E5: LIVE Swinger Stories

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hello you beautiful people i am jr and i'm d we have been in the lifestyle for seven plus years and we're here to share our sexy stories and experiences. If you're not 18, this podcast is not for you. And if you are, please go visit LifestyleLinks.com. That's L-Y-N-X. Welcome to episode number five.

And in this episode, we're going to be sharing with you a live lifestyle audience participation event that's correct where did we do that by the way yeah we did that at chair nation we did right so that's coming up in the middle section but first we're going to talk about what we have done lately and what have we done lately he always asks me he knows i do i do know but you know so earlier in the month we had the opportunity to have a little intimate there were six of us yes so we went to a great restaurant first of all it was 66 of us by the way and this great restaurant and the food was so good I don't know.

I don 66 of us, by the way. And this great restaurant. And the food was so good that I felt compelled to go into the kitchen and talk to the chef. Yes. And I do that. They love that. He loved it so much he couldn't contain himself. I could not. I could not. And the chef appreciated it. He did. And you didn't keep them for long. Like you just went into the kitchen. Exactly. Wonderful, wonderful. Fantastic. So it was the six of us. It was R&L and J&L. Correct. And so it was a small party. We got to hook up.

We had fabulous, interactive, intimate intimate relations if that's what you want to call it okay that would be sex people yeah and they're really cool sex thing yeah but the really cool thing is that in our next episode you guys are going to get to hear from r&l that's right right. Because we've recorded them. We did. And they're going to tell us their lifestyle story. This is in episode six we're talking about. That's right. Next episode. Next episode. Okay. So that was a great lifestyle experience. Oh, it was fantastic. Dear friends, and we all had fun. It was amazing. Exactly.

And then, of course, after that, we had our big house party. We did. About, what, 50 people? Yeah. It was, yeah, I think it was 50, 52. It was 50 people at one point. It was. Yeah. And then it went over because some people showed up. They called me, hey, can we come over? We heard about it. Yeah, sure, come over. Yeah, yeah. So that was really good. But it rained. It did. So we were supposed to, I think we talked about this on a prior episode, that we like to do house parties where we go on the deck. Right. We have this big deck, and there's all this furniture, and it's cool.

And a sun sale, and a fire pit. Yeah, fire pit. We put lights up. Yeah. But. It rained. It rained. Right. But it still worked out. Everybody fit in well. fit in well and we got to hook up with a new couple we well sort of a new couple well a new couple for me new couple for you so i've known them for a number of years and i invited them right and actually they hadn't been in the lifestyle since before COVID. Three years. Right. A little over three years. So this was their first party post-COVID, because it's a very interesting scenario. It is. D&J.

D&J came to us, and they said, we haven't done this for a while because we had a baby. So they have a three-year-old. We know them for a while, but I didn't know all the particulars. And they're like- Super sexy, super sweet. Yeah, and they are. Oh, my goodness. They're so fit. They're like the fittest people. It was a big house party, so all the rooms get taken. Right. And JR and I set up this nice queen-size mattress. A real mattress, not an air mattress. That's correct.

It kind of like in a sec our master bedroom is big enough right and so they stayed in there with us and we had a really good time because they moseyed over to our bed right yeah i don't think they moseyed i think i think she was ready oh she was ready she was raring to go oh i was Yeah, I haven't seen it in a then just recently we were very involved in the share nation party the hotel takeover so we're very involved with that in a big way with influencers and we're affiliates so we so we ran the pool party it was a big pool party well jr really ran the pool party and then me and another girl her name begins we can't really say her name their profile name is uh brit rican right you say that we could say that Yes And we didn't know He's from England He's British And she's from Puerto Rico Right And actually She has a pretty cool business She does She does Personalization And customization Of items That are all Lifestyle Does all this Neat stuff Where you can get Like hats And cups And jewelry She had upside down Pineapple jewelry Lifestyle like stuff Yeah We'll have to put her I don't know.

