In an episode that sizzles with spontaneity and delves deep into the dynamics of modern dating meets lifestyle exploration, host AC Maxwell recounts a truly extraordinary first date that unfolded quite unlike any other. Join AC as he shares the exhilarating story of how a simple Tinder match with Ms. J evolved into a daring, fun-filled first rendezvous at Secret's Hideaway Swinger Resort in Kissimmee, Florida.From the thrill of getting to know each other in the nude under the Floridian sun to navigating the social and sensual scenes of a swinger’s resort, this episode explores the dynamics of attraction, the pursuit of pleasure, and the boundaries we dare to cross in the search for connection. AC and Ms. J's adventure didn’t just stop at exploring the resort; it sparked the beginning of a steamy, evolving sexual relationship that defies expectations.Whether you’re single, curious about the swinging lifestyle, or simply a romantic at heart, this episode offers a candid look at the complexities and excitements of navigating relationships in a world where desire is open and boundaries are meant to be explored.Hear about the challenges, surprises, and unexpected turns of a date that was meant to be just a test of compatibility but turned into much more. Unfiltered and unabashed, AC Maxwell doesn’t hold back on the details.
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Greetings, thrill seekers and romantics, wanderers of the night, and daydreamers of passion delight. Welcome back to the Swinging Single Podcast, your ultimate guide to the swinging lifestyle and soul exploration. I'm your host, A.C. Maxwell, ready to dive deep into alluring ways of adventure and sensuality. Today's episode, my friends, is a juicy one. It's a story of spontaneity, a tale of desires, and believe me, it's as steamy as the Florida summer.
We're talking about an unexpected rendezvous that blossomed from a digital realm of Tinder to an intoxicating reality of secrets hideaway swing resort in the enchanting town of Kissimmee, Florida. Hold on to your hats, or in this case, maybe toss them aside because we're going all in on how I met the incredible Miss J, a single female who not only matched with me on Tinder, but shared my thirst for the extraordinary. Our first date, not your typical coffee shop meet cute.
No, we aimed straight for the stars and landed at Secret's Hideaway, a sanctuary for those in the lifestyle and the curious. What transpired was nothing short of exhilarating. We basked in the sun, indulged in nude escapades, and navigated the communal waters of this vibrant resort. All while seeking connection, pleasure, and maybe, just maybe, a bit of validation in the arms of others.
Now, before we go back, communal waters of this vibrant resort all while seeking connection pleasure and maybe just maybe a bit of validation in the arms of others now before your imagination runs too wild let me say this our adventure at secrets was more than just a physical journey it was an exploration of boundaries a test of chemistry and an unscripted play about acceptance and desires so whether Whether you're soloing and curious, partnered and exploring, or just here for the captivating tales of lifestyle exploration, today's episode is tailored just for you.
Let's embark on the thralling journey together, discovering not only the allure of secrets highly, but unpredictability of connection in the modern swinging world. Take it away, Ms. Juliet. The Swinging Single podcast with host AC Maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. The opinions, views, and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host, AC Maxwell, and any featured guests or contributors, and do not necessarily represent those of the podcast's affiliates, sponsors, advertisers, or partners.
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she is right miss julian so right shave your cock and balls dudes you know you're walking around with your dick hanging out you're at secrets hideaway kissimi florida the ladies are all horned up the gentlemen are rock hard and you got a fucking force down there and it might be unattractive to some of those ladies so you know get invest in a razor some shaving cream some you know soap and water and shave those cock and balls so we don't And I'll see you on the back i'm Podcast t-shirt. You can see it on the back. I'm also butt-ass naked nude. Sitting here. Cock out. Cock is out. Ball's out.
Everything's out today. It's Friday. The day. What is it? Father Day's weekend. If you're listening. This is live too. So hopefully all of them. I can't show you my cock and balls. But you can always go on OnlyFans, Fansly, and all that. You can see it there in Apple Podcasts. You can't see it there, but you can always subscribe to my Naughty Naughty Time podcast that will really get deep into it. So today, let's talk about my date, my very first date.
