Rooftop Revelations: AC's Swinging Adventures

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Welcome everybody to the Swing and Single Podcast. I'm your host AC Maxwell coming to you live or pre-recorded whenever you listen to it from the Upside Down Pineapple Studios from the great state of Texas. This episode is going to be my review, my interesting time here in lovely, lovely Miami, Florida. I was having a long vacation.

I went to the rooftop resort in hollywood florida i visited the trapeze swingers club and i had a lot a lot of fun a lot of great sex so sit back relax get your favorite bottle of lube have your wife sit on your face have her sit on your cock have your man eat your pussy get ready for the horny, lovely stories that I got to tell you about my time out in Hollywood, Florida. The Swinging Single podcast with host A.C. Maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. The opinions, views, and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host, A.C.

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kick kick go to doobie.gg order yourself some drinks and promo code swing and single on there to get some little discounts and help out your boy ac a little bit but anyways this episode is going to be maybe it'll be a short one maybe it'll be a long one who knows how long i could talk for but it's going to be about my weekend my weekend at the rooftop resort in hollywood florida now for all of you out there your newbies out there you might not know this there's actual resorts where people go hang out and go fuck have a great weekend and it was a wonderful weekend the weather could have cooperated a little bit better but you know what hey you make the most of what it is and i had a great time i don't know about you but i had a wonderful time so you know i was trying to figure out when should i go i need to have a break ac needs to have and that's why i didn't record any podcast i planned on doing a podcast live from the hotel and I was like I don't know you know I don't know if I want to I'm having a great time slinging my dick around meeting people talking to people and all that and I just thought that it was just gonna be uh it'll be just be better to hang out and see if i feel like doing a podcast which i didn't even feel like doing because i was having a great time so you know i get up i fly my first class spirit i'm in the 5 a.m flight to fort lauderdale airport from texas get up my ass early butt crack of fucking dawn actually 2 30 in the morning get there to the airport go in check in bada boom bada bing before i know it i'm in fort laurie though get my uber drive there and lo and behold i think it's like 10 11 o'clock and this is one of the uh plus i'm going to give this rooftop we go to check in well i went to go check in and the guy's like okay your room is ready for you to go to so it's 11 o'clock now usually what when's check in three o'clock so I was like hell yeah because I thought maybe I'll have to leave my luggage down there and I just grab stuff and go upstairs to the pool and hang out and see what I can get well you know I got to the room we got to the room i got to the room at 11 and i can unpack unwind and do all that shit then head up to the pool now if you haven't been to the rooftop you don't know nothing about it it is a swinger lifestyle uh resort fully nude you can walk around the hotel fully nude it's fully enclosed and no one can see you only people that can see you is the Margaritaville that's next to it when people have the binoculars and looking down at you and being jealous that you're there and they're at Margaritaville.

Anyways, so it's about five stories of rooms. The first floor will have the check-in. Second floor is where the playrooms, they have a whole club and a whole set of playrooms. There's a playroom with a sauna, a swinging bed, stuff like that. Then another room has a big-ass bed and shit like that. It's huge, and people use that for the group room. Then there's a couples-only bed, a playroom.

And it's really nice in there because I got to go in there a couple times with other couples who are other women and it's pretty big pretty spacious but you know i don't know if it was just the timing it was by weekend i don't know if that kept people away but there wasn't a lot of people now i've been to the rooftop before and on friday nights it just sucks and i'm going to tell you what i would do if i i'm gonna stay in miami and enjoy a place like the rooftop so i'm checked in i got all my stuff i'm checking out the hotel you know no one's in there there's it's mostly guys i'm gonna be honest with you people it's gonna be mostly guys and a lot of gay a lot of bisexual guys were there this weekend because a lot of them were touched trying to touch my dick and I just had to slap their fucking hand out of the way.

AC, don't play that way. AC is very bi-friendly, but AC is not. If you haven't got a girl around, don't be going after my dick. You can touch my dick when you're helping me slide it into your wife's pussy, but other than that, you better not be touching me because, you know what, that's a no-no. That's one of my rules. So I get up there. I find.

I go, well, let's see how many people there was really no one there it was very small laid back and all that as the day would progress because the weather maybe it was the weather because it was raining a little bit in the morning that people decided not to go all right but as a guest at a hotel you have full range of access to the hotel 24-7, which is good. It's what you're going to need, and which is why I, even though I probably will not stay back at the resort again, I will go to the resort, but I'm only going to get a day pass.

