Duchess of Dick in Studio part 2!

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So, we've still got another 45 minutes to go. Two hours. Two hours? Yeah, I gotta do two hours, two shows. Yeah. And welcome back to the Swing and Single Podcast. I'm your host, AC Maxwell, here with the Duchess of Dick. What's up? What's up? So anyways, we're still talking about orgies and orgies. Hey, here's the thing. I did a couple things. All right. Oh, and let's see. You never had a, you never had an orgy. Group sex. You had, now what is group sex though? Is group sex just two couples or four or five people? Great question. Because I think group sex would be you and another couple.

That's it. That's all you have to have for group sex. Because that orgy, I think, is five or more. I would agree with you. So I think you have. So let's just say the definition is four or more. Four or more. Have you had a lot of group sex then? I mean, I wouldn't say a lot. I've had enough. What it means enough. We'll see you next time.

um i i mean i wouldn't say a lot i've had okay i've had enough what it means enough what is enough more than a few times a few is three times oh boy no two is a couple three is a few we're talking about quantities the difference between group sex and an orgy yeah well i don't know well we got it so that we're talking about orgy now now i did a thing about why women want to get gang banged have you ever been gang banged no have you ever wanted to no really why not no desire uh seems like a lot of pressure how's their pressure you just how's their pressure pressure of what performing yes all right let's get let's get this straight a cock shoved into your face repeatedly and just like rotating over and over that's that that is anxiety producing to me really to me personally yes wow that's a you're amazing you are full of amazement yes thank you but all you gotta do really is just what about a train then a train yeah a train is like one guy after another so so you fuck one guy some guy's on top of your fucking he comes he gets off another guy starts no no never nothing like that that doesn't sound like my jam that doesn't sound so basically couple swapping is your jam i think so all right so no game bangs or anything like that keeping it easy do you think it might ever you think anything like you'll ever change like you know i think i feel like i want to get a game bang have you even seen a game bang live yeah no maybe that will change your mind i mean maybe but also i don't know yeah Let's do it.

I want to get a game bang. Have you even seen a game bang? Live? Yeah. No. Maybe that will change your mind. I mean, maybe, but also, I don't know. Yeah. Got to get invited to one first. Shit. You want to go to one tonight? There's one tonight. I know a guy, a guy in Houston that he does all that. He hosts them every fucking night, pretty much. Golly. Yeah, he finds girls that want to get game banged, and he'll get guys to come over and fuck her. What do you think I was tonight? That's true. Yeah, I was there, yeah. Only good. What I like about him, everyone has to wear a condom. That's good.

Good too. I like that because, you know what? Like I said, I know me. I don't know you, though. Right. And some of these dudes look like shit. Yikes. Yeah. There's like one. Have you you fucking a porn theater? Have you done that before? No. Have you been to one? No. You've never been to a porn theater? No. Oh, well, you know, people, couples going in the fuck. And there's a bunch of guys there. Yeah. And the guys there.

I don't know you i don't know how you're gonna it looked like they're guys if they had a fist full of hundreds at a whorehouse they still couldn't get laid oh boy and these girls would take one dude after another there's like there's some places where they have glory holes so you just stick your dick through and someone on the other end sucking your dick usually if a couple goes into a woman there's bait and switch sometimes where the guy's sucking you off and you think it's the girl but couples go there and fuck and those guys will say hey guys fuck my girl i'm like i'll never because you know i have a it might not sound like i have a standard but i do have standards you have standards i'm just saying i tell women that i'm not just gonna let any guy fuck you because like i said i know guys if they're clean they're dirty or you know you just gotta stay away from them or you just gotta be perceived with caution because i've been in the lifestyle so long and all that so because i'm very observant i like watching people so i know if a guy's like barebacking every chick at a club or at a resort that's the stuff you gotta look for though but you know what it's hard it's hard when you're at a club or something like that so you know it's difficult there's also water sex that's fun if if you have enough the proper lube you want to bring I always say bring lube it's got to be silicone based lube don't bring water water based okay you let you roll your eyes but I'm telling you right now working at the swinger nudist resort a lot of couples would bring water based lube to the pools what the fuck are you doing why it's water based I'll see you next time.

nudist resort a lot of couples would bring water-based lube to the pools oh what the fuck are you doing why why it's water-based but it's all they have and you know what you gotta remember there might be new to this because i i think the first time i went to a swing a nudist resort i had water-based lube it didn't work well i have not been to a nudist resort did you ever want to go to one?

