Join host AC Maxwell on today's episode as he delves into the intriguing and sometimes bizarre realities of life as a swinger. From the unexpected challenges to the exciting adventures, AC explores the five weird truths that define the swinging lifestyle. With candid discussions and expert insights, this episode promises to shed light on the fascinating world of alternative relationships and open-mindedness. Whether you're a seasoned swinger or simply curious about this unconventional subculture, AC Maxwell is here to guide you through the unique experiences that come with being a part of the swinging community. Tune in for a thought-provoking and eye-opening conversation that challenges traditional norms and celebrates individual freedom.swingingsinglepodcast.comswingingsinglepodcast@gmail.comhttps://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1754-5-weird-realities-life-as-swinger.html
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Welcome to the Swinging Single Podcast with your host, A.C. Maxwell, broadcasting to you from the legendary Upside Down Pineapple Studios here in the heart of Texas. So for over two decades, ladies and gentlemen, I embrace the swinging lifestyle as a single male. And on this show, I'm here to share my wildest tales and experiences with you and talk a little bit about the swinging lifestyle.
So grab some lube, some tissues for cleanup purposes and for the spouses out there get cozy and settle on in for some eye so uncensored eye-opening stories on the swinging single podcast ma'am gentlemen remember to shave your cock and balls and ladies don't forget to sit on your man's face the swinging single podcast with host ac maxwell is intended for entertainment and educational purposes only.
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well we're going to skip that intro and we're going to talk more about what we're gonna skip that intro and we're gonna talk more about what we're gonna be talking about today so i want to welcome you make sure you go to swing and single podcast.com to go check out all things ac then go to swing and single podcast at gmail.com if you got any questions or comments or concerns or anything like that we can uh talk maybe you can come on the show do an interview whatever talk about how i'm wrong and you're always right because you know you're always right right anyways today we're going to talk about something i found on the internet from a website called correct and it's five weird realities of of life as a swinger because i've been a swinger.
So for so many years, I figured that, you know, the realities sometimes in the fantasies don't need to mix. They need to stay separate. And, you know, I seen it, seen it all done. Most of it on all that stuff. So, you know, I want to talk about that, the five realities of a life as a swinger.
Maybe you guys can so for the swingers out there who are experienced or even newbies maybe you can you know recognize and say yeah that's pretty much it that's we got the same feeling and all that so i found this article on correct.com i will post the the link to it on the show description when i upload it to my webpage and all that stuff so you'll be able to read it as yourself. So it says, the five weird realities of life as a swinger. We bought a van with a waterbed and sat down with a swinger named Tom. Here's what he told us.
Nearly 10 million Americans today consider themselves to be satellite lovers.
I never heard that term heard that term satellite lovers before so this is the very first time ever hearing it hearing what a satellite lover is which doesn't mean that we're overrun with sputnik fetishes fetishes uh it means that more than ever people are becoming more open to non-monogamous relationships yes i agree i think it's uh especially the younger crowd the younger cats you know the younger 20 something 30 somethings are more into it and all that stuff but also you know what even when i look on uh dating websites and stuff like that for single people i see more and more uh older people being more uh more open to it so i don't think it's just a a one generation thing i think people are more getting into it because of the mainstream media you see it in movies more and more you see more people have podcasts about it and all that stuff uh so you know is it good i don't know is it bad i don't know it just you know it is what it is you to figure out what you want in your life.
You're never going to be happy until you can make yourself happy. It's like you can't love someone until you love yourself. So if you're not happy, swinging ain't going to fix that happiness. You got to first find yourself, make yourself happy, then you can figure everything else.
So Crack wanted to know the facts behind this the sort of setup since we have more than enough trouble convincing one person to sleep with us so we thought brought a van with a water band bud and sat down with a swinger named tom and here's what he told us okay so this is weird number five on the five weird realities of swinging. His life is a swinger. Despite the reputation, swinging is a female-driven culture. First off, our sex fan, Van Wilder, turned out to be inappropriate. We were weaned on pop culture in which swinging is a relic of the 70s. Well, you know, I disagree with that.
But Tom got into swinging with his wife's at his wife's request my wife is bisexual a few years ago she decided that she wanted to explore that side of her sexuality the couple went and searched for a single bisexual woman down for having threesomes when such a woman whom tom described as a unicorn and a unicorn is a bisexual single female, didn't pop into existence. They broadened their horizons. My wife brought up the idea of finding another couple who has interested in the same theme. One thing led to another. We soon found ourselves in bed with two other people.
And that's when we realized that we were open to a lot more than we originally thought. Tom was enthusiastic that his wife was the one responsible for kick-starting their exploration of swinging my wife calls it driving the bus i'm along for the ride but she decides where it's going to go and when it stops he claimed that in his experience women in the community are 100 in the in control i can 100 a thousand percent agree with tom a lot of these dudes and these couples think they're the ones driving the bus, but it's not. If your woman is into swinging, you're not going to be a swinger.
You have to be a single male. You know how much you guys all love single males in this lifestyle. Never complain about them. Nothing but respect and great words talk about single men that That's what I always tell couples and all this, that you're only one bad decision from being a single. Now, you don't have to play with single males. You don't have to even be involved in single males, but you know what? You do have to understand that this is the thing. Single males are here to stay.
