E3: Navigating the Bliss Cruise

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hello you beautiful people i am jr and i'm d we have been in the lifestyle for seven plus years and we're here to share our sexy stories and experiences if you're not 18 this podcast is not for you. And if you are, please go visit LifestyleLinks.com. That's L-Y-N-X. Hey, you beautiful people, and welcome to our episode three. Episode three. Yep.

And now we're going to talk about what we have done lately that's correct so what is that exactly right we say that don't i so as you all know if you were following in the last episode you knew that we were going to go to a lifestyle club and we did and jr invited a bunch of people bunch of people and the cool thing is that a lot of those people showed up yeah which is like really freaking cool right and so our single girlfriend um was there yeah and before we were going i was like oh yeah it's a shamrock party shamrock it's like well St.

Patty's Day right you have to have something green she's I have nothing green right I'm like okay that's cool that's cool I'll go buy something right and so she gets there and she has nothing green on yeah she has this black long thing on i'm like where's your green because well i can't drive in now why not so she takes the black to know it's like oh my god beautiful green like see-through yeah yeah see-through yeah yeah well if you got stopped by the police this would be really good in any case so it's like it's a really cool place and our my intention i'm not going to say our intention my intention is that yes is that we have these very dear friends g and us correct and we knew they were going to be there with a bunch of other people i know but i just wanted to particularly specifically be with them be with them because we haven't seen them well and they're dear friends yeah yeah we love them dearly and so so we're there we're drinking and we're partying and dancing yeah and d is like let's go right and then the crazy thing You're welcome.

there we're drinking and we're partying and dancing yeah and d is like let's go right and then the crazy thing is is that we had other really good friends with us also and they could we come and go yeah that you said well j and m that's right j and m wanted to join us and i like look at j and i'm i'm like well we really wanted to intend for them to be with us so we could do like a four-way and they're like okay that's cool can we just like come along of course yeah i'm like yeah the more the merrier right so it's the six of us we close the door we're fooling around we're getting it down and then it hit the bewitching hour for G&S.

Right. Because they have kids, they have a babysitter. Yes. And they had to go. They had to go. And so, ironically. We wound up with J&M. Which was like really good. I mean, we had only actually been with him like one other time.

people out there you know if you've known couples for a long time and nothing's happening and you think nothing's going to happen that's not actually true exactly so we had you never know yeah we known him for a long time and we get along with him so yeah and we thought like oh you know yeah right right just friend yeah but all of a sudden at the last share nation party yeah all of a sudden they're like let's go like okay okay yeah and we got it was like really. Oh, yeah. They're beautiful. Beautiful people. Yeah. We get a lot. We're like so like-minded. Exactly. Very like-minded. Right.

And we can talk to each other comfortably. Absolutely. And they share a lot of their experiences with us. That's correct. So we learn from them. And that's something that everyone needs to be aware of you can share experiences and events and things in common with everyone yeah and it just perpetuates the mood and the atmosphere and they actually told us and this is the segue to our next segment is because we're going to talk to you about why we love the Bliss Cruise. That is right. And the interesting thing is that J&M have been on many other cruises. But not the Bliss Cruise. Right.

Because they have experienced a lot of different things in the lifestyle. And it's so cool to hear about what's good or bad about all of that so the really awesome thing is that we have experienced the most amazing lifestyle adventures with the blitz cruise on the blitz cruise yeah if you've never been on there you should really really think about it and we're going to talk about it in our main segment in a few minutes as the topic as our main topic i mean i really wanted to be because we've recorded some of our friends and we have so many exciting interviews to share with you. Coming up.

We have so many people hitting us. And we have so many exciting interviews to share with you. Yes. Coming up. We have so many people hitting us up. Like everyone. All our friends are like, yeah, we want to be guests. We want to be guests. And we're going to do that.

But we really thought that we need to talk about the Blitz Crews because there's a couple of Blitz Crews coming up that are totally booked almost or that there's a few cabins left so if you want to get on that experience we're going to talk about that and tell you all yeah and we're going to tell you why we love it so much and it's great so we're gonna see you people in a few minutes. Okay. See you soon.

said i'm all about it yeah i'm all about it said i'm all about it yeah said i'm all about it yeah i'm all about it okay welcome back to our navigating the bliss cruise segment and we love the cruise so much once you go on a lifestyle cruise you'll never want to do a vanilla cruise again i don't you know the other the other thing is that if you get seasick, the boat itself doesn't move much. Like for us, we don't even ever feel the boat moving. Yeah, not at all. But if you do get seasick, we highly encourage you to maybe go to your doctor.

