In today’s episode, host AC Maxwell dives into an important and candid conversation about STDs and the swinging lifestyle. AC discusses the realities and risks of contracting STDs—not just for swingers, but for anyone sexually active. He breaks down how awareness, communication, and safe practices can help protect you and your partners.Plus, AC answers more intriguing questions and comments from Reddit, giving you real-world insights and advice from the community.Tune in for this honest and informative episode, and explore all this and more at SwingingSinglePodcast.com
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Welcome to the Swingin' Single Podcast with your host, A.C. Maxwell, broadcasting from the legendary Upside Down Pineapple Studios here in the heart of Texas. For over two decades, I have embraced the swingin' lifestyle as a single male, and on this show, I'm here to share my wildest tales and experiences with you. So gentlemen, shave those cockin' balls, grab some lube and tissues for that clean-up. You don't want no messy boys.
And for the spouses out there, pull those panties to the side and fucking sit on that man's face or sit on his dick and get ready and settle in for some uncensored eye-opening stories on the Swinging Single podcast. The Swinging Single podcast with host AC Maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. The opinions, views, and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host, AC Maxwell, and any featured guests or contributors, and do not necessarily represent those of the podcast's affiliates, sponsors, advertisers, or partners.
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I'm in bed, texting girls, but I'm thinking about you baby I'd hit you up, but I'm stuck, trying not to come off crazy If it were up to me, I'd be calling you mine already But I'm in bed, texting girls, thinking about you baby Don't know what to say Probably shouldn't tell you this, but fuck it Here's my confession I've got a hook to you And in my mood for an obsession Yeah, you might be someone I could love Or you're just somebody I fucked once All right, let's get ready. We got some dreaded talk to have about. We got to get talking, and we got to get talking seriously.
Because whenever you have sex, there's always a possibility of getting a STd or sti whatever you want to call it so we're going to talk a little bit about that how you can stop it and all that stuff but also we're going to go have some little fun talk about let's see how about swingers podcast how about bulls maybe a single guy want to understand more more sti talk maybe advice for the male first male female uh male threesome and maybe some pubic hair whatnot and all that stuff so we're going to talk about that all today on the swing single podcast also remember go to swing single swinging single podcast.com check out all things ac also you got any comments concerns or anything like that you want me a topic to cover go to swing single podcast at Thank you.
check out all things ac also you got any comments concerns or anything like that you want me a topic to cover go to swing single podcast at gmail.com give me a shout out or anything like that hey if you do a podcast yourself want to have me on as a guest a controversial guest because you know what i don't fucking throw i don't pull punches i fucking punch all the way through and all that stuff so you know you can have me as a me as a guest. You want to be a guest on my show, come on. Don't be shy. I won't bite.
No, I will not bite even if you ask me to because, you know what, I'm a gentleman and all that stuff. But anyways, let's get down to it. And, you know, I know all of you are just dying to hear STD talk, STI talk and all that shit. But listen, we have have to have that legitimate talk you got to have that talk because guess what people sex is dangerous no matter what you claim to do you could have condoms all you want but guess what there's always a chance to catch an sti std you know think about it you want to suck some cock you to eat some pussy? You want to get fucked in the ass?
You want to lick some ass? Whatever you're doing, even with a condom, it's still dangerous. You've got to protect yourself like I do. I protect myself and all that stuff because I give a shit about myself and the people that are around me because, you know what, those people are people I care about.
The other, you know, so I want to make sure I'm safe, that they they're safe and all that stuff i don't want to give anybody an std or anything like that i want to make sure they're safe and they want to come back for more because i like i can only imagine a nice little what do they call it a nice little cock blocker than an std and all that stuff and there's so many of them and all that stuff and i found out there's more than what i usually knew because there's uh some other new ones but you know so you guys hey everybody you know this is me ac maxwell i'm coming to you from the swinging single podcast and i just want to make sure this is your go-to source for navigating the swinging lifestyle with honesty insight and a little fun along the way so you know today friday the week before one more through Halloween, I want to talk about something, unfortunately, absolutely fundamental to the swinging experience, something that keeps the excitement safe and the connections real, safe sex and sexual health.
Now, listen, I know a lot of swingers are going to judge you. Condoms suck. I hate wearing them. I'm sure you do hate wearing them, too, but you know what?
There's nothing like giving a good woman, a good fucking hot wife, wife a good cream pie and all that stuff or eating a good cream pie out of your wife's pussy but you know not everyone's into it not everyone wants to go bareback or all that stuff some people will want to protect themselves because you know for whatever reasons they're scared of getting that std and all that stuff like i said but before you know you got to be very comfortable and it's up to you don't let anybody i repeat don't let anybody tell you how you're going to swing if you want to wear condoms wear condoms if they refuse to wear condoms well i guess you don't fuck them and it's their loss not yours so don't ever if you wear a condom always always stick to that and like i said i can go both ways on it no condom condom and don't bother me i can stay hard with a condom on or a condom off.