Single males are not going to go nowhere we just had this past uh this past weekend sorry i got allergies this past weekend where i went to a hot wife party a hot wife theme party and one of the couples made it publicly known and complained that all the guys ever well i can't say, but most of the guys there were average to below average, and he didn't like that they could watch when they would do public play.
Well, unfortunately, you go on a night that was specifically for hot wives, which is a woman that has adult relations with other men, either they be single or married or attached, whatever, and you are playing it in an open room, which is open to the public. There was no, this is only couples only room.
Now, if you wanted their room to be couples only you should have put it on the door couples only like the rest of the smart people at the party but they didn't but they went online and they bashed the guys saying they won't be back when there's events that allow single guys which is good because we don't really want those debbie downers there anyways because debbie downers bring down a whole crowd don't matter if you're a couple singer, singer, or whatever. They bring down the crowd. But women in this lifestyle drive everything. They are the ones that start, kick it off.
They fire start the nights and stuff like that. Now, if the women are shy and bashful, the party's going to be lame. When the women are open, fun, and want to have excitement and want a party the the party's going to be excellent. So the women drive the whole thing. And I always find that when guys think they have a say in the swinging lifestyle, I don't think they really understand the swinging lifestyle because when I take a girl to the party, it's all up to her.
I can't really force force her to do anything i'm at her beck and call hopefully she wants to do something hopefully she doesn't so women swinging lifestyle is definitely a female driven culture and nothing wrong with that i'm back at a really big sneeze all right anyways in fact even the key party and waterbed stereotypes we turned who uh we hold turned out to be untrue according to some research modern swinging wasn't a product of the disco age in fact it got its start in the coolest pot way possible as part of a death pact among firefighters theory goes that back in World War II, firefighters had roughly the same life expectancy as a dog in a chocolate factory.
Swapping partners was a way to form bonds between families, ensuring that other guys would take care of one's life and kids if some kraut flake gun took them down.
it's a wonder why we call something so innocuous as swinging and not as far as appropriate as death humping well death humping was probably a stupid fucking term and a lot of people probably wouldn't get into it swinging sounds a little bit better ethical monogamy sounds a little bit better you know and I think what this story gets wrong is that it wasn't really that they were fucking the girl they would just say take care of my girl We'll see you next time. and I think what this story gets wrong is that it wasn't really that they were fucking the girl.
They would just say, take care of my girl. Same thing in the Army and all that, the Marines and all that, when they would go out to war, you know, look after my woman and make sure she's taken care of, not, hey, if I die, go fuck my girl. I don't think that's what, you know, that whole thing was part of during that time. But, hey, you know what? Whatever. Whatever floats your boat, guys. All right? So that's number five. Number four in this world of five rare realities of life as a swinger. Swinging magnifies normal relationship drama. All swingers have different limitations.
Some even prefer monogamous relationships relationships but with way more people than usual we met a couple and started to get along very well with them the attraction and chemistry was all there and the sex was everything we hoped it would be we would we had been together several times and it all seemed good but when we mentioned in passing that we were making plans to go on a date with another couple they got weird cold shoulder canceling plans all that finally they made it clear that they weren't happy that we were seeing other people and they didn't want to hear anything about it so they got a little jealous now does this happen to lifestyle yeah it does people do get angry that you fuck other people and you know even as a single male i get turned down because you know maybe i played with one couple and they don't want to play with me now because i played with one couple and that's fine i don't get mad no one should get mad that's their that's what they want i have seen couples team up and becoming relationships i have seen couples that done that truffle or what is it quad whatever it is i've seen them get together and i see them end badly because they break up they don't party anymore stuff like that uh when i worked at caliente there was you know another group that worked there two couples they were seeing each other they broke up they fired the two one couple and kicked them out of the resort and banned them from the resort so it can go badly so you got to put your i don't know what you would have to you would have to say say to a couple, if it ever gets to this situation, if you're in this situation, say, hey, we like playing with you, we love playing with you, we want to keep playing with you, but we are also going to see other people.
You're going to have to communicate that. That's why in every swinger podcast, communication is key. Communication is the most important thing you're going to have to do in in swinging if you want to be a swinger ethical nagamagamist polyamory whatever you want to do you're going to have to be able to communicate and sometimes it's difficult to communicate with other people about your sexual desires and stuff like that if that is too if it's too much for you you shouldn't probably be swinging you should.
But until you can tell another couple, hey, you know, me and Nancy, we want to have sex with other people or we want to date other people, see where else it goes. But we still love you. You'll be our number ones, but we're going to be with other people. So, you know, you got to think about that.
As you might have guessed by now, dating as part of a couple means worrying for four and that's why i never understood couples that are polyamory and all that stuff i could barely deal with one person how am i going to deal with two or three people so you got to really be somewhere in your life where you can manage the lives of four different people not like like manage-manage it, but be able to deal with four different people at once. Four different separate, four separate personalities. You know, just think about how hard it is if you're at a group party at work.
Boss says you want to order pizza. Where do you want to get it from? Everybody. You have 20 people in there. 20 people have different places where the best pizza's at. So you got to think about that before, you know, you get into that high-risk relationship with another couple.
More people are at risk of STIs, STds start spreading because you know what we the other couple could be lying to you i had couples lie to me say oh we don't play around we're just looking for one guy and you know okay great we get tested next day i know i find out they're having sex with pretty much everyone at the caliente and all that so you know that you you do have that risk of more stis because you don't know what people are really doing they might think you now that one couple that wanted to see other people could have just never told them that they were seeing other people but at least they were courteous enough to say hey we're going to see other couples and stuff like that so you always got to worry about that.