First time ever meeting this woman would be at Sec all right and you know like i always say i try to match up you know just not in the swinging world you know swinger websites because you know swinger websites like sdc sls quiver and all that shit can be kind of hard to navigate because you got so many people there so many flakes and fakes the reality of swinging is not as cool as the fantasy of swinging and you get a lot of ghosting i'm getting ghosted right now by this one couple i met off of pendulum club so i'm probably going to get ghosted by them and all that because i was supposed to meet them wednesday and thursday and wednesday and thursday go by nothing but i always keep my options open i go on bumble tinder all that shit swiping left swiping right whatever so i'm on tinder and i'm swiping right on everything on all the girls who i thought was attractive and all that and boom i get a hit and i am always honest with my profile that i say you know ac is a swinger and nudist and all that well this girl emailed me and swiped right on me and she texted me on tennis says i'm very interested in going to secrets i've never been and i was like hey i'm going today you want to meet up and she's like hell yes so it wasn't without hesitation that this girl just went straight forward she didn't even bother you know wanting to get to know me first she just was talking to me about secrets what to expect and all that stuff and i was like all right let's go we're good to go and all that so you know it's one of those things you just you know have a good time so i met this girl she's lovely lovely woman and too bad nothing ever came about it other than the times we had at secrets because we would go there multiplying but this is the very first time you know first couple times me and her went together at circuit so i miss i meet miss j on tinder gentlemen ladies if you're looking for other action tinder is a good way to go don't just don't limit yourself to the online swinger sites fetlife and all that do other stuff uh also she was on fetlife too no i'm not on fetlife i don't i stay off of that because it's not the people for me but she knew i was a swinger and she wanted to go to this uh resort now if you don't know what secrets is secrets is a swinger slash news resort it's a pretty much it's adult playground you could do whatever you want whenever you want just as long as not in the public areas if you're in the pool you can fuck you're in a hot tub you can fuck and it don't matter 24 7 and all that so it's a great place so we decided to meet up and it was a friday and it was a great time because friday it's right after memorial day uh the following weekend everyone's you know getting out of school all the teachers are getting out everything's great so we meet up on that Friday I get there early because I'm always early anyways and she's telling me she's running behind there's traffic and if you know Orlando or anything like that I4 is fucking bumper to bumper to traffic all the time so it is what it is the pictures on there she had were great i you know like i always i always wait to see the the end result because sometimes people take pictures from 20 years ago and put them on their ads or vice versa things like that and when she rolled up in her little suv and she looked great she her body was rocking nice and thick and all that nothing it wasn't a fat fatty you know there she's not obese or anything like that she's a thick body she carries everything well and her thighs and her ass which i love so that was great so she was beautiful and she was really excited about how i look she goes i can't believe you're real and all that i'm like yes i'm real baby i don't know why you wouldn't think that but you know you never know what's going to happen with people sometimes you know there's a lot of fakes and flakes out there so after our cordial hugging and then the nice little kiss and all that we go up there and pay the front desk so we can get in so she can get in and i do believe i paid for her as a gentleman should so we pay we get our wristbands for the day and all that because we weren't planning on staying the whole night we only we only probably stayed a couple hours into the night so we get there and luckily there's not a lot of people at this time and the big pool is not open yet so everyone's confined in this one little area so we find we get two uh chairs lay our stuff out and we strip down naked she's spraying my back i'm spraying her back in and all that sunscreen you got to have sunscreen guys you know sunblock and all that because you don't want to get skin cancer especially gentlemen you don't want to get skin cancer on your fucking cock and balls and all that and i have known guys that have gotten that so you know it is possible so we would sunbathe new and we're just talking and bullshitting and getting to know each other and we're we see the sexy people walking around now this is a great place now even if you are not in shape you're still treated like you're a queen and king you know it's not one of these you know like some of the places in florida where you are basically judged by how you look you are looking good people are going to be happy and all that they're not going to judge you make fun of you or anything like that because you know you sometimes you get some people like that and all that so you know you're gonna have a great time at secrets so people are walking around they're fucking in the pool outside the pool all kinds of stuff you know and you know we're talking to people where she is i'm i'm a veteran she's new so she's not really finding you know she's just watching taking everything in she's going at she's following my lead so we're hanging out by the pool and all that we're hanging out by the pool and we made this little connection with this interracial couple i think it was uh she was a hispanic and a black guy or he was hispanic and they were both hispanic we don't know you know that miss j not that much attracted to uh black men or anything like that but you know she's dtf she's down the fuck and that's why i really like miss j because the way she was and all that so we're you know we're talking me and Miss J are fucking at this time we're fucking we fucked once before we're in the hot tub I'm pounding her I'm blowing her back out in the hot tub and all that she's using the vents the pool jet vents you know to masturbate with while I'm taking a break because you know you know there's only so much refraction time i gotta have you know like i said drink some water take a piss and i'm ready to go back again so we see the interracial couple hanging out doing all this stuff and once in a while we'll talk and all that so finally me and her in the hot tub we fucked a second time in the hot tub again we're done i'm done and i want miss j to have a great time and miss j i asked are you attracted to those two and she's like yeah i'm they're they're all right so you know later on in the night or in the day i would offer miss j to them the fuck i was like hey guys um if you're interested she's interested in you too i just want to watch you to have sex with her you know i want you to fuck her good and all that stuff and all that and lo and behold i didn't think miss j miss i thought miss j was one of the attractive women's there and a lot of people people were hitting on her and they ended up turning her down uh to do anything with them i don't know if and then they did it the polite lady said oh well we're just here to hang out we're not here to play at this time we're new and all that and they were from philly and all that so Well, you know,'t know.