I would go to one I don't know that I would go as a single woman Fuck no I would not recommend you going as a single woman Because your ass will be hounded It depends on where you go Like I said If you call once in a while And text, you know, I got you. You don't have to pay for anything. All right. Well, that's a side conversation. I'm just saying, no, you can have a conversation right now. Okay, fine. I'm just saying, you are more than welcome to come with me. You're going to be safe because, you know, I ain't going to let anyone, just anyone fuck you. That's true. That's true.

They had to pass my test first and all that. Because I took the other girl before she committed to this motherfucker. And we had a great time. We fucked a lot. I mean, we fucked. Me and her. She got trained by three guys at the trapeze, which was awesome. I didn't fuck no one. That's awesome. I just fucked her. Yeah. Thank you.

trained by three guys at the trapeze which was awesome i didn't fuck no one that's awesome i just fucked her yeah i got a two blow three blow jobs on saturday night from three different women that was it but she got all the dick and we were fucking all night but great we got video you want to see it maybe later maybe later but anyways so you know but that's what i'm saying you you just gotta go and and go with the right people go with the right person right people yeah uh and all that like i always tell guys like where should i take my girl i go you better find do your due due diligence go find a club that is clean that is nice and upper class not.

Because if you bring your wife and it's a shitty club, it's dirty, she's going to think all of them are like that. Yeah. So she might have that, well, fuck this. Why would I want to do this? It's like, don't take your wife to smoochies the first time you're going to start swinging. Smoochies, you know smoochies, right? Don't they have a glory hole there?

No,'t they don't have it i'm surprised i must be thinking about something else pinks does pinks that fucking dirty ass place that's what i'm thinking of that place is fucking dirty as shit oh my dad want my dom wanted me to go to pinks for what to do what put myself up oh you're lucky you didn't go but now was he good at making sure guys were he was really good but the problem is he was he wasn't going to be there oh hell by yourself yeah you wouldn't be able to go right they don't allow single women you have to be escorted oh yeah you have to be escorted which is good that is really good because we're not i'm not saying what saying this is smoochies but there's prostitution involved in some of these places too that's right so that well that eliminates that so a girl could go like shit if you're a decent looking girl you go and say i'll suck you off for 20 bucks or whatever 40 50 guys will pay it yeah look at fucking only fans yeah it's a fine line fucking only fans these girls are making 10 like if i could do only fans and make 10 grand a month fuck i'd be happy i don't need millions like iggy azalea the singer she's on only fans she's like making over millions a year a month no not a year a month how many fucking like i think she charges 25 bucks a month she makes them over a million what about that bad baby no idea catch me outside on dr phil that stupid ass white girl that you know oh she makes millions a month too so i was like fuck man it's the age of the stupid millionaire i'm in the wrong business i need to be dumber i never thought i would say that it's not that you have to be dumber you just gotta fucking shit you're gonna have well do you want people to see you naked i mean not really no then it ain't really for you yeah it's a shame i think a lot of only fans only fans people are just lazy they can't they don't want to go to work so it's easier and i don't blame them shit right now i if i could like i said if i could make 10 grand a month i would do the only fans fuck it i'll jerk off for gay guys why not yeah fuck it it's better than going to that shitty job that i got right i had to deal those assholes all day so you know let's talk more.

What about another fetish that's very big and it's getting bigger, hot wifing. Hot wifing. Now, what is hot wifing? I want to hear your definition of it before we move on. So my understanding of hot wifing is that, okay, you got the wife and you got the husband or the boyfriend whomever boyfriend goes out and says hey guy do you want to go fuck my wife okay or they may sit at what the woman will sit at a bar and like the guy her husband will sit at another table nearby and and watch her get hit on something like that. That is correct.

Hot wifing is not because you are hot looking and you're a swinger. You're a hot wife because you fuck other men with your husband's permission. Right. Colette has a problem. Like tonight's hot wife night. Every other week, every other Friday's hot wife night. There's never any hot wife in there.

It's always couples looking for couples i'm like dude you got to advertise you got to tell because people don't know what hot wifing is they think oh you're hot wife duchess you're hot you're my wife you're beautiful let's go to hot wife night thinking it's about hot wife that there's gonna be other people no i just think people don't really do any homework that might be true too because you did you ever look up i did a show 101 swinger terms i didn't even know the 101 swinger terms you know what the two terms you know the terms were for me when i started swinging there was two full swap or soft swap that was it that's all you were it was no oh, oh, I'm a dragon.

I'm a unicorn. I'm a bull. I'm a fucking elf. Oh, my God. I'm like, shit, man. Like, come on. So that's hot wifing. Now, but there's another one that's really extreme, which I would consider myself a hot wife.

