Join host AC Maxwell in today’s episode of the Swinging Single Podcast as we dive into the art of breaking the ice at swinger clubs—breaking down tips, tricks, and conversation starters to help you confidently connect with others. Plus, hear a bizarre and unforgettable story from a couple who had a truly strange foursome experience at the infamous Secret’s Hideaway. Whether you’re new to the lifestyle or a seasoned swinger, this episode is packed with insights and entertainment you won’t want to [email protected]
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Welcome to the Swingin' Single Podcast with your host AC Maxwell, broadcasting from the legendary Upside Down Pineapple Studios here in the heart of Texas. For over two decades, I embraced this swinging lifestyle as a single male. Oh yeah, a single male. And on this show, I'm here to share my wildest tales, fantasies, and experiences with you. So gentlemen, shave those cock and balls, grab some lube and some tissues for cleanup. And for those spouses out there, ladies, sit on his face. Make him squirt. Make him make you squirt down his fucking face. And get settled in. Get cozy.
Get settled in for some uncensored, eye-opening stories on the Swinging Single Podcast. The podcast with host ac maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only the opinions views and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host ac maxwell and any featured guests or contributors and do not necessarily represent those of the podcast's affiliates, sponsors, advertisers, or partners. Any information provided is given with the understanding that it does not constitute a contract, engagement, or formal advice.
The content of the podcast is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws. I have fun and I feel no shame I smoke weed, eat pussy every day And I've always been at this game We have fun when we play this game Everybody knows my name We have fun when we play this game And I will never be your way Oh yeah, welcome to another edition of the Swingin' Single Podcast. I'm your.C. Maxwell, coming to you live from the heart of Texas, the Upside Down Pineapple Studios.
Remember, go to A.C., check out all things A.C., go to swingandsinglepodcast.com and go to swingandsinglepodcast at gmail.com. They have any questions, comments, or any concerns or anything like that, something you want me to discuss on my show. I'm always open to suggestions. You know, I do this all by myself. Don't get paid. Don't ask for money or anything like that.
So something you want me to discuss on my show i'm always open to suggestions you know i gotta do this i do this all by myself don't get paid don't ask for money or anything like that so i gotta come up the shit myself so you know what give me some suggestions people and i'll be glad to have them on my show so you know i went to a swinger club tpc north last night with a date and I wanted to figure out why people don't talk to each other. Because, you know, a lot of them just sit there and stare at each other, drink, and do nothing.
And even when they're playing, they don't want to do anything. Which is fine, you know, if you don't want to get out there, you fucking suck. You know, you want to pay $80, $90 to go watch a bunch of people stare at each other and all that. That's your priority.
But for me date we were there for to have fun have sex and uh you know have sex with other people so you know i was trying to figure out ways to break the ice at a swingers club you know how do you get that initial conversation in from people to the uh to the other couples that you might be there or the other singles that you might be interested in we're going to talk about that today on the swing single podcast and we're also going to check on some reddit users i heard some interesting reddits on the swingers forum and i want to talk to you about and want to share my opinions you know because hey it's the swing single podcast it's my podcast i can do what i want to and all that stuff so you, those are the things we're going to cover.
And also, gentlemen, make sure you shave your cock and balls because, you know, shaving your cock and balls is very important for those ladies in your life so they don't have to have lost their teeth. You know, sometimes they don't want pubic hair in their teeth and get stuck in between those teeth and all that stuff. So, you know, be a gentleman and shave your cock and balls. All right, gentlemen? And ladies, you know what?
Tell your man man to shave his cock and balls jesus christ don't be scared to tell your man what you want you know because it is all about you ladies ladies this lifestyle is all about you all righty so let's get into it so how to break the ice at a swingers club or swinger clubs house parties and shit like that that. Because, you know, it gets tough watching, you know, every day you go to a club and you see the same people or you see the same stuff where people don't know what to do. They just look they're like lost. And so I want to help these people out.
So if you research club websites, checked out the dress code, scope to layout and maybe even peeked at the drinks or snacks menu. You're excited and ready for your first visit to a local swing club. Now this could be for if you are single or a couple and you're ready to go, check it out, you're bada boom bada bing, you're there. But there's one big question lingering. How do I even start a conversation in a place like this?
