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listeners it's your host ac maxwell beaming through your speakers to sparkle some extra sparkle into your day whether you're living up that single life to the fullest curious about the world of non-traditional dating or just here for a good time you turn to the right spot today we're going to uh going on an adventure together through the captivating jungle of swinging yes you heard that right we're decoding the mysteries breaking down the burials and spotlighting the 105 swinging definitions you absolutely should know yes 105 i couldn't fucking believe it either now i know that what you're thinking 105 that's a lot ac but trust me by the end of today's episode, not only will you be enlightened and entertained, but you'll also be equipped with a treasure trove of knowledge that will, that'll make you a conservational superstar at any dinner party, who, or who knows, maybe it'll be your next exclusive social gathering.
We're starting off with a basis where we sell into the exotic and everything in between ever heard of lifestyle how about soft swap versus full splot or maybe the mysteries of unicorn hunting has always baffled you well wonder no more because all of these terms and 102 more are getting demystified today so buckle up grab your favorite drink and let's embark on the journey of discovery together remember here at the swinging single podcast it's all about embracing life celebrating choices and always keeping an open mind let's dive right in first let's hear from juliette the swinging single podcast with host ac maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only the opinions views and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host, A.C.
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By listening to the Swinging Single podcast, you acknowledge that you have read and understand this disclaimer and agree to its terms shave your cock and balls gentlemen oh yeah thank you juliet yes gentlemen shave those cock and balls those girls don't want that hairy ass shit but you heard it right we're going to talk about 105 swinging definitions that you should know this is crazy as shit when i first started swinging and back in 1998 there were two things you needed to know are you full swap or swap swap there is none of this other this bullshit that 105 things you need the definitions that we call swingers and i'm learning after 26 years i'm learning all kinds of different terms and terminology that the swingers these young cats are using today me you know ac i just love to fuck and just want to fuck uh it doesn't really matter what you want to call yourself i'm good to go with anything let's just get down in bed and start fucking all right so let's look at this i found this when i was doing my research of what to talk about on my podcast i ran into this this title is called on swing social.com it's 105 swinging lifestyle definitions you should know and it's by the swinging administration that they have there so are you ready to understand the 105 swinging lifestyle definitions well this may seem like a lot but you will get to know a group uh the group the grip you'll get a grip on these terms as you start exploring your sexuality at the swing social and other party events.
Not all 105 Swinger lifestyle definitions will apply to you or even your partner, but it's always good to understand what our community and our members are talking about when you receive a message from them or when you get an amazing opportunity to to meet in person at one of their parties so they came up with this list of 105 and let me tell you i'm shocked because it's like i thought like maybe it's just like the bullshit thing where they put 105 but there's only got like 50 of them or 10 of them but they get i counted all of them it's 105 yes i was bored and i had nothing to do so you know i might as well just fucking go lead over all right so we're gonna go over all these bad boys uh and all that and some of them are very things i already know things that i already know but there are some things that i didn't know like let's go over the first term have you ever heard of the word acdc when i hear acDC, I think of the band from Australia.
I think they're from Australia, Back in Black and all that. But swinging world has taken it over. Swinging has turned ACDC to something else.
And ACDC means someone who enjoys sexual activity involving both the same sex and the opposite sex, bisexual bisexual so this is why the swingers are getting annoying sometimes we are just creating more confusion with acdc instead of saying hey i'm acdc we're an acdc couple and you're like what the fuck does that mean all i gotta do is say i'm bisexual right am i wrong it says someone enjoys sexual activity involving both the same sex and the opposite sex so what's so hard i don't know guys i don't understand it but i guess i don't know i don't understand why it would say acdc while they say something else but who knows all right let's pause this music right here let's go here music right here all right we'll put that on there put some music on here while we go over the definitions the 105 definitions all right so it's acdc basically you're bisexual it could have been just been easier to say hey i'm bisexual but hey what what would i know you know i don't know nothing me know nothing all right then we have another word this one i knew also airtight when we refer to airtight in the swinging lifestyle it means according to swingsocial.com all holes are filled the vagina the anus and the mouth now that's a lot of cocks in a lot of areas ladies and gentlemen and I have seen very few women in my 26 years of swinging be able to be airtight also what I also would think airtight is is also where you got a guy with a monster cock going inside a woman and she has her vagina is tight airtight inside there ain't nothing getting in nothing getting out all right so that's why i thought airtight was but airtight means all three holes your vagina anus and mouth ladies that's a call to action on you part on your part get going and start doing it oh let's see another one all right uh backstage pass backstage pass bsp giving another member on an online dating site access to your private gallery all right that makes sense backstage pass you're going to give them that thing uh on quiver i think you got to give you got to give a x you can do that too so sls sdc all those things you can now have little private galleries i think cassidy too awesome now here's one that we also know bareback that's intercourse without the use of condoms.
That hasn't changed over the years. And I heard about bareback back in the 90s. We either said bareback, raw, or just no condoms or anything like that. So we know that one. That's a very simple one to know. That's a simple one to remember. You're not going to have any problems with that one. So the next one is BBC. And you know it, right, ladies?
Big Blackh's you some of you big black hawk lovers out there a lot of you are out there bbc is not just a television station in england but it also means big black hawk all right that's a pretty easy one now we're going to some more let's see what we have here we have bbw that's pretty self-explanatory. Big, beautiful woman. Typically used to describe a plus-size woman. And I see some of these women are calling themselves BBWs that are not really BBWs. Thicknesses, you know, not as women want to be called thick.
I kind of upset some women when I say I like BBWs I do AC AC loves BBWs I actually loves all women it don't matter what size petite now if I'm preferring to date someone and do all that I want a nice thick girl I like a big ass big thighs and all that but BBW big beautiful woman another word that you should know BH a couple years, a long time ago, about five, ten years ago. And I never mentioned anything of it because I thought it was just dumb. It's called BHM, big, handsome man. So that's like the alternative to the BBW for women, where we have men.
So big, handsome man, typically used to describe a plus size man. I, myself, used to be plus size. Yes. I used to be a little bigger dude. Um, back in the day, then I started working out, figuring out how to make myself swim. So I'm no longer a BHM, but I am a, you know, a good looking cat. So, you know, BHM big, handsome man. All right. Those are the plus sizes. That's the opposite. Now, do you ever see that? Have any of you ever heard of that term? I heard it once, um, when I was swinging a long time ago and it was not pretty much anything. It was just kind of, Oh, it's a BHM.