It don't bother me the one bit. You know, some guys get soft when they have a condom on and all that. So, you know, oh, well, fuck those guys. Anyways, the swinging lifestyle is an incredible journey full of exploration. Oh, yeah. Intimacy. Hell, yeah. And connection. Eh, man. I just want to connect my cock with your vagina, ladies. I'm not an anal guy either. I like licking asshole, but I don't like sticking my dick in your ass because that's where you shit and shit. If you have a dog, you smell shit all the time. Or you have a new baby, you probably smell that shit all the time.
You want to stick your dick in that? All right. And if it's tight because you want to stick your dick in there because it's tight, well, get a fucking woman with a tight pussy. I don't know what to tell you, boys. But as you dive into this world, it's crucial to prioritize not just your pleasure, but also your health and well-being of your partners. And that's what I see a lot. People don't give a fuck about other people, you know. And it's sad. You see it all the time. Go to the clubs.
They don't give a shit uh about that either so practicing safe sex and understanding protection against stis isn't just a recommendation it's your responsibility like i said you don't ever owe anybody a fucking explanation about anything about your life you don't need to tell them how many kids you have what's your job and stuff like that but you do have the obligation and the responsibility to tell them that if you got herpes if you got an std stuff like that you know we still see guys fucking fucking women We'll be right back.
have the obligation and the responsibility to tell them that if you got herpes if you got an std stuff like that you know we still see guys fucking fucking women at some of these there have been instances in dallas where a guy who's hiv positive was fucking at a swinger event and he's fucking people bareback and all that stuff then you have two instances up in dayton uh a group up there that i stayed the fuck away from because of this, two gentlemen on two separate occasions were HIV positive and they were going to the swinger clubs and barebacking women and all that shit.
And that's just fucking nuts. To me, you should be charged with murder and stuff like that and spend the rest of your life in jail. But, you know, the criminal system has to go through and all that stuff. So who knows what's going on with those and all that stuff.
You can look it it up on just google that shit and you can find out what i'm talking about so let's break down some key points that can help you create a positive enjoyable and safe swinging experience like everything else everything has hopefully your swinging experience will be positive there'll be some negative listen i'm going to tell you this there's going to be some positive things a lot of positive hopefully more positive than negative there are going to be some negative times negative shit you're going to meet some negative people so you know hopefully it'll be a great swinging experience first up is open communication like i said those paramount the c the big c communication even with your partner and partners before you even step foot into the lifestyle have an honest and open conversations with your partner or partners talk about boundaries expectations and any concerns you have surrounding sexual health and safe sex practices this kind this kind of transparent dialogue builds trust and ensures everyone is on the same page because mutual understanding and consent are absolutely paramount and i think that's one of the core values foundations of a swinging couple or swinging single yes communication for a swinging single is part of the equation you got to be able to communicate to other people your wants needs and all that stuff and for other people to understand and all that so you know don't sit there and think that well communication is only for the people in who are in relationships and stuff like that so let's talk next let's talk about std testing this can't be stressed enough regular testing covering things like gonorrhea chlamydia syphilis and hiv should be routine for everyone involved when all partners stay informed about their health it fosters confidence and trust and it strengthens the foundation of your experiences both in and outside of the lifestyle now for some people there are easy places the easy access to std testing you can go to your local county health board or stuff like that you can google it online and see where your free testing is now i don't know what's going on with the government shutdown how are they doing stuff like that so you're going to have to check, see if they're still open during this time.
But if you want to go free, you can do that route. I pay. I go through talent testing services. It's the testing services that the porn industry use. And it's a great turnaround. Let's see if I go on a Monday.
By Tuesday at dinner time, I have the results of my my test i go once a month uh i take care of myself once a month even if i unless i don't have any sex for that whole month then i still i i won't get tested but if i have sex with one or two partners yes i will get tested anyways because you just don't know like i said everyone thinks a condom is a safe it's safe is the safe't catch anything. Well, if you're sucking dick bareback, you can catch something. If you're licking pussy bareback, you can catch something. You're licking some girl's asshole. You're some guy's asshole.
Yes, you can catch something. You kiss some guy, another woman, you can get something so i just don't i hate it when swingers say well we always have sex with a condom but then they're blowing 20 guys uh in the glory hole with nothing and they're just getting sucking down loads and shit like that it doesn't make any sense guys listen if you have to understand about this lifestyle Now, it doesn't matter if you are careful. It still can happen. You have to be 100% careful. I know women that don't suck dick. You have to have a condom on for them to suck their dick.
To fuck them, you have to have a condom on and all that stuff. Those girls are totally safe. I can tell you that.
