In this captivating episode of the Swinging Single podcast, host AC Maxwell engages in a thought-provoking conversation with the insightful Ms. Vanilla. As an advocate for monogamy in a world of diverse relationship dynamics, Ms. Vanilla shares her perspectives on why she remains committed to the path of exclusive partnerships, delving into the personal, emotional, and societal factors that shape her beliefs.Listeners are invited to explore a unique viewpoint as Ms. Vanilla articulates her convictions with candor and grace, shedding light on the intricacies of love and commitment in a non-swinger's world. Through her unwavering commitment to monogamy, she challenges the conventional narratives surrounding relationships, offering a fresh and compelling narrative that is bound to inspire introspection and lively discussion.Join AC Maxwell and Ms. Vanilla for an enriching dialogue that transcends boundaries, redefining the boundaries of love, commitment, and individual agency.
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Welcome to the Swingin' Single podcast with your host, A.C. Maxwell, broadcasting from the legendary Upside Down Pineapple Studios in the heart of Texas. For over two decades, I embraced a swinger's lifestyle as a single male. And on this show, I'm here to share my wildest tales and experiences with you, and hopefully you enjoy them. So grab some lube, some tissues, and for the spouses out there, go sit on your man's face. Gentlemen, go down on your girl, get cozy, and settle in for some uncensored, eye-opening stories on the Swinging Single podcast. The Swinging Single podcast with host A.C.
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balls everybody oh yeah welcome to another titillizing adventure episode of the swinging single podcast with your host ac maxwell i'm here today on another lovely fun-filled football playoff weekend couch and both professionals are playing in their playoffs for the first round in the semifinals in college and it's a great day for great weekend really for anyone who's a football fan so i've been watching that all day thinking about you guys thinking about sex and thinking about swinging so i got an interesting story we're gonna have an interesting guest today if she shows up and it's a lady that wants to talk about swinging uh i don't think she's a swinger but we'll find out when i interview so she will be miss vanello will be on the swinging single podcast in a moment so but first go to swinging single podcast dot com that's all things ac check out what i'm doing what all my podcasts and all that also if you have any questions you want to come on the show you're more than welcome just email me at swinging single podcast at gmail.com and i can set that up for.
I usually do them on the weekends and weekend nights, but I can always make an exception, guys. So with that, remember, gentlemen, shave those cock and balls, and let's listen to Zolita, Somebody I Fucked Once. talked once all right so we got a special guest here she comes from all the way from the united states her name we're going to call her miss vanilla ladies and gentlemen like have said, you come to an honest podcast, not one of these other swinger podcasts where they try to jack it up and say, hey, swinging's great. Everything's great about swinging. I tell the truth.
I say swinging can make and break a relationship. It can kill a relationship. It can make it even better. But we have a Vanilla girl, a young, beautiful. She's a young, beautiful lady. I'm looking at her right now. Very gorgeous. Has no problem in the men department. Maybe the women department she has a problem in. But, you know, we'll find out a little more. But she is here. She wants to defend monogamy. Is that correct? Was that correct to what you said? Yes. She wants to defend monogamy. All right.
So we're going gonna get into it with her uh on this episode and but first i want her to tell me how did she meet or find ac on the internet okay um be completely honest i want you to be honest i don't want you to hold back you could tell us i'm perverted we're disgusting human beings and all that just do what you got to do okay okay everybody is on my back that i am single and uh partially my decision to go and explore different kind of dating apps and dating websites, it just because i will have something to say hey i'm there i don't have any luck sorry i'm terrifying men are afraid of me so uh well i give it a, and I registered on multiple dating websites, including in Tinder app.
And now I started talking to you. Okay. Now.
