In today’s episode, host AC Maxwell dives into some of the biggest misconceptions surrounding the swinging lifestyle. Are swingers just looking to break up couples, or do most partners stay together? AC sheds light on relationship dynamics within the community and offers important warnings every newbie swinger should hear before taking the plunge. Plus, a candid and respectful discussion about confidence and self-perception for men with smaller penises in the lifestyle. Whether you’re curious or already part of the scene, this episode is packed with honest insights and valuable advice to help you navigate swinging with confidence.swingingsinglepodcast.comswingingsinglepodcast@gmail.com
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Welcome to the Swingin' Single Podcast with your host A.C. Maxwell, broadcasting from the legendary Upside Down Pineapple Studios here in the heart of Texas. So for over two decades, I've embraced the swingin' lifestyle as a single male, and on this show, I'm here to share my wildest tales and experiences with you. so gentlemen grab some losing tissues and for those with the spouses near them ladies sit on his face have some get cozy, and settle in for some uncensored, eye-opening stories on the Swinging Single Podcast. The Swinging Single Podcast with host A.C.
Maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. The opinions, views, and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host, AC Maxwell, and any featured guests or contributors, and do not necessarily represent those of the podcast's affiliates, sponsors, advertisers, or partners. Any information provided is given with the understanding that it does not constitute a contract, engagement, or formal advice.
The content of the podcast is protected fun and I feel no shame I smoke weed, eat pussy every day And I've always been at this game We have fun when we play this game Everybody knows my name We have fun when we play this game And I will never be your baby Cause I'm a motherfucking lady I hit the blunt like I'm Slim Shady Yeah, I'm a motherfucking lady And I've always been at this game Alright, just like her, I love eating pussy all day and every day welcome to the swing and single podcast i'm your host ac maxwell make sure you go to swing and single podcast.com check out all things ac remember gentlemen to shave your cock and balls then also why you after you shave your cock and balls gentlemen you ladies you got off your husband's face so he can take a breather.
Go to swingandsinglepodcasts at gmail.com. If you got any issues or anything you want me to come bring up on the podcast. If you want to be a guest on the podcast, just email me and we can talk and all that good stuff. Because I got a lot of things to say and I'm sure you do too. But today, our show is going to be with the Reddit crowd again. We're going to talk more about Reddit. We're going to talk a little bit about my time at the lovely, lovely Group in Keller Hotel Takeover, the Hotline Takeover. So let's talk about that first because I know you're all dying to hear what happened.
Well, you know, the Group in Keller, one of the best groups I've ever been involved in, one of the best party organizers that I've seen in the hotel takeover industry. I was doing a great job. Did my usual, went and got a room. But this time I had a theme room. I had the theme room of glory holes. So what I did, I made some cheap-ass glory holes.
i got uh room partition you know where you back when the movies the person goes behind the screen and they get changed and all that so i bought a three stage one so there was three holes i was able to cut out three holes had to measure it all that stuff for accuracy and all that great stuff and i tell you it was uh i guess it was a hick people said they liked it people loved to watch it not a lot of people not a lot of women used it uh i think about seven women total used the glory hole uh out of it but a lot of people were watching so you know i made some mistakes i learned what not to do i learned what to do and all that great stuff so you know it was a good learning experience so this is my first time having a theme room and i'm kind of hesitant of allowing people into my room because you know i got my wallet in there people like and people got fucking sticky fingers this day and age and i don't trust people that much so you know i was just you know cautious so i went and did it anyways and i had a great time like i said people were curious about it quite a few women seven ladies used the whole thing and all that stuff so it was great i put uh i on the wall i put you know i had sandbags to make sure the it wouldn't lean or anything like that remember it's a cheap ass thing so it wasn't really the well constructed something that i didn't have or anything that i would want to have because i thought it was kind of shitty but i would love to have a better setup but you know you just don't have that a lot of time and you don't have a lot of you know being the very first time i didn't want to put a lot of effort into it where no one was gonna be using it so first couple came in they checked it out people were coming in and out checking it out saying cool cool and all that stuff you know so finally uh one lady did an older couple came in she used it she started off sucking then she started fucking you know she bent over and all that great stuff and was fucking guys and sucking off guys and all that great stuff getting a nice fill up uh in her pussy so to speak then this lovely couple this younger couple comes in she tries it out she tried to tell me that the holes like you she don't suck dick but she loves to fuck and the holes were not tall big enough for her to fuck and i was like why don't you go back there bend over and i guarantee the holes will you be able to fuck with the holes and lo and behold i was correct i go i'm a mathematician i know what i'm fucking doing so yeah so i end up fucking her, uh fuck with the holes.
