On today's episode of the Swinging Single Podcast with host AC Maxwell, join me as I recount my exhilarating experience at the Group in Keller Hotwife hotel takeover event. Mr. J's exceptional party organizing skills set the stage for an unforgettable evening where many open-minded couples were seeking single men to join the fun.The atmosphere was filled with friendly and welcoming individuals, fostering an environment of openness and connection. Throughout the night, I had the delightful opportunity to engage intimately with 5 women, each encounter adding a unique and thrilling dimension to the experience.Join me as I share insights into the dynamics of the event, the allure of the Hotwife hotel takeover scene, and my encounters with a mix of average to below-average single men who were present. Tune in to discover the excitement, camaraderie, and sensuality that unfolded during this unforgettable night at the Group in Keller.swingingsinglepodcast,[email protected]://www.groupinkellertx.com/
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It's the Cockled and the Hot Wife, and that's what we're going to talk about today we are having the review of the group in keller hot wife hotel takeover last saturday this past saturday that i attended which was another great event put on by the group in keller um there's not much i can. If you haven't gone and you're a hot wife and you're a cuckold, that's a place to be. It was another great party. And this time we have some little controversy about the party, which we're going to talk about because we talk about everything here on the Swing and Single podcast.
But first, remember to go to swingandsinglepodcast.com and go to swingandsinglepodcast at gmail.com. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or anything like that, go there and check it all out. But like I said, today we are going to talk about the Group in Keller.
The Group in Keller is a group located in the Dallas-Fort Worth area inxas which throws hotel takeovers the gentleman mr j does a great job in all his uh hotel takeovers and i tell you what he had he has the worst job of all because you know you get a lot of people to complain about things they They don't want to, you know, they don't want to have a good time. One thing will mess up their whole good time, and they will be complaining about it. And he has to be the one who, you know, I would guess make everybody happy. And as a swinger for the past 20-plus years, I know one thing.
you're never going to make everybody happy and as a swinger for the past 20 plus years i know one thing you're never gonna make everybody happy which is really sad because you know there's a lot of great people out in the lifestyle and all that stuff but you won't make them happy because you know one thing is off they don't like it and this is party was no exception but i like i said this was a great party uh a great setup a great hotel uh in texas and dallas in the dallas area Thank you.
But like I said, this was a great party, a great setup, a great hotel in Texas and Dallas, in the Dallas area, actually in Plano, Texas, which is north, northwest, northeast of Dallas, I don't know, whatever. Go look it up, Plano, Texas. It's a great hotel. The whole fourth floor, the very top floor is taken, so you don't have any stragglers coming in or anything like that. Uh, the rooms are clean. They're nice. The big, they can accommodate groups of P large groups of people and all that stuff. So, you know, it is a great place.
Like I said, if you ever get a chance, the grouping Keller, justller just google it uh i do believe they have a uh yeah grouping keller tx.com go there i'll put the website on there in my show description later on uh and all that so you know you could do that so definitely check out them group so let's talk about it so you know it's a saturday uh it's a hot wife hotel takeover which is hot way what is a hot wife you guys remember hot wife is someone a woman or a couple that likes to play you know with additional men single or even a couple men uh a man who's married and all that stuff who who's a couple there, you know, he's encouraging his wife to play with those type of men and all that.
So, you know, that's what a hot wife is. Now, that's what this party is for. It's for the ladies that love extra dick, which is on the little marquee, you know, the description of it and all that stuff. So, you know, you know what you know what you're getting into so you know there's going to be single guys there because it says solo men allowed all right it's gonna be no problem right if you don't like solo men why would you come you know whatever uh so you know i get to the hotel hotel's beautiful check in it's quick takes it only took i It's quick.
I only think it takes me like five minutes to go check into this hotel and all that stuff. So, you know, it's great. So it's not none of this added stuff. I get on the fourth floor. I got a room where all the action's going to be. No problem. Party starts at 9. Around 8.30. Go out. Check out. See, people are starting the pregame.
People have door open and all that stuff you go check in you get your wristband green wristband you're a single guy green wristband for a lady it means you're into single guys and which i think is a great idea because you think about it now you know who you can talk to who you should talk to and who you should play with you know i always when i go to clubs here in texas or anywhere around the country in vegas florida you always see those one those dudes that will hang that will hang with a couple all night and end up not getting any because they sit there and talk to that couple all night they don't socialize with other couples because they're thinking this couple's talking to them so they must be interested in them that's not always.
I wish I could say it was the case, but it's not always the case anymore. They just might be friendly, or they just might want someone to talk to, stuff like that. So anyways, you check in, you get my green wristband, go off. Here are the simple rules, which I thought people could understand, and I don't think couples understand these rules. Rule number one, if a door's shut, don't bang on it. Don't try to open it up. It's your hotel room. I keep my door closed because I got my personal belongings in there. I don't want no one to steal anything.
Two, even if it's open a little bit, don't go in. Don't be doing anything. Maybe not. I can see if you can come in and all that. Now, if the door is wide open, that means, and it's in the rules that he puts in there that you're all invited to come in. It doesn't matter if you're a couple or a single guy. No problem. Just walk in there. Now with me, I always tell the other guys, I always tell, this is my rule about the open door policy.
