Join host AC Maxwell on today’s episode of The Swinging Single Podcast, where we dive into an intriguing aspect of the lifestyle many don't often discuss openly - the price of admission to swinger clubs across the country. Whether you're a seasoned swinger or just curious about the scene, understanding what it might cost to explore these exclusive venues is essential. We've done the legwork, comparing entry fees, membership requirements, and what amenities these costs cover from coast to coast.AC brings on club owners, event organizers, and regular attendees to share their insights. Discover not only how prices vary, but also what factors contribute to these costs and how to get the best bang for your buck. From upscale, high-end clubs in New York and Los Angeles to more laid-back, intimate settings in the Midwest, we’ve got the scoop on where to go, what to expect, and how to budget for your adventures.Tune in, turn up, and get ready to unlock the doors to an exhilarating world—while keeping your finances in check!
Transcript
hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of the swinging single podcast the show where we talk not just about relationships and fun but we also uh but also the nitty-gritty details of the lifestyle as always i'm your host ac maxwell i'm thrilled to have you along for today's ride so today my friends we dive deep into the hot topic uh that's on every adventurous mind the price of a mission to a swimming club and a swinger's resort around the country whether you're a seasoned swinger or just curious about the exhilarating world knowing what it will cost you to get through those doors can really impact how you plan your fun we'll explore everything from the luxurious to the budget friendly look at what the amenemies these prices include and why such a variety in cost plus stay tuned because later in the show i'll share some exclusive tips on how to make the most out of your visit to these exciting venues no matter your budget but that's not all do you also wonder what makes some places pricier than others?
If it's worth the splurge? Well, we'll take a peek behind the curtain to find out. Brace yourself as we discuss everything from weekend getaways to lush resorts to nightly adventures at local clubs.
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All right right so we're going to talk about how much does it cost because i always hear people complaining about the price and all that of a mission to some of these clubs and you know what it's legit you always got to remember you people you know they're on a budget the fucking with the economy that the way it is today and how bad it is you know it's kind of tough also if you want to watch me live go to joystick t joystick.tv you can watch me butt-ass naked shaking my cock right now doing a little windmill with it oh yeah so you go to joystick.tv go to swinging single podcast and i'm on there you'll see me and i'll say hello don't forget tip your brother all right so we're going to talk about the prices and i'm going to go and order how i went to clubs because remember when i first started was 1998 so the you know inflation has caught up and i was surprised as i was doing my research over the past couple two days that some of the clubs here in houston are so damn expensive compared to clubs up north where I was from.
So, you know, the first club I went to ever in my life was called the Dayton Swimming Social Club. That was in Dayton, Ohio. And it was my very first experience with gang bangs and stuff like that during this time. So it was kind of cool.
You know, I was a newbie, 21 years of age, rock hard rock hard cock ready to fuck fucked a lot of women there and all that had a great time but it cost me you want to figure out for me it cost me a whopping 40 to get in yeah 40 bucks at this time now it's 40 bucks couples was 25 and i do believe single females i don't remember because i was not really paying attention single women in the lifestyle during this time were fucking there were far and few in between there wasn't a lot of them to be out there uh you went once in a great while you'll see a single female in the back in the late 90s but even up to the early 2000s you know you didn't really didn't see them now you see them all over so that's pretty good single women are getting into it single women are coming more to sexuality We'll be right back.
back in the late 90s but even up to the early 2000s you know you didn't really didn't see them now you see them all over so that's pretty good single women are getting into it single women are coming more to sexuality but i only paid 40 now that 40 to me was worth it like i said everyone was getting laid at this time there was no well you got to be a 10 inch dicker you got to have an 8 inch cock you got to have be six feet tall none of that shit it was all wow all right does your dick work hell yeah all right we're in it we're in like flint baby but you know things change and i was i don't know probably for the worst anyways so anyways so that was date in swim and social club the club was it's hard to really describe the club because it was out in front it was a business but in the back it was in a house so you had a business then you transitioned to a house and it was pretty fucking huge they had this huge pool it looked like in the basement of the house i don't know what the fuck i would call i care and it's so long ago i wish i could have vivid memories of it but i don't excuse me so the pool was huge they had beds around the pool they had a like a a second floor viewing terrence that you go terrence that you can watch people fucking or doing whatever they're doing in that pool so it only cost me 40 to get in that time that was a lot of not so much a lot of money but it was still a lot of money to a 21 year old college student so 40 bucks to get in 25 for a couple and i'm sure it changed over the years i think last time i heard i think uh it burnt down i don't i cannot be too sure i'd go in on google maps and try to see it and it looked like it burned down or it's a new it's a car shop now second club i ever been to was in illinois it was actually couples choice all right only problem with this single dudes we are not single buddies we are not allowed into this club you gotta pay but for your couples you have to pay 120 yearly membership not bad for a year that's what 12 bucks a month is it no that's that's less than 12 bucks a month 10 bucks a month actually my math is bad so 10 bucks a month for your membership no problem and i got all this information off the the websites themselves because i try to