Our Fourth Episode Main Topic highlights some Good, Bad Ugly Lifestyle Stories with special guest, speaker friends! What Have We Done Lately , covers our awesome group trip to New Orleans followed by the FWCS Queens of Heart grand opening night in New York. Where We Are Going Next features the upcoming June 9-10 Sharenation Event (tickets available here on the Events page), a Memorial Day party on a Lake and our own House Party on May 20. Visit us at https://www.LifestyleLynx.com for related Adult Events, Cruises, Resorts, Clubs, Parties, Meet Greets, Swinger Websites and more...
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hello you beautiful people i am jr and i'm d we have been in the lifestyle for seven plus years and we're here to share our sexy stories and experiences if you're not 18 this podcast is not for you and if you are please go visit lifestyle links.com that's l y n x so welcome to episode four of our Lifestyle Links podcast. That's right. And we always start with... What have we done lately? Yes, and so what have we done? Well, very interesting things. We went on a trip with a few of our lifestyle couples. Right, there were five couples, including us. To New Orleans. New Orleans.
I'm sorry, Narlins. Narlins, yes. Or NOLA, as they say. Right. For the French Quarter Festival, which is? Which is an amazing festival of music stages throughout the French Quarter. Right. They close the whole French Quarter down. They close it to foot traffic only. So there's beer trucks, wine trucks, food trucks. Restaurants and bars. There's no open container restrictions there. At all. Right. You can walk around with drinks. Especially on Bourbon Street, you can have a drink in one bar, get a to-go cup plastic, and go across the street to the next bar. All the streets. It's all welcome.
It's very welcome. They all do that for each other. And the music is amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Bands. It's just amazing. So there were five couples jr and me we stayed all in the same airbnb right that was very close to colette correct which also colette is the lifestyle club there in new orleans right and it's a great great club really good club has a lot of different a lot of different rooms, a lot of different features, a dance floor. There's like a library upstairs where you can talk and meet people. The voyeur room. Yeah, it's a voyeur room. Yeah. And it's a room.
We'll talk about this later. Yeah, yeah. You're going to hear that in our main content. There's a room that's like an open room where if you go in there. It's the orgy room.
Well, it's more of the anything goes goes room if you're in there anyone can join in it's the anyone join in really cool we went we went to the club two nights we went friday and saturday night right friday is the single male night right and then saturday was couples only couples they had the different themes on the different nights yeah and the really cool thing is that we met john of john and jackie john and jackie owned the Colette Clubs, which is four of them. There's one in New Orleans. There's three in Texas. Texas, yes. Dallas, Austin. Houston. Houston.
And we got to spend a little bit of time talking with John. We did, which was great. He's not usually there, so it was fabulous that he was there. We got to talk to him both nights, Friday and Saturday night. I know, it was great. Which was a super. Super. So we went with J and C, W and B, R, R, R we went with J and C. J and C. W and B. W and B. R and R. R and R, who are from our other prior podcasts. If you listen to those, you know who they are. Right. And then J and V. And J and V. And then us. Right. And we met friends.
We have a lot of friends there, because we've been doing this for like 15 years going to this French Quarter Festival. So our friends, Jay and M. Right. Who are locals. They're locals. We live here, boo. We live here, yeah. That's what they say. We have to be kind of careful when we're out and about town with them. We live here, boo. That's right. Exactly. Is what they say. So it was amazing. The food is amazing. Amazing. Crazy amazing. And so if you ever go to New Orleans, we recommend that you always try char-grilled oysters. Char-grilled, char-broiled, whatever they call it. Yes.
And every place does it different. Yeah. And they're fabulous. And there's secret recipes. Crazy good. Yeah. Crazy good. And I mean, the seafood's amazing. And the shopping is amazing. I got two beautiful hats. If you need a mask for any reason, for instance, at ShareNation in February, we have a Mardi Trois event, which is a Mardi Gras thing with masks and stuff like that. New Orleans is the capital, the center of masks. Yeah, a mask. Oh, my God. They're amazing. Amazing. J&C got some beautiful, extravagant, large masks. And they got the- Feathers and all kinds of stuff.
Right, and they got the his and hers. We actually looked at a couple at a really good shop. So one of the really fun things that happened is we got there on Wednesday, and we're at dinner with R&R, and- Oh, this is great. I'm sitting next to the male R. But let me set this up. About two months before this, I'm on SLS, and yeah, I'm looking around at people, this and that, and I had put R a location as New Orleans. One thing you can do, if you're traveling around the country, and you're going to be in a spot for a while, change your location to wherever you're going to be. To the city. Yeah.
