n today’s episode, AC Maxwell answers burning questions from Reddit readers, covering a variety of hot topics in the swinging lifestyle. From navigating a couple’s first MFM experience to dealing with husbands who have “let themselves go,” AC offers candid insights, practical advice, and a few surprises along the way. Whether you’re curious, cautious, or just looking for real talk, this episode has something for everyone. Don’t miss [email protected]
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Maxwell, broadcasting from the legendary upside down pineapple studios in the heart of Texas for over two sloppy decades I embraced a swinging lifestyle as that creepy single male that everyone loves to hate and on this show I'm here to share my wildest tales and experiences with you so gentlemen shave your cock and balls so grab some lube and some tissues for cleanup ladies if you're with your spouse with your husband or your girlfriend grab her sit on her face and have a great time so get cozy and settle in for some uncensored eye-opening stories on the swinging single podcast the swinging single podcast with host ac maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only the opinions views and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host ac maxwell and any featured guests or contributors and do not necessarily represent those of the podcast's affiliates sponsors advertisers or partners any information provided is given with the understanding that it does not constitute a contract engagement or formal advice the content of the podcast is protected I'm excited.
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I'm in bed texting girls, but I'm thinking about you baby I'd hit you up, but I'm stuck, trying not to come off crazy If it were up to me, I'd be calling you mine already But I'm in bed texting girls, thinking about you baby Don't know what to say Probably shouldn't tell you this, but fuck it, here's my confession I'm kinda hooked on you and in my mood for an obsession, yeah You might be someone I could love, or you're just somebody I fucked once. Alright, welcome to another edition of the Swing and Single Podcast with your host, A.C. Maxwell. Yes, I'm back.
Back from Plano, Texas, from the hotel takeover there. I'll give you a full review later on, but we got to go do some stuff. Go to SwingandSinglePodcast.com. Go see all things A.C.
Check out my podcast and share with your friends friends get me popular or whatever also go to swingandsinglepodcast.gmail.com go send me an email tell me how good I'm doing, how bad I'm doing what you want to hear, what you want me to talk about what you want me to discuss and all that stuff because you know what, without you telling me what you want to hear, there ain't no me or anything to talk about but you know, I got a lot of stories to share I do a lot of adventures and all that bullshit so you know and gentlemen, don't forget to shave your cock and balls We'll be right back.
or anything to talk about but you know i got a lot of stories to share i do a lot of adventures and all that bullshit so you know and gentlemen don't forget to shave your cock and balls help those ladies out don't grow a forest down there but today we're going to talk about reddit because you know what i don't i'm here just relaxing getting ready for the party and i want to talk about reddit because i love reddit reddit is those things where, you know, you got some, some great, great topics to discuss. And since none of you email me a topic to talk about, I just come out and pick one myself.
So let's get down to the nitty gritty. All right. So this one is about being forward.
And I always talk about the for a single guy, the hardest thing is to get the conversation started because you know there's a lot of mistrust hatred or whatever you want for the single male stance in the swinging lifestyle and get in the conversation with a couple that you might be interested they might be interested in you or they might not be interested in you is trying to get the conversation because for some odd reason in this country everyone thinks that hello means hey a lot of fuck especially in the swingers lifestyle even when you go out at the vanilla club you ask a girl to dance uh and you just really want to dance with the girl because you know you want to show her your moves and they ask like that's like asking the fuck and i say no, no, it's not.
It's just asking to dance. So, you know, whenever you as a single guy, whenever I talk to a couple, I, you know, you try to assume the worst, but always hope for the best sometimes. And for couples, it's a couple struggle with it, too, because, you know, because they have all the same issues where they are, they forwarding up. They go to a club. They don't actually hook up with anybody. They sit there on their own and don't really do anything. We'll be right back.
because they have all the same issues where they are they forward enough they go to a club they don't actually hook up with anybody they sit there on their own and don't really do anything and they're at the end of the night they're wondering why no one talked to them why do they get any action and all that stuff so you know this one talks about not being forward enough so how forward can you be for a single guy you could be very little forward you know unless you are a certain type then the certain types seem to be they could get away with a lot of things in the lifestyle and no one says anything and for a couple all you really got to do is a couple just talk you know you just say hey how you doing you know this is our first time especially if it's the first time there if it's the first time at the club that's a really good opener say hey this is the first time here you know is the crowd usually like this is our first time, especially if it's the first time there.
If it's the first time at the club, that's a really good opener. Say, hey, this is the first time here. You know, is the crowd usually like this? Is the crowd bigger, smaller? You know, what are the rules? We don't know. And you know what? A lot of veteran swingers will take you under the ring and show you and get you in the door. Getting your foot in the door is the most important part of swinging. So this says, are we not being forward enough? Hi, all.
