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Welcome, everybody, to the Swingin' Single Podcast. I'm your host, A.C. Maxwell, and I come to you live from Plano, Texas, at the Group in Color Hot Wife Party Hotel Takeover.
Yes, it's going to be a hot wife night, so gentlemen, bring those hard cocks, shave those cock and balls, ladies get all nice and cleaned up, looking good, smell good, and let's have some hot wife hot white fun now today we are going to talk about every man's fantasies and every seems like every other woman's fantasies the fantasy of the male female female threesome we talked about the male female male threesome last time now we're going to talk about the two ladies and i know you want don't want to miss this so sit back guys grab a bottle of lube get some tissues ladies sit on your man's face have some fun listen to the erotic stories from ac maxwell and the swinging single podcast the swinging single podcast with host ac maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only the opinions views and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host, AC Maxwell, and any featured guests or contributors, and do not necessarily represent those of the podcast's affiliates, sponsors, advertisers, or partners.
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all right yeah we're going to talk about're gonna talk about bisexual free females the male female female threesome that everyone has a fantasy about all the gentlemen some of the ladies now are having it but we gotta talk about first going to swinging single podcast.com go check out all things ac like i said check it out see where i'm gonna be at do all that great stuff also if you have any questions comments or anything like that go to swinging single podcast uh at gmail.com send me an email maybe you want to come on you want to defend the position you want to talk about something that i haven't talked about yet come on on don't worry about it you'll be treated nicely and all that great stuff but today we are going to talk about the male female female threesome and the do's and don'ts so you always wanted to have a threesome but you know it's getting tougher and tougher with you and your girl you can't find a girl you can't find a lady you can't find anybody and you're wondering is this for you yes the threesome is for you you just got to be able to know where to go and look for it what are some of the do's and don'ts because you know what as popular unpopular opinion it is couples are very creepy too you know so you got to be very careful um and all that stuff so you know it is what it is so i'm here to guide you so a male female threesome is a fantasy for a lot of people right it can be amazing or disaster so you need to know all the do's and don'ts so you can do it right and i got this at lovepanky.com and all that stuff so if you go to this website you can find it and it's pretty good so and all that stuff so you know take the get online google and check it out all right so one of the first things the male female threesome do's to remember one do draw up boundaries especially if you if one of the two ladies is your partner like if you're just going out and you go to the bar with your buddies and you end up tag teams and two girls tag team you, whatever, you know.
But if this is your girlfriend, your wife, your partner, you might want to talk about this. You need to decide beforehand what the party role is, like to entertain her while you watch or to provide full-on contact, you know, things like that. Getting it wrong could result in a divorce if you're lucky or a full John Wayne Bobbitt if you're not. And if you don't know who John Wayne Bobbitt was, that's the man who had his cock cut off from his crazy wife and all that stuff. So, you know, you don't want none of that. But with that, you need to know the boundaries. What's the purpose of the third?
So you want a third person. What is the purpose? Is she just going to play with your wife or girlfriend, your partner, or all three of you going to play? Because, you know, a threesome could just be the two ladies playing and you just sitting there watching and jerking off and fantasizing about it and watching it and having a great time. The second one you want to do, do divide time equally. Now, guys, gentlemen, listen to me and listen very carefully.
You don't want to listen to me when I say shave your cock and balls, balls but you better listen to this if you want to have another threesome ever in your life you need to pay attention to your wife the most your partner the most your girlfriend the most because guess what she's going to throw that shit right back in your face and you know what you don't want to say no she's not like that bullshit every woman's like that they'll throw that shit back in your face as an experienced person that worked at all the clubs and all that stuff guess what you will be have that shit thrown back in your face and in trouble sooner or later all right if you don't listen to me so divide your time equally one of the key mistakes that people get wrong in the threesome is not dividing their time equally i don't know how many times you have to see the fights and all that stuff but you know hey don't take my word for it getting the fight let me see what happens focus on pond one too much and the other is likely to get in a huff and march off spoiling the whole thing all right now are you really worried you could be gentlemen and a lady and care about what the third is, all that.