And then they did it the polite lady said, oh, well, we're just here to hang out. We're not here to play at this time. We're new and all that. And they were from Philly and all that. So, you know, you never know. You never know if they were experienced or whatnot. They looked like they were experienced, but and they never played with anybody either. So because I always pay attention to what they're doing.
So Miss J was disappointed and all that, but I had to make up up for it you know and and show her more great time so you know i'm ready back ready to go taking a piss got my bottle of water drunk it so we go around we're fucking in the pool we're fucking in the hot tub we're fucking in the playrooms the playrooms were not that busy at this time uh there's not a lot of people it's just me her a couple couple other couples and all that and and so on and so on great thing about miss j she had tests to prove she was disease free so none of us had to wear condoms and all that you know and i i don't like wearing condoms and all that and i'm not gonna be shy about it but you know you got to do it in this lifestyle when you don't know people but she had a recent test within a week i had my recent test i'm taking all my drugs to make sure i don't uh affect anybody or getting infections so you know dropping i think that night total i dropped about five loads inside of her uh that night and she really loved you could feel her pussy tense up when you blow a load inside of her and all that so we're staying there We didn't stay until We left around 8 o'clock The rooms weren't that busy The crowd wasn't fucking or anything and you know we were there since 10 o'clock in the morning because we did get there real early so we're getting tired and all that and all that so i'm talking to her and seeing what what's her thinking about this and seeing how she feels and she loved the place she loved hanging out doing all that stuff and she was really you know into me she's like so because i was like you know what do you see with me and you are we going to go further or is this just a one done ram bam thinking man and she's like no i want to i want to go out with you and all that and hang out i want but she also wants to do other things so it's like all right so you know problem is i'm in tampa she's in uh on north side of orlando and it's a good commute but me i don't really care it's like good pussy a good woman is worth the drive and i'm like okay no problem we'll drive and all that and i told her she's so we talked about our rules what are our rules well one was going to be communication would be if she's going to be with other men which she's on because she is into the bdsm i'm not into that so i know i can't give her that pleasure so i'm like i'm cool with you finding the dom or whatever on fetlife and playing with that to get your arousal or your happiness through that.
So that's fine with me. Just let me know the guy. Let me see the pictures of the guy and stuff like that because I want to make sure. I don't know the dude because if I know the dude, I know he's dirty. I don't want you playing with him. Because Miss J is a little, she's kind of like a dude. When her blood starts throwing to her clit, she kind of forgets things. And, you know, she don't wear condoms and shit like that. Thank you.
she's kind of like a dude when her blood starts throwing to her clit she kind of forgets things and you know she don't wear condoms and shit like that and she told me that and she was honest with me so i was like had no problem with that that's fine no problem secondly condoms we gotta wear condoms to everybody uh hopefully miss j can follow that now because she said she did have a problem and all that with following that uh rule you know other things we had when we're together we play together uh we ask permission and all that shit and you know that we thought those were great rules and all that and that we didn't have too many because like i said she was dtf and i was dtf she was like the count the counter she was like my doppelganger for the female we both just connected that way and i think that's why we had such a great relationship uh why we were in the same state together because of that so we all decided we decided we're going to come back she wanted to come back and i think we next week, the following week because this is what happens.