We are a couple in our mid-20s to early 30s have been in the lifestyle for about a year but really started to explore about six months ago good job we've all we've gone to swinging parties and clubs and have had some fun experiences but also time where we try to talk to people and the conversation just dies we are attractive and friendly which of course doesn't mean that we were owned owed anything we're just wondering if there's a better way to go about talking to people we try to start out friendly and small talk but should we be more forward about what we are interested in in a respectful way of course like at one club we talked to a couple and were literally dancing grinding yeah with the other partners and we thought things were going to go further but then they left and never came back is it because they weren't interested or that we didn't specify what we wanted i really don't want to seem like we feel we're entitled just wondering why when we talk to a couple and they seem interested the interaction just f fizzles out.
Does anyone have any advice? Okay, well, I don't think you sound entitled at all. You're perfectly within your ballpark right now. You said you're attractive, so that's a plus. Attractive couples, let's face it, shallow people, shallow lifestyle, swinger lifestyle is very shallow.
So you're going to, you gonna you know you're gonna have people come up to you and want to be with you especially if you're good looking and they said they're good looking so we're going to take it so good looking uh yes you really got to say listen after 15 20 minutes you know you can always say you know my wife thinks your man's attractive my wife thinks you're attractive lady she wants to be with another woman uh you know do you think that's possible with you are you are you interested in playing with us uh and we go back to him get are you interested in playing now when a couple tells ask you are you interested in playing you say that is code for sex all right so you ask them are you interested in playing with my wife or you're interested in playing with my man or whatever and just say we're interested in playing with you if you're interested in playing Thank you.
ask them are you interested in playing with my wife or you're interested in playing with my man whatever and just say we're interested in playing with you if you're interested in playing with us or you're not that's cool either way we can hang out talk bullshit dance and all that stuff you know and i think that's perfectly normal the couple gets upset because you ask them to play you know what don't look at is is you you problem it's their problem it's it's their problem you know it's not your problem it's their problem because for one they're at a swingers club swing clubs is where swinger parties are where people have sex guys i don't know if you notice if you've been you're new to the earth you're new to the world you haven't uh watched listen to my podcast but this is about sex so when you go to a club it's about sex so they shouldn't be offended if you ask you know they should be offended if you just grab her titties and puss your cock without asking consent always have consent and so you're dancing you're grinding up on a couple you're having a good time you know what happened was you had a great time you never showed didn't say hey let's go play let's go do something what happened was you got those two worked up so worked up they went to the back and they went and fucked themselves because they were tired of waiting for you like i said 15 20 minutes after 15 20 minutes talking to them having a good conversation ask them what are their playing dynamics hey do you guys swap are you woman on woman are you man on man are you um you know this your cock hold your stag what what are you you know ask their dynamics and ask them if you want to play after the 15 20 minutes don't sit there take forever because you get because couples do get bored and be like well fuck this man i want to go fuck so what you did what happened was that couple they got each other so hot and horny that one couple took off and they fucked in the back and they never saw him again.
You just did your job. You just really helped him out. And so you really got to tell people what you're interested in and specify what you want. Say, hey, we're a full swap couple. We're looking to swap with other couples. Is that you? Is that part of your dynamics? Because you know what? Got to remember, some couples are not full swap.
Some couples are stag vixen where the man encourages to be with other men some couples are strictly the woman's with other women and that's it some couples are soft swap where they'll have sex in the same room but they're not swapping partner and so on so on so there's so much you got to ask and all that stuff and i like i said i don't feel you're entitled the interaction fizzles out because you just take forever like i said 20 minutes after 20 minutes, you're having a conversation flowing for 20 minutes. Ask them their play dynamics. What do they like? What are they looking for?
Because you know what? You might go, hey, so, you know, we're talking. What are your play dynamics? Me and my wife's play dynamics, we're full swap. And they'll tell you, oh, well, you know what?
We're really not playing tonight because maybe the wife's on their period and she can't play or anything like that you just don't know so don't take hours to ask another couple what their play dynamics are go in there 20 minutes 30 minutes go ask uh what else do they ask and so that's really my advice advice just be straightforward you're there you're at a swingers club you're at a sex club they're there for a reason too it's not like they walked in there thinking it was a hoedown hoedown not a hole or it was a fucking bible study they knew it's a swinger club they know what happens at a swinger club so don't so no one has got to act innocent like oh i didn't know you know like a school child uh so you know you got to start just you know be cool ask the people what their playing dynamics are you'll be all right there ain't gonna be nothing hurt all right we talked about single wife poachers single males more speak single males uh let's see now here's something that really can hit home because as we get older we get set set in our ways.