And lo and behold, I was correct. I go, I'm a mathematician. I know what I'm fucking doing. So, yeah, so I ended up fucking her through the hole and all that stuff. And it was great. It was a great night and everything like that. Like I said, it was great. You know, two halfway done, two loads already dumped and all that stuff. So that was great. Then, let's see, more people were coming in.
were coming in people were sucking more girls were fucking the last girl was really a really really uh uh glory hole lover she really her and her husband really loved it i made her squirt for the first time had to teach her husband how to make her squirt for the first time but she was very happy that she squirted for the very first time and you know i and i think i made a created a fan there so you know it was pretty good beautiful girl beautiful blonde never thought in a million years she'll be you know taking dick taking my dick at least and taking other people's dicks but she took every dick that came through the hole and she did it with the champion.
Met this little Brazilian, hot little single Brazilian girl. She went down on me while I was waiting my turn in the glory hole, and, you know, we end up exchanging numbers, and we're talking and all that stuff. So we're having a good time and all that stuff. So it was a good time and all that. Now, like I said, I really didn't go out. I was staying in my room. I was staying, you know, being a good host and all that stuff, trying to get people laid. Got a lot of guys laid. He's going to be like, oh, my God.
like i said i really didn't go out i was staying in my room i was staying you know being a good host and all that stuff trying to get people laid got a lot of guys laid you're welcome gentlemen uh for all that and all you know all that pussy i provided for you you don't have to thank me but you know the room what i learned is i should have turned what i need to do is turn the holes have the girls on the opposite side so when you walk in, you can see the girls working over the guys instead of the other way around because you see the guys' asses.
You guys can see all that stuff and the guys sucking. So the room is not, I don't know if it's really big enough for you for this type of adventure. I would have to figure it out. But I would want to see where the guys and where the people can watch the guys and girls getting, you know, having sex and stuff like that and giving them blowjobs and stuff like that. I do want to have a check of a reverse glory hole where a girl could lay on a bed and she is totally isolated from everybody, but people could fuck her.
She could be fucked on her back or she'd be bent over getting fucked but i want to bring that option next time that they have a hotel takeover i don't know but back to the girls that were fucking uh the older couple first one she she christian the uh glory hole and of course i got my suck on she gave me a blow job and you know gave her a nice mouthful of cum uh down her throat but she enjoyed and they end up texting me or actually emailing me thanking me and asking me if i'm going to go back in september which i i don't know i'll hopefully i'll go second one was the young group and you know she said she loved she doesn't like sucking dick but but she loves fucking.
And, you know, like I said, I proved her wrong. She could fuck through the gory hole. And I fucked her through the gory hole, dropped a nice load inside of her and all that. She's nice and young, about 28, 29 years old. So it was good. And she took it like a champ. She did a couple other guys and did other things probably that I don't know because I wasn't able to be social too much because of my theme room. Then the next couple, can't remember really too much.
Remember the last one, the blind, having a good time and all that, and the hot Brazilian girl that hopefully, you know, something turns out with this hot Brazilian girl.
But she lives up in Dallas, so, you know, it's kind of tough when you live houston and someone lives in dallas and all that stuff so it's kind of tough sometimes but you know you try to make it work out and all that so you know maybe have a play partner coming to a swinging club near you but it was a good time like i said you can never if you're if you want to be part of a good group group in color you want to go to hotel takeovers they do have hotel takeovers with couples and single females only no single men allowed once a month they do a hot wife party so you know if you don't like single men this is not the party for you so don't come don't be bitching about it but the people are great even the people that don't play with single guys are very nice they're very respectful and that's all you can ask for you know as a single guy that people show you some respect and shit like that because you know a lot of people don't they say they want respect but they don't give it back so anyways but it's called the group in color you can just go on the website and go on the website purchase tickets and stuff like that and they have a hotel takeover uh takeover every weekend so you know do what you got to do do do your thing and have a great time you know it's worth it like i've said the worst thing that's going to happen you're going to meet a group a great group of people and all that stuff so let's get it on let's go to reddit before that member gentlemen shave your cock and balls anyways so going to reddit seeing some more of the reddit problems you know one thing about reddit There's not, there's shave your cock and balls.
Anyways, so going to Reddit, seeing some more of the Reddit problems. You know, one thing about Reddit, there's not, there's an endless supply of problems and problems in the lifestyle. So let's look at the biggest misconceptions you feel in the community, the lifestyle community has. One of the biggest challenges I feel we have is the misconception that we, those in a lifestyle will just have sex with anyone.
