Jump into a revealing episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, where host AC Maxwell dives deep into the do's and don'ts of swinger party behavior. Today's talk is crucial for all you swingers out there – it's all about etiquette! AC shares smart tips on how to navigate these lively parties from the moment you step in, ensuring you're a hit with the crowd and not a party flop.But that’s not all – buckle up for a juicy story where things don't go as planned. AC tells a true tale of someone breaking the golden rules at a swinger's bash, spilling the spicy details of what happened and how it sent ripples through the event. Learn from their mistakes!Whether you're a swinger scene newbie or a seasoned regular looking to polish your party manners, this episode is your ticket to becoming the picture-perfect pleasure-seeking guest everyone wants on their invite list. Tap play and elevate your swinger savvy with AC Maxwell's entertaining wisdom. 🥂✨Tune in now and become the epitome of swinger sophistication! 🎉🎧
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Welcome back to our Pleasure Seekers and Curious Souls, where you're turning into the Swinging Single Podcast where whispered secrets meet the airwaves and every episode holds the promise of a titillizing journey. I'm your host, A.C. Maxwell, here to navigate the nuances of desire, intimacy, and the adventurous lifestyle that comes with it.
Buckle up, my friends friends today's episode delves into the sophisticated world behind closed doors the etiquette of attending a swingers club or a house party now for the uninitiated stepping into the velvet line rooms of a of the sensuous gatherings might seem like a stepping into another dimension a world where the usual social rules blend with the additional layer of understanding mutual respect and consent ah but fear not today you are not just decoding this unique protocol but we'll also be sharing stories from the deep end a tell of when this delicate etiquette well was outright discarded imagine if you will a night of shivering with potential our characters ready to dive into the new experiences only to find themselves in a sea of missteps and fake pause our story not only serves as a cautionary tale but reminds us of the importance of this unspoken code that ensures every encounter is as respectful as it is thrilling.
Now why is etiquette so paramount in these secretive enclaves of pleasure? You see, it's the golden thread that weaves through the tapestry of trust, safety, and ultimately satisfaction. Without it, we risk unraveling connections, tarnishing nights that should have glimmered with anticipation and delight. So as we sail through today's episodes, let's unravel the do's and don'ts, the must and the must nots.
From the simple gestures of courtesy to the more subtle nuances of interaction, recovery and all, and perhaps through the narrative miscues, we find ourselves more attuned to the rhythm and respect and harmony among fellow adventurers. Ready to explore the boundaries of etiquette and occasional slip between them? Keep your ears locked, your mind open as we glide through today's episodes. And take it away, Miss Juliet. The Swinging Single podcast with host A.C. Maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. And take it away, Miss Juliet.
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Yes, gentlemen, shave those cock and balls for those ladies they will appreciate it so swinging often called the lifestyle is when people or couples now notice i said people i didn't say just couples but people or couples have sexual activities with others just for fun or social reasons it's based on the idea that you can have consensual sex without it affecting your emotional or love life swinger parties are events where those interested can meet connect and possibly hook up with other people or couples who are into the same lifestyle these gatherings might take place at someone's home at a swingers club or during a big theme event like a day party you know something like a hip-hop throwback party naughty nons boogie dance party which add a fun twist to the atmosphere swinger clubs are kind of like sex clubs where there's less emphasis on dancing compared to strip clubs which focuses more on performances and watching good manners are are key to having a great time at swingers parties they help maintain respect consent and safety among everyone involved knowing your personal limits being open and honest in communication and following the rules of the event such as address codes and guidelines about drinking too much are very important swinging lets people explore their sexual interest freely without judgment but this freedom comes with a responsibility to be a trustworthy and discreet respecting everyone's privacy all right see let's see what are the do's and don'ts so some of the swinging lifestyle adequate the do's obtain enthusiastic consent make sure she is or he is ready to go respect personal boundaries you know sometimes people don't want to do anal or people don't want to suck cock so do that or kiss communicate openly talk to your partners see what they want adhere to rules of the event if it's always condoms wear condoms if it's go as you want do what you want and enjoy without judgment don't judge other people because she wants to get gang banged by 20 guys or they aren't looking for a unicorn now what are some of the don'ts engaging without consent do not engage without consent no means no breach confidential information also stop ignoring the dress code dress up guys promote excessive drinking enforce your peripheral preferences on everybody else so those are some of the do's and don'ts now let's get into this let's go deep dive I'll see you next time.
so those are some of the do's and don'ts now let's get into this let's go deep dive into it so swinging as a lifestyle is where people in committed relationships have several or sexual encounters with others for fun and socializing it's all about agreeing mutually and talking openly letting partners enjoy different sexual experiences while staying in their committed relationships swingers focus on setting and respecting personal limits swinger parties and clubs offer safe places for those interested in the lifestyle these events might be small house parties or larger gatherings at sex clubs and often have themes like a day party or boogie nights or it's the 80s they usually held in private homes or swinger clubs and sometimes at special events like a hip-hop throwback party or or whatever it is they might want to be having now one of the do's dress code and behavior there's often a dress code to keep that right vibe at the event.