There's all sorts of neat new ways to prevent seasickness, and it's totally worth figuring out a way to overcome that to be able to enjoy all this fabulous crazy fun right there's even electronic device you can hook up to your wrist so you don't get sick there's all kinds of stuff you gotta look it up anyway it's totally worth it though yeah so the reason i'm talking about this now is it's um we're like one week away from the April cruise. So that's totally booked. There's no getting on that. It's been booked for a while now.

But there's a November cruise coming up, and there's a few stateroom cabins left on there. And that's sort of why we're pushing this ahead of some of our friends interviews at this point so i want to make sure you guys know about all this uh crazy crazy fun so why we love the bliss cruise we're cruising with friends that's the first thing we cruise with a whole bunch of people probably like 20 to 30 people from you know our. And then we have met so, so many people, great people on the cruise that for years and years now, we keep meeting on the cruise. Right, right.

It's like the reunion every time that we go on.

We haven't seen them because they live in other parts of the world and then we see them and it's like oh right you meet life long friends right and every cruise you do get a chance to meet new people as well we go on we're with friends and then we have a reunion with the friends that we only get to see once a year and then on top of that we get to meet brand new people too right i mean recently there was a couple they were going to some resort and they got a layover by our airport and she texts me she says oh um blah we have a layover you know i'm like you you're here we're coming to grab to go to dinner right so we actually don't live that far so we like got in the car went over to the hotel picked them up we all went out to dinner and uh so we get to see them real quick because normally we only get to see them on the cruise that's right so that was like super fun yeah and they're super sexy people yeah so basically it's a reunion every time.

And then JR can talk about the food. Yeah, we love the food. Some people have a conflict with the food. The food's great. The big dining room. We love going to the dining room, and that's where we kind of meet new people. Right.

So a lot of times what we'll do is we'll pre-plan dinner with our friends, or let's say we've met a new couple we'll say hey let's go to dinner together but on occasion at least one or two nights we'll just go down get online and the other major d or the hostess will just put you with a table they'll fill a table with us right put us anywhere anywhere and so then it gives us a chance to meet new people so it's nice to have that balance of having dinner with friends or then maybe dinner with new friends and then dinner with strangers because sometimes the stranger thing does work out right if you're a drinker you want to do the drink package now it's going to look a little pricey i think it's now up to like 89 or 90 a day right for that so it looks a little pricey but you gotta realize when when the price of that is going up the price of the drinks are going up so if the individual drinks right so if you do the math it's like seven drinks a day or something if you drink one now it's not only drinks it's like coffee tea wine sodas like bottled water it's right everything sparkling water that time yeah yeah so you're totally covered on all that we would never not do the drink package right exactly yeah you have to yeah and then and then you have that freedom of not having to worry about it and also you don't get surprised at the very end by this crazy huge bar tab right and it's easy when you what do you drink because then you just you hand them your uh your cell pass and they just i just you know swipe it and you're done otherwise they gotta swipe your cell pass print out a bill you have to you know sign it's it's much bigger procedure.

If you don't have the drink package. Exactly. Yeah. So we highly recommend that. And, yeah. And there's a bunch of meet and greets on board. Even before, the night before the cruise, there's a whole bunch of parties going on, onshore, at the different hotels, and there's meet and greets. So it's a nice time.

You can kind of meet people, see who's going to be on board board and the neat thing about the meet and greets is that they're targeted um towards different groups the ones on the ship right and they're like they're typically during like happy hour times sometimes they have late night also but it'll be based on um where you're from or age groups or sexual preferences. Right, exactly. So the meet and greets and some of the travel agencies do meet and greets. Do meet and greets. So that's a nice, low-key, easy way to hook up with other couples.