Now, ladies when you are at a nudist resort swinger resort and you're in the hot tub you're in the pool you got to make sure you clean your vagina very well inside and get everything out and all that if you use the wolf the hot tub jets as the thing to masturbate which miss j was doing you gotta remember when you're shooting shit you're shooting that fucking bacterial water up your pussy and you got to get it out and i remember telling miss j make sure you clean yourself out because i'm you know i'm experienced i know women i have met women that had got infections yeast infections utis and shit like that because of the water and all that and you know they always talk about the ph balance so you got to make sure your ph balance is there so you don't get any infections or not we had a plan to come back the next day all right well the next day comes and she's pissing she's pissing fire and she's like oh did you got you are you sure you're clean you got any stds and i go i'm i got tested i show you you're the first person i had sex with that at this time after the test so she goes i'm going to the doctor so i said go get tested and everything so she goes to the doctor she gets tested she's clean on everything but the doctor's like you probably have one of the worst uti infections i have ever seen and i was just laughing because she was telling me about the doctor and all that and i'm like well you know i what did did you take a shower after you got home she's like no i didn't take a shower i go what the fuck were you doing i told you to take a shower jay if you take a shower and get it all cleaned out you're gonna be fine it's like oh you know i just forgot i was tired i went to bed i go all right well you learned your lesson and she was and because we were supposed to go back she was she said it was one of the most painful experiences when she was pissing ever when uh she would have it and i told her don't fucking go weren't you jacking off with the pool jets and she's like yeah i go yeah you're shooting shit up there you know you got to be careful when you do stuff like that ladies you got to make sure you're doing things where you are you know you know you're taking precautions you got to clean yourself make sure that ph balance is bad and it's good so all in all we decided that we're going to go back now we're going to have to wait a week because for her to clear up so we're going to go back on the weekend and all that and that's when a lot of the action is anyway so the weekend is when we're going to go back and all that you know like i said you just got to shoot don ladies and gentlemen too i always tell guys you gotta piss even though you're you're outie and she's an innie you still gotta clean yourself make sure you piss and uh drink a water water and piss a lot of that shit out because you know bacteria does get up your aretha and all that same thing with the ladies and all that so like i said we decided to go back the following week.
We wanted to go back next day and all week and all that, but we couldn't do it because of the UTI that she got and the affection that she got. Real sexy talk, I know. But it's, you know, one of those things and all that. Now, when you are there, all right, listeners, let's take a quick beat here, a break here.
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So we're shooting the shit with each other and all that. We're talking to other couples. You do the usual dirt, what you do. Oh, how'd you two meet? And we talk about how we met, things like that. So it was kind of, you know, it was a low-key day.
It was going to be low-key because I already knew that with her being out of commission the pussy out of commission that you know maybe not a lot of people are going to be down so you know the playrooms are awesome because of secrets because they're open on pretty much all day on the weekends so you know we go in the playrooms i think me and her were the only ones there and all that make sure i have my lube with me because this time you know i have to fuck her in her ass and you know so she gets me all ready I'm a horned up I'm walking in with a fucking stiff heart on anyway so I don't need she don't need to do anything bend her over put my cock inside of her ass and this is one of the very few times I'm actually doing anything in the anal in the ass here other than eating ass and I fuck her in the ass and you know we do that for a while you know I give her ass cream pie anal cream pie is that what they call it I guess so I'm giving her that anal cream pie and we get done I clean up make sure I clean up real good because you know the when you do sex in the ass people you got to make sure you clean up real good especially gentlemen because you are going in there where a lot of bacteria is and a lot of blood vessels you know you got to wipe that shit off so luckily at the play secrets playrooms they have a shower so I take a shower clean off my cock and balls and make sure I get all the other any residue that might be in there and all that so we go back out we're hanging out again and we meet this younger couple now we're she's 38 I'm in my mid 40s so I'm like okay we meet this younger couple we start playing cornhole with them and we're just shooting this shit we play cornhole for a good hour and all that and she's vibing with the girl and the guy and I'm vibing with the girl and the guy and all that so I'm like you know I asked them if they would like to go to the playrooms and play go and I told them I go listen Miss J's on her period but she loves anal sex and the girl told me oh my husband will eat her out i go really he's gonna eat her out okay okay good okay that's fine if he wants to eat her out just let you know that she's on a period and he might not like it but she's oh he does it he's when i'm on my period he eats me out so i said all right younger couple let's go in so they agreed and we all went to the playrooms and all that and at this still at this time there's only like two other couples in there so it's just us two couples and i'm all there like i said i just want miss j to have a great time when i'm with the girl i'm making sure she has the best time of her life because i want her to have a great time because i want her to come back and it usually works so i'm like i just want to watch you two fuck miss j uh the girls by miss j's by and all that but miss uh the the female did not want to go down on her and all that stuff and that's fine I don't know.
jay uh the girls by miss jay's by and all that but miss uh the the female did not want to go down on her and all that stuff and that's fine and i tell you what i'm very impressed by this young gentleman he's in his early late 20s and he ate her pussy out and she loved it when he was going down on her and he had the tongue of an angel miss jay could not stop braving about how his pussy eating skills were. And I was happy. Now, was I better? Yes. Was I jealous? No, because I want her to have a great time.
So she wants to keep fucking because her pussy's going to eat out her pussies, her body's feeling good. She's feeling good. All right. You know, the wife would touch her pussy once in a while because of all that.