Activities might include a soft swap where there's no intercourse or full swap. It's up to the couples and the people there. Getting too drunk is frown the pound on to keep the environment respectful and free from judgment. Don't drink too much.
Whiskey dick can kill a dick social the social aspects swingers often meet and talk with potential partners through social networks online uh telegram kick whatever sharing personal details like sexual preferences and past swinging experiences helps build connections within the community let's see so we have a couple let's talk about some of the event types and some of these are done and don't uh i don't know if they have them anymore but a key party key party was a participant randomly select keys from uh a bowl and they will be whoever keys it is it'll be the partner for the evening so that's what the key part and that's why I think what early swinging was.
They put keys in a bowl. House parties. Private, invite only, held at a resident's house. Those are the most important. Those are usually the most fun. Guys, go to a house party. They're great. Like sex club. Public or members only venues where, you know, you're going to have sex. Things like that. You got resorts now. There's resorts that cater to the swingers' lifestyle. You can go there and be social and have sex there openly. Talking openly and being a host at a swinger party. Swinger parties need a really clear talking and being honest.
Everyone joining in should talk openly about their their limits what they want and what they expect before starting any sexual stuff like if you don't do anal you better tell people you don't do anal because someone might try to slip the dick in that ass all right why is it important because you're going to have boundaries make sure everyone is comfortable and respects each other I always say couples want respect from single males, but the couples don't respect single males. It's important to have that respect for others. Knowing each other's desires.
It just helps people have a good time sexually because they know they're into the same things. I don't know if a lot of swingers are actually sexually happy.
they are they not sexual sexually happy because they're not being honest with their partners and they're not getting what they want what about when a couple swaps and one the one hubby can't get it up and the other hubby's pounding away on the other wife is that fun for that lady have clear expectations this helps set up what might happen so there are no surprises or awkward moments making things more fun for everyone like me and my partner at paradise lakes we didn't have clear expectations when that couple took us up to the playrooms we didn't know that she doesn't play at all and it made for an awkward moment talking about sexual health keeps everyone safe and healthy make sure you get tested use prep get on that for hiv and all that there's droxy now doxy prep now where you can takes away gonorrhea syphilis and chlamydia you can take those and you know everyone's safe chatting after the pro after the sex is done helps with handling feelings after the party and make sure everyone is still okay with what happened.
Now, you're going to get some couples that are a DTF down the fuck and don't want to talk to you after it's done. That's okay. Just talk to your partner about how you feel, if you're feeling anything at all. Or, are you worried? Did your wife get her back blown out and make noises that she never made with you? These are the things you need to talk about. Sticking to this kind of honest talking keeps relationships strong and builds trust in the swinger friend group. It lets couples try new things sexually in a friendly place without worrying about what others will think.
The swinger lifestyle works best when people are straight up about important stuff but also keep everyone's private business safe this clear sharing is super important and keeps things good and proper at swinger clubs house parties or any other close get together the most important thing in the swinger swinging is always getting permission that's clear now before we move on permission, keeping things straight, listen, you don't owe any other body any information. You can lie. Tell them that you're a CEO of Amazon. Who says what law says you owe them any information?
Only thing I say you got to be honest with is your health. If you got herpes, you better tell people you got herpes.
If you a std you better tell that that's the only thing you are responsible for they don't need to know how many kids you have they don't need to know your career what you do for a living what kind of house you have and all that make shit up if you want to even don't have to tell them your real name come up with aliases all right don't be stupid don't be those people that go on a swinger website and their login is their name dumb all right you don't have you don't owe these people anybody you don't owe no one in this lifestyle anything other than your health because you got to be honest with that if you have herpes you got simplest gonorrhea hopefully you ain't swinging but if you are make sure you tell people all right that's all i have to say about that the most important thing in swinging is always getting permission that's clear no means no excited and keeps going this means for any swinging event or activity like trading partners for fun everyone must fully agree to keep agreeing the whole time all right permission must be clear.
A maybe doesn't mean yes. Maybe just means maybe, maybe later. When I hear someone, a couple tell me maybe, I take that as a no. Unless they change their mind and they come find me and they change their mind. Being excited to join in matters. It means really everyone wants to do this. I had couples where it looked like the girl did not want to have sex with a bunch of guys. Or the guy did not want to have his lady have sex with a bunch of guys. She did. So that's something that everyone has to be excited about doing this. All right. It's hard when only one person is.
Permission can be taken back any time it needs to be keep gay being given now this is very hard what happens if you're fucking in the middle of fucking and she says stop i'm a man it's going to be very hard to say okay but you're going to have to do it because it can be taken away at any time maybe she gets freaked out maybe she don't like people watching or maybe she just doesn't like you and she was doing it for hubby i don't know but remember when she says no get the fuck off of her get away from where you're going because it is not good when it does swinger knows it's important to keep the people it's it's important to be okay with a no whether it's at a club or someone's house being respectful respectful is a must a no should be accepted without making the person feel bad or pressured this does happen a lot unfortunately in the lifestyle like i said there's bad actors in everywhere it doesn't matter if it's a vanilla or it's in a swinging lifestyle there are bad actors everywhere guys will pressure their wives to do this, vice versa.
