Welcome to the Swinging Single Podcast, where host AC Maxwell brings you insights and reviews of the hottest destinations and hottest spots in today's dating scene. Today, AC is taking us to the Rooftop Resort in Hollywood, Florida, for an exclusive review of this trendy and adventurous resort.LocationLocated in the heart of Hollywood, Florida, the Rooftop Resort offers a perfect blend of luxury and adventure. This rooftop retreat overlooks the bustling city skyline, providing breathtaking views and an exhilarating backdrop for a romantic getaway or a fun-filled weekend with friends.AccommodationsThe Rooftop Resort offers a range of accommodations to suit every taste and budget. From cozy one-bedroom suites to spacious penthouses, guests can choose the perfect setting for their stay. Each suite is meticulously designed, featuring modern amenities and plush furnishings.Dining OptionsWhen it comes to food, the Rooftop Resort does not disappoint. The resort boasts a variety of dining options, from a trendy rooftop bar with breathtaking views to an elegant fine dining restaurant. Whether you're in the mood for a laid-back meal by the pool or a romantic candlelit dinner, the Rooftop Resort has got you covered.Resort ActivitiesThe Rooftop Resort is much more than just a place to stay; it's an adventure in itself. Guests can enjoy a variety of exciting activities, including rooftop yoga sessions, pool parties, and sunset cruises. The resort also offers a wide range of spa treatments and wellness programs, allowing guests to relax and rejuvenate during their stay.ConclusionIn conclusion, the Rooftop Resort in Hollywood, Florida, is a must-visit destination for those seeking a unique and unforgettable experience. With its luxurious accommodations, breathtaking views, and endless activities, this rooftop retreat offers something for everyone. Whether you're single and ready to mingle or looking for a romantic getaway, the Rooftop Resort is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time. So pack your bags and get ready to experience the magic of the Rooftop Resort in Hollywood, Florida.website: https://www.rooftopresort.com/
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Please note that while my experiences will undoubtedly provide viable insights, it is essential to understand that my views may not align with your own. So with that today i am going to be talking about giving my review of the one the only rooftop resort in south florida it is in hollywood california just mere mere feet away from the good atlantic ocean it's a great place to go if you are swinger. It has a lot of stuff that you would love as a swinger, but also there are some bad things that AC does not like about it. I don't like about it.
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So remember, follow me on my, you know, my Twitter at swinging single M my Instagram swinging single podcast, tick tock swinging single podcast my facebook at swing and uh podcast and again uh some other ones that i have reddit all the same things all right i put them all on my thing over here so i'll put it in the chat and you can have them all right there so anyways i'll hide those now so anyways let's get it on we're going to talk about the rooftop now like I said last if you've been following me the last one I did is the was on Caliente which I recommend I recommend Caliente to everybody out there who's listening or who does listen to my podcast or anything like that because it's's a great place for everybody to go.
It don't matter if you are a, just a nudist or a swinger, it's one of those top places. So I wanted to go South from Tampa, Orlando lakes, Florida, and go visit the rooftop resort. Now I only have been there once. So take this review with a grain of salt, if you want, or whatever you want and understand that this is through my perspective. I did bring a female partner with me, so I was coupled up during this time. So it was, you know, one of those things where, you know, I was going to have a great time either way with my partner or with multiple partners.
So, you know, it's one of those sad, sad things that, you know, I think there's a lot of potential potential with this place but it is old and it seems like it could use a little elbow grease to clean it up a little bit unfortunately they built a freaking margaritaville hotel right next to it so there is no more fucking on the top of the rooftop like there was before like before i ever went i never got to experience it but i heard there's a lot of great fucking orgy parties up out there on that rooftop during the day and during the night but you know it is what it is now so you got to make do but it is a kind of a great place to go if you don't mind it being old and not really a five-star hotel so so let's talk about the rooftop resort in hollywood florida so sometimes you have to go with what's available you know there's not a lot Da-da- when it comes to finding places to let you be as free as you want right from the moment you check in.
There's nothing wrong. I love being nudists, showing my cock off all to the ladies, showing my body. Like I said, I am very comfortable with my cock and balls and my body. You know, Hey, it's a dad bod. So what? But you know what? A lot of guys out there, we've seen your bodies. It's not even better. So thank you very much. So that's what exactly we did. Me and my partner went. The moment we arrived in our room, we embraced the freedom to its fullest.