More chance of STDs and all that. And one person's drama can quickly become a small crowd's drama. Different couples take different steps to protect themselves. Not everyone in the lifestyle is into full-on sexual intercourse with other couples, aka full swap. Maybe they just want to do soft swap where they want to have sex in the same room.
They want to go take their girls out to a nightclub and let them dress slutty and act slutty and not have to worry about any other couples or any other dudes fucking around with them some couples limit to only the women playing together lesbian couples or anything but intercourse between couples soft swap or just having sex in the same room some just want to watch others others. Some just want to be watched. And, you know, if you have that couple friends, you don't want to even have same room sex, but you want to go watch people have sex. You can always have that.
But you can't be jealous and all that stuff. I don't know. I don't know why people get all jealous. But anyways, being open to more possibilities with your relationship is a double sided dildo or sword. It can lead to unexpected bliss and can end some deeply uncomfortable situations. We have heard shocking stories from friends who had been playing with a guy who decided he would try to sneak the condom off. We've heard rumors about men or couples at lifestyle events taking advantage of drunk women or couples and coercing them into situations they normally wouldn't say yes to.
I saw this this past weekend. One woman, a great couple. Well, the guy was great. The woman wasn't so great. Guy was awesome. Boyfriend, girlfriend, couple. She just got way too drunk. And she got drunk she her sensor button in her head went got broken she was calling people saying bad things i don't think it was bad i think people took it as bad but for me i knew she was drunk so i already knew what was going on so anything she told me i didn't take it to heart. She was screaming at her, berating her boyfriend, yelling at him, screaming at him, and making calls in a scene.
And that would cause the party mood to go down. Thankfully, they left, and the party picked right back up. Now, I've been to places where I had guys who wives would pass out drunk, and they would say, hey, come over and fuck my wife. She likes being fucked when she's sleeping. And I'm like, no, because technically that's rape, and I'm not fucking dealing with that shit. And I don't really want a woman to be up knowing that she's fucking me. Call me weird, I like feedback from my partners, you know. If she's moaning, yeah.
If she's not moaning, okay, what do I got to do to make her moan and make her go into bliss and have her orgasm?
You have guys, couples like that that will, you know, take advantage of drunken women ladies, you gotta be very careful When you go If you're going with a friend Make sure that guy's there to protect you Because if you drink You get too hammered He might not really give a shit about you too much And might pass you around to a hundred people You know, same thing If you're a couple, you're married hopefully your husband has your back but you know try not to drink so much i always tell people just have a couple drinks that's it that's all you need if you need more than that maybe you need to think about what's going on in your life where why do you need to get hammered to do something like this and figure that out?
Then once you figure that out, you get back into swinging. Guys, swinging is always going to be there. It'll be there next week. Next weekend, it'll be there the weekend after that. It'll be there a year from now, 10 years from now. There's no outlawing. I don't know what people were. I know people were freaking out because there was a rumor that Congress was going to make cheating illegal, that you can go to jail or something. But that's not going to happen. It'll be there. So you don't have to get hammered.
Figure out what's going on in your life where if you can, you know, have multiple partners. And you don't even have to have multiple partners. Remember, swinging could just be going to a swingers club, you two having sex, you know, you want to show off your extra business. You like that. I know a lot of women, they're not into swapping partners or having a threesomes and foursomes and stuff like that. But they do love going and watching and being watched when they get fucked. So, you know, you might just be that dynamic of a couple. So you got to figure out your dynamic.
And once you do, you won't have any problems because you don't have to worry about drinking or anything like that. So, obviously, creeps like that exist in all walks of life. Excuse me. Yes, creeps are everywhere. Creep, they're creepy couples, creepy single females, creepy single males in a lifestyle. I can't, I always, when it comes to single guys, there's a lot of creepy single guys, but yet I always say there's a lot of creepy couples out there. There are some couples that are just creepy as hell too.
Their husbands are creepy, their wives are creepy, they don't know how to act in a crowd or social situation. However, they got a pussy, so people tend to overlook it a little more than a single guy who doesn't have a pussy for them to pass around. So we have that. And it doesn't matter in the vanilla life, too. There's still creepy fucking people.
But pop culture tells us they're way more prevalent with swingers.'s not true remember there's more vanilla than there are swingers so there's more creepy people out there than there are swingers probably because pop culture is just jealous of all the sex they're having while it spends every Friday night rebooting comic book movies I don't know I don't know if that's true but that's what the article says and also I can say it's not true. Actually, I can say it's not true because not every swinger that goes to a swinger club is having sex with other people or even having sex with their partner.
i've been to many clubs in my life over my life over my years as a swinger where couples don't even fuck each other at the club they just go there to watch have fun let the wife have a drink or two let her dance in her miniskirt show off her pussy or tits to everybody and they go home and fuck they're not fucking anyone at the club so you can't really say everyone's having all this sex i think that's another thing that another myth people have that They always think we're all screwing. All right. Another one.
We're one of the five weird realities of life as a swinger most swingers have to stay causative yes i agree of course they do because it's not a acceptable lifestyle tom used to assume that swingers would be out on the prowl looking for unsuspecting innocent people to some weird, shady, eyes wide shut secret society where you would need a password to get in. You know what? Sometimes that is true. There are couples out there that do love going and finding vanilla people and trying to turn them into swingers. Like those couples at the club.