Because it's not the same as a going to a regular bar or you're at work or anything like this so how do i introduce my yourself to people how do you introduce yourself to your or your wife and to other people and all that stuff while there are some reasons might still still feel like strange so you might still feel like strangers so you know you got to figure it out like any club scene the first time can be nerve-wracking the fear of rejection might feel intensified because here it can feel like rejection impacts more than just your ego it touches your personal and sexual freedom and you know that's one thing i think a lot of people are scared of i think that's why people don't want to talk to each other when they go to a screenoscopes because they get fear of rejection uh i took a date to the kraken over the labor day weekend and there's a beautiful couple playing next to us and you know and i thought they could use my lady's help so i told her why don't you just go over there and ask if you can play with them and uh she did and asked now she is a foreign and she has a deep accent so i don't know if they knew what she was trying to say to him, or anything like that, because the music is blasting, and all that stuff, and he's getting his dick sucked by his wife, uh, at the time, so he said, he politely declined, and said no, and she got back, and she was, when we got back to the room, she was upset with me, because I made her ask them to play with her, and all that stuff, and I think that she's not used to being a rejection, because she's a female in the lifestyle and you know she got her ass kissed all the time in the lifestyle so you know she's not used to people saying no to her so you know don't worry about it your ego you're going to get rejected you know everyone's going to get rejected everyone's going to feel you're going to feel like crap for the first time uh over the first couple times but after a while you kind of realize that yeah that, yeah, I'm not everyone's cup of tea.
So like any, you know, so it's going to be nerve wracking and all that stuff. So tips for your first swinger club visit. For your first time, try not to expect an immediate hookup or to find the perfect play partner right away. And I never understood this because people think that swinging is like one big fucking orgy that's going on. You walk in, you take off your clothes. No, this ain't a European club. Now, in Europe, I'm going to tell you something. When you go to Europe, you will just walk in, take off your clothes, and people will start fucking. And that's just the facts.
Here in America, it's a little different. They don't fuck. They want a connection. They want to talk to you. They want to know everything about you before they even think about having sex with you, which is kind of stupid because I always heard when I was growing up, you know, dating women, you always hear, I know within the first five minutes if I'm going to fuck a guy, Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
you before they even think about having sex with you which is kind of stupid because i always heard when i was growing up you know dating women you you always hear i know within the first five minutes if i'm gonna fuck a guy and why do i gotta spend an hour and a half two hours three hours at a club trying to get you to fuck me and all that stuff when you already know you what you're gonna do if you're not gonna do it so you know you know it's just kind of funny but even in the swingers lifestyle people think it's one big orgy people just get, and everyone's beautiful and all that stuff and young and all that stuff, but it's not true.
It's far from the truth. Stop watching the social media because most of the people that post on social media have alternative motives where they want you to buy their website for $9.99 a month. They want you to go to their club and do stuff and pay for their lifestyle that they have grown accustomed to. You see the podcasters out there like that. Propon every fucking thing on the planet. They have no fucking morals. They want to just take from the swinger lifestyle and all that stuff. And they're not really swingers. I don't think so. They're just porn stars trying to cash in which is good.
Yay. You know what? Pay your bills. Make sure everyone's getting paid and all that stuff.
you know of course that's a great bonus if it happens if you find the right partner that day but setting out with an open mindset to make connections and learn about the community takes the pressure off keep your expectation realistic not every couple will catch your eye and the one you want to approach might already be chatting with someone else flexibility is key and remember in a swinging club nothing is never guaranteed so true you know you think you're gonna pay single gentlemen pay 150 bucks to 100 500 400 bucks for a night they all think they're gonna get laid it's not true you know if i'm an ugly fucking dude and this is why i say swinger delusional syndrome affects everyone swinger delusional syndrome affects couples single women the most but also single men some of these guys i don't know what they do they look in the mirror they don't see i don't i don't think they see what i see i see an ugly guy out of shape haven't seen his cock since the clinton administration thinking he's going to go to a swinger club and every woman's going to jump on his little tiny prick and it's just funny i don't understand why some guys think like that uh and all that stuff and you got couples there too that do the same thing where you know they are fucking thinking they're the hot and they're not the hottest there are fives and they're you know they're out of shape stuff like that and they go to the swinging club and they get upset because no one talks to them and no one approaches them well you know swinging is shallow it's a swell shallow um it's a shallow you know, swinging is shallow.
It's a shallow, you know, lifestyle because you got to think about it. It is where you are looking for people that you're attracted to. And if you're not attractive, you are not going to get play that much as an attractive couple will be. Just be honest. You can get mad at me all you want. I'm just telling the truth.
I'm just the one willing to say it and i'll do it for you each venue has its own vibe crowd and unspoken rules yeah like i was telling my partner she's from florida she lives in mexico right now and she was talking about how she's noticing that and desire she loves going to desires that people just fuck each other they don't fuck around with other people and and all that stuff, which I didn't understand because I went to desires this past July and I saw some couples swapping. I didn't see a lot of couples swapping, but I saw some couples swapping and all that.
But to her, it was like, they were just there paying all that money to fuck themselves.