And there's some seminars and things on different aspects of the lifestyle lifestyle to educate yourself yeah there was one that um remember our uh single male friend he went to yeah it was how to make a girl's work that was it yeah i made a girl's work it was a whole seminar yeah so that's really that's really fun and there's like cabin crawls too so they have this thing the uh cabin crawl, which means there's a group of people and they take you on a tour of the ship and people open up their different cabins, different staterooms, suites, so you can see the different cabins and what they offer.

They give different cabin types. Yeah, cabin types. Yeah. So it will be just like, say, an interior cabin. That'll be a balcony cabin. It'll be a junior suite so it will be just like say an interior cabin that'll be a balcony cabin it'll be a junior suite it'll be an aft cabin suite an aqua lounge suite depending on the ship and and the cool thing about that is you meet people on that and usually with the folks that open up their cabin they typically will have like uh drinks and so you're drinking and eating along the way. Exactly.

So it's like this little mini party and you're moving all around the ship, which is like super fun. And sometimes those turn into crazy orgy kind of things as well. They do. Remember the one where it ended up at the playroom on the outside? Exactly, the outside deck playroom. Yeah. And we were with the hosts of the choral. Oh, were they the hosts? Yeah, they were the hosts. They're doing it again, actually, yeah. M and? M and A. And A. M and A. Yes, M and A. And that was actually quite a surprise because we didn't think we were going to be able to hook up with them. And there we are.

And they're quite popular. That was great. And it was really fabulous. I kind of started with A, and then that got everything going. And we were outside. We were having sex. Yeah, outside. Outside, and it was sunny. It was still sunny. Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

So it was really a cool experience yeah and they have towels up there for you that's we're going into the playrooms yeah so that's this is a good segue there's a bunch of playrooms on board some of the ships most not about six playrooms there's usually that one which you just talked about that's outside and then they clear the conference room and that's a playroom that opens up at night though and then there's a couple other playrooms around the ship well the dungeon the dungeon is often yeah that's usually in a theater right that's usually in a theater that's considered you can play in there you can you can that's a cool thing if you're not into uh that sort of thing you can go in it's a theater so you could sit and watch and kind of kind of it's interesting it's good yeah we actually had uh one of our first experiences with our dear friends we had met them poolside and we said oh let's go to the dungeon yeah and we're watching and we're in the back of the room and like you know I'm on my knees and yeah it was it was uh it was a very very fun experience exactly one of the things though I think we should get clear is that these cruises are not completely nude and it's not like you have sex everywhere cannot there are boundaries so your cabins and the playrooms is where you can have sex that's it right so you you're not having sex at the pool you're not having sex you know in the restaurants you're right you're not having sex in the nightclubs exactly so it's the playrooms and and your cabins and with a nudity it's at the pool right that's like the only spot right yeah and obviously your cabin right and the playrooms obviously right right so it's not as crazy yeah.

Because you have to have some respect for the people who work on board and such. Although the people that work on the cruise line do love having the bliss. They love us. The bliss passengers. Because we are the happy people. Nobody complains. Nobody says, oh, my deck chair is too close to that lady and the kids are making no there's none of that and we they love us yeah because we're having fun we're friendly we're respectful we're responsible exactly we pay attention we're appreciative and as you can and imagine we dress very funly. Yes. Yeah. The women dress very scantily. Right, right.

Which kind of segues into the theme nights. Yeah. So there's theme nights every night. And that's like most of the packing that you're going to have to do. Otherwise, you're in a bathing suit or a cover-up or you know something for dinner but the theme nights are every night right and the theme nights are different for every cruise glow is a very popular well glow is every time so the other ones are kind of you know right different and glow is outside it's by the pool it's at night it's. It's fantastic. But you'll have BDSM themes. You'll have Lady in Red. You'll have Cowboy.

So I'm going to mention, last cruise, I was the emcee for Glow Night. It was great. It was fun. Me and the DJ. He was in his glory. I was. It was great. I was a master of sorrow. So, you know, at least you have to nod to the themes. I mean, we go all out, and a lot of our friends go all out on the costumes. But at least you have something that is somewhat like the theme. It's great fun. Yep. The one cool thing is some of the ships have, in fact, the Royal Caribbean one, they have like a promenade.