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Go to sheiks.com, that's S-H-E-e-x.com and shop the sale now at these things so we've been gone to a few events now enjoyed them uh it's been a struggle to find people were attracted to and connect with all right just we eventually noticed that there were only a very few other that fit conventionally attractive people between 20 and 45 at these events. And inevitably, they were sitting alone, obviously nervous to approach anyone. There are people in their 50s range, super comfortable approaching anyone and everyone. How this has turned out to be the net positive for us.
Once we noticed the trend, we started just being the ones to approach. And the other couldn't always seem very happy for any for the chance to connect with people close to their age bracket but now we're curious has anyone else noticed this maybe it's a utah thing or just luck of the draw so you know you're finding people so it doesn't say how old they are so let me click maybe it says how old they are in our profile and no it doesn't really say. So, I don't know. So, I'm assuming they're younger. All right. Which is fine. They're younger. No problem with that at all. So, let's see.
So, they said they struggle to find people they're attracted to. All right.
And you don't really need to connect with people in sex you just need to be attracted to them if you're looking for supermodels this is not the lifestyle for you unfortunately what you want to do if you want supermodels you want to go become a go to la and become an actor or actress that's how you fuck supermodels and other beautiful people you go to a swinger club to fuck mom and dads average looking people above average people you're not fucking tens at these places because you got to remember you got to be a 10 to fuck another 10 so and people in their 20s and 40 through 45 you really don't start swinging and i And I don't know why I started swinging at 20.
I was a horny kid. And I didn't have a girlfriend or a partner. I always was single throughout my 20s. I had girlfriends, but, you know, I would end up cheating on them and go swinging and all that. And when I see a young couple in their 20s swinging, I want to ask, why are you swinging now? What are you doing to enhance your sex life, stuff like that? And if you've got to spice your sex life up when you're 20 years old, I kind of question that. Why are you doing it so early in your relationship?
But anyway, hey, to each each their own i'll take them under their wing i'll teach them everything i know and all that stuff but you're not going to find a lot of 20 to 45 20 to 35 year olds swinging you're going to see you're getting more and more when i started out there's no one my age hardly ever anyone and when i saw someone my age it was fun because i had someone to talk to and all that stuff and they were actually attracted to attracted to me and they would pick me out of everybody because i was same age but 20 to 35 you don't see that many but you see more and more now coming and that's because the social media has glorified it has commercialized it and all that stuff all right you start seeing more swingers after the age of 35 because their kids are getting older the mundane uh you know the light work life is getting to them sex life is getting dull so you want to spice it up whatever they got great communication they want to add people to the bedroom they want to fuck and have a good time good for them so you'll see more so if you're not attracted to the older people you're gonna have you're gonna struggle in the lifestyle now they did take what happened with this couple since they're probably young they learned from the young the oldsters and they said hey i have we're noticing that the older people go up to talk to people and they're having fun and they're playing.
They talk to anyone and everyone, they said. That's what you got to do. If you're introverted, it's going to be a struggle, especially if both of you. Now, what's good if you have one partner as an introvert and one partner as an extrovert, then you're going to be okay. Now, if you're both introverts, then that's where you're going to struggle and that's where you're going to see couples sit in the corner and just watch. Now, also, they could always remember, these couples could be brand new to the place, so go over there and talk to them. Don't be shy to talk to someone else.
Listen, you're going to get rejected. Even the best-looking people get rejected in this lifestyle. I've seen beautiful women. When I went to Miami, I've seen women who are supermodels get rejected by guys. The fuck?
fuck for whatever fucking reason i don't know what the hell they were doing maybe they thought they couldn't fuck them that good or they couldn't weren't gonna be weren't gonna be able to get it up but they rejected they reject these hot wicked women you're gonna get rejected too i have been rejected over probably a million times i wish i could recount how many times i've been rejected and say, no not playing tonight or anything like that so you know i'm used to rejection you're going to have to get used to rejection just because you're a couple and you got a pussy with you doesn't mean you're going to score more pussy all right uh so do what the 50 year olds do that they said go up there and talk to people say hey how you doing this is our first time at the club uh you know we really like it but you know show us around or hey are you new to the club we come here all the time won't we you want to come check it out walk around and check it out offer to be a guide for them get in once you get that conversation going you're going to be okay everything's going to be kosher you're going to talk to that person remember 30 minutes, remember, start talking about the play dynamics.