If I look in there and the couple's in there, they look at they don't say nothing to me i'm probably not what they're looking for or whatever if i look in there and the couple's hey how you doing you know go in there and introduce yourself to hang out a little bit and that's it you always want i always want to wait to see if the couple's friendly you know it's like a dog you know you let the dog smell you see if it's friendly or anything you don't want to do anything stupid so i like the same thing with the couple if they engage in me they say hello to me or anything like that then i know it's it's probably safe to go inside the room and you know have a little conversation uh with them now i don't hang out with them all night because you know it's a numbers game numbers game.
You got to go talk to everybody and everything. Excuse me. And one thing that's great about this party is that I found out, you know, like Desires, where everyone was friendly, talkative, everyone there was friendly and talkative. Even if they weren't looking for a single guy to play with, they're looking for other couples, they were very friendly and talkative.
Now now there are some dudes there which i don't know what their problem is they have some issues their mental issues but i always think the best uh best help a single man can get is from another single guy like i'm always willing to help single guys out say hey this this couple plays with this type of people these guys uh these couples play with single men these couples don't like single men you know you know i always want to share my wealth of what i know in the lifestyle with the other single guys so you know what they don't make the mistakes i had to make when i was when i was first in the lifestyle because i had no one to sit there and say hey do this do that i only had people who were you know were really quiet no one ever associated with me associated with myself or other single guys and i noticed there's a couple guys in this group that are like that they don't associate with other single guys and i'm like i want to find out from other single guys what's the 411 on a lot of these couples because you know what i'm there to have fun and meet people and have sex i don't know why you're there maybe you're there just to have fun and your uh ideal fun is talking to people that's not my ideal fun i didn't become a swinger to talk to people i come to be swinger to have sex to talk to people to make friendships because you do make friendships along the way and all that so you know some of these guys don't want to don't if you say hello i would say hello to single guys don't say nothing they just sit there look at you like why are you talking to me i'm not into dudes i go and the funny thing is just because i say hello doesn't mean a i want to sex with you.
I'm gay or anything like that. But there are two dudes there that were just like pretty much annoying. Could have got laid. I could have helped them got laid. I helped two men get laid this night because, you know, I said, follow me, boys. I know where we're going. I know a couple that likes to play with multiple men at the same time. Let's go and have some fun. And we had fun with them. So, you know, if you're a single guy out there, talk to other single guys. And find the 411 on couples and stuff like that. Or places to go that are couples friendly.
Because there are some places that are not single friendly and all that stuff. So, you know, you just got to talk to other single guys. They're a great resource. Use those resources, single guys. Couples, same thing. Find out who's good. And, you know, when you talk to other couples and you like having single men, find out what single men can rise to the occasion, so to speak, who can lay it down, you know, and all that stuff. Because that's what you're there for. You're not there, you know, for your wife to find a husband.
Ben what you're there for you're not there to you know for your wife to find a um a husband you're there for your wife to fucking find an orgasm and the what guys can bring orgasms who's good at pussy eating who's good at fingering who has a nice huge cock who has a small cock stuff like that talk to other couples you'll figure that out though other couples are another great resource for you to find that perfect single guy for you uh and all that stuff because i'm going to talk about an issue that came up in this party that was put out in the sdc uh chat room which i thought was kind of funny but i'm going to talk about it because you know what i don't shy away from controversy you know if you don't like me for who i am i don't give a shit i'd rather be hated for who i am than like for who i'm not all right so anyways so you know those are you so you gotta figure out the door situations and stuff now a lot of these couples that do come in they have a theme one there was the martini people the martini couple that makes martinis for everybody had their door open everyone could go get a martini chocolate manhattan and whatever uh apple martinis all that stuff great martinis too they make great martinis so if you ever see them at the grouping color uh party and they have the uh doing the martini bar go have a martini it's great great icebreaker and all that stuff then you have this couple actually two couples that had a gangbang room.
They two women they're looking for multiples dicks gangbang and all that what was good about them was they had a list of do's and don'ts for the ladies had both girls had a column do's uh and the don'ts also in small print it said you had to be filmed when you're inside that room so i don't think they got a lot of action that they could have if they didn't were they weren't filming but i would like to know are they filming for only fans because they must not have been filming for only fans because they didn't ask for any uh whatchamacallit uh model releases or anything like that because you got to have a model release of only fans and all those those type of things because you just can't have people can't be posting stuff without people's permission doing that stuff so it must have been for personal use only but I thought it was great because it told you what they were looking for, what they're not looking for so you can decide is that what you were do you want to have anal none of the girls were looking for anal so if you were hell-bent on having anal that night those are the girls not to go to and all that stuff husbands were very welcoming um the two ladies were beautiful fuck both of the ladies uh had a good time with them the husbands were even you, very friendly.
Had no problem coordinating with people. Had no problem telling single guys to get out. You're in, you're out, whatever it is. And if you're going to be partying with single men, you got to be able to tell guys you're fucking out. You got to be able to tell them no.
If you can't tell a guy no, then don don't go to parties where they allow men because you're going to have those times where it's not going to be perfect you're not going to go to one party where every guy is adonis has an eight inch cock uh is six foot two you're going to have parties like this where you have indian guys there's a lot of Indian guys there. I'm talking about dot, not feather guys. You're going to have a lot of short guys. You're going to have chubby guys. You're going to have guys whose dicks are about an inch.