think back of all the clubs i went to and so on and so on so this is my very first club i ever went with a woman i met a woman online from wisconsin much older woman out 21 she was in her 30s and all that me and her went unfortunately we i didn't we didn't have the greatest time because she started a period the day of and but she still went with me We she we still had a great time because like i said single men are not allowed at this club so any day so you're kind of screwed but for the price i do remember i think it was 40 bucks to get in and i think it's all the way now it's close to a hundred dollars to get in now as in today in 2024 so there has been a big dramatic increase now 50 bucks if it's 50 i think it is then it's still good uh good price to go and all that so i think it's uh so far so good it's not really too inexpensive you can if you are thinking about going to a swingers club just think that you're gonna pay and a couple you're gonna to pay less than a hundred dollars you probably pay less than a hundred dollars if you're a single dude you're going to pay more than a hundred dollars so just get that in your head right now trying to help you out but we'll go over it next one i went to was the meeting place in paul paul michigan this was all on the ways going down 94 96 past you know battle creek kalamazoo and all that pawpaw middle of nowhere a little it's a house it's a great place a lot of places are not so great when they have a house but this was a really good one it had a upstairs to it where all the play action was you had to be nude which is good i always say there's certain places in the swinger club where you have to be nude because then you know you get people who are dtf you ain't getting none of these uh i just want to watch so fortunately at houston they can't afford it because none of the clubs are built like that so but the meeting place uh let's see for a single female it only costs you 60 to get in i think this club is still open because i went to the website it's there so i don't know maybe it's still open for a couple and a single male you're looking at 80 so that's the same price so that is kind of strange because usually males always have to pay more but it's the same price well so that's nice they're not discriminating and there is an annual payment of 60 to be a member of this club now you might ask See you next time.
males always have to pay more but it's the same price so that's nice they're not discriminating and there is an annual payment of 60 to be a member of this club now you might ask you why are all these clubs saying members well i unfortunately have the history of being able to be around when the world the news outlets and the government try to break up all these swinger clubs and the problem with this was when you paid your money it wasn't anything you paid your money the government would go in there the cops would come in there and say well that's prostitution so now you're paying 40 bucks i go to paul paul the meeting place i paid 40 cops braided and say hey well you're really paying for prostitution okay now but there's a way around it you charge a membership where now the membership becomes a private club and you could do what you want to do and all that stuff so you know those reasons why you always see the memberships some places charge like a five dollar membership or you know you automatically get a membership when you come in and all that so you just don't know Thank you.
like a five dollar membership or you know you automatically get a membership when you come in and all that so you just don't know all the vibration of the phone of the microphone but that's what basically it was there was a lot of times like in the mid late in 90s where you would see the local news do the local expose on the local swingers club and shit like that and you No cops got busted i was raided and won because of the fucking dick was selling viagra which is controlled substance and that's a no-no and the cops came in and busted up the place which really sucked for us so who knows but anyways next after meeting place i'm trying to think i went to a bunch of house parties because Michigan really sucks with having regular in-home and on-premises clubs usually most of them are at you have a house party and stuff like that and house parties just give them 20 bucks and you're good to go so next one I went to there, there were two I went to when I moved to Buffalo, New York, and these were two great clubs.
And I, one's closed. I miss it. The other one is open. The first one, let's talk about the one that's closed. It was called the country home. It was somewhere in the middle of nowhere. It was just some lady's home in the middle of the country, which got the country home. And it only cost what cost me $60 to get in. Couples was $40. Uh, I can go any day, Friday, Saturday night, didn't matter and all that, but I would go in there and all that. So it was kind of great that I was able to do that and stuff. So I would do that $40. That was it. Not a big place. It's just a house.
Dance floor was in the garage. Fuck rooms are in the fuck room or the bedrooms and all that. And so on and so on. Before the expose from the local Cleveland area did their story on them, people would be fucking everywhere. I mean, it was packed. I could not believe we fit all these people in this little house.
But we did and you'd be stepping over people fucking and all that in the living room and all that and no one had a problem with that next one would be in pennsylvania and this was probably the best one i've been to so far up to this time now i've been to better other clubs that have been better but this one has really taped the cake it's called dj's island in beaver falls pennsylvania and staff is great the setup is great all that great but for the prices you have an annual membership of 50 and i remember when i paid my money i got a little key card so i can come in and go as i wanted every time awesome also i am welcomed friday saturday nights there's no no no single guys on saturdays only fridays you can go friday and saturday night so single guys check out dj's island single females to get in on a friday you're 15 on a saturday to get in ladies you are going to cost 25 couples on a friday night it's going to be 60 and saturday night couples it's going to be 70 still cheap that is still a good price and single men don't matter what day you go it's going to be 80 each way so 80 is a pretty good uh price i i fuck if i at the clubs around here were 80 in houston i'll be happy too because they would be just a lot cheaper and all that.