But for the rest of us, you know, bareback, blowjob, stuff like that stuff like that it is possible so don't be shocked don't be surprised if you do contract something hopefully it's something that's curable and all that now we talk about gonorrhea chlamydia syphilis all can be cured by antibiotics so if you catch it do it i have partners who have caught it from other partners and i had to go get tested and luckily i have not contracted that yet you know but like i said i'm not ignorant to the fact that i can't catch it i can catch it because i'm a sexually active person you are a sexually active person you can catch it too and all that stuff so you know you just gotta be very careful and understand that this is possible this is a possibility if you cannot if you feel like this is not worth it, don't swing because guess what?
Even people who wear condoms have got contracted some of these things, some of these diseases. Now, the one thing you don't want is HIV. Now, what's good news is that now there are pills, PrEP, and I take PrEP every day. You got to take the pill every day. Now they have a shot. I just stick with the pills because I don't know, cause I can't get to the doctor's office all the time. So pills are just a little safer for me, but I take that for HIV prevention. All right. And so far so good, you know, because it works.
So I do that just for my, uh, wellbeing and all that stuff, because, you know, I want to to make sure i'm safe i don't want to catch that that's the worst thing you catch then there's droxy where doxy or whatever the antibiotic that you take two pills after you have unsafe sex and it clears out gonorrhea chlamydia and syphilis so there's ways you can prevent it you just got to be willing to do the research and find out what's best for you, you know, you might have underlinings, you know, health issues where you can't take that stuff. Then that's really fucked. Then you're really fucked.
All right. So, of course, protect the tools like your condoms are one of their best defenses. But it's not a bulletproof defense. Always have a good supply of high quality condoms and use them correctly every time. You got to pay money. Condoms are expensive now. You've got to pay the good kind. Don't get those cheap-ass ones you get at the porn theater or anything like that. Those could break. Fuck, the guy at the porn theater could be bored one day and just poke holes in them and shit like that. Anyways, so make sure you have a good supply. If you move, gentlemen, you know what?
And speaking of good supply, gentlemen, you should always have this. It don't matter if you're a couple or you're a single guy. Single guy, men in the lifestyle. You should always have like a male purse. And that male purse, like a woman, should be, one, condoms. Two, Viagra if you need a little extra push. And three, three, lubes. And four four wet wipes. You know, to clean yourself off. Especially, you know, when you fuck a woman with a condom, the condom rubber leaves some residue on your cock.
Go in the bathroom, clean off your cock so the next girl who sucks your cock don't have to fucking taste that rubber.
Just be nice i'm always thinking about you ladies anyways if you move from one partner or activity to another change that condom to avoid cross-contamination i don't know how many times i see it at an orgy everyone's wearing a condom and yet the guys just fuck one girl after another with those condoms and it's just crazy like okay well now you're fucking giving that girl's shit to that girl and all that stuff you're safe but the girls are not be smart take the condom off use it throw it in the trash can and get another condom to fuck the other girl and don't forget about dental dams and gloves great barriers to help protect during oral and mutual activities so So, if you do that, you know.
I never use a dental dam. I eat pussy, bareback. So, oh well. Now, think about super important tip about lubrication. Using water-based lubricants not only has its pleasure, but also reduces the chance of condoms breaking and prevents irritation for the ladies. So, lube up. It's a small step that makes a big difference. And if you do bring some lube, guess what? You probably look good in that girl's eyes because you think of everything. One thing that's often overlooked, limiting alcohol and drug Thank you. So lube up, it's a small step that makes a big difference.
And if you do bring some lube, guess what? You probably look good in that girl's eyes because you think of everything. One thing that's often overlooked, limiting alcohol and drug use during your swinging experiences. Why do you say that, AC? Well, great question, crowd. Because the fact that couples and sometimes people want to have due drugs. You can't stop it.
You don't know what people are doing every single day 24 hours a day you can trust them but they could be liars too drug use like sharing needles shooting up heroin stuff like that all right if they're smoking weed or i don't know doing a line of cocaine off of some hooker's ass well okay maybe that's different but you got to make sure by limiting your alcohol and drug use you know you can still catch stuff when you keep your judgment clear you're making sure consent is fully informed and that everyone involved feels comfortable and safe all right so like i said if you're drunk off your ass women cannot consent a man cannot consent either it goes both ways ladies you can rape a man just as much as you can make a rape you because you're drunk off your ass and i know how many times women have been drunk off their ass at the club and yet she fucks other people and you know she cannot even fucking barely walk she's not getting full consent all right when it comes to new partners be sure to communicate boundaries expectations and don't hesitate to ask about recent STI test results.