Like we will just make any couple drop their clothes and have sex right there or when singles go to the club for the first time and think as someone owes them sex since they are there yes i'm sure for some that may be a thing and i am by no means trashing what they date what they want i'm just saying by the end large and large most couples in the lifestyle want some sort of physical and to some extent emotional connection we're not looking for lifelong friends in the club or with other couples however we would really we we have really have had really good experiences and remember all of them and often recall something funny or memorable from each what are your thoughts well my thoughts is one of the biggest is that yes it's a big fucking orgy i have seen very few in the 28 years i have seen limited amount of orgies or what i would consider or orgies where everyone's fucking everybody not guy on guy or anything like that but guy on girl girl on girl that's what i would consider orgy i have not seen a lot of them because you know you got people who are picky who don't want to screw that person that that person i haven't seen too many of those all right uh let's see i don't know about singles going and paying that they expect sex i I don't, I don't said i don't see this these problems that a lot of couples are saying they're having but i guess they're out there uh maybe because i'm paying attention or maybe i don't read into things when when someone says hi to me does it automatically mean they want to fuck me or anything like that but you know it is what it is so let's see what are some of the what else can we have um i don't know what else um let's see this is exactly why every newbie does not just does online dates they're afraid if they walk in the door of a club resort a large house party the door knocks behind you and get swinger to attack.
But once they realize that that's not the case in the lifestyle events, are like speed dating something, dozens and dozens of couples all at once. Yeah, I think people really think sometimes that, you know, it is one big orgy and all that. I got some others. Swingers are easy and will fuck anybody. Swingers are easy, but they're just not going to fuck anybody. Now, there are swingers that will fuck anybody. Those are my favorite swingers because that's what they're here for. They're here for sex.
Some swingers are not interested in your name, your sign, how many kids you have, or anything like that. They don't need that emotional connection.
And I always, I warn you newbie couples, watch out for that emotional connection because emotional connections can't end your relationship you your partner can fall in love with someone else now oh it ain't gonna happen to us ac we are in love yeah well a lot of couples are in love and 50 over 50 of those couples break up and get divorced all right swinging statistics are the same just because they're in swinging doesn't mean they're high they their divorce rate is low actually the divorce divorce rate and swinging relationships are the same as a vanilla relationship so it's 50 50 all right so don't do that clubs are all sex and there is an expectation that you play if you go i like i said there is no the clubs are getting i don't know if it's all clubs, but I know a lot of clubs, you know, some of the clubs are getting worse and worse where people don't want to play.
They don't, they just hang out and go and do stuff, stupid shit like that.
Another thing I think is men who get into the male, female, male threesome with their so-called cucks or any man that shares their wife with anyone is a cuck that's not true just because a cuck you got to understand what a cuck is cuck likes the humiliation aspect of it most guys don't like that shit they just know what their life wife wants their girlfriend wants their partner wants and they're gonna they're willing to give that to their partner because they love that partner because understand this women don't need us to get sex women control sex men control marriage swinging is sex swinging is not marriage so we don't control anything we the women control it so if a woman goes to her husband says i want to have two men that's my goal and that's all i'm going to do he really doesn't have the he he can say say no i'm not interested in that i don't want to do that uh we only want to we only want to be with couples i'll be bored and she she can always say well tough shit i'm gonna get what i want and all that and i say you know what give your wife what she wants because she's gonna give you what you want too i don't know how many times i say i see couples where they'll do that and um and the husband's happy because he gets what he wants okay maybe he has to be you know a third you know he has to be the third in some of his relationship part sometimes but you know that third will get him a third himself another woman so you know it's all right cucks just because a guy likes watching his wife fuck another man doesn't make him a cuck something like another swinging will fix a dead relationship or a dead bedroom no it doesn't you i remember you gotta remember people communication if you don't have communication it's never gonna work out you gotta communicate what you like and what you don't like do you like watching your wife get pounded back blown out by other men do you like watching your wife go down another woman do you like your husband fucking another communicate what you like and what you don't like.
Do you like watching your wife get pounded, back blown out by other men? Do you like watching your wife go down on another woman? Do you like your husband fucking another woman? Do you like your husband fucking another man? Do you like your husband fucking tickling some other woman's pussy and stuff like that? It's all kinds of things you've got to think about and all that. Some of the things I would think is about bulls and doms, people who call themselves a bull.
I don't't know why do you like to be called a bull what what about a being called an animal a fucking animal turns you on it makes you think you're a stud because when someone calls you a bull they're calling you a fucking animal it's like unicorns okay a unicorn is a mythical creature that doesn't exist so when you're going honey, you're fucking wasting your time because they don't exist. Why don't you go, why don't you just be a good couple and just go, we just want a single female that we can play with. Go unicorn. We're unicorn, honey. Like I see them on Reddit all the time.