You're going to see other people in that city. Maybe put a hot date out, whatever. But I saw this couple. They were really nice looking. Very compatible. Their profile was great. They kind of like, it was the same kind of profile as ours. So I reached out to them. I said, hey, we're going to be in New Orleans for these dates for the French Quarter Festival. Why don't we meet up? And sure enough. Yeah, you started a conversation. Yeah, of course. You've been talking to them for like the last month or something. And they were like, yeah, we can come. We'll be there on.
We can come on Thursday and hang out with you guys. But then they were going on the cruise, the April cruise. They were going on the April bliss cruise. Right. Anyway, go ahead. So Wednesday night. So Dean's got to continue. So Wednesday night, I'm sitting at dinner. In New Orleans. Exactly. We got there. And the male R is kind of, he has his phone open, and he's like scrolling. And I see this picture of a couple. And I'm like, they look familiar to me.
And you turn to me you go yeah that's that's dna that's the couple i reached out to i'm like jr look at this he has the picture of our friends so i said he said yeah we put a hot date out and they answered we said that's the same couple we've been talking to for the last couple of months right oh my god yeah that's crazy yeah yeah so d and a we're thinking okay we met these two different couples right so what we do is we take a picture of the four of us right and we send it to them like hey hey we do know you wanted to hook up with them you wanted to hook up with us we're all together so it ended up working really well so yep then on thursday night them.
So, yeah. But then on Thursday night. We met them at a little place. The six of us. The six of us around the corner. Really, like, cool bar. Yeah, cool bar. They had, like, specialty drinks and stuff. Yeah. We had a few drinks and things. And then we went around town. We did. We walked around town. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It was super fun. It was super fun. And then we didn't think we were going to see them again. Because they were going on a cruise. Saturday. They were flying out Saturday. They were flying out Saturday. So we have to go home and pack and this and that.
So it was great meeting you guys. And they had such a great, we had such a great time with them. They had such a great time with us. So Friday. They changed their minds. They texted. It goes, hey, we're packing really fast so we can come back and see you guys. Right. Because, yes, exactly. Exactly. So they came back a second night. They came back. Because they only live like 30 minutes. That's it.
we're packing really fast so we can come back and see you guys right because yes exactly exactly so they came back a second night they came back because they only live like 30 minutes that's it from New Orleans yeah so we all went to Colette right right everybody which was great it was a great it was a great night we were all there and then they met all of our other friends too they met all of our other friends and this is the crazy thing is that so JR has been talking to them for like a month exactly right going back and forth back and forth I'll see you next time.
And then all of her other friends. And this is the crazy thing, is that so J.R. has been talking to them for like a month. Exactly. Right? Going back and forth, back and forth. Well, they ended up hooking up with R&R. And they ended up hooking up. Well, they hooked up with R&R Thursday night. Probably Thursday night. And then on Friday night, they hooked up with W&B. And we didn't even know. We invited them back. We did. They came back to our room for a little bit. They did. They did.
Yeah, they came back to our room for a little bit, and then they were like, well, we were supposed to meet W&B, and we're like, okay, go. We don't want to let you, like, you don't want to let anybody hang. We're not cockball. Exactly, right.
But then at like 4 o'clock in the morning we're in the elevator yeah yeah and then we see w and b and they're wasted and we're like where have you been like oh we were with dna right but the really neat thing about dna is that they got along with all of our people they got along so well with us and i mean we we given another day we probably would have been able to hook up with them but they're really cool things that we've invited them got along so well with us. And I mean, we, given another day, we probably would have been able to hook up with them.
But the really cool thing is that we've invited them to come and stay with us and visit New Jersey and go to New York. Exactly. They've never been to New York at all. New York City, yeah. So we really do think they're gonna come. They're gonna come. They said they're gonna come. Yeah, they're retired. Right. They had nothing else to do. Well, retired, young. And then, of course, we were lucky enough to get to hook up with- With our great friends. That we've known. Long-time friends, Jay and Em, who live there. Yes. And we've been to their house. They take us on their boat.
And they're such beautiful people. We actually, all of us got together Sunday afternoon.
They had asked us to come to a benefit that was a fundraiser so all of us got together and went to like this fundraiser and for musicians yes yeah yeah cancer yeah exactly and it was just like and that's what lifestyle people do I mean it's like we support each other yeah and it was amazing amazing yeah music was great amazing but you know Jay and I'm have been doing a lifestyle for a long time and we get to hook up with them it is a very comfortable sensual very successful hookup it is you know very experienced but they're also they're kind kind considerate and we've known them for a long time right but i do think that they're like that just in general yeah you know super funny super smart and but super sensual as well when people in a lifestyle have been with each other for a few years and they get to know each other.