That's what I always do when I talk, when I meet with a couple, we go to the bar, goes, what's the play rules? I always ask what's the rules. Some of them never mention anything about condoms or going bareback. So I ask, are the condoms required? Stuff like that. If so, do you require an STD test? Here's my recent STD test. And I can just pull it up.
Boom it up boom bam that's another good thing about talent testing services you can pull it up on the website and you can show them right there boom bam i'm cleared i'm good to go making these open conversations a norm helps everyone like make educated and thoughtful choices like i said ac don't judge you can do whatever you want to do you want to go to a club and get bareback by 50 guys good god bless your little heart lady if you want to go to the club get fucked by 50 guys and have them all work condoms god bless you we all you're doing god's work but you know gotta make sure you know the the penalties that can happen and all that stuff finally don't forget to check in regularly with your health care provider talk to your doctors people your doctors probably heard it all seen it all don't worry about it if your doctor is a close friend of yours you know it you don't want them to know you're swinging guess what go to an online doctor i'm sure you're if you have health insurance i'm sure they are that you can get paid for and all that stuff so you know you can do it without having going to your general practitioner and or your doctor you've been going to your whole life so be open about your lifestyle so your doctor can offer tailored advice and keep you on right track i have this stunning little i don't know ac's never really been attracted to asian women but i got an asian doctor and over the years you know as she's getting older she's she's getting more attracted to me i'm like hmm she's looking good like i was at every june i go in to get my physical yearly checkup and then she talks asked me all about this and that until she asked me why i'm on that prep and i go well you know i'm a swinger i like to swing and stuff like that so i'm just doing it to keep myself safe and she's like oh great and you know she asked me a little bit about the lifestyle stuff like that i don't know she's married or not i don't look at it she don't have a ready ring on or anything like that so i don't know she might have a might be married but you know what hey if she's open to a play i'm open to her and all that stuff but anyways i'm always honest with her i have to be honest with her because she's the one take care of my house she's looking at all all my prescriptions.
Does any counter-interact or anything like that? So, you know, it's going to be okay. If you don't want your doctor to know, just go to an online doctor. Technology is great for the most part. Technology is great. But, you know, this is a great word. Technology is great because you can just do it online. I got my PrEP medication when I first started online. I went to Plush Care. Plush, P-L-U-S-H, Care. And I went to the doctor, and they sent me forms to get an STD test. And after that, bada boom, bada bing, and you get your prescription.
They fill it up every three months, and every three months you have to get an STD test if you don't get them regularly and all that. So I get them regularly, so it doesn't really matter. So, you know, there's always ways, guys. Don't sit there, I can't do it with my doctor. There's always ways to go to another doctor that you don't have to tell your general practitioner. Swinging is about connection, exploration, embracing, and open mind.
Supposedly, you know, here at the AC, the Swing and swinging single podcast we know we disagree a lot of i disagree with a lot of couples who say swinging is very inclusive and uh it's not exclusive or non-judgmental but yeah i see a lot of judging and we'll talk about that a little later but it's equally about respect responsibility and care for yourself and others by sex, maintaining honest communication, and getting routine testing and setting clear boundaries, you ensure your swinging journey is as safe and fulfilling as it can be.
When we all take responsibility, we contribute to a supportive, vibrant, and thriving community built on trust and shared experiences. All right, so let's wrap this talk up about the boring STI, STD test, and let's get back into fucking and all that good shit because, you know, that's what you're here for. You're not here for all that boring shit talking about the Debbie Downer of STDs. But, you know, keep yourself checked. Keep yourself safe, everybody, and, you know, because I need you. I need you in my life. All right, so let's talk a little more.
Since's since we're talking about stds let's talk about this new std i didn't even know this motherfucker was around until i went on talent testing services mgen the emerging sti for swingers that you might not have heard of no shit i recently had the opportunity to interview a very interesting doctor regarding stis and one that we spoke about was MGen. To be honest, it's not something I had specifically researched or really know much about. The doctor in the lab mentioned that this is becoming one of the more prevalent STIs that people in the swinger community show up for positive for.
For two months, I started doing my research with Dr. William Budd.
I asked him to co-author a piece on the lesser known sti and peer review my research for medical journals all this to say you might be interested as a whole but for those who like to educate themselves on stis this might be an interest for you so listen up most swingers can list the big two stis off their top of their heads but know little anything about one of the rise myoplasm mycoplasm genitalium i don't know mgen it spreads easily easily it's often asymptomatic so people can carry it without knowing and it gets going it gets harder to treat because of rising antibiotic resistance all right so 1.7 prevalence in the general u.s population 16.6 in the sexual health clinic samples 5.1 positivity positivity in the swinger ethical non-monogamy testing networks this year actual data from my test swingers 59 of the u.s strain show macro slide resistance so i guess let me google what is that uh i don't know whatever i'm not okay look it up yourself.