So I go upstairs up to the very top, top of the world, rooftop, and set my stuff down got everything ready oiled up make sure anything in the sunburn or anything like that and you know people came in there was a lot of you know when i first got there there was two couples older couples sitting over by the pool laying out by the pool no one was naked that's what i thought was odd so you know what fuck it i'll start the fire get off take off all my clothes got my dick slinging dick hanging my dick's hanging pretty low now it's looking pretty bigger so i'm like happy about it i'm walking around with a nice fucking cock size and all that so i'm like yeah ladies are checking it out so but surely by surely by time would go by more and more couples would you know show up start Talk to you next week.

ladies are checking it out so but surely by surely by time would go by more and more couples would you know show up start talking to them having a good you know just having a good time couples from caliente were there they were talking about and they weren't very friendly couples they were more into the other couples but you know i'm a single guy so god oh you don't want to be bothered by me or anything like that and all that. And you know you get that vibe from them, and you're okay with it because you know what they're there. You know everything.

You know, you find out that you don't bother with those people. There was a nice couple. They were from Ohio, young couple. Well, actually, the girl was young, and the man was older, probably in his 60s. Not really much of swingers, they said.

At least they were telling me they weren't that much of swingers and all that uh so that was something i didn't pursue they were also there for the day pass now one bad thing which i don't understand i wish the owners would tell me why but if you are staying at the rooftop you can be there 24 7 but if you're not staying and you want to pass you can get a day pass but you got to be out by five now you might say oh they probably don't really check you and all that they will fucking ask you and check you and they will kick you out because they give you a wristband and the people who stay in here don't get a wristband so they will kick you out because i was upstairs around five o'clock getting my towel and the guy was the security goes uh you need to leave i go well i'm staying here he goes do you got your key i said yes sir here's my key you know i said okay but so they were he was going around the pool telling the day people they had to leave now as someone who is thinks about money i think it's losing a lot of money and and it could be because of that but it could also be the age of the hotel Thank you.

thinks about money i think it's losing a lot of money and and it could be because of that but it also be the age of the hotel the rooftop has to do a whole remodel they have to update their amenities the rooms are fucking small well the rooms are not small the bathrooms are small but the bathrooms are fucking look like they're from the 80s they need to update the toilet seat on my thing was not latched down uh to the toilet so it was moving around you know taking a shit was an adventure uh here the fucking the uh shower heads were fucking nasty as all hell uh and all that the room was at least decently clean but it was just old it has that old fucking feeling what they really need to do is go take a playbook from secrets redo the rooms and sex theme all of them don't just do one they have some rooms that are sex theme but not all of them are just do all the rooms like that have them all theme and all that like secret says or fuck it if you don't want to do that sell them as a co-op sell as a condo and tell the people when they buy that room they have to refurnish it just like they do at secrets and when i was talking to the couples that were there for the day past they would tell me one the young the young girl the old man they told me that the reason why they don't stay here is because they think it's a shitty place.

They think the rooms are shitty and all that. And I agree. The rooms are shit. I'm not going to hold back. Rooftop, you got to do better. The rooms are horrible. They're too small. The fucking shower heads look like shit. They look like they haven't been replaced in 20. You see all the calcium build up and everything. Take pride in your place. That's why you're not sold out on a Friday night. You know? Why won't you be sold out on a Friday night? You are a sex-themed hotel. You're telling me there's not enough travelers in Florida at the time that you can't sell out?

I mean, I went there in the middle of July. It wasn't even fucking sold out. I went there one year in the middle of July last year, and they didn't sell out. There was just empty rooms. To me, as a business person, empty rooms mean no money. I would try to have someone in that room, even if they had to pay half the price Or what not But every couple Says the same thing The rooms are just fucking nasty Even the locals they would stay there You got people at Secrets who live in fucking Orlando That are like five minutes away They stay at Secrets Why?

Because the rooms are fucking awesome The rooms are sex themed They're all kind of kinky as shit they got stripper posts sex swings they got showers where you can watch people shower you go fuck in the showers you got five people you can't even have two people in a shower these things were made for these these bathrooms were made for people that were skinny in the 70s 1970s not 70 years old 1970s we're fat fuckers right now we're huge so those showers there's no fun in those showers you gotta take not 70 years old, 1970s. We're fat fuckers right now. We're huge.

So those showers, there's no fun in those showers. You got to take a shower after one. You want to take a, you're at a sex hotel. You want to take a shower to get it. You want to fuck in a shower. Man, hell, you might, at Secrets, you can have rooms where there are fucking orgy. You can have an orgy in the shower. Here, you can't.

You can't even have an orgy pretty much in your fucking hotel room i don't know but anyways it's just one it's just unreal that they would you know they have a go i i'm telling you secrets is about three hours away you have a gold mind you got miami people love miami people love going down to miami they go to a whole over beach, that nude beach there. You know what? Me, personally, as much as I love a nude beach, I would try to go to a nude resort where I don't get sand up my crack or sand up my girl's pussy because that's going to ruin a good time.

