women are needed in the lifestyle.
But when you have a group of men who do not have any moral standards who are only only for themselves and their buddies and don't have no respect for couples you have a problem there and you got to start limiting those problems because they allow all single men in so you can have 40 60 single men in the club that's just two one too many 10 is the max number a club should have or you know what i'm doing if you don't want to do that fucking make it two three hundred dollars a night for a single guy straight across the board no more of this in-state out-of-state stuff one cost 200 300 bucks fire a lot of that staff because a lot of the staff allow stuff to happen hell one of them was sleeping half the time because he couldn't do anything you know so it is one of those things i'm gonna like i said i'm gonna give you an honest critique of your club and i think you have a great the green door has great potential but the single men will bring it down couples will hear reviews from other couples or from me or whatever and they will decide not to go because of that and that is what hurts you you do not want that you want to couples to come more couples come more action more action more money more money brings more money all right you have it's just that's unreal what else do i want to talk about other the zombies dressing these zombies were zombie it's like fucking am i watching the the walking dead because that's what they would wear none of them were wearing anything i think i saw a counter three gentlemen that actually had clothing that would be representative of you know swinging as a single guy they had slacks on button-up t-shirt i had my three-piece suit on i was all good to go i was pretty much i was overdressed there so the single gentleman they can't even dress nice because god forbid you put on some cologne you smell good and you look good you just come in t-shirt and jeans ripped and not whatever i don't know it's just too difficult to express sometimes my frustration with single men when i try to battle fight for you guys and this is how you act i had guys you know push me out of the way i'd be in line i get pushed out of the way stuff like that and it's like like i said it's just like one big porn theater there that's how it reminds me it reminds me of the smoochies and fancy land where it's all men for themselves everyone for themselves no one else can get in and all that so i don't know it's just one of those things so that is my review of the green door i cannot fully endorse it i endorse it for veteran couples that are used to single guys in a lifestyle because you know how to deal with them i cannot have if you are newbie i cannot cannot at all say go i would say stay clear until you get your experience and how to deal with single guys second thirdly single men who are respectful and who are proper i would stay away unless you unless you are a regular that can go there so many times.
Because then you can get in with those fucking zombies and they can hook you up. So that, if you are out of state, don't bother going, go somewhere else, go on Tinder, go on fucking everything and anything. So you don't have to deal with that.
uh also you can and for single women bring someone with you unless you're really ugly you're gonna have problems there probably uh so on so you know that is something you know to think about you know i can't give a full endorsement unlike other clubs in vegas that i can't give a full endorsement of and other people and all that so all in all i think i made a mistake i went to a pool party for an hour i paid to get my thing and i said okay i'll come back go to the pool party for an hour come back and have fun there was no really fun for me it was fun to watch everything happening to watch how zombie like these guys are and how weird it is just that this it's tolerated like no one says anything like no or no one did say anything and all that when i'm when i'm there at a club i'm able to say back off or we're gonna take off and you're all gonna be jerking off for yourself no they they just fucking i don't shit i don't know it was it's like the zombie apocalypse going on at that place those single dudes i'm glad i'm not part of that scene there i'm glad i'm stay away i'm gonna stay away from them because uh no unless they changed it like i said 10 guys is the max you should allow in your club one guy leaves another guy can come in one guy leaves another guy can come in stuff like that make reservations make them buy online reservations there's ways to stop this and i think uh another one lv flirt i don't know some of the club does that where you have to buy it all online you can't buy it there which is good and they limit the people that the number of guys which is good anyways so that was my weekend i went to red roosters then i uh red roosters and swingers club i went to adult world theater and you know you kind of have a more appreciation of what understanding of what couples mean by creepy because as a decent looking human being as i am and walking into that porn theater and being the and it being all gay guys it was like they were looking at me like i was meat and all that and so i kind of you know understand where couples are coming from how and all that but you know it didn't bother me at all they were jerking off they would literally come sit up right next to you and they would start try to touch you and all that you have to smack their arm away and go get away from me and all that so that was a whole new unique experience there and it's and like i said it was worth it though because you know i got to see and i could tell you if you should go there or not i just can't believe any couples go there the way it's just you know it's dirty it's and it just doesn't look like it would be a place to take your girl to get game banged by a bunch of dudes but i guess so a lot of trans if you want a transsexual there's a lot of transsexuals there there were saturday night i went i stopped in to see for 15 minutes and that was it bada boom bada bing i was gone uh and all that so i went I don't know what i said i think she's called the swingers life i can't get her up let me pull her up and see if i can pull her up on my phone so i follow her and she posted on her page that she was having a pool party it was like great that's awesome that's what we need a pool party yes the swingers wife that's at swingers underscore wife and she was having a pool party and i was gonna go and have it i paid my 50 bucks to go talk talk to him for a minute and all that i'll talk to you about that on another podcast episode because i really want to give her a good review because i like her style her husband and all that so i did that then i went back to the green door and had that shitty night with dealing with zombies and the zombie apocalypse and all that so it is what it is you know you live as a swinger you're gonna live and you're gonna learn and that's what you got to do if you're not willing to live and learn as a swinger you're not going to be successful in this lifestyle that's just the way it is guys and ladies and all that frank schnazer has something to say well maybe not gentlemen frankie what do you got to say your cock and balls gentlemen okay thank you frank all right anyways so like i said you have to just take the good with the bad.
Sometimes there's going to be more bad on some nights, and hopefully there's a lot more good. But anyways, I think that's it for me. The AC is going to talk about, maybe join me for the next episodes where I talk more about my Vegas trip, going to the Red Rooster, adult world, and meeting the Swinger's wife and loyal fans and all that so with that i hope you have a wonderful day gentlemen shave your cock and balls ladies keep it nice and trimmed for so as pussy eaters don't have to use don't need dental floss either and you know keep swinging and have a great night.
City lights got me high with you. I don't feel lonely. Got my eyes mesmerized. Oh, pour a drink, feel the rush. Every time you hold me, pull me close, I'll do your touch. Oh, I, I just can't help it When I, I give in to it Time, it just stops moving, stops moving, oh, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight, yeah, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight
