Welcome to the Swinging Single Podcast with your host AC Maxwell. In this show, AC delves into fascinating topics related to the world of swinging and explores various aspects of the swinging lifestyle.In the first episode, AC delves into the statistics of married couples and swinging couples who end up in divorce. By analyzing various studies and data sets, AC uncovers the similarities and differences between these groups and the factors that contribute to their marital dissolution.In the second episode, AC offers practical advice and insights for single males seeking to explore the world of swinging. He provides valuable tips on how to create a compelling profile on a swinger dating site, communicate with potential partners, and establish boundaries for a successful swinging experience.
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Welcome to the Swinging Single Podcast with your host, me, A.C. Maxwell, coming to you recorded from the great state of Texas. This is a platform for sharing the unique perspectives of A.C. Maxwell, me, as your host. I will take you on a personal journey through the ups and downs of my years as a swinging single male. Please note that while my experiences will undoubtedly provide valuable insights, it is essential to understand that my views may not be aligned with yours. So today we are going to talk about does swinging enhance a marriage or does swinging cancel a marriage?
We're going to talk about some interesting facts and figures that I found off the internet. Remember, it's the internet. It could be could be anything and also are you a guy who loves watching people have sex live or you like having people watch you have sex live you thought about the swinging lifestyle but you know what you don't know where to start or don't know how to start well stay tuned to the swinging single podcast because I will tell you all how to start in the swinging lifestyle take it away Morgan Freeman the swinging single podcast with host A.C.
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No, that's just a funny AI version that I got when I was Googling stuff, how to do voices and all that on the podcast so no that's not the real morgan freeman so with that let's get into it like i said today we're going to talk about statistics i always had a question does swinging enhance the marriage or does it cancel it because i have done it so long that i have seen it hurt both go both ways sometimes it enhances the marriage sometimes it just cancels out the marriage people end up divorced you And I'll see you next time.
that i have seen it hurt both go both ways sometimes it enhances the marriage sometimes it just cancels out the marriage people end up divorced you never hear from those people again and all and yada and actually i have met former swingers uh from you know online that are on tinder or bumble and they would they're absolutely against the lifestyle they said they did it with a former partner they never ever wanted to do it again and i had actually one fucking would cuss me out on tinder and all that about it say how sick i am and all that but she was doing it you know five ten years ago with her then husband but i guess she got burned so i was always under their you know under impression that if you listen to tiktok oh it makes your enhances your lifestyle it does all this great stuff for you well i didn't know i don't always buy that stuff i want to know straight and find out does it or does it not it does help some people but it probably also hurts a lot of other people so i did a semi-deep dive into trying to find statistics about swinging open relationships and polyamory and all that so i went to this website it's getinux.org g-i-t-n-u-x.org i would say i'll put it up there but you know what i'm gonna forget to put it up there so just go to it g-i-t-g-i-t-n-u-x.org and it talks about open marriages so here's the open marriage divorce statistics couples in open marriages have a 38 percent higher chance of divorce than monogamous couples all right so that's a great statistic.
We have, if you're like myself or you're anyone else out there that's in an open marriage. So I'm thinking open marriage means swinging. So let's just say swinging. And so you have a 38% chance higher of divorce. All right. And I think that's where we, all the swingers, you know, you see them on TikTok, they do their little, uh, 10 seconds, uh, stitch and all that. And they talk about it. Never swinging will never save your marriage. Swinging will hurt your marriage. Singing will destroy the marriage. If you're not on solid foundation, you got to have a great foundation. It's like a house.
When you go build a house, you want to have a, foundation. You want the ground to be rock solid. You want the pavement. You want the cement foundation. All smooth. No cracks. It's when you get those cracks, the foundation can crumble. And in your marriage, if your foundation is not smooth, you have a little cracks. Those cracks can become bigger. And that's where swinging comes in. It's like anyone up north knows you've got potholes, right? During the wintertime, when it snows, it freezes, water gets into the cracks, it freezes.
Because when it freezes, water freezes, it expands, it creates potholes in the roads. And we all hit them, you know, you might get your tire busted because of one of those big, big giant-ass potholes that are created by the ice. That's what your marriage, and that's what swinging can do. Swinging is the water when the temperature gets to be freezing or below freezing.
it can create a bigger wedge between the male and the female or the female female or the male male you know we got to consider that oh everyone can swing there is no rule there is no definition that only heterosexual couples can swing gays and lesbian couples can swing too and we encourage them to swing to have fun guys and ladies so when swinging happens swing goes into those little cracks in your foundations in your relationship it hardens so it pushes the cement out and creates a bigger crack and a bigger crack and a bigger crack until the foundation is no more and you no longer can sustain this relationship or you can't restain that you can't sustain that road and you're going to have to rebuild it.
You're going to have to call in construction workers and time to rebuild that foundation that you have. So with all that, I think what can happen is you've got to have communication. The communication has to be there before anything. All right. And that you're trying to enhance your relationship, not save it. You know, let's face it. We're human beings. Sex can get boring after, you know, 10, 15, 20, 30 years. It can become just a routine.
And you want to break out of that routine and you think swinging will do it well you know swinging could do it or it could not do it who knows but that foundation is very important all right so also let's see what else this this website so far so good but you never know there it could be some good things 56% of people believe that monogamous relationships are more likely to be successful than open relationships Okay, so that's an opinion Don't get off. No, I can hear it.
I can hear you guys now your heads are getting your steams coming out of your ears Oh, no, that's not true But that's the people's opinions and you know what we tell people to respect our lifestyle and respect our opinions why can't we do the same if we don't agree like i have monogamous friends they talk about it i don't tell them i'm a swinger like i said i keep everything hush hush if they find out they find out but i don't go out there and tell everyone yeah i'm gonna go fuck this couple so when they talk about stuff like that because you know maybe i'll throw a little wrench and then you go talk about someone fucking another man's wife or whatever they're like oh that's horrible that can never work and stuff like that but you know that's their opinion i'm not going to sit there and convince them otherwise why what's the point of doing that so when 56 a percent of people believe monogamous relations are more likely to be successful than open relationships that's probably what because they've been fed that that's the standard protocol it hasn't changed it's going to take generations and generations before anything changes now you might think well the young generation they're very open yes they're very open but you got to remember this has come sex and when it comes sex emotions come in and you know some girls and guys don't want another dude or a girl fucking their man or their girl and it's okay they're not all gonna agree everyone's gonna agree with us all right so when you hear stuff like this do not get upset relax i'm just showing what the website says it fine.
Don't worry about it, guys. We're going to keep on swinging. We're going to have a great fucking time. All right. Around 20 percent of the U.S. population has engaged in consensual, consensual, non-monogamous relationships at some point in their lives. It's called college. That's where you go experiment. Right.
And I think this actually, remember who do they talk to you know who do they talk to they talk to a bunch of people in the northeast the west the south whatever in the midwest you know where things are a little more conservative did he talk in a conservative state or something like that so but 20 of the population i disagree with that one i now i think it's more i think half of the people have engaged in consensual nagmanons have you been to las vegas with the girls night the girls trip have you been to las vegas on a boys trip you see a lot of fucked up shit in las vegas and that's why i love vegas you see a lot of fucked up shit i'm so fucked up i look normal in vegas so with that i just think that's more i don't think that statistic is right so i only take these statistics to statistics with a grain of salt you know i don't sit there go oh these are for these are god given planned out statistics no these are just some statistics that some website put out which i don't mind reading to you.
All right. Uh, let's see what else. Uh, approximately 40% of people who identify as Pali are married. All right. So 40 people, percent of people are Pali. Now this, this is what's interesting about Pali.
I heard Pali people don't like to be called swingers, but yet sometimes a Pali couple will go to to a swingers club so i don't know what's going on are they just looking for a now maybe they go find a partner because i think that's probably easier maybe it's easier for them to find a partner at a swing club than it is like on tinder or bumble or new thing i see that thing on tiktok hinge um so i wonder if it that is why they do it because a lot easier for them if they go to a club but i don't understand if you're poly and you don't want to be called a swinger but you go to a swinger club that's just me i don't understand it but but 40 of people who identify as poly uh and those who practice it are married which is it's a good good thing marriage is always nice good tax benefits out of that people you know respect that and you You is, it's a good, good thing.
Marriage is always nice. Good tax benefits out of that. People, you know, respect that. And, you know, you, you have a solid foundation there. All right. Me personally, AC can never be, I couldn't be pally with, uh, two other people. I just think there's just too much who's, you know, jealousy will kick in eventually. I'm going to get jealous that she, he, she's hanging out with him all the time or vice versa. She'll get jealous because she's hanging out with me all the time and whatnot. So it will be kind of difficult for me because, you know what, I will get jealous. Of course I will.
I'm a human. I'm a man. I'm going to get jealous. There is jealousy in the lifestyle. There's jealousy outside of the lifestyle and regular lifestyle or vanilla. Let's call it vanilla. I'm sorry. Vanilla lifestyle. All right. So those are that's interesting topic. That's an interesting statistic right there. 40 percent. All right. Non-monogamous couples report 58 percent higher rate of relationship satisfaction as compared to not to monogamous couples. So there you go.
you guys us swingers are a lot happier than our counterparts in the vanilla lifestyle so is that a plus why are we happier probably because we got a couple things going for us and i like to tell nikki grind on miss uh on tiktok she had great benefits of swinging lifestyle you got more trust better communication amazing connection with your partner these are some of the benefits so you know let's talk about the trust do you trust your partner more that you're in a monogamous relationship i would say i can't really say non-monogamous relationship that quick but anyways like i said speech i got a speech impediment i don't care whatever kiss my ass if you don't like it oh well so let's talk about more trust i do believe you would have more trust because you know what as a guy like say like you're married and you look and you see a girl walking down and if you've ever been in texas you ever been in florida vegas and maybe i've never been to california i would like to get out there go to the clubs there you see a girl her fucking shorts are riding up her ass and you see the bottom of her ass cheeks and you go hey honey look at that ass especially if it's a good ass we got a lot of latinas here in texas man latinas got some really nice asses you know so you know you have that trust where i could tell my wife i could tell my husband anything and they're not gonna fucking get upset now you might they might get upset you tell them that you lost all the kids college fund but if you tell her hey honey that girl look good man i would love to fuck her same thing with the wife man that guy he looks like he's got an eight eight inch cock man i want to fucking fuck that thing and you know so there's that trust where you can be yourself you can not be closed off where shit i wonder what kind of panty she's wearing or i wonder if he's uh good in bed you know type things where you got to hide it from your lover and i think so where my monogamous relationships where vanilla lifestyle couples that's where you know trust is hard because you know you don't know what your other partner's thinking now is that saying that vanilla lifestyle people don't have great relationships no hell no i know a lot of vanilla lifestyle couples that have fucking great relationships and great ships that i would love to have because they when they come over stay at my house i can hear i'm fucking in my goddamn guest room Thank you.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
watch or fuck, and exchange partners that's it they went they're very they'll be as very accepting of your lifestyle my lifestyle and all that but they just don't practice that swinging lifestyle so you have more trust what else did she say i think i said better communication sure with trust comes communication i know i'm not going to get yelled at from my partner because i think a girl's beautiful or i think that guy would look good fucking her i'm not going to get that i'm not worried so i'm going to be able to communicate her i'm going to be able to communicate her need my needs to her and vice versa hopefully it's like I love i try to tell everybody i love watching my partner in action with other people i could sit back sit on the cuck chair and fucking jack off while my girl gets pounded by two dudes three dudes or fuck another couple and i never have to touch another pussy again i love when my partner does that I get off on that shit I love reclaiming that pussy because that pussy's mine gentlemen you know what I'm talking about no one's going home with that pussy except for me my load is going into that pussy your load's not going in there that guy loads not going in there that woman could eat that my load out of her pussy but that my load goes in that pussy only.
And I love that. That's a control. That's, I guess, a dominant thing, I guess. I don't know, whatever it is. But I have better communication with my partners than I do when I have a regular vanilla girlfriend. There's no, you know, well, I can't really say that because she might go off.
Now, I have met single women in lifestyle where if i said something they'll go off now there are crazy people there's crazy people everywhere like i said i prefer vanilla dating over swinging dating but there are people crazy in all facets of the lifestyle uh so you know it's one of those things where you got to think about right. So better communication. Let's see what else. Amazing connection with your partner. Now, that the fact that you share yourself with other people and your partner. This is why I do think this is what a lot of couples in the lifestyle lack.
Because you do see a lot of my property, men, men treat some of these ladies like they're property. Which guys, we're not, women are not, we're their property. If women really would stand up for themselves and say, you know what, fuck you. I'm going to do what I want to do.
You can either sit back and enjoy it or you can piss off the next corner because guess what for every couple there's a bunch of guys waiting to fuck that girl and hoping that she leaves her husband i'll tell you that right now guys will talk about that all the time when that your wife goes to work guess what all those guys at the office they fantasize about your wife you know i do it at my fucking i way. Fucking I do it at my way. I don't know if she's a swinger. I don't know if she would do that.
Ooh, man, I wonder whether it's her pussy shaved or unshaved or what kind of panties she's wearing and all that. They control everything. They don't have to go to the clubs. They can say, well, I don't feel like going to the club, you know. So now you're screwed're screwed so what are you going to do so i don't i don't think i'm i think amazing connection a lot of couples do have an amazing uh connection with each other but then i see a lot of them that don't have an amazing connection because of that well she's my property she's going to do what i tell her to do and all that.
And you see it at the club. And if you're honest, and if you go, like I go to people watch to the clubs. And like I said, I've been slowing down, swinging a lot because of the facts. Ever since I've been doing this podcast and all that, because people get pissed off what I say, because I say the truth. I'm not going to change the truth. It's my truth.
my truth but you know i'm going to call you out when you're acting bad you disrespect a single male guess what you're going to hear it and i know about it you're going to hear it so i see a lot of couples that don't have that amazing connection even though they are swinging they might have good communication they might trust each that connection that they have, because you've got to know what your wife wants. You've got to know what your husband wants, right? So it's one of those, it's that thing where, you know, the amazing connection has to get better in their lifestyle.
You know, especially, I worked at clubs before.
I worked at clubs in Houston, I worked at clubs in Florida, and I've seen a lot of fighting, there are couples, I don't, maybe it's the alcohol that flows, that kills that connection, but, you know, when you're drunk, you've got to be very careful what you say, because, you know, shit can hurt, I have seen where I had to break up couples because you know the girl up child abduction all right anyways the girl paid attention to a guy too much the guy was not paying attention to his wife at all I had fights like that I seen girls hit guys I mean closed fist and all that I haven haven't seen a guy hit a girl yet, thankfully, because that's just not right.
