Episode 30: DesireOctober 2025 ‘Main Topic’: We review and tell ‘all’ about the three (3) Cancun related Lifestyle Resorts, Temptation, Desire Riviera Maya (RM) and Desire Pearl. Our experienced was very good at all three resorts with some notable differences. ‘What Have We Done Lately’: As you guessed it, we flew to Cancun to stay eight (8) days at Desire Riveria Maya (RM) and Desire Pearl. We also hosted a small Meet Greet after we got back. ‘Where We Are Going Next’: We will be on the ‘Sold Out’ Bliss Cruise early November. The three 2026 Bliss Cruises are either sold out or nearing capacity. So, join us on the April 2027 Bliss Cruise with our tribe. Book NOW to get ‘Prime’ Cabin locations while they last. Go to our Events Page 2, for Bliss Cruise Bookings with a Special Perk or click this lynx : https://lifestylelynx.com/events%2Ftrips%2FcruisesPlus, a Special Holiday Meet Greet scheduled on December 5th at Grasshopper Off The Green in Morristown NJ. The Official Event is listed on SLS. Then we will hold our annual New Year’s Eve party.Visit us at https://www.LifestyleLynx.com for related Adult Events, Cruises, Resorts, Clubs, Parties, Meet Greets, Swinger Websites and more...
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hello you beautiful people i am jr and i'm d and we're here to share our sexy stories and experiences if you're not 18 this podcast is not for you. And if you are, please go visit LifestyleLinks.com. That's L-Y-N-X. Hello, beautiful people. Welcome to episode number, what's this episode number number 30 30 and it's called desire yes desire that's because we've been to all desire resorts exactly i'm gonna talk about that and that's what this section is supposed to be called what have we done lately but but we're not gonna talk about it here because it's going to be our main topic. Exactly.
Because that's all we have to talk about is that. No, okay. Well, we'll see. We had a meet and greet. Yes. We did have a meet and greet. And that was cool. We were my band playing. Yeah. And we're going to have a lot more of those. Exactly. So stay tuned. And if you're on SLS, we have a Lifestyle Links group. Exactly. So you need to join that because you'll get firsthand knowledge of what's going on with our SLS events. Exactly. So go there and do that. Yeah. Please. Lifestyle Links. That's correct. All right. SLS. You got it. Okay.
So we're going to talk about desire, temptation, desire RM, desire pearl, and get into really good details on each aspects of those resorts. Right. And that's our main topic. That is our main topic. And that is why this episode is called Desire. That's right. Right. So other than that, we have nothing really more to talk about in this section. So we're not even going to pause. We're going to keep rolling. No, we have music in between. No, we're going to pause. I'm going to pause right here for one, two, three. That's actually 11 seconds. Said I'm all about it the main topic, which is desire.
Yes. Desire. Okay, so we've been to all three. If you followed our podcast, you know we got married at Temptations back in May, okay? And past month, we just went to Desire Riviera Meyer, called RM. We're going to call it RM from now on. Right. That's what that is. And then Desire Pearl, which are two of the resorts in Cancun. Right. With Temptations. Okay. So there's differences between those three. And we're going to go through that. Yes. Now that we've been to all three. I know. Gosh, we've been in the lifestyle for like 10 years. And it was our first time that we got to go to Desire.
We had been to Hedo in the past. That's correct. And we've been doing the Bliss Cruise for years. Years, like 12, 13 times. It was so funny.
I have have like eight days of vacation and we had our good friend come over he had come to the morristown jazz festival with his wife and we got to hang out with them and he he did like video and photographs of jr like performing and i look at him and i'm like oh god i got eight days of vacation where should i go he's like desire exactly desire like it was a thought yeah exactly so in any case so and we went and we went right exactly so let me just let me just preface this whole section our experience is one thing. Your experience might be something else.
So this is from our perspective and our experience. Exactly. And yours might be different. Exactly. And what the differences are, you know, your frame of mind, what you want to do, how you are in the lifestyle, your full swap, whatever.
And what you're looking for right and also what people are there so big especially at desire rm river here on meyer right depending on the groups that are there there are some crazy ass groups that are crazy wild and if you're into that you're gonna have a good time yeah if you're not into that if you're like like subdued cut you're gonna have a bad time so that's what i'm talking about you're this is all about our perspective exactly and you know what in the same thing could be said about hito exactly because you can go to hito on week that's very quiet or you could go to hito on a very crowded crazy crazy-ass party group week.