So that's DJ's Island. Check it out. Go to Google, Google DJ's Island, check them out, go there. You won't regret it. I remember they had food there. You have steak and lobster. Uh, the main course at the midnight, they would put out cake and pizza. You had a fountain soda machine, you self-serve it.
So you can go can go back if you want soda they had bartenders you give them your liquor they put your membership number on there bada boom bada bing they pour it for you they serve it for you and you're good to go they had waiters there they had waitresses there all that stuff they really took care of it in the back a lot of fuck rooms you didn't really have to wait around for someone to get done and all that because there's always a room available hot tub and all that stuff so dj's island was a great club i go and i would love to go back i got to get go back to a world tour of all the old stomping grounds for ac then another one i went to with my mrs h was club escape this was in cleveland ohio and your annual membership is going to cost you 60 there's now see here in houston you know how much annual membership is going to cost you $60.
Now, see, here in Houston, you know how much an annual membership is going to cost you over $1,000. Here, it's only $60. So it's really down, really good for, you know, all that. So, you know, it's really nice that they have that. All right. I had to take a little break. I was trying to figure out my streaming. It's not working.
I don't know what the hell's going on but oh well let me see if i can figure this out all right so let's keep going like i said djs go to it if you have club escape annual payment at 60 if you're a couple on a wednesday night you're gonna call do 40 bucks on a wednesday night uh if you're there before 45 if you're bored before 10 and 65 after 10 o'clock single males you're looking at 50 then 55 and 80 on saturday single females 10 wednesday 10 friday and 30 on what's his name saturday so those are all the you know I'll see you next time.
10 wednesday 10 friday and 30 on what's his name saturday so those are all the you know the clubs so all these clubs i have been to and i do recommend checking out all these clubs because they're all pretty good so that's club escape now let's look at uh let's see who else let's go to all right let's go to tpc of texas now there are three tpcs there's t the pendulum club the pendulum club hemstead the original location you got the pendulum club south which is the newer location and you got the pendulum club north which is the other location for a couple on a wednesday thursday night at any at these places it's going to cost you 50 dollars on a friday it's going to cost you couple 70 and on a saturday is going to cost you couples 90 which will with tax all over 90 will all be over 100 for a single female wednesday and thursday you're going to pay 25 a friday female will pay 25 and a saturday female will pay 25 and the single female, Wednesday and Thursday, you're going to pay $25.
A Friday female will pay $25, and a Saturday female will pay $25. And the single males on Wednesday, Thursday, we're paying $70. And gentlemen, on Friday, you're paying $110, and Saturday is a no-go because you are not allowed. So those are the club, TPC, the Pendulum Club, those three clubs. Now, I recommend going to them. They are very good. Single guys, I recommend going to the Hempstead. It seems like that's where most of the single ladies and the couples that want action go to.
Now, when you go to North, it's a little older older crowd i don't know how much action for single guys when i gone there hasn't been much action for single guys in the south i only been there twice and it's been with women so i haven't on a saturday so i haven't been able to see but you know i would try it out listen you're gonna spend money if you want to be in this lifestyle no no ifs ands but let's talk about collets of houston collets of houston is open wednesday thursday friday night so a couple on a wednesday you're paying 30 thursday you're paying I'll see you next time.
out no no ifs ands and but let's talk about collets of houston collets of houston is open wednesday thursday friday night so a couple on a wednesday you're paying 30 thursday you're paying i mean you're paying 30 on thursday friday you're paying 70 and saturday you're paying 70 now there is a 30 membership to it so you're going to be paying 30 add 30 to all these single female on, 10. Single female on a Tuesday, I mean Thursday, 10. Single female on a Friday, 20. And Saturday, you're paying 20. Guys, guess what? We're paying 100, 100, and 120, and no goes on a Saturday.
So we're paying a lot of money. So on a single guy for tonight, I will be paying 150 if I end up going to Colette's after this broadcast. then we have tng tng is also in houston so this is the fifth and final club we have in houston a couple on a friday night 65 saturday is a 95 for a couple now i do believe on the first friday of the month they do a really reduced rate where couples only pay 40 which is pretty damn good i tell you single tell you single females, you're paying $20 and $30 and single males on a Friday, 80. And what's so great about this, why I recommend TNG over them all.
Guess what? Friday, Saturday night, single guys, we can go there. It's $110. So it's good for us. Good for us that we can go and have some fun.
then we got how i would model my pricing um if i own the club this is how i would model my pricing because i really think this price does a lot better job than most of the other clubs that i have around town around the country and all that so you have memberships memberships for couples is 30 a month single 25 single male 60 all right so you have all those you can have this awful like the vip platinum bullshit i don't recommend getting that shit there's really no need to do that but they have a two-tier system in which i really if i when i go, it really gets people in there.