If this is just a one-off, you might not really care what the third's feelings are. But I'm telling you, gentlemen, make sure your wife feels that you're paying attention to her. You're putting most of the attention on her. Do not put all the attention on the third, even if the third is better looking than your wife.
you know what it happens guys happen ladies sometimes you're just you know and all that stuff so who knows do keep busy in a similar vein as the last point you potentially see twice as much pleasure from a threesome but also have twice as many people to keep happy laziness is not likely to go down too well so you don't want to be sent back and relaxed like the guys with the big cocks who think that could just stick your dick in your vagina and hey it's going to get her off you have to do something just like now you have to be able to do something with your ladies make sure you are keeping busy because if you keep busy also what could happen you can also lose the you, I guess you could lose your erection and all that stuff.
And you don't want to lose that because you don't want to be no limp dick bastard when and when you have to, you know, do the deed. And it's going to be sad when you have two pussies in front of you and you can't enter any of them because you're a limp dick. All right. Number four, do take it one step at a time.
If it your first time it's going to be awkward don't worry about it it's awkward for everybody build up to the event find someone who's willing to get to know you first so find a lady who's going to be able to want to get to know you uh and all that stuff now if you just go to a swinger club and it happened to be a single girl there she's down you're down these things are going to be thrown out the window a lot of them but if you're standing from the ground up you don't want to go to a club you don't have a club in your area this is what you should be doing this way everyone will feel comfortable when it comes to the actual act now i don't know how many times couples fuck themselves because guess what couples can be creepy too i don't know why a single guy well see i know why single guys get it because they don't have no pussy a single guy could be creepy all the time he brings a girl with them all of a sudden he's non-creepy anymore and people want to talk to him i had that experience so i know what i'm talking about same thing with couples when you're with a single girl you know what you can be creepy too you can creep out the single girl just as much as the single guy can creep everybody else.
So you got to be very careful that you don't creep people out like the single women because the single women are hard to come by. A true bisexual female, the unicorn that you want to call them and all that stuff.
So, you know, you want to be able to, you know, chill, get to know the person, act like they're just there more for sex, even though that's what they're really know show her that you actually give a shit about her and all that stuff so you she don't feel like she's just a piece of me because remember this is women these are women after all men we can care less men will fuck anything and do anything look at i'm a prime example i'll do anything with anyone as long as they treat me nice but with women it's a whole different story so you gotta you know take it one step at a time don't be in a hurry don't be in a rush number five do play some appropriate music oh get some mute music music is really good for setting the scene for and for hiding embarrassing noises and sciences like a queef or a fart i don't know i don't know i don't think i ever ate a girl out went down on a girl and she ever farted or anything like that i've been with them when they farted when we're fucking because they lose uh you know muscle whatever and they fart and it's no big deal it's human nature but you know you just want to take care of that stuff um and to get going and also the music and drown it out just make sure it's appropriate music all right i know some rap whatever put something on that's going to be appropriate ask the lady that she's have that you're having a threesome with what's she like does she like what type of music she likes and shit like that so you know it is what it is uh trash metal or acapella are less likely to get your guests gushing than screaming or exploding with laughter and all that stuff Number number six do listen to each other if someone tells you you're not comfortable with something listen to them and respect their wishes a sudden lunge and blaming it on hitting the wrong hole is not going to go over well make sure you put those boundaries in when you put those boundaries this should take care of itself no anal cream pie condoms uh no oral sex stuff like that no kissing stuff like that and you got to put that out there and you got to listen do not try to break the rules because if you try to break the rule then guess what you're going to get in trouble and it's just going to make everybody angry all right sorry everybody i'm trying to get this reservation got a hot wipe i'm meeting today at the hot wipe party for dinner seven do play safe if you're inviting someone into your bedroom whose sexual history you are not aware of then make sure tractor tire rubber is adopted at all times remember they could tell you they're clean and all that until you see documentation there's you Do not trust not trust that person i don't care how beautiful she is they can have something or you may just be take something away from the experience that you're not uh expecting like herpes hiv chlamydia gonorrhea all those stds and just be extra sure ensure you have a bumper pack of condoms around so you can switch the new ones each time you're switching penetration now this is this is that is key because i don't know how many times i've seen guys go from one pussy to another with the condom on so basically you're protecting yourself but the girls that you're doing it to you're not protecting them because their stuff is going to be on there and it's going to be bad so i suggest invest it in a 12 pack or 24 pack of condoms and if you and your girl are still doing wearing condoms and all that stuff then you know make sure you know you take it off every time you changed a partner and all that stuff so go in you go in one you go out take the condom out put a new one in go in the next girl same thing keep going back and forth go back and forth because you don't want to be doing that and you can exchange fluids that way and you can exchange stds that way or you can give the girls one hell of a yeast infection which is a no-go either and all that stuff so you know you got to be very careful when you're doing this and be safe.