So I'm like, okay, she comes a couple like hey miss jay's ready to go i'm not touching the other wife see i'm kind of you know hesitant as a single dude with all the ptsd i have as single dudes is touching anybody and all that i'm very you know hesitant to touch her you know and she's a beautiful young lady and so i'm like you know maybe i should try to touch her but i don't i want her to do the first move and all that so i grab a condom for his hubby for her hubby and i asked you know would you mind fucking her and he's not hard so both the girls are trying to suck his dick and get hard and he's you know it's on and off it's on it's touch and go with this guy he's coming and he's getting hard he's not getting hard he's getting hard he's not getting hard and stuff like that which really sucks because you really when you got two girls blowing you you should get hurt i don't know if he was drinking or it's just something that was new he's not used to other people because there's only me i'm watching uh two other couples are playing but they're not really paying attention to us so i don't know what the problem was so you know but they're waiting to get him hard he gets hard he puts the condom on move up her asshole move up his cock and he starts fucking her in the ass but but it doesn't last too long but i think within a minute he's going soft again so i don't know what the problem was and anything like that so you know i'm hard as a rock because i love watching her i was love watching her get fucked you know all the stuff that all the action that was going on so i was like all right let's go i'm gonna i'll take over for you his wife i go you take care of him get him hard once he gets hard he can come back in so i put you know, I go back in.
I lube my cock up. I go sipping in. I fuck the shit out of Miss J. Make Miss J squirt a little bit because she is a squirter. And she does squirt with anal. And give her another cream pie. Anal cream pie. All right, I'm done. He's hard. And he's a fucker. He starts fucking her. This time it lasts about four or five minutes. It's nothing too special or anything like that.
so he's hard and he's a fucker he fucks starts fucking her he only this time it lasts about four or five minutes it's nothing too special anything like that so he's fucking her in the ass and that's it nothing happens he doesn't come he gets hard he gets soft again so you know after this you know he's miss jade's a little frustrated the wife is frustrated his wife is frustrated and all that so we decide well we'll just come back later on so and this is all about with an hour you know they're playing for we were playing for an hour in the room you know most of the time i'm saying they're just jacking off but i take over when the gentleman couldn't get hard or loses erection when he's fucking my girl jay so you know i i thought it was fucking hot i loved it and it was just awesome now after this we're done we go we all go our separate ways you know i i'm just like just grab miss jay said i don't think this dude's gonna be able to get hard with you and the shit like that and she was all right she was like okay then no problem and all that stuff so that was our friday so lo and behold her her period's over saturday comes around she don't have her period anymore she's good to go anal and pussy's good to use so we're there back on their saturday same thing we're there early but we stay the midnight and all that so the younger couple from last night we don't see him uh that week or we maybe we do but we don't really pay attention to him me and jay has the same philosophy if he can't get hard with her so fuck it let's just go on and move on let's cut our losses and you know it's like i said it's very it could be very disappointing for a lot of women when a guy can't get hurt so me and miss j we're talking having a good time fucking and all that we go in the playrooms no one's in there just us we fucking we i give her the cream pie that she loves and all that eat her out do all that stuff we go to the pool there's a lady by the pool and miss j fucks that lady by the pool and all that Miss J introduces me to her she wants to fuck me and I was like okay now usually remember I'm not used to this where the girl's finding women for me the fuck usually it's the other way around where I'm finding people for the woman the fuck and she Miss J this is where one of those you know i a good one got away from me she's like hey fuck my man she's like okay i'll fuck him oh yeah and i'm sitting there fucking this girl in the pool having fun miss jay's right next to us she's kind of like holding both of us and all that and she's cradling my balls as i'm going in inside and out of this uh lady's pussy and all that and all that so you know after that one thing about fucking in a pool you really i try not fucking in the pool is tough and it's hard no pun intended but it's just you know i don't think i can get my full a game when i'm fucking in the pool because of the way you know you can do what you can pick the girl up and fuck her which is sometimes good because you got that weightlessness and all that but overall i don't like really fucking in the pool and all that because i can't get my a game now listen as a single dude you always gotta bring your a game i know slight single guys just blow and go and that's fine you know like sometimes that's what i do because that's what's prescribed it's like if i'm in the gangbang at area 69 i'm not looking to make love to this woman i'm not trying to make her feel great you know that's for me she's gonna get 20 other dicks so hurry up get my nut and move on whereas if i meet a couple like i was supposed to meet a couple wednesday thursday night i'm gonna bring my a game so i get that call back from that couple because they know i can hit the spot or hit her spots so you know that so you know we're there get done it's during the day we spend the whole day we stay to midnight this time and we were fucking all over the place hot tub pool playrooms and all that and finally at night we have a lot of people in the hot playrooms there's the playrooms all there are people all over the fucking playroom it was hard to get a spot so we get a spot we're fucking me and miss jay are fucking and couples