Plus, you don't have all the gawkers that you're going to have. At least, you know, everyone's there, you know.

If you go to the rooftop, all there for the same thing you're still you're all going to be naked and shit like that but i was surprised when i got up there there was no one naked i got naked and people slowly and surely got naked and all that the young girl the the old man the young girl couple she was in a little mini bikini for a while then finally she got a comfortable enough and took off her goddamn uh uh bikini and we got to see the good pussy and all that so i you know i always had a good time talking to them they're funny as hell because you know but they're from ohio we can't hold them against them they're buckeyes fuckheads a hairy nut that's what a buckeye is a hairy nut weird anyways so that was my day so that's my very first day and it's fucking vacation sound seemed like forever and i'm always happy to go home weekends sometimes you know weekend getaways can be long you need a vacation from your vacation but it was great i loved it i enjoyed going and all that having a good time and all that so i go it's getting late people are getting kicked out and no one fucked they have rooms the rooms are open the fuck rooms the playrooms are open 24 7 and i'm sitting there are anybody gonna play or anyone gonna do anything you know they're all sitting there talking and all that so i go to eat i said screw this i'm gonna go eat great places on the boardwalk on hollywood beach there's great places on the boardwalk where you can go and eat and all that great pizza we had a great i love this one pizza place there uh i can't wait to go back if i go back i'm definitely gonna hit that pizza place up so i go there and uh i get back from dinner i go i talk to one of, I say, hey, did they want to start screwing or anything like that, because everyone's gone, and it's dead.

It's Friday night, and it's dead. I mean, you might have four or five couples. There was one couple there that didn't speak any English that during the day they were, you know, she was giving her man a hand job. She was allowing some other guy to finger a pussy, but that would be it.

That's all they did did that's all i saw them do and all that and they didn't stay the next day they left saturday morning which sucked because you know i thought maybe you know we're gonna have a threesome you know that because they were really she loved looking at she kept staring at my cock and all that so you know the language barrier hurt because I couldn't speak any of the languages that they had. I think they were Eastern European. But, you know, it's tragic, but life will go on. So just talking to the single guy and, you know, there's no one there.

And he had the same complaint that it's mostly single guys staying in the rooms and there's really no one here so i i was like i'm already had a plan i already knew friday nights are going to suck so my friday night was going to be i'm going to check out uh trapeze and because i only been there once and it was a long time ago and i wanted to check it out again now trapeze it was a good 30-minute Uber drive to the place, which is no big deal. You know, I'm on vacation. Enjoy it. Sit back, relax, get some shut-eye before you get in there and get in the action. You pull up.

It's just like in a strip mall type place. You pull up, get there. I got there around 10 o'clock, I think.

And you go in there there you got to fill out the membership you got to go to your right when you walk in and you got to fill out the membership oh actually to your left i'm sorry to your left you got to fill out your membership forms it's very simple just make up shit make up you know your name or don't make up your name just make just put make up your email address the address all that shit you don't really need anything then you go over there and you pay it was a whopping over two hundred dollars for me to go in there by myself uh for a new couple is 170 so it was pretty that fucking place is very expensive now you're like fuck why is this fucking place very expensive when you walk in you're gonna know why you walk into one of the classiest well-kept clubs i have ever been into Thank you.

in you're gonna know why you walk into one of the classiest well-kept clubs i have ever been into they actually have a food bar there uh in there and they got some good food they got a chef cutting up the meats the briskets or whatever that was and they're kind of now i didn't partake in any of it because you know what i'm there to fuck i'm not here to eat i ate before i'm full so i'm good to go i didn't know there was a fucking buffet only place i ever went to that had a buffet was dj island dj's island in beaver falls pennsylvania which is great they had great food at the time that was all fucking like almost 20 years ago that was like 2005 2004 2003 time when i was living in buffalo and i couldn't believe it it was like awesome and we didn't i didn't i don't drink and all that a single single girl i took didn't drink either i met a single girl in miami and i took her to the place she wanted to go get gang banged or she wanted to take a bunch of cock which she ended up doing anyways so we go to the bar i go i want a coke i go what are you and i asked her what she wants she goes well i'll have a sprite and i don't know what the fuck it was sprite and vodka or whatever i don't know what it was and the guy's like very rudely you got to bring it you know it wasn't like hey you know you got to bring it it's a byob and stuff like that it was just very rude now the staff i found was not the best staff i thought Thank you.