One of your pictures, and it says, forecast uh something sweet in forecast and i was like well first of all i love forecasts i love how people come and they be honest and they talk in and when you share your experience you helping to somebody else to get out of shell or make you I feel that the worst thing that happened to them is that the worst thing that happened to them that happened to them is that the worst thing that happened to them it's not just happened to them so okay and i was like ah very interesting i want to talk to this guy all right so you saw my pictures did you now be honest i need you to be honest because this is an honest podcast did you even read my profile at all yes i'm reading all the profiles i'm reading all the profiles because um um you can these days you can go to facebook and pick up any picture of any person and create a fake profile no problem is that right you're 100 correct miss vanilla you are 100 correct and i always say i always said people do not read the profiles they just look at pictures they decide that they're going to swipe right or swipe left on them instead of just reading the profile because i get a lot of that on tinder where they'll swipe right on me and they're like oh shit i'm not into that swinging stuff and they'll and they'll just disappear but i'm just so happy that you actually read my profile now i'm detecting a slight accident are you originally from the u.s no where are you from originally if you if you want to tell you can't you don't have to or you just make up something because none of us are going to know anyways no no it's it's okay um can you give me your wildest guess all right so she is a beautiful white she looks white woman so she's probably from the eastern european states so a country over there uh maybe when did you come over here oh 11 11 years ago okay so 11 i know where you're going to with your question and you 50 right 50% right.
All right. So I'm asking why when you came over because I'm a Cold War baby. I was raised in the 80s, so I remember all the Cold War. I remember the Cold War ending, the wall coming down, and a lot of people coming from where I came from, a lot of foreigners would come after the wall came down.
They started piling my city that i was in so i'm thinking somewhere around poland lutherania somewhere like that maybe yeah i'm slavic definitely i'm slavic uh okay uh you uh you're right uh my parents are ukrainian and i was born and raised in russia okay see i knew it eastern european or is that west is it or is that uh asia do we call it eurasia eurasia okay eurasia okay good all right so we got that out of the way so she's very beautiful ladies and gentlemen um i can see why i don't think i'm not intimidated by your looks i'll go right after you so i don't know why men are scared of you maybe it's the uh maybe you come on strong to men or something do you do that i am uh i am very direct uh i was told multiple times that my flirt is suck because when you flirt in there is a kind of you have to butter up and you know and i don't do that i i must be a different cat because because i look at it like i want someone very direct and very forward and honest if and if someone a woman woman like you would come up to me and say, hey, you're looking good, you're talking all that, you're rubbing up on me, I like that.
It's because it makes you feel wanted. Not everyone can handle the truth. And I'm very quirky and very sarcastic. so not a lot of men can come back with the answer with the right answer um and um especially here in the united states everybody are so politically correct and they a friend to uh hurt everybody's feelings and it like, sometimes it's kind of hard to communicate to a lot of people. But anyway, yeah, I am very direct and partially it's, it's my, my nature and our Russian Ukrainian people aren't like that.
it's my my nature and our russian ukrainian people aren't like that that's a part of our of our culture yeah that's what i really loved about when i went to europe all the time there was this right direct straightforward the girls are straightforward and all that and it was just like it's just a brush breath of fresh air that you get that and you don't have to play around. There's no if, ands, or but. They'll tell you right off, I want to marry you. I want to do this. I want to do that. And I'm like, oh, okay. Well, this is where there's no dance around it.
So I very appreciate the European ladies, Eastern European, Western European, all of them. So that's good. All right.
So so you're sitting here you look at my profile you say i gotta talk to this nut job because it sounds crazy i have you ever had any interest in this type of lifestyle at all or is this something that you're curious about i i have not uh it's just it's just not me uh i but it doesn't mean it's wrong i mean if you can deal with the consequences that behind of that lifestyle that's fine i just know it's not gonna work for me however i know the family and they are my friends and um i didn't't know that that they are swingers my ex-husband told me about that and I know how it ended up and it didn't end up really well for them but I understand what they coming from they got married very early, they have just one partner, and when they got done with the kids, the husband suggested, hey, let's explore, and they did that.