You're not always going to have the most attractive studs available. And if that bothers you, I don't know how you can be in the lifestyle. Because you know what? If my wife needs an eight-inch cock from a six-foot-two guy, I have no problem telling a guy who's five-eight, yeah, we're not interested. It ain't going to hurt me. It ain't going to hurt that guy. Be honest, be upfront and honest about it. And I think that's what gets lost in translations a lot of times is that couples are too scared or just, I don't know if they're just too lazy to say no to people. You know what?
You're not going to hurt my feelings or any other single guys. Trust me, single guys, we get rejected 100 times a night probably, especially if we're not 6'2 and have an 8-inch cock. We get rejected a lot. So you're not going to hurt our feelings. And if a guy gets their feelings hurt because they get rejected, well then fuck that guy. He's just an asshole. You know what? I got rejected from a couple and I go, well what are you looking for? Oh they're looking for this. Oh I got the guy. Hold on one second. Run down try to find the fucking guy in the hallway. Oh hey buddy come up with me.
I got a couple for you. Drag him down his ass down to the room and say here you you go. Fuck this. This couple likes you. And you know what happened? I'm friends with that couple now because I was willing to. When I got rejected from them, I wasn't an asshole about it. I was like, OK, I'll find someone for you because, you know what? That's what I like to do. I like to bring people together. I think this lifestyle needs to bring people together. I don't think it brings people together as they say they do.
I think it pulls people apart sometimes because you get couples and singles that are only looking for the best interests of them. And where I would hope to bring everyone together and say, hey, let's all have a good time. Let's all have great sex and stuff like that. But hey, whatever.
So anyways, so you got the gang bang girl room great setup nice room setup and all that stuff didn't mind them people watching people come and watch people will go and leave come back and watch stuff like that participated had some fun with those two girls and i'll get back to those girls later on then you had a i don't know what the hell it was i i called it the candy room because they had milk duds kit kats all this stuff candy and and i have to admit i would go in there steal their candy and all that stuff so you know i love that i love milk duds is my favorite uh what do you call it candy so i love going to that milk duds room and all that stuff even though they had no interest in me apparently because i because like i said i'll tell you later why uh when we get to it so that room is open my buddy who is a single guy he does his bdsm and this fucking guy brings a treasure trove of toys all that stuff to these parties and if in the if you ever go there, I can't remember his screen name.
His name, I don't want to say his name out loud on the air or anything, but he's a great guy. He does the BDSM, older gentleman. Apparently he's got magic fingers, magic cock.
So girls, couples, if you need a single guy he's available he does uh he does the bdsm stuff does tie up stuff like that so go see him he had his room he was busy all night in fact once night after nine o'clock after 10 o'clock i didn't see him for the whole night until like two and two in the morning when all his stuff was done and all that stuff so you know good for him man i was like very good i always i always like it when single guys get a lot of action and that's why i like these hot wife parties because that's when we do get a lot of action and all that stuff uh let's see what else and i think that was it i think there was there was not that many theme rooms uh usually with the hot wife party hotel hotel takeovers, there's not a lot of theme rooms.
For whatever reasons, I don't know. But like I said, go to these parties because the couples there, even the ones that were not looking for single guys, were very friendly to me, myself, at least what I would know. Maybe it's because, you know, I am funny.
I i make people laugh i got my robe on you know the robe is a good conversation starter you know as a single guy you got to find your niche the niche is my robe but anyways so you know people are talking to each other they're standing out in the hall having a good time talking and bullshitting and all that uh and you know beautiful couples i can't you know a lot of women there are very good looking you know they got very good looking women there and so men well men you know they're fine i guess they're not that great looking to me at least but you know not a friendly people and you can't go wrong, like I said, I'm going to just say it, put it out here.
If you do not like single guys in the lifestyle, do not come to the party.
I hate to say it because you should, because there's a lot of, there's couples there that are only looking for other couples, but it seems like a lot of times those couples don't understand where they're at, and it causes a lot, some drama like i'll talk about and you want to i'll talk about couples now i'll talk about the drama so on sdc they had the group messenger and everyone's in there and someone put in there that they had a great time they met some really fun couples but the there was but they said there was way too many single men that led to some acronyms uh public play my whole point my thing would that be well what do you expect now were they grow when you were playing in public were they grabbing you and your wife or anything like that or were they just sitting there watching now when you play out in public, you don't have the choice or you don't get to pick and choose who watches you.
If you want to play in public, you have to take the good with the bad. So that means 100 single guys watch you or 100 couples watch you. If you don't want certain guys watching you, you know what you do? You close the door.
You invite people in and say, hey, you come in, you come in, you in you come in and you close the door you don't have the public play i had to learn that when i was younger that i wasn't able to control who got to watch me uh play in public now i don't give a shit a hundred guys could watch me play in public i don't give a shit i'm having fun i'm not worried about that so to me that's on them this is on them they should have fucking been able to say hey we don't want all these guys to watch us because that's what it really was they didn't like the that all the guys were watching of course why not watch it's sex we want to watch sex uh then they say that what they saw on the guys were average to below average for the majority of the guys so i'm not i'm gonna buy a shirt that says the average to below average single male i'm gonna get that shirt for the next party i'm gonna wear that uh and all that stuff like i said when you do a hotel takeover you're in the lifestyle sometimes you don't have a lot of choices you know you it's who shows up who shows up and all that so if it's not your cup of tea there's not enough black guys for you i'm sorry for that but you know it is what it is uh too many uh too many fat guys i don't know what to tell you start you know maybe you could invite people invite some men that you like maybe you should have did that maybe you should have looked at some of the guys that were coming and say do you like that guy okay well we'll email say let's meet up or you know some guy in the area say hey we'll meet us up at the hotel yada y, yada, yada, and all that stuff, and you could have done it that way.