Right, exactly. So, you know, it will vary. Yeah, a lot of it is who you meet. Who are you going to meet? Okay, so Temptation, Desire RM, Desire Pearl, all in Cancun, in, what's the name of the town? Riviera Maya. Yeah, Riviera Maya. Well, there's a different name, too. There's a different name, too. Right. Well, Pearl is in Puerto Morales. That's it. Puerto Morales. Yes. That's what I'm looking for. Thank you, Dee. Thank you, dear. I love you so much. I like that town a lot. I know. It's really good. I would go back and just visit the town. Exactly.
You can actually walk there from Pearl, but we'll go into that. So, the resorts themselves, okay? The layouts. Temptation is pretty big. It's huge actually. There's like about 950 people. Is it 950 people or 950 rooms? 950 people. There's like 450 something rooms. Yes, yes. Something like that. That equates to more than 950 people at temptations right okay and yeah that's more of a wild kind of crowd it's not a typical it's not die hard swingers it's no no it's just an adult resort right Right. Topless. And it's topless. There are some swingers.
And yeah, there are a good amount of swingers, but there's no playrooms. Exactly. And it's not like, it's just an adult fun party place. And the pool. So the pool has, every single pool has like a DJ, okay? But Daptation is going to be the loudest and the most party atmosphere. Yes. And I think it's a younger crowd. It's a younger. Well, younger as in what? No, I mean like 30s. Late 30s to like late 50s. I mean like 50s, yeah. But the majority of it is because you know what, 10 Patients is more affordable and it's a larger resort. It is. So you're just going to get so many more people. Right.
And also the thing about 10 Patients is that it's not couples only. It is not. You can have singles there. You can have singles there. Yeah. So it's a little bit of a different vibe. It's kind of more like, I mean, that's where we got married. It was beautiful. It worked out for our wedding. It did. Because it was like awesome. But as a couple, it's not a couple's resort. Not entirely. Whereas RM and Pearl are. Are both. It's couples only. Right. Now, I would say that the service at all of the resorts. And we're going to touch on that later, but do do now. We're equally as good. Yes.
The service at every one of those resorts is exceptional. Stuff.
You're not going to find better service anyway.'m serious really really awesome really awesome yeah yeah and whatever the entertainment the entertainment at each one is pretty much the same except for temptations does the daytime daytime stuff pull entertainment way more extreme way more extreme arm a little bit arm a little less pearl pearl almost nothing yeah but it's funny like we were virtually at Temptations, or Tempt or temptation and the audience participation is was crazy was almost like expected yeah you had it like you couldn't get away from it it was like oh my god how about those girls well the girls how about those girls and and no no well they have so many playmakers they're called the playmakers but then the audience participation what about the belly flop thing oh my goodness it's like way more rowdy it's almost like college college fraternity yes do you remember that big ass girl that got up there oh my god she must she must have weighed 300 pounds right stop she was not honey she was no one 260.
okay but she got completely nude this is not good this is not good i am telling you people loved it they did they loved it and then it's like So the Temptation vibe is more just party. Crazy. And it's like, so the Temptation vibe is more just party. Crazy. And it's like fun. And people do like outrageous stuff. Outrageous stuff, right. Yes. That's that vibe. RM, not so much. But, you know, I will say at Temptation. Right. There is a separate quiet pool. Well, we're going to get into pools in a minute. Let's not jump the gun.
We're we're getting into pools in a minute let's let's not jump the gun we're gonna get into a few minutes okay so so entertainment wise rm they do some things with people in the in in the audience and stuff like that much less right less but it's It's still interactive. Interactive, right. And Pearl, nothing. Yeah, I know. So Pearl is way more sedate. The music is way lower. It's way more tropical. It is, it is. It's way more tropical. So again, we're talking about number of rooms. We skipped that. Okay, sorry, baby. Yeah. So, you got off of that.
Number of rooms at Temptation, number of people is about 950. Right. RM, there's about 200 or so rooms. So, 400 people. Yes, exactly. At Pearl, 89 to 90. Let's call it 90 rooms, 180 people. Yes. Way less, way more interactive as far as people go. Smaller. It keeps going smaller. As the crowd goes. Yeah. Yeah. And the DJs at the pool are not pumping out the music. It's more relaxed. Which was really interesting for JR and I because he's like the Bliss Cruise fan. You know, he's used to like 3,000 people.