And I was, and it was just like in passing, but I never heard anyone say that. I never heard anyone put it on a profile or anything like that. So now another one, BDSM. It's an acronym commonly interpreted as bondage and discipline, BD dominance and submissive and Sato Sites the array of the lifestyle fetishes to put them all together. i do not participate in any bdsm i have women that love it and i will take them to a dungeon that some guy beat the shit whip her do whatever they beat the shit out of her, whatever she wants. I'll do it as a, you know, as a good man should do. All right.
So BDSM by curious, having a curiosity for having attraction to or sexual experimentation with the same gender or sex. All right. Very simple. Very easy one right there. Because, you know, a lot of times it gets kind of confusing. We're going to get confused when we go over 105 of these motherfuckers. All right. Let's see. That's bicarious. Now, here's one.
I really like this one by flexible a person who isn't necessarily bisexual but has bisexual tendencies so that could be women that you know i'm not going to eat your box i'm not going to let you eat my box but you know you can fondle my titties and you can do all that stuff or guys you know like i can't i don't know if i would say i guess i'm biflexible because i i do double penetration double vaginal penetration and all that so i think i'm i have by i'm biflexible i can put myself under that bracket and i'm gonna put myself into those brackets when i go over them see if they're anything like me but biflexible you're being able to you know you have bisexual tendencies it doesn't mean you're completely bisexual and all that and i know that's not a big non-bisexual women in the lifestyle are not very wanted or not not since they wanted they're just not very saw after because a lot of women they are a lot of those couples they want the bisexual uh female next one now this is one that really grossed me out when i was in germany but cocky i my very first personal in-person bakake which is several men ejaculating onto one woman now usually with the japanese bakake was ejaculating on the girl's face and in germany it was the same damn thing the girl was jacking jack the guys were jacking off onto her face and it was something else it the woman looked like a glazed donut after all the men were done it was like holy shit i never saw him i gagged a little bit this was a club this was a swinger club in berlin and this is back in 2004 2005 maybe and i just remember going i'm sorry gonna puke because i never saw anything like that before i told you european people i love them because they're freaky as shit and there's if you want to fantasy ladies and you and you can't get it done in america go to europe you're gonna get that shit done trust me there's plenty of people that will get your shit done another one that i might fall into and there's always controversy because of this a bull is a man either single or part of a couple looking for casual sex with females men considered bulls are usually well endowed now i heard on instagram i saw one bulls are just a single man it doesn't talk about the endowment but in one of the caveats to that was some people believe it's well endowed and that's what i think it is i think a bull is someone who is well endowed i don't consider myself any a bull all right i'm not an animal even if i did have an eight inch and ten inch to cock i'm still not going to consider myself a bull because i don't see they look like i'm not a kind of jackass bulls are kind of jackassy type of animals i'm not that way so i don't consider myself ever to be a bull no matter how well endowed i am but for a well endowed man in the swinger lifestyle in the united states because outside of the united states these terms are different because a bull is totally different outside of this country you've got cock holding a lot of people think cock holding here was about black guys fucking white women it's not it's about women fucking other men and having the hubby be submissive to all the men.
Awesome. So a bull, you know, someone that wants a single guy or a part of a couple, you know, that fucks other women. Can entertain. This is two words. Can entertain. Willing and able to invite sexual playmates or swinging couples to their home to party.
And when we say party, that means to boom boom get it on baby and that's what they want to do so when someone says they can entertain that means they can have they can host people also when they say they can travel people are not constrained by distance when they're able and are able to travel for hookups when i was younger in my 20s and 30s i can i had no responsibility no family no nothing i could go off and go anywhere i'd fucking take off on a weekend to go to florida to go party and hang out and fucking meet people down in florida and fuck you know fuck the girl the wife for the husband and all that but you know things change but i was able to travel and i was always traveling to different clubs like i was going to uh the country home in ohio which i do believe is closed down because i can't find it anymore but that was a great fucking swinger club out in the middle of nowhere in the ohio pennsylvania border then i had dj's island and beaver beaver falls pennsylvania outside of north of picksburg another great place and i'm living in buffalo at the time so i had to go drive quite a way to get to a good club and also remember they only allow they allow single guys in every day so it wasn't like i could only go on a friday i can go on a friday and saturday so what i would do is go to drive down to uh beaver falls dj's island on friday party there swing my dick there then go to over on saturday night go to the country home and go have a party there and swing my dick there also that's where i met one of my very first couples i actually got a full-fledged relationship with so can travel people who cannot constrain let's see now i don't know if i'm gonna be saying this right can dualism can dualism which is sexual arousal from watching a partner have sex with or engage in sexual activity with another person that's definitely me 100 i love taking my girlfriends when they're willing to go to a swinger club to go and watch them fuck other men and women i don't have a preference it's whatever she likes and remember i always say you gotta let the woman have fun and that means let her do what she wants to do don't force her to do anything don't yell at her about doing anything don't pressure into anything say hey you want to fuck that guy yes or no she says no good no problem because i'm gonna fuck you later honey and don't worry about it you're gonna get your your squirting and action going on all right next one cheating very simple any activity be it sexual or otherwise that violates the agreements of the relationship is done without a partner's consent or knowledge a lot of times and in the swinging lifestyle there's a lot of people that are cheating let's not fucking sit there and say oh it's all it's all open and no it's not a lot of couples are cheating on each other in the swinging lifestyle you know i had girlfriends that would do the swinging lifestyle with me and find out they're fucking four or five other guys that i didn't even know about and you know like like i said i have standards i know who's fucking who i know who's dirty who's safe and who i can trust and who i cannot trust in this lifestyle because i pay attention when i go to a club i'm watching everybody who they're doing who they're talking to are they talking to anybody are they going back in the play in the open?
If they're out in the open, are they wearing condoms and shit like that? And I just know. So, you know, 99.9% of the times when a female asks me, can I play with that dude? It's like, oh, yes, 99.9% of the time. But there's that one time where the guy, I know, he fucks everything without a rubber. He's very dirty. He's not clean. We don't know nothing. We can't trust him.
him even with the condom on you cannot trust someone just with a condom all right if he's sticking his dick in every goddamn vagina in the city of houston or fucking wherever you're at and he puts on a condom on that ain't 100 you remember you got oral sex you got fluids passing there and shit like that all right so condoms are not always safe so you gotta be smart but a lot of cheating is done in the lifestyle and a lot of people don't want to admit it because they say their communication is great well you know it's not always great those girls trips we know what goes on those girl trips you've been to Vegas with those girl trips we all know what's going on clean hygienic and free from sexually transmitted infections that's one thing I.