So there's other ways you could have done it where they could have made it better for better experiences themselves. But apparently they're not going to attend any more parties that have single guys in there. But you know what? That's good. I like that because they understand what's going on. They didn't like the quality of the single guy, so we're not going to go. We'll wait until we'll set up our own single guys and all that stuff. So that's good. So there's no problems. There's no anything like that.
But I want to know from you couples, if you couples, you don't like single men, why do you show up to a party where it's tailored to women that want extra dick? Is there a reason why? You know, and you don't, and you have negative things to say about the men that show up. But you're not interested in them. You're not interested in playing with them at all. So I just wanted to know.
And, you you know there's a lot of people talked about they had fun and the poor owners trying to make everyone happy and stuff like that who sets up these parties mr mr jay he's trying to do everything he can and he does a great job that's what i really hate that there's negativity here because he does a great job now i've been to many many hotel takeovers some hotel takeovers are just lame as fuck they're always you know they don't really cater to anybody they just get a bunch of people together and say here go off having fun but hotel takeovers are always the best parties usually and you know there's no problem so you know it's so it's hard for a guy one guy to do everything you know try to do that uh and all that so you know he's still trying to figure out the whole hot wife dynamic seem to have either too many solo males or not enough and still looking for that sweet spot so my advice would be for him for every uh so when you do your solo cop cap it at 10 cap it at 10 solo guys uh that you know put a cap at 10 then let's see if you get 50 couples 10 single guys that's 106 110 people right so i would just cap it at 10 first come first serve uh things like that uh things like that because you got to remember the problem is with this and if also if the single male don't show up you don't let them to the next party you got to have guys show up because there's a lot of people that show that it's like there was like uh uh let's see about 83 couples that signed up for the party there was not 83 couples that were there there was a lot less that was there and all that stuff so you know people say they're gonna come but they don't show up and all that stuff which is understandable because you know things come up especially younger couples they have kids you know the babysitter fucks fucks them over and all that, and all that stuff.
So he even said that. He says he's having trouble finding that sweet spot. Based on the number of sign-ups, we had a usually high solo females, which tells me to invite more males. But I also had a extremely high no-show, no-call on solo females as well as couples signing up, but the husband attending without a heads up and all that stuff. Yeah, so you get those. You get guys who, I don't know, I guess guys that show up without their wives and shit like that, so I don't know. But like I said, you're going to have to cap the single males to 10.
Now, with the husband showing up without the wife, you just say, no, no, thank you. Sorry, here's your money back or whatever, and you go on your merry way. You just can't have that. You're going to have to put your foot down later on and all that stuff. But you're doing a great job, but they're doing a great job, and I don't know, you know, take it for what it's worth. Like I said, if any of you are in the area and they're having a party, even when they don't have a hot wife party, go to one of their parties. Their hotel takeovers are very well put together. Instructions everywhere.
The do's and don'ts and all that stuff are there. And all that stuff. And like I said, every party is a hit and miss. One party might be you and your wife go fuck five couples. You go to the next party, you don't hook up with no one because, you know, nothing tickles your fancy, so to speak. So, you know, it's a hit and miss because, you know what, you go, oh, this couple showed. Hey, look, look, Nancy, this couple is going to come. They're hot. They're good looking. We can hit on them.
And what happens happens they don't show up you know uh and all that stuff so you know it's just one of those things where you know it's every party's a hit in this even a house party house party i always recommend everyone go to house parties and takeovers if you can if you have a choice between a club hotel takeover and house party house party number one hotel takeover number two and the club is number three house parties are just good because they're small intimate hotel takeovers because everyone's having to want to have a ball it's like a vacation and hotel parties yeah i mean club party clubs they're all right and all that stuff so and all so, but if, if you do go on a hot wife night, remember, you're going to have to tell guys no, because guess what, it's a hot wife theme night, so, and they're stupid little heads, they believe, because especially, you got to remember, not everyone's a veteran, not everyone knows the rules, listen, you were new at one time, you didn't know the rules didn't know protocol and all that stuff So don't act like you were You as a couple were You came in there, you were just You know, you were the bell of the ball You fucked up a lot You had to make mistakes You had to learn the rules And same thing with the guys The guys are going to have to learn the rules all right you say be respectful okay well his definition of respectful might not be your definition of respectful because it's like when i hear couples put some thought in your emails when you email us so i do don't hear nothing back don't hear no thank you no something simple Then I get couples to email me and they put, no, thank you.
No, something simple. Then I get couples to email me, and they put, hey, how you doing? Or they'll send their, you got dick pics? Okay, so you want me to be, put some thought in my email, and you put very little thought in your email to me. That's not respectful. But to you, that's respectful.