All this neat stuff where you can get like hats and cups and jewelry. She had upside down pineapple jewelry. Yeah, lifestyle like stuff. Yeah. We'll have to put her, we'll put her link on our website. We should. Yeah, because she had some cool stuff. So in any case, JR is the host. At the pool party. Yes. And then Britt Rieken and I. I should have an emcee kind of thing. Right, but there was a DJ too. It was. So Britt Rican and I, we're like the helpers. And we played three games at the pool party. We did. The first was sexy trivia.

So if anybody knows the answer to this question, you can respond and email us. What's the shelf life of a condom? There you go. Like almost nobody got that. No, that was a really tough one. Now, the easy one was, what's the most popular flavor of edible underwear? So that was the one game. So on our website, on those two questions, write into us. Let's see what you say. And then the second game that we did was an angels and demons scavenger hunt. So we have 10 different items like a condom. Right. We'll be right back.

And then the second game that we did was an angels and demons scavenger hunt. So we have 10 different items, like a con, but not a regular con. Right. So what happened is you had one couple were the angels and the other couple were the demons. And we split the pool in half. So everybody on the angel side could help that angel couple get these items.

and everybody on the demon side could help that angel couple get these items and everybody on the demon side could help those that couple get those items it was a non-latex condom and the vibrator but it had to be purple vibrator yes so we made it a little more and then it was a butt plug and you get extra points if it has a tail that's right yeah was tough, because everybody's at the pool, and they all have to run back to the room and anything. But there was one person, she was so into it. And they finally won. She deserved it. They did. So that was super cool.

And then we had another game that was, how many sexual positions can you demonstrate in 30 seconds? And that was good. The weird thing about that was, we weren't getting a lot of couple participation. No, it's girl on girl doing it. So, girl on girls would come up. So, we had three couples come up. Two were girl on girl.

And the last one was a guy and a girl they weren't married that you know they were friends they're friends so they did that so who won it was the two of the girls it was it was our friends from early may oh it was our friends who yes the the whole little soiree with just the six of us that's right it was those was those two girls. It was those two girls. Those two girls came up. They're small. You know, they're like five foot, five foot two, 130 pounds, 110 pounds. Like shoe size six and five. Yeah, exactly. They're little. So they're tiny, so they can move fast. And they did. Yeah.

They got like eight positions in 30 seconds. You would think 30 seconds you would get more so they had eight the second position couple oh no seven and then five i think exactly yeah but it was super fun and of course there were the themes and oh my goodness i think it was great uh friday night was prom and saturday night was Goddess Rising, and then, of course, the after parties are fabulous. But in between the pool party and the dance party, we did a podcast. Live? Well, sort of live. Recorded in front of a live audience at Sheer Nation. Right. And we got a lot of great content.

And that is going to be our main topic coming up right after this break. In a chance to. party fun at the pool party do we all right okay good all right we're here in front of a live audience and we're going to give these folks a chance to talk we are that's going to be fun and interesting yeah we have a bunch of questions that we pre sent out to everyone so they're kind of ready we think they're ready think they're ready yeah all right so we're going to have this lovely blonde beauty come up. I met this blonde beauty, actually. We did meet her. Where was that?

We met her at Collette in New Orleans. That's correct. Long time ago. It was. It was. Yeah. The question that we're going to give to Bea, her question is going to be, how long have you been in the lifestyle? How did you find out about the lifestyle? And how did you get into the lifestyle or your first experience? All great questions. All great. Yes. We can't wait. I have like a live audience behind me. And so I'm a performer and it's very strange to have my back to them.