You owe, the only thing you owe other swingers is the fact that you are healthy and you're a clean checkup. Other than that, you don't need to tell them your name. You don't need the phone numbers. You don't need the job descriptions. You don't need anything else other than the clean. Cleanup.
Going down on a partner after they have had sex now it does not say after a guy carrying pied your girl it just says after so and i do this a lot after you know we get fucked we swap partners and whatnot or two guys have split roasted her i'll eat her pussy out because you know what sometimes pussy juice tastes real good and you want to get that now there's some women whose pussy juices don't taste that great and you kind of let's go clean up first before i go Thank you.
sometimes the pussy juice tastes real good and you want to get there now there's some women whose pussy juices don't taste that great and you kind of let's go clean up first before i go down on there but there's some other women who i had with like miss n which i told about a couple podcasts ago her pussy juice tasted excellent and i mean excellent there was nothing and you would think for a girl that had had lived in a sloppy ass house would have pussy. Her pussy was the probably the cleanest pussy that I ever, ever had the privilege of going down on and fucking having a relationship with.
All right. So clean up. Make sure you're going down to your partner after you had had sex. All right. Now, we're only on the C still. Closed door.
That's where couples are comfortable playing in separate rooms without their partners being able to be in there able to visually observe them in a club environment this means uh let's see that means that you that there are doors which can be closed for private play without interruption all right so we gotta break that down that's a pretty big one so let's say it says couples who are comfortably playing in separate rooms without their partners being able to visually observe them all right that's one all right so that means you're a couple you walk into the club you see another couple she wants to go bang your husband you say okay go you two remain outside front party and doing whatever and those two go have fun or you do it you go out you see a guy you want to see you want to see a girl you want to do girl girl but you don't want the husbands watching you go in the back room fuck come back that is what closed doors means but so but also there's also a second one in a club environment means where the doors where there are doors which can be closed for private play without interruption so closed doors could be a lot i don't really like the first part i like the second part now when you go to sunclubs sunclubs do not even have doors on the rooms and this is why i think that's a better way to do it because you know what you have people who are shy and you don't want shy people at your club i worked at this club called club cave there wasn't one fucking door on any other rooms and saturday night friday night you had to walk over people from fucking when i was cleaning up because i used to work there i had to clean up i'm having to step over people when they're fucking getting pounded fucking shit like that why because there's no doors and it forced people to talk and mingle with each other and watch people get fucked and girls get horny get wet guys get hard on and now they want to fuck so that was i thought that was a great thing not having the doors on there they did have one door you could rent a room and make money off of it and they had a vip with the door now if i had my own club i don't think i would have any doors i think i have a couple rooms one or two rooms at the door so in case you know you get those but everything else has to be open you know come on anyways so that's that's closed door closet swingers someone who hides the fact that they are swingers and that's probably 90 of the swinging population a lot of them are closet swingers i don't believe that if you don't want to tell no one, you shouldn't have to tell no one.
Like I said, you don't owe anybody anything in this lifestyle. A lot of people say you owe this person that. If you meet a couple, you want to play with that couple, you know everything. No, you owe them one thing, your health status. So if you got herpes, you got HIV or whatever the fuck you got, you've got to tell them.
Other other than that everything else doesn't matter you can lie i always tell people just lie about your name tell them make up a fucking thing tell them you're a ceo of oil company tell them you own a business or whatever you do you don't have to tell them anything and you know what some people do some people don't but a close swinger you don't want no one to know your swinger cock blocked interfering with another person's attempts to get laid this happens a lot, um, uh, to to a lot of people i had it happen i met a single girl at dj's island i was in my late 20s so i got my game i'm fucking ripped i got look good about good body shit like that and i met the single girl there and she's we're up at the bar if you've been to dj's island you know you walk in there's a bar right there so i'm just sitting up there it's a saturday night we're having fun and i'm like talking to this girl i'm like and she's probably around my age or even younger and i asked her i go so where's your husband because we're talking so maybe this girl's into me maybe like a fucking fucker and so i go where's your husband i need to talk to your husband oh i'm here i'm not i don't have a boyfriend or anything i'm not married uh i have a kid but i don't have a husband or anything and i'm here with another couple you said i'm single so this is all right so the motherfucking couple that she was with sees her talking to me having a good time laughing and you know touching each other like on the arms and shit this motherfucking dude comes up and says we don't need to be talking to him let's go because this asshole wanted to keep that pussy to himself because he didn't want to share their wealth and all that so i never got the chance to even be with that girl never even got the chance to talk to her and that kind of that and that was what a cock block is trying to interfere with someone attempts to get laid don't do that i'm like the one i like i always tell guys i will always help another single dude get laid i always tell guys hey look at that couple over there they love single dudes go talk to them things like that i go or you know that couple over there they don't like single dudes they don't even know how to talk to you do not talk to them just leave them alone because you know what you don't want to give that and um give off that vibe and you're trying to get laid by everybody so you got to be very careful.
Like I said, I watch, I know who's who I know what's doing, what, and all that. And I got a fart. So hopefully you won't hear it. All right. Comparison, excitement, pleasure, and desire. You see your partner having sex with someone else, the opposite of jealousy. So you kind of compare yourself. Hmm.
I made a squirt a little more than he did whatever that is all right whatever the other so comparison excitement pleasure and desire to see your partner having sex i always do comparison i'm not worried about fucking uh if my girl is i don't really get jealous if she leaves before another dude good bless her heart let's see how she does because i can tell you what now you ain't't gonna do better than me because i'm very open about my sexuality i'm very open about my feelings and all that i always you know wear my heart on my sleeve all right so consensual non-consensual cnc i was just talking about this i was at a gangbang this afternoon and i can't believe this shit is real the giving over consent to be violated for the purpose of role play commonly associated with rape and ravishment fantasy i will never do a fucking cnc because you don't know that person you don't even know it could be a setup one it could be a setup two it could be some ex-boyfriend trying to get back at his girl and say hey she's gonna be in the her door is unlocked she's gonna be in the kitchen go over there and rape her she loves that fantasy No, I'm not gonna, fuck, nope, it's all about consent, you know what, and I heard, and I'm hearing a lot of women like this fantasy of being raped, being against her will, so I don't know, but you know what, don't ask me to do it, I'm not doing it, and the one, next one after the non-consent is consent, informed and clear permission given without manipulation or coercion,ent can be retracted at any time.