We stripped down butt ass naked and we fucked we fucked right there you know i bent her over you know real it was a quickie it was none of these hour marathons that i like you know i try to make so right then and there we fucked and you know busted my load inside of her and make sure that every man would know that that pussy's mine so whatever wherever whether we were heading to the pool which they have a pool at the very top of the roof which is called the rooftop we can break we are bringing uh you know you get a soda from the soda machine you have some friends that are there we didn't have any friends there that time we saw some people which was funny because we wanted to get away from some of the people and yet when we went there we actually had people that we knew there so you go pop into one of the rooms or whatever or you go exploring the playrooms and i think the playroom's on the first floor i think it's at the very bottom floor so i think it was the first door floor we felt totally at ease without any of our clothes on it wasn't like everyone was walking around bare but the vibe was super chill for everyone who wanted to and like i said i really didn't mind this place because i liked it i'm not looking for five stars i just want a good place to go fuck have multiple partners enjoy my partner fucking other men and women and just you know relaxing if it ain't top-notch like it ain't a caliente or secrets Secrets, it's all right.
As long as my partner has a good time. The location for the rooftop is just perfect. We're checking out everything in Fort Lauderdale, Miami area. I do believe Hallover Beach, which is a nude beach down in Miami. I think it's a 20-minute drive to it. So just a short walk.
But if you're at the rooftop, you're a're a short walk away from hollywood boardwalk and the beach and not too far from hull over like i said i think it's 20 minutes sure we weren't thrilled about having you know unfortunately you do have to ladies and gentlemen you do have to put clothes on if you're leaving the hotel you know whatever but you know you got to switch back to regular clothes and it's a small price to pay for fun times at places like you know they got the at the boardwalk you know restaurants there's a real good pizza place there i really love going to it so you might uh go check that out or you go walking on the beach look at all the girls in little tiny little bikinis now now when i was young boys you remember you could barely get a girl in a thong now Now all of them are showing their asses now.
So, you know, it's times are changing, boys. Times are changing. So let's talk about checking in. It was great. Bare ass. Great spot. It's a great location. Unfortunately, you know, they built a big-ass hotel next to it, and and you ain't gonna be able to have all the fun that you wanted to like back in the day now let's talk about the rooms the rooms are pretty you know we were pretty happy with our room i thought it was great had a sex swing in it that's all i need it was a good size it was clean and the bed was super comfy us.
One of the coolest parts was the big window that looked out into the hallway so you can see. So you can leave the door curtain open. It's like secrets. So for the whole, I think the whole, if I'm remembering correctly, the whole wall was the window. Secrets, you got that little window. But here at rooftop, the whole wall is the window so you can keep it open and people watch you doing shit, whatever you want to do in there. It's up to you. Thank you.
secrets you got that little window but here at rooftop the whole wall is the window so you can keep it open and people watch you doing shit whatever you want to do in there it's up to you so one of the coolest parts was the big window that looked into the hallway it kind of felt like it invited people to take a peek into your world your sex life or would even leave or we would just leave the door open for a bit to see who might come in and and say hi or anything like that now that was an interesting option for us because you know what the problem was we went on a friday and i'm thinking it's south florida it's miami hollywood full order area excuse me there's gonna be a shit ton of people but you know we let the door open no one came by i think one person walked one couple walked by or one person walked by and no one came bothered to come in or anything like that and this is going to be one of the why i have to leave not a great review for this place so however the staff um the staff was great uh you know we hit some bumps on it with our travel plans because we took the Amtrak from Tampa to uh Fort Lauderdale and we the the train was delayed so it kind of sucked there we didn't get hit it at the right time we didn't we were supposed to get there at three we didn't get there till six seven o'clock at night and we weren't staying there for the day or the night so it's kind of really shitty so maybe that's why i do want to go back i'm going to go back you have to stick uh stick to their office hours for anything like that when we got there um they had a lock box for us because we they shut down their hours are shit i think that's one of the problems i think a lot of people complain about is that the hotel closes down so fucking early you're losing a lot think that's one of the problems.
I think a lot of people complain about is that the hotel closes down so fucking early, you're losing a lot. And that's one of the things I'll talk about later on at the end, where how they can improve, what can they come improve on? All right.
So, uh, anything that was never got to do, talk to any of the front office staff until we got the next day when we're checking out which they were great they were very friendly smile and all that very courteous uh anything like that so the team the people the people that worked there the security was great we felt comfortable with the security and all that all right so you know it is what it is so on the night we went everything felt a bit quiet and way more like a place for people who enjoy being without clothes in a place with a lot of 30 energy and anything like that and we were and that's disappointing because we are saying we were swingers we want to fuck and have fun it seemed like everyone was keeping to themselves the lack of people.