What type of play dynamics are you and your wife looking for? Don't sit there, wait four hours and a bunch of alcohol later to ask, what's your play dynamics? Do you want to play? Because guess what? It might not happen. Then you're going to go home with a serious case of blue balls. Am I noticing that? Now, it does ask are are not as social. Millions and younger people are not that sociable in those type of situations. There's very few couples that are young that I see that are very social. People are talking to them. You always have to go talk to them. And it's not a dumb thing.
It's just the way society is. Remember, we have our faces in our cell phones and our computers, our tablets, and all that now. I'm Gen X. I grew up with no internet. I had to talk to girls. I had to talk to other guys. We had to socialize. We were kicked out of the house during the summer, told don't come home until the street lights come on. Come in for lunch. Don't come home until the street lights are on. Stuff like that.
We had to socialize we had to talk to girls we had to do all that so we're you know we enjoy that interaction now kids these days they like texting the tiktok shit and all that stuff so they're just it's just a different generation now can't we can't blame them because we gave them that so we have to make up so when i see a young couple that might be interested and i go talk to them and i you know give them the 411 of the place and stuff like that and if they and i ask them what their play dynamics and they say couples i go let's go find you a couple when i worked at caliente i worked in the fuck rooms and the young couples or just couples in general would be shy they would be timid they wouldn't know what to do, how to approach people.
And I would be like, hey, I notice you're walking around. Are you interested in anything? What are you interested in? What are your play dynamics? Are you interested in this, that, or A, B, or C? And they would tell me what they're interested in. I'd go, you know what? I have the couple for you. I have the guy for you. Come on. And, you know, I would get them laid.
They would always end end up fucking i was like the pussy master and a cock master over there because you know i would get people involved and that's what people need to start doing just talk to people listen if you talk to someone they tell you to fuck off oh well fuck off fuck them who cares it's their loss not ours right because they're gonna lose a good person uh let's see what else anyways so that's one do i think millennials in the younger generation have problem talking yes i do but i don't think it's their fault i think it's our fault for allowing being lazy parents being lazy people where we don't have them talk to people it's like texas texas did the school thing and now every parent's mad because their kids don't have cell phones.
It's cell phones in the class. They go to school to learn. They're not there to fucking socialize and text everybody, because they do. They'll sit there, and they'll be texting on their phone, taking pictures of the teacher, doing stupid shit. Do you want me to come to your work and film you? No, you're there to work.
Your kid's there to go to school allow that we have allowed a generation of kids to grow up with the cell phones and we coddle them instead of doing that so that's why these when you go to the club and you think young people are not talkative it's not that it's they're they think they're better than us they just don't know how to talk to people because they didn't right they weren't raised like we were so you know help the younger generation out and all that stuff and like I said I agree I just noticed that when I read this that if I weren't raised like we were so you know help the younger generation out uh and all that stuff and like i said i i agree i just noticed that when i read this that if i think about it young people don't know how to talk because they just weren't raised how to talk in social settings you know some but there's always cases where some of them can you know i've met some ones that could talk to your head off and you're like jesus christ because this person never shut the So, you know, it is something you got to think about and all that.
So that's a good one. So that's a good topic. Let's see. Ooh, here we go. Yes, I love more single male bashing. Single guys are a bane on clubs. Every single time we go to a club or event that allows single males, there's an incident. Oh, yes, always, every single time.
All the clubs around the country one one there's gonna be one interested at every club today in america some are minor such as creepy old dude that doesn't respect personal space or guys hovering around wanting to catch my wife alone all right last night was the worst yet my wife and her friend were groped as they were climbing out of the pool. When I confronted him about it, his fat ass tried denying it, and then he decided to get in my face. He got a permanent ban, but it ruined the evening for us.
In the future, we're not going to any club that allows single guys unless they have a serious security presence. Single guys, you should keep help by policing ourselves. Especially if you are attending smaller venues that they had to rely on the local PD. For one, you'd never want to get the police involved because you don't want to bring hate to your club. So good luck in getting the police involved. It has to be very major before a club will ever do that. Because if you do, you're fucked. Now you're on the police's radar. So they had a minor incident. I don't believe this guy.
This guy's just an angry dude. It's okay. And this guy does bash single men all the time. Whenever this couple posts under this name, they bash. It's always about bashing single men. They don't have anything positive to say about single men. Now, the creepy old dude. Okay, so do we put an age limit?