So let's see for Thursday night at Eyes Wide Shut in Tampa, Florida, you're going to have to have your valid membership price and all that. So with the valid membership, it's only going to cost you a couple of 25 single female. You have all access. That means the bar and the sex part. Now the bar and the sex part are different because guess what? Eyes Wide Shut sells alcohol. So we Thank you.
you have all access that means the bar and the sex part now the bar and the sex part are different because guess what eyes wide shut sells alcohol so we can't have sex and alcohol in the same building so you have to mosey on over to the building next door to go to the sex area so to get full access you're paying 40 for a single female this is on a thursday and for or 15 with the men, full access. If you have a membership is 70. If you do not, it's $130 without a valid membership. All right. So let's go to Friday nights because it's open Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
So Friday night pricing. If you get there before 10 o o'clock this is why i like this because this will drive people there because this is get this if you have a valid membership and you get there before 10 you guys can you guys take a guess how much it's gonna be 25 that's fucking cheap so if you have a membership and you get there before 10, you're only paying 25 bucks. How fucking awesome is that? If you don't have a valid membership, it's going to cost you 55. If you get there after 10 couples, it goes up to 65 with the membership and 95 without a membership.
Single females, if you get, it doesn't matter what time you get there. It's 15 with a membership, 40 without a membership.
And single guys, it doesn't matter what time you get there it's 15 with a membership 40 without a membership and single guys doesn't matter what time you get there 100 with the membership 160 without a membership and a friday friday night saturday night the big party night couples get there before 10 with your membership it's only costing you 50 dollars for still cheap as fuck 80 dollars with the valid with the without a valid membership after 10 o'clock you want to get there after 10 90 with the valid membership 120 without a membership single female same thing don't matter what time you get there 15 with a membership 40 without a membership single male to 125 with a valid membership to get into eyes wide shut sunday i never been on a sun actually i did go on a sunday there was fucking no one there look i brought abroad with me so i was able to get some action so couples sunday 25 with the membership 55 without same thing single ladies you're 25 40 i mean 15 with the membership 40 without guys you're paying 70 with the membership and 130 without it so like i said i think that's probably the best way to go about doing this type of thing when i if i ever owned a club because i think that really promotes people coming and wanting to go and check it out because hey let's go to the what's his name's honey because it's only gonna cost us you know about uh 50 bucks or 25 hours if we get there before 10 on a friday night which is good so let's move on to we're in florida we're gonna stay in florida for a while we go caliente great place if you don't go to caliente and you're a swinger you are missing out caliente is a resort club and resort it has parties there people fuck at night all over the pool hot tub conversation pool it doesn't matter but it is very expensive now this is where you're we're going to get into the expensive part of the swinger lifestyle so if you and i'm only going to do daily rates right now so the daily rate so if you just like you're hanging out in tampa you got a day away from the kids or whatnot and you're a couple for all day pass that's a 24 hour pass it's 125 all right that's 24 7 you and i you can come and go as you please i worked there before so i know if you go there sunday before and you get there before 11 a.m it's only going to cost you 40 for all day sunday after 11 it's going to cost you 60 now sunday through thursday which sunday these are the slower times anytime after 6 p.m is 30 now remember if you're looking to get fucking laid and have an orgy in the hot tub, this is the time to go.
Nothing happens till the sun goes down there. It's not like secrets where it goes wherever. Friday and Saturday after 6 p.m., it's only $60 to get in. Single female, an all-day pass will cost you $30 and all that. There's nothing over $30.
So anytime you go ladies it's gonna be 30 single mills this is where it gets gonna be complicated anytime you step foot it doesn't matter what time it's gonna cost you 175 so if you really want to get your money's worth i would go there all day remember they have drinks they have a two restaurants you get everything you need all you need is your suntan spf 100 you just need your towels and condoms and lube and you're all set to go so single guys is going to cost you 175 dollars which is very cheap now actually caliente used to be like really expensive but now as i see the rates have changed, they are very, very cheaper now.
So, there are some memberships that you can get and all that. There's a vacation club membership, which costs $9.90 plus tax. So, a little over $1,000. You have an annual preferred couple where you can come and go. I had this membership, not the preferred couple, but preferred single male, where you don't pay any.
You pay up front and you just come and go you i had this membership not the preferred couple but preferred single male where you don't pay anything you pay up front and you just come and go as you please they give you a little card and you go through the gate a preferred couple would pay 3200 plus tax preferred single male would be 3600 plus tax which is kind of weird because now it's only 400 difference when i bought mine it was like 1200 difference between the couple and the single male but okay couples or single female snowbirds so if you only come down during the winter months you want to use the club you can it's going to be 2150 plus tax if you're a single male snowbird you want to come down it's 2400 plus tax and if you are a preferred single female you live in the Tampa area or whatnot, and you always go there, it's only $1,600 plus tax.