But I have seen couples get into fights. I had to break up fights because when I was working at the clubs, we had to break up. We can't let people fight. And I don't know if it's alcohol gets in the way, but I think alcohol does get in the way. I think people need to stop drinking, drink less. If you have to get hammered to go to a swinger club, please don't go. You might not be a swinger. If you have to have a fucking case, a bear just to have fun at a swinger club, you might not. You know, have a couple of drinks to loosen up.
That's all you need because that will take away the experience that you have and guys I I don't know about you but when I see a girl hammered off her ass I can't fuck her because you know is she really consenting to it because if she's drunk she cannot consent legally not consent even though you're at a sex club still you still have to abide by the law. And if you are drunk off your ass, ladies, we can't, we, that is considered rape. So that's very dangerous. And I don't want to know part of that.
So, you know, when I say, when I get with a couple that's really hammered, you know, I just had to say thanks, but no thanks. Maybe some other time when I see you again, you know, cause I had an incident like that at Caliente where I was sitting at the bar and other couples at the bar, she was all getting freaky. She was getting hammered and Thank you.
see you again you know because i had an incident like that at caliente where i was sitting at the bar another couple was at the bar she was all getting freaky she was getting hammered and she was hammered they invite me back to the room she hits the bed and she passes out i'm like well this is over husband's like and the husband's like no no go fuck her she loves doing it she loves passing out and getting fucked i'm like i'm like sir i don't know honestly i can't do it because i don't know she's up i don't know she wants me to do it and you know she's like oh hammered and the other guy i'm with is like the same way there's like two of us and i'm like dude we gotta go and the guy's like no it's okay it's okay we do this all the time i go okay no problem well you know you're staying here i'll see you tomorrow i'm here every day all right thank you very much i took off the other guy stuck around i don't know what happened i don't know if problem.
Well, you know, you're staying here. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm here every day. All right, thank you very much. I took off. The other guy stuck around. I don't know what happened. I don't know if he did anything, but, you know, that takes away that connection that you have. You know, this is supposed to be a thing that brings couples together, all right? So you've got to stay. If you have to drink, drink responsibly. Don't drink so much where you ruin that fucking connection that you have. And I do believe it. Nikki Grind, I think she's right. You have an amazing connection.
If you do it right, your connection with your partner will be off the chart. And people will be jealous of you. Now, if you tell them that you're a swinger, that's up to you. If you don't, they're going to be trying to find out why are you so good as a couple and we suck as a couple all right so let's see around 34 of americans believe that open relationships can be successful and long-lasting now that's now 34 is not a passing number but it's better than 20 and it's's getting up there. Now, I guarantee you, this will actually rise up. Now, will it rise up?
It depends on what happens with our generation, Generation X, because we're getting older. You got the boomers retiring and all that. Now, do they retire from swinging, and do they stay together? That's a whole different story. So what is your, you and your wife, your husband and wife, do you guys have exit plans? Like, all right, we're going to do this until we're at age 55, and we're going to stop. We're going to retire, whatever. Is there an exit strategy for you guys? There's an exit strategy for me.
I think once when I hit the mid-50ss late 50s i'm done i don't think i'll be going i'll go to the nudist resorts to go tan nude and look at the beautiful women but i don't think i'm going to be really wanting to you know have threesomes and foursome and do orgies and all that uh you know so i do have an exit strategy i have an exit plan, you now if that exit plan goes smoothly like you all agree like you and the wife are on the same page you and a hubby on the same page i think that 34 will go up in the future because then people will see all right carl and jimmy now there's no carl and jimmy i don't know i'm not calling no one out i'm just saying giving them named carl and jimmy i mean carl and jimmy and carol sorry not carl and jimmy i don't know i'm not calling no one out i'm just saying giving them the name carl and jimmy i mean carl and jimmy and carol sorry not carl and jimmy well they could be carol and jimmy carol and jimmy they were swinging for 20 years and they're done and they're look at they're happy as ever so maybe we can swing to deborah and have a great relationship so i think as the generation X gets older and we start phasing out of the lifestyle, that that number could go up.
Now, if it fucking goes the opposite and goes horribly wrong, where now Carol and Jimmy are getting divorced and everyone knows Carol and Jimmy were fucking swingers, then it might hit. Because I think that's's what happens i think when a swinging couple does divorce everyone finds out because someone's pissed off someone's angry and they're going to tell the beans to everybody and then people go like oh i don't want to do that because jimmy and carol broke up because of the swinging and all that so i think it it's going to be different.
This number is dependent on how Generation X, X's strategy goes, right? And you know what? Even millennials and Gen Z, they're X's strategies. Sometimes, you know, some people get in the lifestyle, they only want to fulfill a couple fantasies and that's it. Once they fulfill those fantasies, they're gone. They're out. You don't see them anymore. I don't know how many times I would see a brand new couple come in to, you know, like Club Cave. And they would go every fucking weekend. They would go for months and months and months. And finally, you know, one day you just don't see them anymore.
The next week you don't see them. You don't see them ever again. No one hears from them and all that. What happened? Was their extra strategy good? Did they get what they needed out of the lifestyle and all that? So, you know, I'm just thinking this number is going to go either up or down based on Gen Z, Gen X, when we exit the lifestyle. All right.
Couples that engage in swinging one form of open relationships have a divorce rate of just get this 2.8 percent you heard that right it says 2.8 percent so swingers we have very successful marriages yes yes i know thank you you know what you know maybe you know maybe we have successful marriages because of what we do Thank you. You know what? You know, maybe, you know, maybe we have successful marriages because of what we do. We do this. Shave your cock and balls, gentlemen. Shave your cock and balls, gentlemen.
I don't think that's why we have successful marriages, because we shave our cock and balls. Right, gentlemen?
Because we don't want to force our women to suck on a force down there all right so you know that's great news so there's a positive of all the numbers so that 34 percent that could be successful could probably go up all right approximately approximately one in five americans have participated in non-monogamous relationships at some point in their lives so that means four out of the five have not now what is keeping the four out of the five from doing it is it how it's looked on upon society i hear a lot of women say i don't want to i don't want to feel slutty i don't want to be look like a slut i go well don't fucking tell everybody that you did a gangbang last this weekend at work at the water cooler you know that shit's between you and me but you know people sometimes shit gets out so what can you do maybe they're afraid of stds and i always tell it when people talk about stds and swinging i always tell them this because they always have a negative connotation with swinging and stds i go what's the difference between if i went to just what's a bar i go to hooters and i pick up a girl at hooters and come home and bang her and get gonorrhea what's the difference is gonorrhea different in the swinging lifestyle than it is in the vanilla lifestyle no it's all the same so you know what you take a risk anytime you want to put your dick in another female and ladies you take your risk anytime you let another man put your their penis inside you bareback all right so there's really no difference so there's the stick i don't i just think that you know people are scared to act on their fantasies in which you know what maybe some things are left to be are better to be left as a fantasy and not done in reality because it could really screw you up.
Like I said, I've seen marriage just break up because fantasies came true. One person didn't like it. The other person loved it. The communication, the foundation was never secure. There was no cement patches to fix the holes, the cracks in the foundation before they started swinging. So that's good. So that's good. You know, one in five. I think it's like I said, this is all take it with whatever it is, because, you know, people have, you know, don't always tell the truth on questionnaires.
Couples who practice consensual non-monogamy have a 86% favorable outlook on their relationships yes because once I said you have that communication you have that trust you have all that wonderful stuff in there so you know what it is one of those things we're always going to have a favorable. I have a favorable. I have a favorable opinion of the lifestyle. Now, do I agree with a lot of shit that couples do? No, I do not. But I think it's a great lifestyle if you do it right. All right, let's see what else.