So you got to remember, one person's respectful is another person's disrespect so put that out there you know you teach don't get upset teach the men because the men act the way accordingly to the couples if i got a hundred couples and i got a guy smacking each woman's ass it only takes that one woman to say yes to him for that guy to think well this works so i got laid so i'll do it again when i go to the next club you know so you got to be able to sit there and i i'll pull guys to the side and say don't do that don't touch her without asking her first and all that stuff and there's no problem but you got to be willing to do that and you can't just be being willy-nilly say oh well i'm never coming back because there's not a good looking not enough good-looking men or they were disrespectful to me and my wife all right well did you tell them to back off when they when you were playing in public did you tell the guys thanks guys but we don't want you guys watching us right now so can you go away or did you just keep going at it and not think about anything else and you just wanted to complain about something later on but yeah you got to be able to as a couple you got to be able and you go to a hot wife party you got to be able to say we're not interested right now tonight we're not playing with any single guys we're looking for seeing couples you know what and that's it you'll be fine i don't think guys will fucking go off on you now i'm going to tell you there's one or two bad apples in every party there are going to be some guys are going to be whining little bitches about it but you know what that tells you who the fuck to stay away from for next time Maybe you see that guy at another party and you're wanting to find a guy for your wife.
Now you know who to stay away from. So it just, you know, that dumb shit, those whiny ass guys who don't know how to take no for our answer. You know what?
You're going to be all set And all that stuff So yeah you got to be able to As the man of the couple you got to be able to have You got to have no issues of telling the guy You know to fuck off But doing it politely You know And you got to be in confrontations If you're going to be in this you're going to be in this lifestyle you're going to have a confrontation or two it's not like you might have a confrontation with with the single with the couple more than single people and all that stuff some some couples have better experience with single men than they do with other couples and vice versa so it's just how your personality is you just got to remember if you can't deal with confrontation i don't know uh and all that stuff uh you know what no a couple suggested having a like a security there to monitor everything but if your door is open and people are going in and watching how do you you know police that how what do you say are you all is everyone here okay you know i don't know how i don't know how you would police that now if you see guys banging on doors or couples banging on doors yeah that's a lot easier and all that stuff but i just think that you have to put it out there uh we don't want single guys watching us in the public play and you should have no thing and all that.
One also suggests that all single males present at 830 for a safety briefing before the party starts so they are well aware of the rules beforehand. No showing up after the fact. Quality people would not have a problem following the guidelines. I agree, but Thank you. well aware of the rules beforehand. No showing up after the fact. Quality people would not have a problem following the guidelines. I agree. But, you know, the rules are posted everywhere. You know, Mr. J posts the rules everywhere.
He talks, and if it's your first time, they do show you around, and they do tell you all that stuff. So I don't know what this person, so he did do that mr j the party organizer he did do that he does that with all the single guys in fact he does it with all the couples too well some of the couples i have seen they gone around and they show them the rules and all that stuff because when i first showed up mr j went went around and showed me this is what this means, this is what this does, and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, okay, and all that stuff.
All right, so, you know, it is what it is. Let's see, what else? Yeah, but like I said, if you're not comfortable with single single men don't go to the hot wife parties just stay away from them they have couples only parties that you can go to and i think they have couples only three three weekends out of the month they're how they're couples only they have the one event for single guys and all that stuff for couples that are like single guys. And like I said, Mr. J does a fabulous job. And you know what? He's top-notch. Probably, I'm going to have to say it.
He might not like it, but he's number two on my list of good hotel takeovers. Number one is back home in Michigan. He's number two, like I said. He does all that. I would like him to have the game for everybody to participate in the game, not just the women. The women get a card, playing card, and they've got to find a partner. I'd like them to have 21 and all that stuff. I'm not going to tell him how to do his stuff and stuff like that.
So, you know, it is what it is guys hotel party was great so back to my day the night there had fun first first uh couple i was with was in the gangbang room and all that stuff beautiful lady uh can take cock real well you know but we only did it in doggy style and all that stuff because you know i don't know if she was high or she just looked like that but she looked like she was high and it's kind of just trying to go pull back on that and stuff like that so you know i really don't like that kind of thing like especially when a woman gets drunk i go back i don't want to be screwing around with the woman there was one lady that was really drunk and yelling at her husband uh or boyfriend at that party and that was pretty bad but you know i say if you got to be drunk to do this lifestyle you probably shouldn't be doing it hey but you know it is whatever it is what it is anyway so you know i have fun with her greetings from america taiwan 24 and all that stuff uh anyways so that was my first then i met a single lady uh there really fun single we talked for a while she's gonna be there and all that stuff we had a great time met her she was very very aggressive i love that you know you when you get an aggressive woman it's very awesome because you don't have to do a lot of the work you don't have to do all those things so it was like you want to go fuck he's like she was like hell yeah so we go back to my room uh she's gets all hot ready could suck a good cock we get on the bed she's sucking on me i'm playing with her pussy and she's a squirter it doesn't take i got magic fingers i'll say i have magic fingers and all that stuff i know how to use my fingers when i eat pussy and all that stuff so you know i'm while she's blowing me i'm fingering her pussy she's squirting all over the place soaks the bed um this is why i always get a room where they have two beds because one bed's for the sex and you know you got squirters the other room's for me to sleep in the other bed's for me to sleep in so if we get on that bed and start playing with it bada boom bada bing she squirts and all that stuff she gets on top we ride she's riding me she's doing all that great she can ride too and she's a thick girl and she can do a lot of riding she must have been a catcher and she must have been playing catcher softball because she was able to squat and bounce on me for a long period of time.