And what that is, is inside the ship, probably like three or five decks high, there's like a big walkway. Thank you. In fact, the Royal Caribbean one, they have like a promenade. And what that is, is inside the ship, probably like three or five decks high, there's like a big walkway with bars and restaurants and things. It's a really nice gathering place after dinner. And they have like a DJ there or a band playing. And they'll have some sort of ceremony sometimes, drop balloons. It's just, it's fun. Yeah. It's fun. And the theme parties are often held in the promenade. Right.

But again, that is dependent on what type of ship. Right. We actually prefer the ships that are more about 3,000 passengers. Three to four, yeah. The celebrity ships. Right.

The really large ships, it's harder's harder to once you find somebody it's hard to keep up with them because you get lost there's like so many people the three thousand is a little bit more manageable yeah so on the bigger ships if you see a couple and you start talking to them and you're interested in possibly playing you better do it right then right yeah you may never see them again you have to act on it you may never see them and and i think that's a it's a really important part is that when you do meet a couple you've got to jump on it because you may not get that opportunity again yeah exactly so on those ships there's a great there's a called a mart martini bar or champagne bar.

Ice bar. Yeah, and they're usually right outside the entrance to the main dining rooms, which is great, because you can meet there. You'll say, you friends, we're going to meet at the martini bar like 7. See, everybody meets right there, has a drink, and then you go into dinner. Right. It's a really nice place to meet. It's great. And, you know, we talked about the pool a little bit, but the daytime pool parties are fabulous. All sorts of games and… A band or a DJ or both. Just constant entertainment as well. There's onboard entertainment. Yeah, they have shows. Right. Yeah.

There's all sorts of tribute bands. Trib all sorts of tribute bands that come on yeah they have actually like a broadway kind of show right and you've gotten to uh i've gotten well you know tito puente jr i do so uh jr's uh a musician he's actually been a drummer since he's been nine years old, so he knows lots of musicians, and he's actually gotten to play. Yeah, so he's called me up and played when I'm singing. Yeah, which is super fun. It's like, whoa. When the dance parties, the nightclubs.

Yeah, so at night, there's, at the dinner, there'd be a dance party, and especially on the celebrity cruise lines there's the sky lounge right which is really cool it's like at the front of the ship it's a big disco big disco holds a lot of people right so it's fun and it's right next to the playroom right which is cool yeah because you can go to the disco, yeah, you're talking to people, and then you can just, like, move along. We actually kind of prefer our cabin over the playroom, so we'll do the playrooms, too. Right. And they're done very, very nicely. The last cruise, it was beautiful.

They had put it around the one that was in the solarium, around the pool um the indoor pool and it was they have curtains and there's different kind of areas so you can go in there and you can just be in a private spot right it's like shears yes around the beds and then there's other spots where it's open.

And so's conducive for you know orgy kind of action as well or you can go so there's a lot of choices and a lot of configurations amazingly clean well staffed like it's really on the up and up and then the pools right there so nice right jacuzzis are there yeah it's great and then hot tubs i mean actually yeah yeah no but there was it was like a large, it was like a large hot tub. Right. It's like a large pool. And then you've got sweet parties, which we get lucky enough to get invited to.

Yeah, like nice sweet parties with us, maybe 14 16 people right we have these girlfriends that uh wanted to do a bukkake party i didn't know what bukkake was somebody had to explain it to me but we did it yeah so once they explained it to me i was like oh well then you need guys for this like she was rounding up guys i'm like recruiting i'm like there's gonna be a bukkake party can you do it because actually for the man for the man yeah it's not the easiest thing and actually for the for the women you're at this wakaki party and like your whole job is to just be a fluffer um but it tends to just turn into an orgy yeah so the last one we we went to it was actually really really fun so there's funny things that happen on the cruise we typically don't do excursions like the pre-planned ones oh you're right yeah that's a good point yeah typically i do a little bit of research before we go you do a lot of research and yeah i just want to swim in the ocean right so we typically are looking for a beach bar with good ocean access right so you find them all the time do and i found other things i found some like um the aquarium and i found museum and we uh we found this uh distillery and it was right by a beach yeah so we got a group together yeah this is good this little story here's a little adventure story we're gonna talk about a couple more of them but This is a great one.