33% of people involved in non-monogamous relationships cite jealousy as a significant challenge. Oh, hell yes. If your wife, like I said, I like guys fucking my girl when I have one.
And if my girl, I find out my girl gets plowed, I don't care what size cock, as long as you're good and nice and respectful to us you can fuck her so if my girl fucks a guy with an eight inch ten inch cock and she loves it and she you know turns into a size queen i will get jealous because i'm not i'm just average guy i'm not going to be fucking huge until they get an implant that can make my dick eight inches i'm never going to have eight eight inches. So jealousy will come in. Yes, I'll be very jealous. All right?
That's where, ladies, you have to have your man know that you are the only man. You're the man she's going to go to bed with. She's the man I'm going to leave with. And he's the man that you're going to do everything with.
All those other guys are play toys same thing with men you know what your wife might have a couple babies there might be some damage to the stomach area because all those babies that she carried for you her tits might not be perky like a 21 year old anymore but you have to reassure her baby you are the only woman i'm gonna go home with ain and all these other women are just my play toys and that's it because women get jealous they are very late if you go to a club when a woman walks to the bathroom guess what all the other women are doing they're looking at that girl it's funny as shit I love it everyone looks at the girl no one looks at the dude now if a girl is into a dude and you're walking in the bathroom and she's looking at you you might want to you know check that girl out talk to the husband first then talk to the lady because she might be interested in you because girls will never not do that girls will check out any other girl don't matter if it's a fucking ugly the hideous girl could go to a club and she could walk to the bathroom every girl's checking around because you're all in competition you all are looking feeding off one another oh I don't compare to that honey you do trust me you're you're the dream of a lot of men so you know you don't have to be competing against each other ladies you are the queens that you are meant to be around 50 percent of divorced couples report having considered an open relationship at some point in their marriage i could see why because you know what you're the sex gets stale but the problem is look at what it says divorced couples there's the problem they were going to get divorced no matter what because the foundation was not good they didn't have great communication they didn't trust each other and all that open marriages have a 12 higher prevalence of mental health issues than Thank you.
no matter what, because the foundation was not good. They didn't have great communication. They didn't trust each other and all that. Open marriages have a 12% higher prevalence of mental health issues than monogamous marriages. All right, this is where we get to that little fucking area where couple swingers will get upset because they can't establish between my views and their views. Open marriages have a 12% higher prevalence of mental health issues. Okay, that's 12%. What about the other 88%? Guess what, guys? That's monogamous relationships, so don't fucking freak out.
Like I said before, a lot of women, single women in the lifestyle, I feel, have some issues or something.
They're angry about something, and it's hard for me ac to date them it's just me some guys don't give a flying fuck how a girl acts i do i like to be respected i respect my women where i go ask them what type of guys you want what do you want to do i don't force any woman to go hey fuck that guy fuck that guy do it now or i'm going i go do you want to fuck that guy no okay next guy tell me who you want what couple do you want i'm very secure what do you want to go to eat oh you like seafood i hate seafood but you know what i like you i want to make you happy queen we're going to go to this seafood place where's the red lobster let's go i don't sit there and try to change a person but like i said there might be mental health in some of these people i don't know maybe they got fucked over by a dude or another girl i don't know but i'm just saying from my experiences i can see that 12 is a high number.
Like I said, you're going to have swingers from every walk of life around here. So you're going to have that chance that you're going to have mental health from whatever it is. We just got to be able to spot it, have empathy for these people, and try to help them.
What's wrong with helping someone and saying, hey, what why are you acting that way lady what's wrong with you are you okay you know and maybe that's all it takes for these people you know we have to be very open we talk about we're inclusive we let everybody in but you know the minute someone says something wrong you want to kick them out I don't do that I bring the huddle masses. I bring everyone. I'm like the Statue of Liberty. Give me everybody. I don't care if you're gay, straight, poly, sadal, dim, sexual, whatever it is. I could be, I'll be friends with anybody.
I'll talk to anybody because I think we have to check. The mental health thing is a very serious and dangerous crisis in this country because we don't get it. You know, there's nothing wrong. I see you guys. I see it. I talk to a shrink. Because you know what? I run a company. I got to. Families depend on me to make the right decisions for the company to put food on their table to pay their mortgages. You know how stressful that is? That's very stressful. And I got no one to talk to. Like being the president. You think the president of the United States can go talk to anybody?
Who the fuck can they talk to that knows what they're going through? The only person is another president. You know, former presidents get along really well. Because they're the only ones that experience that. They can't talk to anybody else. So we got to be open to talking and listening to these people. Let's listen, see what they say. If they're in the lifestyle, we got to take care of them. All right. 32% of people would consider entering an open relationship under the right circumstances. That's a very high number. Good job. All right. I like that because I see that on Tinder and Bumble.
I put, I'm a swinger and all that. And, you know, girls email me or text me or whatever it is. And they say, oh, I'm interested. Tell me more about it. Now, I don't tell them about it because I tell them we're going to meet. If we don't want to meet, fuck it. Bye. See you later. So there are more people. And I think the younger generation, as women get older, they'll be more willing and more acceptable of being in their lifestyle. Couples in open marriages have an 8% higher chance of contracting sexually transmitted infections than monogamous couples. Hmm. That's kind of odd.
So if I'm in a monogamous, uh, in a vanilla lifestyle, I'm not fucking anybody other than my wife. How am I going to contract an STD? So I don't know. I don't understand this one. All right. But yeah, like I said, any sex is dangerous sex. It don't matter if you're wearing a condom or not. It is very dangerous. You got to roll the punches. There are pills now. I think there's a pill that takes away gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis. If you take it after unprotected sex, like a three days after, before three days after, and it takes it away so you don't get it.
So that's something good, something you should look up. Google it. I don't know what it is. Only 23% of Americans find consensual non-monogamy morally acceptable. That's very low. But like I said, this is going to be difficult. I don't know if people are going to accept swinging Ever You know Maybe in this country they will But you know like I said I can't You know I can't force people to believe things I'm not going to say I'm not the guy who sits there and talks about You need to be Republican You need to be a Democrat Democrat. You need to be Catholic. You need to be Jewish and all that.
You know, I'm not that guy. I don't care about that stuff. You know, you want to talk about politics? I'll talk. You want to talk about religion? I'll talk about it. I love that stuff. I do love that stuff. Health. If I could do, I would run for office. But, you know, I'm just too lazy to run. Because I think I had some great ideals. So, you know, with that, I don't know if it would ever be accepted mainstream. All right. So what? It's in movies. It's on TikTok. So what? That doesn't mean Joe Blow and Nancy Blow are going to accept you. They might not like it.
Like I said, it all depends on my generation, Generation X, how we see it, what we do. Because, you know, as we get older, we say, fuck it. Why does it really matter? That shit don't matter. What you think. Like I said, I could do this podcast now because I don't really give a damn what people think anymore. They like me. They like me. They don't like me. They don't like me. It's not going to hurt my feelings. What? 90% of the couples when I go to a club don't want nothing to do with me anyways. So what am I hurting?
I could get banned from places because of my opinions because I tell the honest truth about how slow things are. But you know what? If you're a club owner and you can't take an honest review of your club, throw a better club.