It's a different feeling. It's a different- It makes it better. Yeah, it's a different kind of experience. It's a warm feeling. You know each other. Yeah, the preferences. And it's just so- Spectacular. The sex is so much better. It is. So much better. So good. So good. It's like, like wow because we actually love each other yeah you know it's like oh yeah it's really it's it's yeah it definitely enhanced yeah yeah they're pros yeah okay that helps right besides our amazing new orleans trip we also went on aprilnd. Yes, which was last weekend. Fabulous. We mentioned this.
It was the- Fairfield, Westchester, Swingers. Swingers, County Swingers. They used to do hotel takeovers up in the Connecticut area. But now they've moved to Long Island and they found this new club, this new on-premise club in Queens, New York. Right, and it's John and Ellie. John and Ellie, and we used their names, they said we can. And yeah, we gave the link on our website. We did. On our website, there's a link on our podcast page, there's a link there to their website that lists all of their activities. They do something like once a month. Once a month at this club. Right.
And the club was cool. The club was cool. The people. The people were amazing. The people were amazing. Yeah, we ran into. We reconnected with people we haven't seen in years because they're like way out on the island and we're deep in. It was quite a drive for us. It was a freaking rainy night. But it was worth it. It was worth it. We saw some Share Nation people.
We some share nation people we met new people people from our tribe yeah a lot of people that we're going to bring into the tribe right yeah haven't seen them and john and ellie are super sexy and super sweet yeah like just amazing so they're actually going to come they're going to do a podcast yeah so you will be hearing from them right you'll You'll get to meet them and hear their stories. Exactly. Yeah. So the club is, when you first walk in, there's a lot of stairs. And there's valet parking, though, which is great. Which is great because it was raining.
But then there's also parking problems. So they take your car away and take care of you. And it's free valet, which is awesome. They had some kind of lot, like a bank lot that they rented lot that they rent the bottom level there's a dungeon there is there wasn't a lot of activity there although there wasn't there was this cool cool thing box thing it was a wooden cabinet with like one two doors almost look like an old ice box right an old ice box with those kind of latches and one of the girls went in girls went in.
So depending on which door you opened, either their breasts were exposed or their belly or their lady parts. It was hysterical. Yeah, it was cute. And I mean, there was true BDSM stuff. There was. Yeah, so it was a dungeon. Just Andrew's Cross. Right, right. It wasn't very crowded there. But then you went up to the main level. And that was where the DJ was. And the bar. And then up another level was there. It's only one playroom, which I actually really, really enjoyed. It's a large space. There's probably about five different spots. And you had different people playing.
And one of the things I noticed when we were up there is that all the girls were on top they were and all the girls on top were really hot they were really hot they were like super fit super sexy yeah so that was fun to watch and then there was this long couch people like it was like a voyeur kind of couch right but some people were having sex or you know which was uh pretty uh that was kind of narrow right and then there were people standing watching there were but i like that communal kind of feel you know i i felt like it was very warm and friendly plus the fact that it was a totally separate area right if you didn't want to see the sex or do the sex you didn't have to go up you would just stay downstairs right but of course we went up well of course i i would i would have gone i mean i i would have jumped in but so that happens once a month at this queen's club called the underground right and you can you can see it on our site yeah we have the link and we'll be posting you know their event what we recently did on our site was we pretty much have every single club and And we'll be posting, you know, their event.
What we recently did on our site was we pretty much have every single club and social group that's listed in the United States. We are trying to collect it all. We did it. So if you go to our website, if we have missed you, email us so we can post your hotel takeovers, your parties, parties your clubs because that's the point here we want to make sure everybody gets together so it was so much we had to do it by time zone like eastern central pacific then by state so that's how it's listed yeah so that's what we've done lately right so coming up next is our main. Right.
And it's lifestyle stories. The good, the bad, and the ugly. And the ugly. And we have our guest friends, J and C. Right. Here from New Jersey. Right. They live close by. They're our dear, dear friends. Dear, dear friend. We travel with them. And they're one of the couples that are with us in New Orleans. So that's our next segment. Yeah. I will talk to you guys later. Hello, people.
So as our main topic today, we have good friends with us j and c which we've known for many years and the topic is actually what they're going to be talking about and what we're going to be asking them about is the good the bad and the ugly yes that's right so uh jay what do you got for us for stories well i wanted to ask a few questions oh okay fine yes first i wanted to describe these beautiful people here in front of us Oh, I love it. I love it.
She is a a beautiful blonde very sassy and smart and sexy yes and he is a very fit handsome man very true yes he works out a lot he does like px90 and crap like that all right so so our questions are how long have you guys been in the lifestyle? Oh, yeah, correct. We have been in the lifestyle almost 20 years. Wow. Married 30 last week. Impressive. I'm jealous. Impressive. Happy anniversary. Thank you. Yes. That's right. So what made you get into lifestyle? How did that happen? I'll let Jay tell that story.