bring it you know it wasn't like hey you know you gotta bring it it's a byob you know stuff like that it was just very rude now the staff i found was not the best staff i thought the staff was very rude the girls up front were rude and shit because when i came up there i don't know i'm new and you know you would think that you live in miami you'd be used to foreign you know foreigners or you know tourists and all that but they weren't they were very nasty only nice guy was the guy who opened the door i asked the guy where's the bathrooms at and he got fucking angry about it okay all right asshole then the girl then the girl in the locker room didn't even offer me i asked her all kinds like i said we're new here we don't know what's going on what do we got to do and she gave us this and she didn't offer us a tour of the background the back rooms where she was happily able to give other couples a tour in the back rooms of the playrooms and all that because we didn't know and all that even the girls said they were fucking fucking rude and the girls for a hammy so you know it's kind of weird so we go walk in we get treated like and but we we're not there we don't care i don't really care about the staff the fuck the staff could go fuck themselves for all i give a damn i'm there for pussy and i'm gonna i'm here to get this girl fucking rocks off so she has a great time so she could give me a good review for any of her girlfriends who might be swingers that might want looking for safety uh when they go to a club so we're just sitting there hanging out talking a little bit drinking our sprite and coke and finally they close the doors to the back the back room now when you go there you have to get naked you have to take off your clothes put in a locker and lock it up now which i like i do like that because that puts everyone on an even par i it's tough when you have when you're fucking on a bed and people are walking in their clothes and talking to have a fucking conversation i find out when people are naked conversations don't usually last long conversations usually uh short and to the point whereas conversations when you're got your clothes on and you're sitting there and you know not having a you know you're sitting there and you're critiquing people fucking so me and a girl go in the back we go to get our locker you know i asked him i had a nice smoking jacket on i had one of those jackets a really nice one and i asked her do you have any hangers to hang this up they're like no now i'm like okay this is miami you're telling me no man walks into this club with a nice suit on or a nice jacket on and you don't have no hangers no they probably did but like i said the staff were a bunch of cunts.

So, you know, I just figured, okay, whatever. I'll just put it in there and just hope for the best. Because I want to keep my stuff. Like I said, single men need to know how to dress. Men in general need to know how to dress. Because you know what? Men and couples, couples that do this, their men don't know how to dress.

I mean, there's some horrible dressers the women dress fucking hot and sexy and the men dress like they're fucking just got off the oil rig you know what i'm saying if you've been in texas you know they wear those cowboy hats and shit dude you're from dallas texas you've never been on a ranch stop wearing a cowboy hat be real and all that or they move from fucking uh new york City, and they come down here, and they got to put a Texas fucking 10-gallon hat on, because they think they're a cowboy now, because they rode a fucking bull or some shit like that, I don't know, you know, just me, just a bitch and a complaining, so we go back there, we put our stuff together, we go, we're both naked, and we're ready to go fuck, and we get back there we put our stuff together we go we're both naked and having and we're ready to go fuck and we get in there it's pretty nice you know you got two ways for the single guys you have to go to your uh left there's an area i call it the bullpen because that's where all the bulls you know are and that's where you get your fucking guys so we go to the left we go to the right we go to see the any couples fucking there's like no one in there there's couples in there playing around a little bit no one fucking so me and her throw it down you know we start fucking and this one couple comes in white girl black guy comes in lay down next to us start fucking next to and she is is over the top i mean over the top she's like trying to win the porno grammys or oscars because she is like loud as fuck screaming her head off and she's doing the black girl suck dick you know how the black women like the fucking spin on it like hot to her it's all the spits all over the place and shit like that, spits get in on us because we're by her and she's fucking flinging his cock all around and all that, and we're just like fucking, well, okay, well, we got to get out of here because there's too much male fluid or her fluid flowing around everywhere, I'm trying to fix this chord while I'm talking to you, and it was just, it was crazy, it was funny as shit, now, I like the, I to I like the performance and she liked the performance too and we were just laughing at a good giggle and all that and all that so you know then she comes then the same girl comes walking out with a fucking strap-on on I'm like oh Jesus Christ this girl's crazy but she was fucking nuts, and it was funny, and you get girls like that where they, couples like that where they seem over the top, now, I don't know if it's real, I'm going to say, okay, yeah, it's real, that she, if she's out, it's a Wednesday night, she's at home, and she's getting fucked, she's going to be talking like that, acting like that, screaming like that, or is it just something they do to play around uh in the uh in the moment so to speak or when they're at the club when there's other people they want people to hear because she was fucking loud man we would go to the other side where the bullpen's at where all the guys are we can hear her fucking like jesus christ that girl's loud but anyways so we make our way we're just checking out the club finding out where the bathrooms are now one bad thing trapeze you like you fucked up on this design you have a female bathroom in the back rooms but you have no male bathrooms and they don't let the males go in the female bathrooms so you have to get out into the main club to go take a piss now if you don't have shoes on, which I recommend, take your shoes inside, even if they're fucking dress shoes, because you don't want to be taking a piss in the men's bathroom when you're standing on piss.