That's all I can say all right look at your google look at your google reviews look at your yahoo reviews or whatever reviews not every club has a astounding reviews there are some people that hate your club because you know they went it was a shitty night it was slow and they post it all right like i said it happens but as far as morally acceptable i don't know if it ever will be guys is that what we're striving for is that what we're really doing all right or we're just having good fucking sex and having a great time and i don't know guys uh but i you know i figured this was be good i saw like tiktok on it talking about it so i figured you know what i want to go over it i want to find out what if successful swingers are have successful relationships i think it's 50 50 like i said it's just just depends on the couple are they trying to enhance their sex life and their marriage or are they trying to fix something it's like a baby some people think a baby will fix a marriage you know it may be for a couple years but when that kid getting older and talking and talking back at you you're kind of like fuck this we're out of here so i hope you learned something i hope you liked it what i said like i said go to g-i-t-n-u-x dot org just search for open marriage open marriage divorce statistics and you'll be able to find what i just read all right it breaks it down real simple real great very first you don't even have to read the whole thing it has the highlights so do that all right so let's move on all right so say like you're me you're young man young men if you are thinking about getting the swinging do it now because you are wanted in this lifestyle the ladies love those young men and I can hear someone now oh no that's not true i love all men okay listen okay that's you when i go to the club the young men get picked first i don't care i love it think those guys need to get laid have fun bust those nuts and you know what i'll be there for slappy seconds baby but if you're a single man of any age over the age of 21 if you're 18 don't fucking get in this lifestyle wait till you're 21 wait till you're 25 wait till you're 30 but if you want to get in the lifestyle i got some help for you you know as an experienced swinger as single i find the do's and don'ts of what you should be and should not be doing all right so let's go over that real quick one thing as a single male you definitely need to do is listen up if you don't eat pussy keep walking that is one thing if your cock well don't worry about it okay we'll just put that if you don't eat pussy you better keep walking because you know what you got to you got to definitely eat the pussy and I know some guys don't like eating that pussy for some odd reason but you know I do I love it it's very I wish it had a lot protein but you know I don't I don't know if it has a lot of protein so I don't know so let's talk about it so you decided yeah i'm gonna go as a single guy it is very hard listen being a swinging single guy is very hard and it's not for everybody you know because you're gonna get rejected a lot so if you cannot take rejection, do not, I repeat, do not get into this lifestyle because you are less than 10% wanted in this lifestyle, meaning couples are probably 10% of the couples are looking for you.
Now, that does not say you're going to be unsuccessful. You can be very successful if you do it right. And I think I have done it right. I'm very honest. Like I said, I joined the lifestyle because I was a horny young man and I wanted to fuck. I was tired of masturbating and I wanted to have a woman. And I love all women, all sizes, all shapes, all colors. So for, I haven't had a lot of black women because you know what? A lot of black women don't participate in the lifestyle. They're mostly voyeurs or they're exhibitionists or they go in the damn room and never play.
But the black women I have played with, I've been very, very good experiences. I don't think I have really many bad experiences. So how to get there? How do you start? Well, you can Google, Google swinging, swing your sites, whatever. You can create an online profile. Now I have a love, hate relationship with online profiles. And this is why rejection is a bitch. It's easy to get rejected from a profile.
It's harder when you go to a club and in person to take but however if you want to be successful you got to have a great profile one you got to have pictures pictures that are clear pictures of not your dick don't put every picture as your cock all right now granted there are couples that want to see your cock because they're just looking for a certain size, a certain color. So they want to see that. Now, are there a lot of them out there? Yeah, I think there are. I think there's more than what people want to lead on.
Everyone wants to talk about how sophisticated and all stuff this lifestyle is. I think when it comes down to it, we all just want to fuck and nut. Fucking nut. That's all we want to do. Thank you. how sophisticated and all stuff this lifestyle is. I think when it comes down to it, we all just want to fuck and nut. Fucking nut. That's all we want to do. We don't want to do anything else. We just want to fuck and nut. So have pictures that have your face clear, everything. That's within three months. Do not take a picture that you were in high school and you're 47 years old.
They're going to notice.
Do not lie about the size of your cock either they're gonna know if you say you're eight inches and you're only six inches she is going to know all right this is not her probably her first rodeo unless it really is her first rodeo all right so she's going to know you're lying and you don't want to lie about it so create a great profile with great pictures you know you are we all got cameras most of us have iphone so they got really good phone technology and all that shit if you don't want your face to be shown because you want to you know hide it good that's fine i don't i don't sit there say anything bad about it that's fine that's're being smart.
All right. Have pictures of your whole body, clothed, maybe in a suit, looking professional, not with your pants down to your waist like you're in a Tupac video and stuff like that. Just blur out your face. There's technology that can do that, AI programs that can do it now for you. So you're good. You don't have to be a computer genius to do it. In a private folder where only you can allow people to get in, put pictures of you nude, put pictures of your cock. Do that.
But don't have it out in the main where the first picture that pulls up when a couple looks at you is a picture of your fucking giant cock. Because that might turn off really good couples all right then there's couples that were like oh look at this big cock reply they won't even read your profile all right but we'll talk about that in a minute so after you get your picture straightened out you put your private poll your public album your private album together now start working on your uh. Do not write one sentence. I'm looking for wives to fuck. All right. Tell them about yourself. What?
Describe yourself. Five foot eight. Five foot eight. One sixty five. Brown hair, brown eyes. Describe yourself. Dark complected. Black. Hispanic. Asian. You know. Things like that. Describe yourself. Tell us what you like to do for fun and all that. Take it as a personal ad. Write three or four or five paragraphs about you and what you're looking for. So find out what you're looking for. Are you looking for single women? Which it will be a lot easier to get laid if you just do Tinder. Are you looking for couples? Are you bisexual male looking for bisexual couples?
So you got to come up with all that stuff. So write a detail, go into detail, go into great detail, be very specific on what you want and all that. that will help out weed out couples now there are couples that i get emails from that say oh uh we're looking for a guy to play with and i will read theirs and i just had one on sls and they're looking for hung men and i emailed them back i'm sorry but i'm not hung i'm just an average dude i haven't gotten a response back so probably they're not interested now because they think they didn't know if i was hung because i don't Thank you.
down specifically what you're looking for if you don't know go look on other people's ads you know look at what they put and do that right if you write two three sentences it's not going to work people are not going to do it now i say that but i do believe i'm wrong on that and this is why i know guys who have ads with one sentence on it and they are they get more ass than anybody than i know any single guy they're with couples every weekend the reason why is because some couples and a lot of couples let's not say all but a lot of couples will just look at pictures and say i like him he's good looking click they don't read the profiles at all it's just it's just like tinder they don't look at your profile like I get a lot of matches on tinder and bumble now I asked did you read my profile because I have I'm a swinger and nudist on my profile and they go oh no I didn't I just looked at the pictures I go okay well you better read my profile and a a minute later, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not a swinger. I'm sorry. Good luck. All right? So I think a lot of people, even swingers, do not read profiles. I will fucking, I will show you my profile. I got 10 paragraphs of shit. And I get one, maybe two emails a year. I'm talking a year from a couple that's interested in meeting up and playing. I had one in January. That's my one. I got one more for less for this year and I'll be good. So I have that. So your profile is very detailed. You've got great pictures. That's a great way to start. Now, I don't like them because I could email a hundred couples.