Usually a woman can only do it, like, 30 seconds. She did it, I think she did it for three, four, five minutes. She was on top of me doing that and all that stuff. And she, you know, she could take dick and all that great stuff. And she was a multi-orgasmic, multi-squirter, squirting down. You know, there's nothing better feeling than the warm squirting when it goes down your cock and shaft and balls. You know, all that stuff. You can feel the warmth and all that stuff. It feels good on your balls. I don't know, guys, do you agree? You know?
And the only reason it feels great is because I shave my cock and balls. Like you gentlemen, shave your cock and balls. So I'm sitting there. She's squirting down the shaft and all that.
Get her on on doggy style and i hate when i hate getting the doggy style because that's when i bust my night real quick and i fucking blew my load real quick and all that stuff but you know what she had multiple orgasms she squirted and fucking soaked my bed no no harm no foul no complaints and all that stuff you know we so we clean up make sure remember when you're a hotel takeover too, you're at this group in Keller, make sure you clean yourself off. Gentlemen, make sure you clean your cocks. Ladies, make sure you go in the bathroom, clean that pussy out and all that stuff.
You know, you get stuff in there, you get bacteria stuff, you want to get it all out, piss, do whatever you got to do, but clean it out and all that stuff. So, you know, you clean, we clean up and we go back to the party.
We're talking to to other people and all that stuff she goes on her own way because she's got more cock to fucking fuck and all that stuff i'm glad to say i was the first to fuck her that night anyways so you know then i'm talking to another couple uh boyfriend and girlfriend they're not married or anything they were married but they're not going to get married anymore because they just don't want to get married. And I started talking to them. They take me back to their room. She's in her little schoolgirl outfit, short miniskirt, whatever. She takes that off.
And I tell you, this is one thing. This is always a surprise, and it's a well-great surprise for me. You go down a girl. I love eating pussy. And I ate some pussy. you you know you get some girls that stink that are just smell horrible and you can't do it and when you do something and you can't do what you love it sucks and all that stuff so you're sitting there have to smell this pussy i got a beard and guess what someone's at my house my house. Guess what? You can smell that stinky pussy on your face. And, you know, it's like, ugh. And it turns you off, and it just kills the mood.
I go down on her. There ain't no fucking smell. There ain't no taste to her pussy.
I fucking ate her pussy out for 30 minutes and she is another squirter and i told her don't hold back squirt on my face if you need to do all that stuff and she's like okay and you know minutes into it she's squirting she's having given her having a great time her husband's her boyfriend's over there watching playing with himself watching in the cook chair and she's just having a great time, her boyfriend's over there watching, playing with himself, watching in the cook chair, and she's just having a great time fucking pulling my hair. Now, ladies, can you not pull the hair so much?
Remember, we have short hair, so it hurts. I think if you have longer hair, the hair, when you pull the hair, it doesn't hurt. That's why women don't have that problem, I guess.
But but when they pull my fucking hair it really does hurt and i'm trying to concentrate on i got my fingers going in and out up and down hitting that g-spot and my tongue going side to side now i find that going up and down on the clit is not always the best i find sometimes that going side to side on the clit is the best to get that orgasm especially that squirting orgasm So you know she squirt a long time but take a minute break go back down take a minute go up to kiss it make out go down so we were doing this for about 30 minutes then we find this side you know let's get it on start fucking she's squatting she does the same thing i love it shave cock and balls gentlemen shave those cock and balls so you get that feeling.
Squirting down my cock and down on my balls. Feeling great. Messing up their bed. They only had one bed, so they're going to have to sleep in that bitch. And all that stuff. We start fucking. Having a great time. Doggy style. Boom. Climaxes in. Blowing my load and all that stuff. Me and her go in the bathroom together. Take a shower together. Clean up.
You know, she's getting all all that her juices off my cock and all that stuff well the condom juice the condom fucking lube that's one thing make sure when you use a condom boys you got to fucking clean your cocks because the condom the lube in there don't taste that great so you got to clean it up and get it all done and get it out of there and stuff like that you don't want any of that nasty shit in there and all that stuff. So you got to make sure you clean up. It don't take that long to clean up, guys. It ain't going to hurt you, all right? You're going to be fine. So we're done.
We go back outside. Both of us go out to mingle and some more. I go back to the gangbang room. I only had that one girl. The i have not had and you know husband offered her it up to me i went in there just watching husband asked her are you ready i said oh sure yeah i'm ready and all that stuff so i go in there put a condom on and me and her start fucking and having a good time you know doing our thing people are watching people come and go and all stuff.
I noticed there was a lot more watchers this time than there were partiers or players, but hey, that's okay, you do you, and you feel comfortable, you can start playing, you know, maybe next party you start playing. Anyways, so me and her are doing our thing, we're having a good time, we're laughing and all that stuff, because you know, that's what we're doing and stuff like that. I didn't eat her out or anything. I don't think they wanted oral sex. No anal. I don't think they wanted oral sex and all that stuff. So, you know, it is what it is. You know, once again, come.