Because you know guys, they piss on the floor, they're drunk or whatever. They're just fucking stupid, you know, disgusting. They'll piss on the floor. You're standing in that piss. So I had to go fucking go into one of those places, and I was fucking so disgusting and all that. That's where they fucked up. That's one of the, other than the staff being assholes, where the mail bathroom is, that's where they fucked up. They should have had a bathroom inside.

and if they did the fucking prick uh worker there lied to me because he told me all that no there's a bathroom you got to go out that way this way go right all right all right sir whatever sorry to bother you when you're doing nothing anyways so i go to the bathroom and all that we go back and we check out who's out more and more people are filing it it's getting crowded and all that one thing they should have done they should have put a limit on the single guys i even as a single guy i always think there should be a limit on single guys at clubs because you know these people they come here you them, guys will follow you around, guys will harass you and stuff like that.

I don't know. I'm not saying really harass you, but they'll do the weird shit that we do. And I do it too, you know, and all that. But I always believe that there should be a limit to how many single guys are there. Ten is good. And there should be nights where you don't have a limit. like a Thursday night where there's not a lot of people. But maybe because it's in Miami and they have a lot of people come in there, it doesn't really make a difference. But I always say here, like in Texas, we have clubs that do put limits on single men. On Thursdays, they don't put a limit.

On Fridays, they limit and all that so you know i don't know it's just you know a hit and miss so we go back there there's a older blonde lady she's sucking and fucking some dudes but four or five there's a big line of guys jacking it trying to get hard so they get their chance chance into it uh me and her walk in they start checking us out start checking her out i start playing with her a little bit and i wave a guy over i wave one guy over now another guy comes over once you wave one guy over they think it's like an invitation for everybody to come over and And I was like, no, back off, back off.

So, you know, I'm getting her ready, getting her all pussy wet and all that for the guys. I have her bend over and I tell the guy, you got a condom? He goes, yes. He puts a condom on and he starts fucking her. And I'm just sitting there watching. I'm watching, going back and forth between my date and the old lady. My date and the old lady. And more women are coming and more women are sitting down there and watching and participating with their husbands or with other men. Another guy comes, he asks if they could play. I go, yeah, sure, get a condom, fuck her.

She's getting fucked good and all that. So the night's already went for us because she's getting what she wants i'm still watching jacking off making sure everything's good having a good time stroking my cock and all that having got my lube out doing all that stuff i got my carry-on bag my swinger the swinger bag and i'm all set to go i'm watching and all that she gets a third guy gets in there fucks her now one guy keeps After I tell him no, he keeps coming back trying to fuck her. I'm like, dude, no, she doesn't like black men. She doesn't want anything to do with you.

And he's like, okay, whatever. And he walks away and all that. More couples are coming through. One's checking out.

One guy has his cock out, and the the couple comes around and she puts the girl the uh the couple puts his hand starts stroking his cock and walks away this fucking guy i'm like looking at him like dude go follow them she wants you to follow them and i'm like he's like he's just like sitting there no no no i'm like dude no way would she put your hand on your cock if she didn't want to fuck you you know I always ask couples when I go to the nude beach nude resort and all that and you see girls girls look at the guy's cock and they all do have you ever been to a nude resort the girls look at your cock now well how do you know a girl's interested in you?

And I asked the guy, I go, what do you think? Do you think it's like a click glance and a backup to your eyes? They're not interested. Or do you think if they stare a good portion, they, you know, maybe five seconds or more longer stare at your cock that they're interested in you now. And, you know, we were trying to debate that we think of the long stare would be a key giveaway.

your cock that they're interested in you now and you know we were trying to debate that we think that a long stare would be a key giveaway to that the girl wants to fuck you or if a quick glance they don't want to have anything to do with you anyways so i was trying to tell this dude that she just gave you the sign to come follow what what she she should have done is follow her and her man they could have went to a room or whatnot because the couple didn't fuck anybody uh out in the open i don't know what happened i wasn't paying attention to them because i was more worried about my girl having a good time and all that stuff so my girl's having a good time she's you know getting what she wanted getting what she needed she needed that release and all that so the third guy's done fucking her we need to take a break she needs to go take a piss and all that because you know you want to take a piss from every now and then because you want to get that bacteria out of your urethra get it out so you don't get a uti so she goes piss we come back we're checking out everything out we go back to the couple see what's going on, same old, same fucking shit.

No one's fucking doing anything. We go back to the bullpen, see the guys. More and more couples are coming in and all that. She starts talking about wanting to maybe see what's going on and all that with me. She gets tired. She goes sits at the bar by herself. I said, fuck it. I'm going to. I'm here in Miami. I want to see what's going on. So I'm watching, hanging out, and just got my cock in my hand, ready to go whenever any couple wants to go. Couple's walking by. One beautiful woman sits down. She's fucking her husband.

