10 Things Only Swingers Will Relate To

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I got the worst tasting girls Oh yeah, welcome to Swingin' Single Podcast I'm your host, AC Maxwell Make sure you go to swinginsinglepodcast.com Check out all things AC Also, if you got any concerns, questions, or anything like that Something, a topic you want me to cover on the swinging lifestyle Please email me at swinginsinglepodcast at gmail.com So today, we're going to talk about 10 hilarious swinger problems only Thank you.

swing and single podcast at gmail.com so today we're going to talk about 10 10 hilarious swinger problems only we will understand and all that stuff and we'll talk a little more about reddit tell you about my adventures in kraken resort not so great but you know it is what it is but we're going to keep it short we're going to try to keep it under minutes. I'm going to try to start doing 30 minutes, you know, because it's going to be really tiresome and all that stuff. So I don't know. Maybe I'll just do more 30-minute podcasts and, you know, get on with my life and all that stuff.

We got it's Thursday night here in Texas. We got the Dallas Cowboys playing the Philadelphia Eagles opening football. Football is back. So it's a great time to be a sports fan. We got baseballs heating up. The playoff races are coming. October's coming, so you know you get all that. And October is like, what is it, swingers paradise because you have Halloween coming up, and that's like swingers Christmas.

You know, swingers love to dress up and dress up in halloween costumes and all that stuff so the whole month of october is like a big party atmosphere at all the clubs and all the resorts that are around the country and all that stuff so you know just get ready for that because that's a little less than 30 days away those little parties and all that stuff so you know so we gotta be watching out and make sure you're taking care of yourself mental health and all that stuff make sure you're going out to the gym taking care of that and gentlemen remember shave your cock and balls so i figured we would talk about 10 hilarious swinger problems only we will understand they say the lifestyle is full of excitement and fun but let's be real there are some problems only swingers truly get yes there are some problems that only we will ever Never understand.

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style is full of excitement and fun but let's be real there are some problems only swingers truly get yes there are some problems that only we will ever understand here's a slightly amusing look at the challenges that come with territory check out 10 swinger problems and only swingers will ever understand number one is packing for a weekend trip most people pack clothes and toiletries you you're trying to decide which lingerie matches the theme night and if 12 condoms are enough just in case not to mention the biggest suitcase for almost an almost naked vacation let's talk about that i have experience with that you go to desires you go out to caliente paradise lakes rooftop you go to secrets hideaway and all that stuff, and you're like, hey, you're going to be naked 99% of the time, you're not going to need clothes only to go close to leave the area or the resort, and yet you have two or three suitcases full of clothes and all that stuff.

You just bring so much more, like when you go on a family vacation, you bring less on a a family vacation but you and your wife will go on a vacation to a swingers resort and you will bring more luggage than you will for your family and it's filled with whatever you want to fill lingerie dildos all that great stuff and you know it's just hilarious that we have to go through all that sorry people but this is a amateur podcast you're gonna hear noise outside of it so you pack Thank you.

it's just hilarious that we have to go through all that sorry people but this is a amateur podcast you're gonna hear noise outside of it so you pack for the weekend trip you're having a good time you gotta pack everything condoms and all that stuff you know i always say bring 24 bring a 48 pack of condoms because you just don't know what's gonna happen and all that stuff but yeah you know you do a lot of stuff and all that stuff all right the number two the pineapple thing Thank you.

what's going to happen and all that stuff but yeah you know you do a lot of stuff and all that stuff all right the number two the pineapple thing it's a it's is it upside down for fun or are you just bad at grocery shopping either way we have been approached in the prudence aisle one too many times so have you seen someone shopping and they have the in the cart a pineapple and it's upside down, you never know if they're a swinger or not because you just you just don't know this day and age because chances are sometimes people don't know what the upside down pineapple means.

Now, if you don't know what the upside down pineapple is and you're new to the world of swinging, it is the international symbol for being a swinger. And, you know, one time at one time it used to be the black ring uh you know on the wedding hand and all that stuff but you know what that died out that really didn't catch on so we they did the pineapple and the pineapple thing has caught on and that's the international symbol so you might see upside down pineapples when you're shopping in the produce section or at the grocery store.