So those rates are not too bad. And in fact, those are pretty nice because you know what? You don't have to get a daily membership. Now, if there's like a special event like Halloween, New Year's Eve, yes, you're going to have to pay extra for that.
that but you know what it's worth it and all that so now secrets secrets change their shit so many times every five fucking minutes it seems like they're changing rules and all that shit now i'm starting to think as a single guy it's not really worth going there because the time restrictions they put on us but anyways so let's go's go over the secrets. Daytime passes. So let's do this. Daytime passes, which are from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Friday and Saturday, a couple will be paying $35. $10 for a single female and $99 for a single male, which I have never paid $99 or it's always been more.
So I don't know where to get this information. Monday through Thursday, you're paying $10 for a couple Monday through Thursday, $5 for single feet ladies and $99 for single men. And Sunday only is $35 for couples, $15 for single ladies and $99 for single men.
Sunday only is $35 for couples $15 for single ladies and $99 for single men single men you're going to be paying close to $300 when you go there I just have a feeling I don't think these rates are right anymore I think they do some shit because they'll have a party though this is the get in but now you got to pay for the party and like it's the club and like I said I don't I just want to go to the hot tub and fuck there and do all that stuff. So let's see what else. So entry fees. Now, if you get a room there, you have to buy, pay the room, but you also have to pay the fees.
So Monday through Monday, 6 PM to 2 AM, the fee will be $10 for a couple, $5 for a single ladies and $99 for single men. Tuesday from 6 PM to 2 AM, it's just $10 per person. I think that's their bi night. So if you're bisexual male, female, that's a good night to go. Wednesday, 6 p.m. to 2 a.m. $10 for couples. Single ladies are free and $99 for single males. So Thursday, 6 p.m. from 2 a.m., $25 for couples, $15 for single ladies, and $99 for single males. Now, this is where it's going to get expensive, dudes. Friday, 6 p.m. for 2 a.m. So you just want to come from 6 p.m. to 2 a.m.
for the night party, $40 for a couple, $15 for the single ladies, and $199 for single males. So just make it $200, but it's going to be a lot. Saturday, 6 p.m. to 2 a.m., $50 for couples, $15 for single ladies, and you guessed it, $199 for single males. And if you want to come Sunday night, $25 for couples, $15 for single ladies, and $150 for single males. So you get a little reprieve there. But like I said, you're going to pay a lot of money.
Now, it is a lot of money, and I haven't been there since they post the new rules i guess single guys gotta leave at 1 a.m now which is bullshit if i pay i should be able to stay all night i should they should just no i don't know like i said they're getting too i think secrets is getting too big for the britches where they're having too many content creators that are in the lifestyle take over the lifestyle and i just think it's fucked up because you know you want to go there for relaxation but yet if you're not careful people take pictures and they do have pictures of you in the background because i've seen some of my friends swinger friends that have been in the background where i know they're teachers they're doctors they're lawyers they're cops and they don't want none of that shit and i see it and i go oh shit and i let those people know hey you're i can see you in the background you had a good time at secrets and they're like how do you know i go because i saw the picture of you and they're like oh they start freaking out so you know secrets is going too much towards the uh content creators in the lifestyle to whereas they got to get back to the roots of the swingers and all that start banning phones you cannot do content creation there because you're still gonna fucking sell that place out even with or without the fucking only fans people and the porn stars that go there you're gonna sell that bitch out so i don't know now the membership fees yes you do have to have a membership not all along like as i said gentlemen you were going to pay 100 bucks or more don't matter what couples is 35 for a month 169 for six months or 249 for one year single ladies your membership fee will cost you 25 for a month 45 for six months and 65 for one year single gentlemen you are 169 for one month so if you go on a monday night you're going to pay $199.
I mean, you're going to pay the $99 plus the $169. So that's, oh, that's $250 right there, over $250. And if you want to do it for one year, it's $399. So it's a lot of money. Six months is $289 too. And like I said, everything costs money there, cabanas, everything, but they do have alcohol there. They have food there. So the only thing you need to do is bring your FPF, lotion, your towels, condoms, lube, shit like that. It is a great place. It's getting to be a little shittier now. Like I said, the reservations. For me to get there, I had to bring someone with me.
Single Occupacy is no longer a welcome at Secrets i wouldn't care but you know they don't want my money they don't want my money you know i'm sorry i'm not gonna beg some women like a lot of dudes do to go all right so let's go down south to miami oh specifically hollywood and hollywood has the rooftop resort and this place used to be good until they built a fucking 80 story or 60 story margaritaville next to it now we can't do a lot of shit anymore but it's still a good place to go hang out and party at on a friday saturday night so day passes so monday through thursday if you want to just go check it out you're in the area couples you Couples, you'll pay $40.
Single ladies for Monday through Thursday, you're going to pay $20. And single men, you're going to pay $70 Monday through Thursday. Day pass hours are from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. And they are big on getting people out by 5 a.m. I mean, 5 p.m. Guests on Friday and Sunday, couples, if you want to go for a day pass, it's going to cost you $80.