But anyways, and I was trying to tell her here in Houston, it's just the same way where couples will fuck each other and not fuck with anyone else and all that stuff now for whatever reason it's it's just houston when i go to vegas it's totally swapping couples are meeting mingling and fucking each other and i go to florida when i go to secrets hideaway desires i mean not desires i mean caliente or paradise lakes there's a couple swapping and stuff like that so you know it just depends on the vibe of the couple and for some reason it's in houston and austin and stuff like that it's like that so to make things easier try connecting with other couples attending beforehand by joining local swinger forums or rsv list rsvp list online uh it's gonna be hard when you do i always like i said i always just say don't fuck with the internet just go to the club go on the internet to find where clubs are go find uh swinger websites where you can find out where the house parties are and shit like that but you know i don't want i don't want to tell you to waste a lot of time with online profiles because you know a lot of times they don't work a lot of flakes a lot of people just pick collecting and starting some online conversations before the event means you're not walking into a room full of strangers, which makes breaking the ice far simpler.
That is true. If you can find if you can get lucky and find real couples that are not fucking fake online, all by all means do it. But I'm just telling you, the chances of you finding a online group right before you do anything with anybody or go to any club is going to be fucking slim to none. What's going to happen is you're going to find these couples at a club and you're going to talk to them and you see what online forums they use and they'll hook you up with the groups that are on there like Telegram.
Telegram is a big one where a lot of swinger groups are on there and they'll tell you what swinger groups on Telegram to join and all that stuff. But you to meet them be after you go to the club and stuff like that starting conversations now i always told the boys when you when i grew up in as a gen xer we had to talk to girls we had to be funny we had to do all kinds of stuff to just to get a girl to even look our way and i think with this new generation it's lost how to a conversation. So starting the conversation for me is easy. It's pretty simple. But for others, it may not.
And here's to kick. And no good. A 60-yarder. Oh, well. Had a long enough leg. I'm watching the Texas-San Jose State game here on TV, too. So starting the conversation. What can you do, young man and young ladies?
Whether it's your first visit or your 15th, the best conversation starters are often as simple as they are elsewhere a friendly hello can go a long way compliment someone's outfit or a standout piece of makeup now i always you know what before i thought about this i always remember when i'm with the club i'm at the club with some woman with a partner and all that stuff i always notice that the women will compliment the woman's dress and stuff like that.
So if a woman walks up to you and compliments your wife or your girlfriend or your partner about her dress, that might be the international symbol of, hey, they might be interested in you as a couple, so maybe you start the conversation there.
Maybe you could tell her, oh, I got it from Target or I got it from some other online shop you know and all that stuff if you like her outfit who said it ask her where she got hers exchange ideals that way it gets the conversation flowing chat about the club's decor the costumes people are wearing how the drinks are flowing or even the quality of food quality of food all, now, it's going to be, I don't know, food, some clubs do have food, you go to Trapeze, they have a nice buffet, I was kind of impressed when I went to Trapeze in Fort Lauderdale, I think it was, that how the buffet was set up, it was pretty damn i was i was like whoa i was not expecting that or anything like that so you know uh so it's pretty good uh let's see um no it's kind of you know the drinks are flowing everyone's drinking now remember most if not all most clubs are byob which is bring your own beer so you can talk about what they're drinking if they got some special type of stuff or anything like that that'd be cool you could always do that the club decor how do you like the club how's it lay out some clubs are very laid out real nice some clubs are laid out pretty shitty uh and all that stuff so you know you just got to be be open and flexible to what you want to talk about and stuff like that and we're going to talk about what you shouldn't talk about uh when you go to a swingers club all right sometimes the easiest approach is just walking up and saying hi no complicated open lines no overthinking just general interest and openness these general topics help you build rapport and get to know and for you to get to know the other attendees everyone's on the same page about why they're there hopefully they are so it's easy to connect on shared interest and remember swinging is more enjoyable when you start with a comfortable conversation and mutual understanding all right so yeah like i said that getting the conversation going and keeping the conversation is very key.
You don't want any, like, downtime or anything like that. If you feel like you are struggling with the conversation, go to the bathroom. Go hang out at the bathroom or go to the bathroom. Do that, whatever you need to do, and come back. Think of stuff. Actually, you know what?
You can always Google things to talk to swingers about and stuff like that and if you're a newbie it's very easy if you start talking to a veteran couple ask them about their experience ask them to give you advice on how to navigate the lifestyle and things like that and you'll be all set you'll be all right you will have great success that way even if you are a veteran say like you go you and your wife go to i don't know you go to another state and you've got a night out you want to go to a club in the city you go to a club just tell them you're new to the lifestyle and you know are you new to the city what are the other hot spots swinger spots to go visit stuff like that you know just use your use common sense now there are things you should avoid when you are having conversations at swimming club unless you're naturally confident and charming enough to pull it off effortlessly diving straight into propositions when you first meet someone is usually a bad move yeah don't say hey like a lot of guys would do this hey hi you are allowing to fuck your life or hey we think you're hot let's want to play with us you know it's not europe it is america so you got to adapt they want some form of talking some form of conversation and all that stuff so you know you just got to be don't just jump into the fucking and all that stuff you and it'll be better if you just don't uh let's see most swingers prefer to get to know someone a bit before jumping into anything intimate now there are some people that make Thank you.
and it'll be better if you just don't uh let's see most swingers prefer to get to know someone a bit before jumping into anything intimate now there are some people that make they make you jump through hoops for you to get that pussy there are some swingers who 15 minutes after that conversation will spread their legs and let you go to town on them you just got to find which one those are because you know that's that's why you have the conversation. So just don't be that person where after one second you'd say, hey, I love your wife. Guys, gentlemen, single men, get to know the couple.