So, on my point of view, it ended up very logically they divorced so what do you but what do you think led to that divorce was it the swinging or was it something else that could have led to the possibility of the divorcing so i think any divorce it's a two-way street uh what was the swinging part was a catalyst yes i think that's it but when i was talking to her and she said that her husband fell in love with another swimmer and he asked her permission and she said yes and i was like okay the woman the man you love and you have children with coming to you and asking to get intimate with another woman i don't understand that why and she said i want for him to be happy you'll be surprised how many women will say that they'll be they want the husband or their partner because it does happen both ways uh that they just want the partner to be happy and i've been doing this for 28 years We'll see you next time.
say that they'll be they want the husband or their partner because it does happen both ways uh that they just want the partner to be happy and i've been doing this for 28 years i've been in this lifestyle for 28 years and i've seen it all and you hear women that say i'm just here because my husband wants to do it or my the husband's here because the wife wants to do it so that her response that's not very uncommon that's maybe a majority of people are doing it that way so well i was just i was really surprised and to me it's like they have a family right they build something together and they're raising kids together it's a question of boundaries right and they're raising kids together it's a question of boundaries right and that's something I yeah how do you feel when your loved one is making love to somebody else are you sure you're feeling okay why do you have to suffer for him to be happy and i know she suffered and she was crying and her heart was broken and well your boundaries it's your job you're having that happiness is your job if you don't feel comfortable you sit down and talk and you always have to remember Work.
You're having that happiness is your job. If you don't feel comfortable, you sit down and talk. And you always have to remember, you build a family. So I think partially it's her fault too, because she just let it go. There's a couple of things you mentioned in there that was so dead on. You talk about one boundaries. I always talk about boundaries with couples or even singles. You got to have those boundaries of what you do, what you will do and what you won't do when you start doing this lifestyle, because like you said, it will destroy a family.
And you know, like I said, this is the honest podcast. I'm not going to sugarcoat it and say, Hey, you're, you start swinging. You're going to be happy. to be happy you'll live happily ever after yada but the boundaries are very important now my boundary is if i ever was to get married to someone she can play with other men or women whatever she chooses but there's going to be the boundaries i make love to my wife you're going to fuck those men you make love to me but you fucking those men. It's not love. You're not making love to them or anything like that.
Maybe another boundary I have is that we only do it together. We never play separately. We don't do any dates or anything like that because I have couples. I have couples ask me to take the wife out on a date. I'm like, are you sure about that?
Because like you said, you can can fall in love with someone real easily it's not that difficult sometimes to fall in love with someone and now you got a whole mess uh and all that so i thought that was great you talked about boundaries and all that so i think that's good that you already know it so you're pretty you have seen it and you probably can really help people counseling are you a counselor i have my technology back in russia well that's the reason i was like i need to talk to this guy i love it because you know it's a different point of view and uh you know it just you can do whatever if your mind is right, if you understand what you're doing, if you understand the consequences, if your boundaries, if you, if you know how to set up the healthy boundaries, which is different.
Yeah. So I, like I said, that's, that's very hard for a lot of couples to understand. They don't, they look at it as sex. Then they look at, okay, now what happens after that sex? What comes after? They don't talk about that stuff.
So the communication, communication is another, I think communication for this lifestyle is the most important communication, then boundaries, because if you can't communicate with your spouse or partner how are you going to communicate with anybody else how are you going to be honest with yourself so I think that's very interesting that you as a vanilla woman a beautiful vanilla lady knows this stuff more than people who have been swinging for 20 plus years I think that's excellent that's very good alright so you don't practice counseling now in the US well unfortunately my education is not recognizing Okay.
i think that's excellent that's very good all right so you don't practice counseling now in the u.s well unfortunately my education is not recognizing here and if i want to be a counselor i have to start start all over again and it's many years so yeah um i do work with people and a different field and i love my job but yeah i can see that um there are a lot of people i've hired than me at my job and just in general a lot of people that don't see the stuff that i can see yeah because my experience and education and i used to work um for health care system and i have heard from a lot of people when i say i have master's in psychology back in russia and i have heard that uh our and i can academic education even better than the united states however unfortunately it's not recognized yeah that's a lot of people from uh russia ukraine over the years coming they don't have any uh the education won't be taken over here and all that and that's something when anyone foreigner has to come over here will their education translate over to the united states and can they get credentials and all that so yeah that sucks that you because you because you're spot on already it's only been 20 minutes you're already spot on so that's pretty good all right so now we got i gotta get a little more personal with you so you're from ukraine you're russia was your husband also ukrainian and russian or russian he was he was the united states all right so you know what i'm going to come next right what do people so when people know that do they say did they ever ask you that you were a mail-order bride?