So we started as, at the beginning of our marriage, we definitely were not ready for this. As we got along, we started to just, between us, talking about things, let's try something. Very first time, we're actually in Manhattan for a concert. a little bit to drink. And at the end of the concert, we sort of gave our options and said, hey, you know, we can go to a regular bar. Or we were down the street from now defunct Trapeze in New York City, which was probably one of the most hardcore clubs for newbies. So you walked in as newbies. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Never been there before.
I never experienced anything else before that. Right. So this is your first time. Yep. And they wanted me to take my boots off. Okay. As opposed to when you go to lifestyle clubs in Europe, they make you purchase high heels and rent them so that you can get inside the club. Seven dollars. Seven euro, yes. Yeah, so the club, we walked in, and you could literally only have your clothes on the size of a little room, tiny little room, like maybe four by six. Well, yeah, so it's a small room. What do you mean they made you take your clothes clothes off? You can only have clothes there.
So you go and anywhere else you have to be naked. Really? So the funny story, as I've told this before, is so we're definitely, everybody knew we were newbies. And the analogy that I always use was picture two little gazelles in the savannah surrounded by a pride of lions. So we're huddled in the smoking area, and everybody's coming up, talking to us. And you're still dressed at this point, though. And we're still dressed, because you can still be dressed there. But we're just hanging out, and finally we said, all right, let's go. Double fisting the drinks, it's go big or go home. Right.
We went up the metal staircase. So you did take your clothes off? Oh, we went to the locker, changed. And my boots. Oh, wow. We're walking to the locker, so we're walking, and there's this older couple, a much older couple is walking the opposite way, and all of a sudden, as we walk past them, I feel somebody grab my ass. And it was the lady, and we're like, oh boy. Well, thank God I was the lady. Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Lovely lady. Yeah, you may not be here otherwise today. Exactly. Yeah. So we went, changed, and, you know, again, being newbies, we didn't know what the rules were. Right.
So we go into this big, big playroom. So we sort of huddled in the corner, the two of us. There was nobody in the room. Right. So we're like, okay, let's just do it, say we did, and go. we did and go what have sex with each other yeah okay so you're going to be like exhibitionists but there's nobody in the room okay but it is a big open room so other people could have watched oh yeah okay so next thing you know we're doing our thing and i'm on top and i get the tap what do you mean a tap on his shoulder. It's like a tag team thing.
Yeah, I turn around, and he was probably 40 years older than us, waving a condom. Oh, great. Now, we never took the tour. People, take the tour. That's your advice. Always take the tour.
When you go to a new lifestyle club, take take the door so we didn't know we could say no oh yeah really like I said trapeze was a very hardcore long time it was probably the oldest lifestyle club in New York City at the time so did you have sex with the old man yes oh my it was worse they sort of they sort of pulled her away and it was passing her down the lane down the lane as more people came in and were like oh more than just the old man yeah so there were some young ones in there too then no no it was the original membership from i don't know what 1965 years but the best part was so this is how we got in the lifestyle was the next morning we're in bed and we just sort of looked at each other and it's like are you mad no no you were good right we were good We came back and did it again so you are like you said 30 years later whatever it is right yeah well no 20 years 20 yeah and your partners got better and better as you navigated through so we knew the rules you could say no and all that other stuff which we we did not know as drunk first time.
Any more questions? No, that's a great story. Okay, so we have stories. We have stories, right? Yeah, we're going to start with the good. I mean, we're... The good is our two best friends that host this podcast. We have made some...
The good to me is we've made some really good lifelong friends you guys are included and and several others that you know no matter what i mean we've had lifestyle friends go to daughter's wedding go go to concerts and do stuff so in and out of the lifestyle so i mean it's true people that you can count on so yeah and we talk about that in the other podcast, in the other episodes, that it's not only situational and day-to-day. It's lifetime friends you meet. You make lifetime partnerships, and you do things together. It's just fantastic. Hence, lifestyle. Lifestyle. Yeah, it is.
It's a lifestyle. It's totally a lifestyle. Any fun, good stories? Oh, yeah. Okay. There's always plenty. Hit us. Hit us. Give us one. Let's start with our last trip. We just, as you know, the four of us were just in New Orleans. Ten of us. Yeah, ten of us. A group of ten. A couple of nights we went to this lifestyle club called Colette's down in New Orleans, which is a great club.