There were only not a lot of, there were not a lot of people there, which on a Friday night I was kind of pissed off and sad about, but I realized there's a reason why there was not a lot of people there, which made it sort of uncomfortable to start any conversations that we would want to talk to anybody. We did talk to one couple, but it was very brief. It wasn't nothing to, you know, hey, fuck my girl for me. Here's an ideal. When you visit a place like this, try to leave your shyness at the door. Now, remember, I'm an introvert. I'm not someone that goes out.
I'm not extroverted where I'm going to go out and just talk to everybody. I wish AC, I wish I could be like that, but unfortunately I'm not. And that's what really fucking sucks because I got to, I can't really do that. So anyways, so if you see a couple getting cozy and affectionate in front of others, chances are they're okay with being observed, which they better be because I always talk about this. There are some couples out there, they don't care. They only care about who's watching.
Someone they don't find attractive is watching them, they get very upset upset like i remember i told you a story about colette's where the young couple was getting it on in the porno room and a old gentleman came in and they the lady bitched him out because he was staring at her and the problem with that is you're fucking in public you're gonna have everybody can watch you but yet they decided to yell at this guy now if it was a young cat that they found attractive and all that they probably would never said anything but you Thank you.
you're going to have everybody can watch you but yet they decided to yell at this guy now if it was a young cat that they found attractive and all that they probably would never said anything but you know you should be okay if you are sucking dick ladies if you're sucking dick out in the public you should be okay with anyone and everyone watching if you're not do not suck dick out in public so talking to them can help after all they're in place where they're probably open to making new friends and they should try, you know, should be up for chatting about how far they're willing to go with others around.
All right. It's okay. You find out. That's why I talk about the 12, the 12 questions the swingers should ask other swingers. What are they into?
They might be cool with public play or they might want to find somewhere more private to go back and have fun at all right so the poolside the hangout area up in the pool one of the big reasons to come here is the pool it's open all day and it's open all night which we totally love so you want to go skinny dipping at 2 a.m go ahead going for a swim after midnight with nothing on was a great ideal for us you know it's a way but no fucky in the room do not fucking uh do not have any sex in the pool because they will get you kick you out because like i said there is a hotel and guess what those people at the hotel know and they all probably got binoculars or go out and buy them so they can watch and look at some naked people mom and dads and all that so but other than that the pool area was just okay you know it's nothing too fancy it's not a great big old pool area uh or by any means like that it was just it was a regular non-fancy hotel we felt let we felt let down a little bit because the lack of people we already mentioned how fun it was to hang out without our clothes but apart from that that, there wasn't much else that was impressive about this spot, all right?
There just wasn't, all right? It is a great place to go, but it's not one of those things that are going to blow you away like, oh, fuck, this is great. This is awesome. All right, so now the fun part, the play areas. On this floor, I do believe it's the first floor.
On this floor, they had a space that felt like a bar uh kind of like a dance club so they have a dance club it looks like a dance club and tables around it and have a bar there they have music blasting and all that shit so it's real it so it has a club vibe and off to the sides just like everything else they have rooms that you go to different theme rooms where you go play these rooms had things like saunas couches swings a big circle bed that looked like you could have a blast on if you really wanted to and there was enough people to have a blast that friday night but it looked like a place that this place was pretty empty when we were there like i said friday and there was no reason for it to be dead it didn't really have a buzz of excitement or activity uh which was a bit of a letdown all right and this is what i'm going to tell you this is one area where they can improve according to the website only time non-guests can come into the hotel is during the day for swim and at on saturday nights for the parties and whatnot why would you not allow guests to come in at all hours why would you not do that you lose so you're leaving so much money on the table by not doing that because you know what it's really the setup is right for a good party a good fucking place to go fuck and have a great time and you know do all that nasty stuff that you want to do as swingers but yet they deny that thing and you could charge people some money 40 bucks for a couple 200 bucks for a single dude 20 bucks for a single girl you know who who want who says no the money so I don't know why the reason what's the reason for them to keep people out at night where the party happens where it's only the people at the hotel that are staying there that can go to these because it was like I said it was very disappointing that there is very little people there but we still had fun between me and her we still have fun but like I said you can make more money and I don't understand why maybe there's a reason why maybe they don't have they don't want to pay security which could be probably one they don't want to do that or they want to pay staff and which I say you're going to lose you make more money than you are going to be paying in staff, but whatever.
So let's see. So the other people that were there, there wasn't much chatting or mingling going on. It seemed as if maybe other people were waiting for the weekend to really cut loose, which would be a Saturday. It was the only day and all that. Most of the folks we saw were from 30 to 60s. There was a couple of single guys there, which we were looking for, which was good. So we always liked that. No, AC doesn't discriminate. I'm not insecure where I love the single guys and I like hanging and talking to single guys.