Yeah. So we got a group together. Yeah, this is good. This is a little story. Here's a little adventure story. We're going to talk about a couple more of them, but this is a great one. Yeah. So we got a group together. It was St. Thomas. Was it? St. Thomas, yeah. And we're like, let's go to this rum distillery and see how they make it. And obviously, there's tastings. Of course, we went to the beach.

we're at the beach yeah and and big j is there right i'm gonna call him big j he's a really he's a great guy he's a big guy and he's there and he's like well i have a open air bus what are you talking about because i rented an open air bus i go just for you and the wife yeah i always meet people and here you are right right so he had anticipated that him and his wife show up at the beach and he's got this bus that holds like 20 people yeah it's a big bus right and it's not and it's not full yet but nobody is right but he knows he's gonna meet other lifestyle people so we were like yeah 15 at least 12 people so we all jump in and then we we found this little bar overlooking the cliffs oh it's beautiful and you can see the ship yeah in the harbor there and stuff spectacular so we're drinking there and i think they had the really good like banana really fresh and so we're there and it's only us there's like no it's only was there yes that's my point there was like two other couples there you know vanilla couples from the town whatever it is and so we're there and you know we've been drinking like all day and we're sort of mixing it up yeah there's like 16 of us and we're kind of switching around hugging each other and they'll they'll look at whatever's going on over there you can't figure out who's with who wait wait she was just kissing that guy and then she's over there with that other guy and then and they're they're just like scratching their heads trying to figure figure the situation out so we finish our drinks we go yeah but that was.

That was neat. We've had a lot of other adventures. One of the big JR stories is that we got off the ship. There was probably about eight. On Aruba. Yes, in Aruba. Probably about eight or ten of us. And again, we're kind of walking down the streets of Aruba, and we're trying to find this beach bar that I had looked up online in advance because I knew it was like right on the beach. So, you get a drink and then you swim. Right. And our dear friend, C, had recently had an injury to her ankle. And she just had to cast off like the day before the cruise. right?

So so we're walking from the sidewalk down this path Yeah, it's like downhill in the sand. It's a beach ball is probably down there, right?

So walking down and I spot this pit of coral and say hey see move over to the side So he's trying to protect her He's like walking and he's kind of pushing her to the right because he wants to make sure that she doesn't slip down because she's just recovering from this ankle injury so guess who slips down into it yeah yeah me so jr goes down i go down in it in this and it's like four feet deep yeah had we been alone i would have never been able to get him out like just me pulling him out would not have worked thank god there were other men there right so they pull him out we still continue now he's bleeding all over but we still continue my top of the skin of my knee just gone you know but we're not we're still going to the beach bar and swimming in the ocean we do that i go to the beach bar he's still bleeding we try to get we get maybe we went to a couple beach bars after yeah so i'm getting like you know uh paper towels from the bathroom right and they're getting soaked and i did get to do a quick swim in the ocean because i'm like this avid swimmer and yeah i went in the ocean to just wash it out right but that's done a little bit yeah but still bleeding that's the problem so then most of the group went and did like these inflatables right there are these big bouncy plastic things that are like slides and they're out offshore it's like a big jungle gym in the water.

Right, but there's like these slides. Yeah, adult inflatables where you're like, you can jump up and down and there's slides, and it's a really cool thing. But J.R. is like, I don't want to get blood all over that stuff. So we decide to go back to the ship to take him to the infirmary.

medical yeah yes so we get back to the ship i go to medical you know which wasn't pretty because they cleaned that out and that was painful yeah they're like yeah they were like uh so we can give you the stuff or we'll do it i go how much is it that you do it was like 60 bucks like you do it i'm not doing it right and i did i couldn't do it because i'm not going to torture him no and have him screaming on me anyway they scrape it out they put iodine yeah they fixed him up they fixed him up actually yeah the infirmaries you don't really want to go to the infirmary but they do a good job so luckily I had brought some Pain medication Pain medication on board You never know So here we go the infirmary but they do a good job so luckily i had brought um some pain medication medication on board you never know so here we go you never know and i i went back to the you know cabin got the pain medication and then i go yeah i got you know what you know i have to wash this down Vodka.