That type of dynamic I would want, where we go out and find guys for you to have sex with and we're done we're good right on right on uh but cock holding is a little more extreme because that's where supposedly the guy who fucks you will tell me what a fucking pathetic human being i am i got a small dick and shit like that i'm not about that i don't need i'm like fuck you dude i'm like okay whatever like i'm average but you know what i'd go up that i don't need i'm like fuck you dude i'm like okay whatever like i'm average but you know what i'd go up against any guy with an eight inch dick and we'll see who wins so but i don't have that i just i don't understand the idea of degrading i i don't want to yuck on anybody's yum for anyone who's oh you can it's not for you i can it's just not my cup of tea i don't think i would engage in that personally but that's me Thank you.

on anybody's yum for anyone who's listening oh you can it's not for you i can it's just not my cup of tea i don't think i would engage in that personally but that's me so if you like so you've met a guy and he says you know what i want you to fuck another guy but i want you to talk about how big his dick is compared to mine would you be like nah i'm not doing that no no no you wouldn't even do that no i, I would not. Now, cock-holding, yeah, that's what cock-holding, you know, who is such a bigger dick, and he can fulfill me better than you can. I'm like, oh, no.

There's no way on earth that could end well for a relationship. Well, apparently it works because a lot of people are doing it now. I mean, I have been wrong before, but. Well, we've all been wrong before.

So don't worry about but that's it's very extreme so so hot wifing and hope hot wife and cockholes get confused sometimes where people think it's the same thing but it's not hot wife is just where i just like watching you have fun where cockhole is where you have fun but you also tell me how bad i am and bad yeah you no but you also have hot husbanding now it's the same thing as a hot wife but it's reverse we go and find girls for me to fuck I think it's a lot harder you think it's harder to do do you think like hey me and you go to a bar tonight you go up to a girl hey i want you to watch fuck my man you think that could work maybe at a regular bar hard to say but hard to say swinger club maybe swearing club sure i think it'd be easier okay but hot husband i'm surprised you know that look at that.

Look at you. I know things, thank you. Wow, look at you. She does know things, people. The Dutch is a dick, all the way from England. Knows some shit. I know some things about some things. You ever hear about dogging? Tell me about dogging. It's from your island.

It's in europe it's where you they like they go to a car park and they'll fuck in the car park oh my gosh yeah and there'll be guys there other couples there i have heard of this yeah you've probably seen videos of it too it's fucking amazing i'm like i talked to someone uh another show another podcast they do it in england and i go, I want to go over there just to fucking go dogging. And I asked him, is it real? Because you never know. Because I never, I always hear people talk about dogging here, but you can never find it. Because it's very extreme if we get caught. You're a sex predator.

You got registered and shit like that over there. I don't think you do. So they're more open to that shit. I i don't know i don't know a whole lot about it yeah well i i only know what i see on pornos and shit and amateur shit but they told me that shit is real and it's big i go so you mean you pull up yeah you go you'll find them you'll just follow up and you know you'll wank yourself and someone will come up and suck you off i'm like no i really find, I've got to get over there in Europe. Because when I was over there, I didn't know about any of that shit. I just went to the swinger club.

But I want to go over there dogging because I've got to see this shit. Because some of the videos are fucking raunchy as hell. I'm like, god damn. I've never seen them. There are some things I cannot forget going to Germany and Europe, Italy. There's some things you just can't forget that you want to forget. Oh, okay. Bukkake. Oh. Like, you really want to see a glazed donut in Germany? That's a big thing in Germany. Germans are fucking kinky as shit people. Maybe that's what you need. We need to find a German Dom. I think he'll rock your world.

Because those kind of people are just naturally kinky. I think after the two world wars are like, fuck it, let's just go with sex. If we fuck more, we'll probably be less angry. That's what the world needs now is more sex. That's what the world needs now, more sex than ever. Hey, you don't need any need the international language of love that's true you don't need to speak you don't need to speak the same language when you're doing that so no but it helps who cares rub rub your genitals up against each other no you don't need that but i'm telling you need to find a German.

If there's a German Dom out there who is real German, and they always got some big dicks, too. I was impressed, because you go to Germany and you go to a bathhouse, you know, like a spa? I've been to a German bathhouse. Co-ed, right? Co-ed. Fucking crazy, right? We went on, like, the one morning, one day of the week.

It was like women women's only so what I know but it was lovely it was it was a wonderful time but you go in there it's co-ed and you're just walking around people are walking their tits out cocks out fucking dudes are hanging the fucking just hanging around fucking got eight inches right there like shit man like I got fucking four inches here oh please like holy shit man this is shit, man. This is embarrassing. But you know what? I'm American, so that's a little extra points. That makes my dick six inches to the girls. Oh, my God.