And this is what really sucks, because you know what? If you're fucking pounding this girl, right? You've got a doggie, and she says, stop, you've got to stop. And it is hard. Listen, let's not lie, you know. Women, you think it's easy, but it's not really that easy for a guy or anybody. You're fucking getting pounded. Just think about this, ladies. You're getting the best dick of your life. You're on there. He's getting fucked. You're getting fucked. And he says, no, I can't do it anymore. Bam. You're almost there at the climax, and you're fucked.
So it's kind of hard for, you know, some people. And it's kind of, I don't know. It is what it is, but fuck it.
You know, it is what what it is so just make sure you always have consent don't ever touch someone without asking ladies do the same thing you guys are creepy too i got i heard uh what was the fuck who look i think unicorn hunters they had a uh a video of creepy things that women do at uh swinger resorts or swinger parties and i'm gonna look at that and see how listen to it and maybe do a podcast over that anyways a couple for the purpose of swinging defined as a man and a woman either married de facto or in a committed relationship or a single couple dating for swinging purposes i'm pretty much the last part a couple a single couple dating for swinging purposes that's what me so you know a couple you know what it is cock cold we already talked about that a little a husband whose wife plays without him or who watches his wife play with others or is and or is forced to watch all right i'm not a cock hold i don't like that word towards me i'm a stag all right and maybe stag and i think stags in here all right anything like okay dildo you know this an artificial penis usually made of silicone or plastic good we know this we're getting there discreet discreet discretion this person is very private about swinging activities and asks what, asks that you are to when contacting them.
Discreet discretion. Everyone be discreet when you are, you know, talking to people.
Now, don't use your fucking first and last name on your ID handle all right i had a problem with that when i did that i asked i didn't know the fucking guy was that dumb to put his first and last name on his id handle and when i mentioned it there everyone like freaked out oh you're calling out uh swingers you're doxing them i go no motherfucker i didn't i use your handle so if you have handle come slut 247 i'm gonna say come slut 247 if you have your name johnny smith and your name is johnny smith that's your fucking stupid uh fault you shouldn't be that dumb to sit there and put that on your uh swinger profile all right and a lot of couples do they put the first names on there don't put your your first name.
We have AI, everybody. Go on an AI chatbot going, what's a great name for a swinging couple? And it'll spit out 10 names, all right? So that's what I did to put up my names when I put on SDC. Because I didn't know what the fuck, what the fuck do I put? I'm horrible at that. You know, it's like the black guys who always have BBC Houston, BBC 12-inch, BBC. They already put BBC, okay? Can you come up with something different? Like, hey, distinguished gentleman, sexy man, 182, something like that. Come on. But be discreet. If people want to be discreet.
Now, you're going to have to remember, do you want to fuck with people that are not discreet? There are some people that tell the whole world they're swingers, and they tell their families and friends that they're all swingers and shit like that. So you got to do that. Now this one, next one, I want to go back to Europe because I didn't even know this is this, dogging, which is having sex in public area while others watch. The term originated in the UK and it usually involves people meeting in cars.
I actually talked to podcast group there called swing book they're on instagram go on there it's just google swing book and i talked to them i'm talking about does dogging really happen they're like yeah so they go you fuck i'm like are you kidding me like that's awesome that'd be cool because i see videos on porn like on poor hope you got dogging and all that i'm like holy shit and that's very they said it's very popular in uh um europe so i want to go back there just go do some dogging dominant a sexual partner in control willing submissive but heart partner often abbreviated as a dom no i'm not a dom i don't want to be abusive or sexual partner controlling.
I want you to have a good time. Now, if you want me to tell you what to do, I can tell you what to do, but that's not my personality, that's not my style. Double penetration, you refer to the female having two holes penetrated at the same time. Now, this usually refers to her anus and her vagina, her ass and vagina. And all that.
Now, if you talk about double penetration just in the vagina alone, where two guys stick their dicks like in porn in her vagina that's double vaginal penetration all right which is on here also maybe uh drama free a couple's relationship is free of jealousy that's what the ultimate goal for you should be as a couple to be drama free now will it be drama yes don't ever sit there say when a couple says they're drama free i'm like oh i don't know about that because you know what drama's everywhere you some of it's going to be big some of it will be small but you want to keep make sure you have those couples that have small drama because there are some couples where if you don't play with them they start talking shit about people they're very negative people they up front and to your face you know it in their face they're telling how beautiful you are how handsome you are but behind your back they're talking shit about how stupid you are and that you're fucking not worth it and there's a lot of couples like that out there and which is sad because you know what just have a good time i'm just there to go to the club to have a good time i'm not there to form lifelong relationships with everybody if i do happen to find someone like that which i do have a couple of them that's great that's even better but the overall goal is there to have fun all right exhibitionist which is me i'm an exhibitionist someone who is experiencing sexual arousal or pleasure from displaying their body and having sex while other people watch i love that shit uh i love it when i go to the club i got some you know usually some ladies uh would be doing like joe buck and troy aikman doing play-by-play while i'm fucking a girl that's always great and you can hear them they're not loud they're not fucking you know they're not quiet about they're very loud and all that but you know i'm actually vicious family first a lifestyle couple who have family situation which makes it difficult to drop everything to meet not a couples are like that where their kids happen a lot of couples now younger couples coming in you know they come in they don't have any kids boom bada bing she's pregnant they have kids you don't see them for a while see them for a couple five ten years maybe and all that because you know family does come first and family always should come first if your family doesn't come first before you're swinging you've got to check recheck your priorities i'm telling you right now do that ac says check your fucking priorities because your family should always come first because at the end of it guess what your family's not going to pay your rent your family's not going to pay your bills your family's not going to go to the hospital take care of you you think those swinging couples will fuck no they won't they'll drop you faster than a fucking you know whatever fetish an exotic or a sexual fixation with a particular object or act in some instances it's simply a turn-on in others it's a it's a requirement for sexual graphification.
Let's see. Fluid bonded.
I never never heard of this one a consensual agreement between often monogamous partners sheer sexual secretions calm etc on gagging and then or or by engaging in non-protective sex all right so that's fluid bonded okay so you know that means you just don't wear a condom you blow your load inside the girl or she blows you and she swallows her cum or you eat her out you she squirts on your face you take it my first time i ever made a girl squirt she was on sitting on top of my fucking face and she squirted all down my fucking throat which was kind of weird i was kind of scared it didn't taste bad at all she kind of tasted uh sweet so it wasn't bad friends with benefits we all know this one usually not just a sex only relationship but started from the basis of friendship and evolved into into a friendship so Friends with benefits.
