Are there too many Swinger Podcast Now??

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Welcome to the Swingin' Single Podcast with your host, A.C. Maxwell, broadcasting from the legendary Upside Down Pineapple Studios here in the heart of Texas. For over two decades, ladies and gentlemen, I've embraced the swingin' lifestyle as that single male. You know, that creepy single male at the bar, staring you down, looking at you with those fuck-me eyes. And on this show, I'm here to share my wildest tales and experiences with you. So, gentlemen, shave your cock and balls, grab some lube, some tissues for that cleanup. You don't have no messy boys.

And for those spouses out there, pull your panties aside, sit on your man's face. Hell, sit on his dick if you want to. Get cozy and settle in for some uncensored, eye-opening stories on the Swinging Single Podcast. The Swinging Single Podcast with host A.C. Maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. The opinions, views, and content expressed or shared on the podcast are solely those of the host AC Maxwell and any featured guests or contributors and do not necessarily represent those of the podcast's affiliates, sponsors, advertisers, or partners.

Any information provided is given with the understanding that it does not constitute a contract, engagement, or formal advice. The content of the podcast is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws. We'll be right back.

sketching hearts around my skin you should have told me they would see through guess I turned a blind eye to the truth cause you were all I ever wanted yeah I feel like a bit of conversation but you don't like when the heat comes up so you're never gonna not run I'll leave my out on the line They want to leave it out to dry out there Oh, I swear You got the worst tasting girls I feel it coming when they smile I know it's only just a while So they're scared And they're not there You got the worst tasting girls All right, let's get it on.

This is the single podcast with your host ac maxwell make sure you check out all things ac on the swinging single podcast.com website and also go to swinging single podcast at gmail.com if you got any questions topics you want me to cover and all that great stuff like i said in the intro i'm a swinging single male for past 20 plus years uh i live the lifestyle and i enjoy the lifestyle obviously since i've been doing it for 20 years and haven't really committed to that female yet anyways so i'm here to share my experience with you i'm going to talk all kinds of stuff today we're going to talk about podcasts when your podcast to be exact we're going to talk a little bit about pubic hair you know gentlemen shave their cock and balls what are some of the unexpected benefits of lifestyle that you have learned or stuff like that so you got all that stuff those are the things we're going to talk about this is not going to be a long podcast it's going to be about 30 minutes long and all that stuff but you know who knows i who knows?

I can go into extra overtime and all that stuff. So, you know, it is the Swing and Single Podcast, and I hope you enjoy it just as much as I enjoy talking to you every week. I try to do two shows a week, but usually just get one.

I'm going to go back to one show a week now because, you know, I think I got to start swinging more start fucking more and not worry about this podcast too much uh and all that stuff because i had an interesting post i saw about swinger podcast and all that stuff and i think some podcasts do have a negative effect some have a positive effect on podcasts and like i said i use i listen to some i stop listening to them because they give some shitty advice to people. They have this, uh road, this is great type of lifestyle thing that, you know, it goes, it's great and all that stuff.

They don't really talk about the bad stuff, the bad people you're going to meet, the bad experiences that can possibly happen, how bad it could be if you don't have open communication. Also, they don't talk about the, you know, how exclusive it is from some people. You know, you got the cool kids, hang out with the cool kids at the clubs, a lot of cliques. You know what? You can't deny. If you really are someone that can sit back and sit there and look at an event, something, a group of people, objectively, you would sit there and say, yeah, swinging is very cliquish. Everyone has it.

And it's okay. Just admit it.

So that's why I always didn't like swinging podcasts because they always talk about all this bullshit like they're so great and stuff like that the people they meet are all great they never talk about the shit they do the fucking maybe the the germs that are spread the stds are spread or the how they're hypocrites and stuff like that like the take one for the team bullshit i always love it i love it when couples tell me they don't take one for the team i go so you're telling me you fucked everyone you thought was attractive i go that's a fucking lie then you then they'll talk about fucking this one girl and this one couple how bad it was and you go you just took one for the fucking team lady so yeah you do take one everyone takes one for the team even ac has done it so let's talk about swinger podcast how many of swinger podcasts do you guys listen to like i said i don't listen to anymore i used to listen to front porch swingers but they just got it was all about her fucking black dudes and shit like that i got bored with it uh the other one what was the swing nation you know some i can't lacy i only think i remember her fucking name her name and it was good but you know like i said i wanted to see the what's the nitty-gritty of the lifestyle you know tell us some of the bad things that happened or the bad things that could happen Thank you.

