Episode 34: Rappin with Kraken ‘Main Topic’: We interview the owners/proprietors of a Lifestyle Resort in the Houston Texas area that we met at Desire Pearl.‘What Have We Done Lately’: WOW! Our Meet Greet held on March 7 at ‘Revolution Bar Social House’ in Morristown, NJ was attended by 250+ people. The afterparty was amazing, filled with sexual activity. Then onto Delaware meeting LS friends for a special birthday celebration and exploring venues for M Gs there.‘Where We Are Going Next’: If you want in on the M G action, join us on April 3, 2026, in King of Prussia, PA at the ‘Valley Forge Casino Hotel’. RSVP on SLS at ‘Events/SLS Groups’ and post a Hot Date. For May 2026 our next exciting M G is scheduled for May 16, 2026, back at ‘Revolution Bar Social House’ in Morristown, NJ. As we now have a VIP Club designation on SLS, please RSVP for May 16th at ‘Events/Socials’ and post a Hot Date. Also, on the agenda; a sexy annual Kentucky Derby Party, summer Sunny Rest weekends, a Buffalo trip to visit Swinger Clubs in Toronto, Canada and preparations for a Kraken Group trip. Don’t forget to book the April 2027 Bliss Cruise with us and our posse! Our Special Cabins are almost gone, so book NOW to claim your ‘Prime’ Cabin. Go to our Events Page 2, for Bliss Cruise Bookings with a Special Perk or click this lynx : https://lifestylelynx.com/events%2Ftrips%2FcruisesPlus, we are at 8500 listens to our Podcast… Thank you!! Visit us at https://www.LifestyleLynx.com for related Adult Events, Cruises, Resorts, Clubs, Parties, Meet Greets, Swinger Websites and more...
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hello you beautiful people i am jr and i'm d and we're here to share our sexy stories and experiences if you're not 18 this podcast is not for you and if you are please go visit lifestyle links.com that's l y n x hello beautiful people this is episode what episode is this it's 34 34 and we're calling this wrapping with cracking wrapping with cracking and when we get to the main topic that will be evident of what we're talking about right we have special guests special guests have a resort outside of houston texas which we're planning on putting together a big party a group trip yeah group trip yeah yeah it's a lifestyle please it is lifestyle place yeah and it's got it's got rooms it's got a club it's got everything pool pool bar yeah bocce courts i'm not sure about the thatcce course that's a pool and a bar we're good and playrooms we're good playrooms yeah okay bocce we're not sure we'll talk about that later so what's going on so we always start with what have we done lately lately yes okay what's going on lately well we had an epic meet and greet oh my fucking god i know it was amazing it was on march 7th march 7th we went to this place in morristown which i know the manager and he's like yeah use the downstairs no one's down there from like 7 to 10 and we did that and we had like 250 300 people yes oh my goodness and, my goodness.
And they were all beautiful. He came up to us later and said, oh, these people are really good looking. Right. He had never seen so many good looking people in one place. In one place. Oh, my goodness. It was fabulous. I know. Because his club is like 21 to 25, 26, 27. That's it. Our ladies are classy. Our ladies are prettier than those 21-year-olds. Crazy, crazy shit. Our ladies are classy. So we had a great time. People came in, and we actually had to go into the other space. We ran, yeah. So the club, we have this little space. It was a foundation room space.
It probably held about 100 people. But we had 300. So we were able to flow into this other club space that was like underground, speak music. And next time we'll have more bartenders. We only had two bartenders, right?
Yeah, but next time, he said, we're going to get the're gonna get the big space oh okay we're gonna get the big space from the get-go and i already contacted him oh good and that's gonna happen in may right may you have the date and it's gonna be coming is it 16th or something like yeah it is saturday may 16th saturday may 16th we're coming back in morristown we come back to morristown parking was a little rough it was busy Well, you know, the parking garage was Saturday, May 16th. We're coming back. In Morristown. We're coming back to Morristown. Parking was a little rough. It was busy.