Yeah, but you to me baby I'm talking to you guys well you just say you liked her backside somebody said that okay so I'm gonna just put my backside out a little bit more as I talk she's shaking her ass anyway so and I love that I have my little nose here even though you asked so how long have i been in the lifestyle i have been in for about eight years now i had no idea about the lifestyle until i was dating somebody who was in the lifestyle and my very first experience was new year's eve of 2014 into 15 down in Philadelphia and I was terrified I was nervous I was scared it was exciting but I said to my ex-boyfriend at the time we need to go out to dinner first because I need a couple of drinks before we go over to this club which you had been at before and I have not and so we had some drinks and then when we went over to the club the first thing that happened was this lovely lovely man said let me give you a tour and so I went up into the rooms that were the private playrooms and I went all over the club and within 15 minutes i remember this so vividly i looked at my ex-boyfriend at the time and i said i found my peeps yeah no i know oh my gosh there was a vibe there there was a comfort level there i didn't even know i was missing until i was there and that very first night we just talked to some amazing people and then we ended up talking to a couple who we connected with and that we played with and that was the beginning of the end i jumped in and i'm still jumping yeah awesome and so that was my first experience it was a wonderful experience and it has been since so question number two is gonna be G and C come on up so the question is how do you find other couples and what has been most successful for you first say we've met g and c at a club at a club in philly in philly yeah that's a great segue because we just we meet couples pretty much exclusively at clubs, lifestyle parties, events like this because our first experience many, many years ago, 10 years ago or so, so we're on a lifestyle website.

Couple expressed some interest, and we figured we'd meet them. So I should see the pictures. And she said, what the hell, let's go meet them. Thought they i should see the pictures and uh she said what the hell let's go meet them thought they were good looking couple they seemed good looking was interested i'm like okay let's go so we show up and where'd you go like did where'd you meet them like a bar like a bar regular okay so this was like a meet and greet meet them first okay our first and we couldn't find them. We get there. We don't know they're there. And the two people come up to us.

They look absolutely nothing like these two people we've met at the on the website in there in there. And they look nothing like they're catfished. And they said to us and they were they were they said you guys actually look like their pictures. They're all catfished. They said to us, they said, you guys actually look like your pictures. We were so surprised. To which I replied, you are unfamiliar with cameras and how they look. It should be an image of what we look like. We felt like that was it. We were literally catfished. We hung with them. We had a good time.

It was fine right we didn't do anything but we had a fun night with them yeah yeah and look give them credit we would have never met them otherwise so right but that didn't really work out all that well so now yeah i mean now we need like we met you guys we need events it's about the connection it's about like yeah being real in person yeah unless we have a couple too many drinks then. We meet at events. It's about the connection. It's about like being real. In person. Yeah. Unless we have a couple too many drinks, then we'll meet somebody anywhere.

But generally, generally we meet people at clubs. We meet people first and then they become great friends like you guys and you guys. You know, people we meet out. Right. Right. Exactly. All right. Nice answer. Yes. Thank you so much. Very cool. Next question. It's L and C. Come on, the man has to come too. All right, all right. Here comes a beautiful. I'll do one of those things. I'll talk for him and I'll do it.

It's the blonde bombshell is up here yeah so her question is what type of lifestyle events do you go to and what's your main purpose at those events main purpose lifestyle events do we not go to oh exactly right we like to go to mostly like the share nation parties but the house parties now that we've been doing this for, oh my God, I feel like lifers for like what, 15 years, I guess 14 years. Yeah. It's kind of crazy to say that now I'm starting to feel old. Like that's nuts. Sorry. Four years. Sorry. We've been doing this for four years. So bad attempt to that. Yeah, exactly.

But we love the house parties.

We love the ShareNation parties and what what's our purpose love going to them because it breaks the mold of like the daily day you can be anyone that you want to be and nobody that you don't want to be and do what you'd like and flirt and but it does ruin you for like regular people yes it you like i go into a bar now if i'm not it a lifestyle thing and i'm like wait a minute why aren't why isn't anybody talking to me like why can't can i talk to that person you go to flirt with somebody you're like oh shit you know like you can't do this anymore yeah yeah you go to a party it's like you gotta be so careful yeah seriously yeah i mean i already got thrown out of the bar in morristown for it already like you know and got like the evil eyes you know by the women like stop talking talking to my husband right right i know it is it's very liberating yeah it's very liberating they're awesome you just go there and you get a lot a lot of ideas like with your husband so and that's what he would say like what kind of ideas are you talking about that wasn't part of the question that was another question what did what did he learn question what did he learn what did he learn yeah that is true you do learn but you know what husbands do learn and sometimes it's a good thing and sometimes it's a bad thing what their wives really love and what they don't and they're like well wait a minute why are you making that sound right why are you making that sound why'd you give me that why'd you give him that look you don't give me that look wait okay me I'm like well then you do that and I'll give you that look thank you so much great answers loved it really really good so now we Now we and j come on come on up oh a and j this is gonna be good and the question is what do you like most about the lifestyle and why do you participate so what do you like well what i really like the most is the amazing people i have met in that in this year that we have been because we're kind of brand new but the people are really really amazing and mostly when they are all naked they're really amazing yeah they're better when they're yeah so cute uh we found a new set of friends that we never imagined were going to have you know so we love going out the parties and the takeovers and meeting new people and time making connection get a lot of friendships around yeah because you go to lifestyle clubs too So you do, you'll do house parties, you do hotel takeovers, you do lifestyle clubs.