She's letting guys sit around her, stroking her, but she's not touching anything. And this is where I found out that this couple this is what they this is their ammo this is what they do they go to the club they go to trapeze they go to the back where all the guys are they fuck in front of all the guys but they don't fuck anybody else now to me all those guys were wasting their time because they're not gonna fuck anybody and that's the why why I'm at the club. I'm there to fuck. I'm not there to, you know, make friendships. I'm there. I'm an out-of-towner.

I don't know when I'll be back in Miami. So making friends is really not an option for AC. But my option is to fuck.

And I'm sitting there, bored out of my mind because, you no one's fucking and i'm watching so this one chick from they're from boston one couple was from boston and i didn't get any of this i didn't get any pussy but i'm standing there watching this and this you got this muscle dummy you know he's all juiced up and all that he's talking about i'm from boston i went to northwestern go huskies and she's like oh yeah touching her and they take her a bunch of dudes take her in one of the rooms and fuck her and have a good time she comes out and this is a great woman she's playing with her pussy talking to all the guys she says hello to you she's playing with her pussy and all that so she wants to get dick i don't know what happened to that girl because i you know me and the girl took off later on uh in the night we didn't you know we got our fuck on like i said i was fucking her in the afternoon which i forgot to tell you i met her at the hotel we were fucking in the hotel we fucked all over the place uh i came about four times before the day came once at the club uh then you know i'm trying to find some girls like a fuck and all that so i'm doing all that the old the young or the mature blonde lady that was taking all the guys she was sitting there she said you need any help i said yes so she jacked me off i came on her titties and you know what that was pretty much the end of the day but like i said trapeze was a is a great club.

It's a great club to take your girl. If you're a newbie, I recommend going to Trapeze because you can't go wrong on that one because you will be taking her to a place where there's very good-looking people.

You you go to some clubs and some of the clubs just have old ugly people and unfortunately it is what it is so you want to really think about what i always tell you i always recommend if you want to get your girl into swinging make sure you pick the right place don't pick the wrong place where there's people that not attractive especially if you're attractive couple if you're not so attractive couple well you can probably pick anywhere you'll be fine but if you're an attractive couple and you need young people uh trapeze is a place because there was a great amount of young people and i wish that dude would have followed that couple because he could have got laid.

I don't know if he got laid or anything like that, but anything. And there was a nice gentleman. There was one gentleman. I offered my girl's pussy to him, but he declined it. And he declined all of it. I think he was just there to watch.

I don't think he was there to actually play, which makes me feel Because I don't know My girl was good She's a thick girl She's not really too thick Alright She has a bad She had a bad attitude She's kind of a bitch She has a bitchy attitude But you know Fuck the bitch out of her That's what I did all day All weekend And all that so we finally you know decided to leave like i said trapeze was a great club i recommend going to trapeze expensive yes is it worth it yes if you don't mind eating swinger club food go go and pay the fee go eat don't bring anything bring your own alcohol it's byob all that great stuff it's a great drive easy drive to get there and all that so we take off we get in the home back uber to back to the hotel we fuck more we fuck one more time there and boom i'm done so we get up in the morning she stays the night we get up in the morning we go down to the couple's room no one's morning.

We go down to the couple's room. No one's in there. So we decided to fuck. I had to get my morning nut. So I got my morning nut, put another load inside of her. It was great and all that. We were having a really good time. We had a really great time fucking, you know, we fucked a lot. And she was amazed by how much pussy I ate and all that.

But, you know, that's not unheard of that you know i eat a tremendous amount of pussy uh so that day she's hanging out we're hanging out the pool again new couple gets there um very first time and they're playing in one of the area there's a little play area in the rooftop where you can go and play. And I decided, you know, a couple was in there blowing. They were fucking in the back. So I go, you know, I'm going to watch, you know. If you're out in the open, do not complain about other people watching, especially guys. Don't complain about it. Don't be the double standard, all right?

If you're willing to play out in the open, you're willing to let anybody watch. Don't get an attitude about it. And that's just a PSA. I'm standing there. I'm jerking off. They keep looking at me. And they finally ask me to sit down. And the wife blows me. I blow my load. She swallows my load and all that. She did a great job blowing me.