So do play safe. I always recommend. And if you're not going to play safe, make sure you're on birth control or something so we don't have any babies. Eight, do choose your sources wisely. When looking for a third person, if they're not already known to you, try and go through specialized swinging sites where there are thorough filtering methods available rather than an open source human marketplace where all kinds of cycles are hanging out, like Craigslist or Backpages or Telegram, something like that. Do word of mouth. Find some. You know a couple?
Ask them if they have any recommendations for a single girl and all that stuff. Go on SDCSwingingLifestyle.com. Go to Cassidy.com. Go to those websites. Find them. Go to your club. See if there's any single girls there and all that stuff.
that might be a long shot but you know hey whatever you got to find it also you know what if you have friends she has girlfriends that she don't mind you sleeping with fuck it go there i don't recommend it but you know what go ahead do it see what happens and all that stuff i like i said i don't personally recommend it, but, you know, people are going to do what they're going to do. Nine, do choose your third person wisely. Sometimes the closer someone already is to you, the easier and more relaxed it might appear to be.
However, tell that to your girlfriend three months down the line when her best friend turned threesome bubbly buddy suddenly develops an obsession with you. It's very awkward, and I've seen this happen a lot of times with both men and women. Guy invites his boy over to fuck his wife, and all of a sudden, the man's over there all the time trying to fuck his wife and all that, and vice versa.
When a girl goes there, she develops feelings for either the man or the wife, and now you've got really a fucking problem problem there and i try to tell people you are not going to like what you're going to always get so you got to be very careful that's why i say don't do with friends don't ever swing with friends couples don't swing with other friends couples and all that stuff i would just wait and find a stranger that you can do it because it'll be a lot easier to tell them no and it get you out get them out of your life and all that stuff do take it slowly there's no stopwatch taken away that you have to complete proceedings by even more than usual threesome sex needs to be built up slowly in order to foster the necessary relaxed state just take it easy and let the feeling happen naturally now you're going to be able to do this in a fly once you become experienced and you've done it time and time again, five years, 10 years down the road, you're going to be able to do that.
You're not going to have to worry about the time and all that the first time, but the first time you need to let it take, take time. Don't be in a hurry. Don't let that blood rush to your genitals, ladies and gentlemen, and you forget everything that I have told you or anything that common sense have told you because it will just mess everything up. You'll be fine. Like I said, Swingin' will be there tomorrow. Swingin' will be there next week. Swingin' will be there a month from now. Swingin' will be here 50 to 100 years from now. So it's not going anywhere. You guys are going to be fine.
So take your time. Eleven, do get consent from all parties. This might sound obvious, but you have to make sure that all three people give their enthusiastic consent. Some people might say yes to a male, female, female threesome, but they might only do it to please the other person. So be brutally honest with everyone to make sure everyone really wants to do that. Yeah, like the wife that swings because her husband wants to swing. She is not really into it, but the husband is, so she does it anyways. That's not really full consent, all right?
You want to make sure your wife, your girlfriend, your partner's into it, and the third person female you pick is into it also, all right? Because then you're just going to have a lot of fucking problems. So those are some of the do's, and I think they're pretty good do's, so take it or leave it, whatever you want to do. Now, let's talk about the don'ts. The don'ts of the male, female, female threesome. One, and I would like to say this is obvious, but for a lot of couples, it don't work. It's not obvious because they're not pretty bright. One, don't get drunk.
A little bit of alcohol is fine for loosening up, but get drunk, and you might not only affect your performance, but even scare or disgust your guest. Not everyone is happy to offer themselves up to a drunkard, all right?