Are we going to limit the people's age where we said if you're over 60 you can't go listen if i'm old i could get my dick hard at 60 65 70 god bless you god bless me i'm not interested in fucking a 70 year old woman but guess what i ain't gonna sit there be oh my god a creepy old lady when old lady when she's talking to me or she's trying to fuck me. I'd be like, damn, I hope I have that drive, sex drive, when I'm their age. This episode brought to you by Chicx. If you're waking up hot, kicking off the covers, flipping your pillow all night, it's probably not you. It's your sheets.
Chicx is built for that. I used to deal with the same thing until I switched to Chicx. They make performance sheets designed to stay cool, wick moisture, and keep your temperature consistent through the night. No overheating, no waking up sweaty, and they're soft. Way softer than you'd expect from something this breathable. Plus, if your sheets constantly pop off the corners, Chicx has stay fit corners that actually stay in place, even on adjustable beds. And right now is the best time to try them. Sheiks is running their Mother's Day sale.
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I think if you respect people and you have that and you have that ah that you know that vibe that you respect people you smile and all that people don't people don't get upset with you and all that stuff anyways and guys hovering and around watching to catch my wife alone now this is one thing i always tell single and i hate single guys that do this once the guy goes to the bathroom or something they'll go approach the wife i always say that's a no-go for me whenever i bring a partner to a club and a guy approaches her alone he ain't gonna nail hit that and that's what i tell the girl he ain't fucking you i know you probably want to fuck him but we ain't doing it because he showed me disrespect by talking to you without me in presence and i agree with that that's a fucking piece of shit but i don't think it's a cause for the pain of the clubs all right and his wife getting groped by a guy when she was getting out of the pool all right so once again i always say it's only a creepy guy when the woman thinks the guy is ugly If the guy is not, if the guy is ugly, they're creepy.
If the guy is really hot, good-looking, looking nice and all that, they're never creepy. I've never seen anyone call a good-looking single guy creepy. I have seen them called old, fat, old men creepy or ugly guys my age or ugly people in general creepy.. It's never, I never seen one where the guy has a six-pack ab, good arms, good chest, fucking nice cock. Never hear him call him creepy, even though they're staring at them, and probably jacking off. Never hear it. So, you know, you know, I don't know. I just don't see it. I never hear it. Now, that doesn't mean it happens. It doesn't happen.
So, you know, it is what it is. So you just got to be, you know, stop worrying about single males. Stop worrying about single males. Worry about your wife having a good time. Worry about yourself having a good time. You'll have a good time. You're not going to go to clubs that have single males. Now, that's your priority. If you don't want to go to a club where there are single males, they're good. Don't go. I recommend that. If you are not, your play dynamic is not with single men, I suggest don't go. Now, if there's only one club in your town, then you just got to deal with it.
But unfortunately, single guys are here to stay. Single women are here to stay. So, you know, just think about it. Think about this. How do you want to be treated? Because guess what, gentlemen? You're always one stupid decision away from being a single guy. And now you're fucked. Literally fucked. And I try to, like I do, I try to police the single guys. I try to tell them that. But some of these guys don't fucking listen. Like the party at the group in Keller, they have a bunch of Indian dudes that don't fucking listen.
They'll get up on a couple will be in the playroom, public area, playing fucking on the bed, and they'll just take their dick out, start jacking it right off next to her face. She'll slap it away. They'll keep going at it.
And, you know, I try to say, hey, dude doing that she don't want your dick but they just look at you like go fuck yourself and go on so you know sometimes you can't police a single guy because of their attitude because sometimes they think well you know what i paid 150 i should be in i should be able to do whatever i want that's not the case in anything all right now start with more mfms starting with mfm only question for the ladies oh no don't want to do that because it's a question for the ladies so let's not even worry about that their first fmm hey i'm a single guy i have i have been invited to my first male female male threesome with a hot couple i met on an app oh good job buddy after sharing a few pics i've noticed that the male partner has a pretty big penis oh that's fine looks at looks at least eight and comfortably takes two hands good job good for that boy i'm pretty average at just five inches have many men been in similar situations sir yes i have i've been in a lot of situations where I'm the small guy on the totem pole and all that.
Now, do I give a shit? No, because they're still fucking me, so they pick me for one reason. Remember, a woman might pick you for your looks, for your cock size, for your body type, for your personality. Are you good looking? Stuff like that. Can you make her laugh? There are so many ways to get picked by a couple in the lifestyle, not just your cock size. And smart women will pick not on cock size but on other things. Cock size should be one, a couple personality-wise and all that stuff. Because you know what?