Single ladies is going to cost you want it for a day pass it's going to cost you 80 single ladies it's going to cost you 30 for that day pass on the weekends and single men it's going to cost you a hundred dollars for the weekend so a hundred dollars like i said it's not that bad now do they have memberships no i do not have a membership but day rooms rates and hours are usually 150 so a day room would be a room you could rent so if you want to host a game bag or some shit like that you want to host a you're a couple you want to bring couples back you don't really need to because they have playrooms there that are always open but if you do it's 150 and those are good for 10 a.m to 5 wonderful 5 p.m and all that so that is the rooftop like i said rooftop are pretty cool let's talk about night passes now this is where i say this is where the rooftop fucks up only time you can stay past 5 p.m is if you are staying in the hotel i don't understand why they don't sell passes like just sell 10 20 passes you know i don't know but anyways so every saturday evening they open it up to the public so if you're not staying there on a saturday you can go there so if you are a couple there you're on a saturday you want to play and you want to go there couples is going to cost you 80 dollars single ladies on a saturday night will cost you 30 and single gentlemen it's going to cost you another 100 so if you want to stay there all day and all night gentlemen it's going to cost you 200 for a saturday event and i and it's worth it you know there's a lot of good shit that's happening there and all that so you know go there have fun but like i said i don't understand the philosophy of the resort because they are just doing uh saturday night parties where they don't do parties the rest of the week where they could probably charge people get a pass have and just restrict them to the playroom area because the playrooms are on the first floor so just restrict them there don't let them go upstairs to the pool and shit like that just don't go there and you'll probably make a lot more money but you know what would i know i don't want to you know say anything else i don't know anything like that so there's two more clubs one's miami velvet uh only been there once a long time ago when it first opened up a long time ago so membership and pricing so for a membership a two-month membership for a couple it says on the website it's 50 single ladies and one month membership will cost you 10 single gents is going to cost you cost you a one month membership will cost you a hundred and single.
And if you want a two month membership, they have a discount for one 50. So if you're going to get a one month, you might as well get a two month or so it just seems like it'll be better. So you got to have that membership to get in. So that's the first time. So couples, if you prepay, there's no difference. I don't know why they have that even option. But couples on a Friday, you're going to pay $100. On a Saturday, couples, you're paying $125 to get in. Single ladies, Friday, you're free. Good job. And Saturday, you're only paying $25.
Single dudes, us single dudes, you know us, Friday, it's $150.
Saturday, gentlemen, sorry, but it's a no-go we cannot go in to the miami velvet on a saturday and like i said all these i recommend if i'm talking about it i recommend it now we have trapeze which i love now there's two trapeze one's in uh miami one in alana so but i'm doing the one I'm pulling up the couples the rates for both so a two-month membership for $70 per couple if you are a couple Wednesday night you want to go it's $70 Thursday night it's $70 Friday night it's 100 bucks Saturday night it's 100 bucks and Sunday night it's open and it's only $70 that's a two-month membership now if you get a one I'll see you next time.
Friday night, it's $100. Saturday night, it's $100. And Sunday night, it's open, and it's only $70. That's a two-month membership. Now, if you get a one, they also have a one-year membership, which is $420 for a couple. $420, the weed, and all that. Single memberships. Single ladies, you get $50 for a three-month membership. And your nightly user fee is $50 Sunday, Wednesday through Sunday. And, single gentlemen, we're at $120 a month, where we can go Wednesday through Sunday, and it's $120 to get in.
So, your first day you go, first time you go, there will be $240, because you've got the $120 monthly fee and $120 thing. Not permitted on Sunday nights, though, gentlemen.
So, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, we can all go there and have a great time and have fun so that's trapeze and i do believe that is all that i had in lovely lovely florida and like i said florida is to me the mecca of swinging if you ever get a chance to go to florida and you're a swinger you better find a place to go because you're missing out because i don't think there's a lot of clubs around the nation cannot compete with the lovely lovely state of florida and swinging all right now the green door the green door is good if you are brand new to the lifestyle stay the fuck away from the green door get your experience then go to the green door but do not go there by your your very first time or anything like that you're just going to not enjoy it that much but anyways let's talk about the green door prices and this these guys really if you are out of state you're going to pay more so let's see local couple if you're local in the Las Vegas and Nevada area Sunday through Thursday per night is going to cost you $59 for a couple.
Friday and Saturday night is going to be $76 per couple. For a membership, I don't think they do memberships anymore, so I'm not even going to worry about that. Now, if you're an out-of-state couple, Sunday through Thursday night, you're paying $70, and Friday and Saturday night, you're paying $80 or $81. If you're a local male, Sunday through Thursday, $87. Now, guys can come there any time of the week, and that's where I have a problem with it because there's a lot of dudes there Friday, Saturday, every day of the night, and they really fuck up everything for that.