Now, we always say about the guys, we always blame guys for everything. Well, women do this too. They pressure their husbands to get into this and they might not be fully on board on this and all that. Even with dress codes for fun or fun themes for parties, getting permission is the most important thing. This makes sure everyone can have fun without worry. Keeping the personal stuff safe. In swinging, being safe and respectful makes sure everyone can enjoy and explore together. Alright, so you know that. Just make sure you get permission to do things, guys.
Do not just sit there and stick your finger in a pussy. Ladies, don't grab another woman's titties. Ass first. It's okay. You know what? 99.9%, guess what it's going to be? Yes. Because that's how swingers are. That's how we roll. We're fucking horny people. We love fucking doing shit, you know, and all that. So, anyways, let's talk about more etiquette. Dressing up. Dress to impress. What you wear is super important at a swingers party. Just like when you meet someone for the first time. I always say what you wear says a lot about you. It's your canvas. It tells you everything.
So whether it's at a club or someone's house, these parties usually ask you to dress in a certain way that's fancy and attractive knowing how to dress right can really make the party more fun for you all right so you know i always put on a three-piece suit when i go out don't matter where i'm at going unless it's like a pool party and i know it's a pool party and i'll put on the shorts and i'll you know i'll do the theme i don't do themes i don't like dressing up i'm you know i had a great childhood i did all my dressing up during halloween and all that so the halloween party i still don't get dressed up or anything like that unless i have a partner that's really wants to get dressed up and i'll do it for her but i'm not doing it for me i just do it for her so you know anyways so dress to impress guys stop wearing a t-shirt and jeans and the cowboys hats and shit like that wear a nice comb your hair if your hair is thinning you know oh well you it happens to us my hair is gray and i don't give a you know i'm just like i'm just gonna age gracefully uh i don't know about you so now more etiquette i call it pacing yourself swing your parties are really tempting because they offer so many fun experiences and a friendly community i mean it's like a smorgasbord of pussy i love the ladies and i love pussy and i'll tell you what i'm going all over it's like a fucking i'm a kid in a candy store but i gotta pace myself but it's important to take things slowly if you're in a relationship it is essential to talk openly and set limits so everyone knows what to expect you don't have to try everything all at once and this is where a lot of couples especially younger couples get caught up because the blood the blood, even for the females, you know, females get a lot of passes in this lifestyle.
Unfortunately, AC doesn't give you a lot of females get a little crazy and they blood starts rushing to the clit and they start thinking with their clit, not their fucking brain. Usually you think the men will do this, but no, it's a lot of times. I think it's 50 50. Women do this shit all the time, too.
So, you know, you got to make sure you are pacing yourself swinger clubs are not going nowhere now i can see it if you're from montana and you you're on vacation maybe you got to be a little more aggressive and be a little more faster and stuff like that but you don't have to go at a such a fast fucking pace and all that so let me see that okay all right so here's simple ways to maybe pace yourself talk with your partner discuss what might happen as we're in club or parties before you go. What are you looking for? Couples? Single men? Single women?
You're looking for just to watch or to be watched. Talk about what you are thinking and what you want. Understand consent. Make sure everyone agrees without feeling pressured. Don't pressure your lady gentlemen into doing this lifestyle. Ladies, don't pressure your man into doing this lifestyle either. Both of you want to be in this lifestyle. You've got to be both feet in the water. You can't have one foot out of the water. You've got to be both in or it's not going to work. It's going to end badly. And then we saw from Duchess of Dick how it can end badly. All right.
Start something less intense like a soft swap where you would have sex in the same room with another couple or just attending a party before getting into more adventurous activities like fucking. Know your limits. Don't drink too much. Once again, every fucking club has this problem.
Stay clear-headed and respect your own boundaries gentlemen you have to be stay away two drinks max do not drink any more of that because even with viagra your dick will get whiskey dick all right and nothing kills a moon than a whiskey dick unless ac's around i'll fuck your wife for you no problem my dick will get hard no matter what because i don't drink and i'm there to be the go-to man stunt cock ac dress right follow the dress code whether it's for a daytime party or a dance night remember if they say dress to impress that means dress nice that doesn't mean dressing your blue jeans and a t-shirt it means you know put some damn khakis on if you don't have those gentlemen buy a couple pairs of suits or whatnot ladies dress less is more the less you have on the better it is you can wear a dress high heels do your hair up put some makeup on or don't put no makeup on some of you look better without makeup but you have to dress and press it goes for the ladies too ladies just don't come in i see more women coming in blue jeans why the fuck that shows me that you're not dtf you're not interested in fucking or anything like that so you know maybe people don't approach you wear a skirt no panties have fun enjoy the social side it's just not about sex enjoy meeting people from and dancing it used to be a but just about sex i remember when i first started back in the late 90s that shit you walk into a club 15 20 minutes later people be a fucking people be asking me to fuck their wives and shit like that or do a gang banging for their wives and all that all that.