Listen, even if you're insincere about it, just get to know them. Don't be one of those ass, you know, don't just jump into it and all that stuff. Like I said, a lot of people will fuck if you just do it the right way. You don't come off creepy and shit like that. So, you know, you got to do what you got to do. Unlike some vanilla clubs, talking about work life is another conversation pitfall. Many people are discreet about their involvement in the swinger lifestyle, especially if their professional environment isn't open-minded.
So if they're a public figure, they work for the government, they work for, they're a teacher, they work for the government they work for they're a teacher they are what else they are um cops firefighters some people are not all into telling you everything about their fucking professional life they don't want to know they don't want you to know where they work where they come from stuff like that you got to respect that so don't get angry when someone doesn't want to talk about the work, you know, and all that stuff. I'm, you know, I keep my shit discreet.
I don't want people knowing everything about me. So I keep it discreet when I'm there and all that stuff. Now they'll know more about me once I get out and get to know them a little more. So you got to worry. Some people are not trustworthy, even in the swingers lifestyle.
People, some people some people are just not very trustworthy plus work is often a major stress so it's best to steer clear instead of keeping things light and positive chat about drinks music sports upcoming travel plans hey yeah especially ask them what do you think about desires what do you think about uh heroism what do you think about secrets how do we what do you think about going to vegas What's the green door like? Things like that. And you believe how long the conversation can last when you start asking people about your travel plans. Where should we travel?
Of course, what counts as a bad topic can vary between individuals. The key is to watch the reactions and body language closely. You can pivot away from the conversation that's not landing well. And that's why I said, guys, guys who can eat pussy well and great, are really great at it, can navigate this very easily. You know why? Because when we, I Thank you.
landing well and that's why i said guys guys who can eat pussy well and great are really great at it can navigate this very easily you know why because when we i have studied the pussy i have studied eating the pussy i have studied women and one thing i know when i'm going down on a woman i can feel what she likes what she don't like is she moaning is she moving around is she putting her hands behind in the back of my head is when i got my finger in her telling to come here eating her pussy sucking on her clit is she is her pussy throbbing is it getting tighter in there so you kind of know you notice that and what i have done i have brung that when i'm talking to a couple, I look at, you know, how their body language is and things like that.
Now, is it a 100% guarantee that it's going to be able to tell? No, it's not 100% guarantee. Why? Because some people are just unreadable. You know, I have met couples where the man has, doesn't say a word to me. It's all his wife talking.
that I had couples where it's the opposite where the man's doing all say a word to me it's all his wife talking that i had couples where it's the opposite where the man's doing all the talking we're jiving in with shit we're shooting his shit we're talking about everything and everything under the sun the wife doesn't say anything but yet at the end of the night my face is buried deep into her pussies so you know it's not 100 guarantee also another thing i i i always stay away i don't want to know about your kids don't tell me about your kids your grandchildren stuff like that I'll see you know, the kids are awful at me.
Okay, I think it's great that you tell your teenage kids that your swingers and mom gets fucked by a bunch of dudes on the weekends, but, you know, I don't. I don't want to hear about it. I don't need to hear about it. Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about the sports. Let's talk about the Texans or the fucking Chiefs or, you know, I don't know, what's the team, the Packers and stuff like that. Simple icebreakers that actually work. What are some of them? We honestly can't stress enough how simple. Just saying hello, hi, and hey can be. It's often the best way to start.
Still, sometimes it helps to have have a few go-to lines especially if you want to try to be a bit bold or playful here are some to try remember you have to be able to read the room and be able to read the couple hey we we or i saw you across the room and you look amazing where did you get your outfit a nice, if you, if someone says that to you, that means they're interested in you and all that stuff. So hopefully you learned that this is also a two-way street. So that's one way you like the outfit. You love the outfit. Hey, your jewelry, your makeup or dancing is fantastic.
Where did you learn or find that jewelry at where'd you learn to dance stuff like that that's another great one hey we're new here what would you recommend we try to drink eat check out you know and i think this is if you're new to the area you can always lie say you're new to the area even though you've been in the last you've been in the uh the city your whole life you always still say that you know this last one is a great one if you actually are new as swingers usually love helping newcomers get comfortable oh yes there are swingers out there that uh let me see they can smell newbies like sharks can smell blood and water it's awesome because last night at tbc north, one of the couples asked, hey, are you new here?