You could. I could. People know that. Do they say, did they ever ask you that you were a mail-order bride? You know what? I tell them. I used to tell them that I, yes, that I'm a mail-bride. I mean, because if you don't say the way you want to, people will say what they want to. So you're taking away their joke from you. Like you're a joke and all that.
So it away you go hell yeah i was a mail order bride here i got shipped by fedex ups and they can't do nothing now they're like shit what can i do i can't make fun of this woman now because she's making fun of herself you know what the sad part is that some people actually think that they got you out of the mill like they just picked you up you went to the united states postal service came and got you and they brung you here there are people actually still think that's true and i got and but i think it's going away because of the 90 day fiance show on lifetime or i don't know what is it lifetime or discovery so that's good but okay so you know the boundaries you know about communication and everything like that why would it not be why for you would it not be doable if you found the right if you had the right partner like you're you know you had the kids you like your other friends you got nothing else going on you're you're traveling you're doing all state so why couldn't you like hey maybe check out a club now you don't have to do nothing just check it out see what it's like have you ever thought about doing that or checking a club out and saying hey let's just go have a good time you know no uh because well first of all i know myself i'm getting very attached uh to one person and um i'm enjoying one person okay and i think that um all kind of unusual thing people trine especially here in the United States, just because they're not fulfilled.
They need something to fill this hole in their soul. And I know so many things to be fulfilled. I don't need that. So you think swinging can affect someone's emotional state? Right, right. Could it be? Because I know myself very well. I know it will affect me. I don't do sex for sport.
I know people do that, and that probably will be a good fit for them but i don't do that right so could it the emotional state could it could it positive have a positive impact you think could it have a positive impact on someone's emotional state or you think it's just always going to be it'll stay the same or it's going to get worse uh everybody's different and um you know maybe i try and try and some other people maybe there will be positive but like oh my god i i thought that my my wife looks horrible look at his wife uh i bet it will keep mine or vice versa husband it's more the husband trust me it's more the husband looking it's because you always get these couples like a beautiful woman walks in the husband walks in you're like i wonder whose ideal was this to do this because i don't know i think maybe it was the wife's ideal but yeah you're right on that you never know you never know uh you know but again you have to be ready and i agree with you you well you have to know the rules before you start the game that's that's most important thing like i can tell you that before i went online on all this dating website i have read a couple of books how to do that and wait a minute hold on you've read a couple of books on swinging no no no dating dating online um yes geez now you gotta read books about how to date now isn't that amazing we come a long way we come a long way you know well it was very interesting to read all this information because I didn't do it for a long time and everything changed everything changed so same with swing you want to do that you you go ahead and find out talk to people go online uh and just decide if it's if it's if this is something that you can handle i have read the book that make huge impact on me and has nothing to do with swimming but it says the name is surviving of survival how people after tragic events surviving because we remember everything well same with the swing one thing make a decision go there do it another thing after what happened you come in home you remember everything and now from the day when you didn't do it to the day like it's kind of like a borderline the day when you didn't do it and the day after you did it it's different everything will be different correct are you ready for that that's what i tell people i tell the couples when they're new that when something happens or even if nothing happened always talk about it on the ride home do it there or get home and do it don't fight at the club don't do anything like that don't talk about it there do it at home where you had no pressure no nothing so you just be able to talk about what happened hey did you see that person whatever it is and all that so yeah i agree with you you should always talk about everything like i said that's the number one cardinal rule in swinging communicate with your partner or partners i guess if you have many many partners so now let's just play hypothetical.
You know, you, uh, you're married, you're with a wonderful man. You two are, you're open to a lot of things. And he says, you know what? I always wanted to see you with another man. I know you're not into that honey, but you know, maybe just think about it a little bit and let me know if you would be willing to do it. How would you, as someone who's vanilla their whole life, you're mature and all that, how would you, what would you give anybody, what advice would you give to someone? Because you got really good insight to it.