And I don't know how many times this happens all the time guys at the club girls at the club get too drunk she can't even walk you ruin the night for everybody not only do you ruin the night for your partner but you ruin the night for everybody else who's hoping to get a little piece of that uh poo nanny that you have and same thing with guys you sit there you get too drunk oh my god you can't get hard anymore guess what you ruin the night for everybody your wife any other girl that might might be blessed with your penis entering inside of them now you just ruin it for everybody so you don't and you ruin it most for you because now you're not getting any action so you know you got to sit there and have a limp dick and get made fun on the swing single podcast with uh without shaving your cock and balls remember to shave your cock and balls and i get to make fun of you call you a limp dick bastard all right or limp dick bitch because that's what you're going to be you don't want alcohol to fuck it up so have a couple drinks and that's it don't do anything else number two don't clock watch yes you have to divide your time equally but don't make the mistake of an exact allocation of attention.
Going down on one lady and counting to 60 before swapping over again isn't really responding to the situation in the natural way that is necessary to make it work. Give equal attention, but do so organically. And like I said, your first time, you might have to clock watch or you might have to keep in mind. But as you get more experience in this, you have more female, male, I mean, female, female, male threesomes. You'll have, you'll be able to, it'll be in your brain. You just know when to switch. You know by the look, the feel, and all that stuff. You know when to switch it up.
So don't clock a lot. Try not to clock watch and all that stuff. Three, don't make assumptions about taste and standards. Just because you like something doesn't mean others will. Think twice before you get out the handcuffs and the get mask, all right? So you don't know she's going to be into that masking stuff and all that stuff. You don't know she's going to be in the handcuffs and all that. She might just want, you know, a piece of ass, a piece of dick, some good dick, get down and eat some pussy and that's it. That's all she the third wants. So you don't know. Always It's okay. It's her.
Ask her, see what she likes rimming. Maybe she doesn't like oral stuff like that or anything like that. She don't want the woman to go down on her. Ask her, see what she likes. Number four, don't film without permission. Not only is this a violation of trust, but it could also lead to time behind bars in some parts of the world. No matter how smoking they are, they probably aren't worth the trauma of shacking up with an enormous seven-foot biker for the next three months, all right? I would say, why the fuck are you worried about filming?
You need to worry about fucking pleasing these two women. You have a goal to make sure you fuck those two women the best fuck they ever had. So guess what? They might come back for more. So your wife likes it. Your partner likes it or whatever.
the third likes it and she wants now she wants to be friends with you and you'll have more and more threesomes put the camera down focus on them you young generation wants to film every single interaction you don't have to film sex and all that you just do you just go out have fun get laid all that stuff number five don't force the issue don't try to force a threesome upon a partner yes if you do and she agrees then later down the line it could lead to serious trust issues and potentially separation if she isn't up for it then suck it up and look for something else to spice up your love life i don't know how many times people sit there or do that and i see that all the time that people always are trying to force their partner now you see more and more women trying to force their partner into their male partner into doing things and that's kind of that was odd because you know like i said i grew up in a time where nine hundred percent of the time it's always the male's uh ideal to do this where now is the females uh saying hey i want to try this let's try this honey so but don't you know force the issue with your partner put the plant the seed into her head and say hey you ever think about having a threesome with another girl and talk about it for a while then after that let it let it lay at the bed, let it simmer in her head, and maybe a month, maybe six months, or maybe a year from now, she talks about it like she wants to try it now.
You just don't know. She might not be in the right place in the relationship for her to have another woman fuck you. She might be in the right place years from now for to let a woman fuck you.
So it just all depends on where she is at in her head and don't force it on her don't bring it up every single night or every week and all that stuff because it's just going to get annoying to her and all that stuff number six of the don'ts don't rinse and repeat doing one thing to one lady and then repeating everything exactly the same on the other is not going to work everyone is different and you're just going to have to learn what works best for each like i said you know how to eat your wife's pussy you have to learn and pay attention how do we eat the other girl's pussy now you might get lucky where they both like the same shit who knows but you know what your wife likes but you don't know what the girl likes so you have to pay attention when you're going down on her pay attention to what how her moans and what she's feeling uh how wet she's getting or how tight her pussies if you got your finger and you're licking her clit you got your finger inside of her is her pussy throbbing where it starts gripping your finger that's inside of her because she might like that stuff so you just don't know everybody so you know you you know you try to do those things and all that stuff so you got to figure out what she likes does your wife like it hard does the girl the new the new girl like it's soft and romantic stuff you know right so you can't do what you do to your wife to this girl to this lady your third you have to figure out what she likes and that's why i said open communication talk and let you know and she'll let you know what she likes Thank you.