name her name and it was good but you know like i said i wanted to see the what's the nitty-gritty of the lifestyle you know tell us some of the bad things that happen or the bad things that could happen you know then no one talks about the divorced couple that got divorced because of swinging caught their husband fucking other women or the wife was fucking a bunch of other dudes and stuff like that uh that was a good that was a good podcast uh there's another one uh Accidental Swingers, I used to listen to. Another couple that would go to Secrets all the time.

They would talk about Swingers all the time and all that. And I used to listen to them. I used to listen to quite a few just to get some topics and stuff like that. Now I don't listen to them at all because I find them quite boring and all that stuff. But anyways, so I saw this.

I ran across this Reddit reddit post long time lifestyle lifestyle couple here with very few rules to play good i i find now i always figure out the more i talk to couples that have been in the lifestyle for a long time i find that they have lesser and lesser rules not like uh newbie couples when they have like 20 000 rules and how can you remember all those fucking rules because shit that's a lot of rules to remember but anyways I'll see you next time.

have lesser and lesser rules not like uh newbie couples when they have like 20 000 rules and how can you remember all those fucking rules because shit that's a lot of rules to remember but anyways i find the older couples lifestyle older couples are the less rules they have because you know they know it's fucking it's just sex like europeans i met a german couple this past weekend at the hotel takeover and i love this german couple great couple they're in dallas if you're in dallas and you see a german couple tell them ac said hello anyways so we were talking and she told me oh we're from germany i go god damn those germans are the freakyest fucking bunch of people if you ever want to see some freaky ass shit just go to germany and they're laughing and all everyone's laughing i got everyone laughing and i and i told her so so i go do you so you guys think that we, don't you?

And they're like, oh. And they were trying to be polite and say, no, they weren't. But then when I got fucking with them and I fucked her and we did double, we did DP on his wife, they kind of go, yeah, you guys are kind of boring. You guys don't, you know, when we go home to Germany, people just want to fuck and they see it as sex and all that. And, you know, they see it how swinging should be. It's just sex, not emotions, stuff like that. We don't they and all that stuff. So when I got them alone, I got them the real rules and all that stuff.

So you know, the older couples get, the less rules they have because they know it's just sex and that's it. So any couples listen to some of the podcasts and wonder how are they even in the lifestyle? I don't ever ask that because I don't think that's fucking judgmental. I think that's very judgmental for a couple who listens to two people talk and says they say, oh, they should not be in a lifestyle. All right? But you have every right. Don't get me wrong. Don't get it twisted. You have every right to judge those people.

But if you're going to claim like i never claim to be judged non-judgmental i am judgmental i do judge people i'm a human fucking being we all judge people but if you're claiming that you're non-judgmental you should never say do a judgment on another couple say hey why are they even a lifestyle well there could be many reasons why their lifestyle their sex life suck when they fuck other people they go home and fuck each other it's a greater lifestyle and greater sex and so they do that maybe they do it that way maybe they like the variety maybe they just suck at communicating their feelings and shit i don't know but anyways so you know i have never listened to a podcast that how the fuck are in the lifestyle i say now i will personally say i think they're scamming the lifestyle to make money off the lifestyle but i would never say well maybe they shouldn't be in the lifestyle like i said a lot of podcasts i hear they charge money for their only fans and shit like that i have only fans but guess what i don't fucking tell you about it you know i'm not here to make millions of dollars oh shit well hell i don't think i could because i'm a dude i have a penis so no one likes that shit.