We're unicorn hunters. Okay. So you're one of the worst people in their lifestyle. And I'm telling you, unicorn hunters are the worst people in their lifestyle. Not single men, not men not single women not couples but unicorn hunters because they're the most deceitful they treat other women single women like they're fucking garbage like they're trash they're meat and you know what i have a lot of single females to back me up on that shit just like the hot brazilian i met she don't fuck around with couples because she feels they treat her like a piece piece of meat.
And, you know, it is what it is. So, you know, let's see something. Another one. Ninety nine point nine percent of the lifestyle is arranged online or at sanctioned events in the clubs. While it definitely happens, most swinger couples aren't out of neighborhood bars trying to find sex partners. Yeah. You know.
Granted, it probably does happen more and more now because of fucking logorification of it the commercialization the monetizations of it but you know i don't think in the the time i've been alive i ever been approached at a regular bar to fuck some guy's wife or anything like that even when the couple i'm hanging out is vibing you know we just don't um i don't know i think that's pretty much i don't know what about the uh what are signs people always say what how can you tell a swinger from everybody else um you know i guess you could tell if they're a swinger if you go to a swinger website and they have a profile online but you know they people talked about the black rings always i remember those when the black rings were out then anklets hey but the anklets were for a woman that fucks other men then you got the upside down pineapples and i think the upside down pineapple has taken off it is the the symbol the national symbol for swingers nowadays so i know that but i don't know about black rings because i know people who have black rings that don't fucking like swingers think what we do is disgusting and shit like that so you know and all that so you know so that's some of the lifestyle what about you swinging single podcast at gmail.com check uh send me something what are some of the misconceptions about the lifestyle that you think are out there and all that stuff uh you know i really can't there's so many misconceptions i think the whole goddamn the whole lifestyle is a misconception i think so nowadays because of like i said the commercialization and the monetization of swinging people swingers or so-called swingers want to make money off of other swingers hosting parties shit like that and having podcasts and what having you pay ten dollars for the fucking only fans and all that because you know they're swingers you know things like that i personally don't think they're swingers i just think they're fucking porn stars like i said i would love to see these people outside when there's not a camera and see how they act do they fuck around with other people or is it only time they fuck you ever see them fucking around is Thank you.
They're fucking porn stars. Like I said, I would love to see these people outside when there's not a camera and see how they act. Do they fuck around with other people or is it only time they fuck you ever see them fucking around is the same fucking people they fuck on camera and all that stuff. And I know some so-called swingers, podcasters that do that where they don't fuck outside of the – they only fuck on camera.
They don't fuck other people and they only fuck the same people all the time time so how are you a swinger if you're just fucking the same fucking people you're a porn star but you know whatever it if it makes you happy fucking want paying ten dollars to see some fake ass people or this is a fake ass podcast talking about how great the lifestyle is and not talk about how dangerous it can be you know that's fine but that's not the show for me i i show you the good the bad the ugly and all that shit on my show because you know what i want you to be informed i don't want you to be making a stupid decision because you know what fucking sex is great sex is fun but it can ruin your relationship sometimes some things are more important growing older someone that you love is more important, you know, having a threesome once in a while or anything like that, guys.
Trust me. All right. Anyways, let's go. Do swingers typically stay as a couple? Now, when I read this, I was like, what is this? What does it mean? Do they talk about getting divorced? But let's listen. We are new to the lifestyle newbies and are trying to understand norms and how people interact. Oh, boy. Good luck on that one. Reading one of the recent topics about singles to your partner. Yeah, I guess. Well, I always say, like, if you have a go single or a let's not do it single, you got to come with singles. You got to be able to communicate.
And once you lifestyle when you're new it's difficult but once you become a veteran it's just gonna become second nature because you know what nowadays when i first started we would have singles nowadays i'm just like nah we're not interested buddy or we're not interested as you as a couple bye see you later thank you thank you have a nice day maybe later i have no problem telling telling people no to their face. I got to wonder whether it's most common for swingers to always remain as a couple. Forgive me if that is the point, but I know it's hard for all four people to be feeling it.
Why does it need to be a couple with a couple? Good question. Why does it always have to be a couple with a couple? Well, that's because some of these couples have a lot of boundaries, and these boundaries say we only play together. You've got to respect that. Some couples have no boundaries where the wife can go off and fuck another person, the husband can go off and fuck another person. They don't have to be there. For whatever reason, it's their boundaries that they have. You've got to respect those boundaries. If you can't find four people, you know what you can do?