Why it matters for swingers. It is because the urethus, Cervex, and PID and increased vulnerability to other infections. Full panel STI tests often don't include MGEN. So this is never asked. Chances are you have never been tested for it. I have. If you go to the talent testing services, you can get an M-Gen test, and I get it all the time. To take a look at 10 STI providers in the U.S., most of the tests don't contain M-Gen. Some don't offer it, or others offer it as a standalone test. Yeah, and that's one of the things about the talent testing service. You have to pay for it extra.
Anyways, let's see. Reminder, this is not personal medical information, nor should be used as a substitute. This post is meant to assist you with education, and I highly recommend you talk to your doctor for personal and medical advice. However, you can always ask about MGen and how to know what you know more.
All so that's about it so that's one of those things i want to report guys get out there uh get that strain get the mgen teched and all that stuff and all that great stuff anyways so let's get back to the fucking all right so since i'm a single male and this person wants some advice for the male female male threesome threesome, let's do it. My wife, 35 female, and I, 42 male, are planning on that first male-female-male, and I'm looking for a little advice.
We have done swaps with other couples, and during those experiences, we have done male-female-male when the other woman took a little break. We both enjoyed that with no issues. This will be our first without an additional woman. We have talked extensively about it, and we are both excited for it. Good job. Well, hopefully your wife is excited about it, and you should be excited about it too, buddy, because you're going to have fun. All right. Anyways. We have discussed rules, boundaries. We have discussed potential concerns. We both feel like we are totally ready. All right.
Number one goal one goes for her to have a really good time it should be more fun for her before anyone else no shit well this guy has a has a smart he's smart it should be like that every day when you swing it should never be about you bro it's always should be about her your wife because guess what if your wife don't want to swing anymore guess what you are you're another single male and guess what if a woman don't find you attractive you're that creepy single male she's gonna put a blog about the creepy single male the bar was hitting on me again all right so yeah so you should go out anyway if you're even fucking another couple you should make sure your wife is having the best goddamn time of her life that all being said for those who don't remember their first what am i missing what should we prepare for that maybe we haven't considered Thank you.
another couple, you should make sure your wife is having the best goddamn time of her life. That all being said, for those who don't remember their first, what am I missing? What should we prepare for that maybe we haven't considered? Number one, his little soldier may not salute. He might be a fucking dick. He might be a loser. He might not have the pictures might be from 20 years ago. Those are the things you have to worry about.
if you meet them fresh you don't have any recommendations I would find a couple that you trust get a recommendation from them if they play with single guys meet at a bar where you can say no thank you and stuff like that that's what you want to do that's what's could happen. Hopefully it doesn't happen because you don't want your first non-female-related male-female-male threesome to end up like shit. And you know what? And it could. So, you know, you just got to be, you know, make sure everything's good down there.
Make sure you got a guy who can salute your soldier, get hired, and be able to fuck the shit out of your wife because that's the ultimate goal. That's what you want. All right? Thank you. Make sure you got a guy who can salute your soldier, get hard, and be able to fuck the shit out of your wife because that's the ultimate goal. That's what you want, all right, and all that. So other than that, I can't really, what else can I tell you? Make sure you don't drink too much. Just go with the flow. Set your boundary with them. Are you going to touch dicks?
Are you going to double penetrate your wife at the same time, double VP, stuff like that? Condoms. Are you going to touch dicks are you going to double penetrate your wife at the same time double vp stuff like that uh condoms are you going to wear condoms are you fine with bareback stuff like that where do you want her to come on you want to come on her tits she wants to come on your face uh stuff like that so you know you got to talk about everything now you think you don't have to talk about everything but yes you do update great advice from. Great advice from everyone. Thank you.
Definitely a couple things that we hadn't considered. All in all, it was a very positive experience. Good. I'm glad. She was the center of attention. We had a lot of nonverbal communication, let each other know we were enjoying the moment. Even when I was not involved. Oh, look at that. Afterward, we talked a little about it. That was good. What was bad?
We did have some performance made up for it with oral see that's what the fuck dude guys figure out what the fuck are you doing wrong why you can't get hard you put a pussy in front of my face my dick gets instantly hard i don't know how you cannot get hard with a fucking pussy in your face i just don't understand it figure out what's the problem maybe is it because there's other people in the room maybe you think that guy's gay and he wants to fuck you too and you can't handle it you know the swinger single man out there you do realize that you are the extra will in this cog that you're not just going to go off.
A smart man will never allow his woman to go off with another man, married or single, by yourself to go fucking play. So it's one of those things where, guys, get your shit together. Take some Viagra.