Well, you know. The parking garage was full. Yeah. So people had to find the other parking garage. But then there was something going on. It must be something at. The theater. The theater. So it cleared out. It did. And then people were able to park again. Yeah. Part of Morristown. That's what you get. If you want to be popular and in the groove, in tune, that's what you get. That's what you get. I'm sorry. You'll find a parking spot. Don't worry. So we had that, and then we had a select, I even refrain to even saying this, but we did.
We had a select group of people that we invited back to our house. Right, we couldn't have all 250 people. We can't fit that many. That's true. I don't have. We can't fit that many. That's true. So we had a select number of people come back to the house. Yeah, because we had a girlfriend that stayed with us, too. That's true. She came in for the party from out of town. But, if you heard one of our last episodes, I think it was The Bliss of It.
I was the one i hooked up with this very pretty very sexy asian woman yeah on the cruise yes i met her first and then yes all that whatever and then she met you she's like oh i have a hall pass oh yeah i'm like jr always has a hall pass but the point is they came to this event yeah they drove from connecticut and they came back yeah to the after party oh my god i took her in the bedroom and oh my god i had my way with her it was like oh because you know if you've been in lifestyle a while the first time you're with someone okay it's great you know but then the second time third time yeah it gets better it's a more of a warm yeah thing and you and you know the person yeah and you know what they like and i had that same experience because i got to hook up with someone I hadn't gotten hook up in quite a while, but you and I were friends with this couple, very dear friends for years and years, and he was there, and yes, I mean, we know each other very well.
So let's just say there's a lot of juices flowing. So, and it was beautiful. Lots of stuff. It was like so much fun. It was so much fun all around. To be with somebody that I know so well that I'm like dear friends with. Yes. Yeah. And, you know, and it's safe for him too. You know, it's like he doesn't have to have the risk of worrying about, oh, it's this person going to be like, he knows me. A bunch of people hooked up. It was really, we had about 20, maybe 20, about 20 people. Yeah. About 20 people wasn't a huge crowd. It was great. So everybody had a spot. Because I did no cooking.
None of that. None of that kind of stuff. Right. Yeah. And then at the end of the day, I said to you, oh, so I hooked up with D. Right. Of M&D. And we're down with that. We're down. Yeah, they were that episode. And you're like, it could.
like we were talking about and we're making the notes for the podcast i'm like oh yeah we should talk about their after party you got to hook up with a girl from connecticut and i said oh i talked with d too yeah you're like what i didn't even know i'm lucky sob they were our guests for uh we're down with that we're down with that that yeah yeah so you had a good night i had a great night too we gave away prizes we did at the meet and greet yeah it was it was fabulous so our next meet and greet which is coming up next week right april 3rd yes friday april 3rd at the valley forge Valley Forge Casino and Hotel.
So it's a great spot. It's a small casino. We're going to meet at the center bar, right at the front of the center bar by the dance floor and the DJ and that kind of stuff. But the cool thing is there's two, not one, but two hotel towers attached to the casino.
So you can book a room book a room and you can invite people back yeah you can extend your party yes which is fabulous and stay the night exactly whatever don't worry about drinking and driving and but freaking extend your party you know what i'm talking about yeah you get your extension going and and extend your party all right oh and then we were down in delaware we were down yes yes we were with our friends v and i v and i yeah you went bar hopping oh we went bar so we started about two o'clock and we went to this one spot where the specialty is espresso martinis so we all had one just to start the day off well it was j and c it was her birthday it was her birthday so yeah because i'm working down that way and they came down to visit and stay in the area it was great it was like we saw some fabulous bands and then we got to see we got to see v sister who was lovely We saw some fabulous bands.
Fabulous stuff. And then we got to see V's sister, who is lovely. We haven't gotten to see her in years. Oh, my God. Just some really cool lifestyle people. V's sister is- Yeah, she's so darling. She's adorable. Yeah. I love her so much. Yeah. And she's got a- Is it a husband? A new boyfriend. I don't think it's a husband. No, they got married, babe. They did get married. Yeah. Okay, they did. So, yeah. So, it's D did get married. Okay, they did. So, yeah. So, it's D and P. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful people. I love her. She's so great. Very cool. I couldn't stop hugging her.