We're coming up on just the one year anniversary of getting into this. Nice. Yeah. Nice. Actually, it was a party hosted by both of you that really sealed the deal. Nice. Okay. That's good to know. Yeah.

Remember, so we've broken a lot of our last house party that's right yes I think I think you guys were like in Washington DC and yes and then I think you got to hook up with somebody new at that house party too at our last house party were you watching i know he told me he told me well so you made new friends yeah that's what's great yeah yeah you made new friends there too yeah which is awesome All That's what Kim's to say. All right. Thank you so much. Excellent. Good answers. Thank you. And they dive in the deep end. No flummies needed. Oh, yeah. They did dive in the deep end.

Actually, who has question number five? If you're attracted to the other guy, your girl, and the couple, and the partner's not? We can take that one if you want. No one else wants to do that. Yeah, come on up. Yeah, this is G and C again. g and c again again they're going to answer the question if you were attracted to either the guy or the girl in the couple and your partner is not interested in the other person in the couple how do you deal with it do you take one for the team i keep score she does keep score wellN-D, as much as we'd like to sit up here and say, no, we don't, we in fact do.

We have a scorecard, do we? Like a batting average. So look, let's be honest, right? She loves me a lot. I love her a lot. Finding the perfect couple is very, very difficult. It is. People in the audience and on our listening audience out there in listening land. So think about when you try to find your soulmate dating and this and that. It's very hard to find a person. Now try to do that with four people. It's exponential. It's exponential. Yeah. Because all four of you have to get along. Like I have to like the girl, I have to like the guy. He has to like the guy. He has to like the girl.

So it's obviously we love you both. Right. That all works very well. But it's not that easy to find. And there's not many couples that we can find like this. Exactly. Yeah. That have the same all chemistry. Yeah. Yeah.

So we were away on vacation and he had this, his eye set on moroccan girl and he just wanted her so bad yeah she was quite attractive no that's all he talked about and you know why too though she probably looks completely different oh it's like and i love that i love like he loves all different styles shapes he loves a woman that will take care of herself head to toe that's what like attracts him and he was just gung-ho on this girl but wait it gets better we're at the end of the night it's better we're at for me should i should i put this plug in um we were desire in pearl yeah and a lot of people go to bed very early there so it was literally just the four of us not early it's one o'clock i mean not early okay it was early for us okay right so it's just the four of us and we're all talking but supposedly she does not supposedly she does not speak english so he says to me he says she doesn't speak any english she's new to the lifestyle she only likes girls okay whatever the four of us we're talking it's fine so we're talking we're talking he he's a french lawyer she's from maraca whatever she's He's like 26, and he's like 75.

Oh, I left that point out. I left that point out. Oh, you owe her a lot for this. I do. and he's, like, 75. Oh, I left that part out. I left that part out. Oh, you owe her a lot for this. I do. W. I mean, D. Yes, I do. So, anyway, make a long story short or a long story longer, under the water, she starts grabbing my, can I say dick? Yeah. She starts grabbing my dick underwater, and I'm like, what's going on? So I get so excited, like a puppy dog. So I'm like, see. She's grabbing my... And you can't see this. You can't see it because it's a hot tub. It's all bubbly. Yeah. It's all exciting.