Just like for every million dollars a man has, his penis grows an inch. Oh, I missed that calculus. It's a scientific fact. Scientific fact. Yes, it is. Every million dollars a guy's head gets bigger. First, I've got to meet a guy who's got a million bucks, and I'll let you know. Well, honey, I'm just saying. There's a reason why Bill Gates hangs out with supermodels all day. He's got a 12-inch cock. Good for him. Yep. I always wonder that, too. Not when I'm at a club. If I'm out in the mall, I see a couple, I go, he's really fucking ugly, and she's good-looking.

I'm like, that dude must have a big dick. And I'm so sick. I'm like, I wonder how big his dick is. I kind of want to see it. I dare you to ask.

I'm not ashamed to know look at dick every listen all these guys will say oh we never look at each other's dick i'll go bullshit we all look at each other's dick because we're comparing to each other when we go into showers we'll we'll glance every guy does no guy any guy that says they don't is lying to you i would i think that's probably true I'm sure everyone's got to look and when you're doing a natural curiosity yeah and when you're doing a gangbang it's hard when you're it's also yeah no it's a little hard not to or you're at fucking the green door and just having a seat and a bunch of guys start jacking off in front of you it's hard to not see oh my god that's another thing I don't you know we gotta go I want to show you because you know I don't think my description of it gives it justice Let's do this.

Nazi oh my god that's another thing I don't you know we gotta go I want to show you because you know I don't think my description of it gives it justice the way you're describing it doesn't like you're not selling it like why would I want to go and see this incredible shit show why it's fun to see shit shows I don't know it's like fucking a car wreck you don't want to look but you gotta look oh that's rough it is but it's funny as shit you like the first time I went I took I'll see you next time.

fucking a car wreck you don't want to look but you gotta look oh that's rough it is but it's funny as shit you like the first time i went i took uh a date a girl it was fucking awesome we had a great time because we just we were just ripping out the people all the people everyone that was coming we're just like what the fuck like a couple was sitting a couple was sat down on the couch and immediately 10 guys just, it was like flies on shit and they just whip and they'll whip out their dick and start jerking it and all that. So I think that's kind of protocol there. I don't know.

But anyways, but you know what? I like it. If you're a size queen, that's good because then you get to see who has a big one and who doesn't. Fair enough.

So I don't know, but I just think think but i think it would be fun to go like god damn i could do a podcast there too i don't know but you know people don't want to go on me i might they might recognize my voice i'm like dude trust me no one's gonna recognize your voice and if they do you say ain't fucking me i don't put fucking pictures up that's you know i don't do that shit that's crazy no no that's fucking crazy so you know nope yeah i know but you know people are just whatever anyways so we're talking about okay i don't care facebook has become a terrorist lately oh what a terrorist group now because they block they don't let any videos in anymore anything that talks about sex they're kicking them out i lost i have i was in a swing uh i think it was swing nation swing society group they kicked that whole group out i don't know that i would let uh oh i just i wouldn't do that on facebook i guess i'm not they're no they're not nude pictures no there'll be pictures of you and your thong bikini stuff like that things like that they would post those pictures they're not posting like dicks hanging out pussy hanging out oh that's good but they got rid of the whole group because i because they because i was gonna because we're gonna give advice to these people because a lot of them will a lot of the times i'll ask advice on things and i'll be like your would be a great fucking advice giver you need to be like a swinger advice dear ann huh you do because you give good advice and you articulate it well i don't articulate shit well i don't articulate shit well no i don't i don't i can can show you, but I just can't tell you about it.

All right, but here's one. Also, another kink in the lifestyle is BDSM. BDSM. Yeah. And tell us what does BDSM stand for. Do you know? Bondage. Bondage. What's next? D? D? Dominance. All right. Sadomasochism? Sadism masochism. Ah, see, look at me. Look at you. Look at me. And we can spell. I can probably not spell any of those words. No. Bondage, B-O-N-D-A-G-E. That's probably the only one. Good job. Dominance, maybe. I can spell D-O-M-I-N-A-N-C-E. I think that's right. Maybe. But, yeah, that's another one, and I think that's coming more and more. I think BDSM and swinging are colliding.

They're becoming one. I don't know. I think that's a little different. A lot of these swinger clubs have a BDSM room in the club, though. So why would you have one if it's not? I would not put something in my club if it wasn't going to be used, right? Okay, fair. And maybe it could be some of my limited experience. But I don't know. I have my dom. Right.

And he and he's my dom right he's the only person i'm gonna let slap my ass that hard okay or tie me up okay or restrain me but that's me i guess i just would rather keep it very separate but do you think the bds bdsm world and the swinging world can coexist in harmony? In harmony? That's a no. That's a no. I think you get a lot of people who just, you know, are watching porn and what they see in porn is obviously correct.