I mean, had a great time Friday night we go and we were actually staying really nearby so it was very convenient really nearby like ridiculously it was awesome like 150 feet not even 150 feet so we're having a great time we're hanging out and um a couple hours go by and we decide go wander upstairs to the playroom so we first did a tour with jr and c and you yes yes decided to go upstairs right that's right c and i decided to go upstairs jr had given and d had given us the tour earlier and walked us through what these rooms are this room there's a voyeur room etc etc so we're like okay so we go wandering upstairs all the rooms are pretty crowded we passed the voyeur room we're like nah you know we'll pass on that one so there was a room way in the back empty and it was yeah uh somebody was just leaving us empty at that time an open door totally open door yeah right so you know we go in here we go in and start doing our thing you know so i'm doing my thing there and And all of a sudden, you know, you sort of feel there's people there.
And so next thing you know, I look up, you know, and she has two dicks on her face each side. And it's like, whoa, wait, you know, and we keep, we're like, all right. And then I kept, I looked to the left and i see a line of guys ready to come in and that's like out the door out the door they were waiting for a turn yeah to be with c yes they're like oh i have to mention a friday night at the club is um couples and single females and single males on a friday night so that's where this is coming from yeah yeah so now i love the single single men. There you go. Exactly. She does.
And Jay gets you single men. He does a good job at finding you. Yeah, he's a good one to talk about that. How to find your girl some nice, handsome, respectful single guys. He's an expert. So at that point, it just looked like this was headed to a a rough situation so we sort of tapped out and it was coming to a head it was it was a tip of the iceberg so our dear host here failed to tell us that it ended up we we found out after, that was the orgy room. It was the open room where anyone can come in and do whatever they can. If you're in that room, it's an open invitation.
Yeah, but we didn't know. Yeah, I kind of didn't know. Unless I forgot. I probably forgot. Yeah, exactly. Well, that was still a fun experience. That was good. It was a great time.
And the crazy thing was we were kind of wandering around, Dee and I, we were wandering around upstairs trying to find a room, and we went around that way and we saw a couple in there and a whole bunch of people on top and we're like oh well this i didn't realize it was you guys it was just like i found out like oh my god that was you oh my god trust me it happened so fast i mean it went from little i think we're in there like five minutes to like whoa what is going on and then i looked and i see this line out the door and i'm like okay time to time to tap out she got to enjoy it for a little bit yeah yeah all right what else you got there what else you got there you know i mean we've like i said we've done a whole bunch of stuff we were just Well, there's a time that we met.
You had that on the list, I think. Oh, can I tell this? Sure. Right ahead. The first time we met. Yeah. You personally. Me personally. We met JR a long, long time ago with somebody else. Not the fabulous D that he's with with now but we went to a house party and we all sort of connected don't make me laugh and um we all stayed over and the next morning there's coffee and everybody has that glass picnic table outdoor table so we're having. I'm there with a couple of the other wives. Outside. Outside. JR comes walking out. I'll never forget they were plaid, printed boxer shorts.
Has a cup of coffee. Sits directly across from me. I'm not going to look at you and make you laugh. And I don't know. He's sitting spread eagle and everything was hanging out. What do you mean everything? Everything what? Everything. Your whole ball sack. Well, I got big balls. I can't help myself. Through the glass table. Trying to have coffee. And hungover. And that's what you get to see first thing in the morning.
And my thing was hanging on the floor I will give you a ball sack and it was like two weeks later oh right I am at work I work in um we don't say we work in a place and I'm walking up and down the hallway and there is this man just watching me up and down the hallway and i remember him so i have to call my husband and i'm like i think i'm just gonna say that person oh you can say what i called you the terrorist the terrorist he looked like a terrorist and he's like what and then i think we actually spoke that day i don't think so no and we never hooked up the next time yeah oh the third time then that you saw yes because you guys probably saw each other at your nation then but i met him yeah we showed you yeah over coffee and balls we crossed paths and then in the hallway and you're like oh there ooh, there he is.
Oh, my God, the terrorist is here. Oh, my goodness. Funny. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how we met. Well, another fun story I can remember is we all went down to my son's boat at the marina. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. I forgot about this. So we were Sunday day drinking. We go to... We were in Philly the night before. That's right. So they're like stop at the boat. And I'm like, okay. Had we been to a pleasure garden the night before? No, we had been. Oh, okay. You guys had been to a pleasure garden. And I asked you guys to pick up a what? A cheesesteak sandwich for you. Well, that's right.
So this kind of, yeah, this kind of dovetails. Because you were in Philly. It'll be evident later. He's like, can you bring me back a cheesesteak? Right. Of course I can. So we go to the Oasis Day Bar. Right, exactly. And we start day drinking. And there's a ton of people there. And we're the, like, they're all like 22 years old. So we're the oldest people. We had, like, 25. Yeah. And what were you wearing that time? I was wearing this white, just a white T-shirt, a white, like, you know, graphic T-shirt. No, no. It was nothing on it. It was nothing on it. It was three sizes, too big.