So when we booked our trip to Desire, we said, okay, we got to be at the happening big hip place because we're like party people, right? So we wanted to be there on the Friday and Saturday night, you know, being all mixed up into the crowd. And it was cool. It was cool. It was a lot. It was a lot. But what was interesting is that then- And we'll have conclusions later. Yeah.
No conclusions no conclusions right now exactly right okay so entertainment about it gets less and less temptations to rm to pearl yes much less from the from the music sound from the amount of music from the amount of entertainment and the expected interaction from the crowd it's like like a step. It's like a three-step. It's like, okay, you're at Temptations, a lot. And then you go to Haram, a little bit less. And then you go to Pearl, a little bit less. Quiet pool. When we step back and we look at the three different resorts, Temptations has to have a quiet pool.
Because it's so freaking loud at the main pool. And the thing about it is that even at the main pool at Temptation is that if you were to stand in the resort and look out to the ocean, straight ahead is the really loud. And to the left left you can kind of have conversations like it's like a little bit more quiet to the left no no you can still hear each other talk but then there's a building and there's a hot there's like exactly a breezeway pass through right and you go through there and it's a totally separate separate pool. Beautiful. That's where we got married. I know. It was awesome.
It's really nice. And it's quiet. There's no music, zero. It's just like background, elevator music. Same thing at Revere Maya. You have the party pool, and then in a separate location. Like pretty far away, actually. Yeah. Because that used to be the main pool years ago. Right. The main pool that has the loud music is new as of last year. New with the lobby and new with the mansion. Yeah. The other pool, the quiet one that's. Oh no, new with Eden. Right. Yes. New with the lobby and new with Eden. The quiet pool was the old pool. Yeah. But it's super nice. It's really nice. Yeah.
There's like nobody there. But at Pearl, there is no quiet pool. Not really. So there's the big main pool that has the swim-up bar, right? And then there's like a little divider, which you've got to have to jump over. Or walk around. Yeah, right. And that water is actually colder. Right. The water changes temperature. It does. Yes. And it's really thin and narrow, but it's got steps down all the way through it. And it is cooler water. But it's way quieter on there. Yeah. You're standing there, you're looking out at the ocean, and to the left is the more quiet section. Correct.
Although I would say that at Pearl, you don't feel compelled that you have to move to a quiet pool to have a conversation. And I think that's one of the reasons why we loved it so much there is that there's entertainment and there's music and there's like action going on but you can still have a conversation the quiet at pearl is really really quiet right even though it's at the same pool because they have the speakers not facing that direction right they're very cognizantizant of the different crowd and they want a different vibe. You know, and it's also interesting about the playmakers.
You know, you talk about like interactive performances and there's people there that are trying to get the crowd involved. So I would say that the playmakers at Temptations are the most interactive. They are. Because they're really trying to get people to do crazy things. Oh, join the belly flop contest, you know. So it's a little different. At Desire RM, they kind of step it down. They bring people up in chairs and they do some things. And then they do fashion shows at RM.
well that's pearl oh yeah is that yeah yeah pearl was a fashion yeah which was great pearl they did a couple things with some couples not a lot but then they have models doing fashion shows walking around the pool which is yeah so it wasn't like as expected for you to be like this crazy college person you know doing beer bombs right and i think you know so if we look at it at levels you know at temptation it's like yeah go go go exactly and then it really admire it's still like a party you know yeah but not as much you know and then you go to pearl and it's like oh yeah it's like it's nice and calm and you know the entertainment was just as good the shows were just as good correct i mean every every night they have performances and all of these resorts.
It's very entertaining. Well, a little different. At RM, the performances were like acrobatics and fire dancers and stuff like that. At Pearl, no, Pearl was not as much. Right. There was a band on stage and a singer. Yeah. There was no like acrobatics. You know what was interesting, too, is that I felt like at Pearl, more people could participate. It was easier. Less people. Yeah. But it was easier to participate because the expectation of you- Was less. Was not so crazy. Correct. Right.
You know, know it's like come up and dance with us and we'll give you a latin dance lesson and then we'll all dance together you know versus doing a nude belly flop so all of the resorts temptation Riviera Meyer and Pearl are all on a sort of class structure. What do I mean by that? There is a membership. So people pay for memberships. And with memberships come some privileges. Right. And that's why there's wristbands. So if you're there for the first time, for instance, you may get a white band or a yellow or a green, depending on which resort. But those three are the lowest ones.