Because, you know, after I come a bunch of times, I already came once in the morning i it's harder for me to blow my load but no i was able to deal with this one maybe it was because the excitement of being outside and all that my first time at rooftop getting that sexual satisfaction maybe that was it so we're there i get done i go back hang out with my girl tell her about the blow job so on and so on talk that same couple that old man young girl couple from ohio came back they were there and i talked to them for a while all that nothing happened i didn't see them fuck anybody no one i didn't see them go anywhere and do anything with anybody it was a smaller crowd on a saturday i couldn't believe it now the reason why it was a smaller crowd because it was fucking pouring down rain in the morning time and it kind of rained a little bit at towards the end of the day five o'clock six o'clock when everyone had to leave uh but only good thing about saturday is you can come back and purchase a night pass in which people did so you know me go back we fuck in the hotel room again blow another load third one this today so they're having a party birthday party for the DJ DJ's birthday along with a bi couple weekend and like I said there was a lot of bi dudes there because a lot of bi a lot of these guys were fucking trying to smack my dick and do shit with me and all that i was like fuck no i'm not having it so you know you get these couples that show up now i don't know if it was because it's bi couples and people didn't want to deal with bisexual males or it's just normal this is my first time at rooftop on a saturday or it's just not a big swinger place anymore.

I heard crazy stories about it back in the day where people were fucking all over the place out in the pool because there was no Margaritaville next to it. So I don't know. I wish I would have been during those times, but not anymore for me and all that. So it kind of sucked, but it's all right. So I'm there at the rooftop. We're there at the rooftop. We go to the party. Let's see, check it out. We fucked up. I think we should have went to Trapeze.

At the end of the day, rehashing everything, I think we made a poor mistake to stay at this party because it was filled it was just boring there were people were just sitting around staring at each other some people were dancing a puerto rican lady was you know she would tease and flirt but she actually started sucking and fucking dudes in the big bedroom and all that stuff she was sucking people off in the sauna i actually got a blow job and the puerto rican girl gave me a plus blow job she knows how to suck dick so puerto rican girl that was there from october 4th to the 6th you're awesome you do a good job of giving bjs and all that and you made cum real quick.

I think I came within two minutes of her sucking my dick. It was less. I mean, in no time, she was able to suck that cum right out of my balls. But it was great. So I got a blowjob from her, so another one. And all that. So I'm fucking my girl.

I go fuck my date again and you know pounding and pounding away she gets tired the lights the flashing lights they had at the place made her up you know upset her and all that stuff and it just fucking sucked and i mean it just sucked because there was no one else fucking around everyone they would go off somewheres either they went to the couple's room because i was by myself now because my girl my date she went back up to the room because she's gonna handle the light so i'm now i'm fucking holding my dick and this one guy goes why don't you get your girl to come back down i go listen she doesn't fuck black dudes you're not gonna get any from her so i'm trying to fucking find some ass some pussy to fuck and there's couples there some of them well they want the big dick someone wanted black dick someone wanted whatever they wanted i don't know but i didn't get any so this one has spanish couple i finally get up i go to the rooftop i go to the play area that the rooftop has at the by the pool there's a spanish couple the fucking she's fucking some dude some guy's got it bent over fucking up go okay maybe this girl is gonna fuck uh that guy i don't know what happened he going he lent dick he went his dick went limp or whatever but he didn't come uh she get up she put a pulled dress down, and they just left.

And I was like, okay, whatever. Maybe they wasn't what they were hoping for. But I think in the long run, I would give the rooftop a D out of the granny scale. F being a failure, D being horrible. I don't think they do it right.

I think them denying night passes any day of the week is stupid i just look at that's more money you can generate to redo your hotel the staff was great but the hotel people but the hotel itself it's old it needs to be redone you have all these rooms that you can charge an arm and a leg for And I think it cost me $600 For the two nights that were Stayed there really And to me, fuck it It's just too much For the price So this is what I would do If you are going down to Miami And you want to go to a nudist resort Where you can hang out nude and not be on the beach and get shit up your pussy, I would go to the rooftop.

Now, what do I do? I would stay somewhere that is nice, somewhere that is really nice because you just get a day pass. You and your wife or yourself can go get a day pass and hang out during the day.

I think from 10 to 5 is the day pass and 10 to 6 on saturday is the day pass so that's good so you get a day pass you hang out you can use the playrooms there while you're there so you can fucking do whatever you want to do but at night i wouldn't attend any of their parties because so far all their parties have let me down tremendously i would go to another one there's miami velvet there's trapeze there's other clubs you can go to there's even porn theaters which i damn it i didn't get to go to those uh because you know i didn't drive and i didn't know i didn't want to take uber to those places but oh boy but it was a great but that's what i would do i would not stay at the hotel because like i said the hotels run down Thank you.

oh boy but it was a great but that's what i would do i would not stay at the hotel because like i said the hotel is run down it's not it just doesn't look clean to me i don't feel clean when i'm there i felt dirty all the time because it just reminds me of fucking it's just too small the bathrooms are too small like i said they designed that when people were a lot smaller. Now we're about, if you're fat, fuck, you're really, really closed off in that room. But anyways, in that bathroom. But that's what I would do.