And a handful of younger, you know, there was a handful of younger couples there. I think like three or four couples, I think in all in all, there's only like seven couples and two single guys the whole night that we counted. And there'd be, I think there was a lesbian couple to a black lesbian couple dear, I think was there too.
I cannot remember for sure because of, you know, the, the, what I was doing, I was more, you know, worried about my girl and having her having a good time and fucking the shit out of her making sure she knows who's the man all right so let's talk a little more now like i said before if you want to have more visitors they can allow more visitors every i would if i own the place i would make sure every night there's a party there's a theme going on and there is people that do not stay there can come in now maybe just give them a wristband or whatnot uh and all that so i don't know i'm getting paid why do i care who's you know who's staying and just going so i don't know i understand that.
So they're losing the place. So the hotel gave us a little impression, that little effort. And not a whole lot of money is put into this place. It is older, very old. And it needs to be, like I said, it needs to be redone. Redo everything.
The rooms, the pool area has to be red redone put what they need to do is put a yawning over ah shit but then you can't have sunning and all that but you know what i don't know so you put a yawning over the area where you can't see from the hotel from across next to next door to it because if you see the hotel next door next to it you'll understand why and it's one of those things where it's got to get back to the way it was where you know people went there to fuck and have a good time free and easy and all that now you can't you got to go to certain areas and it's kind of a mood killer so i don't know i don't know how you would fit like i said i would put a yawning all over the the top of it so the people down they can't see and just say hey go at it fuck all you want maybe leave the sun to hit the pool and all that so you can hit the solar can heat up the pool but that's what i would do you might not be able to get any more tanning done but i don't know who's really going in a tan anymore but i think a lot of people are just going there to have sex but anyways so it didn't give us a there's a whole lot money was being put into it it could do a lot better there's so much things they could do when we took the elevator it was incredibly slow i mean you could fucking if we could have fucked in there we could have went from the first floor to the top of the rooftop which i think is the sixth floor we could have fucked in there had she could have had three four orgasms i could have came and we still wouldn't be at the top of the damn thing it was so goddamn slow and we just decided to take that so you just really we got a lot of exercise of fucking and walking up and down stairs because it's like if we wait for the elevator it's going to take us 20 minutes to wait all right and we so we use the stairs it wasn't the best experience but it seemed a little shabby and not the most inviting elevator uh the way they decorated the place is kind of felt cheap and all that like teenagers were trying you know kind of like a hotel um hotel party when you're a kid you know with the stupid stuff and all that and it seems like they have a tight budget we weren't expecting anything super fancy because it was our first time with shit we didn't know like a luxury hotel or anything but it definitely seems like can make the place nicer without too much trouble like i said starts i don't, I don't know, maybe like Secrest is.
They started in the HOA. They started selling off the rooms, and as one of the requirements, you have to fix up the room. Maybe they should start doing that where, you know, you say, hey, if you want a piece of the action, you can fix up this room. You could buy the room for whatever amount of money they set.
You could buy it, pay HOA fees, fees and we'll take care of everything else so you know excuse me so there's a lot of things that the rooftop can do and that's one of the things i think they should do start selling those uh rooms and letting them let the people decide what they want to do instead of all that all right signage uh there's lots of signs in the pool saying no intimate acts in the pool so if you like i said if you're out in the pool don't start sticking your dick in your girl because you could get kicked out um and all that because people can see from margaritaville next door what you're doing and all that so i don't know it just really it just took it kind of sucks because i heard great things like when i started swinging i heard about the rooftop and her all the crazy antics and i never got there damn you know that's the problem when you procrastinate and this shit happens you lose it so i heard a lot of great things about it i was like yeah i'm gonna go one day finally i go and it's damn margaritaville's right next to it so you know so where else signage the rules the, the rules are no means.
No, it's just basic, simple stuff that you always, you know, and you always do. So in the end, the visit was still a good time. We left content. We think we might head back.