You see a couple at the club and you get a new couple that's first time there they can smell that it's like uh shark and and blood in the water they can smell those couples out and they go for those couples you know i've seen it and it's and it's i i think it's funny i think it's funny it's cute and funny that you get these veteran couples that they love christening or de-virginizing the new couple to the club or to the lifestyle and all that stuff so it's kind of you know it's kind of true but you know not as much as you would think it is so uh but to his surprise he found that none of the swingers he met were the least bit interested in luring single people into the lifestyle via riddles or masked orgies yeah um it can get annoying a little bit can it trying to convince people to do something that they probably wouldn't and you can cause a lot of drama you can cause a lot of problems at a club or at a party or anything like that sometimes things should be left in a box and you know for whatever reason just leave it in that box part of the reason might be that there are plenty of them, the Kinsey Institute estimates that there may be as many as 4 million swingers in America alone as a result, most swingers tend to assume that anyone interested in swinging their genitals about is already doing it.
Well, you know, you never know. Knowing someone who is already open to non-monogamy is a lot easier than trying to reel disinterested parties. If we've met you in the context of swinging, we already crossed that line. So, yeah, I don't, me personally, I wouldn't want to do any converting anybody to swinging. Now, when I do, I tell them I'm a swinger. I tell people I meet, the single females that I meet, that yes, I'm a swinger. No, I'm not looking for you to be my partner or anything like that. And that's it. That's all I put it. I just put it out there.
Now, later on, they might ask me, a lot of them, 99% of them ask me about what the lifestyle about and all that but as far as i wanted to do it i think maybe five percent would want to go actually go to a club and all that stuff so you know and i always tell them listen if you're not into this let's not go because i don't want to uh waste my time in the clubs that cost money even as a couple it gets expensive so you know you just So what I'm going to do is my time in the clubs that cost money. Even as a couple, it gets expensive. So, you know, you just don't want to waste your time.
We go out to a nice dinner for the price of a swinger admission. We go to a great dinner, get a great steak, meat, potatoes and all that stuff. So, you know, let's just sit back and think about it.
And there's some that want to go, they want to do it, and and they want to have fun but that doesn't mean all or even most swingers are open about it the only way my parents knew know what i had know that i ever had sex is because we have two kids and i like it that way most swingers don't want their family friends or co-workers to know about their lifestyle so there has to be a lot of discretionary secrecy jobs are the big jobs are the big thing you know some people have public jobs where you know it's frowned upon to be doing something like this now if they were doing it in the privacy of their home they could put out a leather mask ass chaps and all that's that beat the shit out of a person no no one's the wiser no one would care but you'd be a swinger oh my god or you're like the ceo of a person, no one's the wiser.
No one would care. But you'd be a swinger, oh, my God. Or you're like the CEO of a company getting caught cheating on your wife at a Coldplay and no one bats a fucking eye. But, you know, you have to be safe. That's why I said don't tell people, don't tell anyone that you're a swinger. That's just between you and your wife, you and your husband. If you are worried about your job. Also, future job prospects. A lot of people don't forget.
The younger generation doesn't think long-term on this, where you might be in your 20s, and you might tell everyone you want to start an OnlyFans page and start talking about and doing what other podcasts do, show your and all that stuff and talk about how you're getting back shots every Friday night at secret hideaway or at the local club you know trapeze or anything like that but you gotta realize one day all that will come to an end and what are you gonna do to do? You're going to have to get a job, right? And that shit, and believe it or not, the good companies will do a background check.
Good companies will search, Google your name, and see what comes up, see if there's any provocative photos, things like that might cause problems later on down the line. so you know I don't you know, I don't, you know, people don't want to, sometimes it's just better to keep it all in secrecy, you know, and not have everyone know that you are into swinging. It's going to be okay. It doesn't mean you're a bad person. It just means you're being smart. Think about your future. Think about all this stuff. Because I have a couple, they're doing OnlyFans and they're young. She just quit her job.
Then she got her OnlyFans account suspended. Now, what are they going to do? Do they look for another job or whatnot? Like I said, you got to be very careful because, like I said, not everybody is open to this type of lifestyle. And friends, you never know, friends might not like you anymore because you're doing this. Part of it is because many of the nation's swingers have careers where being even a little bit outside the mainstream can hinder your advancement. We've met politicians, teachers, and even former ministers.
Because of the need for discretion, there are swingers clubs all over the place, but they always guard their secrecy very well. I noticed that the cell phones are becoming a problem, especially you go to clubs like Secrets Hideaway. You see a lot of people posting.
You can see a lot of people in the background Now, hopefully Nothing bad happens But you know The videos, you gotta stop Taking videos and stuff like that Stop taking pictures In Madison, Tennessee, a bunch of wet blankets got together To ban their local swing clubs from acting Within a thousand feet of any school church daycare or park i agree they shouldn't be near any of those since the whole city was basically closed to them the swingers created their own church instead all right cool they created a church church of the swing get baptized by facials and all that stuff so yeah so you got to keep you know you always got to remember when you start swinging do we want to tell everybody now there are couples out there a lot of them Thank you.
And all that stuff. So, yeah. So you got to keep, you know, you always got to remember when you start swinging, do we want to tell everybody? Now, there are couples out there, a lot of them, that do tell everybody they're swingers, that they don't care, that everyone knows. That's great. That's what they think is best for them. Other people don't want no one to know. I know couples that don't even have a swingers profile at all. And they just go to the club and they find what they're looking for there when they go to the parties. Like I have a friend's couple. They don't have a profile.