I noticed that guys with big cocks usually are not the best lovers because they sit there and think, oh, I got a big cock so I could just lay there. She could jump on it and she'll come. Not always the case. Just like when you get the most hottest looking woman in the club, she just lays there and she's bad in bed. So, you know, you just got to have confidence in your five inches, buddy. You're going to be fine. Usually I got no performance problems and never had any complaints.
But I just want to make sure I don't get feelings on inadequacy and end up not being able to perform on the day, you're going to be fine. Just be able to take a Viagra, do something. Remember, they picked you. They know you got five. I'm assuming they put in a, what's it called?
They showed you a picture and all that, so they probably see you, so they know your cock is small is small uh let's see follow-up i just want to say thank you for all the amazing and thoughtful responses i appreciate it i have never had a performance issue in the past and with female partners or thought my penis wasn't enough they always seem to have a good time of course listen if your cock is small and you have adequacy you haveurities about it, learn how to eat pussy great. Make eating pussy great again, all right? Then you don't have to worry about it. Fuck it.
Obviously, this is the first forte into being around another hard penis. I had the realization a comparison would be pretty literal, but I'm feeling much better about it now now it's no different to being with two women with different size breasts i love all sizes plus when we met for social they seem like wonderful humans and very down to earth oh you didn't fuck them the first time i don't know hopefully well i'm hopefully this young man or this gentleman here gets to fuck this person even with with his five inches. Remember, make it the best five inches she ever had in her fucking life.
And you can, even with a small cock, you hit the G-spot just right, you make that girl squirt. She's going to love you. She's going to remember you. Trust me. If you make a girl squirt, she'll always remember you. Even though you don't think she does, she'll remember you. All right?
So remember, small cock's going to hit that G-spot just as good as an eight incher so you know don't worry about it gentlemen like i said comparison is horrible in the lifestyle don't compare yourself to other people because if you do you're gonna be a miserable human being because someone's always bigger faster stronger than you just like someone always gonna have bigger titties than you bigger ass than you bigger cock than you and stuff like that so you know don't worry about it just go enjoy your life have your time if they picked you obviously they like they like you and all that so oh let's see we've been here 30 minutes all right so let's see if we can do 20 more minutes all right a typical lifestyle rant we have been in the lifestyle for about seven years female health female half ready to be done the real reason is either guys who are out of shape or unable to perform now i have noticed this a lot that guys cannot get it hard even couples when they're with other couples and i'm like oi bae how the fuck can you you put a pussy in my face i get hard just the way it is but you know these people nowadays and i think it's diet Thank you.
pussy in my face i get hard just the way it is but you know these people nowadays and i think it's diets that are a problem because people you know they eat junk and i think it blocks up their uh their blood vessels also i think it's mental i think people don't take care of their mental health i take care of my mental health i talk to a shrink once a month i take care of my mental health i could block other people out of my life when i'm in a group game bang group setting it's not it's very easy for me to actually forget everyone else is in the room except for me and the girl then i'm fucking so i don't have i never had that problem with getting hard and i'm noticing that more and more in the lifestyle that gentlemen are good they can't get hard they can't if there's more than one other person in the room two people in the room they can't get it hard they can't get up so i yeah i could feel why your wife would want to leave because of that i am six foot two 195 height weight proportionate sure you are that's good good height she is five seven 135 oh sounds Good.
Late you are. That's good. Good height. She is 5'7", 135. Ooh, sounds good. Late 40s and early 50s. Plenty of attractive ladies, but the dude's so frustrated. And like I said, a lot of these couples, the unicorn couple I always talk about is the good-looking male and the good-looking wife. You don't really see those too many of those guys in the lifestyle. You'll get one partner will be good-looking, the other one will be dog-ugly. You know, it's just the way it is. Like I said, if you want to go in this Thank you. Too many of those guys in the lifestyle.
You'll get one partner will be good looking. The other one will be dog ugly. You know, it's just the way it is. Like I said, if you want to go in this lifestyle and want to fuck hot looking people, you're going to be very disappointed. Because it's mom bods and dad bods. It's every walk of life is in this lifestyle. You know, everywhere from Jews, Muslims, Christians, Buddhists, all Hindus or whatever. All types of walks of life, man. You're not going to get these hot... It's not a TV show. It's not a movie.
It's not fucking, you know, those fucking shit you see on other swinger podcasts where they're all hot people. You're going to be disappointed if you think they're going to be hot.
So you're going to have to gonna have to you know you're gonna have to check your swinger delusional syndrome and knock it down a bit if you want to have a good time now if you don't you don't want to settle you don't want to compromise you're gonna have a shitty time in this lifestyle when we finally find a couple the guy seems to have an issue to all too frankly yeah alcohol and alcohol in the way you eat stop eating the fucking burgers from mcdonald's you know go to the damn store get yourself some ground beef and make a burger if you want one don't stop going out to eat they are the united states government ladies and gentlemen is poisoning you and you don't even fucking care.