I was like, oh, my God. It's so fun. So, that's what we have done lately because it's only been a couple weeks since we broadcasted our last podcast. Let me see the page. Let me see the sheet. There's a sheet here. So that, that. Okay, good. I think that's, yeah. That's what we've done lately. And now stay tuned because. Because what? Yes, we're going to. Now we're going to interview the people from Kraken. And he's going to talk about. We've talked about this. The resort. The people from Kraken. Yes, they're coming up next. They're coming up next. Here we go. Said I'm all about it.
Yeah, I'm all about it. Said I'm all about it. Yeah. Said I'm all about it. Yeah, I'm all about it. Welcome to our main topic now. We're so excited. What's the name of our main topic? It's Wrapping with Kraken. Wrapping with Kraken. And Kraken's what? Kraken is a resort outside of Houston, Texas. And we happen to have Dominic and E here with us today. and they are the proprietors of that resort. So welcome, guys. Hey, thank you for having us. Thanks for having us, guys. Absolutely. We were so lucky to met you guys in Desire Pearl. That's right. And that's where we first met you both.
These are very lovely, very sexy people oh my god gorgeous so much fun we had so much fun we really hit it off just right away and had a few dinners together and a few parties together in that short they invited us to their to their house baby i know they had a penthouse party yeah a little after a little before before the night's foray it was a good time yeah yeah so tell us about kraken tell us where you are and what you do and tell us all about kraken so um kraken the kraken officially started about two years ago uh when we kind of opened up to ls uh before that kraken was just like, um, a bar of my house, just this big place that I built for me and my buddies, you know, to hang out for friends to come over.
But then about two years ago, we had a birthday party. There was 250 people here. Okay. And it wasn't even what we have now, but, um, you know, somebody said to me man uh you should be charging us to come here and then i just got to think and i was like man you know i wonder if this could be a thing so i went and checked out another uh similar resort i won't mention their name but i went and checked them out kind of saw what they had going on i immediately felt like we we could be in the game with what we had and how we already stood. I made a few changes. You know, we built the club.
We started putting in more rooms, more amenities. And I want to say in that year, within eight months, that other resort shut down. And that wasn't the goal. That definitely wasn't the goal. And I hate seeing that happen to anybody. But I think our business motto and kind of how we're set up was a little bit different than theirs. We wanted to kind of be in between something of a lifestyle campground and then a lifestyle major resort. We want to fall in between that. We want to be affordable. We want to still accommodate things.
We're not going to have like that luxury food that Pearl or Desire offers, but we, you know, we still have good food and definitely have good accommodations. We have staff that are here to help you. So that was kind of, kind of what, you know, how it got started and where we're at today. Yeah.
So currently we have 28 rooms and then we also have about 15 rv spots we're expanding with um we have a new building that just went up and that's going to have an additional 10 rooms nice nice additional 10 rooms there's already three are fully operating in that building and then we're adding in a park model tiny home village um on a section of the property the entire the entire property is around four five acres total for this just this portion so we're expanding and adding in a park model like tiny home village where people will be able to own their home but just rent the space and clean it out and we can manage that for them and we have about 15 current rv sites as well so nice house a fair amount of people right with a lot of expansion happening all the time all the time right and there's actually a club happening at the crack in um so we we have like dominic said we have a nightclub um it's one nightclub we have an awesome lounge we have our bar area which has darts and pool table shuffleboard tons of heated and cooled spaces we have our dining hall um that's actually that's actually one good point to bring up a lot of people think we're just like a summertime resort, but we still, in the wintertime, we have more heated and cooled space than people would imagine.