We all know this one. Usually not just a sex-only relationship, but started from the basis of friendship and evolves into a friendship. So, friends with benefits, easy. Fuck buddy. People who fuck on a semi-regular basis but are not in a relationship. I have quite a few of those fuck buddies. Full swap. A couple who is comfortable switching partners with another couple for full penetration.
That was one of the very, that was the only one or two terms back in 1998 that i would ever hear full swap gang bang when a single girl or girl or a couple with a group woman is the center of attention and having sex with multiple men usually on the same night now i wonder if they're going to have train on here let's see if they do i don't know i don't what do you guys think you think they're going to have train triad nope they don't have triad so a gangbang would be five guys let's just say like today when i went to the gangbang today it would be five guys and it was five of us and one girl and we're all doing her at the same time now if it's let's say it was just she did five guys in one day but it was like one guy after another where i would go finish leave another guy, go and leave.
Same thing to a goal. That is what we call a train where it's one guy after another, not when, you know, she's got two hands, she's jacking two guys off and she's getting pounded from behind or she's on missionary and getting pounded. So you just, you know, that's the difference. Generous. And I don't know why they put this in here as swinging, but generous is referring to exchange of money for sex. And I just thought that was a weird-ass one to put in there because it kind of sounds like prostitution. Now, is there prostitution in swinging?
I would hate to say, you know, yes, there are couples that prostitute.
There are couples that will say, hey, come to my house, and for $100, you can fuck my wife and they're swingers too but you know they're making money i guess but prostitution prostitution group sex what most non-swingers think swingers do every weekend it's a sexual activity between three or more people everyone thinks like i said everyone fucking thinks swinging and swingers are like you see in hollywood and porn videos if that was true i would not be having a podcast no one would have a podcast because we'd be busy fucking guys right are you you know what i'm saying nothing swinging is nothing like we see in the movies or on tv or in the porn videos i wish it was i wish i could tell you that you go there you're gonna go to a club you're gonna fuck this ain't 1998 when i first started gang bangs were the rage every doofus would walk in single guy would walk in and guess what they're getting laid i mean when i went to date and swim social one time it only took 10 minutes for a couple to walk up to me and say hey you want to fuck my wife 10 fucking minutes i'm i could got there at 9 9 10 i was talking to him 9 15 my dick was inside of her i mean that's how crazy that shit was back in that day now it's like well you gotta spend fucking eight hours trying to talk to him and do all that shit but it is what it is man you just gotta take with the good with the bad but group sex three or more people that's what they consider groups that do not get mad at me if you think group sex is five or more people go to swing social bitch at them hardcore or where sexual activities is assumed all right hard swinging i never heard this one a swinger party or encounter where sexual interaction is assumed and expected.
I guess I like hard swinging. Now, there are some Houston, there are some, what do we call it? What do we call it? What do we call, I mean, house parties where, yeah, you're going to go there and there's going to be some fucking. And I have been to orgies in Houston where everyone gets naked and everyone starts fucking. There's the understanding that that's what everyone goes. There's going to be more guys and girls and all that. And I talked to one guy who has it and I asked him today, I go, did you, do you tell people that this party is open to everybody? It's not just single.
It's just not couples only, you know, and it's, and usually this place is for couples that launch single guys in and he's like yeah so because i never had any problem with fucking any girl at any of his parties it's just i just want to know do you tell them about it because i know some people are just completely oblivious to reality and don't understand when they go to a club i had a i met this one couple when i was living in buffalo they're from picksburg but they had parties in ohio and i think it was ashtabula in a hotel a nice little hotel and then when he went those they were went those two rooms that connected together and they would have a party and they were literally they would tell couples when you come here this is for your wife to get fucked by multiple men this is not a couple for swap for couple so you what was great about it when a couple come in you know what they're there for they're there to fuck the other guys you're not there while we're like oh is this couple couples only stuff like that you it took the guessing game and it made everybody comfortable because if you weren't comfortable with sharing your girl with a bunch of dudes you didn't go and i thought that was a great way like i always say that's a great way to tell people yeah this is the way it goes this is what we're going to do but hard swinging you're going to assume and expect to have sex host we all should know what this is host is willing and able to invite sexual playmates or swinging couples to their home to party it can also be at a swing club a lot of swinger club takeovers here in houston and all that so you got those them and they would have hostess and all that so the host willing and able to invite sexual playmates next one please pay attention are you ready clear put down your drink ladies get off your man's face stop sucking his dick or whatnot and listen to this hot wife what is a hot wife hot wife is a married woman who takes male lovers outside the marriage often in the context of swinging or cuckoldry all right it is not because you're good looking you are not a hot wife just because you're good looking if you if you go by the definition and i'm going to stick to it because this is the definitions you all you swingers have put out there your new generation swingers and all that i'm putting out here a hot wife is a woman who has sex with another man outside of their marriage of course with husband's fucking permission all right not because you're beautiful ladies you are all beautiful you're all hot wives if you're married or you're a hot fiancee or you're a hot girlfriend but just because if you don't play with outside men outside your marriage outside your relationship outside anything you are not a hot wife you're just a hot wife house party a private group of swingers hosted at a private home houston has a lot of great house parties i tell you what i think the house party scene in houston is a lot better than the club scene here people disagree with me people hate me because i say that shit i don't give a shit that's my opinion this opinion.
This is the Swinging Single podcast. This is not a couple swinging podcast. Now, if I'm a couple, I can probably tell you swinging anywhere is going to be fun. Because you got the access to more pussy. You got the access to more clothes. So for me as a Swinging Single, as in through my eyes, my eyes, remember it's my eyes, no one else's, it's going to be good. House parties are really great here in Texas. So if you ever get invited to a house party in Texas or in Houston, especially, go. Check it out. You're going to have a great time. I won't let you down. Indoor sports.
Slang terminology for swinging activities. I heard that shit back in fucking 99. Interested.