But now it has become social. It's more like dating. You get to know the person first. Then if you have a vibe, bada boom, bada bing. You go in the back and fuck. No pressure. You should never feel forced to join in. I know a lot of people that do get forced to join in. You're not doing your service.
Listen, if your wife is cool with you just going and fucking and watching enjoy that be be cool that she is actually willing to go to a swing club because you know what a lot of wives don't want to even have anything to do with it 90 percent of the world thinks what we do is disgusting anyways so if you got a wife that's willing to go maybe to a nudist resort, go nude, or go to a swingers club and watch people fuck, or have people watch her fuck, but you don't want to be with any other man or woman, have at it. Enjoy. It's going to be fun for you. All right? And you never know.
10, 5, 10, 15, 20 years down the road, she might want to start doing that shit. Who knows?
Anyways, so swinging is an exciting adventure that should match your own pace whether it's a theme party or just a casual gathering each event is a chance to explore your relationships and personal preferences without rushing all right remember don't let anyone push you into anything if you don't want to be around certain type of people don't go to places where those people might be i know there's a lot it's june is uh gay pride month and all that and buy meals some couples don't want anything to do with buy meals that's fine don't be ashamed of it just say i'm not interested in it and move on with your life uh people will try to shame you for it don't worry about it you at your pet you got a preference you want black guys all black guys fucking have those and don't worry about what other people might say about it okay you have your preference you like bbws i like thick girls bbws i'm gonna go with those so you know i have i have preferences we all have preferences just go at your own pace slow down all right now this is what has changed over the years knowing the lingo going to a swinger party exciting but have but to have the best time it's good to know the special words that swingers use this helps you talk easily with others and fit in with swinger community rules.
Now, this is not a complete list. There's no fucking way I can put a whole list together. This would take a whole hour just to go through a list because these fucking people have changed it. When I first started, there was two. Full swap, soft swap. That's it. That's all they would ask you. Are you full swap, soft swap? Now, it's like all this other shit.
So, swinger clubs, parties are places or parties where people can meet and switch partners for sexual fun soft swap playing with someone else's partner but not having full sex usually no intercourse now that maybe that just might be maybe you'll do oral sex or you might not even do that you might just say hey we like you but we're not really into the full swap. We don't want to have intercourse with you. We don't want to exchange that, but we'd love to have sex with you in the same room. That could be it. Hard swap, completely swapping partners, including having intercourse.
That's also full swap too. What's a committed relationship? Many swingers are couples who are really close and trust each other.
That's in a committed relationship now here's an old school one key party a kind of party where a woman picks a man's keys to see who they'll partner up with for the night that was i guess that was like big in the 60s and 70s i'm hurt i'm hearing and you know they had some references to some movies that they have about people throwing their keys in a bowl i think they even fucking had that in the how the grinch stole christmas the one with jim carrey and all that where they were that one girl's family they're throwing keys or the the two uh the grinch's ladies they were throwing keys in the bowl and shit so maybe that was one of them sex club sex and strip clubs businesses that might have swinger parties but are also just not for swingers.
Dress code is the type of clothes you're supposed to wear to these events, which could be fancy, follow-up theme, or just as casual. It's like a blackout, all-white, all-black party, stuff like that. Things like that. Excessive intoxication. Drinking too much or using drugs is not looked well upon because it can mess up consent and safety. People do drugs. You'll see them in the fucking, sometimes you'll hear them in the goddamn bathroom. They'll be doing drugs. You know, they might take some pills or whatnot. Other than Viagra. Viagra's fine. Take it. Private home house parties.
These are swinger get togethers that happen in someone's house and those are hard to find sometimes you just have to find the right people to get in there and bada boom bada bing you're in you're having a good time so those are some of the terms that lingo that some swingers might use there's a lot more threesome unicorns bulls stuff like that so go in ready to have fun sexual have a fun sexual adventure without judging anyone. And don't share private stuff about others without asking. Dance, make friends, and enjoy meeting people with all kinds of sexual preferences. Excuse me.
Always remember to respect what other people are comfortable with so everyone can have a positive, respectful time in the swing community. That's why I tell guys, if your wife is having a great time, no matter what you're doing, you're going to have a great time. That great time follows on to you. If your wife is having a miserable time, guess what's going to happen? She is going to complain and bitch or, you know, later on when the evening's over, when you're driving home or you get home, she's going to bitch about it and all that. You don't want that.
You want your wife to have a nice, great time. Because I'm telling you, if your wife ends up falling in love with the lifestyle, you're going to enjoy what comes with it. And I tell all these guys that, and you know what? You got to put your egos, gentlemen, we have to put our egos away. If your wife wants another man, just find a good man for her. If your wife wants a woman, find a good woman for them. If your wife wants a couple, get a good couple for them.