But isn't that the same thing in the bdsm world where you get doms who think they're doms and they just watch a couple dominatrix yeah it's the same thing it's dangerous that's my point that's that's the unification point oh yeah fuck fucking the internet it's really ruining a lot of things it's also making some great things but yeah ruining a lot of things too yeah see also making some great things, but it's ruining a lot of things, too. Yeah. See, I remember I grew up without the internet. I also mostly grew up without the internet. Yeah. And I just, like my kids, I feel bad for them.

Because I don't think they're going to have this. They're not going to have the same. They're never going to have a bored day in their lives. No, because they won't be able to find something and they won't be able to figure things out. Yeah, that is a concern of mine. It's like, if I put a paper bag over your head, are you going to be able to get out of it? Oh. That's just, I just, I go, and I always tell people, I go, I'm happy to be old getting older because, you know, I got the experience, I got to do stupid shit and find some trees and get lost in the woods.

And I never, and no one ever will know about it unless I tell you, because there's no video, there's no pictures of it. There's no nothing. Now there was one time in the winter time where my best friend fell off a roof when he went up to go get a football in the snow and he slid down and he just looked at me and he goes, AC, he falls in the pool. That would have been funny to have on tape. But no one knows about it other than me and him. Oh, man. Yeah. So he goes, I don't remember that. We all have plausible denial. That's true. We don't have, we can deny everything.

That never fucking happened. It's like parents when they get older. We never hit you. What are you talking about? You know, when they say, oh, we never hit you. We didn't spank you. Yeah, you did. I didn't get spanked. Oh, I got spanked. But I deserve the shit. Like, I can admit. Like, when I was in school, I got in trouble. It was all my fault. There was one time I was innocent.

There was one time I was was innocent I didn't say it I someone next to me said it and they just picked me out of the crowd oh no yeah and I was like ma I didn't fucking say I go every damn time I get in trouble I always admit it but she didn't believe me which was okay because I didn't really think it grounded anyways oh yeah yeah I just got because my mom worked at the place I went to school that will do it so i never really got in trouble right there but i was knowing i was never i stayed away from assholes because i knew i for one only way i was going to go to college was for sports i hated school high school sucks i can't stand people oh my high school years sucked i go yeah because they suck because they suck for everybody.

Even the jocks. Even the cool kids, it sucks for them. You know why? Because they got to fucking be fake ass people. They can't be themselves. And all that. I don't know. Mine was pretty okay. I turned out all right. Well, I'm just saying in terms. It's not like the greatest experience. It's not like this happy time. No. Always happy and everything.

It's's ups and downs oh yeah that's that's just but people but you these whiny fucking bitches out here call oh my high school sucked i hate i don't never go back to high school bullshit i i didn't like my high school my high school was full of drunks and drugs oh and you play and you're trying to get a scholarship so you because you can't pay for school and you got a bunch of guys drunk on the sideline on the fucking football team we were a couple games our guys came drunk that's they would get hammered before the game that's terrible and it fucking sucked because you know what they fucked me over because now they look like shit i can't get what i need through the scout to come see me so i was i was very pissed off so i was not into i didn't have my first drink, alcohol drink, until I was 21.

Wow, a rarity. Fuck, yeah.

see me so i was i was very pissed off so i was not into i didn't have my first drink alcohol drink until i was 21 wow a rarity fuck yeah i turned 21 and the fall that's winter semester started like after martin luther king's day that's when i had my drink with the boys roman coke roman coke yep and that was it but i was like very but if you asked me to go back and do it all over fuck yeah i would if i if i knew what i could do now if i knew what i knew now yeah I'll see you what you want to hear things like that guarantees you need to get but my mom and dad they didn't know nothing so it was and it's not their fault because they didn't know nothing my dad didn't graduate from high school my mom graduated from high school my dad didn't and my dad was my dad was a lazy motherfucker he wouldn't get up and do nothing he would go to my games and all that and all that so but yeah he would never he was never a sports guy he liked watching sports and stuff like that and all that so but like i said i'm glad to be old because i got to live the life that i got to live and i feel sorry for these young cats coming up where everything's on fucking line everything you say something stupid it's there forever Like they pull shit from Twitter from 2020.

Forever ago. 20, 2007 when Twitter first opened. Oh, look at what they said. Okay, yeah, so? Did they say it yesterday? No. Okay, then who cares? Then everyone starts being a damn judge and jury. Oh, let's get rid of this person. He said something about black people in 2010. Like, like, okay, so, you know, people change. That's another thing why I didn't like the Democrat Party when I was in that. People can never change? People can never change. Those are motherfuckers. They could change if it was for them, if it was with them. But if it was against them, oh, no one could change.