Seeking a swinging relationship, which includes emotional and recreational values i take out the emotional when you bring in emotions that's when you have problems to me that's my just my opinion you hate me for whatever but i'm gonna hit it so i'm interested seeking a relationship with i have recreational values and all that lifestyle reverse to this refers to the swinging community can be substituted by a swinging couple may refer to themselves as lifestyle couple and i heard about this back in the early 2000s people back in when i first started they didn't really say we're a lifestyle they would just say swingers now apparently swinging when you call someone a swinger that means you're old and you're gross and all that so they want to call it non-ethical monogamy ethical non-monogamy whatever they fucking want to call it you're still a fucking swinger dude just get over yourself you're all going to get old at one time so you're going to be that old creepy couple one day and all that all right mandingo a man who prides himself on his sexual abilities basically a dick for hire now usually i heard mandingo was for black guys will be a black big black dick but i guess mandingo's not so on swing social says mandingo's a man who prides himself on sexual abilities basically a dick for hire i wonder if people hired a prostitute to do this shit Thank you.
So on Swing Social, it says Mandingo is a man who prides himself on sexual abilities, basically a dick for hire. I wonder if people hired a male prostitute to do this shit. And in this day and age, when I first started, I can probably say, yeah, it probably did happen. Actually, when I was a stripper, guys would hire me to dance for their girls and I would end up fucking them. So I guess I'm a Mandingo. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. And a prostitute.
Ohitute oh well but i had a great time meet and greet you'll see this a lot in the swinging world typically held at an off-premise venue it's a social event where no sexual activity ideal uh for it's ideal no sexual activity it's ideal for newbies if you ever if you're a newbie couple you're in it and you want to get involved in the swinging lifestyle go do this because of the fact that if you go to a meet and greet there's no pressure you don't have to worry about seeing people fucking and anything like that so that blood stays in your head that's three feet above your ass not the blood doesn't rush to your cock or your vagina or your clit make you you do dumb sit dumb make you do some something stupid when you're at a club so a meet and greet is very good for ideal meet for pleasure never heard of this we'll meet for swinging sex with no social emotional reaction now who that's me right there baby all the way meet for pleasure i'm not to remember that i'm a meat- pleasure type of dude all right a metamor a partner of one partner a pali you know in a pali relationship who don't share a direct um sex or loving relationship with them okay don't even fucking want to go there i don't do pali i'm not you could barely find one person that could stand for more than five minutes how the fuck can i find two so i don't even worry about pali monogamish monogamish you got the ish at the end couples who actively seek out others in the swing of myself but who don't typically swap for sex the term is coined by dan savage in 2020 in 2011 all right whatever that is more some more than three people in a swinging interaction like group sex negotiation the act of working out what the boundaries are this can be short term in the consent consent of play session or long term regarding a relationship or contract so yes you do have to negotiate i had to negotiate myself with three different couples when i would get into a long-term relationship with them what are the rules where can i take her when can i do her where can i know all that stuff you know because i would travel a lot and i would want to have a date with me you know go out to exotic lands go to down to south america central america go down to mexico cancun go down there and i would want to take someone's but how you know what are the rules can i or is it just me strictly going to her house or my house all right when i didn't have you know they have family i could always bring girls over and couples my house and all that.
And we would have fun that way. I had a guy in Buffalo. He would send his wife. He'd go, hey, are you free? Yeah, I'm sending my wife over to you. All right. No problem. This lasted for about four or five years, you know, out of the blue, call me, say, hey, I need you to take care of my wife for me. No problem. So that was something great.
But that's that's negotiation what can i do and i wasn't allowed to take her out it was just strictly she comes over i fuck her i fill her up she goes home to her hubby and all that we never went out and all that now the other girl i met at the country home that couple that i did me and her traveled together i told the story about where she fucked she fucked the whole relationship up because she didn't listen to her husband and he found out but i was able to take her to new york city we went to new york city down to florida i think the first time i ever went to caliente was with her back fucking caliente was non-swinging so you know it was one of those things where you know you have to negotiate what you can do and what you cannot do let's's see, newbies.
All right, this is an easy one. Couples that are new to the lifestyle, people that are new to the lifestyle. Let's not just regulate, singles can be new to the lifestyle and usually are. Everyone's new, and remember this. Don't feel stupid when you ask a question. Sometimes there are, don't. Whoever said there's no stupid question was a liar. There are things called stupid questions.
But if you ask a question remember you were new once like i know like i don't mind answering the million questions that couples would have about stuff i don't mind doing it because you know what i was new once and you know what no one took me under the wing and said hey do this do that uh and and all that i had to learn trial by fire and it sucked but you know like i said gang bangs were the rage so i was able to learn and have fun at the same time it wasn't like i fucked up and i could never do it again you know like the guys now the guys now have guys getting started in the relationship in swingers lifestyles as a single are pretty fucked now these days because they got so much shit they got to go through the hoops they got jumped through the pavement they got to do and all that i think i'm fucking a club i think the most expensive club i ever went to when i first started was like 40 bucks i think it was 50 bucks 10 bucks a year for membership at dj's island and 40 bucks for a night to come in so it wasn't that expensive now it's like two three hundred dollars to go to secrets just for the day then you want to go to another you want to stay the night you got to pay another two hundred dollars so it's a lot of money no swings no strings attached we all know what this is sex without the desire for commitment or enlistment basically any time you swap there's no commitment uh and if you hire a couple then another couple wants you to commit to them run the fuck away from them i just that's just my personal advice you're not there to fucking have i'm telling you man you don't want to get involved in a lot of people now if they want to hang out that's fine hang out with them but they want you to stop fucking other couples because it does happen and it might happen if you're a good looking couple and another good looking couple comes along they might want to just you know be a foursome whereas you want to fuck and do all kinds of shit who knows off-premise and i don't see this anymore that much anymore but you know i guess they're still off-premise in clubs but off-premise means a swinging party event for socializing and flirting but sexual activity must happen off-premise so if you go to the bar all right let's just say you go to i don't know one a bar they're having a swinger event there there's no sex there so you can't go off and there's no rooms there so you go off and fuck you can't fuck anything in the and and uh in the open that's what that's reserved for going home to your house some hotel room some sometimes when they do these bar takeovers, meet and greets, they will have a designated hotel where, hey, Red Room Fane's giving you a date, a rate at $25 for the night.
So you go get a room there and you can bring people back and fuck. Now it says, please respect the rule as liquor licensing is very strict in some places. remember if you are a bar and you're swinging as a sexual entertainment, adult entertainment, so you have that adult entertainment license. If you don't, you're taking a lot of risk hosting these places.