Take out the condoms exposed. Make sure.
Also, another piece of etiquette for couples and singles, clean up after yourself in someone's throw the i don't throw the condoms in the trash bin i throw them in the damn i throw the wrapper away then you take the condom and throw it in the flush it down the toilet i guess i don't know i don't know if you're opposed to or not but it just i don't know if you want to have some guys jizz inside a trash can i don't know but i just always do that but i notice a lot of guys and and couples don't clean up after themselves and they just throw the wrapper some of them fucking just throw the condom on the goddamn ground it's like what kind of savages are you throw it in the waste paper basket or throw it in the damn toilet and flush it down the drain and things like that so i don't know why i don't know but i clean up myself got baby wipes wipe out everything get all that lube that's on the condom off your dick because you know you don't know why i don't know but i clean up myself got baby wipes would wipe out everything get all that lube that's on the condom off your dick because you know you don't want the next person to have to taste the next woman to taste it uh you know some people are not assholes some people are just assholes like that i guess anyway so done with that go back out mingo talking see who's out who's else out there i go back to my room take a piss and i open the door and there's a nice young lady 23 year old with her you know her boyfriend of who's i don't know 70 years old he loves watching her fuck other dudes they asked me if i was willing to fuck her and i go hell yeah this lady this young lady was very energetic she had to be a stri She did the splits on my cock.
She set me up or she laid me down. She did splits as she was fucking me. And that was crazy. I never had any woman do that splits. And she was a tiny, tiny little girl. Uh, you know, I like them thick, but I'm not going to turn down a skinny mini and all that. So this was, so usually my girls are thick and I don't really get too many skinny minis wanting to fuck me anyways i usually get the thick girls which i love i love you thick ladies so hit me up thick ladies swinging single podcast at gmail.com or swinging single podcast dot com uh and all that uh so you know me and her were playing.
The boyfriend was having a good time, too. He was directing me, which I did not mind. He was directing me how to fuck her and all that stuff. And she was having a ball. She was on top. We got in the doggie style. At this time, it's going to take me a lot. I didn't come with this girl because I was fucking so much. Shot four loads already.
So this one was pretty much a long fuck for 45 minutes i just found pounding her uh getting on top doing all that stuff so you know we have to use condoms in the tip trash can don't flush they don't break down oh they don't break down oh well you know whatever i just put them where i just don't want them on the damn ground and shit like that because i see a lot last party they had they had a room that was open and people were just throwing their condoms on the ground and now you're sitting now you get what happens if you step on it because you're barefoot and you step on someone's condom and you get oh you know i'm all i'm uh, you know, collateral damage, but if you can avoid a collateral damage, I try to avoid it.
Uh, Lance and Danny and all that stuff, but that's good to know. They don't break down, but Hey, I don't know. But also is there a, uh, biohazard cleanup in those rooms?
Cause I heard some hotels will charge you 500 bucks if they find shit like that in the room and the cans and all that and they have to clean it up so I don't know so I guess it just, so I don't know so, but Lance and Danny the whole point of it is just clean up after yourself be a good human being and clean up after yourself you know is that is that that hard for men and women to do you know just because it's not your room but anyways so go back to the 23 year old so we're fucking having a good time about 45 minutes pass and you know i'm done i'm sweating she's fucking sweating and all that stuff i had to go take a shower after her and all that but they were great they wanted my number they took my number down and all that stuff so maybe I'll hear from maybe I won't I don't know but she she was a great time really friendly and all that stuff she has a she does like old men so you know I'm good because she's only 23 and I'm 48 49 so you know it is kind of weird.
I don't know. I think she is the youngest that I have been with. I had an opportunity to do an 18-year-old on her 18th birthday. She was doing an 18-year-old gangbang birthday, and I was like, no, that's too young. You got to be able to drink legally, you know, for her to do that. So, I don't know. It just wasn't something I was turned on to. A bunch of guys I know did it, but I was like, nah, not interested. Come back when you're 21. Do your 21-year-old game bang and all that. I'll do it. So that was the end of the night, believe it or not. So I go in there talking.
People are just, Twan, you love older men? Good.
Well, you know, I'm 48, 49, so I i'm older if i'm ever from in holland i'll look you up anyways so that was the end of the night so i go walk in it's getting later it's like one two in the morning less and less people are there and you know people are having fun so i go in there there's two couples fucking on the main bed and i'm just watching and i'm just watching jerking watching seeing what's going on maybe get invited in uh now this is where you know guys you fuck up two two of the guys go in there two now i'm gonna tell you be honest not the best looking dudes and not the greatest smelling guys either but they're in there they got their dicks out they're standing next to the bed i'm remember i'm all the way to the side you know i call it the cuck chair i'm in the cuck chair so i'm away so from the couple and i'm just enjoying the view watching the girl get pounded by a big fucking dick and some other you know the other couple doing it and all that so i'm watching two guys come in not the best you know not the best Thank you.
And some other, you know, the other couple doing it and all that. So I'm watching. Two guys come in. Not the best, you know, not the best guys. But, hey, whatever. Some people like that. They're over there with their dick stroking, trying to get in, trying to touch in. And one woman, he touches her without asking. And I was shaking my head saying, don't do it. But, you know, no one listens to me. No one listens to AC. She swats him away. He does it again. Thank you.