Find a couple that's okay with fucking, you know, having those boundaries where they can go off and play, have a threesome and stuff like that. So if my wife is filling it with another guy, but the wife thinks I'm hideous or I'm just, I just can't get past the way she smells.
Why can't my wife and the other husband, Justin Jones, who says they can't go off and off and do it ask it's okay with you that your wife goes off with that guy ask the wife is it okay that you two you know your wife takes my wife takes your husband and fuck or you know what why don't you just say is it okay that i just sit there and watch i don't want to fuck you but i I want to watch you fuck my wife. You could do that as a couple. Have a threesome while you watch. I am not so possessive of my wife that I have to have a partner for her to have a partner. Good. I like this guy.
They're going to have a long swing lifestyle, long marriage and all this. Because I think he really cares about his wife. He's showing it. He says, I don't care if my wife goes off and plays by herself. Because if I'm not feeling, listen, you're going to, if you really are a swinger, you're going to realize there's a lot of pussy out there. You don't have to fucking nail every single pussy every night and crush all the pussy in every club. It's okay for your wife to have one time where she has the time of her life. Then next weekend, you go out and you crush all the pussy you want.
It's and this gentleman says it's okay too let her fucking crush some dick i guess they call it comparison what is normal at lifestyle events is the way i think too outside the norm or do others feel this way um no it's normal couples usually stay with couples in the lifestyle, but like I said, you just got to find your group of people, your people. You're not thinking outside the norm. A lot of people probably think like this, but they just don't know how to act. Because a lot of people, when they get around sex and all that stuff, they just don't know how to talk to other people.
They don't know how to say, hey, let's go fuck. Let's go play. Because they're losing that human beings are losing the ability to communicate with each other properly look how people talk to each other some of these you get some of the rudest motherfuckers on the planet talk to you and yet no one smacks the shit out of them when i was growing up i ever I ever talked rude to someone, didn't matter what age, I got slapped. And I got slapped by fucking strangers. It wasn't someone I know. It would be a fucking stranger telling me, don't talk to that person like that.
You know, I got slapped quite a lot. So I learned how to talk to women and how to talk to men and stuff like that because, you know, I would get put in my place. Today, people say the dumbest shit. It's on TikTok. It gets a million views, and they make money off of it.
So now they don know how to talk to each other so people in the even and it's affecting the lifestyle we're now hey i don't know how to talk to someone you don't know how to say you want to fuck you can i fuck your wife can i fuck your husband it's not that hard i find you me and my wife find you both attractive would you like to go in the back and play with us? That's it. Pretty simple. Yes or no answer. Yes, they would. No, they don't. Okay, you move on. They say no, you move the fuck on. You go on with your life. But it's not, I don't think it's outside.
Dude, I don't think you're outside the norm.
I just think that people don't know how to talk to each other or people are too scared to say, hey, I want my wife to go off with someone someone and fuck her i want to go off with someone by myself without my wife and go fuck her you know i just think that's the problem nowadays so you know it's it's like i said it's gonna get tough and it's tough because social media is killing people's ability to fucking uh talk to people and all that stuff so newbies if you're out there don't be afraid to don't be shy you know you'll be all right warning to newbies uh-oh i know a lot of people considering getting into the lifestyle in particular swinging do their research about it here on reddit i just wanted to share some surprising aspects of getting into the lifestyle that you may not have heard about or considered.
Okay, well, you're going to hear it on the Swing and Single podcast. Things I noticed over the last four years. Good. Prepare for ignorance, rudeness, and less common courtesy than you would receive merging into a work zone on the highway.
You can spend days or weeks chatting with people online and they will ghost you for no reason yep i agree that's why i say don't bother with online shit go to a club now unless you are in an area where there's no club within 100 miles you're fucked you're gonna have to go through this shit but if you're like me you're in miami orlando tampa atlanta nashville any fucking major city with a million or more people you probably have a local swingers club just go there go visit it hopefully it's a nice place hopefully it's not run down and all that stuff but go there and you'll meet everybody and you won't have to worry about this now you're gonna have to worry about rudeness because people are fucking rude uh and all that stuff even in the swinging lifestyle i know shocker because you hear on everyone else's podcast hey how wonderful and how nice all the people are nope you're not a lot of clubs are clicky they're like high school it's like high school all over again the cool kids hang with the cool kids, and the nerds hang out with the nerds.
Fat people hang out with the fat people. All right? It's just the way it is. All right? So you're going to have rudeness there and all that stuff, maybe some ignorance. All right, what's another one? He says 50% don't know what they are looking for in their lifestyle or what their comfort level is, let alone what their partner's comfort level. I agree. Sometimes some people don't communicate what they want. A lot of women lack this. A lot of women do lack this ability to say to their husbands what they are looking for and what they want out of this. They just go with the flow.