They just the profiles blank. They don't put anything in their thing, what they're looking for, anything like that. They just put, don't have any pictures. It's just blank. They just use the website, sdc.com, to find out where the parties are at and stuff like that, where hotel parties are at and all that stuff. So, a girlfriend of mine, we were supposed to go to New Orleans. There's a place there.
they wanted us to submit pictures and all this stuff to get approved to go to their little hotel and we were just like well we are not at we we don't she didn't want to advertise it because she is a nurse she does you know nursing things she didn't want her pictures out there so i said i told the guy go listen she she wants to keep it discreet not everyone's like us you know that want to keep it out well we have to see you guys well i said i'm sorry we're not going to do it and then he said then he was like well you can't come in i said that's all right fine we'll find someone else to go thank you very much have a great day and that was it so you know you gotta think you just gotta think what is best for you as a couple tell everybody or don't tell no one and there is no right or wrong answer don't sit there and think there's a right or wrong answer to it because there's not don't let someone say oh if you're not proud to be a swinger you're not doing it right you can do whatever you want it's up to you what's best for you and your family what's best for you and your wife and your husband or whatever do what is best for you ac will support it don't worry about it i'll support you the second number let's see we did one two three number four swingers can still be homophobic tom doesn't want to portray an unreasonable rosy situation inside the lifestyle it's hard to imagine such shaming in a group of swingers and it does happen i cannot believe this happens even for women i know i know a woman that wanted to do a gangbang she was an older woman probably close to 60 and people got on her ass on this on the social media website talking about she's too old to be doing stuff like that.
She shouldn't be doing stuff like that. And I'm like, what's the difference? Who cares? She's enjoying the best life. She canceled the gang bang because she got so much shit from it. Who cares? What does a woman having 50 guys run a train on her have to do with you?
Remember, I love these people there say why does it matter what i do but then when something happens when they don't like something they got a bitch about it they do the same thing they do the same thing that people do to them the lady i feel bad for the lady i haven't seen her since i haven't seen a couple since that happened that was over a year ago and i hope they come back and do it. I hope she has fun, gets trained, whatever she wants. You know, because it's shit. You only live once, and she's pushing that age. I'm pushing that age. We're all going to push that age one day.
But it does happen. Maybe it's jealousy. Someone's getting more attention. Like I said, guys, you know fucking hot looking stud guy there he all the women all the couples are you know paying attention to him i learned you know you make friends with that guy i don't know why at the party this weekend there's a single guy there was a cocksucker he was a. He didn't want to talk to other single guys. I'm like, shit, you see those four guys over there? I got all four of those ugly son of a bitches laid. Because I told him, come follow me. I'll get us laid. Don't worry about it.
If you're a single guy, talk to other single guys, especially single guys that are seasoned vets, vets that know what's going on. If you're a newbie single guy, latch on to a guy that's been there, done that, because he can give you great advice on how to get laid. That's what you're there for. Oh, I'm here to make connections. No, you're not. You're not here to make connections. You just want to get your dick wet. It is what it is, and I tell people that all the time. And people, I think people respect me more because I tell them the truth and I'll bullshit them.
But anyways, the single guy there, he was a real prick. He didn't want no. He was doing shots and all that stuff. And he was talking about other things. I tried to talk to him and say, hey, how you doing? Wouldn't say anything. Wouldn't talk back. But once a couple would talk, oh, my, how you doing? Wouldn't say anything. Wouldn't talk back. But once a couple would talk, oh, my God, he wouldn't shut the fuck up. But he's over there praying around. He's trying to get laid. I'm like, the best way to get laid is for another single guy. Find out who's open to single guys. Find out who's not.
Single guys will know who's open to single guys what couples are help yourselves out but if you got a single guy that's doing real well and he's good looking latch on to that dude because guess what you're gonna get sloppy seconds or you know sloppy thirds you're gonna get the hand-me-downs from that guy that sounds mean but shit do you really care I'll see you next time. sloppy thirds. You're going to get the hand-me-downs from that guy. Now, it sounds mean, but shit. Do you really care? Because that couple you fucked five minutes ago, do you know how many guys she fucked before you?
She's going to fuck the whole goddamn room. You don't know that. You could be eating cum out of some... When you go down to that girl, you could be eating someone the other guy's cum out of her pussy because you don't know what she's been doing before she got to you. So latch on to that good-looking cat. Don't hate on him. Don't be jealous because he's getting all the attention. Get into him. Talk to him. Have fun with him. And he'll be your boy. You guys can team up and tag team some great-looking couples and all that stuff. Don't be jealous.
Couples, same way couples, don't be jealous of another couple. Just because she's better looking, then you don't mean anything. Trust me, there's a guy, there's a couple for you. There's a couple for everybody. Even big girls get loving. Or maybe it just makes people feel better about themselves, but it seems like human nature always takes over. And people will try to prop themselves up to the expanse of someone else. Remember, when you're dealing with the swinging lifestyle, bisexual females are the holy grail. Bisexual males are still looked down upon.
I don't like the fact that bisexual males are looked down upon.