Make sure that couple's good to go because if she has a bad experience, she might just change her mind and not want to be doing swinging anymore. Then you're really up Schitt's Creek. And guess what? You're a single dude now. And guess what? You're in my zone now. And you're going to live in my world where rejection is 99% of the time. All right. Keep it private. Keep it quiet. Swinger parties are fun get togethers where couples and single people can try different sexual activities. And these happen in groups of swingers or special clubs.
Keeping things private and making sure no one tells outside secrets is super important to everyone there important stuff to remember nicknames people at these parties often use fake names so others can't know who they really are i always tell that you don't owe no one nothing other than your health status you don't need to tell people's name you don't even fucking need to say anything you know right now me at the 26 years when i first started yeah I never told I only told him my name I never told him what I did or anything like that I still don't tell him what I did I just make up shit and that's it you don't get you who the fuck are you to tell me I have to tell you everything about my life you know so to make us up make shit up it's a great role-playing couples couples think about a role-playing you might be james bond she might be a bond girl do private places these parties are at houses or clubs where not just anyone can come in to keep everyone's information safe now when you do go to a club you do have to have id which is great because you know you got to have everyone's over 21 because you have alcohol on premises and if you have anyone under 21 guess what's going to happen they're probably going to start drinking and guess who doesn't like that the popo and guess when the popo comes it kind of kills the mood a little bit you know ac my your boy ac was in a raid i was in mid pump when i'm i got this big girl bent over on the bed and fucking her and the police come storming in the reason why they came storming in is because the asshole host was selling viagra this is at the time viagra was new coming out he was selling viagra and all that bullshit and they all came in you know what when you got a hard-on and cops have guns drawn at you and your fucking dick is balls deep in Tucson girl's pussy, it's not fun.
So, you... hard on and cops have guns throwing at you and your fucking dick is balls deep into some girl's pussy it's not fun so you want to keep things safe and you want to make sure there's no underage drinking because they're gonna drink we know all that come on guys we know we're gonna drink and you know we remember when we were under 21 we all wanted to drink and be cool and be grown up. But, you know, keep the IDs and IDs, keep us safe and all that. Quiet about it. It's a big rule in the swinging world not to talk about who did what. Sometimes it is very important because, you know what?
Like I said, I watch people what they do. I have kept my dick clean because of this. I love people watching, but i also love noticing are they fucking using condoms is she taking 20 cream pies every night because there are some women in here in houston that i've seen at tpc and they would fuck every dude bareback and it's like i'm not touching that and if i have a good friend that's there and i care about that person i'm gonna say hey you might want to think twice before going in there but if you do please wear a condom Thank you.
that's there and i care about that person i'm gonna say hey you might want to think twice before going in there but if you do please wear a condom that's all i'm gonna say and they take my advice they take my advice but if they don't they don't this lets everyone relax not worrying about other people's judging them now like i said i don't judge them i go fuck hell i'm like listen if that broad wants 20 cream pies in a night, go do it. I'm like fucking, I'll be her biggest cheerleader.
I think it's stupid what people say about that, but I'm, I'm the biggest cheerleader, but I'm just saying you gotta be safe and I'm going to be safe and I'm going to let my boys, if you're my good friend and I'm going to let, I'm going to tell you, I had a couple at Caliente where this gentleman, I known him for six months and I seen him out there when I'm working, he fuck fucks everything he never wears a condom with any other couples that he plays with fucks him in the pool banging him no condom whatsoever and I just said hey you know they talked about him they go we might play with this dude I go listen I'm just gonna let you know make sure you have a condom on because you know I've seen things and I didn't tell him what I saw.
I just said, you know, if I was you, I would make sure he has a condom. Well, comes to find out, doing my rounds, making sure everyone's having fun, cleaning up rooms and all that. I see him in the room. He's fucking up with no condom. That's it.
I'm done with that couple i'm not gonna play with them because you know what they're putting my health at risk because they were too excited and have this guy fuck her so you know like i said sometimes you do have to talk about something but i didn't i never tell her not to stop i didn't say don't fuck that dude i just said you just better wear a condom no judging respect saying yes and no to things should be taken seriously and respecting what people are okay with helps keep everyone's privacy uh everyone's privacy all right that's why i said safety first swinger parties and clubs are places where people both couples and singles can explore what they like sexually with others who feel the same.
But it's super important to keep things safe so everyone has a good time. Safe sex practices are etiquette. Make sure you're having safe sex. Using condoms. This is a must to avoid sexually transmitted infections, STIs. Talking about STIs, it's important to be open with your partners about your health. This is the only thing I say that you owe your partners. You don't owe them anything else. You don't owe the name. Fuck it. Make up your name. James Bond or whatever you fucking want to come up with. Tom Cruise. Fuck it. All right. So practice safe sex.
Now, if you're not going to practice safe sex, make sure you get tested regularly. AC hates wearing condoms, but you know, sometimes it's just necessary. Condoms suck. So, you know, I'm not going to sit there and judge anyone that doesn't wear a condom. Fuck it. I see couples on SDC and Quiver all the time. We are a bareback only couple. Good for them. All right. So now I got to decide, do I play with them? I don't know.