I wouldn't believe her. She didn't believe me. She's like, get out of here. She's not grabbing you underwater. I'm like, alright. So then I say to her, I'm like, so you're not new to this, are you? She's like, no. I'm like. But she said it in English. I just caught that. So I said, you speak English, don't you? She says, I do. But don't say anything. I'm like, I'm jumping up and down. I'm so excited. Like a kid in a candy store. I'm telling C, and she's still not believing me. Anyway, to make a long story short, we end up back in their room. She gives me this Moroccan dance with the things.

The whole music, everything going on. My beautiful wife takes one for the team in the biggest way I've ever seen. AARP, and I was doing room service after one minute. I had a great night it was fantastic so it's not always my point is it's not always a bad thing I mean yeah yeah so she's a nice wife she's a nice wife yeah I went home not hungry so there you go all right great story yes thank you thank you awesome i. Thank you. Awesome. I think we have to have R&R come up. Oh, R&R. You guys have heard these people before. We talked about R&R.

Yeah, so if you've listened to our podcasts, we've mentioned R&R, at least two of them. Yeah, yeah, we've talked about them. You know, they were with us in New Orleans. Yeah. And the last year nation event so and here they are here they are again beautiful beautiful people all right here's the question when you meet a new couple what are your turn ons and turn offs and then you're going to follow it up with share with us your sexiest lifestyle story. We're going to go right into the sexiest. Okay. And my wonderful husband has no idea the story, but it's going to unwind. It's pretty cool.

Uh-oh. Oh, I love this. My husband and I, we're pretty goddamn hot. This is true. Audience that you're not... The audience that can't see them, very, very true. Well, with that, I will also say, I'm quite picky. He knows that I'm quite picky. So, we're in Desire Rivera Maya. We're at the hot tub. And there's nobody around that's that great looking. I'm drinking. I'm like, fuck it. I'm going in the hot tub. I'm getting all fucked up. My hair's messed up. My makeup's off. I look over and I see this goddamn couple walk up the steps.

And everybody knows that you have signals with your spouse in the lifestyle my signal is i pinch him goddamn hard i go jesus christ look at that right there look at that it's goddamn james bond walking up the stairs with his beautiful swedish model with pussy galore right you remember this now now you're remembering this story he's remembering it yeah i jump into action i get out of that goddamn hot tub i freaking run right up to them i got us right away we're drinking wine together we're hanging out everything's great i look at him i got another couple that's really hot the italians yes they want us really bad we're doing great times were so hot but this couple was freaking ridiculous everything that i was the italians were going they were going out so i got to go back to the room he goes what are you talking about everything's great i go trust me i go back to her i go.

I run back to my room. Freaking do my hair and my makeup. I walk back in. I'm ready for action. I sit there. The guy is loving me. I'm like a score. I told you, motherfucker, I had to go do my hair. So everything is fantastic. We're going to meet him at the dance club. We're going to meet at 9 o'clock for drinks.

At 9 o''clock what happens when we're at the bar we go to the bar and uh they're not there so the italian couple's there we're getting along great with them we're having a great time we're dancing and then all of a sudden we are goes out so you follow her out yes and there's the guy sitting by himself out there the james pond looking james bond all by himself and you can tell from there like hey what are you doing it's like i'm here for you i said uh and where's your lovely lady she didn't feel good she doesn't want to come out well obviously she got a little intimidated by me and she didn't want to come out she was nervous so she stayed in the room thinking he was going to sleep next to her that sly son of the bitch comes out and he's waiting for me and um listen i bid on it he was so glad he didn't go look at i couldn't take it and we're mostly swappers but every once in a while i will do i will do a thing with him a threesome with a girl right sure well it was my damn turn right yeah see you had an mfs we dropped the italians went for that guy had a threesome all night he comes back to our room I'm not lying we fucked for five goddamn hours I had my amazingly gorgeous husband and this guy on me at the same time every which way and it was so awesome we had to take breaks smoke breaks and drink breaks just to catch our breath and then we had a flight the next morning we literally had 15 minutes i slept one hour dressed and out the door no but here's the best you slept on the plane but this is no this is the best though airport plane he's've got one hour to pack.