do what you do to your wife to this girl to this lady your third you have to figure out what she likes and that's why i said open communication talk and let you know and she'll let you know what she likes seven don't just lie there you have some work to do buddy so stop acting like a spare wheel and start putting in the time or you might just get left alone yeah if you ain't no good in bed guess what the two ladies might just take off and go on their own and fucking do it that's another thing a lot of guys don't understand when they come to the male female female threesome you might open pandora's box where she's like i don't know if i like dick maybe i like pussy a little more so you know what when you get those two girls you better be sticking your dick and trying to fuck the shit out of your girl trying to make her feel great and do all that stuff because guess what because someone else will do it for you and you don't want your you don't want to be one of these swinger couples that end up being separated or divorced because they're moving on to another partner that gave it gave them good wood or good pussy eating you know what i'm saying so don't sit there and lie there and all that great stuff eight don't expect scarlett johansson real life isn't exactly like the movie Thank you.
you know what i'm saying so don't sit there and lie there and all that great stuff eight don't expect scarlett johansson real life isn't exactly like the movies if you're expecting your threesome to turn out like vicky christina barcelona think again that third person might just turn out to be well not quite as attractive as you hope for in which case it's up to you to make the most of it like i said you shouldn't wear your swinger youinger you shouldn't worry about the looks and i don't and it's sad that people have gotten away where now they're shallow they got to have a certain look like i see a lot of couples put ads out you got to be fit you can't you and all that stuff you got to be six foot tall to ride her and i haven't even talked to her you got to be a certain age and all that stuff that should be thrown out the window because it's all about sex we're not dating you're just having sex with people you can say you can say you're making a connection all you want but we all know that's not true you're not having that connection so you know you just got to be able to do you know what you got to do have fun and all that stuff don't expect like i said don't expect supermodels now if you get a supermodel congratulations but sometimes you know you're not going to get a supermodel and it's gonna be and it's okay you'll be all right number nine don't close yourself off to new experiences what's the point in trying something as radical as a threesome and then getting screamish about every new thing that comes up live a little you know dude live a little no let some girl lick your asshole maybe let her put a strap on and let them fuck you let you be the split roast and all that stuff you know Here we go.
Live a little, you know, dude. Live a little. No? Let some girl lick your ass off. Maybe let her put a strap on and let them fuck you. Let you be the split roast and all that stuff. You know? You might like getting it fucked in the ass. You never know. So don't close yourself off on a lot of things and all that stuff. Number 10. Don't forget to prepare. Your guests are unlikely to be impressed by crusty bedsheets and musky odor. Adorn the bed with fresh linens. Get out the scented candles and put on some relaxing music. A well-set scene is more often than not a highly rewarding one.
Now, granted, if you go to a swingers' club, you're not going to get this. But they're there for a reason. You're there for a reason. You're going to be all right. Now, but if you invite someone back to your home, do this for them. Clean up a little bit. I don't know how many times I've, places I've been to a couple's house, it's a pigsty. It's horrible, it's dirty, and it's just a turnoff. And it's just like, ah, I can't do this tonight. I got to do something else, yada. So, you know, it is what it is. All right. Eleven, don't get attached.
Having sex with another human being can bond them together. The sexual act releases oxytocin in people's brains, which is feel-good bonding hormone. So it might be difficult not to get emotionally attached to one or both of the partners you're doing it with, especially if it's a regular thing. But getting emotionally attached can really complicate everything.
Like I said, we got to go back to the way swinging was it was just purely sex we got to go back to european style european style it's only sex like i said if you need a connection that is a recipe for disaster now if you just had to talk to them for five minutes knowing that they're not a complete asshole or complete fucking idiot that's fine but if you need to have a connection you need to have that bond already with that person i'm warning you it can lead to disaster in your main relationship because you might start having feelings for the other person that other person might have started having feelings for you and people are crazy people are batshit crazy in this world now nowadays and you just gotta to be very careful very careful be very careful that's all i'm saying number 12 don't have a threesome with your partner if you can help it a lot of couples have a threesome together with another person but that can really make things uncomfortable not only for the couple but for the third person seeing your partner engaging sexual activities with another person can create a lot of jealousy and resentment so ideally three people that male female female threesomes should be three single consenting adults now we're talking about swingers do have the threesome with your partner with your wife and all that stuff but be prepared to watch your person with your wife with another woman don't get jealous because she's moaning and groaning more than she moans and groans with you it's new experience it's a new thing she she is going to be all right you're going to be all right you're going to make it trust me you'll make it but you know just be very careful when you do this because like i said you don't want to open pandora's box because you can't close it you're never going to be able to close it again it's out there it's done all right so make sure this is what you want to do all right let's see 13 don't ignore anyone when people are used to are so used to having sex with one person at a time it can be complicated trying trying to include a third person.