We think in my, we think, well, I might go back on a weekend for a whole week and see how it really is see if they change anything it's been a year so maybe we you never know what's going to happen so with that also the website let's talk about the website now when I go on that website it has a great it's looks like it was done in the early 2000s they got to update it it's got to be better you can't it's not very inviting to me it's rooftop resort.com the home page it has a green it's green and blue it's not really good it has a youtube video of the rooftop so you can see what i'm talking about when you go there it's a beautiful fucking view of the city and the beach and all that and they're missing so much i guess out of this i don't know and you can see the other areas i'm talking about like the bar area with the with the rooms and all that they all have there that's on there and all that so like i said you got to just just go and it talks about the room it give you room rates which is nice but when you go to reserve it you don't know if you're getting it or not you got to put in a reservation so i'm gonna click on it so reservations you go to the reservations pay that's shit you can't get on there because it's not even working uh let's see what else where can you fucking see that's the problem right there now you can't even get on so how can you you know all right whatever so you can't even rent so you got a call check in at three check out 11 a.m you know the standard practices and all that and it gives you all kinds of different the rooms and they have very limited they don't have a lot of theme rooms a lot of the rooms are just standard rooms and all that every room needs to be a theme room rooftop come on man you're fucking it up let's go you got a great thing you're in miami you have a lot of foreigner travel you have a lot of tourists even if they don't want to stay there let them go there for the day let them fucking have their fun and make and you just collect the cash and money you'll make a lot talks about the night passes like i said i'd never understood it saturday evening from 9 8 9 p.m to 3 p.m uh but you gotta be in by 1 a.m which is cool i kind of agree with that i hate when shit is where you have people walking in at 3 a.m in the morning it's like fuck you dude all right you kind of should have got here all right so saturdays couples are 80 ladies are 30 single and select single men is a hundred dollars so any guy who has a hundred bucks is select and all that so that's only day is saturday what about friday what about sunday monday tuesday it's fun that is the tourism capital of fucking everyone's going down to florida everyone's i'm not giving them down there because of fucking gay laws oh don't say gay bullshit people are coming to everybody millions and millions every month and i'm telling you you're losing money rooftop come on man if you need any help i'll help you out i have a cheap fee they got day passes like i said you go to the day couples are monday through thursday 40 friday and sunday 80 single woman 20 30 on the weekends single men 78 during the weekday 100 on uh 100 on the uh weekends and i would make that 200 rooftop make it 200 bucks you get a lot less scummier fucking people in there all right so they even have day rooms day rooms are selected for regular hotel rooms available for day visitors who wish to have a private room to relax take a break from the sun oh okay it's 150 for a day room uh let's see couples day fees included daily membership charge uh single men must have a current membership all right cool so you know what so anyways uh let's see so i'm going to be doing tuesday all right so with that let's see what else they got they got the night passes and minis events stuff like that and they don't really advertise a lot of events on here so i don't know uh but you know like i said it's a great place to go i would check it out if i were you do not do not procrastinate go before it changes all right so now that was just my review of it now here my lovely story about when i went with my partner so my partner and i decided to to visit the Rooftop Resort in Hollywood, Florida for a fun-filled Friday night.
We were looking forward to an exciting evening, but when we arrived, the place seemed surprisingly empty. Like I said, no one was fucking there for a Friday night. It's Miami for Christ's sake. We thought it was going to be off the hook, or at least I did. We learned that after a certain hour, only hotel guests were allowed on the property, which was bummer because, you know, if you don't got a good crop of hotel guests, then you know what? You're kind of screwed. That's okay because we're looking for couples and single dudes to bang my girl.
Despite the initial disappointment of the sparse crowd, we were determined to make the most of our visits since we had planned for an adventurous night where she would interact with multiple men and couples if it was up they were up we began to explore the resort all right so we walk in we explore so like i said we got to fucking right there in our room had her on the swing banging her you know blowing my load inside that tight little pussies of her one highlight was the rooftop pool which although it was nice touch being at the top of the building had lost some of its former charm like i said before that damn hotel next to it killed the vibe man like we were excited because you go there and fuck it's like secrets where you just go out in the pool you know you get horned up stick your dick in her have a good time she eat her pussy out on the side of the pool she could blow you on the side of the pool all that stuff and i heard those crazy ass stories like that in back of the day about how orgies were going on girls were getting gang banged one after another at those places and damn now it's fucking well you got to be very careful and go off somewhere else and fuck.
Good, good Coke right there. That's good Coca-Cola right there. So, like I said, we got to the rooftop at the top of the building. I noticed that a new hotel had been constructed right next door.
I think it's called Margaritaville, which now limited the activities that could be done openly on the rooftop oh you could still go nude and all that but you got fucking those idiots over there with like looking down and checking you out and all that but you know what whatever because that reminds me of a story when i was living in tampa there's a place called passage key it's in the middle of tampa bay it's out right where the ocean where the the bay ends and the ocean begins in the Gulf. And it's a nudie island, they call it.
It's a nudie island where a lot of nudists go and swingers go and park their boats for the day and have a good time. I was there one day. I'm anchored down, partying, having a good time, just relaxing, catching the sun, a fucking beautiful day. And this two boats come driving by, filled with families, two families. They drove by, we're butt-ass naked, our cocks are all hanging out, titties and pussy and all that is hanging out. So they drove by, you could see them, they could see us, there's no problem.