I go to breakfast. I want to chow. I look across, and his beautiful model is sitting at a table eating, and I'm sitting eating by myself. And she waves me all half, hi! And I was like, oh, my God. I feel so bad. I'm leaving.

you don't think she knew that was the greatest experience of my life now i am not lying hands down the sexiest night of my life it was great fantastic thank you thank you so much great story all right now we have one last question it's going be b and d we had some new people walk in yeah yeah repeat a question that's fine so as b and d make their way up here they're gonna share with us your most bizarre or craziest lifestyle story they're gonna tell us and you guys are fairly new as well. How long has it been? We're new, but we... I use this analogy. You know how a plane takes off real slow.

No, it didn't take as long. Yeah, it goes real slow. And then there's the space shuttle that's in orbit like in three minutes.

That's these guys's them we we dove in head first with weights on so we were in the lifestyle for three four months and we went to a house party we walked to this house party and we it was a hot date we didn't know anybody there we walked in they're like this is kind of weird we don't know anybody but we're new we're figuring this out and seven seconds into the party i you know looking around the room and i lock eyes with someone i went to third and fourth grade with and took ballet lessons with her as a kid how do you recognize them they had actually they moved to our town.

Our kids took swim lessons together. I would see her once in a long while, but it was – that was my biggest fear, too, being outed. Yeah. I just – that scares me. And we were outed big time. And everybody in the party thought it was hysterical, but how did we rectify the situation? I don't know. How did we rectify the situation? She went down on her. So all is well that ends well.

Yeah, is a great story thank you so much awesome so yeah we did have some other couples walk in anybody wants to answer a question anybody else okay come on up we have another J this is a female J this is a another blonde bombshell yeah that is her that is her sort of stage name yes so tell us a story so um i lived in cancun for about 10 years lived in mexico for 15. oh my goodness can't live in cancun looks That's like paradise. Yeah. Yeah. So I separated from my husband. I moved to Playa del Carmen. And I decided, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to go on Craigslist.

Because that was back in the day where Craigslist would be like, hey, I'm flying in. You know? You could hook up through Craigslist? Years ago. 11 years of marriage. And I was like, seriously? I'm going to Craigslist? Oh, wow. All right.

So you go're going craigslist anyway and the guy's got a cute purple tie i can see his mouth anyway so we we set to meet up right we're in plato carmen and uh we meet in the starbucks parking lot and he's walking towards me and i'm looking at him and you kind of were both tilting our heads kind of like do i know you oh so anyway we realize upon seeing each other closer we're like we definitely know each other we don't know where from yet but let's go figure this out so we head into starbucks and we're sitting there and we're talking for a while and then i realize we're talking about all different things just experiences we're not talking like where are you from you know we're not talking like tawdry details we're talking fun stuff and finally i realize it i'm like this man has had his hands all over my body before oh my goodness so i'm thinking well how long is it going to take him because i i got this guy no i know you know anyway i took about another five minutes and then he was like wait and i said yeah you were my chiropractor weren't you who says indeed i was I said I always thought you were so cute i said let's do this oh so we did it we've trained stall over the pyramids for the whole day and then interestingly enough this is really funny is driving back this is where we start to get into our sexy talk you know end of the day you know salts on our skin you know wound in the hair the whole thing he starts proceeds to tell me about how he can make a girl squirt in less than a minute and he accidentally fell upon this when he was 18 mind you he's 40 something i'm thinking wow i said game on show me how baby let me do yours yeah so we got a room and i was like okay tick tock and you timed it tick tock motherfucker and literally with before that minute was up i my head was blown out i was like less than 60 seconds it was like yeah nice but wow the clock he beat the clock.

He beat the clock. Anyway, those are my stories. Oh, lovely. That's a great one. Really good. Thank you so much. These are great stories, and we thank you all for coming and sharing your life experiences with us. And that's sort of what our podcast is all about, informational sharing with the community.