Or like what level room you booked could determine. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Right member you're gonna get a better room and you're gonna get better wristband so a temptation when we booked we got a red wristband because we were in the tower right and the tower wristband the red wristband gave you privileges to certain things like the seventh floor bar and hot tub and that kind of stuff. Yeah. But it did not give us privilege to, there was a special bar at the pool and had higher level alcohol, things like that. Yeah. So we didn't get that. No, because it was for members only.
And that's a black wristband. And purple, I think, there. Well, purple's even higher. Right. But at Temptations. At Temptations. Yeah, yeah. Right. Purple's even higher. Right. At Riviera Meyer, you still have the black, and that's what we had. We had a premium member goddess. Thanks to our good friend. Yeah. J&R. Yeah. Right, J&R. Not to be confused with J.R. Right, exactly. Right. At Pearl, it's a little different. Pearl, I think it was a white for first level and then something in the middle. I didn't really see what that was. Yeah.
There's a black, but then there's a pink and the pink is people that are staying at the mansion and the mansion has a separate dining room. So that's when you have a pink wristband. Right. So if you're going to go, realize there is sort of a class structure to it. So don't be upset. Just realize it's going to happen. Right, right. That, you know, if you have a certain wristband, you can't go certain places and certain restaurants. At all three resorts. At all three resorts. Yeah, that's the case. All right. For sure. So that's the story with that. Yep. Okay. So I'm talking about the clubs.
So the clubs are pretty similar, three resorts. Yeah. It's sort of a throwback to, with the dance floor sort of illuminated temptation. It's mostly outside, and since there's so many people, there's a lot going on. It's a lot. Yeah. At RM and Pearl, they have a dedicated club indoors. Yes. And they have a dance floor that's lit up, and you can dance on it. At both places. Right. And actually, what's really interesting is that when I was at Temptations, I was disappointed that all the entertainment was outside. Right. And because it was not air-conditions. It was not.
And there was, like, this big stage in the center where the performers would come out and they would dance. And then if you wanted to dance, you had to climb up stairs and go up there and be on show. I did. I know you did. Yeah, yeah. Of course, JR did.
But in any case, at RM and at Pearl, they both had a nightclub a dedicated night yes with a dedicated playroom in the attached yes and and obviously the nightclub at rm was larger than the nightclub at pearl but in either case it was more intimate and kind of closer to like what we normally experience on the cruise as well exactly you know so it was like it felt more familiar to us correct you know go to a nightclub and then there yeah there's a playroom attached right you know which temptations didn't have that which if you go Cruise on the Celebrity Line, that's what you get.
There's the Sky Lounge. And then right next door. Right next door, there's a playroom. Yeah. So it was more comfortable or more familiar. Okay. Restaurants. So restaurants at Temptations. We liked the restaurants at Temptations. We did. Very good food. I would say the food at Temptations was amazing. And there's two different buffets. Buffets. We liked it. Two different buffets open all the time. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You can count on it. Restaurants are great. We love the food at Temptations. The Flame Restaurant, which we ate at. After our wedding. For our wedding. Fantastic.
The She Restaurant, best lobster we ever had. Well, that was a specialty thing. We had to pay. Well, still. Yeah, we had to pay extra. But, yeah, but worth it. Unbelievable. Best lobster we've ever had. Like, unbelievable. Out of this world. Out of this world, lobster. And then they have the other specialty restaurants at Temptations. Very, very good food. Okay. Let's move to RM. I'm going to say let's move down to RM. Yeah. Okay. So our favorite restaurant at RM was the Authentic Mexican. Which is new as of last year. Yeah.
so they added on a whole different section pool the lobby the lobby this restaurant the eden place the resort where you could stay so this mexican restaurant you're not talking tacos and burritos not oh my god You're talking beautiful soups and I had this talk. It's Mexican nouveau cuisine. Yes. So it's like Mexico giving you the finest cuisine that their country has to offer. Exactly. And it's fresh and innovative and, I mean. However, all the other restaurants, not so good. Well. Well, no, not so good. No, we had an Italian night at one of the restaurants. Well, that was at a buffet.
But there was nothing Italian about it. I know. Well, you're Italian. But the Asian place, our first night, the Asian place was decent. Time out. At the Italian place, they had potato balls. Not rice balls, potato balls. What the hell was that? And they had some pasta, which I ordered. I didn't get what I wanted. Sweetie. Hold on, listen. Just stop. And they had sliced beef and a lamb. That's not Italian. All right, all right. There's nothing Italian about it. Okay. Okay, all right. And then the buffet stuff. There's two buffets. No, it was confusing. Confusing. Wake up. Always restaurants.