are touching us as we fuck and they're you know there's watching and having a good time girls are fucking sucking their man's dick and watching us fuck and vice versa and all that girls girls are getting eating out they're watching us fuck so there was this big cock guy uh that i wanted to fuck miss j miss j you know miss j loves all cock so i'm like let's give her a big cock she can enjoy uh miss j loved his cock but the problem was i don't think the big cock dude's light wife or lady head was with was all thrilled that he was fucking her because you know half midway into it they get into an argument you and it's a and i don't know spanish but i you know when it's the argument and there's no and there's no there's international language of arguments uh they started arguing the spanish and they leave the room you get they get up and he said thank you to me and he left and they both left now this is now he's not done he's fucking because he was watching jacking off she was jacking him off as they were watching us fuck and i was like hey i wave him over here hey dude you want to fuck my girl you got a condom oh yeah you got a condom all right you're good to go that's another rule i have is if you don't have condoms there you don't fuck my girl but he had condoms on him and he fucking fuck her all right fuck her so you know we both laugh about the whole situation when they start fighting and all that they leave now it wasn't like a big all-out brawl where everyone stopped to watch no it was just like you know they were next to us and she did not like him fucking that girl i think maybe it was the first time there they look like they're they were young there he was a young dude she was a young cat young gal and all that so it's probably one of those first times they were there or even fucking doing this swinging thing so they can you know so they probably didn't have that talk or they did have that talk and all that stuff and the talk didn't go as planned you know like i said a lot of times you know the blood starts rushing to the genitals and you stop thinking with your brain so you know we just laugh it off and we continue to fuck and that was it we just fucked the night away and we get to about midnight we're done i'm exhausted i'm shooting fucking dust and she's dehydrated from all the sex that we're having all the squirting i was making her do and all that you know you gotta you got to have those magic fingers, gentlemen.
Practice those magic fingers on your ladies. Get that, come here, look, all that. So it was a great weekend.
And me and her would go many more times, but in the end, me and Miss Jay would have to go our separate ways because not because of me, but because she had a time controlling her uh pussy i mean you know one of the rules was just communicate me who you're gonna fuck and she wouldn't do that and i find out she's fucking other dudes and all that i was like and i try to tell her go listen it's okay i want you to fuck all the men you want to fuck but i need to know because i need to know because we and you are going bareback on each other and i need to know are you wearing cons with these zoos i don't know i don't trust anybody i don't trust anyone in the lifestyle i don't trust me so you know when people tell me they're clean i go okay well show me your test results oh i don't have them okay well then you're not we don't know or anything like that so you know it's just one of those things where you know i don't think i was i think you know i wasn't the problem i think she was definitely the problem but miss j i she's a tremendous girl i love you know i love talking to her and all that stuff but it's just one of those things where the trust issues comes in and all that and she really had a theme for soldier guys and all that so you know i don't think she really you know she really wanted more of a soldier type dude which i'm not and all that that's fine and all that so you know it was a great time but like i said if you are a dtf couple dtf single woman a dtf single dude you would love secrets because secrets is a fucking party it's a heaven it's heaven for it's the walt it's the disney world for adults and all that and i just love how you know you go there and you just have a great time and no one really fucks with you no one really has a problem anything like that you know you're going to have those clicks at every place but you know the clicks are whatever and you'll have.
So, but with that, let's see what else we can talk about. All right. Well, let's talk about my ghosting and all this. So, you know, I'm on, we have a swinger club called TPC, the Pendulum Club here. And they got a website. It's a great website.
Actually, I think it's one of the, for a swinger website i think it's pretty good because you know you could really do a lot of stuff you could talk to people they have chat rooms stuff like that and you can buy your tickets to the club for the night which is great because you get a discount so what so i'm this couple emails me and you know they were respectful they didn't just write two words they wrote a you know good size paragraph saying hey you know you know what are you into and stuff like that would you be interested in hanging out with us to see if we have a connection i'm like sure why not yeah so i write them back you know do all this stuff and we're texting back and forward and all that and it's great and they go well this was last week and they go well we're not going to be doing anything this weekend or anything uh we already got plans they said all right and so how about during the week it's just oh that's even better they're like okay then how about wednesday or thursday so okay so wednesday thursday is fine with me i'm good i'm free all night so it doesn't matter we can meet and they live in the town next to me so that's another thing we're close by so it's just like even the spirit of the moment thing would be good because then we could uh all have fun so we're still chatting you know and then i'm trying to be a gentleman because i'm trying to not be like a fucking you know just text him on wednesday hey we're gonna get together so sunday monday i'm asking we're talking we're having conversations and getting to know each other and stuff like that.