It was big. Whatever. I was being comfortable that day. Well, yeah. And it was funny because. And it was these girls, they asked him to buy drinks. I was buying i was buying drinks for them and they kept spilling it on me yeah so he kept going into the bathroom to to clean it off and he's coming out he's got stains and i literally look at him i said listen all you need is a bucket and you could be like one of jerry's kids walking around getting donations because he looked like it was t-shirt down to his knees and stuff with always it was like drink over. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
And I think I kept running into the bathroom with that. And we bought- That girl. That looked like a very pretty boy. Do you remember her? That woman? Yeah. Yeah. I was having a good time. You were having a good time with the bathroom. You were. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So we were buying- I was a little afraid of her. So we were buying tons of drinks. Oh, we. Like $300. $300 on that first stop. Right, so that was the first stop. Exactly. And we were the oldest people there. Oldest people, yeah. Because everybody's like 22. 23 tops. And it was all techno music. It was all techno and stuff. EDM.
I mean, it was fun, though. I still have fun. The funny part about that was it was $25 a mission, and you just walked in, walked right past it, got in, and we're like, okay, we got to pay. She got in for free. Yeah. Well, I'm a local. My son keeps his boat right there at the marina. That had nothing to do with it. You just walked in. So then we decide to leave. Well, we think we're going to go back to the boat. We think we're going to leave and go back to the boat. But as we're walking. Across the street, there's another club. Surprise. Sunsets. Sunsets. Twilight Zone. We go at the Oasis.
Right. And then we go to Sunsets. Now, at Sunsets, we're the youngest people. Because everyone's like 70, 80. It was bad. It was bad. And there's this band. It was like... Woodstock. Peter, Paul, and Mary or something.
Yeah, live music live music yeah they had long gray hair and these little round glasses and they're playing like you know carly simon and like james taylor so this nice i i can't it had to be like you know some slow song came james taylor something jr asked me to dance and jr and d are probably some of my closest friends so i'm like oh so we start dancing nice song which is chit-chatting and it's like a romantic song and we're like we're like grinding a little bit of each other you know yeah yeah and he says to me i think I have a chubby And you lost that And then I run with it Chubby on the dance floor Chubby cheese You can't even dance anymore No I had to walk off He's getting hard on We've been drinking all day and that was just crazy fun That was just crazy fun Yeah I think it was like 600 plus That's what you were getting Anyway You were getting The chubby cheesesteak And that is the same day That we go back Oh yeah After the cheesesteak Around 8 o'clock We do get to the boat Eventually We get back to the boat We start drinking a little bit And I think at that point We decided we're going to stay Yeah like we need to drink So We decided we were going to play Heads up See's favorite game Yep She loves So we decided we were going to play Heads Up.
Steve's favorite game. Yep, she loves playing Heads Up. It's a naughty Heads Up. Oh, yes. Evil Minds. On his vanilla dock. We're sitting on the boat. That's right, in the marina. And we're shouting out all these terms. Like Dirty Sanchez. Who the hell knows what a Dirty Sanchez is? a blumpkin yeah you know in any case so so as we go i sort of lean down to get my drink and my wallet sort of bounces out and goes right to the edge of the boat and i'm like oh my god thank god and as i lean over again my phone i see my phone hit bounce goes right grows right in the water, all lit up, splash.
Straight to China. And it's literally like 8 o'clock, it's getting dark. And we can see it. We can see it going down. We can see it floating down. We can see it floating. It's going down. The light's on, the light's on, and the light's off. Yes. And the screen's off. Blah. So then I'm like, all right, I got to go try to get the phone. But it's a waterproof phone. Yeah, that's what I figured. Jump in and try to get it fast. Meanwhile, Dee takes all her clothes off. No, no. And she jumps in. All her clothes off her dress. There was nothing else. Well, yeah. She had one thing on. Okay, fine.
Yeah. You were like that famous water ballet ballerina. Dove in off the top. Take it. You want a shot? You want a shot? Let's have a shot. Let them fish around in the water. But it was high tide. It was freezing cold because it was right at the beginning of late spring. No luck. Then I get out and Dee's having struggling to get out of the boat. Getting out of the water back into the boat. Then I was so sticky. It was crazy. We did not find the phone. We did not. We looked for it the next day when the got, you know, the sun came up, you know. Nothing. It was in the mud. We tried.
Halfway to China. Or a fish ate it. Something. All right. So we have time for one more story. Oh, no. We have to do the bad now. The bad? Yes. Oh, the bad. Give us a bad. Let's do the bad stuff. A bad and an ugly. We need a bad and an ugly. We need two more. Oh, I'm trying to think bad and ugly. Let's think. Oh, you know what? The one about the guy that had the mechanical penis? Or the teabag. Oh. Or the teabag story. Oh, yeah. That's ugly. The teabag. Oh, that's the ugly. The teabag is ugly. The mechanical would just be bad. Yes. Yes. Tell us about that. Go ahead. Okay.