Who's having lunch buffet? Who's having dinner? Who's having dinner? Who's having lunch? And it's so big. So part of the thing about RMm is so spread out right out so you're like walking like you walk all the way down there oh that buffet is not open you gotta walk down there yeah yeah in any case so yeah this buffet is open for lunch only this one's breakfast and dinner sometimes, but not every day. So, yeah. Okay. All right. So let's go to the Food of Pearl then now that we're on the food conversation. The Food of Pearl was just splendid and magnificent.
We had, and the restaurants are decorated so magnificently. you're in a different time different world yeah the food at pearl is fantastic yeah well we were fortunate because well well we we also got to have a private dinner in the mansion with our friends cnc which we'll talk about later yeah but in any case it was like it was like five tables, and four of them cleared out. We were the only ones in there at a private dinner. It was really nice, yeah. But the buffet is open, breakfast, lunch, dinner. Yeah, same place. It's in the same spot, which is right by the pool. You know where to go.
And they have like a pizza station outside. Yeah, yeah. It's perfect. It there's only 89 rooms the people right everybody's right everybody's right there exactly which is fun what else rooms the rooms rooms okay so the rooms at temptations vary but they're very nice yeah and we got fortunate we got fortunate. We were fortunate. We were in the tower. We were in the tower, which is fantastic. We love that room. We love the room. Yeah, we love the room. But the people that got the garden. They were nice.
I actually think that the garden rooms at Temptation are better than the garden rooms at Riviera Maya. Absolutely, because we had a garden room at Riviera Maya and the queen size bed was all that fit, just about fit in there with about, you know, two feet in each side. We met that girl. Her name was, I think her name was like Shannon or something.
And she was from texas and she's like i'm in a closet whatever i'm not supposed to mention names by the way but no but who knows i mean come on yeah so no but she's like yeah it was you know it's kind of all you need but you know it's what it was you know i i feel definitely like the rooms at temptation were better than the rooms that we had a nice room i know but you think about everybody else we went to like you know what i mean that's true yeah yeah so that's the story with that yeah so then let's keep talking about the room so we checked into pearl Pearl. We checked into Pearl.
We're like, okay, blah. And we got pretty much a standard room. Yeah, standard room. Ground four standard room. And we walked in. I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is really nice. It was huge. It was huge. It was beautiful. And we had a balcony, and there was steps down. We can go down the steps and right to the pool. Yeah, our view was amazing. The ocean view. And there was like so much space. So much space. It was like such a great room. Oh, my God. I mean, the rooms at Pearl are way better. The standard room. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And there's these penthouse suites. Yeah.
Which we got invited to a party. Well, we saw two different kind of rooms. Right. So we met the couple that run the Kraken Resort. And we're going to talk about that. Yeah. In Texas. And they had a penthouse. And we walked up there. And we got to see their suite. Right. And we had a bunch of people up. It was so much fun.
And then they had a whole balcony outside like a giant with an outdoor like swimming pool and very mexican yeah but it was everything all the rooms are very mexican flavored but it was very open and spacious very beautiful and had outdoor jacuzzi very nice and then cnc had a double master they did which was really cool two bathrooms and then so you walk in and there's like this big living room and a balcony off that and there's like a full bathroom and then you walk down there's another bathroom and like this big master bedroom with another balcony the rooms at pearl are the best right like the rooms at pearl are the best so i want to talk about crowd a little more okay and we talked about a little bit so actually we did but we just felt that the crowd for us was better at pearl yes it was a a little more our age group, a little more our age group a little more sedate a little more maybe educated and you know yeah it's interesting you know because you know jr and i are always looking for variety like you know so we're looking for opportunity and normally we think think, you know, more people gives us more chance, but it actually proved to be different.