She was new. I wasn't. But she knew that woman was new here. And that's one of those sharks that could smell that water. And they love newbies. There are some couples, they hunt newbies for whatever reason. Maybe because they're easily manipulated. I don't know. Or maybe they're easily to get in bed.
I in bed i don't know what it is but you know there are some couples and they are genuine now listen you might sound like i'm being negative no i'm not trying to be negative i'm just trying to tell you how it is i'm just saying there are some couples that are genuine sincere and that will help will give you the shirt off their back literally to help you navigate this lifestyle they don't want nothing from you they don't want to fuck you they don't want to do anything with you but they just want to help you because they want they care about the lifestyle that's what i do i care about the lifestyle i want people to be happy i see so many miserable people in this lifestyle most a lot of them are women that are miserable and shit and we're going to talk about that uh and i read a profile so flirting tips how where to make your move the bar area is prime spot to strike up up a conversation.
People here are usually more relaxed and not yet full in play mode, often just figuring out the vibe for the evening. Now, the bar area is a dance floor and shit like that, so that's what I'm saying when I say bar area. But don't limit yourself to the bar. Swinger clubs often have cozy nooks, lounge areas, or even outside smoking zones where people gather and chat.
The smoking zone is a great place because you get to chat and get to smoke it up so i would recommend going out there even if you don't smoke and and if you can stand the smoke the vaping shit like that because i'm telling you what the shit that people are smoking now and the vapes that are now they're fucking disgusting they smell bad and i don't know even if you don't smoke stepping outside fresh air can be you know starting now you're not going get any fresh air out of the smoke, so I don't know why I put that.
Approaching couples can sometimes be easier than singles since both partners can join in and keep the chat flowing and fill any awkward silence. That's why I say being a single guy, being a single woman. Well, not being a single woman because you know what? They're going to chat you up, especially if you're good-looking. If you're a good-looking single woman in the lifestyle, you ain't going to have to worry. You can be the dumbest brick, the dumbest person on the planet, and still people will chat you up.
Not for're good looking if you're a good looking single woman in the lifestyle you know i ain't gonna have to worry you can be the dumbest brick the dumbest person on the planet and still people will chat you up now for a single guy you got to have some fucking skills and all that if you're not black and hung like a horse you got to have some skills gentlemen and you got to have be able to have that conversation because if you can have a conversation you can get you can talk that girl's panties off and things like that so balancing friendliness without being pushy the line between being friendly and interrupting can feel thin to avoid coming off as rude pay attention to body language first if you are unsure start your approach with a polite apology and a sincere compliment sorry to interrupt but i couldn't help noticing your amazing outfit where did you find it or pardon me but your moves on the dance floor are incredible i had to say something i didn't want it one when when i was at secrets one time i saw a woman with a one-piece thong uh bathing suit on and i just and i did that i said pardon me i just want to know where did you get your um bathing suit at because i want to get one for my girl and she told me and all that i end up buying one for uh one of my girlfriends and all that stuff so people generally appreciate generating compliments especially guys who don't get them as often it's often more powerful than any uh carefully crap pickup line yeah guys we don't get compliments because you know why because this is a swing this is swinging and it's all about the women the women are are the ones that lead this lifestyle and all that stuff So, you know, it is what it is.
All right. So, you know, be good to each other. Have fun. Got to have fun. Don't be pushy. Stay away from being pushy. Read that fucking, what is it, that body language that is and all that. So, let's see. Extra creative ideals to break the ice. Need a little extra easing in? Try these unique techniques. Go all out with a wild or themed costume. If you stand out, people will naturally approach you to a compliment or chat with you. Maybe that's why swingers love to dress up all the time. Huh, I never thought about that until now. That's something to think about.
Gentlemen, you're a single guy come with a great outfit for a halloween contest or a theme night stuff like that organize or suggest a game like cards against humanity find a table and invite others who seem shy it's a fun low pressure way to connect if the volume of the music is good enough you know you go to some of these clubs it's like a fucking edm electronic dance music festival and it's so loud you can't really talk to people and stuff like that which i think swingers clubs got to stop doing that shit if you know if you want the loud music have a lounge where it is cut off from the party place, the dance floor and stuff, and the music, and you can have a lounge where people can talk.
Maybe that's why Houston has a problem with couples meeting each other, because the fucking loudness of a goddamn club. You don't have to be blasting, guys. Keep it loud enough, but yet where people can talk and have a good time. Bring compliment cards, simple business cards printed with kind messages like you look fantastic or keep being awesome. On the back, add a lighthearted note like I'm shy, but you're too sexy not to say hi. Handing those out can be a memorable icebreaker. I've never seen anyone do that, so that can be fun. Bring special drinks or treats in if the club allows BYOB.