That's why a lot of times back in the late 90s, early 2000s, bars were really against doing this because of the fact that they're selling alcohol and now they got a bunch of swingers and there were people back then remember it used to be a hell their news cameras would go and do undercover stings and do not undercover stings but undercover uh was it documentaries about once once every year you go to a swing club they'll they'll have a couple going it'll be mic'd up and they have a little tiny camera so you would see and you would hear this and this happened a lot and the police would rate them now the reason why is because they were doing selling alcohol when they shouldn't be selling alcohol and viagra was coming out and fucking dickhead dudes were selling their viagra pills to other guys for like for 30 40 bucks a pop and that's against the law and i don't have the i was unfortunate i was in for i was i was so lucky to be in a fucking raid uh i was at a hotel party and the dude was selling fucking viagra to all these other dudes and the cops got a hold of it and they fucking raided i got this girl bent over i'm fucking pounding her next time i know everyone fucking doors busting down and guys like yelling everyone's hands up and getting hands up and we're all butt fucking naked now this is an orgy this ain't no fucking keep your clothes on shit this is everyone's butt ass naked everyone's fucking and i got this girl fucking doggy style i'm pounding and this fucking motherfucking cop comes in so it wasn't fun getting raided but you know what you've got to respect the rules do not fucking be doing anything that could put the club in jeopardy because you know what for some places this is all they have is an off off-premise party there are some parts of this country where they don't have any on-premises clubs which brings us to the next one what's the on-premise club well on-premise is a swinging club party or event that permits sex on site naughty known uh naughty knowledge was just past weekend in new orleans they had a whole health hotel takeover you could do whatever you want there so you didn't have to go to another hotel and fuck you got the five clubs in houston colette's the night game tpc you got all of them you get fucked there so you meet a single person there.
You go in the back and fuck. Have sex. Good. Go. They don't sell alcohol. You get to BYOB. All right. So that's what an on-premise is. You're going to have sex there. Let's see. Something I never heard of. Open door, open couple. A couple who are happy to play in the same room as other swingers. All right.
Now I usually thought that's a, isn't that soft swap swap so i wonder if they're gonna have a soft swap so that sounds like soft swap to me doesn't sound but okay it's open door open couple you that means my partner will meet another couple we go to a room we don't swap partners but we fucking side and with each other and have sex i first time i ever did it with a girl had had a swinging relationship, that's what we did. We did soft swap. We didn't do any hard course full swapping. We did soft swap or open door. Or open marriage, open relationship.
A marriage where a consensual agreement permits one or both partners to have sexual relationships outside of marriage. Outside romantic relationships or both. So they may have girlfriends, boyfriends, in addition to the primer. Now, it doesn't say Pali, but it's an open relationship where your wife will go out and date other men. Just for the date and to fuck them, and that's it. There's no love. There's no emotion. It's just to go out and have a good time. Same thing for a husband. Finds other women. Fuck them. Go out and go on your date.
You see a lot of this on tinder i'm on tinder and you'll see a lot of that shit on tinder where they're they're ethical non-monogamy uh and all that they're in an open marriage and shit like that do i know that for sure no i don't but it's not my problem that's the problem of the couple orgy a group sex scenario where sexual interaction among several women and men in the same room with everyone taking part love those orgies and we all know what orgy is anyways pansexual what is pansexual a person uh physically sexually emotionally and romantically attracted to people regardless of their gender or of sexual or sexuality okay this is where now it's getting confusing for me i pansexual psyopathy whatever pegging where a man is penetrated anally by a woman wearing a strap on had that done once didn't like it play a term used in the swing and lifestyle for sex so someone couples come up to you and you're at a swing club and they say do you want to go play with us that means do you want to focus all right pretty simple play party a party hosted at a swingers club or private residence for the purpose of recreation sex and i don't know um i guess play party all right playmate someone who you are comfortable playing with on a regular basis either they're single or part of a couple and all that uh poly polyamorous similar to an open relationship but much more committed to their multiple partners multiple partners may live together and be called a pod or triad um i know one a couple like that i they asked me to be part of their little triad i had to turn them down i said no um like i said i can't there's another couple and i know, I'm like, as much as I want it, I want one person for me and me only.
I don't want to share my partner emotionally, mentally, physically. Yeah. I would love to share my partner, but I don't want to share her emotions. I want her to love me and me to love her. I don't want any of that bullshit you know she loves 20 different guys and all that queen of spades mostly among mostly white females in the hot wife lifestyle there is a growing subculture using this term if they are looking primary for bbc tattoos of the symbol of a leaf of a spade and it signifies that they're looking exclusively for sex with black men and this is is very big.
And you go to only fans, you'll see a lot of women, only fucking black guys. Cause you know, only fans and the internet and porn interracial sells a lot more. So more women say they're queen of spades, but are they really queen of spades? I don't know. Now that's, that's between them and their husband. But I see a lot of this.
There is some couples will, will well some girls will put queen of spades in 1976 something like that or 1982 queen of spades and you know and i know this term so i know they're looking for black guys so i know not to even bother emailing them or even look at their fucking profile because i already know that they're not but that's when what they call someone who is strictly you know just the flat out say i'm only with fucking black guys i don't do white guys i married a white guy but i'm only fucking black guys uh all right recreational swinger someone who swings for recreational purposes and is not interested in for my long term so that would be me recreational swinger roman i never heard this usually refers to group sex or an orgy okay okay because i'm Mormon org an orgy.
Okay. Same room sex. A swinging couple who are comfortable swapping partners, but only in the same room. So, that means you play together, you stay together. Seasoned swingers. That's me. A couple who have typically been in the last of some time and are comfortable about exchanging partners and party scenarios. Separate room.
a swing couple who swap partners and are happy to be in separate rooms um with others having sex with their partner me too single a swinger without a partner does not relate to marital status remember that you can be married and still be a single swinger whatever listen we have no right if you're a swinger you have no right to judge anyone's relationship i don't i can have an opinion of it but i don't have any right to judge their relationship because you don't know what the fuck's going on at home um i had women who husbands were sick could no longer perform sexually and they would go to a club, get their fix.
Did the hubby know about it? I don't know. But that's what they would tell me. That's the story they'd tell me. And I even actually had a guy say, do my wife. I don't, can't get hard. I'm in a wheelchair. Can't get hard anymore. I can't fuck her.