So what advice would you give to a woman whose husband offers that property proposition to them? And, and how would. because you got really good insight to it. So what advice would you give to a woman whose husband offers that proposition to him? And how would you tell a woman? How should she react or what should she consider before allowing that to happen? Stay on your ground. And if you don't feel, be honest.
And if you don't feel like you don't want to do it just say it and trust me if the man is living with you many years and you say no to something that you don't want to do he will respect you more of course yes you said no to something that it's not comfortable for you that is not the reason to file divorce right so i would suggest if you don't feel comfortable if this is not your thing sit down and talk and say, I don't feel comfortable, I'm not willing to do that. Don't make it fast, don't tell him, how dare you? No, don't do that.
I mean, if the man told you that it means he is vulnerable in front of you, respect that. But at the same time, say, well, sorry, I'm not up to date. I'm not feeling comfortable. I hope you will understand that. I would do that. Okay. Now, let's do the other one.
Maybe she wants to do it and there's reasons why her husband you know the sex ain't good with the husband anymore or he's never was good but she loves him anyways she goes off they find a guy and she has a great time with them now the husband is upset or jealous because the wife is making noises she made she's never made before with him how would you tell the husband okay relax it's okay and all that and how did you tell the wife what would you tell the wife when she said that says maybe I really want this now more because I had a great time last night so you know how do you deal with that if they do decide to do it she's she's all for it and now she's got this devil on her shoulder say hey this is he's a lot better this could be really fun and but then they have to get she got the angel on the other show say you should love your husband and only your husband, but now she wants more.
What do you tell those couples that are in that predicament? There's a lot of tools, I would say. Are you talking about toys to use? Yeah. Well, okay. So they can use toys.
You say say let's try try toys maybe that will work but what happens if they have tried what happens if they have tried everything you could think of and that night was just so great for her that she wants more now what what now what do you tell her now what do you say do you say well maybe you shouldn't do it or maybe hey just go off and do it if he's happy you're happy it should be all good any advice all right go ahead and yeah you're back don't get Miss Vanilla for no reason. So we know you ain't going to be doing it.
What happens if I hope one day that you do do it, then I can come back and say, I remember those times when you said you were never going to do it then i could say i told you so um i'll tell you you're gonna you would be a hit at the club i uh it's hard it's hard for me to give the advice because i i cannot picture it in my uh in my head And the only thing only thing i would say whatever is happening changes and whatever is between two people if you do not like something you have to start from yourself that's number one if you don't don't like somebody's reaction uh start with yourself and if you if you feel that your wife is not satisfied with you we'll start with going to a gym get those beef i mean do the exercise uh maybe go to psychologists and um sexologists to get the advice well going to a sexologist in this country is very difficult because of the way it's all situated and all that expense and inexpensive too so you know going to one of those people is kind of hard to do for a lot of people and you know a lot of men ain't gonna a lot of men don't admit things too and that's another thing we don't ever admit that we're not adequate enough when i have any questions and i know that i don't feel comfortable ask someone um i go to i i try to find a book if there's a book i'll read it that's good so you find a book i mean nobody will know who's reading that book but still all the problem already discovered okay somebody already worked on on the problem that you experiencing it means those people share their knowledge.
Go ahead and educate yourself. Okay, yeah, that's good. Like I said, communication is very important. Like I'm frustrated with women when they don't – because I always try to make myself better, better lover, better boyfriend, whatever it is. You know, want to be a better husband and stuff like that whenever you do get married. And the lack of communication between partners is very frustrating to me, at least, because I want to be the best.
I want to, you know, if you're my wife, I want her to say he's the best lover I ever had, the best fuck i ever had and all that stuff and but the communication like with the women and all that i don't know i think it just takes a different woman to be able to say you got to do this you got to do that this is what i want this is what i'm looking for and i don't think like from your background you are very straightforward and direct like you said men are intimidated that. And I think women in America are taught to be submissive a little bit and not tell you how it fits.