And I email a couple I look what they're looking for are they looking for a type of guy like me and do I fit her age range do I fit her height preference do I fit her cock size stuff like that I can send out a hundred emails and I will get maybe three emails back no one now for whatever reason no one emails back saying no thank you i would try to have you send me a no thank you or just a no and be respectful that's what i talk about couples want respect but they don't want to give it back that's very disrespectful couples when you don't when i take the time to write a paragraph a paragraph or two or three actually i write three paragraphs and i tailor it to your profile like i see you like a bi friendly single guy that is experienced in dp because they're looking for dp or dvp or whatever i tailor i don't still do some gimmick random stuff where I just copy and paste it.
I actually put in the effort to read the profile and see, do we match. They like to dance. She likes to salsa. A lot of Hispanic women down here, they love the salsa dance. I love the salsa dance. I put that in there, and I don't get a fucking thing back. I get three, maybe. And out of those three, two are no, and one's, oh, how you doing? That's. How are you doing? But these are the same couples that will say, I get emails about, hey, how are you doing from guys? I'm like, okay, yeah, but do you respond back? What do you do when you get an email from someone?
Do you write a good lengthy email when you introduce yourself? Probably not. So it's like I said, there's a double standard in the lifestyle, guys. It's going to be okay. You're good.
If you have patience you can take rejection you will fucking be successful like ac is all right so you create your profile i don't do it anymore i'm getting rid of all my profiles i'm letting them run out or i'm going to delete them because they're just waste of time just go i just prefer just to go to the club or meet whoever i know already uh and party and travel i want to travel more all right listen more when you do let's say you do meet a couple listen more talk less listen more talk less you made a connection online at the club great But how do you progress this meet to a play date?
Well, you let them. When you're online or you're meeting for the first time, talk to both of them. Talk to the man the most. Guys fuck up when they just want to talk to the wife. Guys will wait at the club till the husband goes off to the bathroom and they will introduce themselves to the wife. No. What I would do, you actually, you know what? Go to the bathroom, follow the guy behind you. Have an unplanned meetup with the guy. Just say, hey, how you doing, buddy? And if he's like, hey, how you doing too? He's like, you know, he brings that vibe back. He has that positive vibe back to you.
You know what? All right, do your thing, fake piss, whatever. Wash your hands. Make sure he sees you wash your hands so you clean. Go back out. When he sits down with her, go up there and introduce yourself to him. Because you know what? You got that positive vibe from him. You know, he might be gameful letting you fuck his wife. All right, so talk to both of them. Do not just talk to the wife.
right because you gotta remember he's the one gonna allow you to fuck that wife you you know what that's the way it is he has to allow you to fuck that way all right so what else what else can you do when you're there so the man has to like you you have to get give him respect all right he has to feel that this is someone i could potentially let enter my wife and have fun all right so discuss what you want to get out of this connection that you have with this couple is it a one-off play date most of them are for me or is it going to be a you know a bunch of people friends with benefits you know they call you once a week I had in when I was living in Michigan I had one couple I would meet three four times a week I would go to their house after the kids went to bed and I would fuck his wife for him he didn't have you know he had erectile dysfunction he didn't have it well he couldn't perform his duty.
So I was the stunt cock for this guy. And you know what? Shit, I loved it. I had a great time. So we had a friendship benefits arrangement. So understanding the relationship dynamic and start to build a connection you would like to have with these people. And if you just want to be friends, you just want to be friends.
or whatever all right my you could be friends with them like i said you have the choice to be friends or not be friends i choose not to be i choose to keep it in the lifestyle and when i talk about friends i'm thinking maybe just keep it in the lifestyle now if you want to meet them outside go for bears and all that but you're not gonna fuck them or anything, that's fine too. I keep my distance from the people in the lifestyle. Now, if you want to meet them outside, go for bears and all that, but you're not going to fuck them or anything, that's fine too.
I keep my distance from the people in the lifestyle until I can prove they are trustworthy and that they are good for me. They compliment me because you know what? A lot of people, you see the swingers on TikTok. They all talk about how many friends they got. Oh, I got all these friends or all these people. Great. You can have all those friends. I just need one or two motherfuckers that I can roll with. And you know what? They got my back. I'll have their back. If I can call someone and say, hey, I need to move something. And they're over there with no questions asked.
That's a motherfucker I can roll with. That's a couple I'm going to roll with. You know, a lot of times these couples are fake. You know, so gentlemen, you got to figure out what the fake couples and the real couples. All right? So, you met him online, you get met him online, you go meet him, you have a great connection. You fuck, maybe you don't fuck. I don't know. So, it's hitting your first swingers party. Oof, this is very nerve-wracking. Gentlemen, do not over-drink. Drink one or two drinks and that is it.
Cut yourself off because liquor fucks up your inhibitions you might be get too handsy you might get stage fright where your cock don't work anymore all right and like i said you do not want to get the reputation that you can't get hard because that's what you're there for you are a stunt cock for these couples you are there to Please the wives. And if you cannot get hard, you are not going to get picked. Me, I don't know. I can always get hard no matter what, so I don't worry about that. And I don't drink, so I don't get handsy and all that. I stay away. Like I said, I'm an introvert.
I do not go up to a couple. I cannot do it. I fucking am jealous of single guys.
Like I walk into a club and talk to every couple, I don't know how they do it, because you know what, it's the fear of rejection, the fear of get the fuck out of here, because I've seen guys of a couple tell a guy to get the fuck out of here, don't talk to my girl, I'm going to punch you in the face, and the guy only went up to him and said hello, so you know, I always, I saw that shit, and it was bad when I first started, how guys were treated, it better but you know i saw it so i kind of had that ptsd still all right so think of it as you're going out of date you decide you're going to go to tpc hempstead tpc south tcp north you're going to go to collette's or you're going to go to tng here in houston texas think of it as going on the first date.
You want to dress to impress. Now, I don't see a lot of guys dressed to impress at the clubs anymore. It's sad. You want to shower. You know what? You want to take a shower, guys, and you definitely need to do all that. You want to dress to impress, all right? And you want to do this. Shave your cock and balls, gentlemen. Yes, Alan Rickman. You want to shave your cock and ball.
Alan Rickman from the grave talking to usman you want to shave your cock and ball Alan Rickman from the grave talking to us telling us to shave your cock and balls so that's good advice what about Cardi B what does Cardi B think shave your cock and balls gentlemen yes again she agrees everyone agrees shave your cock and balls So, dressing and press is also shaving your cock and balls. So, come freshly shower. Be well-groomed. Trim up your beard. Now, there are women that don't like a beard at all. Fuck them. You're not going to shave your whole fucking beard just for one couple. Don't do that.
Roll with the people that like you for you. Do not change for another person. A lot of guys will do this shit, and it annoys the shit out of me me because guys will lie to a couple just to fuck the wife. And I know it because I know that dude. I know that dude. That dude don't think like that. That dude is a fucking prick. But okay, whatever. Be real groomed, shave, trim, get a haircut, trim the cut, do up your hair. Keep aftershave to a minimum. Don't splash it all on you, man. You don't need to smell. They don't need to smell you when you walk in.
Put a little bit on, put it on the neck, the back of the ear, put a little bit on your clothes. So when she smells you, she thinks you're hot. All right. That's all the basic stuff that you do on a first date, right?
So pretend that your first time you're going to a club or anytime you're going to a club, it's first date all right so you pick a club you're going to go to know the rules of the particular club and abide by them all right i see that so many times that guys will walk into a room they'll open a door when it's shut and stare all right that's not the way it is at collette's i have a there's a rule the door is open you could go walk in the door is halfway open you can watch the door is closed leave it alone me personally as a single guy if a door is even open i do not walk into that room even though that's what it's singling so that door being open means as it's what the club rules are is that i can walk in i don't do that i wait for a couple to couple to, hey, buddy, come on in.