And so we're really trying to amp up the winters because, you know, we have a heated pool, heated spa. Typically, this year, we started heating the pool a little bit more deeper into the winter. I don't think we're in the heat in January or February. There's not many people wanting to jump right into it. But there's still a lot to do here. We have the murder mysteries. We have a lot of... That's one of the themes that you do is a murder mystery. This weekend is a murder mystery. So people come in and actually run that kind of thing? Yeah, we run it ourselves.
Some people some people work with us to do that nice facilitate so we have this weekend it is a diamond heist uh diamond heist we actually have about 20 couples in this weekend to do that so we provide dinner meals throughout the entire weekend and everyone gets a character when they come in and they're in character all weekend so those oh they say in character for the whole weekend yeah that's cool going on this weekend but we have a theme pretty much every weekend and then um but we're open during the week we have annual memberships a lot of people to come anytime that they want you know um so we offer a lot of different opportunities for people to come and stay or come for the day come for the club so you have day passes as well and then you and then you host evening events where people just come like any other lifestyle club if you're having a themes party they don't necessarily have to stay over they can just come for themes nighttime activity as well gotcha and the tiny house thing sounds really interesting you're going to be creating a village um and people can actually buy a tiny home and then they can use it for themselves when they want to and then when they're not able to be there you guys will rent it out for them yeah if they choose to have it as an right capacity or they can just keep it for themselves in a secondary home and be here or even full-time like we're we're down to have you here full-time if you want to do it oh that sounds super fun yeah so you're outside of houston how how far are you from the airport about an hour and 10 minutes from the airport gotcha that's pretty good gotcha yeah and and so your winters are a little cold like what's your low temperature in the winter typically in in the end of january in the beginning of february it's about four weeks of winter um and it can be you know it it could get down into the twenties and then turn the top back up a little bit.
But I want to keep like, we'll say don't get into the twenties, like three days. It's not the Northeast. Yeah. You can't go by us. We had two and four. Two and four of what, honey? Degrees, degrees. We have two degrees.
Yeah, with dominic and he was saying well october is a really nice month it's like nice and warm and that's one of our our best months yeah that's great october is great but come september the the weather actually changes a little bit it turns um the humidity drops and then we start to dry out so like yeah second third week somewhere in september this area where we're in we'll start to get a little drier we get a dry air it's really nice but i bet it's probably nice now as well like april may oh yeah and then Thank you.
to get a little drier we're gonna dry air it's really nice but i bet it's probably nice now as well like april may oh yeah and then people in the pool right now do you really oh i hate i hate you there's supposed to be a cold front tomorrow i think it's gonna go down to 60.
yeah oh goodness So I think i think jr and i are going to try to get out there sometime soon like in the next couple months check it out and then and i think we're going to try to put together a group trip and yeah like october come out check it out see you guys see what it's all about yeah yeah lay the land type of thing sounds super fun we want to get over to the northeast we want to we want to kind of come out there and start seeing people in the northeast we our crowd is typically um i would say florida from florida over to oklahoma okay maybe even california and then and then down to texas but i don't have really many people that we had somebody from canada i have a good idea what are you guys doing may 16th oh yeah i can't think of a specific thing on may 16th well we're having a huge meet and greet right here in morristown the same place we had it in March we had like 300 people there so yeah so same thing May 16th May 16th, I would love to that'd be a perfect time to come out that'd be perfect, in May I can handle the weather up there it'll be nice it'll be nice for me you don't want to come February 2nd or anything like that You know, you're...