But anyways, I never, ever said that about, I don't think I could because I'm a dude I have a penis So no one likes that shit but anyways I never Ever said that about I don't Am I on my podcast I don't ever say I don't know How the fuck these people are in their lifestyles Maybe I do sometimes but it's because they The things they do not because of their Podcast but we're talking about podcast We're not talking about the other shit we sit There listening while driving and seriously question How and why some of these couples Are even in the lifestyle like I said I don't know maybe they like the lifestyle We'll be right back.

podcast we're not talking about the other shit we sit there listening while driving and seriously question how and why some of these couples are even in the lifestyle like i said i don't know maybe they like the lifestyle maybe they're selling the lifestyle that's what i'm trying to tell people some of these when you listen to a podcast if they hit you up for 9.99 a month for their only fans or anything like that that's when you should stop listening because they're going to tell you what you want it what you think you they want you to hear i'm going to tell you what you need to hear you're going to need to hear the std talk you're going to need to hear the connections emotions can be a fucking bad thing in their lifestyle because guess what your wife could start getting emotions for some other dude and guess what's going to happen she's going to go behind your back and fucking try to get with this guy it happens it has happened before i have seen it firsthand seen it with my own eyes and shit like that but you know i don't know i like i said i just don't know i don't sit there and go oh i don't know why like this couple was and you know and they have every i'm judging this couple because i don't understand why how why are you judging people you sit there say you're non-judgmental but anyways they're they're asking a great question i'm sorry if kinky i'm sorry if i'm sounding like a dick but you know what i'm just trying to be me if we were a newbie couple we'd be scared to even dip a toe in it uh from what i heard from the other couples a lot of the other podcasts they do a decent job talking about it they hype it up real well it's not like me where i tell you about you if you fucking you can get an std by sucking a dick and licking a pussy or sucking on an asshole yeah you don't see that but i tell people that other couples they never talk about stds and shit like that they don't tell you about the bad people that you can meet anything like that so you know i don't know i don't know what they're fucking listening i wish they would have put a list of things that they would have were listening to jealousy envy of each other is or is just in through the roof between them and so many rules we wouldn't even have fun like i said as they what i don't think once a couple gets enough, they start learning that the lifestyle's full of shit.

It's just another thing. You're just there to fuck. Use that person. Get off and go home. Young people, remember, they've been told you got to be in love. Just like when you were young. Remember Gen X when they were old? You save yourself a marriage. Baby boomers, you save yourself a marriage. You don't fucking sleep around. That's hard to get out of your head for a long time. You're told you're, there's a TikTok that, you know, she, I don't know what the fuck she did. She pinned me or whatever. And she talked about finding girls like her.

And I go, there's, I wish I could find a girl like you. There's just not enough out there.

taught me oh yeah there are it's just that and she talked about society society has brainwashed women and believing they have to do this look at feminism if you body autonomy and stuff like that the day feminists start saying you should bang every do threesomes and orgies and gang bangs you know things will change then because oh okay they'll they'll look at it as society society has not fully changed society is never going to really accept swinging i wish the swinging podcast would stop saying that because it's not going to be accepted listen you gotta remember people think about swinging all the time having a threesome they just don't react to it that's a fuck they probably been doing that since Yes.

remember people think about swinging all the time having a threesome they just don't react to it that's a fucking they probably been doing that since man was fucking men and women were fucking they're probably saying well another pussy here another dick there stuff like that it's just that they don't act on it swingers act on it and there's nothing there's no there's nothing wrong with that fuck it have fun you only live on this planet once, maybe, who knows, but you know, I'm going to have a great time doing what I'm going to do, and if they don't like it, tough shit, but you know, you should, you know, be happy too, so it's, you know, do the podcast do a good job about talking about the jealousy between them, yeah, I bet you, because you know what?

Always think about it like this. If you're thinking about opening up your relationship where you play solo, you know what? Gentlemen, you might be very, you might have SDS. Because you're going to find out if you have SDS real quick. Because guess what? You're going to have a lack of opportunities. Your wife will have all the opportunities. Your wife will have a date every night of the week.

But maybe once a week maybe not at all so you know you gotta be careful what you wish for and i don't it's here to jealousy i don't like when i was listening to those podcasts i didn't think that men were jealous of the wives or the wives are jealous of the women i would think they would talk trash about other people sometimes but you know that's just me and fucking i love trash talking let's do a little trash talking saying they wouldn't play with a couple after seeing them do something with someone else then say then they say three minutes later they just did the same thing at the last event once again swingers are hypocrites i'm a hypocrite you're a swinger you're a hypocrite too because we all say shit that we wouldn't do and we end up doing it our fucking dicks our pussies start thinking for our brains you know i just learned to accept it i say i won't do this but i do it anyways you know so it's just like just have fun don't worry about it all.