I'm not bisexual, but still, if it's good for the goose, it it's good for the gander if you're okay with bisexual females you should be okay with bisexual males just tell the guy i don't want you touching my dick you know how many of them understand and are okay with it you know how many couples i fuck with a male is bisexual and i just say i'm not into that now if my fall out of your wife's pussy you can grab my cock and put it back in which is which i think is hot i think that is hot i don't and all that stuff you want to lick cum out of your wife's put my cum out of your wife's pussy go right ahead you ain't hurting me you want to lick the cum off your wife's tits when i blow my load on her go right ahead you ain't hurting me but i'm not sucking dick and i'm not taking dick in the ass or fucking any guy in the ass.
Hell, I don't even fuck a woman in the ass. So, you know, it's just, you just got to talk, communicate. They're not going to fucking, like, do people, do you guys, like, you guys, when it comes to a bisexual male, do you guys think that guy's going to rape you? Like, he's going to start just grabbing you, you're fucking his wife, he's going to jump on you and start fucking your ass? Is that what you think? I just don't understand the double standard. It's a bad double standard. There's a lot of double standards in swinging, but this is probably the worst one.
It's okay for you to be a bisexual female, but God forbid you be a bisexual male. And you know what? Shave your cockaballs, gentlemen, and bisexual males, you know, give me a shout out. Give me a email. Come on the show. Talk about your experiences as a swinger at swinging, swinging single podcast at gmail.com. I would love to hear from a bisexual couple because you know what? I want to hear how their experiences are different. Hopefully their experiences are not different.
When I first started, if you, they found out you're a bisexual male in the lifestyle, banned you from clubs it's a it's a lot better now maybe where they will let you in but you know couples won't fuck around with you and you even see it in the some of the ads you see on online no bisexual males like i could care less like i said i'll just tell you i'm not into like when a bisexual couple emails me listen I'm not into this stuff but you're more than free to do other things like that come off of her you know do cleanup services I don't care but you're not gonna we're not gonna have any sexual contact together and all that stuff I think I hung out with a bisexual at this party too I saw his ad he said he's bi and you know he gave me off that vibe because he got real close to me when he was talking to me and all that stuff Thank you.
I think I hung out with a bisexual male at this party, too. I saw his ad. He said he's bi. And, you know, he gave me off that vibe because he got real close to me when he was talking to me and all that stuff. But, you know, when we were tag teaming a chick, it really didn't, he didn't try anything, which is good because, you know, it would have been an awkward moment. Now I know, now if I talk to him again, I know I can ask him and all that stuff. So it won't be too awkward.
So when we write the article and all that stuff, when we write an article busting myths about BDSM, our source pointed out that some weird conflicts between her subculture and swingers. Both often wind up renting out the same facilities or using the same clothes on different nights. And while there was some cross-pollination, there's also a fair amount of conflict. It's like X-rated West Side Story situation. And just because swingers are open-minded about nabinami doesn't mean necessarily they're cool with, say, bisexuality. Nope.
Bisexuality in women is so common that it's almost suspected as a default in most of the lifestyle couples. Yes, I see that all the time. I heard straight couples when a female straight that they have problems sometimes hooking up with other couples. However, there is a huge amount of biphobia when it comes to men. Most couples make a point in saying the man is 100% straight. Some will turn down anything where the man is listed as any form of bisexual, bicarious, or even bi-comfortable. I'm bi-comfortable.
I don't care if bi guys are in the room Or gay guys are in the room I'm not fucking them And some will even refuse to get together with anyone Who has played with a bisexual man Regardless of whether any male-to-male sex has happened So you have people in the lives Who have already leaded to a secret life And then another secret life within that God forbid there's a bisexual swinger secret agent in the mix anywhere their heads would explode yeah i think so too i don't i don't understand that i think it's one of the bad things about swinging that you know we don't accept bisexual males as much as we accept bisexual female and the last one we're going to talk about the five weird ass things about being a swinger.
Swinger relationships are not inherently dysfunctional. When relationships stop working, there's a common neuromious pressure to fix whatever's gone wrong. Some people try to do that by opening up their relationships. In Tom's experience, that's generally a disastrous decision.
We met one couple that seemed very nice and stable at first, but as we got to know them them we started to see signs that they were having problems sure enough i found out in a conversation with her that they were going through some very rough times and she was hoping that swinging would keep them together it seemed obvious that to me that it was having the exact opposite effect and causing more strain on the relationship i guess in some ways it's like people who think having a baby will help fix a broken marriage it might distract you from the problems in the short term but in the end it will just compound them i agree tom is a wise man tom i agree with tom because you're never going to fix your relationship with swinging you just got to be on foundation, no cracks in that foundation because it's involving sex.
And I'm going to tell you something. The minute you meet that one couple as a couple and you fucking swap for the first time and you get that strange pussy and that strange cock in you, you feel like a youngster again. You could be 40, 50 years old. You feel like you're back when you lost your first virginity. You get that first pussy. You get that new cock. You get that new pussy. You feel that adrenaline going through you. You feel that euphoria. And you want more of it. It becomes like a drug. You almost become addicted to sex because of this.