Yeah, exactly. It proved to be different in this situation. It did. So at Riviera Maya, there were a lot of Europeans. There were. We had lovely neighbors to the left of us at Riviera Maya, and they were very lovely. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. The whole row was fun. Yes. Yeah, they were from UK. Yes. And we had fun with them. Yeah, exactly. And they brought other friends, and that was good. But it was not necessarily people that we were going to hook up with.
let's talk about hookup yeah so at rivera my we were there for five days yeah five days right and probably on day two yeah we met a couple m s yeah m s and from like cleveland i think oh i think it was cleveland so yeah i think so yeah and we're hanging out with them and we're kind of hitting it off and we're like in the hot tub making out you know so we're like nagging in the hot tub yeah and we're like this sounds like this is gonna happen and we went to dinner with them that night right but you you talked to them and what did they say the interesting thing that happened is that they kind of stepped back yeah and they said because we told them about everything about us and this and that what we do yeah and they're like i'm not sure we want to hook up with you because you're going to talk about us on your podcast yeah they were like we don't want to be the yeah the subject of your yeah of your episode right oh my god but here we, but it doesn't matter.
But I'm mentioning names. I know, but it doesn't matter. It's like when I said, and then I say to J.R., maybe we shouldn't tell anybody we have a podcast because then they're not going to want to be with us. I know, right? Yeah, I don't know. I know. It was funny. No, they were lovely people. They were. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. They were sexy as hell. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. We got intimate with them. Oh, yeah. But not totally. Yeah. Not enough. Not all the way. Not enough. All right. So let's talk about price value a little bit. Okay. Okay. So temptation, good price, good value. Yeah. Right?
And you're getting good food. I think for new people, young couples, people that haven't been in lifestyle very long, I think you start there. Or experimenting or, you know. Yeah, exactly. No expectations. There's nothing heavy.
There's no lifestyle in your face as opposed to rm and pearl yeah and i found that rm what was happening we could see couples that were there together having sex with each other right yes not all swinging no no but you know and it was not even a lot of sex like we'd be up at the hot tub and there'd be like four or five couples having sex with each other not necessarily with other people in in those cabanas around yes around the hot tub right again it's about who's there at the time right right now at pearl there was a very cool really cool hot tub which we met a lot of people in yes and they do that meet and greet later later yeah everybody goes to the hot tub like at night like at midnight yeah like yeah and there's like 10 cabanas around yeah and there was a lot of people having sex exactly and i saw more swinging and foursomes and things yes at pearl yes pearl yeah so i think that pearl is the it's a little more it's more swinging kind of place and more mature crowd not older Let's not say older i'm saying mature that's a way different concept absolutely absolutely like more experienced yes yeah yeah i would agree i would agree yeah okay so one of the really cool things about all the resorts is that they all had theme nights.
Theme nights. Which was super fun. Correct. And so And one of the really cool things about all the resorts is that they all had theme nights. Theme nights. Which was super fun. Correct. And so when we were at Rivera Maya and Pearl, they were close, but there was like a little different between the themes. But generally the same concept. Yeah, between temptation. There's some overlap.
overlap like the glow night right they all have glow night everybody has glow night there's like phone parties yeah well i think there's phone parties at rm and temptations but no phone party i don't think at pearl no no no no you're right yeah it not that kind of thing yeah yeah in any case so one of the themes was what's your emergency so you could be like a doctor or a fireman or a nurse or a police officer right and then they had obviously i think all of them had fetish right all had fetish yes and i think white too no that was just that one. But yeah, white night.
And then Temptation had a red night. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. A red night. And then one of them had a tropical theme. Right. So there's like, the themes are super fun. Right, and check, so if you're going to go, check their website, because it is listed on there. Yeah. So you want to be prepared. I'm going to go here right now. Most of the women. I know what he's going to say. Most of the women do the theme. Yeah, they're all decked out. They're all decked out. And then you see the guy. Right. And they don't do anything. He's got a t-shirt and jeans on.
Like like what are you doing like put a little effort into it exactly i don't understand i know it's like come on it's like really funny yeah it's it looks to me it looks stupid looks weird and stupid i'm sorry right so if you're out there and you're gonna do that don't do that right yeah at least nod to it go on amazon and get a shirt exactly for the theme that was a thing too is that there was like an animal night theme right and that's easy like it's very easy the women had like these super sexy tiger outfits and like and you know what all the guy has to do is like we're shirt yeah good shirt good shirt that has a tiger print exactly that's it i will say that on the cruise the men participate better yes they're not the resorts right but the theme nights are fun they are but go and do it you're on the freaking cruise or resort or wherever you are.
Just go do it. Put a little effort into it. Come on, people. Guys. Or women, you make them do it or buy the outfits for them. I saw this one night, and this woman had this see-through mesh dress. It was like, whoa. And the guys had a sloppy T-shirt and shorts and flip-flops. Like, really? Come on. I mean, so women, if that is your guy, you got to smack him in the head. What's really fun is that, I think I said this earlier, but when we met the guy that owns Kraken, the resort in Texas, one of his things is all about how men need to step up. That's what I'm talking about.