But yeah, I do, and I will call people hypocrites. I do hypocritical shit. If you say something, I'll say, oh, yeah, I did it. I'm not going to sit there and lie to you about it. Other couples will. Couples do that all the time on podcasts. They always lie about shit all the time.

And I'll call them out on it if I know it's true or not If it's true, I'll do it The constant fear Let's see, constant Constant fear mongering About STDs Well, it's out there, shit I don't fear monger, I just tell you You fucking have sex It don't matter What's the difference between going to a bar, picking up a dude Or picking up a chick Fucking her back at your apartment Then going to a swimming club And fucking swapping partners There's no difference If you have sex You can get an STD It shouldn't be that difficult If you're worried about the STDs Don't swing Don't have sex Live in a bubble Judging others that just Just do them And have fun in the lifestyle What the fuck Judging others that just do them and have fun in the lifestyle.

I don't want what the fuck. Judging others that just do them and have fun in the lifestyle. Yeah, just have fun in the lifestyle. Fuck it. It's sex. Don't bring in emotions to it. Your emotions are for your husband and your wife. Your emotions are not for me. Keep your fucking emotions at the door or on the floor with your panties. I don't care about your emotions. I don't want them. I just want to use you, make you feel good, make you feel like you're the most beautiful woman on the planet and make you feel great and you remember me for the next time. That's all I'm there for.

Just completely on separate pages with each other and out of touch with what they are into and want as a couple. That's a lot of couples, though. You know, it's not just the podcast couples. A lot of couples that don't know what the fuck they want. You know, and I think that's part of growing up. I would like to know, like I said, I would love to know the list of articles or the podcast they're listening to because I guarantee the way they sound, they're young. And young people don't know a lot of shit. They are just naive. They haven't lived life yet, you know? And you got to expect that.

When I was 21, when I first started swinging at 21, I knew shit. I didn't know nothing. No one told me. No one ever took me to the side and said, you got to do this, you got to do that.

You know, I try to take guys under my wing, especially the younger guys, say, hey, you know, just sit there this you gotta do that you know i try to take guys under my wing especially the younger guys say hey you know just sit there relax smile you know have a conversation about anything other than your dick uh you know dress nice smell nice shave your cock and balls you know shave your asshole too especially some girl maybe wants to lick your asshole stuff like that and you know take care of yourself you know i try to help other guys out no one did that Thank you.

especially some girl in my room wants to lick your asshole, stuff like that. And, you know, take care of yourself. You know, I try to help other guys out. No one did that for me. But like I said, I think a lot of these podcasters are young. They just don't know any better yet. Some of these podcasts are great, while some are just a shit show of drama and ignorance. Those are the best shows, the ones that are shit shows and ignorance. But, you know, like I said, who are you to decide if it's ignorant or not? Maybe it's their life. Who cares? Maybe they're doing it for clicks, you know?

Let's see. Listening to one recently, and The Miss had an issue with The Mister checking out another woman's ass while at a lifestyle event. This blew my mind. Like, why are you there? I agree.

Why are you fucking there at a lifestyle event if you're not fucking there to fuck i don't know whatever fuck it i just don't understand some of the podcasts come across wealthy and arrogant snobs hosting they just feel out of touch i pretty much stopped listening to any i listen to strictly anonymously because it's real people for the most part or you can listen to the swing a single podcast because i'm pretty fucking real myself so anyways yeah uh wealthy part i think that's because a lot of them are charging people they host parties and shit like that so i think that's what what people are getting to oh anyways uh we've been told that to be honest that we are out of touch okay swinging down under you're out of touch everybody has got something to say and most of the time it's shit lots of people like to talk and they know instead of listening and learning and that's podcasters all across the spectrum not just swinging true everyone can have one and all that stuff when we first started we cherry picked some episodes covering topics we had questions about we quickly stopped listening once we had our first experience and knew we were fine and could handle things now we only go back to listen to reviews in pacific places good all right let's see i wonder if there's anybody in me we're gonna go down and see if there's anything about my shit my shitty podcast we listened to podcasts when we started found one that we identified with the couple stories a lot which made it help for us we listened to theirs for a while and my wife listened to Thank you very much.