Drink responsibly, stay in stay in control drinking too much can blur the lines of clear yeses and no's rules on being too drunk if someone is really drunk they might be asked to leave and to keep it safe for everybody and you could also get banned i know caliente would do that we would ban couples if they got fights or they were drunk too much doing drugs we would ban them for life and then go on that little shit list that they had and you don't want that and gentlemen you get whiskey dick nothing kills the dick more than whiskey and you don't want to have that because if your wife is trying to get fucked and she wants to get fucked and you don't want another dude to fuck her she's gonna be sexually frustrated she might fuck someone else you never know what's going to happen you might pass out too you don't know what the fuck's gonna happen i've seen that happen where guys pass down girls on fucking back doing everything anything with anyone so you know you just gotta be safe and to be smart about it don't drink have two max drinks you know you don't need much if you need a lot you need to get hammered doing this lifestyle this lifestyle is probably not for you Swinger parties and clubs are all about having fun sexually but making sure everyone feels secure.
Whether it's someone's house or sex club there are rules to make sure people are nice to each other and stay safe. When we pay attention to safety and each person takes responsibility it helps get rid of the worry about being judged. This lets everybody enjoy the adventure safely, whether it's a relaxed daytime get-together or a fun dance party at night. The key thing for any event is caring about everyone's privacy, sexual health, and overall happiness in the swinger community.
Always remember having a swinging lifestyle can be great for your sex life if safety and saying yes or no are always the most important things. Swinger parties at homes or clubs have clear rules to make sure everyone is respectful and enjoys themselves. These rules might be different based upon where the party is or who is hosting it, but they usually include. Follow the dress code. At the green door, there is no dress code. Red rooster, I don't think there was a dress code. Alright. But most of the year i think even more than New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve comes in second.
But everybody loves these. In October, every Saturday at a club is like a theme for Halloween. For whatever reason. It's Christmas.
It's's the christmas holiday for swingers no over drinking some clubs will say no over drinking it's good to relax but remember the problem with that is clubs do not most clubs that i have been all of them have never sold alcohol so it's hard to moderate who's how much you had to drink because you got you're pouring your own shit so it's always good to relax but drinking too much is a no-no because it can cause bad behavior like i say groping ladies can just be grabbing everybody and they want because well i'm a lady so i could do whatever i want no that's not true ladies you cannot just do whatever you want you have to have permission to gentlemen can do the same thing sticking fingers you know where they don't want to be stuck and shit like that so you just got a lot of problems there so no over drink some more etiquette types of swapping the party might be okay with soft swap where there's no full sex or follow full scale sex which involves full sex you know i have got parties where you have to wear condoms even for oral there are places like that isn't respecting boundaries it's important to always respect others boundaries consent is must and pushing someone to do something they don't want to do is not allowed you always got to ask consent even at these parties like the area 69 where i go to parties got asked before you do anything respect property and host if you break something or don't follow the rules you might have to leave that's why i don't have a house party so i would have a big house and i got like 4 000 square feet it would be a great swinger party place but you know i don't trust people to fucking respect my shit i don't know how these couples do it and have fighting strangers who they never met into their houses so you know it's you know i get whatever you know i can't do it bless your little hearts that you can do it but i don't want none of my shit to be fucked up it's important to be nice to other guests and keep things private the swinger community is about respecting each other which helps make sure everyone can have fun safely and without worry swinging whether at clubs or private places means meeting many potential partners like any social setting where there's dating and flirting sometimes people might not be interested it's important to deal with rejection positively and keep good communication in your relationship yes i like i i'm a single guy i get rejected 99 of the time.
It's that 1%, which is what I really enjoy and which is really fun. So how to deal with the rejection. Don't take it personally. I'm five foot eight. Not everyone. I'm 190 pounds. Not everyone thinks I'm a hot 10. It's just like how I always tell women, the women go into a club, they're a 10.
When they leave leave they go back down to being a five guys are the same way you know we come in as fives we stay as fives that's how it is so everyone has their taste a no isn't it about you you know some couples want tall guys athletic guys fat guys short guys you know whatever ball guys things like that uh big cock guys hung you know you just gotta say okay i can't help it but okay there's someone out there for you stay positive keep looking forward to other fun experiences there's going to be more like i said there ain't no swinger club shortage anywhere unless you live in the middle of the country and maybe you have one but you will have fun you will get some respect others respect the decisions and swinging it's important to respect when someone says no you know what because you know i had experiences where someone told me no and like a year later we would fuck it just has it's just all about timing sometimes guys you know sometimes you know couples don't want to have anything to do with any single guys then later on you know a year or two goes by they're looking for a single guy then they remember that you were respectful you then fucking cry like a little bitch about being rejected by them and they come pick you who knows so how do you manage jealousy though etiquette during jealousy talk openly regularly share your feelings with your partner to clear up any confusion uh things like that i notice that communication is very hard for a lot of people especially when i meet single women on on that are in the lifestyle and outside of lifestyle they don't really communicate well i'm like tell me what you want what are your fantasies what do you don What do you don't want to do?