Get that fucking, the guy don't want want to fuck you if he just wants to watch it it's a male female male threesome now if they advertise male male female threesome that is a good chance that the dudes buy but if they advertise male female male uh threesome the female's in the middle for a reason she's the center of attention all the attention's on her not on you not on your dick not on his dick it's all about her so you don't have to worry about it so you know just relax and enjoy the moment enjoy the fact that this couple thought so much of you and this gentleman thought so much of you to say hey honey or hey dude you know you're cool you're awesome come on over and you can have sex with my wife.
You can fuck my wife. I'm there and all that stuff. That's like the ultimate respect from a guy to say to another man, you can fuck my wife. I trust you enough that you can fuck her and all that stuff. So, you know, relax and enjoy it. Get that dick hard. Don't jerk off before either, thinking that you're going to last longer. Just fucking blow your load in five minutes or whatever a minute and eat her pussy out. Like I said, he made up. He had performance issues, but he made up with the oral. He was very respectful and did everything he could to make it a good experience for us. Good.
I'm glad it's a good experience. Hopefully they do it again in the next experience. The next gentleman can get it up or they can call AC and say, hey, AC, we need you. And AC is going to be hard. I don't like I said, I don't I personally don't understand how these guys are getting not getting hard. I don't know what it is. It's maybe it's the food you eat, the diet. You're not exercising. You got to, you know, whatever it is. I'm just very blessed that I'm able to get hard and stay hard. You know, I'm very thankful for that. You know, I keep my diet, try to keep it good.
Like, listen, I like fast food. I like pizza, so I'm going to eat that shit. But you know what? Other times, I'm not fucking doing smoking weed, doing drugs, drinking alcohol. I was at a hotel party this past weekend, Hotel Takeover, the hot wife party with a group in color. And someone was talking about it. He goes, well, you don't drink. You don't smoke. What do you do? I go, I do this. I love the fuck. I'll see you next time.
party this past weekend hotel takeover the hot wife party with a group in color and someone was talking about it goes well you don't drink you don't smoke what do you do i go i do this i love the fuck i love to have sex with people and all that stuff i go this is my drug of choice and he goes because i told my agent like wow you look like in your 30s which i think they're a line but anyways i'll take it and you know i just this is all i do this is this is me i don't smoke i I weed when i was in college because you know it really you fucking like i don't blame people for smoking weed because after a football game when i was playing in college you know you're sore as fuck you're on that saturday night sunday morning you're sore as fuck you smoke a joint and you felt pretty fucking good for the rest of the week but now but you know i grew out of it because you know i grew up you know and you know so i understand why people smoke weed so but if you can't get hard because maybe because of the weed you gotta think of a choice is the weed more important than you being able to get it up because after a while guess what performance issues can cause a problem and couples could be like well you know we don't really want to play with this guy because i don't know if he's gonna be able to fuck my wife and if i hear like when i have a partner and i'm looking for a guy to fuck and i'm here and i maybe i saw him in the playroom and he can't get hard and the guy's good looking i'm kind of turned off by that because i want that guy to be able to get hard and fuck my girl for me and so you know so she has a great time but if you can't perform then i can't use you so hopefully hopefully this couple will have a better experience with the uh uh threesome the male female threesome and maybe she'll get fucked real good but i'm glad she enjoyed the pussy eating and all that stuff so single male here, male 24 already too young bro uh in this day and age uh i don't think you should be swinging at this age i don't wanting to understand more hey everyone just asking for advice on getting involved in this interested interested in here what clubs etc i could attend or if couples would invite single to their place or somewhere else, et cetera.
Just every detail I could find out about it, really. All right, so let's look at how you get into it. Go online, open up a profile. Have some good pictures, full-length pictures, no nudes. Don't even know how to put their dick on there. That's one mistake, fatal flaw, a lot of dumbass men do. They put their dicks on there.
on there They have like 20 pictures of the dick And one picture of the face Women want to see the whole package Face all the way down to the toes Take some good pictures Put on a suit Put on a nice outfit If you got a nice outfit You don't have to be ghetto as fuck You don't have to have your gold teeth Or diamond teeth hanging out Stuff like that Or anything like that Or being a do-rag Put it nice Be professional Okay some women like that ghetto ass shit But a lot of women in their lifestyle don't Thank you.
and stuff like that or anything like that or being a do-rag put it nice be professional you know okay some women like that ghetto ass shit you know but a lot of women in their lifestyle don't so you gotta have put forth an effort in your profile write something in your profile we got ai use ai to write your profile simple there you go there's step one you got a profile now find the clubs in your area find out what clubs they are google them go to the websites and see if they allow single men now there might be nights like wednesday thursday friday might allow single men saturday night no single men so you don't want to go there on a saturday trying to get in you want to do that you want to get all that stuff and that will help you out for one and all that great stuff you know uh two so after you have looked looked up the clubs look at for house parties maybe there's a house party you can get invited to i will always go to a house party before a club and a hotel takeover because house parties are intimate people are more talkative people are more willing to be dtf secondly find hotel takeovers hotel takeovers are very great like i said they're.