They just make the husband happy. And they're miserable.
Look at some of the women want if you don't believe me you think ac's macwell maxwell is full of shit go to your local club don't play just look at the women there look how many of them look like they don't want to be there they have shit bitch bitch face written all over them they look like they're miserable but they're there because they love their husband and their husband wants to be there they don't smile stuff like that in houston you see that it's quite common when you go to the clubs you see these women that just don't look like they want to be there and i feel bad for them because they don't know how to communicate or whatever wreck lack lack of their husbands just don't give a shit about them because you know it and all that so there you go uh another 30 are dudes who just want to trade picks and whose wives probably don't even know that they're uh what they're up to i can't sure yeah i agree guys just want to guys are horny they just want to jack off the the new pictures of your wife and stuff like that.
Assholes. That's why I say stay off the fucking internet. You don't have this problem. A four-way attraction is as easy to find as Waldo in the dark. Yeah, like I said, a four-way connection. Stop with the fucking connection. You're a swinger. You're there to fucking stick dick and pussy and pussy, stick your pussy on some dick. Jump on some dick, man. You're trying to fucking get in there. Stop it with this. We need to be attracted. We have to have a connection, all right? You're going to be all right. If you need an attraction, you know what? You just might as well just date other people.
The ideal of women come first is very rare, which I think is bullshit because that's my number one rule. The woman comes first. Not nearly as much flirting and sexual buildup as I would have expected. It is as if men don't know how to pay a compliment to a woman. Well, the problem is if you pay a compliment to a woman and you're creepy, how you say it or how you look is to determine are you creepy or are you a nice guy.
If she doesn't you attractive and you say something that something about her you will get a creepy vibe off of her she will think you're creepy and she'll tell all her girlfriends how creepy this creepy guy at the club hit on him even if even if you are a part of a couple you'll still get that creepy vibe from her so she's not attracted to you so you know you can't really it has been programming a lot of men in this day and age with this dating shit and everything that you can't say this me too movie that you can't really say a lot of things like you can't say oh you your dress looks nice your hair looks great you know how you do your eyebrows looks good you got some great tits you got a great ass you got legs you know to die for if you say anything like that you can get in trouble nowadays so you know kind guys have kind of backed off so i don't i disagree with this i think if we went back to you know you know women taking compliments and saying hey you know when someone gives me a compliment i i don't give a fuck who it is could be the fattest woman on the planet or it could be the the skinniest woman in the planet that don't have a a muscle in her ass.
I'm going to take it. I appreciate it because I'm like, yeah, I was doing something a couple of days ago. I wore my suit out, three-piece suit, and a woman came out and said, oh, you look so nice and all that stuff. I'm like, thank you very much. And you know what? She was fucking ugly. But shit, I didn't give a shit. I was so happy. I felt better.
She made my my day that lady made my day but when it comes to a women men and women it's kind of hard to do that because you don't know how a woman is going to react even at a swingers club you might think well she'll she'll you know she'll appreciate that i think her tits look great or her ass looks great or her the miniskirt that she has on makes her look fucking sexy you don't know if that's going to set her off and she might get pissed off and there you are you're the single guy or you're the guy uh being cussed out by some women and guess what who you think they're who who do you think side everyone's going to take they're going to take the woman's side so you know so i don't think i think that complimenting women now is not the fault of men i I just think it's the fault of society that we live in.
Yes, clubs can be clicky. Any place can be. You need to put yourself out there. And finally, ED is streaming coming. I always tell people, if you're introverted, you're going to have to work hard. You're going to have to find that extrovert partner to help you out. ED, I just don't understand.
It's got to be the foods we're eating because you put a pussy in my face my dick gets hard i blow my nut 15 minutes later put a pussy in my face i get hard if you don't want to prove if you don't believe me meet me up at the grouping killer hot wife takeover in september buddy i'll tell you we'll we'll test my theory i guarantee i'm gonna get hard after 15 minutes of busting my nut with another woman because guess what fucking i love sex and i get turned on very easily i don't know what to tell you and i don't have that problem guys take pills guys stop eating fucking processed foods.
Do something. Go get your heart checked. Maybe you have a vein problem. Go do that. I think they have that fucking dick thing where they could open up your veins more by electronics and shit like that. So, you know, do something. But if you have a problem getting a heart on, when you got a new pussy in front of you, it's on you, man. You got to check yourself. You got to do better.