So we're on the Bliss Cruise, and they have a lot of meet and greets, all different types, and there was a full swap meet and greet, so we decided to go. You know, we sat at the bar. Nobody's really doing much, and we're just getting ready to go back to the party outside, and we sort of noticed a couple across the bar was looking over our way and talking, and so, you know, they're making their way toward us.
So I start talking to the girl and he's whispering in her ear and i'm sort of looking over and seeing the look on her face and it's funny because then the he tapped me on the shoulder he says to me can i tell you something yeah why not all right so apparently he has diabetes and he has a $45,000 mechanical penis. Wow. That you just touch a button, and it comes to attention. It comes to attention. And he can go forever. Now you can pick up. And he tells you this. And the wife- Well, that was nice.
Yeah, so the wife, at the same time, the wife sees the look, and she goes, oh, my God, I know what they're talking about. And I'm like, she goes, I need you to promise me something. And I'm like, okay, I guess. I don't know what you're going to ask me, but okay, I'll try. She goes, well, she's telling him that he has this $45,000 penile implant.
And she goes, promise me that if we end up hookingoking up you're not going to try to outlast him she goes i've had so many nights ruined because the guys try to outlast him and he goes until he hits the sort of like the nike air pump to release it the off button the off button he's he can go forever and he goes all these guys get intimidated and mechanical member six million dollars so the bad part of that story is we were never able to hook up with them oh is that right no oh yeah that's the night I fell and I had such a terrible headache that's because we weren't with you by the way you went on your own don't ever wear flip-flops on a cruise ship.
Too slippery. Too slippery. On the pool deck, anyway. In the rain. There you go. So you didn't get to experience the bionic deck? No, we saw them the next day, and they're just like... That's how it is on the cruise. You've got to take it while you can. Absolutely. The teabag. Yeah, the ugly. That's the ugly. I'm going to say two quick ones. Sure. Oh, good. Because this is the ugly situation. So the first one will be, we went to Checkmates, one of the clubs in the city, and there was a- In New York. In New York, yes. There's a- Notorious. Designer from Canada who would always go there.
you know have he'd show up with a bus with his face on it and so forth bring dates and so one night it was pretty slow you know nobody's really there not too many people were there so we decided just to go into one of the playrooms she lays with her head toward the door and i'm going down in her doing my thing not paying attention and she's got her eyes closed and i'll let her actually i kind of have bangs so i felt something tickling my forehead so you know i go she was just blowing her bangs i don't want to stop the mojo and it's still there it's still there i have to premise this two days prior i first heard the term t-bag my son was We'll see you next time.
still there it's still there i have to premise this two days prior i first heard the term teabag my son was playing a video game and he's like i'm gonna teabag you and i'm like what is that yeah so he told me so i opened my eyes and i have a teabag what is exactly? It's a ball sack on my forehead. A set of balls. Long ones. It was literally like late 70 balls. Right. Nice. And then real quick, I'll switch. Same situation. We were at a Share Nation party. Right. I love this one. Because you had a room on the fourth floor. Yes, we had on the party floor. Party floor.
So at Share Nation, what kind of happens on the fourth floor, which is the party floor, people leave their doors open so people can come in and out. Decorate. Decorate. People have drinks. It's very social. We want to share stuff. Yeah, share things. Go ahead. So we were on the main floor. We had the door open. We have a group of people hanging out.
We're all sitting there just chit-chatting having drinks and stuff all of a sudden some guy runs in we don't know him nobody nobody knew him in the room he comes in takes his dick slap see in the face with his dick and just runs out and we're sort of like what in the world is going on what was that we had no idea nobody nobody knew who this guy was flash forward then about an hour or two later same guy walks in with a girl decides to jump on our bed to start to have sex the two of them and i'm like what are you doing get out of here this is my room this is not a public playroom and i don't even know who you are if it's my friends i don't care but right i don't know and they didn't even talk to you no he just came in jumped in and they jumped on your bed and i'm like get out you know so everybody we all chased them out okay so there were other people in the room with you so other people witnessed yes so never saw the guy again i don't know if it was a one-time attending but he disappeared we didn't see him for the rest of the time some people just don't get the memo they don't get the memo that's a funny story no story.