weather up there yeah it's okay it's a little nice yeah it'll be nice for me yeah yeah you don't want to come february 2nd or anything like that no you don't know yeah and are the summers like crazy hot there pretty crazy yeah it's pretty warm not just so everybody's in the pool all the time it's like yeah they're gonna be in the pool um i mean we have air conditioning so it's not big it's humid though right it's a it's humid there it's humid yeah yeah gotcha it is but up here we're we're like i come from the like it's not like mexico humid though right oh okay or new orleans humid oh my god yeah it feels a little bit less than that not not crazy less but it's not near like new orleans like in here in a concrete jungle of like heat and sweat yeah just the community just sits sits in there yeah it's yeah this part of texas is you know we have a lot of like i mean we're really in an awesome area as far as like we're out in the we're kind of out in the country so we don't get a lot of that heat and like musk from like a big transit area you know yeah gotcha when i started coming out here i was like this is pretty mild in comparison to something right all right good so we're gonna come out to cracking so let me let me ask yeah yeah that's gonna be super fun what do you got i want to i want to talk to dominic about um how he got into the lifestyle uh he has a kind of a unique story um like his beginnings of the lifestyle and i think they're centered around women in the lifestyle that taught him uh a thing or two so domin, Dominic, tell us about that.
Sorry, watch out, E. I'm from Syracuse, New York. My mother sent me when I was 15 to live with my aunt and uncle. And so I was in Albuquerque, New Mexico at that time. And so I was emancipated early and kind of on my own early. So by the time I was 17, I was working in a cabinet shop with two gay guys that owned the shop. And I knew these guys partied a lot. They had a big party house, and I'd never been to it, but I heard stories. So it was one week I was working there, and they said, hey, do you want to earn some extra money?
We're going to have you kind of help serve hors d'oeuvres and drinks at our party.
And I was like, yeah, in uh 94 approximately 94 i was 17 at the time and i was like man that sounds great so i put on um that night i i head over to their house i put on my best kmart pants and shoes and you know go over to this house and i mean it was like just the most beautiful people i'd ever seen walking around to the sexiest stuff they told me what my job was just to walk around look cute and uh hand out yeah look cute pass it pass hors d'oeuvres and cocktails and and look like the boy toy right i had no idea though i still don't know what's going on this time now so um i'm walking around and i mean i i took a liking to this one lady she was probably you know 40 or so who knows well endowed and uh just beautiful and her husband was real friendly with me and um anyway um i kept checking on them extra and then sure yeah one point uh the guy let's call him uh ter, he told me to, he said, Susan needs a drink and she's down the hallway in one of the rooms.
So I took the drink down to the door where she was at and I knocked on the door and she says, come in. So I opened the door and it was like black in there except for like a red light bulb, which I helped color. We used to color the light bulbs with a magic marker oh my goodness yeah so there was a little uh red light in there but i couldn't really see real well so i went in i told her it was me i was bringing her a drink and she's told me to shut the door so i shut the door and told me to come in so i come in and then um i mean she started kissing me and putting her hands on me.
And then I tried to make her aware that, you know, her husband wasn't just outside. She's like, no, he, you know, he said it was okay. This is okay. And that was it. It just kind of like, that was my first experience. Nice. Wow.
I don't know, like 30 seconds later, I was just such a happy kid you sort of got sucked into it i really did yeah literally literally that's what i'm talking about i thought i thought i was going to be in trouble because i stayed with that girl i was probably in there for about an hour with her so then i left out and i thought my boss is going to fire me but when i came out they were they were all smiles and he said they were in on it yeah yeah so uh they told me about it and then i did parties like that for um a couple of years with them cool gotcha so tell us about that kind of manscaping and personal hygiene and yeah a lot of the women groomed me when i was when i was young they told me like if you want to be a ladies man there's some really important things that you need to do make sure you know your hair is cut nicely make sure you're shaved and clipped up real good deodorant smell good don't be afraid to shower a couple times a day make sure your clothes looks good have nice shoes uh very important shoes are so important you know they really are and one of the most important things they told me was this one lady she asked me she goes did you make your bed this morning i'm like no and she asked me why not i said i don't know because i'm gonna get back in it later she told me to make my bed every day and spend a lot of time on it and make my room look beautiful.
Because when you do bring a woman home, the first thing she does when she starts snooping around, she's going to look at your bed. And that makes a big decision whether they're getting in it or not.