If you're a fat guy lose the weight go on ozempic do something lose that fucking weight you get a bigger dick too because your your fat pad will go down and shit like that so you look like you're hung stuff like that so you know you might get better erections i'm sure there are plenty of people in the lifestyle who will disagree with some of my insights that is fine it all comes down to expectations versus reality and i guess the my expectations going into this were set way too high uh i don't i wish i knew who's what he should have said what his expectations were and why they were high uh let's see do anyone says anything that's any worth uh uh let's see this is absolutely true my wife and i have been in the lifestyle for nearly nine years and we are very very selective of who we engage with or even more selective of our friend group okay so they're pricks probably we have a club that we go to where we are regulars and we know most of the other couples there are way too many men who pressure their girlfriends into getting in the lifestyle only to have them get hurt yeah of course i told you that i agree with that a lot of people there are three types of people people who are looking for friendships and connections that allow them to be to be their authentic sexual selves i don't know why that is you could be your authentic sexual self you don't need to be uh looking for a friendship and connection picture collectors who just want to get off on collecting images of everything everyone's else's wife yeah sure and predatory couples or males who are out there just to put a notch on their bedpost okay i don't think it's why is it predatory oh if they're looking for single women and they treat those single women like shit yeah those are predatory i guess if they treat people other people like shit but i don't know uh i don't know how many guys would think a couple's treating them like shit once the wife's bouncing on his cock or anything like that.
But okay, all right, good. Avoid the latter of the two. If you're going to be in a lifestyle, it is a community of like-minded people, and you have to respect the respect of everybody and never use people as means to an end. Guys, vanilla, over wrap overlap you got the same crazy motherfuckers in the vanilla world as you do in the swinging world or the lifestyle world you got those people you're always you're not getting rid of them when you say talk about respect that means you got to respect everyone. You got to respect a couple. You got to respect a single woman.
And something that you don't really want to do, respect a single man. A lot of you can't respect a single man. But you demand respect for everybody else. So, no, if you don't respect me, I don't respect you. So, you know, you got to do whatever you got to do, boys. And this place is just fucking, you know, the lifestyle is the lifestyle. Have fun with it. It doesn't have to be all serious. You don't have to sit there and make new connections for the rest of your life. You're not trying to find someone to grow old with.
You're just trying to find someone to for a while uh and all that stuff all right this is why i tell you to be very secret our secret life was awkwardly discovered we have always tried to be extremely discreet with this swinging my wife has been paranoid about this since we started experimenting a couple years ago a few months ago i made a profound sls with no face photos about a month later we received a message from a 19 year old friend of our son i tried denying who we were but he obviously recognized our living room in the photos i told my wife and i she was on the verge of having a panic attack he made some comments believing that he was talking to my wife that i didn't even tell my wife about i work with his father also he is persistent about being discreet and playing with my wife my wife is afraid he will tell our friends if we just ghost him i have been chatting with him pretending to be the wife until i can figure out how to handle it so be extra careful what you post if discretion is any importance to you lesson learned all right i hope he comes up with something but that's fucked up so that guy needs to get his ass whooped i'm just saying it i don't care you are blackmailing a couple and all that stuff now what you should do keep it all and just go to the police saying that he created a fake profile say you know what just say that's say, that's not us.
That's not us. Someone took our pictures and created that, you know? So, you know, I would just say, you know what? This is what's going to happen. Now, here comes the problem. He works with the dad, and that's going to cause a lot of problems, you know? Because the dad's always going to believe his son and stuff like that. But you know what? Let him keep lying to blackmail you. Put that shit out and post that to your dad. He goes, this is what kind of fucking man you raised? Someone trying to blackmail my wife? The fucking him? He posts his nude pictures.
He goes on a swingers website of my wife. Puts me and my wife on a swinger website. Yeah, I would just put the shit on him, his ass, you know? But, you know, these are the type of dudes that give their wives style. Single guys, you know, the problem. Now, I don't know. So a lesson you can learn here. Don't post anything in your house. Don't post anything around your house. Post pictures of you on a vacation. Post pictures of you at a hotel room. Post pictures of you at a restaurant.
But, you know, if you do post, if you've got a great picture of you and your wife at home, block out everything that's in the back and all that stuff. So I would do that. So, you know, you've got to just remember and all that stuff. Here's something. Let's see. Post the living room pic of you both clothed on your Facebook. If he attempts to prove to others he found a photo of you on a lifestyle site just for gain freaking ignorance and assume someone stole your pics.