Does it mean to approach them and ask them if they want to have a swap? It's up to you. See what you can do. But, you know, I wouldn't. But, hey, you know, you're not me. You go out, you live your life crazy and all that stuff, so you go out and do it. But just be careful. If you don't want people to know outside of the lifestyle that you are a swinger, watch out for the upside-down pineapples. Don't wear the upside-down pineapple t-shirt to the family barbecue, and you'll be all right. Number three, explaining lifestyle to a vanilla friend.

No, it's not about yoga retreats or clean eating, but there's a lot of flexibility involved, or we'll just don't get together and fuck. We just don't get together and fuck. A lot of people don't understand the likes of everyone. Think, oh, man, you go out and you fuck everybody. No. A lot of swinger clubs use more of talking. Now, if you go to Europe, that's a whole different scene. That's where you do go to the swinger club. You go there to fuck.

So what you see on TV, what you see on pornos, it it's not in america it's in europe so if you want that experience where you walk into a club and you take off your clothes and you just start fucking and having a good old time go to europe take a vacation take a two-week vacation with your spouse and all that stuff and have a great time single guys you're treated like uh human beings in europe i would i would recommend you guys go in there and yourself because guess what? You'll be treated fine and you will get a lot of pussy.

Uh, you know, those, those, uh, European ladies, they fall for American accents all the time. Just like the ladies over here fall for European accent or foreign accent and all that stuff. Uh, and all that stuff.

But our friends, they always think, well, we just go to a club, we get naked and we start fucking no that could be far from the truth like i said too many people in the lifestyle and outside of lifestyle watch too much porn uh too much hollywood movies i think there's a movie now coming out where they talk about non-monogamy the couple's non-monogamous and they have all these fun and all that stuff and it's gonna paint that shit in a horrible light i already can tell you because hollywood never gets anything right and why do people believe what the shit they see in the movies in the first place i don't know why but you know it's not what you think guys too bad it wasn't but you know what it is what it is number four the walk of fun leaving someone's hotel room at 3 a.m and thigh-high boots and glitter makeup is one thing running into a co-worker in the club now that's awkward i don't think it is why do people get all crazy when they think about someone being at a club listen no one knows where swinger clubs are you might think you might see some see some no-name, no-nothing building and a bunch of cars are there at 12 midnight.

You don't really think anything of it. You're not going to, oh, that's obviously a swinger place. Swinger clubs, they advertise on the web, but they don't advertise out where it says, come here, sex club here. There's nothing like that.

You're not going to, unless you know, unless you're looking for a swinger swinger club you're never gonna know that there's a swinger club anywhere by you because they don't advertise it out in the open they do it online you can find them online but you would never find them out in the open now places like secrets caliente paradise lakes yeah they're gonna know people gonna know what goes on there because there's gonna be rumors coming out and like that.

But if you're just like at a swinger club and you don't really know too much and it's in a busy area, you may not ever, ever know that it was actually a swinger club and all that stuff. So, you know, to me it's weird when people get awkward when there's a co-worker there because guess what? They're there for the same reason, you're there for the same reason.

All right, the same all right five seconds it should be awkward but after that you know you don't isn't it awkward goes away say hey i'm here with my spouse i'm here having fun you know what happens here stays here we don't bring it into work and they do bring it into work guess what fucking nail ram those people let us know we'll fuck with them we'll do whatever we can for you because that's bullshit you shouldn't be in trouble because you're enjoying your life we got to start standing up with other our other sisters and brothers in this lifestyle that even when we do our jobs and we go home this should never affect our jobs or anything like that um the 3 a.m walk yeah that's always fun But you know what, it's a good, fun walk You know, you just got fucked the shit out of You saw your wife get fucked the shit out of You fucked the shit out of a couple women You're having a great time and all that stuff So you know what, the walk of shame Or the walk of fun, they call it, is awesome And all that stuff Number five, overusing the word connection We're just looking for a connection Start sounding like more of a dating catchphrase Than an actual lifestyle goal Yep Thank you.

overusing the word connection. We're just looking for a connection. Start sounding like more of a dating catchphrase than an actual lifestyle goal. Yep. I don't know why. Any man that tells you they need a connection to have sex with you is a fucking liar. I'm going to tell you that right now. If your husband says, yeah, honey, I need a connection to have sex with another girl and a couple, I'm going to tell you this, ladies.