And participate and be sexy and have great grooming habits. And he would agree. We're going to talk about grooming. Not now. In a future podcast, we're going to talk about men's grooming stuff. Because it's really important. And a lot of men miss the very fine details of what that means to women. Okay?
gonna cover that later on yep so we did that we did price let's talk about who we met we met this couple i'm not going to mention the names but they have a resort yeah in texas in is it houston yeah i think it is houston called kraken yes and that resort is it looks really cool we haven't been there and we will go there we are gonna go we're gonna report on that you know but they are a cool couple and we hit it off with them and a bunch of people and they have so they do yeah so they do like weekend parties exactly it's kind them and a bunch of people. So they do, yeah.
So they do like weekend parties. Exactly. It's kind of like a swinger club. Or like a sunny rest. Yeah. If you're familiar with sunny rest, sort of like that. Yeah. But they do weekend parties and then they have some hotel rooms. It's not a big hotel. It's not. And they do the theme parties and all of that. So we we're gonna try to put a group together to do that yeah because i think they have like 24 hotel rooms and he's working on more yeah he's working on more by time we get there we have 26 27 28 such a cool couple right well that's where we went to the penthouse. Exactly. Exactly.
They were so cool. Very nice. But let's talk about, for a second, who we did hook up with at Pearl. Yeah. So, we were at Riviera Maya Pearl for like eight days. On our last day, our friends from New Jersey, C&C, who we've talked about before. We'll be right back.
my own pearl for like eight days on our last day our friends from new jersey cnc yeah we've talked about before we got to do that really cool dinner in the mansion yeah yeah and they arrived at pearl it was so nice it was so great So we had dinner with them And we went back to their Their master suite like it's like a penthouse yeah it was cool yeah and we and we had sex with them it was fantastic it was really cool and you know what the really cool thing is that you know he was like he's driving me hard you know he's like Like, you like giving it to me hard and he's like oh do you want something else and he's like he brings out a toy then she wanted the toy i know which was fun i got hitachi whatever i know because i'm not i'm not a big toy person but i'm like okay you're bringing the toy i'm i'm gonna let you i'm gonna let you do me with the toy and it worked it was really cool it was such a it was such a and it's we know them very very well we've had sex with them many times in the past so it was a familiar thing yeah yeah it was like it was good yeah it's like yeah you groove on with your people and we were like so grateful it's like he makes me come and i'm like thank you so much oh my goodness that's ridiculous that's ridiculous so much that's ridiculous it was nice we had such a great time.
All I will say is that J.R. and I will only go back to Pearl. This is our observation. Yes. We loved Pearl way more than the other two. And we were so surprised because we go on the cruise. Right. Which we're going to be going like in a week. Next week. Next week. Right.
And we're going to be with like 3 next week next week right and we're going to be with like 3 000 people right but as a like it's a totally different thing though but we totally love pearl right because it's intimate and demure it's our people it's our people and it's more it's a little more quiet it's a little more sedate and a little more sexy in the fact that it's more intimate well you can talk you can talk that's what i'm talking about it's like you know have a good conversation with somebody and like you know but we'll experience that on the cruise and also and also the the fact that it's smaller.
You can have a cabana or a chase lounge at the pool. Because there's only 180 people. There's enough to go around. It's not like there's 900 people and some people are going to be left out. It's not like that. Yeah.
It's not that yeah yeah and then the different thing about pearl is they say welcome home to you and they say hello and hola and all that but they say welcome home and it makes you feel like you know you've been there before you're back where you should be and you're coming back it's really kind of special and that's our our conclusion right yes exactly we vote pearl so now we're moving on to what's coming up next right so stay tuned okay people that was our main topic of desire but now this subject what what is what is the subject it's what's coming up what's coming up next the next stuff that we're doing and what is that Thank you.
Now, this subject, what is our subject? It's what's coming up next. What's coming up next, the next stuff that we're doing. And what is that? Yes, and thank you so much for listening. Who? Who are we thanking? We're thanking all of our listeners. Oh, thank people. Oh, my God. I understand. They have to endure your stories. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my freaking voice. Crazy. So what's coming on? We're going on the cruise. The Bliss Cruise. Ready? November of 2025. Right? And we're putting our theme outfits together now. Oh, my God. It's crazy. Right? It's crazy. Yeah.