Yes, he's the Vicodin and Vodka. To solve his injury. So we go to the bar. Yeah. We go to the martini bar. But we're sitting down, and we run into this couple that we had met before. Now, you're going to say that's like almost nobody on board. Right. Because everybody's on a rumor. Yeah. Right. Everybody's on shore. And we start talking to this other couple that we had seen before. Like, they were across the bar, like, you know, 10 seats away. So, then they come over. Then we said, well, let's go sit on the couch over here and talk. Right. And then one thing led to another.

We're back in our cabin with them. Right. Yeah. So, meanwhile, back on the beach, our friends are like.

They're worried worried they were we should go check on we should go check on jr yeah yeah and so we're in the cabin we're going out it and and uh this woman woman she makes the craziest sound she does she what is it it's like high-pitched sound it's like it sounds like a squirrel yeah it's like it's it's actually really cute the craziest sound she does she like what is it it's like high-pitched sounds like a squirrel yeah it's like something it's it's actually really cute it's very cute um but it was a little distracting for me but i was making to do it yeah that's important well then her husband and i went out on the balcony and closed the door so i was getting so distracted but it was super fun but So our friends are coming back oh we got check on jr check on jr and um the next thing you know we hear a knock on the door on the cabin like she's you know the woman else but she's like putting her dress back on and see is like are you okay honey i go yeah come on in and she saw us and she's like lost her mind because in the meantime all of the folks were on shore with are so worried about J.R.

so they cut their activity short to come check to make sure he's okay in fact there was some Adonis looking guy she wanted to hook up with that's why she was so that's why yeah she's like she cut that yeah she was like i left my potential amazing hookup to come make sure you're okay and what are you doing didn't slow me down for a minute yeah yeah well he was kind of one legged for the rest of the rest of the cruise. The other fun things that happen is, you meet people that would not normally meet. So I had met this guy, and on the cruise, and I was sitting and we were talking.

And he was kind of a nerdy kind of guy. I love nerds. And he's like, oh, you guys have to meet my wife. She's in the music industry. And now I was like, well, let's, you know, meet up for drinks. Yeah, so we did. And, you know, nice. Very nice. So we go back to our cabin. Well, the thing is that she was wearing these long, like, hippie kind of peasant dresses, you know. Right. And he's like, she didn't really look like a lifestyle person. She did not. Yeah. She wore, like, flowy, loose-fitting clothes. But she was very pleasant, very nice. And J.R.'s like, are you sure, honey?

Because we've gone through this before. I've kind of eye-twist his arm into doing it. I'm like.

Yeah, so I'll take one for the team yeah he's like sure i'm right right i'm like baby this is gonna be good so we go back to the cabin and you start with uh yeah with with the guy and um the girls but she drops she drops a dress i'm like i was like whoa he's like oh my it was like really good stuff was stunning oh my god yes and he's like afterwards he's like oh honey you were right i i should listen to you you make a suggestion and then the funny thing too that happens is i'm with the guy the husband and him and i are having sex like very slow and kind of deep and kind of rhythmically um undulating kind of sex oh they're going really slow look like a look like a you know they were in slow motion right and he's over with my'm like yeah and i'm like right and and was it was it then while we were together he looks at me and he says like what what is that what is that what's going on over there what are you doing i'm like we're liking it it was good for me yeah so that's funny it is those kind are really cool.

The only other one we're going to mention is the time we were on St. Croix. Yeah. We were on the beach, and the beach was right there. Right by the ship. Right by the ship. So you got the ship, boom, you're on the beach. And there's this little shack off in the distance.

I'm not not paying attention to it and we're on the beach and it starts pouring rain and we make a mad day every the whole beach is full of people everyone makes a mad dash to this little shack which wound up to be this cool little like bar right and we're all in there they had these great drinks and owner was packed the owner gets on the phone calls somebody guitar player this guitar player comes and he's playing and he gets a musician to just show up and we're and the rain is like pounding on this metal roof so fun but we got we got so smashed oh yeah we had so much fun yeah it was amazing you know really really fun time we can go on and on about the adventures that's you know that's the kind of thing that happens you know those are things that happen right so for us when we go we do not take our computers or cell phones we kind of you know zone out make it a true vacation and the other thing with the cruise is that you really can't have expectations no you just go right it happened right um and the more often you go like for us we've gone to a lot of cruises and we kind of figure out how to hook up more often you know and how to find your tribe or your people there and we always get there at least the day before we're set to sail because we literally don't want to miss the ship so yeah case in point you always want to get there the day before and don't take the last flight out which the last flight out of whatever city you're in has a tendency if they're going to cancel a flight that's the one they're going to cancel right so back yourself up one or two flights going out right get there the night before that way in the morning you're there you head to the ship and everything is fine yep you don't want to miss the boat you don't want to if you miss the boat that's it there's No refunds, you know, that's the way it is, you head to the ship, and everything is fine.