Your man's lying to you your man can stick his dick in anything if he wants to if he ever feels like it there's no oh my god i gotta have a connection no granted there's one or two guys out there that probably are like that uh but the majority of men they're not like that we're i'm like i said i don't lie to i'm here to fuck i joined the lifestyle because i was a horny young man and i just wanted to have sex get that pent-up frustration out of my fucking system and all that stuff and i found the lifestyle to be great the people i could be who i am and not have to be judged by it now in this day and age though you get judged even in the lifestyle now they're judging but let's go back to the connection everyone says they need a connection it gets boring after a while enjoy the lifestyle enjoy it while you're young or while you still have able to function you know you're still able to get wet you're still able to get hard because that shit goes away and enjoy it while you're young because guess what you'll see a lot of 60 year olds who can't find anyone to play with because they are you know not wanted in the lifestyle we're gonna look at a reddit post of a young of a six-year-old lady i think or or did i already do that one i think i already did but we did one with the she was 60 years old and she feels irrelevant because no one wants her because she gets old and that's what happens so the connection part is just dumb as shit because you know we all are here for the same thing just to have fun and have fun but people use it to i guess you know honestly i think that people do it because they don't want if they want to feel less of a whore and don't worry about man we're all whores everyone's a whore whore let's whore yourself out whore away be smart about it wear condoms get tested all that stuff and also gentlemen shave your cock and balls the night overload glow party on a friday leather and lace on a saturday and a masquerade ball on sunday however in the chaos have you forgotten that regular clothes feel like yeah because swingers love to spend money on clothes.

You probably could. You know what? Actually, if you go to a couple's house and you look in their closet and they got all these weird ass costumes in there, the lingerie sets and all that, they're probably swingers. Because, you know what? Swingers love theme nights. That's why I said October is like the Christmas of all fucking people, of all swingers.

I they go all out i've never seen so much i was at the kraken resort this past weekend and you would not believe the stuff that people wear just to these white out parties there's a white theme there's a white theme and all that and it's just like look at and he's like jesus christ like they spent a lot. And you know what? Me? I don't try not to spend as much as I can. I just try to spend as little because, you know what? I'm already paying top dollar just to be there because I'm the single guy. But you do have a lot of theme nights. And there's theme nights every single club.

Now, these themes are pretty good. Some of them are pretty nice.

you got themes like leather and lace white out black out uh pirates you know t sports t-shirts stuff like that hot wife themes stuff like that so you got all kinds of different themes you just look up your local club you can see the theme for the night and you could dress accordingly that's why when you go to swinger resorts you bring in five you bring in two to three suitcases for our naked vacation because you want to dress up and swingers love to dress up number seven accidentally running into your neighbors the day you see your neighbors at a party is a day you both silently agree to never mention it over the fence but maybe find an even of a kind of a have a connection later hey I always say don't fucking shit where you eat but some people don't listen to me they don't listen to good old AC but they're gonna shit where they eat I always say don't do it don't do don't fuck with people at work and don't fuck people in your neighborhood because guess what you gotta see those people and what happens if shit blows up what are you gonna do you got a mortgage you just can't get up and leave it's not like if you're renting you fuck it the lease is over let's get the hell out of these place no you gotta hope either We'll be right back.

blows up what are you gonna do you got a mortgage you just can't get up and leave it's not like if you're renting you said fuck it the lease is over let's get the hell out of these place no you got to hope either they move or you get to move and you know what the housing market ain't that great right now so it might be tough to sell your home so if shit goes sideways you're fucked so just stay away from the whole situation if you see your neighbors just have a good laugh and say hey we didn't know you didn't know well we'll have fun didn't just agree not to fuck each other because things can get awkward guess what maybe neighbor tom keeps coming over to your wife's house when you're not home over your house to see your wife when you're not home maybe jane comes over your house when young ladies you're not home and your hubby'sby's home alone.

She might be willing to keep them busy while you're gone. Unless that's your deal and you don't give a shit. But hey, just stay away from that stuff, guys. That's AC approved. Number eight, group date, group chat drama.

Nothing says lifestyle problems like having to organize a group trip and someone is trying to turn the chat into a new version of pornhum you get all that stuff yeah i was in the hr group and a lot of times every fucking day girls are posting the same fucking pictures and guys oh my god it's so beautiful so hot and like dude it's just the same pictures the same people all the time it's nothing new why are we why are we talking about how hot it is it's not that hot but you know you always get those one people in the group chat that want to dominate the group chat too and if you have it your notifications on it's like ding so you know when a new person came in or a person who gave a good picture came in because you hear that ding uh that notification notices and all that stuff you hear that all the time so you know you know you gotta watch out for those groups that have that one person and it's always you're never gonna get away from that because there's always gonna be that one couple that one person male or female that wants to dominate you know they gotta have it and all that stuff number nine too many invitations tooitations, too little time.