Swinging clubs are the last resort I would go to as a swinger. All right? But anyways, find a hotel takeover. If you can, get a room there. Stay the night. You know, if you're not an alcohol drinker, don't worry about it. If you drink alcohol, have some shots waiting. Have a theme room for that. When I go to the group in Keller, my theme room is Glory Home.
And that's always a good conversation starter you meet a lot of couples and you know what you might not fuck that night but later on maybe the next party they're there and they might want to fuck you because you know you're a cool dude all right so you got that so you got all that and let's see what else the clubs like i said when you go to the clubs you got to double check make sure sure they allow single guys. Call, email, do whatever. Some clubs make you apply for a membership. Basically, they just want to make sure you can follow the rules and all that stuff.
So when you go do, if you do go to a club, follow the fucking rules. Don't chase around couples. Don't chase pussy. Don't be that creepy dude that chases pussy around. Have confidence in yourself that, shit, pussy comes to me. I don't go to pussy.
You to pussy you know attitude don't be but don't be a prick about it uh let's see what else do couples invite single men yes all the time couples do invite single men but remember this what's going to separate you from the other 10 000 dick pics that she's going to get because once a couple puts an ad out on reddit uh the sdc swing lifestyle.com cassidy stuff like that they're got 10 a thousand men emailing them and all that even when they don't ask for single men these dumb fuck single males email them anyways like okay i guess i guess we're gonna change for you look at this honey look at this dick let's go and all that guys are fucking stupid and guys in the lifestyle are stupid couples in the lifestyle are stupid it goes stupidity is all around this dick.
Let's go. And all that. Guys are fucking stupid. And guys in the lifestyle are stupid. Couples in the lifestyle are stupid. It goes, stupidity is all around this lifestyle. But I love it because I love the sex. And I love meeting people and shooting shit with them. But yes, couples do invite single men. Now, this is where it comes to a problem. A lot of couples have kids at home. So you're not going to be fucking at their house. Now, have I done that? Yes, I have. I've been invited to a couple couples' houses, you know, quite a few couples' houses. Kids weren't there, so on and so on.
That could happen. You can go rent a hotel room. Now, offer to pay for the hotel room. Be a gentleman. If they say no, okay. If they say, okay, let's split the room. Okay, you can do that and all that.
Remember, remember you're fucking his wife so you can at least pay for the hotel room if you can't afford money if you can't afford that then guess what stay out of the fucking lifestyle because guess what as a single guy you are gonna pay a shitload of money and you just gotta reserve to that everyone's like oh my god you pay so much i go yeah i know i pay a lot but you know i'm okay with that i work my ass off i don't buy expensive cars i don't buy expensive house well i did buy expensive house but anyways i don't buy expensive things my things i buy are trips to swinger resorts to go to swinger clubs stuff like that you know so you know you gotta have keep your finances in check if you got finances in check you can afford it you will have a great time in this lifestyle as a single guy.
I was just talking to a couple I play with on Wednesday and I was like, you know, they asked me about being a couple and I was like, you know what? I really like being a single guy. I don't have no problems. It's very easy for me because maybe, you know, I have a personality where I can talk to couples. If they talk to me, I can, boom, I'm in there. I can have a conversation with them about anything, not just about sex and stuff like that. And I'm a very knowledgeable person. So, you know, I got that. So it doesn't really bother me.
But if you don't have the money, it's going to be tough for you to go to clubs or go anywhere in this lifestyle. You can bring them back to your place if you've got a nice place. Remember, if you do bring them back to your place, don't be a fucking slob.
Clean up, clean the the toilet make sure there's no ring around the toilet stuff like that or anything else like that you can and sometimes couples shit the guy will drive around while you fuck his wife in the back seat so you know you got those so it's a in this opportunity especially where you live you live in a big city the more opportunities if you live in a small town the lesser opportunities you have so you know just you know and keep your head up like i said you know you're young 24 swinging is going to be there when you're 34 swinging is going to be there when you're 44 54 and 64 and god hopefully god pray i pray to god that you're still alive at that age because you know what we all should live a long and prosperous life but it's going to be there you don't have to learn everything in one day you don't have to fuck everything in one day.
You don't have to fuck everything in one day, you know. One day, you're going to get my age. When I was your age, when I was 24, couples, I'd go to a club, I would get laid a lot. Because of the fact that I was young and, ooh, this is a new young cat. And, you know, slowly steds off and all that stuff. Now I'm 48. I'm that guy. I'm that creepy old guy with the gray silver box here and stuff like that. So, you know, it is what it is. Have a good time and enjoy it. Don't be an asshole. When a couple says no, thank you. Take it as a no. Thank you.