I think it makes you, yeah, for me, it makes me feel good when I see the room nice and everything's in order i think it makes you feel good as well that's how i am anyway right and you're prepared and you're prepared yes i change our sheets every other day every other day i love clean sheets i'm probably the cleanest person she knows i mean i'm yeah i mean in that the resort and the rooms are like this the expectation Oh, yeah. You can see that extremely clean. That's rolled over into my resort. There's one room in particular. It's a playroom. We call it the largest bed in Texas.
It's the largest bed. When you go into this room, it's four king size beds elongated. And then there's we built the sound system into the bed.
Oh, wow oh wow it's beautiful and then we have these flickering candles on the walls and it's dark in there it's just the essence of this room is unreal and the smell of the room it smells so clean so i love to bring couples in there and i love to watch the girl and i like to watch that smile crack because they already i already know what's going through their mind and i've brought vanilla couples into this room and they're like wow this is the sexiest room i've ever been in what's the name of that room what's the name of that room we call it the called the largest bed in texas we call it the voyeur room play gotcha the voyeur room yep yep i was looking on your website and you do have some really cool rooms right though in any case for me yeah some of the hygiene thing i mean if you're gonna be touching women in a sexual way even have your nails trim so they're not sharp and scratching them and you know like you know of course no dirt under your fingernails but also clip cuticles Your nails aren't sharp that you're scratching them.
That's so important. That's so important. And you need to smell really great. JR uses this special soap, actually, that has pheromones in it. It's got pheromones in it, yeah.
We try to to tell the guys when they get here um i you know what get guys that come in that are single we allow five of them but i always have a conversation privately with them and i tell guys listen nine times out of ten you're you're going to have some sexual activity here don't be over eager be a gentleman sit back relax let it come to you don't chase it you don't have to you don't have to overly hit on these girls um you know be a gentleman just talk talk to him like a friend and it's going to happen for you um there's nothing worse than a guy that is just running from woman to find out you know who's going to play with him yeah it's off-putting to them and it's it's off-putting to the rest of the people so women notice that i mean you know they notice that they they don't like that it's not good yeah we've been in those situations where women say this guy he's all over the place what's the story you know you can't wait to get from one to the other you know this guy what's the story but but you know so that's interesting.
You allow five single men per evening or per event. Now, obviously, single women, it's unlimited. Unlimited, yeah. Really? Okay. But that's a nice, you know, that's not overwhelming. You know, so it's not, and they're vetted. So you know it's a quality guy.
You know, we don't just, we're not gonna let some jerk in that we didn't talk to or anything like that he's been vetted he's been vetted obviously which is really good you know those those are the rules goes over where they can be you know they have to be with a couple if they go into the play in a room they have to be able and they're individually so that all plays into like i mean not just the hygiene side but also just the how you approach women and how like how men are acting in these environments i'm all like hygiene yes absolutely keep everything clean your mouth your nails your hairline like everything sure you're like make sure you smell amazing.
Like before you get there, keep yourself like here, baby powder, whatever you got to do. Yeah. Yeah. Their mindset and their attitude has to be very clean as well. Like, you know, open hearted, not selfish. You know, it comes into that like a graciousness about them, not over anxious, not demanding, not egotistical. Let's be a nice person. Yeah, so we're going to come down soon. Check out maybe, May, you come up here. It's up to you. May, we're having a big meet and greet. It would be like, you know, two, three hundred people there, which is, you know, a good time to come up.
And then we'll probably come down hopefully a after that but that's that's starting to get through summer june yeah and i know it might be like super hot in june but that's okay we want to check it out and i want to see the tiny village thing too like the tiny village concept is like intriguing to me as well i feel like especially for us that live the Northeast. And maybe target a group trip into the October time frame, somewhere in there. Exactly. Anything else you want to tell us? If anyone that's listening is interested in coming to the Kraken... That's K-R-A-K-E-N, like the rum.