You RSVP to three events this month. Now you're triple checking your calendar to make sure your kid soccer game doesn't overlap with Neon Night. When you go to SDC, you can see the parties and you see the people that sign up.

And you'll notice that people will sign up for three parties in one night or two parties in one night and to me i was like why why do you why do people do that because now you're just fucking doing all kinds of dumb shit and you gotta oh i'm gonna go here oh no i'm gonna go this place you know commit to one spot but you know as swingers we always know we always try to have open what do you call it open options and all that stuff open leadership open options so we try to have those options open and all that stuff so you might see someone with you know going to be at tbc south why they say they're going to be at tng and also colette's on the same night now maybe they're going to go all three but i doubt it but you know we like to keep our options open just like we like to keep our sex options open and the last one remembering names is hard number 10 is remembering names hard and this is so true because you know what i can't remember no one's fucking names i remember names i remember faces i don't remember people's names remember their how they look naked uh favorite sex position and how they look like their names, no clue.

And, you know, that's something that swingers have to do all the time because you, especially if you're a good-looking couple, if you're a good-looking couple, especially if you're young, 20s and 30s, you're going to meet a lot of people unless you go to a real stuck-up club.

You know, there's clubs that are very stuck-up and shit like that where, you know, they just don't really, you know, people they're kind of like you know when i was at the crack in this weekend i felt like it was very uh cliquish if you didn't look a certain way if you if your boy if your man was in on trt testosterone treatment or your wife didn't have the uh silicone tits i don't think you were really that much in like by a lot of people you know we approached a couple to play and they didn't want to play and stuff like that and my date was very good looking one of the best looking dates i had so i don't know so i don't know what it was maybe it was us maybe we just gave off a bad vibe probably but who knows and all this stuff but you know remembering people's name is tough and shit we we know what your penis looks like we know what your pussy looks like your ass and tits look like but shit we couldn't even tell your name and so that is one of the you know the 10 hilarious things that only singles will know and all that great stuff so and all that stuff so i hope you enjoyed it i'll put the link up on the show description when i post this which will be right after i get done here and all that stuff so let's go back to reddit and remember gentlemen shave your cock and balls picking and choosing single males at a club so this is something i'm gonna read because this is something right up my alley and all that stuff so since i'm a single guy i figure you know i can help you guys out to tell you what you can do all right so i'm sitting here waiting on today's college football to start and my wife is on the phone with one of the hottest uh one of the hostess from local clubs discussing single men the bottom line of the discussion is how they are about to raise the fees for single men from double the couple's price to triple.

The club owner cannot legally exclude single men all the nights without excluding the single women. So jack the price and run the trash off. If it works, it will solve most of the headaches. Running a club has sensed the single males generate 80% of the complaints that they get, with the other 20% being divided amongst the drunks Thank you. has sensed the single males generate 80% of the complaints that they get, with the other 20% being divided amongst the drunks and the couples.

But what got me to stop listening and write this post was the rest of this discussion about single males and the physical examination, or lack of a latter phrase, they have to be willing to be height, height weight proportionate and have a provable medium to large size cocktail into a tent they also need to sign another waiver on top of the one they signed to come in i personally don't know what happened there last night to bring all this on but the club moving to get out in front uh front the fly infestation to be the step in the right direction okay so what is this so i guess something happened at a club they didn't like the single guy so now you have to sign a new waiver they triple the price and you You have to have a medium to large size cock and you need to be height rate proportionate all right so there's a key thing that i would like to talk to you guys about if single men were really the problem in the lifestyle you would actually know it you know why because single men will be allowed to go to every single club every single night that it's open.

Because the guy had a great line right here. The club owner cannot legally exclude single men all the nights without excluding single women. It's called discrimination. Clubs, if a single guy really wanted to make a club give them a headache they could sue the club for discrimination because you cannot charge a couple one price a single female another price and a male another price it's called discrimination ask the people at the masters golf tournament when And all Fortune 500 CEOs were given a complimentary membership, they had a female. They didn't have any female members.