Like I said, just say that it next step delete the profile start over in 90 days with uh ages a few years off a location a town over and ensure your photo background is in the scripts is unrecognizable i think that's good sexy hot wife that's a good advice i know just do that you know you don't have to tell anybody your business or anything like that just say someone stole our shit you know and i don't know i guess i don't know you'll be all right but the guy really needs is a piece of shit all right now here's something i always say size matters but this is something that says why the smallest guys often win big in the lifestyle i've been in the lifestyle for 20 years 15 of those as a single male in the last five years part of a married couple if there's one lesson that stands out above all the rest it it's this men are absolutely obsessed with the size of their manhood shit yeah just like women are the size of their tits we measure we compare we stress and we let it eat away at our confidence but here's the 100 truth learned over two decades of rare experience a man with four silent inches who can stay a card is king i'm gonna have to say yes to that nowadays because even guys these guys with these big dicks can't get hard in a group setting i mean a girl wants to get game banged come on guys you can't keep a heart on a girl offering up a free pussy to you you don't have to spend any money you can't get a heart on so much for having eight inches why because at the end of the day size isn't isn't the deciding factor in great sex or.
I agree. But the problem is a lot of couples are ignorant. They want a big cock for her to play with. Not knowing that some of these guys can't keep it up or are too pumped chumps and stuff like that. What matters is stamina, confidence, and the ability to stay present.
A partner who knows how to use what he has and who can maintain control and stay engaged is worth infinitely more than someone with extra length but no staying power in reality women and couples care far less about numbers than most men think well i'm sorry i have to disagree i think a lot of couples do in the swinging lifestyle could do care about numbers because you know go to a website where they're looking for men a lot of them nine out of ten eight out of ten will say looking for hung hunk only this size only they don't know i don't i don't ever hear uh ad saying we only want small only once in a while'll see one.
I think one is in fucking Tampa. She's always looking for small cock. I don't know why. But anyways, I just disagree. They want reality, passion, connection, and the ability to deliver pressure without stress or insecurity. Confidence trumps inches every single time.
Now, I think after a while, a couple gets burned by guys with big dicks they can't get hard i think it eats at the woman's uh inability to you know she starts questioning herself say why the fuck can i not get get anything why why these guys can't get hard with me i think that happens a lot and it's not the woman's fault ladies it's never your fault that a guy can't get hard it's his fault there's something wrong with him either it's his blood flow his diet all kinds his exercise routines or whatever it's also his mental state you know those are the problems but it's not you ladies don't worry about it so stop obsessing stop letting size dictate your self-worth if you can stay hard stay focused stay in the moment you're already ahead of 90 of of the competition.
That's the truth. No one tells you, but I lived it and I promise it's real. But the problem is if they don't want a big, small dick at first, when are you going to be able to get your chance to shine? See, that's the problem I have with this posting. Guys and small peckers don't get that chance all the time to shine. Now, when they do, they can shine, but if they don't get that chance at all at that club, so who's going to know that being small is king and shit like that? So let's see what the people have to say.
You're automatically a stud if you stay hard, go multiple rounds, confident, fine, cunning, real groom. Your size is relevant at that point. Yeah, but like I said, when get the chance to sign to shine in the whole world um let's see what else we have anything else that's good more than a decade in i can absolutely confirm this i do have to have chemistry with the partner and they do have to have a physical fitness all right some of these things i enjoy about average they don't bottom.
It's easy to sit up on top of them and grind on it and enjoy the blowjob because I can get the whole thing in my mouth. Okay, good job. All right, so this woman will, this couple will play with small guys, all right? Dick size matters to one-third of the women in couples. That's a lot. Staying hard matters to everyone. Good, that's 100%. If you If you can stay hard and you can get, and you got a big thick dick, it's going to get you places. If you can stay hard and you've got a smaller average dick, it's going to work out just fine for you as well with people who don't care about dick size.
Did you notice that he left out that the big thick dick is going to go places, but he left it out when he said the smaller to average dick will just work fine. He didn't say it's going to take you places. So, like I said, I still believe that dick size does, cock size does matter to a lot of people in the lifestyle. But, you know, I've come to the realization, I don't really give a shit anymore. If you don't like my size, that's fine. Go find someone else.
but don't the one that's going to regret it because I'm the one that's going to take you to pound town four or five times in the night and all that. So, you know, we'll see. But, you know, like I said, I would choose a smaller dick over a big dick for my girl anytime.
Because, like I said, I already smaller penises average penises always stay hard where the guys with big dicks you know they struggle to fucking stay hard and stuff like that and all that great stuff so you know it is what it is ladies and gentlemen all right let's get on out of here i gotta get out of here it's friday night so you know i, you know, I want to get on. Get it. Get my. Get my. Get it. Get it on. All right. Make sure you check out All Things AC. Go to SwingingSinglePodcast.com.
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I can barely keep all my confusion I can't play no games, can't keep my focus Yeah, did you notice?