Throwing out jello shots, fantasy champagne, or a unique cocktail infusion can instantly spark a conversation. All those things are good. Remember, it's not you, it's them. A quick reality check. Not every opening will be a home run, especially single guys. You're going to strike out. Your banding average will be less than 100%. You're not going to bat 300. You're not going to bat 400. You're going to bat less than 100 and all that stuff. And it's totally normal. Even hot couples get rejected once in a while. Some people might be overwhelmed or distracted by personal issues.
Doesn't mean you did anything wrong. Focus on the positive.
Every closed door frees you to find others who are eager and excited to connect so get out there and swing people maybe you started this podcast feeling nervous about approaching people maybe you still do take a deep breath and remind yourself everyone here is seeking connection just like you everyone here is seeking to insert their penis into a vagina just like you or everyone's here to insert their penis into an asshole just like you they didn't stay home tonight they put in some effort to look good and show up because they want to meet swingers like you so go ahead say hello and make that connection happen people and you know what i'm going to tell you guys you guys can make it happen you don't need, you just don't have to be scared anymore.
You can be all right. All right? Guys, it's going to be 100 times harder for you than a woman will be. And if you want, have your wife do all the talking at first. At first. Have your wife do the break the ice with them and all that stuff, and you'll be good.
A single gentleman, like I said, you're the room find if you are look at people see how they look at you when they when you walk by does the woman catches eyes with you and does she hold that look if she just looks at you in the eyes and just walks looks away she's not interested if she looks at you in the eyes and she stares it and she looks like for a couple seconds maybe five seconds or more she's might be interested in you maybe she wants you to come say hello and things like that so you know but make sure you introduce yourself to the husband first do not introduce yourself to the woman first and husband first lady second because you know why because that man's gonna let you fuck his wife you better show that dude some respect all righty so let's what we got.
I got something from Secrets. Something happened at Secrets. And this Reddit issue has, you know, they need some help. So this is a long, sorry. I would love to hear some other opinions on what might have been going on. Let me blow this up because, you know, I'm reading this on the fucking internet. Off the thing, you know, I can't really see. You know what happens when your eyes get bad? Shit like that. Hubby is 43, and I'm 42. Spent a few nights at Secrets Resorts for the first time this past weekend. Fucking awesome. I love Secrets. Secrets don't love me, though.
They don't ever call me and say, hey't you come in for a visit we wound up love we wound up loving it and had a great time but we're a little paralyzed by a situation with another couple after all was said and done that happens like i said before nothing's going to be perfect after getting out of the hot tub where we had just fucked and i just finished giving him head we headed to some loungers to lay out, cool down, and have a drink. Hubby headed to the bar to buy us drinks. It probably took him an hour just to get fucking drinks because the bartenders are slow.
And I looked and I locked eyes with this attractive guy. Ah, attractive guy. So she didn't lock eyes with some guy she thought was ugly and that would have been a creepy guy.
But it was guy so it's okay we had sat he had sat his stuff down two loungers down from ours and when he returned he started chatting me up right there's a red flag already for me because for one that's very disrespectful now okay maybe she's a single girl okay cool i'll give him that but this is the thing i like like when i go out i look at things and look around so if i'm when i'm at secrets and i see a woman who is alone at a lounger and i look at the lounger next to her is there anything there is there like a towel or anything like that that might suggest she's with someone and you usually could tell there's another a towel book or whatever there there's stuff there that says i'm taking i'm with someone and all that stuff but this gentleman decided and if i see that i'm not gonna go talk to the girl i'm gonna wait till the guy gets back and say oh okay hey how you doing i'm ac nice to meet you i'm a single guy here what about you things like that you know i would try to break the ice with them so i already said this is one red flag right here all right he was very complimentary of me saying i was beautiful and he loved my smile oh yeah of course he did yada i would have said i love your pussy but anyways he said he wanted while he had watched us in the hot tub and wanted to know what we are interested in.
Okay, that's a good, well, you know, maybe after a couple, you know, 10, 15 minutes, ask that. Don't just do it like, hey, I think you're beautiful. What are you guys interested in? I would have been like, hey, we're interested in sports, going to the movies, going to this, anything. He told me he was looking for a girl who could spend some time with his wife and we'd also like to be involved with me if I would let him. He would want to be involved with her. I told him my husband and I are currently here in the same room, soft swap with others only.
And really, we're more into group activities where everyone was involved. He seemed cool with this and asked if he could ask my husband's permission. He probably should have waited until the husband was there to speak to her, but hey, whatever. Red fact number one. He then asked me to join his wife and friends in the pool. Okay, that's great. Come meet more people. I would suggest they go meet people, mingle. Just as I was walking to the pool with him, my hubby walked up with the drinks. I told him we had been invited to hang out in the pool by, I would call him, A.