They're poisoned with the fucking food. Why do you think if you go to a foreign country, try to find the food that we have in a foreign country, you know what happens? Most of it is banned in other countries. Why? Because it's shit. They're killing us slowly. And we fucking just take it. Look at Coca-Cola. Why does Coca-Cola taste different in every other country? You go, we get Mexican Coke here in Texas. The Coke there tastes great.
You you know why because it's made with real sugarcane our shit's made fake fake ass sugar that's worse for us though sugarcane is good for us the other shit they're giving us in the coca-cola and all that shit is bad for us so that could be one thing that alcohol people drink too much i medicate to eliminate that possibility so he takes viagra okay he's smart If you know you might have a problem, people drink too much. I medicate to eliminate that possibility. So he takes Viagra. Okay, he's smart. If you know you might have a problem, take Viagra.
I take Viagra so I can get up hard eight times a night and bust a nut eight times a night. She's starting to wonder if it's her. No, it's not her. She's doing the right thing. It's just the people you pick. Because you go for looks. You don't go for personality. You don't go for other things. When you just go for looks, this is what could happen.
Just because you're good looking don't mean you're good in bed and there and resulting insecurity just isn't worth continuing the lifestyle you know what i don't think you should quit the lifestyle but i also think if you if this affects you so much get the fuck out of the lifestyle because you don't want this to fuck your mental health up. I'm not sure to the point other than to vent. Fellas, go to the gym, get a prescription. Don't play with people that don't turn you on. Don't know. That's kind of an asshole thing. Don't play with someone that you're not turned on.
I'm sure the guys are turned on by your wife, but it's just like I said, they get in their head because your wife could be very good looking. And if you have a very good looking wife, you don't want to fuck up. You don't want to be a two chump pump. Two pump chump, I'm sorry. Two pump chump. You don't want to be that. So you get in your fucking head. God, I got to fuck the shit out of this girl. When, like I said, learn to eat pussy. Gentlemen, repeat that to me. I want to learn to eat great pussy. You don't want to be good at eating pussy. You want to be great.
If there's a pussy eating contest, you want to be the Joey fucking chestnut of pussy eating. And that could relieve everything. Think about it. What I usually do, this is what I do when I meet a couple. I always go down on her. I don't really give a shit. I'm hard as a rock before we even start. So when I take off my clothes, my dick's standing in fucking full salute. I always go down on her first. I make her come first. I make her come a bunch of times until she begs me to fuck her. Then when she tells me to fuck her, I fuck her and I could bust my neck. I could be a two-pump chump.
I could fuck her for a minute. I could fuck her for five, 10, 15, 20, 30 minutes an hour. She ain't gonna give a shit. She already busted her nut four or five times by me eating her out.
She's not gonna give a shit that i come quick and i think guys getting it in their head because they hear shit on tiktok or youtubes about these guys coming real quick but there's other ways to satisfy a woman you don't always need your fucking dick to fucking give her an orgasm give her to your mouth fucking learn how to eat pussy get the click take two fingers in there tell her to come her to come here, to come here, get up, hit that top wall on her pussy, and shit like that. You can go real fast, sometimes go slow, depending on the chick.
Like I said, you got to be able to read her body, and you should be able to find it, but I don't know.
I just don't understand some of these guys, these cats, are coming here, and they can't just do it you know i don't know maybe i'm wrong i don't know but yeah but i don't think it's i don't think the guys you should be yet mad at the guys the guys are probably attracted to your wife your wife is probably very beautiful you're probably a good-looking dude too but you know you gotta remember some guys are just bad at sex they just get into their heads oh god she's especially if she's fucking hot if your wife is really good looking she's gonna struggle to find guys with dicks that are working now maybe this is what you need to do maybe try a different dynamic where she fucks a single guy or you play separate room you swap partners but play separate rooms maybe that will work you know try different things it's okay you know maybe it'll work maybe it doesn't maybe because you know things you know i would just try different things i wouldn't give up right now but if your wife's mental health is being fucked up you gotta look okay let's see.
Do. No, that's not good. Ultimately, about ultimate boundary. All right. Let's do one more. Here's a damn long one. All right. Ultimatum or boundary. And is there a meaningful difference quick background is that i the female live with my partner male we met when we were already seeing another partner female who has her own primary partner and family oh fuck this is a poly this is so confusing and while ago her partner retracted his consent for her relationship i ain't fucking doing this you know why because i? Because I can't, I don't understand Pali people.