Like, you know how many years I was going down on women? I was doing it all wrong until I had one woman. You had one woman say, no, you're supposed to be licking the clit and stuff like that. I'm like, oh, I didn't even know that.
around there i'm like i'm like running around the vagina and all that and no one told me now i got all those girls that i was going down on thinking that i'm a horrible lover but i appreciate the girl telling me how to go down on another woman and be able to make them have an orgasm i appreciated that that was the best thing for me and you know what uh nobody's teaching us how to talk to each other yeah but i just i don't know i just think it's the way the united states is set up that we're very um not open sexually in different countries too i mean now we're all educated and we start talking about that right but in the family did anybody like any parents sit down and say hey you have to talk this way to your husband or you have to talk to this way to your wife parents don't do that no i agree i don't think anyone does that anymore they don't talk about it and for whatever reasons it's sad that it's gone that way where now we don't talk about stuff but yet we we don't mind showing our naked bodies on instagram or twitter stuff twit x or whatever they're called yeah but we don't know how to be vulnerable and how to show our naked soul in front of the children we can show us naked bodies but not our naked souls yeah so there we go yeah so that's you know i like i said i don't know if it ever will change or anything like that but i'm just glad that i have you know what you're talking about you're very good you should really start counseling people you should have went to school you should have went to school you could have been a counselor by now because you do have some great ideas and swingers especially newbies and even veterans do need this type of talking to or or therapy because i do believe you need to be able to communicate and sometimes it's not easy to communicate you know and all that because jealousy what about jealousy do you ever is that another reason why you would never do it because you might get jealous of someone else not at this point no no but if you were younger in your younger days what exactly I'm sorry.
I'm you got, you know, I'm talking about if you're a swinging couple and all that, that you and your husband or anything like that, that would you be jealous of another woman? She's got beautiful body, beautiful breasts, you know, all that stuff looks good and all that.
Would you be jealous that your husband is really into that person where he might be paying a little more attention to her than you yes probably it would probably hurt me but I think it's more about younger people because they all about the appearance older people understand that um when you growing together it's not just about appearance it's about how you're sharing your life and um i don't know well i find that there's very few people are really truly soulmates in their marriage a lot of people yeah you don't think a lot are a lot of people a lot of people just it seems like they're working as a husband and wife.
Ooh, controversy. I don't see many soulmates. Okay. Why? What would make them a soulmate then? How do you know they're soulmates? I don't know. There's a lot of people like you feel it some people just checking the boxes like having house cars kids that's it right and then neighbors Mm-hmm. Ah, okay. You know, I think those people will not...
sit right and then neighbors okay so you know i think those people will not screening will not help them i agree i totally agree with you there's nothing i don't disagree with you about it's just that uh you know uh i try to tell people that but they don't want to listen they want to go out and do it because you know what i think it's like the seven-year itch they call it where you get tired of like if you kept going to mcdonald's every day you keep eating that every day for breakfast lunch and breakfast lunch and dinner you get bored of it and i think sometimes people get bored at their sex life they don't bring out the toys they don't bring out you know maybe a romp in the bathroom at at the restaurant, you know, bend you over a stall and go to town on you.
Uh, maybe they don't do any more car sex or anything like that. They don't go on vacations anymore. I think that's very important where couples need to go on vacations together by themselves without kids or anything like that.
And, you know, find it, but they get bored and they just figure, well, you know, I would love love to have another woman I would love to have another man and they decide using decide with the little brains and not the big brains now that goes for women too because I see it at the club I used to work at clubs when I would work at clubs we would have couples fight because like I said the husband was paying attention more to the women and the wife was paying attention more to the guys and all that and they he didn't like it or they didn't like it.
So I think it's just, you know, I'm not disagreeing with anything you're saying. I'm just, I just think that couples need to be very careful when they decide to allow anyone into their bedroom. Once you do that, it's Pandora's box. You can't open it.
Cause like I said, you never know, like you might go to a club, you saying, Oh, it can can never be for me but you might meet that soulmate and that's so my place and you know what let's go to a club because i want to i want you to dress up because you're very beautiful i would want to show you off to everybody you know that right i will be like this is mine this is my girl this is my woman i'm to go home, I'm going to bang the shit out of her, you ain't going to be touching her, but you get to look at her, and she's mine. And I'm going to be like, that's mine.