podcast we listened to podcasts when we started found one that we identified with the couple stories a lot which made it help for us we listened to theirs for a while and my wife listened to to a few others it was good to hear some things and to look out for and some advice but once we started having our own experiences we stopped listening yeah i wonder if that's a lot of couples i wonder if a lot of remember email me swing a single podcast at gmail.com let me know most of the content is repetitive but and frankly boring it seems exciting until you experience what they're talking about then it's like oh we've done that who cares i don't think the podcasts themselves are bad as all or the cringy swinger content that's out there on tiktok and ig and a lot of it is made by podcasters to get views for their podcasts, like the stupid trend of the before and after look.

They show themselves before a threesome swap and everyone else looks good here and the other cuts are messed up. So cringy. I think that is really having the opposite effect that most podcasters want. Maybe they get some views from a shock factor of people being like, I just saw, I just have to see what this is all about. And most people would see that and swipe away. Even me, someone who's actively in the lifestyle that has, that is in the, they are promoting. I have a few creators who actually make educational content and that's just not trying to get views from the shock factor in someone.

Trust me, those content you like, content creators you like, they're trying to make money in the lifestyle. I listen to a lot of podcasts, and it seems like lately, damn near, every couple has had heard the term lifestyle, lifestyle swinger, or some term in some culture all themselves. A glut of lifestyle-related podcasts. Be about swinging and hot white for the nine-mining in general. It is astounding. And in my opinion, that everyone at Even Miley listens, there are about 50 that are absolutely terrible. Yeah, of course. There's always terrible ones. Let's see. Let's see. What else?

You need to try listening to a strictly anonymous podcast. Look at me. I'm helping out a lot of podcasters. The good thing about her podcast is that all their guests, it's all guest-based. Yeah, okay. Thank you. Crickly Anonymous Podcast. Look at me. I'm helping out all the podcasters. The good thing about her podcast is that all their guests, it's all guest-based. Yeah, okay. So you're mostly hearing different voices, stories, and perspectives of each other. Otherwise, I find it. I listen to her podcast a bit over the past few years.

Holy shit, she talks over the guests so much, it makes me crazy. I want to hear the guests. All right. Let's see. What else? Do. Nothing nothing i can't see anything no one when they're less when they're less post a lot on swingers they post a lot on reddit i wonder if they're fucking do they fuck or what let's see what else they got nothing i'm trying to guys i'm trying to find out there's one about me in here about my podcast I wonder if they're fucking. Do they fuck or what? Let's see what else they got. Nothing. Guys, I'm trying to find out there's one about me in here about my podcast.

That'd be hilarious. This guy's a piece of shit. He shouldn't be swinging. Yeah, thank you. I am a piece of shit. What can I say? Just another creepy single guy. Anyways, let's see. I should have done... No, fuck. This guy wrote a book on this one. Basically, lifestyle podcast fatigue is a real thing. The number of frauds, phonies, and fakes that want to be never being a lifestyle. I don't want to be an influence. I just want to get you going and stuff like that. You only think they are the main one. Don't let the smoke and mirrors of SM fool you. That rarely translate into downloads.

Additionally, most of the window shoppers are not real lifestyles. They are simply feeding the animals in the zoo. A lot of people you probably talk to don't even swing and shit like that. Like I said, swinging is not for everybody. Let's see. Let's see. For us, it depends on the podcast. Some of them are incoherent rambling, like mine, with the husband and wife talking over each other. The best one we've listened to is that other lifestyle. Jason does an episode about a topic that gives great insight into the positive and negative. All right, good.

I'll doing it no i won't i'll just do whatever the fuck i want to do uh because it's my podcast you know i take the time let's see nothing so far no nothing let's see what this guy said remember two things people who are happy in the lifestyle don't have problems aren't typically calling into podcasts So you're seeing only one aspect of the lifestyle. A lot of podcast calls are faked and focus on topics to create disputes because that gets more ratings and happy calls. Okay, how do you fake that? I don't know. Whatever.