So the first female CEO of a Fortune 500 company got to get a membership. And it actually went, I think it went to the Supreme Court that says, yeah, they cannot discriminate based on even if it's a private membership. Because guess what? Those clubs do interstate commerce. And under interstate commerce, you cannot discriminate. So you have to prove that everything you get from in your business comes from in-state because that's intrastate. Interstate would be doing business outside.

So if I'm in Texas and I buy my condoms for california i'm committing interstate commerce which i cannot legally discriminate against anybody because of the fact that i do interstate commerce and the laws say in the interstate commerce you're not allowed to uh discriminate based on sex creed whatever it is whatever the fucking government says this day and age all right so i think that was a good point so legal actually you know a lot of people don't like single mills because they don't bring anything to the table which is fine at least i like it when people say that because then it's the truth i'm not getting this bullshit oh they're just hands're just handsy and stuff like that.

No, it's just that because they don't bring anything to the table. Now, if they brought something to the table and they were handsy or they were creepy looking, eh, maybe we'll put up with it and we'll fuck his wife or whatever. But no, since they don't have nothing for you to play with and he's not attracted to you, he touched you without asking, you have a problem with that.

Whereas when it's a a couple you kind of let it slide and you just go on with your life and all that stuff so you know i see i see the problems there and all that stuff but yeah legally you the if we were if the single men run it too they could just make all swinger clubs single male friendly forever and all that stuff and i've seen i know i lived in florida you know paradise lakes tried to do a couples only where they excluded single males and single females and that blew up in their fucking face real bad then you know caliente tried to do no single males at all and that fucking within a month i think it changed to back to you know they have a single male so you know you gotta be very careful with this and all that stuff you might think oh it's a private club they could just take it to say who know whoever they can say to get in that's not necessarily true there you do have to follow the laws you still can be not be you like a private company they have laws of foul discrimination they can't just say we're not gonna hire black people or we're not gonna hire Mexicans or Hispanics or anything like have to have, you have to follow the laws of the United States of America and all that stuff.

So, you know, it's very, it's very, it's a fine line. But like I said, you know, the single male hate is understandable and I get it. And it's no big deal to me because, you know, I don't really give a fuck. You know, you don't like because I'm a single guy, fuck it.

Then when I have a hot piece of ass with me at the club do not be fucking approaching me because you know the answer is no and all that stuff so you know it is what it is and i always find out they like single guys because i ask them do you guys play with single guys they say oh no we stay away from them oh well that's easy you know for us and all that stuff so you know it is you know it is what it is uh in this day and age uh single guys we got to do better start acting you know guys just start acting better don't ask that don't act like a fucking desperate motherfucker i know some of you probably haven't gotten laid in a long time because your wife stopped giving up the pussy shit like that but you know you gotta start acting like a little like a gentleman when you go to these places you know help each other out single guys help each other out you know you see a guy fucking around doing stupid shit you know talk to him and say hey man just pull him to the side and don't threaten to beat someone up either because that's just dumb because you're gonna go to prison and shit like that you're gonna go to record why just because you want to act like you want to act like the cool guy in front of the couples look at me i'm i'm a nice guy i defend couples and all that shit they don't need you you to defend them, they can defend themselves, if they're manning for defending them, then, you know, fuck that couple, you know, they got problems and all that stuff, so, you know, that's one of those things you gotta worry about, or sometimes, all right, let's see what else we got, let's talk about finding a match, all right, guess this just is more wanting to vent, I'm the female half of a couple.

In our area, it seems like most couples are only in the scene to have sex with other women. The wife wants another woman to play with and isn't super interested in sex with the other man. I feel like this makes matching literally really difficult because all the women are so picky about every aspect of the men.

Neither of us are tense tens but neither of us must most of these women husbands or we encounter either i try to not be overly picky myself but it is clear that a lot of women think their husbands are much more attractive than they actually are just Just be nice to find another woman of a couple that is not into the MF swapping part of things. So I don't know. So are they looking for women? I don't know. This is super confusing anyways. But yeah, I call it Swinger Delusional Syndrome. SDS for short.

and Swing swinger delusional syndrome is if you're new to my podcast is a theory i came up with that couples that swing single females that swing even some guys that swing they get told how nice they are how great they are and shit like that at the club when they're at the swinger resorts they're at the swinger and after a while, they start believing they're actually what they're being told. But what they're really not understanding is that they're being told this stuff because these people want to fuck them, especially for single women.