I don't understand how you can get in there with a bunch of other people and, you know, the emotions. People are difficult. People are hard. And you bring it in two or three people and you fucking bring in the one I don't really like. I don't care if single people do it with no kids, but once you bring kids in the world, stop fucking being Pali. You just, because you bring one person in, Thank you.
care if single people do it with no kids but once you bring kids in the world stop fucking being poly you just because you you bring one person in and now you got to hope that person stays forever or you leave the kid in all that stuff so it's just i don't know i just can't deal with the poly stuff i just don't know uh how to deal with stuff like that all right let's go here singles flaking, one more, any suggestions on what to watch out for early in the conversation with singles, okay, what I would do is get their cell phones, now, when people say, well, I don't give out my cell phone that quick, well, guess what, they're probably married, and you guess what, there's a thing called Google, you can actually get a phone number that goes to your cell phone, you don't have to give out your phone number.
You can give out your Google number and you get the messages. So go to Google Phone. I don't know what it's called, but there is one. We do it from our job where we call people up from Google and they don't know it's us. All right? So do that.
Also, you know, just talk to them ask them are they married and stuff like that look at the pictures are there pictures of girls in there look at the background the pictures of uh family and stuff like that if you really care if they're married like i said when a woman contacts me i'm not interested in her marital status because like i said i ask them what do they want do they want a relationship or they want just a friends with benefits most of the time 90 percent of the time it's friends with benefits so why do i give a fuck what their relationship is that's her problem that's not my problem uh and all that stuff but when they want a relationship that's when i deep dive into it you know stuff like that uh and all that i don't google people because i think that's fucking disgusting that people google other people i don't have the time and i don't really give a shit about persons past i care about how people treat me and all that stuff hopefully she's not an axe murderer or whatnot we have been looking for the setup of male female male and are on a couple different websites but our experiences so far with single guys is every single one of them are dumb flakes all, that's where your problem is.
You just pick, like I said, you've got to pick wisely. And that means you've got to have a 48-hour rule. Tell them, hi, this is John and Jane. We were interested in talking to you about a threesome with my wife. Are you interested? Yes? All right, so you're interested? Can we meet up in a day for just drinks, dinner, whatever? We'll pay and see what happens. Remember, most of these people are married. They have a significant other.
Like I said, it's none of our business, not my what they do so it's difficult and you also got to remember some of these guys if they are divorced you got custody of kids so can they always get out are they able to get out and also remember sometimes for a single guy there's fair we have fantasies too maybe it's a fantasy to fuck some guy's wife but you know he just can't pull the trigger because he's scared maybe you're just really good looking and everyone's intimidated about how hot your wife is all right so guys will flake everyone flakes guess what i'm gonna have some news for you if you play with couples guess what couples are gonna do they're gonna flake too talk a big game but when it comes to where you want to meet up for a drink suddenly everything changes in the world and they and every crisis known to man happens.
All right, if they cancel on you, block them. Say, okay, you had your chance. We are no longer interested. Also, stop it with the internet. Go to your local club. Go on Google. I want you to put Swinger Club near me. Click on search button and swinger clubs near you will be there. Will be posted right up. You might get one. You might get a hundred clubs. I don't know where you're at. Don't waste your stop wasting your time on the Internet. Go to a club. See if they allow single men. Now, a lot of clubs don't allow single men on Saturday nights.
However, some of them are open on Thursday or Friday, maybe Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Maybe Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, they allow single guys. Then you pick one of those nights to go to the club and find yourself a single guy because you know why? They can't back out if they're there. They're not flaking if they're there. So you have your fame, you're ready to go. And now you got your male, female, male threesome. My best advice, just get the fuck off the internet. Get to a club. Oh, hotel takeover. Or go to a house party where they allow single people, single men. Easy. Get off the web.
Get off the web. Get off the internet.
You you'll be a lot happier you'll find a lot of guys for you and your wife to play with once you go to the club all right and you got the pick of the litter you can see if they're attracted or not because sometimes pitchers don't do people justice so you know i hate to have my pitchers i hate my pitches on my swinger profile so you know it is what it is so you just you just gotta be like okay we'll see what happens all right anyways it's my first time i'm a little nervous all right yeah anyways so i think that's about it remember gentlemen to shave your cock and balls you'll be all set all right remember go to swinging single podcast calm go to swinging single podcast at gmail.com come on my show let's have a conversation just remember this check your mental health make sure you are straight there anything you have any problems you'll be all right ask for help we're here to help with that, keep on swinging holly to your joker.
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