So you might get going with one of them, and the other will just sit there watching and feeling ignored. Make sure everyone is participating and no one is feeling that doubt. Now, remember, you can always look up threesome positions, and that would probably be a good guide to positions where you keep both people involved. Like one can ride your cowboy, one can sit on your face. One could be doing doggy style, and the other one could be going down on the person that is getting doggy or, you know, the receiving end of the doggy and stuff like that and so on and so on.
So I would recommend going to Google, just look up threesomes, different threesome positions, and go through there. Go do all of them. That would be a great, you know, fun little thing, icebreaker, you know. See how many threesomes you can do. And we'll talk about the threesome positions later. And the 14th, don't forget aftercare. When people have the threesome, many times they don't think about the consequences. This includes how they should act when it's over. Should everyone cuddle together?
Or should you immediately get dressed to go home, talking ahead ahead of time and coming up with a plan for aftercare is important as well is that lady staying the night at your house if you invited her over your house uh you know are you guys going to cuddle together or is this just a wham bam thinking man get on out of here you know you know it is what it is so you got to think about that aftercare clean yourself clean both of yourselves up clean up the room put the condoms away throw them away throw them in the trash whatever guys clean your dicks ladies clean get deep inside your vaginas and all that so you don't get no utis you have a lot of germs going out in those positions so you know you got a lot of extra clean up to do so make sure you do all that make sure you take care of yourself make sure you clean get tested and all that stuff uh let's see now let's talk about those positions that you can go into all right the double dip for this position two women lie on top of each other in the missionary position then the man crotches down in between the woman's legs and the woman can alternate with penetration the women can alternate with the penetration This is a great position when two people want to focus on one another and the third who wants to sit back and watch before they join in the front.
That could be a nice one. Second one, doggy train. The woman should get on their hands and knees with one in front of the other. The person in the back will finger and perform all sex on the person in the front. Meanwhile, the man stands behind them and has sex with one of the women, doggy style. This position is intense and naughty. Nice. Like I said, I'm here to help you guys. Number three, tag team. One person should lay on her back at the end the bed bed. Then she should hang her legs over the edge.
The man should then kneel between her legs to have sex while the woman sits on the reclined person's face. If you really like performing oral sex, that's a great position to try. And if you're the person laying down, you can be the center of attention. Number four, double cowgirl. The man should be lying on the bed on his back. Then one woman should straddle his wrist and lower down onto his cock. The other woman should lower herself down on his face for all sex.
You'll be pretty close together in this position so everyone can have a good view of each other if you're on top you can even face the third person and kiss the five is what they call the voyeur two of the people will have sex in any position they want meanwhile the third person watches and masturbates if you're new to threesomes or are nervous about joining in this is a great warm warm-up. As you get more exciting from masturbating, you can add in more touching. Here's a good one. Six, 69 plus one. One person should lay on their back while the second goes on top in the normal 69 position.
The man then penetrates one from behind.
This one requires a a lot of balance but it's not but it's hot to have so many body parts in one spot i don't know i don't know so those are just some positions now like i said google them you can see pictures of them because like i said i need pictures i'm a visual so i need pictures to see and all that stuff you know to really go about maybe i'll have a threesome tonight at this hot white party i'll let you know how some of those positions go but anyways i think it's about time i gotta get going this is like i said it's a slow it's a quick one but i wanted to go and talk about having the male female threesome because you know equal opportunity we talked about the male female male threesome and i wanted to talk about the Male, female, female, mid threesome because, you know, equal opportunity.
We talked about the male, female, male threesome and I wanted to talk about the male, female, female threesome. So remember everybody, shave your cock and balls, gentlemen. And all that great stuff. Have fun and keep on swinging. Go to swingingsinglepodcast.com and swingingsinglepodcast at gmail.com. Amen. Keep on swinging and shave those cock and balls, gentlemen. I want to be the girl on my shoulder I want to be Thank you.
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