They're always that way. Like, you know, what was that one dude from the KKK? He was in West Virginia. Bird, I think it was. A guy in Congress was Bird. He was the leader of the KKK. It's okay for him to be the leader of the KKK, but if it was a Republican, oh, fuck. It would be hell to pay. But he can change from being a racist motherfucker to he loves everybody to where someone said something in high school about a black person or a Hispanic person. Oh, you're forever racist to them. That's what I didn't like about it either. Because I go, people change. I go, just like in swinging.

My things have changed over the years. I was selfish as shit when I was in my 20s. I wouldn't give a fuck if you got laid as long as I got laid. Yeah.

Now it's fucking, I don't even want want to fuck anybody else i just want to fuck you and watch you fuck other people and to me i'm fucking i think that's amazing what to let other people watch you fuck other people have the involvement where i was so selfish i didn't care about your satisfaction now it's about 100 about you yeah that i think that's you get your nut first then i can get mine i think that comes with some maturity as well yeah i don't know i don't know if i'm mature enough you roll your eyes you say that but well i'm just saying it's just it's just weird to me when i see look back at my life and look how selfish i was back then and how now it's just like you want to go out you go ac i'm horny i just want to get fucked by a bunch of i just want to fuck a have a foursome or something all right i'll find it sure no care foursome could be three guys and you or another couple i don't have to watch i mean i don't have to participate i could just watch because you never know i might not be at the cup of tea like you know couples don't take one for the teams to sort of say so you know i'll sit back and relax and let you have the fun you know that because i did that last year with the girl which i i think i told you about that girl young girl girl, 31.

I really liked her. Broke my heart. Really sexy. Well, she's from here. Really sexy 31-year-old. She's from the same state as I'm from, so we got that connection there. We all know about the same shit and all that, so it was great. Plus, you know, I'm, fuck, almost 17 years older than her. So we don't have a lot in common. Like, she video games. She plays video games. I was never a video. Did you play video games? No. I never played video games either. I got so bored of it that I found pussy, and I'm like, uh-oh. Pussy, you women ruined my life. You're welcome. Yeah, you fuckers.

Once you get that first taste of pussy, I mean, you just want it more. It's pretty great. When did you win? What age did you lose your virginity? I was 17. Shit. You want to know how much the whole life was? Years... I was very young. How old? 13. Okay, I was going to guess 14. No, I was 13. Okay, that's young. I was in 8th grade. Wowie. I still remember the girl. I bet you do. You know what? I should Google her, see if I could find her so I could fuck her again. Don't do that. Why? Don't do that. So I could tell her I got better. No. Why? Let sleeping dogs lie.

What happens if she wants a piece of the AC Here again I wonder if I was her first I don't know Because she spread her legs really easy for me I don't even think I asked to fuck her You know To think back We fucked her in her basement I fucked her in her mom and dad's basement And I remember she grabbed me And said let's go downstairs We fucked her in her sister's bed Oh my god Thank you.

mom and dad's basement and i remember she grabbed me said let's go downstairs to her sister we fucked in her sister's bed oh my god and she just took her pants off and said fuck me i don't i don't i didn't ask that's astonishing we would fuck like eight nine ten times a night Oh, my God. We would. And we never wore a condom. She never got pregnant got lucky i got a great pullout game oh my goodness i think that first time lasted like 10 seconds oh my god fuck man it was it was like i, I want to go back to prove I was better. I'm better. But like I said, she could be dead for all I know.

I don't know. That's another weird thing about getting old, though. The people dying. Oh, this sucks. Yeah. So anyways, so let's go back. Let's get back on topic with sex and all that. They talk about small gang bangs.

You don't want to do a small gang bang or anything like that not good couple guys i'm good so what got you into it then what what decided that you want to have it was because of the bisexuality that you like i can have both first well i just want to what got you into it if it wasn't for at all the dick and all that what got you to say hey you know what me and my i want my husband and i to have sex with other people what hit that in your brain because you weren't you didn't do you said you didn't do this shit before you got married no so some of it was what i wanted moving forward at that point in our marriage right uh and then some of it was what he wanted moving forward at that point in our marriage right and so he wanted that classic uh female female oh the good old female female male threesome i know.

And I thought this is like a boyhood dream. Like, you've got to be kidding me because he had said it before, but I didn't believe him. I thought like this is such a college age trope, you know, I know. It kind of is, though. It is. Yes. But can you blame a guy? No. You know, I never had one. Really? Come on. Nope. Come on. I swear to God, I never had a... I had one where there's other people in the room, like an orgy. Uh-huh. But I never had, like, it would just be me, you, and another girl in a hotel room by ourselves. Ladies, where are you? Fuck.