So, you know, you might go, then you might go, you know what, maybe I will like to go one time, you know, check it out. But you got to be very careful when you open Pandora's box.
tell guys that because once you open it can you close it can you she's just saying oh that's exactly the reason why I am monogamous because I know because I know all that stuff and I know really well myself and another thing before you start swinging you really need to know who you are and what you want and what you need and what you like whatever it is like make clean up your house before you do anything there you go good analogy good one right there clean out your house before you do anything so you say so you're saying that you might not be able to close that box if you tried it no i'm not listen i'm not trying to get you to do it i'm just saying you might you know yourself that you know what when i had when i came over here i had coca-cola i loved it i can't stop can't stop drinking it.
You might go to the club and go, ooh. I tried bacon rush. I had that Coca-Cola. It's such an amazing thing. I know you have Coca-Cola over there. I know you have Coca-Cola. A lot of Coca-Cola. I remember in my childhood, it was like, you're going in the airport for some reason. My parents moved by me at the airport. I don't know why. Thank you. And in my childhood, it was like, you're going in the airport for some reason. My parents moved by me at the airport. I don't know why. Anyway, it was so rare. It was so rare. And it tasted so good. We were dreaming about that. Now, I never drink that.
Because I don't like it. Oh, so you can. You can close Pandora's box. You might be the one of the few people. Yeah, and another thing, everybody was telling me that I will gain weight because there is, oh, you can't eat fast food and everything. Well, guess what? For 11 years, I maybe ate half of hamburger. I don't eat them. I don't like them. Period. And I don't care that everybody eats them. I don't like it. So that's good because, you know, a lot of people judge other people by what they do and their actions. And sometimes it's justified.
But like I said, I don't know what's in someone's's relationship so i don't know what's going on in their household so i don't really judge them for it you know whatever it is you want to do you want to swing you want to do all that stuff you know be just be honest with yourself and i like i love how you just like you know whatever they want to do they can do it just don't you know as long as they don't hurt me it ain't gonna hurt doesn't bother me so that's good because a lot of people are not like you i always tell said like there's like eight billion people on this planet you know and 99 of them think what we do what i do at least is very disgusting and all that so you know it's like it is what it is so that's very good that you're have that attitude uh about everything that's very good like i said you really need to go back to school and get that credentials because you could really help a lot of people out.
Not even just talk about swinging. Not even that, just people in general. That's pretty good. All right.
So anything else you would like to let the swingers of the world know about the lovely Miss Vanilla and how to, you know, navigate this crazy, crazy world world uh i would say that sweden just like having kids if you have a problem between each other a lot of couples saying you know uh we will have children and it will be all better and um it will be it will be okay it will not if you have trouble between in your relationship whatever you're doing first um just work on yourself work on your relationship because you think that it will fix everything no nothing will fix anything nothing external will think i will fix something that is wrong between you two uh and i think that's winning the same thing uh before you start doing that fix whatever is broken in your relationship.
All right. Very good advice. And that's the same advice that AC gives his guests. Fix your foundation. If the foundation is solid, go right ahead. It's got cracks in that foundation. You got to fix them. Just like a house. You got house, you got foundation cracks in your house. That house don't fall. But if you don't fix it, it will fall. Alright, thank you Miss Vanilla for coming on and sharing your lovely, lovely voice, your lovely, beautiful looks. Guys, if you want to meet Miss Vanilla and you're a Vanilla guy too yourself, hey, I got Vanilla people that listen to me too, Miss Vanilla.
You know that, right? So maybe you could, if you're in the area, you're in the Houston area, you can come on out, I'll hook you up with Miss Vanilla. You know that, right? Okay. So maybe you could, if you're in the area, you're in the Houston area, you can come on out, hook you up with Ms. Vanilla. She's very smart, very sexy and all that. So, guys, get into it. Gentlemen, maybe she'll show you to shave your cock and balls for her and all that. She don't need no forces down there. Alright? So, anyways. So, thank you for coming on.
I appreciate it and all that great don't need no forces down there all right so anyways so thank you for coming on and i appreciate it and all that great stuff so everyone give a round of applause to miss vanilla all right