So Friday and Saturday for a single guy, we're going to pay $114. A two-day Sunday through Thursday membership is going to cost you $146. If you want a two-day Friday and Saturday membership where you go on Friday, Saturday night, back-to-back, it's $196. So that's a good chunk of change. If you are out-of-state mail, Sunday through Thursday night is going to cost you $92. If you are out-of-state mail and you're there Friday, Saturday night, it's going to cost you $120 the night.
They got the two-day Sunday thursday pick any day sunday through thursday and you go it'll cost you 168 they have a two-day friday and saturday membership was just 212 which is not bad so women um they didn't really much 26 bucks weekly membership they only got paid 26 to get in monday sunday through saturday all that so they're very lucky they get off they get the easy the cheap 26 one all right let's see so that's the green door like i said if you're new to the lifestyle do not go there stay away from it get your get your chops somewhere else and go but if you are experienced and you have no problem with single dudes but fighting them off you're fine go there and enjoy the red rooster another one in las vegas now the red rooster is tough to figure find if you're trying to find anything so couples if you are going it's going to cost you forty dollars all the time single men it's going to cost us eighty dollars wednesday and thursday a hundred dollars on friday and saturday and single women any day is going to be $10.
So it's going to cost us $80 Wednesday and Thursday, $100 on Friday and Saturday. And single women, any day is going to be $10. So it's pretty straightforward. $40 couples, any day. Single men, $80 Wednesday, Thursday. 100 Friday, Saturday. Single women, $10 all the time. So that's pretty simple. Go to Red Rooster.
And probably the best place I have been to, it's like a mini it has a pool all that's all open all day all night it's whispers whispers has these events but a lot of the time they're in it's cheap you know thursday friday evenings are forty dollars to get in saturday is fifty dollars to get in sunday evening is $40. Pool parties are $40 just to get in. So it's pretty self-explanatory. Sometimes they go up, depending on what the party is, and sometimes they go down. Check out their website. You can even call them.
So check out their website, whispersvegas.com, and you can find out what you really need to find out there and all that.
All right, let to let's see what else after whispers we go back to texas and we got two in san antonio we already covered uh what's his name we already covered uh let's see uh we already covered uh houston now we got to cover san antonio there's two clubs in san antonio's i've been players and e-club eating club and what i try to find about players is there wasn't much to go on so you have to have a membership if you're looking for a one-year membership for a couple you you're $100. Six-month membership is $60. Three-month membership is $40. And that's it.
A temporary weekend membership is $30 and all that. Female annual membership, $50. Female six-month membership to players, $30. Female three-month membership to players is $20. Male annual membership to players, It's $300, and six-month membership is $160 for the gentlemen. Now, it's hard to find the damn prices for the events because membership only covers you to be a member. It doesn't cover the event price. So don't ever think that you're going to go to a party and you're going to be able to go to these parties and just pay the membership. You're paying a lot more.
So a couple's ticket seems to be $60. Female ticket is $15 and all that. It seems like that's about it. I don't know, but you're going to have to go to players.
Let me see if I could click on the thing to see what they have they have to have a you do have to have a membership menu so nope none of that so it's all right so you're gonna have to go to players yourself remember it's going to be 100 bucks for a year and all that now we have club eden all right so let's go over what their prices are sundays the second and fourth sundays of every month is bdms night which is 25 per person thursday night bdms night is 25 per person also so fridays if you got a couple and you're a vip member it's 50 if you're a couple and you're just a daily member, it's $65.
Single females is going to cost you $30 on a Friday to go to Eden. And single males is going to cost us a whopping $160 to go to Eden. Saturdays, VIP members will be, couples will be $75. A couple, just daily regular is $95. Single females is $35. And with single male. We're able to go in. It's going to cost us $200 to get in, which is great. Everything's good. I like it and all that. But if you're interested in being a VIP member, one year will cost you $250 for a couple. Six months will cost you $175. A couple's platinum membership will cost you $4,000 for one year and $2,500 for six months.
Now this is what you get. No pay cover. So you're paying $4,000 and you just walk in. No pay, pay no cover for one year for club eating or the inflection, inflection hall events, free lockers, free fountain setups, permanent reserve table, and all that.
So that so that's pretty cool female platinum membership 250 for one year 150 for six months and membership perks you just get a free locker wow and free fountain setups and no cover male platinum membership 6500 for one year 4000 for six months you pay no cover for one year so sweet so if you go there you're like me, that would probably be a good thing for me. But I'm not paying $6,500 to go to a swinger resort. All right, everybody. That is some of the places I recommend and some of the places I have been. Now, remember, this is not an extensive list. Because why?
Because I have not been or a lot of the places I've been have not been clubs. They have been house parties. Now, I'm going to tell you this. The average house party that I'm looking at is costing anywhere between usually $40 to $80. And this is as a couple and a single guy.