You have a whole suitcase, and half the suitcase is themed. It's like bunnies, and Roaring Twenties, and fairy tales. Neon. Always neon. The BDSM. Yeah, BDSM. And oh, my. But it's fun. So if you're going on a bliss cruise, visit our website, because we have them all there.
And book with us, because we're going to give you a special perk exactly give you a perk exactly then no one else does so why would you not book with us exactly yeah i don't get it yeah exactly go ahead and book with the other people and get nothing and get nothing exactly well the other thing is that you book with us and jr gives you very special attention i do what's happening on a good cabinet to pick because no no so it's just like so you're thinking about going right call or text or email jr he will give you advice unlike what you want like what's important to you right like what part of the ship is important or like what part of like lifestyle or like you know whatever is important to you but in any case so it'll be like super fun exactly so that's next week it is and we're hoping before before we go on the cruise what's happening going to Pittsburgh with our dear friends, C&C, K&K, and we're doing like this whole Halloween weekend, Pittsburgh Steelers.
And there might be some stuff going on. There might be. There might be some stuff going on. We don't know. I know, but we love Pittsburgh. There might be stuff going on. Yeah. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. We hope there be stuff going on. Yeah. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. We hope there's stuff going on. Right. So then we're going on the cruise. Oh, yeah. There's friends on the cruise. I don't know if I told you this. There's friends on the cruise we haven't seen in a while. And we'll talk about it later. I'm not going to mention it right now.
But there's friends on the cruise who we've hooked up with several times. Ooh, nice. Several times. Ooh, nice. And they're going to be on the cruise. Nice. I'm looking forward to it. And I did reach out to them. Let's just put it that way. Okay. I'm fine. And there's other people, too. Hell yeah. I know. The cruise is great. The cruise is great. The cruise is fantastic. And then after the cruise, J.R. and I are going to do another meet and greet. But this is. No band. But this is a big thing. Bop. This is a major thing. This is a big. Bop.
December 5th in Morristown, New Jersey at Grasshopper Off the Green. Yes.
I think that's what it's called let's do grasshopper and there's a parking lot behind it it's beautiful and you come in on the ground level of the and we're getting the whole lower level the whole so when you for us when you walk in off the parking lot that's the lower level yep and that's where we bang a a left bang a left look at you look at you yeah the whole bar is ours that's the whole bar is ours it's all gonna be lifestyle people as a private men's room ladies room it's yeah yeah there's a whole private thing for us private bartender we're gonna like meet and greet food booze whatever you want yeah that'll be awesome it's like an irish pub it is it's an irish pub so well we normally go there to watch the eagles we do go to watch the eagles on the third floor actually and on the third floor that night there's going to be a grateful dead cover band is but don't get discouraged by that or encouraged i don't know either way i'm not going to the grateful dead thing but but december 5th yes friday friday december 5th eight o'clock let me look that up join us trust me baby okay it's a super cool club by the way you're right friday night de night, December 5th, you're right.
Of course I'm right. Are you saying that? You're always right. Please. It's terrible. You're always right. I don't know how that happened. In any case, and then after that, we'll have our New Year's Eve house party. We will. Yes, New Year's Eve. At our house. We're going to have like 30 people already. We'll end up with like 50. Yeah, we will. But anybody listening, reach out.
You know you know and people let me just say this people from this podcast don't reach out and you're missing out if you don't reach out you're gonna miss out right reach out on our website there's a there's a spot to contact us yeah just reach out yeah i don't understand how people are not doing that i don't get it i don't get it anyway thank you so much no we have more stuff no we have more stuff more stuff oh really april 2027 oh that's our big group that's It's a big group cruise. Huge group cruise. Yeah, yeah. There's a bliss cruise, April 2027.
And we've been talking about this for a while. It's getting booked. We got more people. We do. But right now, the bliss cruise of November of 2027 has been released. Just released. Yeah what that does is the April one's gonna start getting booked up quickly yeah yeah that's just how it works but if you want to be with us contact us we'll get you a great stateroom right by us we We're going to have a big freaking party. Yes. If you ever go on a Blitz cruise. Oh, God. You want to be with peeps. Yeah, with us. You want to be with peeps. Trust me. That know what's going on. Yeah.
So that's, I think that's it. That's it. And that's all. So what does the Italian JR say? Bye-bye, you beautiful people!