They drive by again, they turn around, come back and they drive by again and see us and looking and all that then all of a sudden they killed the fucking mood because they had kids with them it was a family and all that so third time they come back and going slow and they decided to park next to all of us so we got two families now and a bunch of swingers with their cocks and balls out their tits and pussies out and ass is going everything some of them engaging in a little oral sex now the fucking family two families are sitting there and they're having a great time and my fucking dick is swinging in the wind all our dicks are swinging in the wind their tits are hanging out and the and they just park right next to us so with that mommy and daddy knew what was going on because it wouldn't take it doesn't take a genius to figure this out what mom and dad wanted to see some tits and ass and all that so they bring their kids out and they had their kids now if they were if their kids are i wish mommies would take their tops off because mommies the mommies were looking very good uh during this time so you know it's like baby anyway so that was kind of fucking crazy that that happened and that's why the story come up with when i think of the rooftop i think about how parents are probably sitting there with binoculars checking pete the nude people out and looking down and exploring exploring us and all that.
So that why we can't have any uh naughty naughty little sucky sucky there anymore because of you know the families and all that so you know it's just uh it's sad because i remember hearing about the wild parties that used to happen on the pool deck but it seemed like those and it seems like those days are over now there is an area there is an area designated for fun on the rooftop but it's quite small and not really suited for a large gathering so if you got basically one girl trying to get gang bang you're gonna have it's gonna be filled with four or five guys and that's gonna be it and all that stuff and there's a couple women that go there that look for black cock and they go in there they do gang bangs of all the black guys that attend rooftop and all that.
So I've seen those pictures. I've seen those videos and all that. Very good videos, ladies, and all that. So with that, let's see. What else? Feeling a bit let down, we decided to explore the first floor where they boasted themed playrooms. To our surprise, these rooms were really equally quiet. There was nothing going on. With no one engaging in any kind of activity, not ones to be easily discouraged, we ventured into one of the rooms and lined the benches, rooms that were lined with benches and large screen TVs displaying adult films. It was time to engage in our own bit of fun.
Both of us were eager and ready. She was wet. I'm hard. So I began to showing off my oral skills, which she thoroughly enjoyed screaming and begging for more. Like I said, ladies and ladies, I will put my pussy eating skills to the test any day, any time.
Despite our intense moment, no one came by to even watch or join in which was unusual for a venue like this on a friday night which i've been told which i don't think they're lying to me uh maybe it was maybe because it was the weekend it was the week after more uh 4th of july so maybe it was maybe maybe friday night we'll have more people after a passionate session of pussy eating we were curious to see if there was more action elsewhere so we wandered and around once more so i got done after i got done eating around and you know squirting on my goddamn face uh and leaving a mess we cleaned up our mess in that room and we decided to go i said fuck it let's see if there's anyone else you know i got you good and ready you're nice juicy and wet let's see if we could find someone maybe the nice size cock to you know the fucking plow that pussy so we stumbled upon a couple with several men in a room with the large it was the one with the large bed it was a red bed and all that so we watched briefly but but my partner wasn't particularly interested in that scenario it wasn't the scenario mostly it was the men that this woman was you know trying to get with uh you know my partner does she has a preference in men and all that but none of those guys really turned around so it was like kind of a dead so hopefully there's more single guys around so she can have a little action so but you know so we headed back to the pool to see if the atmosphere was more lively but surprising it was not so you know what we jumped in we got naked jumped on in and had a good time ourselves no fucky fucky the pool was fucking deep though i remember to you know have to hold on to the sides like god damn why do got such a deep pool uh you know i'm five eight shit you know and she's five four fuck man she might we might be drowning and all that so we could hang out uh in the pool taking a dip couple some couples would come in once every 15 minutes a couple would come in look around and leave and all that we did see the lesbian couple would sit there and hang out i think they're they're smoking weed mostly all all night so they sat there all night smoking weed and all that there was another couple that we did talk to for a couple minutes but they you know they were very young and they were very fucking good looking they probably wouldn't have any interest in us anyways but we could have asked you never know they might have would have taken her and they had a threesome with my girl but so we're not willing to end our night just yet and we go to the little room on the rooftop where i was talking about on the the rooftop pool there's a little room there so we start fucking in there and you know we're going i'm doing all my stuff you know we're both wet she's squirting all over the place again this is new to her because she just found out that she can squirt, which yes, I mean, I was able to make her squirt.
So yes, I take full credit for that. And, and she does it a lot too much. I was, she's going to be one day. She's going to be ones who soaked the bed and all that really bad. So things heated up.