Yep. You don't want to miss the boat. You don't want to miss. If you miss the boat, that's it. There's no refunds. That's the way it is. Relative to booking. Yeah. So, you know, booking is a little different than a vanilla cruise. Yeah. The lifestyle cruises are definitely more expensive than vanilla cruises. They are. We would say that the Bliss Cruise is definitely on the more affordable side. Thank you. The lifestyle cruises are definitely more expensive than vanilla cruises. They are. We would say that the Bliss Cruises is definitely on the more affordable side of lifestyle cruises.

Yeah, some of the other cruises from the resort are more. Expensive, right. And the ones in Europe are more. Yeah, definitely, for sure. The other thing is you've got to get to Europe. You've got to get there. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. We've had friends that have done those and they tend to be smaller groups and they tend because they're so pricey the passengers tend to be a little older right and less and there's less less speed right yeah you're on a ship with like 300 or 500 no i'm not even five right at five. Right. But versus 3,000. So you're not able to select.

Your chances of hooking up start to get a little diminished because you have less people to choose from. And I want to mention, too, about that. When you go to resorts like Desire and Pearl and Hedo. Same thing. Which are great. Which are great. Same thing. Same thing. There's like 200, 250, 300 people. Right. The cruise is 3,000. Right. 4,000, 5,000 people. Yeah. You have a lot more opportunity. Yeah. And different people that you can potentially be friends with, hook up with, and have a good time with. Yeah. It's a lot more. Yeah. You've got to find somebody. You've got to find somebody.

Right. It's less of a risk, you know. Right. Because you could go to a resort or one of those smaller cruises and, you know, not find anybody that you're compatible with. So it's definitely less of a risk. Yeah. So like we mentioned before, there's a few cabins left. On November. This November 2023. Right. I think there are balcony rooms, balcony cabins. Yeah, on deck six. Six and seven. A few on seven left. We have on our website. On our website. We have links to booking the bliss crew.

What JR is going to actually put together is kind of like this insider strategy like the process and how we select a cabin and what's important to look for when you're selecting a cabin and he's going to put together tips and tricks yeah yeah i'm trying to help you with that packing you know how to pack what to pack right like you're gonna pack one way for your flight flight and when you get there the night before now you're gonna change your packing to go on board right it's because you want to bring like your first night worth of things on board on your shoulder right in case you don't get your bed it's a it's things like that right there's things you want to know and what to pack information right what to pack what not to pack the whole port arrival and transportation right the what to do what not to do right the disembarkment from the ship once you come back right what's the best way to get off do you bring your bag do you give it to the porters like yeah i could take you through all that right because there's like little little tips and tricks to make your life easier and kind of get you ahead of the curve so that you I'm going to get out of here.

it to the porters like yeah i could take it through all that right because there's like little little tips and tricks to make your life easier and kind of get you ahead of the curve so that you don't waste any time and you know transportation from the ship to your hotel or to the airport you know that kind of thing and then um yeah what we're gonna do is uh if you book through our website For the November.

Or any other one coming up next april or the following them whatever it is when you book a cruise uh through us we're going to get all the people together that book through us and we're going to give everyone a free specialty dinner right because the cruise costs regardless of how you book it or who you go through to book it, the cabin prices are the same. It's fixed. So we're trying to kind of do something cool. Something special for our tribe. And then, right, and then it's all of us together. We're going to do a specialty dinner for anybody that's in our group.