I wait for them to leave me in. I don't want to do that. So follow the rules. You know, can you have your cock out and jerk off and watch people? They might tell you yes or no. Arrive on time. Don't arrive empty-handed to a party, a house party or anything like that. Bring some alcohol or whatever. Bring something for the host and hostess. But if you're at a club, get on, be there on time. Houston, you know, Houston has, it's weird. I'm telling you right now, Houston is very weird with the club situation. People don't get there till 11 o'clock, even though they open at nine.
I get there early at nine because I want to get there early. I want to get my, get acclimated to the club.
If you go to TPC, you have to get there early because they only allow a certain number of men in on a Friday night TNG also the same thing set Friday Saturday night I would get there early just so you know to get there early if you are not sure about the etiquette ask someone can I touch your wife ask before you touch ask before you hug or kiss or anything like that ask if it's okay know what you can and cannot do all right if doors or curtains are closed like i said they're closed for a reason guys so do not open them up i know i know you want to see but trust me there'll be a lot of ass and pussy to see as you go forward in this lifestyle.
If you're a guest of a couple, follow the lead. Do not go off. I see this. So this is what pisses me off about guys. They'll go with the couple. Then the minute they get in there, they split and they take off. They don't say, fuck the couple. They find a better looking woman. He finds a better looking woman and he's all up in that bitch's face.
No longer interested in the girl, the couple that br brung him i have seen that happen a lot unfortunately i know some clubs have the rule where if you are with the couple you cannot leave that couple's side if you do you're kicked out i know tng once you go they bring you in the back you have to be with them forever i mean you cannot leave and go do something else with someone else you have to stay with that couple when i was working at caliente that was the rule in the playrooms that if they brung a single male in that guy has to stay with that couple and i and you know what i was the rule enforcer i would tell guys hey man where's your couple at oh they're in that room okay you can't be in this room then you got to go with them dude if i i don't want to kick you out so if my boss seizes you he's going to kick you out so just follow the rules guys all right uh don't try to sneak into an area which is couples only look for signs and if you don't know ask is this couples only and all that i got bitched out at tpc because i was at i got there at nine o'clock on a thursday No one was there.
No one got there until 9.15. At 9 o'clock, I walked in. I saw how they set up the new couples-only area. I just went in and looked, and the blonde came running. Are you with someone? No. I go, well, you can't be back there. I go, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But, you know, that's how strict they are. Don't go into a couples-only area if you're not a couple. Now, if you get a girl, like, say, like, you meet a couple and she wants to take you back there, go ahead.
But you got to do not do that shit don't be those creepy guys secrets has a lot of people like that now where guys will pay a girl to get them in because it's like 300 bucks for a night at secrets for a single guy and it's like 100 bucks if you're a couple they'll call they'll get a girl to bring them in the girl takes off and the guy's there because he's got the wristband everything so no one knows no one's the wiser so don't be that dude stay in your area do not have cameras you know that's not the problem with this is everyone has a fucking camera now and everyone's taking pictures when i go to the club and they're bitch at me because i say someone's handle fuck that all right don't have a camera drink in moderation yeah because erection and excess excess alcohol do not go together like i said gotta keep how disappointing is you fucking meet a couple at a club and she wants to fucking fuck your brains out and your dick can't get hard i had a i remember last time i saw a limp dick a guy couldn't get hard at you know at club, and he tried and tried.
I had a great threesome with two women at Caliente because their husbands could not get hard, and those girls wanted to get fucked. And luckily me, AC, my cock was standing hard as a rock as a 21-year-old and all that. No means no, all right don't do it he says no don't do it practice safe sex i don't care what you do you can practice safe sex you can go bareback i don't give a shit do what you want to do i'm not the one i'm not judging you you do whatever you need to do and that's fine uh don't invite a girl along as your partner with a plan to ditch her at first opportunity. Look at that.
I get ahead of myself. Yes, do not ditch, bring a girl just for her to get you in for cheaper. A lot of dudes are doing this. You look like a scumbag. Actually, to me, you're a scumbag until you can prove otherwise. Now, I bring girls that are not in the lifestyle that want to check it out. But you know what? You know how many times I really swap partners with anybody? It's fucking less than 1%. It's got to be. Because you know what? Either I'm fucking her and I'll fuck her all night. Or she gets horny and she fucks another dude in front of me. I don't really. Like I said. As I got older.
My desires have changed changed where I love watching women get pleasured by other men and women so I have run girls but I never planned to ditch them I my rule is I come with you I leave with you I had girls said that ditched me I actually got girls ditched me for whatever reason they fucking did it if it's If it's a theme night, please make an effort. Now, you can make an effort. So you go to look at the club website. See what is going on beforehand. Now, when you get there, you ain't going to know. If you don't know, you don't know. So don't get there.
Don't go all frustrated if you go to a club and you don't know the theme. It's okay. Also, it's a good way to have a starter conversation.
Now clubs around houston do not have starter conversations they don't have things i think i can't remember i think i think it's tpc is going to have a locking key which i think is a great idea they should do this shit more one club in dallas had that a locking key where you had to go find the lock and you guys will lend a plot you had they will give you a key the woman will get a lock and you had to go to each woman and put your key in their lock see if it opened if you did you got a prize then they also had a game where 21 where they gave you a card and you had to get find people and match get 21 and you get a prize too so you know those were great nights at the club because i got to talk to people my introverted ass would have to be was forced to talk to people and i got laid a lot so i really like those those are the good clubs you know clubs the clubs in houston it's hey here's our lovely place here's our playroom here's our adult porn theater here's our shower okay have a great night if you need anything let me know that's it there's no games there's no nothing a lot of couples sit around and stare at each other and go okay what do we do all do?
All right? So that is key. If you want to go theme night, do a theme night. But, you know, I don't know. I don't do theme nights. I just dress to impress. So hopefully you get to a club and you get to have some good orgy sex or you get to have some fun. You get to watch someone. You get to hear some people talk and all that. So, you know, it's just one of those things. You know, it's hard for a gentleman, dude. It is hard for us. So, you know, don't really worry about it. Do the best that you can. And you'll be all right. You know, I'm not, I think you'll be all right. All right.
Also, you got to keep your expectations realistic.
If you are, I don't know, it's, I don't want to, it's real hard to say, you know, if you want, if you are you know a young cat you'll have i think you'll have a great time because you know what more people more couples are into younger guys and that's okay i was a young guy once and i was the one that's being picked over all of all the other guys if you need to get in shape maybe go hit the gym you, you know, do something like that, you know, look nice, your body, what you wear is your painting, it's your canvas, it's going to show people, even if you're out of shape, wear something nice that fits you, you know, go to the store, get an outfit, keep the expectations realistic, you know, if you're 65, I don't know if you're gonna be picked a lot you know couples might not are not always looking for a 65 year old guy if you're 50 same thing um if you have an attitude problem you got a chip on your shoulder keep it at the door you know you could be pissed off like ac um when i leave the club i'm pissed off when i go to the club i smile you know i try to do stuff and all that so you know, I try be pissed off like AC.