I would just get a day pass, and at night, on Friday night, I would go to Trapeze. I would go to Miami Velvet. I would go to anywhere other than the fucking hotel because there's no one there. They don't have, half the fucking rooms are empty. Thank you.

velvet or go to anywhere other than the fucking hotel because there's no one there they don't have half the fucking rooms are empty then for saturday what i would do is saturday same thing get your day pass then if you if there's a big party night i don't know maybe a whole group of people are going that you know get a night pass you gotta get out by three but you should be done fucking doing all your crazy ass shit by three right so you really don't need to pay the money to stay at there at least if you stay at a nice place you have a nice room and all that shit there's a lot of great nice places you can stay close by uh there by the rooftop so you don't really need to stay at the rooftop to have a great time you'll have a great time not staying there whatever so that's what i would do that's what i'm going to do next time that that rooftop the hotel itself it's just run down got to change it guys come on man so i don't know uh maybe i'm being too picky but you know i like if i'm paying a lot of money i want great rooms and like i said it's rooftop just sell the rooms to individuals have them redo them refurbish your place open up your nights to the people i don't know what i don't know what the hell why i don't know why they would open it up to Sunday night, Friday night, Thursday night, Wednesday night, all those nights.

Because you would have a lot of, you know, you know, you would have a lot of, what the fuck, take them off. Okay. You know that's a video, dude.

Anyways never mind but sorry but you would have you know you would have more money you have more access to money than that you could do improvements because there needs to be a lot of improvements i don't know i wonder how much they would call i think probably they might sell for five million if i had the you know if i had the the ability i would buy it i would say hey let me buy it and i would do what secrets does because you know what they need one there's enough money to go around there's enough tourists to go around now if you get these rooms better and nicer people will come back because where else can you go to a clothing optional swinger nudist resort and not have to worry about shit there's not a lot of them out there you know you go to caliente's a great place paradise legs a great place secrets is the best as a great place but problem secrets now is you got a lot of security concerns you got a lot of people fucking sneaking in and not paying the money and all that stuff people hop hop the fucking gates.

Now, this is another problem. Single guys hop the gates and all that. So it's just like, what the hell are you talking about, man? I don't know. So it is one of those things where it's just like, what the hell is going on? Why are you passing up all this money? Because they can literally plant their own money.

And like Secrets says, I wanted to go to Secrets, but even two months in advance, the rooms packed rooms are busy rooms were all taken didn't have any availability till november so maybe i'll go in november check that go back there uh but you know i have to have a partner because they don't allow singles single male and single me women to rent you got to have multiple people in the rooms and i don't like that i don't want to i don't understand that either but anyways so the rooftop was great was boring as shit trapeze was great except for the shitty ass uh employees that worked there you know had an attitude problem but you know what maybe i have maybe i'm the one with the attitude problem who knows i probably am but anyways that's enough for today you know i've been talking a lot of time and all that about 50 minutes but you know guys gals go experiment go have fun don't be a double standard don't be an asshole remember you know Karma always comes back to you.

If you treat people like shit, you're going to get treated like shit eventually. You know, maybe that's why I get treated like shit because I treated people poorly. I did. I, you know, I did when I was younger, I treated people poorly and all that. And I fucking truly regret it. And I saw this goddamn thing called My Name is Earl TV show.

And I don't know, something about that show just hit me and said you know what maybe if i'd be a better person i would you know get better results and i found out the more i did yeah it worked you know people people started you know being more friendly and open and all that and and i enjoyed it so i start being a good person now you now on the podcast you might not know it but you know what i'm always willing to help couples and all that when i worked at caliente you know at in the sex rooms i would always i see those couples that would shy be shy and i would ask them hey what are you looking for you looking for another couple okay here come on let's go here's a couple great couple for you and lo and behold i hook them up and i would get nice tips at the end of the night because I help those people get pussy and get cock.

I was a pussy cock whisperer and all that. So I do worship pussy, though. But anyways, that seems to be it for me. Gentlemen, share those cock and balls. Remember go to swingandsinglepodcast.com it's my website, all things AC all my lovely, lovely episodes will be on there, some nude pictures of me things like that I didn't take too many pictures when I was at when I was at the rooftop plus I'm a guy, I don't really do that shit anyways I hope you have a wonderful day We'll see you next time. Bye-bye. when I was at the rooftop. Plus, I'm a guy. I don't really do that shit.

Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful day, wonderful night. Keep on swinging, everybody. Gentlemen, shave those cock and balls. Keep those cocks swinging. Ladies, thread those legs and let us go to town on that sweet-ass pussies of yours. This is the Swingin' Single Podcast with your host, A.C. Maxwell. Keep on swinging and have a wonderful night. I want to be the angel when it's over You'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover Baby, I'm a holly till you joke, girl Closer, will you put me in a sesquamera?