A introduced us to his wife, Kay, and she said they'd been married six months but had been swinging four to five months. Okay, red flag, number one, maybe number two uh i don't know if that's a red flag because they could have been together for 10 15 fucking years before they got married i said a had mentioned his she mentioned she liked girls and k confirmed this to which i said i haven't done more than make out fondle with another girl but i would be interested in trying she seemed to like that i told her were same room soft only We'll see you next time.
more than make out fondle with another girl but i would be interested in trying she seemed to like that i told her were same rooms soft only and preferred group activities to which they both seemed okay with she said she only wanted to be penetrated by a so the dynamics worked out well so all right so the four of them are going to get together the two wives are going to fuck and only one's going to be sticking their dicks and the wife k would be the husband a so wife k ain't gonna fuck anybody other than her husband and the other the woman talking right now she's gonna fuck her own husband so good oh, I farted.
We wound up inviting them back to our room, and I started things off with kissing her, and she laid back on the bed, and we continued kissing. Ooh, hot. Then the guys got involved kissing her all over, too. Okay, so now both the guys are kissing A. Okay. Or K, whatever.
She never made a move to get off her back and move around she was just laying there wanting waiting for everyone to do things to her okay what's wrong with that so far sounds pretty fucking cool if that was me i wound up going down on her and hubby was fucking me and she was sucking a cool so it was going down okay what wound up happening though was totally imbalanced she and my hubby wound up in a 69 okay a never went down on me nor did k i continually was feeling like the fourth will as no one was really paying me much attention so i kept trying to put myself back into it kissing k or a going down on a okay i thought you're soft swap though i thought uh you're this couple she's confusing me because she sounds because she isn't soft swap where you fuck your own partner but you don't fuck anybody else you do it in the same room with other people in there but you don't play around i don't know so i don't know this woman's confusing the shit out of me as usual these couples when they write on reddit both guys seem focused on k she was having the time of her life with my hubby going down on her kind of gave me the feeling aiden didn't go down on her and she didn't either on us k never got off her back to do anything with me at all the only time she got up was when my hubby asked her to switch 69 positions so she was on us.
Kay never got off her back to do anything with me at all. The only time she got up was when my hubby asked her to switch 69 positions so she was on top. When she finally got up and on top of my hubby, I got up off the bed, went to get a drink, and came back and pretty passionately started kissing A. He asked me what I wanted.
I got the feeling he was asking if he could fuck me, but I told him to just finger fuck me and kiss me he didn't kiss me though i started jerking him off and he came without warning all over my arm i was pretty uh she had a i think she was pretty pissed it's an emoji i don't know the emojis so she was pretty pissed he was ready to go immediately and asked k if she was ready three times she was super complimentary of my hubby's oral skills and hugged us both i went to give a hug and he excused himself to the restroom and when he got out they left and never even looked at me or said a word which i thought was pretty rude i told hubby the whole situation wasn't at all what i had envisioned that i felt i left out because it was imbalanced and i was upset Thank you.
which i thought was pretty rude i told hubby the whole situation wasn't at all what i had envisioned that i felt i left out because it was imbalanced and i was upset we talked about it and he didn't realize that a hadn't gone down on me or paid me much attention or that he'd come on my arm and highlight and hightail it he he said each time he looked over i seemed to be engaged with a but he was sorry for my feeling left out urged me to speak up or pinch him so he would know something was wrong and we would stop the situation he also said he thought i was really into a and was trying to let him do my thing that k wasn't typically his type okay whatever dude all right husband's bullshitting after talking some more realized a had commented on our social post on secrets page saying he wanted to find a friend for his wife but his username was his and a different girl's name like a and b and hubby and i were who the fuck is b was his wife?
We were totally confused. So nonetheless, I felt gypped. And we don't know if K was just a date for A to come to Secrets as they limit single males. They definitely don't seem like they had any experience and knew what they were doing. So afterwards, I see where we went wrong.
Multiple places, but I still can't figure out things things fully why say you want girl on girl and never mess with another girl was it just bs to get him in the club so weird okay so i'm going to tell you what happened all right so let's look at was k's a date to get him in now uh secrets because they limit single males uh no they're probably married or that's a friend or whatnot he doesn't need a date to get in he's got his wife to get in now what a lot of couples do is the guy will bring a girl to secrets and they'll go off their separate ways you know he'll pay her he'll do whatever and a lot of people are doing that now where guys will do that Now, that scumbag, yes, of course, but, you know he'll pay her he'll do whatever and a lot of people are doing that now where guys will do that now that scumbag yes of course but you know hey listen you can't sit there tell someone's relationship relationship is not legit just because you don't like their dynamics all right so you know some guys are like that i when i go to circuits i know a lot couples that are like that, where a guy would go off and do his thing, and a girl would go off and do their thing by themselves.
No problem. If it was a girl that did that, you probably would have no problem with it. So don't be hypocritical about it, all right? That's the single thing. Now, they limit single guys. All right, so good. They can't ban single guys because they'd be violating law, and actually limiting single men can be violation of the law, too, anyway.
too anyway so you know that's a whole different legal talk we could talk about red flags was that the man was talking to you and all that stuff of course maybe what he is is a cock hold maybe he's a stag vixen maybe they have a stag vixen relationship where he just wants to watch his wife with other men and women and all that stuff your fucking first thing thing was maybe the woman you were not as good as you thought you were in bed maybe you're bad at eating her pussy and she just didn't want to return the favor for you maybe she got that vibe from you i don't know i don't know what the other couple was i only got your side of the story so i don't know so kind of hard right there.