And if you have cracks in your foundation problems in your relationship those cracks are going to get bigger ask anybody up north when the winter time when the snow starts melting and the cracks in the road get bigger and bigger and potholes get that's what's going to happen to your relationship you can create a big-ass pothole but if you're on solid ground there's no holes no cracks in there it can bring you guys a lot closer now luckily we have it where I don't and you know who those are you'll see them if you swing long enough you'll see it where you know i know couples i have known couples where they swung for a couple years and you never hear from them again everyone's goes where's john and janet where the hell they been we haven't seen them in a long time john and janet are no longer swinging because they got what they got out of it what they needed and they're happily married living their twilight years or whatever they're doing so you have that you're not going to fix your relationship by swinging guys stop fucking trying to you're going to ruin the relationship swinging you guys ruined swinging because of that not the single men but you guys but the fact that swinging won't save the doom relation doesn't mean it makes for a doom relationship one study of more than a thousand swingers found that the vast majority reported that swinging made them happier with their relationships of course get new pussy fuck new dick fuck the key is that they weren't unhappy with the relationship before people who swung like people in open relationships tend to be better communicating than the norm and good communication would do more to strengthen your they ship at a dozen key parties.
There you go. The communication. If you want... than the norm. And good communication would do more to strengthen your relationship than a dozen key parties. There you go. The communication. If you want, you don't have to be a swinger to have a great relationship. You gotta be, to have a great relationship in the vanilla world, in the swinger world, you gotta have the communication. Tom and his wife didn't get into swinging because their relationship needed a band-aid. We got into it this looking to spice up our sex life and something that we Thank you.
Tom and his wife didn't get into swinging Because their relationship needed a band-aid We got into this looking to spice up our sex life And something that we couldn't get from each other alone We have a strong marriage And always agree that our relationship comes first Good job It's almost like who and how you bone Doesn't necessarily dictate who and how you love And that was a great article I agree with all those Those are five weird-ass things that we have You can see that.
bone doesn't necessarily dictate who and how you love and that was a great article i agree with all those those are five weird ass things that we have in the realities like i said i'll post the link you can read it i just read it to you but you want to read it again go right ahead your show your friends you can text it to them and all that the five weird realities so how many of those realities are you what you? I would love to hear from you. So email me at swingandsingopodcast at gmail.com. All that great stuff. And, gentlemen, don't forget to shave your cock and balls.
You know, I hope you do. So your ladies and my screen. Okay, there we go. Look at that. Anyways, so let's get back to Reddit.
And let's keep on that trend of things bitter troops about swinging everybody's talking about fixing fixing rules and having loads of fun and swinging one what are some of the bitter truths about swinging two what are downsides of swinging nobody speaks about or say swingers are reluctant to share three what are some negative aspects facts observed after practicing swinging and considerable time experience and the older stories are welcome all right so let's see here's one you may not be as attractive as you think you are now i want to talk about i have a new thing it's called sds swinger delusional syndrome this is where you've been swinging so long that you believe that you are a 10 when you're in fact a five i've seen so many couples who think they're the shit who talk badly about others singles and couples yet when you look at them they are fags but because they are at a swingers club where a swingers club is sex people kiss their ass because they want to bang the wife they believe they are tens and they go to the clubs every weekend and get their ass kissed some more.
They go on believing their 10s, and they get the 10 attitude. Now, this happens in the vanilla world, too, where you get a bunch of women who think they're high class, they need a high-value man, but actually they bring nothing to the table. They're very low value. They just average women, and they believe they deserve an eight, a nine, or a ten man. This is what happens in the swinger world. They believe because everyone kisses their ass, they smile. It's like when I go to a club by myself. Guess what? No one talks to me.
The minute I bring a girl, a lady, a sexy fine lady, all of a sudden, they know who I am. They want to shake my hand. They want to do shit like that. Okay. The reality is you're never as hot as you think you are. There are very few hot ass couples. There's always that one, there's always couples there were, the female's beautiful. The male is ugly or the the female is ugly, and the male's better looking. The point in case was the couple that complained about the quality of single men this past weekend. He was short, about my height, I'm 5'8", he's about 5'8", he's baldy, got a decent body.
Not bad. His partner, his wife, not so great. Maybe a six on the looks and the body area. But yet, they talk like they're 10s. They act like they're 10s. So they get this delusional, they get the SDS, Swinger Delusional Syndrome. And this guy makes a great point. You may not be as attractive as you think you are. It's gut-checked reality. But swinging is about attraction. And sometimes you aren't attractive to people you want to be attracted to. Yeah. I would love for all the women to be attracted to me. But I understand some women just want black guys. Some women just want big dick guys.
Some women want six-foot-two guys. When a wife walks in with her husband six foot two, I already know, probably not going to get beat banging that chick. Because I don't have a fucking eight inch cock or anything like that. Now, does it hurt your feelings? At first. When I first started, yes, it did hurt my feelings. But now, it doesn't hurt my feelings at all.
Because I know there someone out there for me i'll i'll eventually get there and all that stuff other people say i will second this i often felt when my wife and i were in the lifestyle we got turned down a lot by couples online because i was about 20 pounds overweight yeah you gotta do that all right uh and the positive side of that it makes you look introspectively and see things that you should improve. Why have people texting me? Anyways, not everyone is attracted to everyone. Like I said, it is what it is. Here's a good one right here. One, it is not for everyone.