But, you know, honestly, right now i it's like one of those things well if it happens it happens if it don't it ain't no big deal no i would love to have one on the whole night with just two women but like i said it's not my goal my goal is to make sure my partner is happy and pleased for the night and she's going home happy with a smile on her face. And that's noble. That's wonderful. Well, I don't know. I don't know how noble it is, but Jesus, I'm just saying, I never had one. So, okay, go back to your husband. He wanted the male, female, female threesome. Right. So let me think here.

I think my brain totally forgot what it was going gonna say oh i hate that when it happens so sorry why are you sorry don't bother me i'm not the one missing it damn what um oh no i'm really riding the struggle bus. Yeah. I don't struggle too much. Struggling. Struggling. Don't worry about it. You'll be okay. I will come back to it. But anyways, all right. So he, he wanted the classic experience and you were like, Hey, why not? You're bisexual. You know you're bisexual still, right?

So at the time, I did not know, and I was just, like, ready to roll with it, and that was something he wanted to do, and so I was like, you know what? You've let me explore my wants, needs, desires. Let's explore your wants, needs, desires.

But you had to know a little bit to go hey yeah okay I'm cool with it did you have to know that you like pussy a little bit or you like no female no I just went all in knowing that like this is a thing that could happen and I was going to accept that and I and that's fine with me what's so funny it's all or nothing with you you're like you know, you're like every man's dream. Because you know how many guys would love their life to say, fuck it. Let's just go. Let's go. It's either a fuck yes or a fuck no. That's right. There's no like no, okay, well, I don't know.

Is there any rules that you're laying down? Yeah. Or you're just saying, fuck it, let's go, whatever's go whatever there were rules but um okay do you remember the rules oh god you're really digging i know i know it's so hard you gotta think with that brain of yours i know and you had to work all day today i did use my brain actually i used my brain some of today yes according to my boss i never use my brain so Don't worry about my brain some of today. Yes. According to my boss, I never use my brain, so don't worry about it. Oh, that's rough. Yeah. Oh, man. I can't talk about work.

I can't do it right now. Okay, well, let's go back to the fucking. Let's go back to the fucking. What were some of the rules? So the biggest one was we were both all in or not at all. What does that mean? It means it had to be two yeses. To the girl? Or the guy, whomever. Whatever the situation was. Oh, so he was okay with having a male, female, male threesome first? Two men first. He was okay with that. Yes. Okay, I like the guy. I know you don't, but I can respect that. Because I know a lot of guys are like, no, we're not doing another male.

Only way we're doing it is if another female is there. No, because he's like, you know what? I got mine. I want you to have yours. I can't remember which one. I respect that. I respect those couples more than I do. We don't fuck with single guys. Like, you ever see the ads in capital letters? No single guys. I have not. Well, okay. Well, I'm going to show you. Don't worry about it. But keep going. So he didn't care whatever. Whoever it was with. Whomever it was with.

That was one of the big rules so that meant if it it had to be two yeses i'm just counting they make us fucking count now they do math fucking problems to log into a swinger website so i'm just doing it okay okay well keep just keep going i'm so i gotta find one but don't worry about it so if it was if one of us said yes but the other person said no it was no then it was no okay i understand that and so there were a couple times where i said no or or he said no uh it didn't happen very often but we're like yeah okay you know we were we were both respected respectful of that decision i've never decided no so the first double yes was with the female i wish i could remember god damn it i know okay where did you meet the female that's what you know that's probably what a lot of couples want to know if they're listening they probably want to where did you meet this fucking girl online or at a club it was online i want to say one of the dating apps dating app not a swinger app i think it was bumble fuck bumble wow look at that it may have even been reddit but i don't recall i heard reddit's pretty good but i haven't had no success i only get people talking they don't want to fucking meet up so i've had some Thank you.

May have even been Reddit, but I don't recall. I heard Reddit's pretty good, but I haven't had no success. I only get people talking. They don't want to fucking meet up. I've had some success from Reddit. You ever got a pussy? Of course. That thing between your legs is like solid gold. Tastes like solid gold, too. Oh, my God. You want me to lie?

You want me tell you oh it's horrible smells bad taste bad no i really want me to tell you how nice it is okay exactly so shut up take the compliment i will i will say thank you yeah all right anyways so you guys have you find her on reddit you find her on bumble but it was not a swingers website no it was not so did you hear that people you can find your little female on a regular stating site you don't have to go to sdc or swing lifestyle.com to find your third unicorn that's true all right so how does it all go down then? Uh, we met, um, at a neutral location.