So finally, Wednesday night comes around. I say, hey, how you doing? He goes, oh, we're doing great. And I go, so are we going to get together tonight or anything like that? And what's the plan? She's like, oh, okay, we'll get back to you about the plan. We're trying to finalize everything. They don't sit there and email me back and say, hey, we're not going to get together. We're tired or whatnot. We're going to do nothing. All right? Don't email me back.
Dis hey we're not going to get together we're tired or whatnot we're going to do nothing all right don't email me back disrespect number one right there so i'm like i already know this is bullshit or to me i already know my experience says this is bullshit it's like one of these people that are trying to have their fantasy by trying to get pictures out of me because they were like she was asking for pictures and all that i'm like she's and i have one i tell the lady listen i look better in person than i do in pictures let's meet in person and i'm guarantee you're going to be happy with the product that you're going to see well i sent her one or two pictures that was it i don't send any more than that and she loved them she was like all that and they they were talking about he was telling me how they fucked real well talking thinking how they fucked great on sunday night thinking about what i was going to do to them and shit like that i was like okay so i should get the assist all right no problem wednesday nothing thursday same thing i text them hey are we gonna get together tonight and nothing well then about nine o'clock at night they said oh we gonna stay in we decided to stay in okay okay no problem i just wanted to let you know i can always come to you i don't need you know as a single guy you have to be catering to the couples i'm the bull whatever they want to fucking call it i'm just a single guy they call it a bull the bull caters to the single guys we do what you need us to do we're not there for ours our thing so i go okay no problem i can come to you then they said oh well you know we have such and such they didn't tell say kids but they had such and such and all that so i'm like oh i don't know maybe this is going to be one of those goes so i don't think anything's going to happen with this and probably nothing's going to happen so it's no big deal but like i said you got to be very patient you got to have as a single guy you're going to have to have those patience where you're going to have to kiss a few frogs to get to the prince and princess you're not going to get every connection is not going to happen and that's what i always say if you don't have the time you don't want to put in the effort go to the clubs go see go to pendulum go to the night game go to collect and go there because you know they're there already and as a single guy you got to figure out what clubs let you in what clubs don't let you in what days and all that couples same thing even couples i know couples goes to other couples and you always hear complaints about that and i don't understand that because you know you know maybe because a lot some of the ads online are just to get husband trying to get pics and shit like that like i had like you know we do the bait and switch where guys will talk about we want to see your cock and all that and it's just a gay dude trying to fucking jack off to your pictures that's why i don't send any more than one or two pictures at all because there's no point and just like on my profiles i just took off all the pictures and put one or two pictures on there and all that do i get any clicks no i get clicks but i don't get any responses which is fine because i'm just going to go to the club and meet people there who are there uh for the same reasons as i am they fucking have kinky ass kinky ass sex and all that so hopefully you know this couple does you know come about and i get to play they look they were very good looking he loves the watch i think during the double penetration and all that stuff i'm an expert at that i know how to do it so you know it's one of those things uh and all that so hopefully something comes out but if you are struggling with the online thing stop it with the online thing just go to the clubs you know uh if you don't want to pay the money like i said you're going to have to you know kiss a lot of frogs then you know guys you know if you're cocking in eight inches or more you're not super fit you might have to send out a hundred emails to get one response and all that couples you're gonna probably have better success and all that but you gotta remember you are going to have some struggles where you are going to meet couples that are nowhere in the ballpark of where you're wanting to be and all that so you know you just gotta think all right no questions nothing you know anything like that so but i don't know you know you just gotta figure out what you like and all that and all this.
And I heard something. I had a great. Let's see something. I think it was TikTok. And I had something I wanted to tell you about because it sounds like my personality and all that.
And I wanted to just to you know because some people you know are just plain assholes and all that and i think i don't know what i can't remember oh here it is so and it was great because i think it's a great scene i said it says i would rather be hated for who i truly am than to be around to be adored for anyone who i am not love based on a lie is of no worth i would rather be rejected for being my true self than to be embraced by the false side of me. People don't have to like me, and I don't change how to suit other people. What you see is what you get.
I've done bad things and have made plenty of poor decisions, but I always remain true to myself. Even though I don't like some of the things I've done, in that moment, it felt like the right thing to do. No matter who you are or what new friends you have, never change yourself to suit them. I won't buy all the things.