When I leave the club, I'm pissed off. When I go to the club, I smile. You know, I try to do stuff and all that. So, you know, I try to do all that. You know, trying to keep it real. All right. Let's see. What else? Be respectful, classy. Don't just sit at the bar all night. Don't be creepy guy in the shadows. I'm sometimes a creepy guy in the shadows.
the shadows smile and appear approachable smile if you've got your hands folded and you have a regular frown on your face you don't look approachable and people don't want to approach you because you look kind of mean and all that shit so you know you got to be very careful about that remember swinging couples are a team if you want to approach a couple do it when they are both there not when the husband walks away to refresh his drink or go to the pisser don't laugh don't launch into a conversation about sex or push for sex we want they want a little bit of flirtation little cheeky banner maybe a little let her pat you on if she's touching you your arm and all that she's probably into you so maybe you could touch her like touch her little booty, give a little pat on the back there and all that.
Don't lie and say you're checking out the club before you bring your imaginary partner. Guys do this. Oh, I got a wife. I'm going to bring her here. They heard it before and all that. So don't worry about it. If you don't have a partner, just tell them, I'm here single.
Don't take rejection there'll be a hundred couples at the club 90 of them will not even want to have a conversation with you because you're not what they're looking for they don't want single guys so they don't bother with you and i do that too if i know a couple does not play with single guys i don't even bother with them there's no point because you know what a lot of it's they always think the worst of us they think that we're trying to fuck the girl oh no because you know what i'm trying to be nice just being nice doesn't mean i want to fuck your wife and all that so you know what so go there don't be upset if people don't like you you know what accept it graciously say okay maybe next time you know if you know anybody that might play with single men that might be interested in a guy like me, please let me know and all that.
Don't tell tells about other couples even if it's really a great story or reveal their secrets or their real names. It's not just cool. I don't do that a lot. Apparently, I said something on here that some guy put his real name in his handle.
his handle i will do handles i'm sorry but that's just the way it is and i i will say a handle don't put your real name in your handle if you bump into someone outside of the club environment don't rush over to talk to them yeah if you see someone i hate this when it happens it hasn't happened to me a lot so it doesn't really matter but i had i seen people outside of lifestyle at regular places i don't approach them i don't talk to them and all that i just might give them a nod and something like that and say hey you know hey how you doing if someone took photos don't add them on your profile or send them to anyone else without asking permission like you know people on telegram will post videos of them fucking a girl and you know did the girl approve of it and stuff like that or don't post photos of people's pictures you block you could do block out their head and all that shit i do that i block out my head and all that so you know it's it is what it is uh let's see what else watching play is fine but participants look uncomfortable or ask you to move away.
Please do so. All right? Do not just sit there. To me, if you're out in the open and fucking and they get upset that you're watching them, fuck, then that's more on them. Don't take it personally.
That's more their thing because, you you know what because i'm guaranteed the couple next to you that's watching them too they have no problem with that because you're since you're a single guy they probably have a problem with that and it just creeps them out and all that so i don't know it is what it is don't lie about your experience stay you're a newbie it's okay fuck people love newbies because you're fresh they can train you the way they want to train you yeah they can so you know what don't lie just say i'm a new i don't know I don't know what the fuck i'm doing i don't even know if i can do this because i know guys who go oh yeah i can do this and i go hey buddy let's go tag team my girl okay get in that room he can't get hard because i'm in there because he can't he doesn't he didn't he thought he could do it like i said everyone thinks they could be a porn star, but a lot.
He can't get hard because I'm in there because he thought he could do it. Like I said, everyone thinks they could be a porn star, but a lot of them can't and all that. So make sure you have consent that it's okay to touch the girl, the woman. Ask the husband, hey, is it okay if I touch your lady? And then if he says yes, ask her. Just don't go, okay, because she might not want you to touch her. The husband might be into you fucking her, but the woman might, no, I don't want to be fucking this guy. So ask both. Ask the male first and ask her. Don't be drama, all right?
If a woman's clingy, if the couple's clingy after sex, all right, it's okay because guess what? When you leave that club, you never will see them again probably, all right? You know, I see people all the time because I go to the club a lot. I'm trying to wane off the clubs and only go once or twice a month. But I saw a lot of people or they saw me. And, you know, I don't want none of their drama. Like I said, I want to be drama free.
This is for me to have sex, to blow off steam, off steam to have a great time you know maybe i connect with a couple and you know there's one or two couples that i do have a great connection with that i meet for sex and all that and it's great it's great chemistry and all that so you know what find out ditch the drama and all that try to build relationships like for me i don't want to have like guys will have fucking like i go to a club and the guy will be talking to everyone because he fucked all these girls i don't want to do that i don't need to fuck every couple and be friends with every couple all i need to do like i said find one or two motherfuckers and roll with them all right if i don't fuck anybody else that's fine i got those two and i love those two to death and i want to be with them and hang out with them all right do i want to fuck other women sure of course everyone every dude wants to fuck every girl at the club but you know what you can't really build a relationship like that they think they can they think they do because they see every they all hang out together and all that but that's not really a relationship all right think about it what kind of relationship do you want i just want a couple people to fuck around with and have a great time after you fuck your girl the wife you say you have a threesome you fuck them you know fist bump the male uh i actually hugged a guy one guy hugged me and all that that was fine because they were venezuelan i think that's the culture so i was like all right that's no problem and you know kiss the wife goodbye thank you very much for allowing me to enjoy this experience you know a lot of times i just fist bump the dude say thank you sir and i say thank you ma'am and thank you whatever thank you rosie for letting me fuck you a good night.
I don't say fuck you, but thank you for everything. I'll be out in the club if you need anything, all right, and all that. So, you know, let them know that you're appreciative of what they have done and what they have let you done to her and the husband and all that because, you know what, that's very fucking special. It takes a special dude and a special woman to allow another man into their bedroom. That's the most intimate part of any relationship is that bedroom, and they allowed you in there. They don't have to allow anybody in there. They could be monogamous.
They could be vanilla, but they choose to allow you, and they saw something in you that they liked and said, we'll allow this man into our intimate area so if you you like those tips great if you don't i don't know but like but like i said guys we have we can be in this lifestyle we're just as welcome to everyone else and we can all do it you just got to be able to take your time and enjoy what you're going to get. All right? So, remember, gentlemen, shave your cock and balls. All right? Just like Dojo Cat, Al Michaels said, shave your cock and balls.
No one wants a forest down there to be sucking on and getting the twigs. They want the shaft balls baby they want that's all they want they don't want the branches so gentlemen you can you are wanted and you are needed in this lifestyle good gentlemen are needed and wanted in this lifestyle but you know what you're always going to get bad people no matter what lifestyle you go vanilla swinger poly whatever other sexual preferences gay you're all going to have bad people in there. And we just got to get sipped through the bullshit. Once we do that, everything will be great.
You know, find your group of people that you connect with, find that little niche in your lifestyle and you'll be fine. All right. So with that, America, keep on swinging. All you international people keep on swinging and having a great time. Europeans, you motherfuckers, are having a great time anyways. You can show us Americans how to really live sometimes, you know? So if you have any questions, email me at gmail at swingingsinglepodcast at gmail.com. I'm on Twitter, swingingsinglem.
I'm on TikTok, swingingsinglepodcast single podcast all that all this will be posted in a couple of hours so signing off from the upside down pineapple studios here in houston texas have a great night and keep on swinging Is it a night or for life? Let's just see what happens Can't be wrong, it feels so right Oh, I, I just can't help it And I, I give in to it Time, it just stops moving Stops moving Oh, you, you got me. You got me feeling good tonight. Yeah, you, you got me. You let me know that it's all right.
And when I blow your body, I don't want to stop it the way way that we're rocking, yeah, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight.