These people want to fuck you, so they're going to tell you how great you are. All the guys are going to tell you how wonderful you are.

You're so beautiful, even though you got saggy tits you're fucking you know you look like shit where it makes you feel like a 10 you're a 10 out of 10 you're a rock star superstar uh and it happens to guys too or and but in reality when you leave those doors you're a five no one will even look at you outside you go walking in the you know the target or you go to the grocery store no one's looking at you no one's looking at you and wanting to fuck you but when you go to the club you feel sexy you're dressing lingerie or whatever the short miniscript your pussy showing your titties hanging out and everyone's saying how beautiful you are well that gives them that you know that thought that you're better looking the The same thing goes for the men.

You got a hot looking wife. Your wife is actually beautiful. And people want to fuck you because they want to fuck your wife. So they got to fuck you. They got to take one for the team. You're an ugly, fat fucking bastard that hasn't seen your dick in 20 years.

Your dick is fucking, smells like shit because you, excuse me, because you haven't fucking bathed because your fat rolls are hanging over your cock and stuff like that so you got piss and shit all over it and all that stuff so you know you're not a 10 but you think you're a 10 because everyone when you go to the club everyone wants you well in reality is the reality says that you are a five you're a four you're a six you're a seven you're nothing like what you did you become you do this for so long you become delusional and where i call it swingers delusional syndrome sds and i just think it's just funny and i see it at the clubs i'm like some of these women are very not attractive and like i said i'm still fucking because i'm not there for attractive i like like a person who is genuine to me, who's nice to me and all that stuff.

I don't have a problem with that. But when you got an attitude problem and you think you're better than someone because, I don't know, you're a woman or you're a couple, you think you're better than me because of that. Well, that's not necessarily true. That's kind of a dick move.

And, you know, I don't like it, it but you know what i have to deal with it but you still i look at it go you got slinger's delusional syndrome you got sds you are a five but you think you're a 10 and i think this is what this lady's complaining about that that the women are so picky you go to these online ads now you go on online and you want six foot tall you gotta have a six pack abs gotta have a fucking seven inch cock it's gotta be thick it's gotta do all this they got so many things they got so many requests that they there's very hardly any guys that can fulfill that and you know what you gotta look at it women dye their hair they put shit in their lips they have fake eyebrows um fake nails um shave their pussies they get fake tits fake asses you know if god can't please a woman from creating her the way she is how the fuck do you think any man's gonna please your girl so you know just just too food for thought guys but you know you know though and she's right the women are picky and but she's saying none of them none of them are tens um but the husbands that they encounter are ugly and i like i said i was telling my friend this weekend as well you know couples are like they're the true unicorns are the unicorn couples where both the guy and the girl are good looking and the woman because usually the woman's good looking and the man's ugly or the man's good looking and the woman's just you know she's a five and stuff like that so you know it's just one of those things where you just got to think about uh the things that are go into the process of looks you know if the looks are so important to you maybe swinging is not what you should be doing maybe you should be having an open relationship where you're trying to find a relationship with someone else outside the lifestyle because you know it's hard to find people that you connect with four people it is hard you know it is hard to find if you need it i don't need a connection but if you're a couple that needs a connection and you need to find two other people with that same connection it's gonna be hard it's gonna be difficult you're gonna have struggle with the time and all that stuff so you know if you don't have time to find couples to play with and all that stuff it's gonna be i i don't know what i don't know if i'll say it's gonna be a lonely lifestyle but it might be a difficult lifestyle To have fun and all that stuff So you just want something to think about As you stroll through the Swinger Lifestyle So alright, I'm getting out of here Because you know, it's Thursday Night Football Dallas, Philly And I just got to get out of here 34 minutes on this this thing.

Remember, gentlemen, to shave your cock and balls. Also, remember, go to swinging single podcast dot com and all that stuff and go to swinging single podcast at gmail dot com. Talk about this. Talk about SDS, Swinger Delusional Syndrome. You're a couple. You don't think you have it. You might have it. I can diagnose it. I'm a professional diagnosis of the Swinger Delusional Syndrome. But with that, everybody, gentlemen, shave your cock and balls, and keep on swinging, everybody. We'll be right back.