So, but why say you want a girl on girl and never mess with the other girl? Because a lot of women in the lifestyle, I would venture, they say they're bisexual. 50 for, I would say 60% of them, 50 to 60% of them are not bisexual. They don't want, they don't like women. Now, a lot of women do stuff to them. That's okay, but they're not going to return the favor. And the reason why is because they do this. Their husbands pressure them into doing it, the lifestyle.
They don't want to be in the lifestyle, but they do it because their husbands want to do it, and they love their husbands and stuff like that. Any partner I have, I tell them, are you bisexual? Are you fully bisexual? Are you going to eat a girl's pussies out, or are you doing that? You don't have to be bisexual.
No woman has to be bisexual with me because i could care less about that stuff but a lot of men want their wives to be bisexual and i can't say they're forced to do it but i think they're forced into their they're pressured into their pure pressured into the lifestyle and they're not bisexuals but they say they're bisexual because they know that the chances of their husband getting laid would be higher than if they said no we're completely straight and all that stuff so that's probably what happened the girl was probably she's probably not bisexual they just say they're bisexual because she's getting pressure from the hubby and stuff like that to be bisexual and so it's okay i'll let you eat my pussy i'll let you play with my titties but you I will not touch your you know I'm not touching you and so on and so on so you know it is what it is and it's bullshit because women need to speak up ladies you need to sit there and say listen I'm not into women I just want cock hubby if you can't deal with that shit then maybe we're not meant to be together, or maybe we're not meant for this lifestyle, and let's stop the swinging and stuff like that, or have an open relationship where you don't swing, where you will date your own people, and he dates his own people, he's like, guess what, I'm going to tell you this right now, you never want an open relationship, gentlemen, because guess what's going to happen, you're going to be sitting there jerking off on Friday, Saturday nights while your wife's going out on the town with other men because those guys don't give a shit.
Men don't care if your wife, if you're married or not. They're going to fuck you anyways. Women, you know, it's harder for a married man to find a girl. Even if your wife fucking knows what you're doing, it is still hard for a single, I mean, married man to find dates outside their marriage because women don't want to fuck around with married men. Even if the wife even gives them permission, there are a few women that will, but most women won't. So, you know, it's hard. So guys, when they have, oh, let's open up our marriage.
They struggle to find women and get angry at their wives because their wives are fucking every Friday, Saturday night. They're going out. Your wife, do this now. Do what I tell you. Have an open relationship. Your wife dates separately. You go solo. She goes out on her way. Trust me. If your wife is any decent looking, average to above average of hotness, she's going to have a date every, she could have a date every night of the week. Now you, on the other hand, even if high, you ain't going to have a date. You might have one date a week. You might not get a date at all.
That's the funny thing. So women need to stop pandering to their husbands and say, this lifestyle is about me. If I wasn't in this lifestyle, honey, you wouldn't be nothing. All right. So guys got to stop. Guys, let your wife be free. If she don't want to eat pussy, don't force her to be bi or anything like that. Don't pressure into it. And if you're forcing her, you're a piece of shit. But if you're pressuring her into it, stop doing that. Let her be free.
I'm telling you, you gentlemen you will have more fun when you let your woman be herself than you will faking it like this couple and all that stuff i don't think it was bs to get in the club but anyways but it was like this thing was confusing to me because all when i'm reading it i'm thinking she jerks off a but then they talk about their soft swap Now, if K, if they make...
when I'm reading it I'm thinking she jerks off A but then they talk about their soft swap now if K if the man wanted to fuck her isn't that swapping and stuff like that so I don't so it's hard for me to believe everything this person's putting out there because of the fact that they said their soft swap but then she's upset that the man didn't try to fuck her Thank you.
They said they're soft swap But then she's upset that The man didn't try to fuck her So it's just kind of weird And all that stuff But you know it is swinging And swinging is kind of weird And all that stuff So you know It is one of those things So I'm going to get out of here Hopefully that couple figures out What the hell went wrong Watch the red Watch the red flags, everybody. Go to swingingsinglepodcast.com. Shave your cock and balls. Email me at swingingsinglepodcast at gmail.com. Maybe I'll come to your store. Come on, Secretson. Invite me out. Let me do a podcast here and all that.
Don't you guys do a podcast? I could be a guest on your podcast. But I want to stay at the goddamn resort. I'm tired of fucking having to get a hotel outside and do all that stuff. And all that stuff. Alright? So, with that, shave your cockaballs, gentlemen, and keep on swinging, America. Have a great one.
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