Who do you don't want to do? Let me know. Because if you're asking me to do it, I can't like, I cannot do it. It's like when you go, what do you want to eat? I don't know what I want to eat. Okay, well, good. We'll go to the red lobster. I love lobster. Let's go to red lobster. I don't like lobster. Motherfucker, I just asked you, what do you want to eat? Same thing here. Do not hold back your feeling. Just tell the truth. Set clear boundaries, agree on what's okay, like soft swaps or more, before joining the fun. Support each other.
Give each other support and reassurance and build the trust that you guys need. You're going to have to have trust because if you don't have trust, you got nothing in this.
So even as fun settings like a swinger party or, hey, one of those room crawls atls at secrets remember to look after your own and your own relationship needs dealing well with rejection and jealousy helps you and your partner enjoy the adventures together all right so that's some etiquette that we gotta have when we go to swinger clubs and house parties house parties more so because you know like i said those people are being nice they're opening up their home to you respect it put the condoms in the fucking trash don't leave condoms use condoms on the floor wrappers on the floor pick up clean after yourself i see a lot of play people like that they just throw shit around because it's not their house and they don't give a damn house parties are better than clubs i think because i think they're a little more intimate they're not everyone's not going to go and people know what they're going there for usually a person when they go to a house party they're there they're DTF they're not they're down the fuck and they're down there to have a good time now you got some house party people here that are looking to pay their mortgage and that's what they use to pay their mortgages and all that by hosting parties, and they're not really inclusive.
They're more exclusive because they want certain people there or things like that, or they're busy having a good time themselves. When you're a host at a party and a hostess, you've got to make sure your people are having a good time.
When you bring people into your home home you need to make sure they're having the greatest time in life because you want them to come back especially if you're using it to pay your mortgage and i don't have i say that's a fucking brilliant idea though i tell you what i wish i could do it i can pay my mortgage that way host parties once or twice a month but i just can't do it because i wouldn't want to be in the fun but you got to make sure everyone everyone's having a good time. People are enjoying themselves and, you know, things are not getting too out of hand.
People are, people are consenting to everything that's going on because you don't want anything to happen. So, you know, you just want to do that. And I thought those are some good things.
I thought etiquette was going to be something good to talk about today because of the fact that, you know, things this happened just recently and i want to tell you a story about what happened and this is my boy mr j if you're listening here's your story because i thought it was a great story you know when you got to be honest and open communication with your partners mr J wasn't too honest with his partner about where he was going this night. So, you know, I want to talk about that before we go. So in the neon glow of the city nightlife, Mr.
J, a charming yet mischievous single guy, which we thought was single, found himself outstanding at the threshold of an exclusive swingers party this was this swinger party was hosted by uh little miss fun time i played with her before uh and she usually has a house party out somewhere in the great state of texas and jay mr jay was there he got invited he came and showed up he and you know he's chilling in the backyard all right so we'll get to that so let's call his girlfriend his girlfriend let's call her i don't know what the fuck let's call her emily believe he was off on a last minute business trip somewhere a fib of course he concocted to conceal his real.
Little did he know this night would unravel in ways he hadn't anticipated. The party was in full swing, a clandestine flurry of laughter and music echoing from the lavish backyard.
And when I say lavish, it's just a picnic table and some chairs mr j was whimsically introduced himself mingled with ease his presence seemingly blended into tapestry of the night's indulgence mr j is a cool dude i really like this dude this guy he reminds me of some guy on uh when i was watching a movie back in early 2000s about perfect score where a bunch of kids try to break in to get the sat scores and all that and one of the dudes was a stoner and he reminds me of this dude he's funny as shit he's got he always got a good comeback for something so unbeknownst to mr j emily had been sinking had a sinking feeling in her gut trying to text him good night or hello where the fuck you at she noticed that jake hadn't responded to her messages for hours dumb shit which was unlike him always respond to texts and all that shit if you're gonna lie with worry nipping at her heels or titties she launched the low she launched the location tracking app they both agreed to use for emergencies.
You know, something like that. Her heart sank as the pin dropped at an unfamiliar residential area miles away from any hotel Mr. J had mentioned. Now this, this is funny. The pin was like in a ditch so Miss Emily thought that he was dead in a ditch. So Miss Emily thought that he was dead in a ditch somewhere. You know, you got to listen. You know, it's nice that she, you know, all in all, she ruined it night. But hey, she was really worried about the boy, Mr. J. And, you know, you got to appreciate that.
So frantic scenarios hijacked her thoughts, her mind concocted images of him hurt or even worse. Without a second thought, Miss Emily set out into the night, her worry propelling her feet forward in a 30-minute trek that felt like an eternity. She got out of her house and walked 30 minutes to this place. I don't know. I never asked him why she didn't just drive the fucking place. but, you know, whatever. Maybe she wasn't old enough. I don't know. Mr. J, you rocking the cradle there, buddy?