But anyways, yeah, so that's one of the things, you know, people complain about the podcast and stuff like that. Listen, there's a lot of podcasts out there. You can listen to anyone you want. It don't matter. Just have fun and just enjoy the swinging lifestyle. Get some information. Like I said, like a lot of them say, once you start swinging, podcasts don't really matter. Like I said, I started doing the podcast. I get some ideals now. I listen to them. They were boring. They don't talk about a lot of stuff. They talk about the same old shit. They were at Secrets. We did this, yada.

They do the same shit. Like I said, Front Porch Swingers were all about, they were a couple that likes to fuck single guys. And it's like, okay, great, awesome. A couple I like. Well, you know, you got to be a black guy with a big-ass cocks to fuck her.

So it's like, oh, well, you know, I'm not going to really listen to that to that anymore because you know i have no chance with her so you know it is what it is so it's like okay i think a podcast where they're actually real and true and they don't they don't pull any punches i think that'd be a good one anyways so you know uh let's see what else we got we got pubic here what do i tell you gentlemen shave your cock and balls so this one talks about so i occasionally get a brazilian wax but most of the time i'm natural oh yeah all natural i like it no ingrown hairs no itchiness i never had anyone have any issues with people who don't like this many have said they love it but you're planning to go to the club for the first time as a couple and i got contract contacted by a profile wanted to meet and the profile said no bushes it's unhygienic and disgusting okay i can stop you there fuck them go move on why do you fucking want to please another couple what you're gonna shave off your fucking bushes like my beard i have couples literally say we don't don't want, we need clean shaving.

I'm like, I'm clean shaving down there. I shave my cock and balls, but I'm not going to be clean shaving. I'm not going to shave the fuck your wife either. I'm not that desperate. I was quite shocked, apart from the fact that it's unhygienic. If anything else, if anything, you're less likely to get infections from here, Focco's getting trapped. I was surprised that there were people in the community who would have this opinion. I get, I get preferences, but to say it's disgusting is a bit strange. No, it's not a bit strange.

Cause if you were, you're not in the lifestyle that long enough, you will realize lifestyle people are hypocrites and they're very judgmental to the things they say they're not, which they are.

So my question is when you, we go to the club, will people be disgusted by my bush or is that an outlier okay are you good looking let's click on your profile let's see if you're any good looking if you post any pictures all right from the picture you post you got a nice body no no one's gonna give a fuck about your bat your bush they're gonna love you they're gonna fuck you anyways now you going to get that one couple that says, oh, it's disgusting. Okay, well, you know what? It's disgusting to them. What's disgusting to one couple could be a fucking aphrodisiac for another couple.

So don't worry about it, honey. Do your own thing, man. Don't fucking worry about what those people, they don't like Bush. Fuck it. You can come and sit on my face. AC loves a good Bush. And in fact, I would love to bring back the bush. So many fucking clean-shaven pussies, man. Have a landing strip. Have a V. Have something. Dude, look like you're a fucking woman. You know? I don't know. I guess. So, yeah, don't worry about it. You're not an outlier. It's not an outlier. Well, it could be an outlier that couples says that.

You know, like i said couples are assholes sometimes you know even single guys are assholes but couples are just as a just think about a couple single guys one time asshole couples are two times the assholes because there's two of them so you know you got to be very careful and if you're self-conscious about it don't swing if it's that big of a deal to you don't swing let that bush out fucking walk naked in the club of your fucking bush hanging out and if no one likes it trust me i guarantee you you're gonna get fucked because if you're anything like that pitcher that profile pitcher guess what people are gonna go after you all right uh let's see what else okay confidence let's talk about that a little bit you got confidence in there i know people in my stC room and no one's talking.

But anyways, I haven't seen this discussed and I think it's worthwhile to mention. We've been in the last about 10 years and it's been a fun journey and we enjoyed it together. Good. I'm glad. This is a good success story. What are some unexpected things we learned during the journey? For me, a few stick out.

confidence the ability to take more ownership of my body and feel appreciated my husband has always loved my and complimented my body but hearing it from others is empowering to try yes the wanting is very uh a very much of a turn on for anybody it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman if you know someone says you've got great a great body fuck yeah i'm glad you someone other than the wife or husband appreciates when uh the german couple i played with at the hotel takeover uh she said oh you got a great body i was like fuck fuck yeah thank you for noticing my great body and stuff like that she was very good uh women talk about my gray hair i hate my gray hair but they fucking love it because they call it silver fox they like my beard i like running their fingers through my beard and stuff like that.