Would you, you know, take over the fucking duties for me, and I'm like, hell yeah, I would do it, so you don't know people's situations, so you don't, so I don't really just judge people, if I, like people, oh, he's, oh, he's married, she's married, usually if the man is married, they get more pissed off at the woman, if the woman's not as married, people don't give a fuck, which is the big double standard, and yes, swinging is a double standard, but, you know, it is what it is, but I don't judge people if they're married, because I don't, you don't know Mother fuck which is the big double standard and yes swinging is a double standard but you know it is what it is but i don't judge people if they're married because i don't you don't know their fucking relationship fucking there are some women out there that hold sex as ransom so fuck it i don't blame them for doing that if my if i had a play if i had a wife that would do that i'd be like fuck it i'm out i'm gonna fuck whatever i want to fuck i'll go out friday night gonna fuck how many girls i can get soft swinging a couple who happily play with other couples for kissing touching um maybe some oral or mutual masturbation or perhaps watch other couples have sex but only have full intercourse with each other a split roast a sexual activity involving three people two active one passive with simultaneously vaginal anal or.
So that'd be two dudes and one girl. Squirting, which is female ejaculation. SSC, nothing, never heard of this before. It's called safe, sane, and consensual, which is good. Here we go. This is me, stag and vixen. Similar to a cock hold hot life relationship, however, the stag is different from the cock hold in that the cock hold implies a submissive partner while the stag does not. The stag is a dominant or equal partner who enjoys sharing his partner with other men without being diminished by the act.
Strap on, which is an artificial penis, usually a dildo attached to one partner via strap on harness. I have one of those hollow strap ons. I found a guy. He makes these fucking life like dildos.
They're hollow so what you can do you get a hard on put some lube on your cock right and you slide it on and now you got ball all you got a 10 inch cock now and fucking ladies love them i tell you what it's a pussy it's an airtight pussy filler you're gonna stretch your girl out and he lives he's in Czechoslovakia it's 400 500 for one of them he even has one with movable skin so it actually fucking looks real and shit and I use it on women without telling them and none of them know the difference so they are fucking great so if you want ever want to know email me at swinging single podcast at gmail.com I'll give you the info uh stealthing when a man removes a condom during sex without his partner consent fucking happens all the time i see that shit all the time dude what the fuck is wrong with some guys i don't understand that submissive passive partner a passive partner who prefers to be dominated swallowing uh too complicated to explain in this post any ladies who are interested in okay sw swallow guys, come.
Swapping. Two couples changing partners for sexual activity. Swinger. Someone who enjoys participating in the swinging lifestyle, whether that be soft swinging or having sex with others with full consent of knowledge of their partner. Let's see, what else? All right.
Sorry about that swingers club uh a premise often counseled often uh at a bar type place used exclusively for regular swing parties that's a cool club like a regular nightclub it's like a regular nightclub but they have fuck rooms swinging the lifestyle of consenting adults swingle a single who pairs up with a someone of the opposite sex to ten swinger parties okay then okay i go that tantra a form of sexual expression from which emphasis spiritual connection and believes that the sex is a sacred act threesome which is three people two two of one sex one of the other who have sexual encounters male male female or female female male a ticket a person usually a woman brought to a swingers party or event solely to enable the man to gain interest who generally has no intention of swinging uh that goes for single swinger females too you'll find a lot of guys like i tell swing single swinging single females to be very careful of a man that you meet in the swinger lifestyle because they use we have guys out here that are fucking just horrible human beings we We got couples are just horrible human beings too.
But some of these dudes don't care about the woman's fun or her having any type of fun at all. They just care about themselves. So they use this woman as a ticket to get to clubs on a Saturday night, like here in Houston. And they get more access to pussy. Now there is a big difference. When I take a girl to a club, all of a sudden I become visible to everybody else. But if I go to the club by myself, I'm invisible to a lot of the people. They don't notice me. They don't see me or anything like that. So a female is a ticket in to the lifestyle and all that.
So you got to watch out single ladies. If you're out you want to get in the swing and be very careful who you choose to allow to be your partner because a lot of times they're just going to use you and you can find this out by doing this just tell them that you don't want to swing you want to be in a exclusive monogamous relationship with that guy and see how long it takes him to ghost your ass it could be days or maybe the dude does dude does like you and he says, okay, I'm fucking down for that. Then in that case, you know he's real and you go back to swinging. All right, triad.
Three people. Two of one sex and one of the other who are emotionally and sexually involved in a relationship. Not the same as a threesome. So I guess you're all fucking, I don't know. Unicorn. This is this is what we all love you know you got all those unicorn hunters fucking weird elves used to describe a mythical creature which is a single woman in the swinging lifestyle which is a bisexual single woman utopian someone who practiced swinging as a total lifestyle uh i don't know that might be me but i don't know i don't know if I do it all the time. Validation. Certified.
A couple behind the online dating profile has had another member vouch for you, and they confirm that you're genuine. Vanilla. People who don't participate in a swinging lifestyle or go to close a party. Vanilla Swirl. A new one for me.
Someone who is more sexually adventurous but doesn't fully participate in a swinging lifestyle although they are comfortable attending party, attending events and perhaps flirting I don't know how I feel about that it's kind of, dude don't come to I don't know, verified means that the members provided identification to confirm that the persons behind the online dating profile has who they say they are, vixen and stag a new term becoming popular to refer to a hot wife and a partner, voyeurism voyeur, sexual arousal We'll be right back.
has who are who they say they are vixen and stag a new term become popular to refer to a hot wife and a partner voyeurism voyeur sexual arousal from the act of watching the sexual acts of others wife share wife swap a married woman who takes male lovers outside of the marriage often in the Contacts of swinging or cock hold.
And net is your 105 swinging terms you should know my god i cannot believe that actually fucking took me an hour and six minutes to do that shit well since that is an hour and six minutes you know what let's get the hell out of here guys remember to shave your cock and balls do not do not neglect those cock and balls shave those cock and balls for the ladies remember it's fourth july have fun swing do the helicopter with your cocks boys but make sure you shave those cock and balls all right everybody europe have a great night america have a great night happy birthday united states of america and everyone around the world stay swinging stay safe and shave your cock and balls baby I want to be the angel when it's over, you'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover, baby I'm a holly to your joker, I want to be the angel when it's over, I want to be the angel when it's over, you'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover, baby I want to be the angel when it's over, you'll get lucky like a four-leaf glover Baby, I'm a holly-turned-joker Closer Will you pull me in a sense?
Come over I can barely keep all my corrosion I can play no games, can't keep my focus Yeah, did you notice? I wanna be the devil on your shoulder I wanna be the devil on your shoulder