And connecting connecting people together we will probably air this podcast in maybe like a week or two if you go to our website you can access the podcast through various different channels right yeah so you'll find it so then you'll get to hear yourselves well thank you everyone give yourselves a round of applause yeah and it's lifestyle links dot com right l y n x thanks yes so we are back and this segment is about what's coming up next correct and what is coming up next a few things right yeah sure so we have this great house party that we've been so lucky to go to For many years Our dear friends J and A And hopefully we'll get them on this podcast Well it could be You never know So they live in this big beautiful mansion From the 1800s And they added on to it And they made it a little more updated But it's really still cool Yeah it's a really really cool I don't know.

1800s and they added on to it and they made it a little more updated but it's really still cool, really cool. Yeah, it's a really, really cool house. And they invite a lot of people. This house party probably will have, what, 100 people? 100 people. Yeah, yeah. Big house. Oh, and the really neat thing is that JR and I are going to get to go to what they call Chopluck. A few hours before the main party they have about 20 people Oh, my God. J.R. and I are going to get to go to what they call Chopla. A few hours before the main party, they have about 20 people. They have a theme.

Like this time, it's Vietnamese. Right. Or they'll have Asian or something else. Yeah, or it could be French or Thailand. And they have all the ingredients. Right. And we chop it up. Everybody shows up. There you go. You bring a cutting board. That's right. And a knife. Correct. And if you're late, it's not good. Well, if you're the last one there, what happens is they have this big table in their dining room, which they clear off. And they put desserts and things there. But what they put on there is the female half of whoever shows up late. To be dessert. To be dessert. Exactly.

So if you want to be dessert, you can be late. You don't want to lay on the glass table and have all this dessert on you. You don't show up late. That's right. In any case, so it's a great, amazing orgy. It's pretty hardcore. Yeah. Not really for newbies. Yeah. You can stay on the main floor. You can. Right, but it's hard to resist it. Oh my gosh. There's like five bedrooms upstairs. Yeah.

Five or six or even seven yeah you go upstairs and there's stuff going on you know stuff hello yeah and you can check it out or participate right you know we participate obviously right you can jump in or not exactly right we jump in you know we feel very fortunate to be part of that party group because people come from hours away. So then after that, we're going to Caliente. Where are we going? Caliente. Where is that? In Tampa. That's right. And we have never been. We have not. Right, so we're going with J&C. Right. And J&B. J&B.

And they actually got all the rooms right well they have like suites yeah they are like condos and they should be fun yeah so we'll talk about that on the next podcast of what happened yeah i'm really looking forward to that one and then the third and final thing in july is the next share nation party so we just talked about the last one right in june but there's another one in july in july end of july and we'll probably talk about this twice this time and next time because it's gonna be so special it is the white party and that attracts so many people and you love the white party i do it you know when i first went to share nation white party like what the hell is that you know but when you go everyone's in white and it's kind of angelic right it's like everyone's on a It's really cool.

And then there's a pool party that day as well. Exactly. Yeah. And we're hoping there's going to be the comedy show as well. But who's hosting a pool party? Oh, we think you are. Yes, we are. Yes. If you guys are interested in- Who guys? Or listening audience? Yes. Oh, those guys. Okay. Yes. Oh, cool. So, hey, you listening audience. Yeah.

If you're interested in our listening audience those guys okay cool so hey you listening audience if you're interested in going to a really cool lifestyle hotel takeover party check out lifestyle links.com go to our website yes and you can sign up for this so it's on the events page it's page two the shared nation are just spectacular. It's worth your while to travel a couple hours, even three or four. Right. To be there. Because the hotel's taking over. And it's really booking up very quickly. Yeah, yeah.

So, if you want to do this, you've got to go on our website, get tickets, and get your room booked. Right. You have to call the hotel separately. Yes. Even if the hotel books up, there's a couple of hotels in the area. Yeah, overflow. That's right. Overflow hotels. Exactly. Yeah, so we hope that we see you there. Be sure to reach out. You can email us and tell us about your events coming up. We're going to be happy to talk about those for you. Yeah. And we do get a lot of responses back from other people that mentioned, we missed you.

We missed this club or party on our website and we added them. Exactly. So if we're missing you, let us know because we're here to help everybody connect right so if you're going to go on vacation in a different city a different town go on our website and we have those clubs and party groups listed thank you so much for listening looking forward to our next episode so goodbye you beautiful people We'll be right back.