Anyways, finally arriving at the mystery location, her knock echoed through the silence that was abruptly cut by the door, you know, creaking open. Now, this is the problem right here.
This is where the shit really hits the fan so a woman in lingerie greeted her and eyebrow arched in curiosity miss emily in a voice firmer than she felt asked for mr j so mr j so maybe if a dude would have answered it that was fully clothed at the swinger party mr j might have got away with this but because a beautiful lady in lingerie answer the door now you got her fucking emily's like what the fuck is going on so whispers fluttered through the crowd as the hostess draped in a silk draped in silk and intrigued made her way to the backyard is there a Mr. J here?
She called out An air of amusement in her tone Mr.
J stepped forward Color draining from his face As he saw Emily Miss Emily standing at the door God damn it that must have been fucking bad Her expression a turbulent storm of worry and confusion before he could other a single word emily's worried more than to fury and this bitch turned red her hand meeting his cheek with a short slap so he walks up mr j walks up to her boom slaps him across the fucking face now did mr j deserve it yeah you know he kind of deserved he should have just said something else or you should have just fucking left your phone at home but you know Thank you.
the fucking face now did mr j deserve it yeah you know you kind of deserve you should have just said something else or you should have just fucking left your phone at home but you know it is what it is so you know you took it like a man and you know you took it like a man i guess so the crowd fell now there's only about five people around so there's not though everyone else is in the back doing whatever they're doing the crowd fell into a hushed silence as the hostess and her counterpart little miss fun time both regaled in their lingerie firmly asked mr j to leave so mr j had to leave you know get the fuck out stepping out into the night mr j tried to explain but miss emily fueled by relief and anger at the same time launching to a flurry of punches so jay mr jay was telling me that when he walks out and the door shuts and she starts punching wailing on his fucking ass and all that so this is a very violent girl i wonder how big she was i never asked next time i see mr jay i'm gonna ask how big is this girl they're still on and off i asked him are you boyfriend girlfriend still he says yeah we're on and off now maybe he's lying to me i don't know but who cares i don't know their hate their hate exchange led them home where emotions ran high and apologies were breathlessly shared by mr j the night transformed passion reuniting with an intensity that surprised them both their connection deepened in ways that hadn't foreseen this motherfucker they fucked all night after he fucks all these women at this swinger party he goes home fucks his girl all night even when he gets caught doing it so that's what's some fucking amazing that he got caught sticking his dick somewhere else and she fucking fucked him more mr j man you're the man mr j might be the man after all all right so in the aftermath mr j couldn't shake off the allure of the party despite the chaos a part of him yearned to return weeks later he found himself at the doorstep again hoping for re-entry the hostesses remembering the night all too well suggested with a smirk wait a year before you come back, the other dude that was hosting it said, oh, no, he's good.
He can come in. But no, pussy, like I said, pussy overrides any dude in this lifestyle. So he had to go, unfortunately, for Jake. I think his year expulsion has been up. So hopefully that's good for him. So he did.
And in that year, Jake and jay and emily explored new depths to the relationship their bond strength in that testament of the tumultuous night now they're on and off all right so i don't know how strong i'm gonna say how strong it is but hey listen they're doing good he's doing good that's all that matters man so you know that's one of those things you just got to remember be honest or be a better liar at least i don't know fuck man i was that was that was a funny night and that's because etiquette now if anything nothing would have happened the etiquette of the party would have been mr jay would have been able to come back he would have been able to come in and you know play the parties more and he didn't have to take the year off sabbatical I don't know.
etiquette of the party would have been Mr. J would have been able to come back he would have been able to come in and you know play the parties more and he didn't have to take the year off sabbatical uh to uh make everything calm down so you know you gotta have etiquette etiquette is very important this was a house party it was some dude's house so you know sometimes the guy the owner of the house didn't care but the like I said, the girls rule. Pussy rules this lifestyle. Alrighty. So that's the story. And I hope you liked it because I thought it was a very good story and all that.
It's funny as shit. Mr. J having a good time. Ended up being pussy blocked by his own girl. But that's all the time we have for today.
It's been over 50 minutes, hopefully you enjoyed this, remember gentlemen, shave your cock and balls, the ladies will appreciate it, and I'm sure they will, and they'll show you they're appreciated by doing some good sucking, I got my dick sucked last night, it was pretty damn good, this girl, she had that sloppy head, she gave that sloppy toppy head and all that, so you know, it's kind of, it was something new for me, so it was all good, but anyways, I hope you have a lovely weekend and all that so you know it's kind of it's something new for me so it was all good but anyways i hope you have a lovely weekend and all that enjoy have fun have a lot of sex and remember shave those cock and balls gentlemen you'll be all right so keep on swinging everybody and i'll see you on the other side You'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover, baby, I'm a holly to your joker.
I want to be there forever on your shoulder. I want to be the angel when it's over. You'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover, baby, I'm a holly to your joker.