Her response was unquivocal she was having a great time uh doing everything just as we were wrapping up an older gentleman who had been a zirian approached us with mutual consent he participated briefly adding to an unexpected twist in the night now this guy would eat my cream pie after i'm fucking her i blow my load he was watching all the time, he knew i came in all that i in the only place that was in it was inside of her and when we were done the guy was a gentleman even though he's older he was an older gentleman and he asked if he could kindly you know go down on her and eat her pussy and i said hey i just came in there so do you want it he said oh yes i love eating cream pies and the motherfucker ate it and she kind of dug it she really did like that spot she liked the you know the feeling of it and he he she said she told me that he was sticking his tongue in her pussy and licking my cum out of her so i was like holy shit good for this guy but you know what that's a good thing because guess what now if we ever saw that dude again he can fucking eat my girl's pussy out if he wants i'm not gonna sit there say no i'm gonna be like okay man this guy is cool fuck it even with this late encounter the overall atmosphere you know remained subdued we took one last stroll around the property in hopes of finding more engaging activities but it remained quiet the couple that was fucking all the dudes they were gone i don't know where the fuck they went they were gone the girl took off the couple's gone the dudes some of the guys were hanging there and waiting and waiting for more ultimately we decided to return to our room for more private continuation of our ventures making good use to that sex swing so we went in the sex swing again you know tried different positions tried different things to do because you know that was a good time because there was no there was no way we're gonna have fucking find another single dude or find a couple to play with so it was like well let's just try spare my positions and all that which we did and we had a good time we found out different positions it was one of those swings full back, not the straps.
I recommend if you are going to get a sex swing, get one with the full back because the back straps do kind of hurt and you are limited to what you can do. But with the full back, you can do a lot more things both the male and female can do. So while our night at the rooftop didn't quite live up to the wild expectations we had heard about, we still managed to create our own memorable moments. And it shows that sometimes you just have to make the best of the situation and your company that you're with, even when the party isn't what you expected. And that happens a lot.
Now, am I going to go back? Yes, I am going back. Because I don't like when people go one time and they just shit on a place. I want to go back because I want to see, is Saturday night different? Is Friday night different?
Friday night when, you know, like I said, we did go after a 4th of Julyuly weekend so maybe the people that were would have been there went that weekend and or skipping the next weekend so that could be something that could be possible so you know i don't want to shit on rooftop rooftop needs a lot of help rooftop does need a lot of help don't get me wrong it's it is what it is you gotta it's gotta be fixed but however it's fixable and people will go when it is fixed people will go once again and have a great time like i said there's a few things put some elbow grease and cleaning it up make sure it's nice and clean people want a clean room they don't want when i went to secrets one time there's a bottle of fucking lube spilled on the damn desk next to the bed uh the nightstand next to the bed no one cleaned it fucking up so i gotta i gotta clean that shit up and you know what that's a that's a knock on secrets they're not that clean but with rooftop gotta clean it up secondly let anyone and anyone come 24 hours a day, seven days a week, because you're going to make more money.
People will come if they know. They know they can't come during the day or at night. And that's when a lot of shit does happen. Let's be honest. A lot of things do happen during the night and people work during the day. So the locals are not going to be able to make it to the rooftop in time.
So I'm not going to spend as a single guy i'm not going to spend a hundred dollars for an hour or two up there maybe or maybe i'll get laid or anything like that you don't know but if i could stay there till 2 a.m in the morning shit yeah i'll spend a hundred bucks and all that so uh on a monday on a tuesday or on a wednesday or on a thursday or on a friday so yes rooftop does need some work but like i said i'm going to go back because i want to check it out to see how it is during you know the regular you know time what was it look like is it saturday because when i were leaving saturday morning there was two couples walking in fucking looking good very gorgeous older ladies gentlemen you know they had nice little bodies on them so i'm like shit maybe there is something maybe there's during the saturday there's a party saturday maybe sunday but i don't know but you know that's the rooftop you know and like i said go enjoy it do not just look at what i say and say take it for the gold standard in fact as a swinger i would never take anyone's i would listen to what they say but i'm gonna sit there go you know what i'm gonna go myself because i have some people say oh that club sucks ass do not go it's horrible dirty whatever then i go there and i'm looking and i'm having a fucking time of my life for some odd reason one couple's um let's see one couple's misery might be another man's happiness let's say that yelp all the reviews you know you got the podcasters talk about all this and i think podcasters get paid by these resorts to say nice things about them and like i said i'm not getting paid by anyone i'm not asking you to do $9.99, sign up monthly for my OnlyFans or Fansly page or whatnot.
I'm going to be honest truth. It has a lot of work, just like Caliente has a lot of work. Caliente needs to go to just full fucking swinger, Secrets, fuck anywhere at any time, and they will fucking clean house.