And just move on with your fucking life because you'll be fine. I'll tell you that you'll be fine. You're young. Hopefully you're attractive. All right. Let's talk about bulls.
More single shit shit so many single men do never do even bother to ask if we are into them and assume we are looking for single males all right uh i don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about honestly i don't uh i don't assume anything but anyways on top of it they claim they are a bull i don't understand what the obsession claiming one is a bull this is what the deception is all couples on when they post on reddit or on Thank you. On top of it, they claim they are a bull. I don't understand what the obsession claiming one is a bull. This is what the deception is.
All couples, when they post on Reddit or on their thing, they ask for a bull and stuff like that. So guys think, well, only way I'm going to get laid if I call myself a bull. I'm the opposite. I don't like being called a fucking animal. I'm not an animal. I'm a human being. Show me the goddamn respect. Don't call me a bull or anything like that. Now, you can think I'm a bull or whatever you want to think, but I'm not a bull. I'm a fucking human.
I'm not an animal, I'm a human being Show me the goddamn respect, don't call me a bull Or anything like that Now, you can think I'm a bull Or whatever you want to think, but I'm not a bull I'm a fucking human, I'm AC, I'm a human being I have feelings and emotions and stuff like that Swinging ladies here Do you get attracted with that title? Do women get attracted?
No Women are attracted to a couple of things A title is not, well, unless your title is Fucking Prince of England Or Prince of something Their panties don't get wet for a fucking bull the bull the bull has to be fucking hot look like brad pitt six-pack abs a fucking eight-inch cock that's what gets them turned on not the word bull so some fat guy walks in dirty look like he just got out of, he's a bull lady, he's old Their pussies are not getting wet for that Their pussy will get wet for the tall guy, the six pack ab, and the big ass cock But nah, the word bull Don't turn women on Maybe some women get turned on by that I don't know Or some guys, I think it's more of a guy thing I don't think girls women even give a fuck what the title uh is especially gen x i'm gen x and we don't fucking like titles you know why because we fought against having a title when we're younger and now all of a sudden every asshole every young kid wants to be wants to fit in a little group i'm this i'm that who gives a fuck man just enjoy your life do they get to play more with that advertisement.
No, No, it's not. It's how you act, how you carry yourself. It has nothing to do with what title you give. You could give yourself the king of all bulls and all that. It ain't going to get you anywhere because guess what? Actions speak louder than words. You go fuck a couple. You fucking give a rousy performance. Guess who they're telling?
Every motherfucker they could talk to whenever a single when they talk about bulls guess what your shit is going to be on that list about how pathetic you were in bed so it could get you one or two but after that you're fucked because swingers talk and all that stuff and he says this is a genuine question thanks yeah it's a you know what actually it's a good question why do guys claim they're a?
Because of the fact that Couples on Reddit and all the websites Will say we're looking for a bull So guys will naturally think And I would too, I would think the same thing If I wasn't a fucking, didn't have common sense Or no experience If I had no, very little experience in the lifestyle I would call myself, yeah I'm a bull Or I would make my login name bull something, you know, because I don't know any better. It's like the black guys, they always have BBC on their fucking headlines. Yeah, we know you're black, okay?
We don't have to, you know, why don't you come up with something different, like Teddy the accountant or Chris from accounting, you know? But, you know, you have Chris BBC. Oh, great, look at this. Oh, we never would have thought that.
Anyways, but, you know but you know you have chris bbc oh great look at this oh we never thought that anyways but you know be creative with your names and all that stuff and like i said if i didn't know better i would assume that's what they want and also you know that's why i always laugh when women talk about size don't matter go well that must that's kind of funny because every time i see a couple looking for a fucking single guy, it's always got the word hung in there, all right? Unless hung is four inches or more, you're just eliminating a lot. Size does matter. Stop fucking with them.
Stop fucking lying, ladies and gentlemen. We know size matters, and it's okay. It's okay. We'll live with it. Anyways, let's see.
let's see what else we got ah fuck let's get the fuck out of here and all that stuff all righty all righty let's get on it ac's got to go he's got to go take some care of hot wipes or something like that anyways thank you for listening to the swinging single podcast i'm ac maxwell remember go to all things ac All things ac at swinging single podcast.com check it out you know i got 160 plus episodes a lot of listening some good some bad whatever like i said this is gonzo fucking radio i don't do editing i don't do any of that shit i just talk and all that so you know it is what it is buddy if you don't like it oh well don't have to listen that's what's great about the internet none of the shows anyways well i'll see you later i hope you all have a great weekend and keep on swinging everybody I want to be the angel when it's over You'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover Baby, I'm a holly to your joker I want to be the angel when it's over I want to be the angel when it's over You'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover Baby, I'm a holly to your joker