We had dinner and, um, Oh man, I'm jogging my memory. I'm, this is actually leading to an unsuccessful threesome. I don't think the three of us met up after that. We didn't hook up. We met up for dinner and that was it. And that was it.

For some reason we just connected up and that's why we ended up swingers because finding a unicorn was so hard it see because this is the problem where a lot of couples go wrong trying to find a unicorn the guy gets involved was your husband involved no i was doing the one talking good doing the talking good you did what i always tell couples i said the guy stay a million miles away because you don't need to talk to the girl you don't need to do nothing because a girl's gonna feel comfortable with another girl talking about shit okay right you're gonna be oh yeah you're gonna want to talk about the husband some guys some woman's husband you want to be talking to her you know you want the girls to do it and let the girls let your wife figure it all out you just stay a million miles away you just be the active participant in this what is it called it's a silent partner yeah and eventually once you build a little rapport and the third chick you're good there is uh it's just my dick hitting the microphone, I'm sorry.

I know, I'm hung like a horse. Did you ever see my sleeves that I got with my fucking eight, nine-inch cock sleeves? No. I got to show you those. No, that's new. I bought them like years ago, and they're realistic. The guy can make the skin move and all that if you want to pay for it. And it looks like a real cock. Fascinating. It's fucking huge. It stretched that pussy out. But anyways, keep going. So... You meet up for dinner. Nothing happens. Yeah. I don't remember what happened after that, honestly. Just... Life. Stars did not align. Life happens.

She got a free meal maybe pay for meal i don't remember it was a long time ago okay it just didn't work out but chances are you paid for it sure we can do that why not so we did find that once like i would do the shopping around for another woman and it was easier to make a connection that way. Because honestly, what woman is going to believe a married man that, hey, my wife knows that I'm on this dating app or whatever thing is, you can trust me. Right. Like it's just not going to go well. I know. And so eventually it's like, hey, let's meet up. Let's meet one-on-one.

And both her and I, and then her and him. And that way everybody has a chance to form their own opinion. Right. Taken out, whatever, whatever. So where did you meet this one you actually put it in? So we met up for Sushi. But where did you meet her from? Bumble again? Bumble. Wow. Well you knew that. Look at you. Your memory ain't going. Still there. No. So Bumble. Jesus Christ. So there you go people. Go to Bumble. That's pretty nice. Yeah. So and all that. So I don't know.

jesus christ so there you go people go to bumble that's very nice yeah so and all that so uh so you go to bumble go to bumble and you had a threesome so you meet for sushi and uh where's go from there and from their hotel room i think we went to gosh and from there hotel room i think we went to gosh you're really tasking me uh i'm so sorry i'm exhausted um i can't remember dude you don't remember what you guys did. I'm done. I think my brain is, like, quitting on me right now. Oh, you poor thing. All right, well, with that, then, we'll just get on out of here. I'm so sorry. That's all right.

We got two hours in. But anyways, the Duchess of Dick, she'll be back someday, hopefully, because she's always got some good shit. And hopefully they get this facebook stuff figured out where they can let this group in because there's some really important questions they were asking that really need to be answered by professionals that's you and me oh we're professionals now fuck yeah we are i guess we are but anyways remember to go to swinging single podcast.com yes i own website. Check out All Things AC. Find out what I'm doing, if I'm doing anything. I just put my podcast up, honestly.

I don't really got fucking time to be doing shit like that. I'm not fucking Swing Nation. I don't have all that time in the world to have an internet presence. So, like I said, if I could make $10,000 or more a month, you know what? I would do it. a hustle it is a hustle and you really do gotta hustle like the swing nation they fucking hustle they do a lot of shit they do parties and all that stuff i go i would go nuts because swingers are most the most needy people you might ever meet one thing they don't like i don I don't like this. Okay, great. You don't like that.

Okay, but someone else might like it. No, I don't like it. Okay, well, what do you want me to do? Just chill, enjoy. Swingers, just go out and fuck. Put your dick in your lady's mouth. Put it in her puss. Put it in her ass, whatever you be. And just enjoy life.

Because remember, there are men and women out there who are not enjoying life life there are men and women out there only fucking three times a year birthdays valentine's day and maybe 4th of july or christmas that's it be lucky that your wife lets you put your penis inside of another woman and vice versa ladies so with that shave your cock and balls gentlemen because you know, Dutchies of Dick don't like a hairy set of nuts. That's true. Yes. And we'll see you on the other side. This is the Swing and Singing Podcast with host AC Maxwell. Good night. Keep on swinging.