She didn't look like she was into anything other than the certain type of dick she was getting anyways so you know you gotta be you gotta be able to read the room when you're doing this and i think i'm able to do that very well and that's why i get laid a lot you know and that's why i tell guys follow me i'll get you laid don't worry about it i'll get you late don't worry about it homie uh i'm gonna get you late don't worry about it so both of them one of the guy does blow his load though which is good you know he was jerking off he blew his load okay good so he leaves but the other guy keeps going on and i just left because i don't want to be in the part of it because i didn't want to get that i don't want to be part of that group that is in that, you know, that, what is it called?
That no good men were there, too many men were there. I didn't want to be a part of that, even though I kind of am now because I'm in there.
So I was in a, so I didn't want to be part of that, so I just left and started walking around, saying hello, saying goodbye to that stuff because you know it's getting late and all that stuff go back to the gangbang room talk to the guy and all that stuff talk to his wife again and all that stuff another another couple comes in so what happens is they shut the door we ended up having a uh six some six people orgy type obviously an orgy uh and all that stuff and the new girl the new girl that was there had was milking so she was breastfeeding and all that so the two girls started making out and one was eating her pussy the other one would eat her pussy and suck on her tits and she was uh lactating and all that stuff so they started sucking on her titties and all that stuff i didn't try it i didn didn't bother doing it.
She was sucking on my dick and all that stuff. Make sure, you know, I was hard as a rock. Then later on, I went and fucked both of them, you know. And here's another good rule you need to do.
Boys, gentlemen, couples, single men, if you are having the chance to be in an orgy, make sure you take your condom off and put a new one on for each girl because you don't want to be transferring one gene one germs into another just because you got a condom on don't mean it protects you but it's not protecting the girl and i've seen that a lot as a swinger when there was orgies that girls that guys would go for go one girl to another with the same condom on you got to take the condom off and put a new condom on they will make new they will make more condoms trust me they will and there's always there and there's a fresh supply of condoms so you didn't have to worry worry about it there so there always was a fresh supply of condoms uh that were in the room so there was no excuse and they that was one of the rules which i thought was great they said one if you one condom per girl so if you fuck one you go to the next one you got to take that one off and put a new one on which was good because you never know you know you can't really trust people sometimes and it's sad to say but you know people say they're tested but they really are not tested so you don't know plus also you don't want to give girls other girls bacteria because it can infect their vaginas and put them out of a commission for two weeks where they can get a high phd and all that stuff where they get a yeast infection or anything like that or sti or what is it not a sti but a uti um urinary tract infection so you don't want to do that so you want to be a good dude and take off that condom.
So I had to do that. I did that. It was no big deal and had fucked and, you know, finally busted my last nut of the night and I was done. I was, I was like, yeah, there ain't no one here. No one was up. No one was partying anymore. Well, people were partying, but like I said, I didn't want to fuck around and, uh, get in their stuff or bother them, you know, and all that stuff. Because I didn't want to, you know, and all that stuff. Because, you know, as an average to below average single guy, you got to be very careful. Some people are not into it.
But anyways, went to bed, had a great night, woke up, got up, and went back home. So that was my view. Like I said, if you ever go, you've got to go to one of these parties. If you're only looking for couples, go to the couples-only parties. I heard they're a lot of people, and I heard they're very fucking awesome. I have not gone there because, like I said, I'm there by myself, so I haven't gone. But if you like hot wife, you want your wife to have dick, this is a party to go. Now, listen, like I said, sometimes it's a hit and miss.
There will be some good-looking dudes, and sometimes there's going to be some ugly dudes. I'll see a good time. But, Mr.
J, you're doing an awesome job keep it up don't let the haters hate don't let them get on you i know it sucks because you got to make everyone you got to try don't feel like you have to make everyone happy listen if they don't like single guys watching them fuck in public that's not the place for you and they're not coming back they said they're not coming back anyway so who gives a fuck uh and all that stuff you know take things into consideration find out actually wristbands probably don't work put uh uh do some uh i don't know wristbands i don't know i don't know if they work because i don't really i try to look at the wristbands but i really don't because i just look at personality i just start talking to them they're having fun and all that stuff.
I just say, hey, what are you looking for? And they tell me. So, you know, sometimes wristbands are not the problem. It's just the people are the problem. Mr. J. So, Mr. J, you're doing a great job. Keep it up. I'm so glad to be at your parties. I don't, you know, and all that stuff. So, anyways, that's about time Gotta get out of here You know Almost an hour But You know Anyways So you know Anything You wanna talk about Send an email Swinginsinglepodcast At gmail.com I'll talk about that Got any complaints And all and all that stuff. Go fuck off. I don't really care. I'm a single guy.
I'm going to get shit on anyways, right? So you can take all that and stick it up and have a fun. If you don't like single males, you go to a hot wife party. Don't go to a hot wife party. Remember, go to a couples only place. Very simple, right? I don't know.
Seems simple, but it's not that simple for some people uh and all that stuff uh go to swing and single podcast.com check out all things ac and i'll see you sometimes if i don't get banned from this group uh hopefully i'll see you next month at the hot wife party in plain old texas again but other than that have a great time keep on swinging and use protection gentlemen your cock and balls, get tested and all that stuff. Keep on swinging, everybody.