So, you know, it's awesome that the lifestyle can give you confidence, but it can also take away your confidence, too. You know, you think you're hot. Like I said, SDS, Swinger Delusional Syndrome. A lot of people have it. A lot of swingers have been in a long time, have Swinger Delusional Syndrome. They think they're hotter than they really are. And that's because, you know, you go to a swinger club, what do they tell you? Oh, you're so beautiful, you're so hot.

Because they want to fuck you and they tell you what you want to hear so they can get in your panties and stuff like that so you know it can fuck you the lifestyle can really fuck you over and make you feel like you're more than what you're worth and stuff like that that's why i always say i always have a very self-knowledge of what i'm worth. Average guy, average cock, average body. I know I'm not up in the top 1% of what women and couples want, but, you know, I have to work on it. I can fucking make your woman's work with my fingers.

I can eat great pussy just like a lesbian can eat a pussy or a woman can eat a pussy or whatever. So, you know, I learned I dress well, smell well, shave my cock and balls and all that stuff. Communication. Another one that she learned about, communication. We've always prided ourselves on our communication, but the need to discuss rules and boundaries and how certain desires really make us feel has allowed us to have an even deeper connection. That has always been in the case outside of the sexy stuff.

Yeah if you talk to a swinger couple you're new new swingers and you're starting out you and your wife you meet a couple and they talk about communication all that stuff that's a couple you want to latch on to because they know what a success in the lifestyle is which is communication it's not your body it's not how big your titties are, your ass, or how big cock you got. It's a communication part. Because if you don't got the communication down, you and your partner are going to be on different pages.

And when couples are on different pages, that can result in, what I would say, in miscommunication.

So that miscommunication could lead to lead to i wanted to fuck but you didn't want to fuck and i'm upset and now i'm fighting in the club with this couple with uh with you with my wife and my husband now because we didn't get to you know play and it happens a lot as i worked at caliente at the fuck rooms down there at the la luge or whatever it is uh you know couples are getting arguments because one was ready and the other one wasn't and things like that so you know communication so if you find a couple that talks about communication match on to them learn from them because they're going to be probably a very well off, not financially.

I'm not talking about money. I'll just be well off in their relationship. They're going to be happy. They're going to be fun. They're going to be able to guide you through that. Newbies, listen, veteran swingers, you've got to help newbies because newbies don't know shit, especially these young newbies because they really don't know shit. Trust me.

And the school systems are fucking these kids over, they tell these kids, you're special, and all that shit, from day one, and then they get out of the world world, and they realize, fuck, we're not special at all, we're just another number, another social security number, so, you know, you look at couples, and you see stuff like that, find those people, let's see, let's see, comparison, okay, the second thing that really blew me away from swinging, both my wife and I really crave a good connection, and a fun time for everyone, okay, good, let's see, what else, uh, confidence is another one, you know, that's good, for me, it's reclaiming sexuality, some people are reclaiming their sexuality, or bisexuality, or gayness, or whatever it is, and that's all great, as long as you got the communication, hell, you're going to be all right.

But anyways, you know, I'm going to get the fuck out of here. It's a Friday night. One more week. It's Swingers. It's Swingers holiday because it's Halloween. You know, the biggest parties in the Swingers calendar is usually Halloween. Get all those people dressed up. They fucking spend thousands of dollars on a costume just for one night. You got to love swingers, baby. And I love them, too. But anyways, thank you for listening. Hopefully, I didn't ramble on too much. Hopefully, I didn't make that podcast a word. Holy shit, why is this guy into swinging? You know what?

But I can tell you, I ain't going to give a fuck what your opinion is. So anyways, have a great night. Keep on swinging, everybody. And gentlemen, share those cock and balls for those ladies They'll appreciate it I want to be the angel when it's over You'll get lucky like a 40-year-old Baby, I'm a holly to your joker I want to be the forever my... You'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover, baby, I'm a holly to your joker. I want to be there forever on your shoulder. I want to be the angel when it's over. You'll get lucky like a four-leaf clover, baby, I'm a holly to your joker. Closer.