No dick-slapping strangers. Yeah. That's not going to work. Or teabagging. Or teabagging, right? Well, these are great stories, and we thank you guys for coming and being with us on this episode number four of our Lifestyle Links podcast. And again, these are just great, great friends that we've known for many years. Our best friends. And we have a lot more stories. We could go on and on for hours and hours. And the cool thing is that there's more stories to come. There are. Oh, yes. So we thank them and we're going to continue this with our Where We're Going Next.
are going to continue this with our where we're going next so now we're going to talk about what's coming up next so what is coming up next we have a house party we do and it's a wild animal theme house party right and how many people did you invite well i invited 205 people oh my god i know you get it you get a small percentage of that because people are busy with vacations and kids and this and that that's just it's gonna be really's going to be really cool. So it's really a deck party in the early afternoon. Well, it's 8 o'clock, right? Yeah. It was 8 o'clock, but it's going to be summer.
So it should be a couple hours of sun until 8, 9, 10 o'clock. Oh, and JR is big deck. Yeah, and then we'll bring it inside for the remainder of the evening. We have a playroom downstairs with beds and things like that, so it should be fun. And music room, we do some karaoke sometimes. Right. Fun, like sexy karaoke. Yeah, super fun. Yeah. So look for, if you're in our general area, if you're part of our tribe here in northern New Jersey, look for a Evite and then possibly a text message to follow it up within the next week or so for this party. Yeah. It's going to be great. Then what's next?
What's after that? After that is the Shire Nation, June. June 9th and 10th. Yes. In Parsippany, New Jersey. Friday night, there's a prom night event that's happening. It'll be kind of in the ballroom. It's going to be fun.
We've been asking for prom night for such a long time we're finally doing it again we did it like about 10 years ago nine ten years yeah right begging for it here it is so that's friday that'll be fun saturday is a pool party during the day they're going to open a pool up for us hopefully the weather's going to be good that'd be great right we don't want it to rain we do not we do not rain no rain we'll be there talking about the podcast that we're going to do we're going to talk about that in a second yes that's the thing yeah 7 30 yes 7 30 on saturday we're going to do a live recording of this podcast in front of a live audience right we're inviting all the share nation people exactly to come well Thank you.
recording of this podcast in front of a live audience right we're inviting all the share nation people exactly to come well so we're gonna like give them questions and then it's gonna be like come up to the microphone tells your stories right and then you can ask questions as well yeah it's gonna be you know both ways yeah but in any case it'll be really interesting to hear hear all the ShareNation people talk. And then 8.30, there is a… A comedy show. Balls Deep Comedy. Right. Three or four comedians will be there for about an hour or 45 minutes to do a comedy.
And Amanda and Carlos do such a great job. Oh, such a good job. They're the ShareNation people. Proprietors. Yes. Yeah. And they spend so much time making sure that everybody is happy. Yeah. We help them. Yeah, as much as we can. Yeah, we help them. Yeah. And they have a great staff. Great staff, yeah. Think about everybody else that makes ShareNation be possible. Exactly. It's like amazing.
The 9.30 is the main dance party in the ballroom yeah that goes 9 30 to about 1 30 but it doesn't stop there it does not right so at 1 30 the party floor is where things start heating up there's a dj in one of the suites that gets cleared out so you can dance there's food pizza and sandwiches desserts and things and people tend to leave their doors open so you can come in and out of their rooms and get some alcohol because people do that see them mingle with them and possibly a hookup so it's a fun time on the fourth floor at 1.30. It's the after party. It is.
So most of the girls, like when we're like in the ballroom, we like are dancing, and then we go to the after party, we like change into something even more sexy and more revealing. So it's a super fun thing. And just so everyone knows, the hotel has a breakfast in the morning, every morning. If you can wake up in time. Yeah, it's like, what is it, 7 to 10? I know, it ends at 10. And they're very strict on the 10 o'clock. Yeah, yeah. We can barely make it. Yeah, barely make it. I roll over, I'm like, JR, man, it's like 9.45. Right.
But Friday night and Saturday night, there's also a restaurant that's attached. Yeah,. At the hotel. Actually it's a good Mexican restaurant. Yeah. And it's good food. So hopefully we'll see you there. So in any case And you can get tickets on our site. So visit lifestylelinks.com and you get tickets right there and all the information. It's going to be great for everybody. We hope you all can join us.
What do we have going on after that memorial day oh one more party we have an invite to a memorial day party it's friends of ours have a house right on big lake in new jersey and they have a dock and a like a it's like landing but they have a I know a grill and refrigerators and stuff so we have a little party on the lake a lake party is really awesome and then also we have a little you know other party afterwards yeah exactly a little private party afterwards yeah you know what I'm talking about well we've been friends with them for a really long time yeah we have yeah so hopefully we'll see you people at one of these parties especially the Share Nation party on June 9th and 10th Thank you.
really long time yeah we have yeah so hopefully we'll see you people at one of these parties especially the share nation party on june 9th and 10th go visit our website lifestyle links.com you'll see you next time.