By some metric, 5% of the people have tried it to some degree, but only 2.5% stick with it. This is a self-selecting group of people that have the right dynamics I'll see you next time.
percent of the people have tried it to some degree but only 2.5 stick percent stick with it this is self-selecting group of people that have the right dynamics for it to work with them if you and your partner do do not have the right personality you need you either need to adapt and grow or give up on the ideal i don't know where they got the numbers but yeah they're true what they're saying is if you got a bad attitude you're not probably going to be into it real well another one stis stds catching feelings and any cracks in relationship will be massively exposed by pressures of swinging yeah no one wants to talk about stds everyone talks about all this stuff but people talk about herpes and all that i go fuck if you go to a swinger club and test everyone for herpes i bet you everybody has it People don't like that.
I go, fuck, if you go to a swinger club and test everyone for herpes, I bet you everybody has it. People don't like that. It's just one of those things. You may never ever have a symptom in your whole life of having herpes, but I guarantee if you've been a swinger, you go to glory holes, you're sucking cock through a glory hole, you got it. You got herpes at least. Catching feelings is another one. How many times you've couples fell in love with other couples? Or couples swap partners, literally, where I'll see you next time. Catching feelings is another one.
How many times have couples fell in love with other couples? Or couples swap partners, literally, where they would leave each other for each other's partner. That happens. Happens all the time that people don't want to talk about because they want to glorify swinging. It's a great, everything is awesome lifestyle, which it is, but it isn't. It's not always awesome. Sometimes it's fucking shit. Now, I don't think they want to talk about the exposing of the cracks in your relationship. I don't think people don't want to talk about it. I just think people don't really talk a lot about it.
Number three, can't think of any related to time, but we have come across that are not directly applicable to people in long-term relationships as well as perhaps the main one is when you play with a couple and really like each other couple to couple but then they stop or break up and it makes you sad or miss what you had with them for a while yeah because you have we're human beings we have feelings you know i know couples i still remember couples today when i was 20 or 25 fucking them how great of experience that was with them like the two women i had relationships with when we were a trio i still remember them i'll still remember them to the day i die you know it's just you know you got to move on just like in every relationship let's see what else people say about this stuff nobody here much talks about the explosive arguments that can happen yep know the jealousy that's going to happen guy whips out a 10-inch cock your wife fucking squirts everywhere you never made never made your wife squirt before, and this dude makes your wife squirt.
Yeah, there's going to be some anger, some jealousy. Or how expensive a swinger positive therapist can be monthly. That's out of pocket and not covered by insurance. Okay. So this guy wants swinger therapy covered by insurance. Or how one spouse can be super thirsty like a child in a candy store at the beginning, and how hard it can be to put the reins on it. Thank you.
swinger therapy covered in buying shirts or how one spouse can be super thirsty like a child in a candy store at the beginning and how hard it can be to put the reins on it of course yes like i said once you open pandora's box you can't go back ladies and gentlemen so are you okay with your wife you're i already know guys you're okay with your wife being with other women but when you want to be with other women you want to stick your dick in some strange pussy don't get all shocked that your wife wants to have some strange cock inside of her either because she might ask for that later on and down the road just because she's 25 she wants to fuck other women now doesn't mean when she's 35 she doesn't want her to have new dick because she's got tired of your dick.
I know there's a lot of guys with super cocks where their cocks are the only cocks that their wife only wants. They never want any other cock because your cock is super. Like I said, send me those pictures. Swinginsinglepodcasts at gmail.com. I've got to get my cock where I can be a super cock. I want that. And if you guys can help me out, send in your pictures because your cocks are super where no one wants, your wife only wants to fuck you and no one else, I gotta see this. No homo. No diddy.
Nobody talks about how much wasted, how wasted some people have to get to be comfortable in their lifestyle. So true. Just this past weekend, people were fucking, girls were hammered. A couple women were hammered people were fucking girls were hammered a couple women were hammered a couple guys are hammered i tell guys don't drink at all because your dick needs to get hard or how bad most people kiss uh you know bad breath long toenails yeah all that stuff hygiene people don't talk about hygiene that much or the I'm better than you attitude. There you go.
Those are the people I was talking about where the reality is you're not as hot as you think you are. If you want to find out how hot you are, go to a regular Vanilla Club. See how many guys hit on you before midnight or 1 a.m. or closing time. At closing time, even the ugliest of the uglies are getting hit on. And the funny thing most of the time is that they all are puffery. I don't know what that means. Attractive, somewhat fit, financially stable, kind, and gendered couples you click with sexually and friendship-wise are the real unicorns in this story. Eh, yeah.
I like, they always call the single bisexual female a unicorn, but I call what I really say a unicorn is. A unicorn is a good-looking male and a good-looking female of a couple. You don't really get those two together. You don't see those Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie couples. You'll see them once in a while. They're the unicorn. They're the true unicorns. A single female in their lifestyle is not a true unicorn. A true unicorn is a couple where the male's good looking and the female's good looking and all that stuff. So, you know, that's some of those things.
So I always thought that was a good tie-in with what my topic was today. Let's see.
do do do do okay so let's see we'll do this is another one for a topic scientific answers to major questions about swinging okay we'll talk about that later all right we already talked about that the egyptian guy but anyways let's get on out of here hell it's been 55 minutes i have not that much to talk to about remember go to swing and single.com uh swing and single podcast.com or swing and single podcast at gmail.com give me any questions or anything bisexual males come on my show talk about your experiences how has it been has it been good or bad or whatnot anyways i'm gonna get out of here get out of you here hopefully you've been enjoying my show and all that stuff but anyways keep on and gentlemen shave your cock and balls ladies don't forget to sit on your man's face have them eat that pussy out but But for everybody, keep on swinging, everybody.