This is a place where I don't feel alone so I thought that was great because you know not a singles out there single guys couples they change who they are to fit the narrative and you know when people in the swinging lifestyle if you don't agree with them they want to chop your fucking head off and all that like uh the pineapple express podcast that lady that young lady you know all she's doing is speaking her truth and you know you go on her you see her in her comments and the people are fucking yelling at her about all her comments i go well that's her truth it's not your truth it's not your your life to live it's her life and she wants to be inclusive she wants to invite everybody in and all that that's fine she didn't tell you how to fuck all these people but all these people assume that's what she's talking about i go no she's not talking about fucking all these people she's just talking about allowing everybody in if you want to come you can come and all that she's she just brings out the cop the hypocrites in this uh lifestyle which are many you know i'm a hip we're all hypocrites i myself have been a hypocrite you have been a hypocrite couples have been hypocrites and all that stuff but you know i'm not changing for anybody i'm going to be who i am you like i said i am who i am if you don't like it you don't need you don't need to bother with me or anything like that you don't need to have sex with me i'm not begging everybody to fuck you know listen i think i'm a good lay i think as in a group session i can stay hard i could keep hard i i can deliver the goods to your wife so i think i'm a good catch but if you don't like my opinions and that's fine we don't have to talk we don't have to be anything but you don't have to be angry because i don't told the swinging lifestyle line i don't think all single men are assholes i think a few are i don't think every couple's great there's a lot of good couples out there but not every couple's a great couple some couples are just horrible human beings you know shit you know you got couples that date rape other girls single women and other couples and all that just go to caliente talk about how sometimes the uh they can't remember shit that's going on they wake up in the morning go they don't remember the whole night you know sometimes shit happens and all that but you know you got to be true to yourself and even if it's not and even if it's not the party line your tone the party line that's even fine that's even better i stand up for everybody's right you can say can you bad mouth me all you want i will fight for your right to be able to do that it's no big deal to me and all that so it's what you know and you know we just got to have more understanding and this this month it's june pride month we just got to have more understanding of each other you know we're not all going to agree i don't know what happened in this day and age where because probably because of social media where everyone thinks their opinion is the best opinion and all that no my i changed my opinions because i hear shit i see things and all that like when we were talking about when i went to the green door in vegas i changed my opinion about single males how zombie like they are and all that and you know i took a girl to uh pinks in houston and i just fucking yelled at the guys step back sit the fuck down when she's ready we'll call you over and it worked out perfect and all that but just the zombie aspect of it just was it just blew my mind i just never saw that until then so you know i understand now what couples come come uh come at so i have a little better understanding but i also had this weird ass thing where you know you are you know you have the responsibility to control the room and all that so you know we just got to be more nicer we got to be nicer to everybody we just got to realize we're not going to all agree on everything i you know i wish honestly i wish it would you know i wish we would all um agree on everything and all this like i had this one like i saw this post and i can't let's see where can i find it uh let's see i saw it on facebook and it was on this one of my groups on it i'm in the swinging society 2.0 and i saw this post and it was a i thought it was a great post and all that you might not like it but it just what hypocrites people are and this is a couple and they're a hypocrite i'll call them out they are hypocrites a beautiful couple younger couple in the early 30s beautiful beautiful man beautiful woman i like very hot they probably they're going to get a lot of action they were saying they were asking if anyone in the area and i'm not going to say the state they were in they were not in texas they were in another state they were anyone in the area we were looking for couples and unicorns and and you keep reading it says the gentleman also loves to play solo and at the end of the thing it says no single males so i thought i called him i go i don't understand this i go wait a minute so let me get this straight so it's okay for the single guy the couple the guy and the couple to go off and play by himself with other women but they don't want to have any single guys come in and play with them so i just i thought i go that's isn't that to me that's very hypocritical and i don't really you know i'm not going to sit there and say oh okay oh great great couple i'm gonna call you out in your shit i go it's okay what about that girl she's a beautiful woman and she going to get hit on by a lot of cock inside the lifestyle and outside the lifestyle.
So you're telling me she can't have another single guy because you have small dick energy for some odd reason, because you're scared of a single guy coming in. Let her fucking have something. You're out there playing by yourself while your wife or whatever that girl is, is at home doing nothing. Now, unless the girl, now, maybe the girl says, I don't want to do with any guys. I just want to fuck you. And that's it. Maybe that's their dynamic. I don't know. But from what they were looking for, they're looking for couples.
They didn't say they were looking to swap and they were looking to for single females, but there were not an under no in all capital letters, no males so i'm just wondering what was going on there and all that so i thought i thought it was a little hypocritical i had not gotten any blowback from anything because i posted the you know i posted on there said hey this is kind of fucked up and all that so you know and i haven't gotten any uh mentioned back so i don't know so no one's jumped on my throat about it because maybe because i think maybe people see the hip crap the hypocritical uh of the posting but you know i wonder how that's gonna go you know uh good luck today i like i said good luck to that couple but you remember i just don't understand why a guy would sit there and tell his girl you can't have a single guy but i can go out and fuck every girls without you i don't know i just don't understand but anyways so we gotta move on it's been over 50 minutes and all that lovely.
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