Right, no one else is doing it. Right, which is super fun, and some of the specialty restaurants are super cool and right again jr has kind of all the insider tips so if you've never been on a bliss cruise it's something that we highly recommend if you have additional questions and things we didn't cover our website you're able to send us an email and ask me ask for something and we'll definitely answer it yes you know if, if there's something that's saying, oh, should I go? Should I not go? You know, and I've got these questions, definitely go to the website. Reach out to us.

So thank you for listening to us talk about Bliss Cruise. We sincerely love it. It's our go-to lifestyle vacation adventure. Right. And you better know the websites. You know, it's lifestylelinks.com, L-Y-N-X. So that's where it's at. All right. All right. And in our next segment, we're going to talk about what we're going to be doing next. Yeah, what we're doing next. And we've got some good stuff coming up. Okay. All right. All right. Bye.

okay people so for the last part of this episode we're talking about what are we talking about we're talking about what we're doing next oh that's right yeah so next is our trip to new orleans oh my goodness yes we love new orleans we're going for the french quarter festival there's five couples five lifestyle couples of us going together we're all staying in the same uh building that is right above a fabulous lifestyle club collette right. Right. So we're going to be literally taking the elevator down and walking down two doors. Exactly. To go to the club. And there's little black dress.

And men in black is the theme for Friday nights. And then the Saturday night theme is save a horse, ride a cowgirl. Cowgirl. Correct. But French Quarter Festival is a bunch of music stages, probably about 20 different stages. And the music is played all day, different types of music. For four days. Right, all around the whole French Quarter. They close it down. All the streets are closed, and there's like 20 stages. So there's 10 of us going, and we're just really excited. And it's all foot traffic, which is great. And they have beer trucks, wine trucks, food trucks, all over the place.

And the food is amazing. The architecture is amazing. So, that's happening for us, actually. Right. Next, this coming weekend. And it's not the first time we've went. No, it's fabulous. We've gone for years. So, what has happened is… We have a little tribe there.

We have a little tribe down there of people that live in New Orleans, and we see them every time we and we go to their house for a night on the boat on lake poncentrain right and there's different people that live around that area so we have like parties it's like really i don't know a whole bunch of people we're actually going to a fundraiser for a friend of theirs we are going to a fundraiser yeah so yeah which is a music fundraiser so so that's what we have coming up and And then on April 22nd, we're going to be going to a lifestyle club.

It's a group that sort of resurrected itself, the Fairfield Westchester Swingers. And they used to run clubs up in the Connecticut Westchester area. But now aligned with a brand new club in Queens, New York, the Underground. Brand new club. And it's actually the grand opening that night. Yes. Thank you.

westchester area but now aligned with a brand new club in queens new york the underground brand new club and it's actually the grand opening that night yes so that's on april 22nd and if you guys anybody listening lives near there and wants to actually come yeah it's we've seen photographs of this place and it looks spectacular so we're going to have information on our website right so if you want to come to a new lifestyle club and a new lifestyle event with a really fun group. Yeah, fun group. Just, you know, check it out on our website. Exactly.

You're welcome to email us, you know, any questions. And then in May, we have a nice house party for… A small, small group. Right. Intimate. Right. I think there's going to be eight of us. Right. Yeah. R&L are hosting that, and that's going to be a sexy time. Yeah, it's at their house. Right. And then we're trying to actually have a house party here. A big house party. We're trying. We're thinking maybe May 20th. We'll probably have, we had two last year. We'll probably have three this year. Yeah. Yeah. So, we're going to try to start one in May. Once the weather is nice. End of May, yes.

We'll do'll do one so the people that are part of our local tribe be on the lookout for a may 20th or may 20th announcement yeah or one of our parties right and we typically have we kind of try to keep it to 50 people right yeah i mean we can do more but we have enough deck for warmer weather, we can go a little more when it's inside and outside. Right, but that's super fun. So, that's what we have coming up next. We're looking forward to sharing our crazy adventures with you shortly when we get back from our trip. And have our guests. We have recorded some guests and things.

Yes, that's going to be in our next episode. All right, yeah. Because we have some of our lifestyle friends that came into the studio exactly yes yeah that's great so all right people well hey i'm glad you're listening and hope you're enjoying this please subscribe so that you'll get automatic downloads of new episodes and we hope to see you at one of these events right okay all right and our website is lifestyle links l y n x bye you sexy people bye We'll see you next time.