Some house parties, they don't really to say 20 dollars for a couple 20 dollars for a single and all that females get it for free i have not had anyone charge a single female yet have i are there places that house parties that have charged single females i'm sure there are but i have never been to one so that's a good thing all right so you know with that i recommend going to those house parties and checking it out see what it's all about go online figure out find out where they are if you know a couple in the area ask them they'll know where they're at also nudist resorts i have been to you know you go to live oaks go emerald lake you go to paradise lakes and shit i didn't do paradise lakes paradise lakes in florida stuff like that and you go there you pay your little fee and you can have sex there and swing there and all that so it's kind of it's it's up in the air really what you are what you're looking for to do and all that and like i said you got to go to these places and check them out and have a great time and all that well it's almost time to go boys and girls but i have a good story for you to tell like i said as a single guy finding a female partner in this lifestyle one that you get along with and one that you connect with is very difficult so i'm on tinder I'm on bubble bumble trying to find you know partners in this lifestyle to do it with and have a good time with you know what sometimes it works out sometimes it doesn't you know you get some people that are just not really worth the aggravation or the time to put in the effort so I end up meeting this one lovely lovely lady uh for lunch a couple days ago she's a swinger her husband and her are swingers they she has an open relationship and she freely dates other men in the that uh i guess in the lifestyle or whatnot and she loves you know you know sex she does cock and pussy so she's good to go she's very uh expressive she can talk and everything and we sat down we had a nice hour lunch we just talked and talked about the lifestyle and all that stuff we and me and her mostly agree on a lot of the things that are happening in the lifestyle so it's really nice did you have someone that you can talk to and i guess refer back to things and say hey is this is this right and i'm doing the right thing or is this bad or anything like that someone that you know really gets me you know it's good to have someone like that in your uh in the lifestyle and in your life because you really can you know do better things and be better person and all that she's very beautiful she's thick like i like them um you know me i don't discriminate against any other women the body types and whatnot but if i have a preference for dating marrying and all that i want a big girl i like a nice thick uh juicy thick girl pussy just seems to be better on a thicker girl that's just my opinion and you know i you know, I really like it.
And I'm really down with this girl and all that. So I'm really hopeful this works out between me and this girl so where we can play along and have a good time and things like that. But, you know, we'll see what happens. Sometimes it just doesn't happen. Sometimes it does. So, and she, you know, she knows all the clubs that are in the Houston area. We talked about all of them, what's good about them, what's bad about them. She's, you know, and she, you know, she knows all the clubs that are in the Houston area. We talked about all of them, what's good about them, what's bad about them.
She's, you know, and she takes time to listen. I don't know if she's much of a talker about herself, but it seems like she wanted me to talk, do a lot of most of the talking, which, you know, wasn't a bad thing. Now what's awesome about this, she also wants to come on my podcast and talk about her life. She told me, when we're talking about it, I told her I had a podcast.
I said, you know, I'm just, you know, I i have a podcast i've been doing it for since october you know uh things like that and i told her about it goes you know if you ever want to come on you know you can come on and she goes well i don't know so you know i'm going you know we're having a good time she said come on i'll she she's gun-ho about going on the podcast and being interviewed she's like i don't really don't have a really good story to tell i go listen this is the thing that a lot of people don't understand everybody has a good story to tell there isn't any of this well it's boring it's not i'm boring and all that no no one in the swinger lifestyle is boring you might think you're boring but there are some great things like what duchess of dick came on she was a great story because you know she had everything from cheating to divorce to rebounding and you know being the best version of herself whereas this woman same thing she has an interesting story to tell how she started like I always I always find it interesting don't you ever find it interesting how people start in this lifestyle like do you just wake up one morning say hey I want to put two dicks in me I want to you know I want to eat two pussies out or something things like that how does it come you know and i always how do you get to the area where you want to start sharing people in your marriage and share your bed with other people and i always thought that's always everybody's stories i think everybody even the if you are the boringest person that you would be like hey you know this is pretty cool you know uh and it's interesting how you get to that spot you know and i find everyone's story interesting no matter how small or small you think your uh your story is i always can you know work with everything so she's going to be coming on later on in the month of july you know that uh swing book i don't know swing book is going to get back to me i heard rumors about that they're breaking up or they're not doing it anymore i don't know but you know i hope everything's all right over at swing book but we'll see so but that's it i'm gonna take off i gotta get going to collats having a good time see what's over there hang out a little bit take off go home go to bed and all that and see what's going on for Saturday.
So remember ladies and gentlemen gentlemen specifically remember to shave those cock and balls have a good time, keep swinging swing for the stars and keep swinging baby and we'll see you next week on the Swinging Single Podcast with your host A.C.
Maxwell I don't need to wake up by your side Chips in your night I wanna be the devil on your shoulder I wanna be the angel when it's over You'll get lucky like a fool in your floor Baby, I'm a holly to your joker I wanna be there For over my shoulder I wanna be the angel When it's over You'll get lucky Like a four leaf clover Baby I'm a holly to your joker