Like the rum. No affiliation. That's right. Let's do a promo code for the listeners of your podcast. If they want to come, they can get a 15% discount off of their stay. That's a great idea. If they mention lifestyle links, they get a 15% discount. We'll do a link, babe. We'll do a link on our website. Definitely. We have one do a link, babe. We'll do a link. We'll do a link, too, sure. Yep, definitely. We have one for other people as well. So I want to thank you guys for coming on. Absolutely. This is super cool. We're really looking forward to checking, cracking out.
And having some events there. Yeah, I really appreciate it. All right, guys. Well well we'll see you soon okay welcome back the main topic was fun right we're going to talk about it again but stay tuned for that at cracking because it's going to be so much fun so first thing we want to talk about of we're in what's coming up next oh what's coming up next yes that's why i'm confused you're always confused oh my god that's crazy that's what happens when you drink a lot. What are you talking about? I'm not drinking. Well, maybe a little bit. I have a little vodka and polar. Orange polar.
Yeah, I do. Yeah. Right here. And you got what? What do you have? Grand Marnier. A Grand Marnier. Yeah. Which we've talked about a long time ago. We haven't talked about it recently. Really? We have a little drinky poo while we do this. So anyway, that's why it gets kind of funny towards the third segment, which this is. Okay, so the thing that's coming up next is April 3rd. Really quickly. Friday, April 3rd. April 3rd next. It's a good Friday. But you know what? And the Pope has already approved it. I talked to him. I talked to him. We're on the same page, and he's good. Because God is love.
God is love. Yes. And we're love. Yes, Valley Forge. So listen, it's on SLS. It's on SLS. And if you're going to come, be sure to make note of that and let us know you're coming.
In addition when you go to sls go to events and then sls groups and it's going to be should be on the top it's by location if it's not there based on your location just do a search for lifestyle links and then it will come up right Click that, and do attend and also please post a hot date yes for april 3rd so how many couples do we have coming so far it's not as big like it's a new area 30 okay so like 30 couples yeah it's it's yeah we want to get more we want to get more come on people yes right so i mean but still 60 people's a lot of people no we're 300 but 300 we took over that whole space this is the open casino bar 300 the casino would be crazy yeah that would be wild it'll be fun and and it's attached to the hotel it is so then So then after that.
Two hotels, by the way. Yeah, exactly. After that, we have the annual Kentucky Derby party. We do. And it is known as a swirl. Well, it starts swirl. It's a swirl party. It starts swirl because there's people there that are not lifestyle, including like parents of people and stuff like that. And family friends. Oh, all that stuff. Yeah. So it starts as a swirl party. And we dress up like- Yes, we wear the hats and the dresses. Wear the hats and the dresses. Yes. And, you know, all that. And we actually bet on- Yes, it's so much fun. We bet on the horse race. Yes.
And after that, vanilla people leave. and after that vanilla people leave and then we get out of yeah then it becomes a life solving and that's a jna's they're the people that do the two solstice parties the ultimate orgies yes so this is a little bit more low-key which is actually better because it's a way smaller orgy kind of thing. Yeah. So it's way more adaptable to whatever. It's nice, yeah. It's way better. So then. What's then? Then what? In May. May. We mentioned we're back at Revolution. So May 16th. Saturday. Mark your calendars.
We're back in Morristown at the Revolution Bar and Social Club. Downstairs. Downstairs. And now we're going to get the big side. The whole downtown. The whole large club, like four to six bartenders. It's the Saturday after Mother's day i think it is i think you're correct yes so that should be great yeah it's between other lifestyle parties that are going on exactly so there's no excuses people right it's not seven yep 7 p.m to 11 p.m it's not mother's day it's not father's not Father's Day. There's nothing else going on in Lifestyle. Right. We're it. Yeah.
So on SLS, I will have it up there in the next couple of days. Oh, the important thing is we now have a Lifestyle Links VIP account for clubs. We are now a club.
Right a social club a social club on sls so to find this one you're going to go to events and click socials and then you will see lifestyle links this event for for the may 16th perfect yes you will see that and also sign up for our group our lifestyle links group and you'll get firsthand knowledge firsthand notifications of what's going on yeah okay all right cool and then we'll probably take a quick trip to kraken okay so you heard about Kraken in the main topic, right? So we're going to do a trip. Group trip. A trip there. We're planning that for the fall. Probably 24 to 30 couples. Right.