I'm going to do a review on Secrets probably sometime after Memorial Dayial day because ac me myself and i are going to las vegas and i'm gonna fucking be swinging my dick in las vegas at the clubs there maybe hit the green door the red rooster or whatever it is the lv whatever fucking 504 club i don't know whatever clubs are there maybe hook up with some of those uh lexi uh i'd like to see the cum slut lexi maybe get a blow job from her I always wanted that she's my I'm a big fan of that girl uh so she's listening you know AC's coming Memorial Day weekend but anyways so but like I said I don't I will base my experiences off of what I see what I hear oh actually what I see not what I hear because if I hear something bad okay fuck it so what maybe something is just not right there so don't I don't worry about that stuff and you couples couples when you go take an open mind do not just sit there and think oh this couple said this place sucks so we're not gonna go go check it out like Colette's Colette's is a prime example here in Houston Friday night Colette's sucks Saturday Colette's is off the fucking chain off the hook there's a lot of shit going on you want some beautiful people go to set go to saturday at collette's tpc south saturday a lot of beautiful people but i'm gonna say you know what collette has hotter people there i'm just saying so you know it is what it is guys so but anyways so i don't know is there anything else you want to see why don't you post it up i got a chat just put in questions if you got any questions you know you can ask questions i'll put that in the chat ask questions people so and all that but anyways what else do i have i don't have much like i said this morial day weekend uh probably not going to do a podcast because i'm going to be busy um going out there uh having my annual las vegas trip on memorial day weekend going out there there's a bunch of clubs there i think you got the green door i'm going to try to check that out last year when i went to the green door i took i was there and i saw some european like shit you know bikaki A girl was getting her face glazed by a bunch of men And, you know bukkake a girl was getting her face glazed by a bunch of men and you know i don't puke get sick easily but i almost lost it i almost i almost threw up because i just like oh i haven't seen that shit since i went to europe swinger clubs in my 20s that's another thing i should talk about the swinger clubs in europe how crazy those places are love the europeans european people out there you're listening i love you i can't wait to get back with you guys uh soon so with that but i'm going there go to green door i think there's another one let me know nothing uh i think it's called the red rooster and all that uh not quite sure i want to check that out yeah the red rooster uh in uh las vegas i heard that's the one of the most famous ones i went there for 15 minutes and i was like nope i'm out of here it was just too much it wasn't why you know i and i like it because i was gonna say i was gonna like it because you know there's a lot of older women there and i do love older women you know thicker like a snicker uh i love so you know but i know i stood there i didn't get the vibe that i was kind of wanted there kind of i don't think i was the right type of dude for these women and all that but you know you got that so you got the red rooster i think you got whispers and all that.
I think I got invited to a party by one couple of LV, LV something. I don't know, Las Vegas something, but they're having a, they sent me an email and SDC saying, Oh, you're the type of guy we want to come and all that. And so I was like, Oh, I don't know. Maybe we'll see.
We'll we'll see so who knows what that's where i'm gonna be if you are out in las vegas you want to hook up you want to talk maybe you want to do an interview come you know i'm all for you come out and check me out bring in my pussy killer my nine inch uh and eight inches dongs uh for any of these size queens out there in las vegas i can just strap it on, put it over my cock, and I can give you a nice pussy stretch and all that. So that's what I'll be doing this weekend. Hopefully you're going to be safe and enjoying and celebrating the holidays. Remember that this holiday is about.
It's about remembering those who gave their life the ultimate sacrifice to us so we can talk about swinging so we can be swingers so we can have those first amendment rights they gave up this ultimate sacrifice so you for one minute can say a little prayer say thank you to those men and women who gave their lives uh defending this great country as ours because you know what this is a great country Where else can you do all this crazy-ass shit and, you know, still have fun? Not being persecuted or anything. So, you know, thank those men and women. Go lay a reef. Go do something.
Show some patriotic this weekend. But with that, AC has to go. Gentlemen, remember, shave your cock and balls. Ladies, make your men shave your cock and balls for the other ladies, you know, so they don't have all that fours down there and all that.
So with that, have a great night coming from you, coming from the Up pineapple studios here in texas says good night have a lovely week and i'll see you soon las vegas remember i'm coming send me an email swinging single podcast at gmail.com we'll hook up if you want to do an interview give me a email too have a great night everybody And shave those cock and balls For Christ's sake I give into it Time It just stops moving Stops moving Oh, you You got me You got me feeling bad tonight Yeah, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight, yeah, you, you love me, you let me know that it's alright, and when I move your body, I don't wanna stop it, the way we're rocking, yeah, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight, yeah, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight, yeah, you, you got me, you got rocking, yeah, you, you got me, you got me feeling good tonight.