Yeah, we're going to plan that for the fall. But JR and I are going to go probably in june check it out get it organized to see them yes yes so that's kind of we met them at desire pearl right last year and it was so much fun yeah really really nice and then this july we're going to go up to toronto we are well toronto and the buffalo area for 4th of july 4th of july we are we'll be on the niagara river correct watching the fireworks it's so much fun we've gone up there a few times yeah and it's so much fun because there's a bunch of lifestyle people there and And we get to have sex in boats.
Sex in boats. We do. Sex inside the boats. There's an episode way in the beginning. I don't know. Where we're talking about having sex in boats on the Niagara River. Yeah. But we are going to go to a lifestyle club in Toronto. We are, which is great because the drink's like four bucks. Right. It's all regulated. Yeah, because it's not BYOB. Yeah, and the clubs are really nice. Very nice. Clean. Clean. Sexy. Like modern. And we usually just hook up with a bunch of couples and have like a little orgy. Yeah, but we're going to be going with a couple. We're going to be staying over. Oh, my God.
That kind of stuff. And then, of course, this summer we'll be going to sunny rest. Sunny rest. We're going to be going to the boat regatta. Which is. It's in August. It's the first weekend in August. Yeah. It's the boat regatta. We did that last year. We did it. And then we go the last weekend in September. Which is their Halloween. Which is their Halloween and the close of the whole resort. Super nice. That's why they have Halloween in September. Our friends M&D, the DJ and the officiant of our wedding. We stay with them, which is like super fun. It's super fun.
And and then finally what's finally april 2027 april 2027 bliss cruise you people if you miss this you're out of your freaking minds you gotta you gotta we have like 10 12 couples right now Booked on deck seven by the hideaway. You'll see what I'm talking about. It's deck seven, the rear bump out, which is right by this hideaway thing. And we have this whole section. And it's going to be unbelievable. We're all going to be right there. Yeah. And if you've never been on the Bliss Cruise. JR knows a lot. And he will tell you. He'll take care of you.
It'll take you one day to get into the whole rhythm. Whereas if you went by yourself, it'd take you three days. Exactly. And also, if you've already been on it, you know how great it can be. And this is a six-day cruise, not a five. Right. Usually April's five. This is six. It's a six-day cruise not a five right usually april's five this is six it's a six day right and and it's april 18th to the 24th and it's on celebrity which to me is way better cruise line loves that rci it's for adults food is better. They have way better bars and restaurants. And disco. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.
I don't understand people. And JR knows the boat front to back. Front to back. So if you have any questions, if you're thinking about it, reach out, and he will take care of you. And it's a silhouette. It's the celebrity's silhouette favorite ship yeah yeah it's gonna be super my favorite ship and i don't even know what the ports are we're gonna stop at labrity it's got a new port in dominican okay and it's got the port in labrity which is the cruise line the cruise that you know so that may change because of the whole Haiti situation. Oh, we'll see.
But that little peninsula is dedicated to the cruise line. Right. And there's all kinds of little coves. You can go naked, swimming and stuff like that. Yeah, because it's not open to the people that live there. It is not. It's guarded, actually. It's guarded, yeah. Yeah. So it's really safe. So anyway. That's it. What do you mean that's it? That's it. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, we'll come up with some more things we're doing next. Don't you worry. Really? Yeah. That's it. Okay, all right.
So yeah, so we'll probably in April of 2028 have a trip to NOLA, toleans oh yeah we're going to do uh french quarter festival again french quarter festival again yeah our friends in 28 our friends in new orleans are they want us to come back i know they want us to come and we said we can't next year because we're doing this april 2027 blitzkrieg yeah yeah okay yeah yeah sounds good all, yeah, sounds good. All right, people, so until we see you again, like I always say, bye-bye, you beautiful people.
