Episode 7: Booty-blinded

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I'm just an average guy in the swinger lifestyle who likes to share his experiences. This podcast is for informational and entertainment purposes only. Please seek a professional if you are in need of advice, guidance, or care about the swinger lifestyle from a male perspective, mine. I'm Evan. I'm half of a lifestyle couple. My wife is Eva. We've been in the lifestyle for about three years at the time of this recording, and we have had an amazing adventure. And I'm here with each episode to tell you all about it.

So I want to start off by saying that I am a teacher and I'm finishing up my spring break. Today is my last day of spring break, so I was able to record a lot of episodes to kind of get a base or a foundation for this podcast.

So hopefully some listeners tuning in for the first time, you can actually go back and find several episodes that you can listen to so now that my vacation is ending and it's back to the grind I'm going to put this episode out and then the next episode by the way the next episode episode eight is going to be quite the show because my wife, Eva, will be joining me as a guest. So I hope you will stick around and listen to episode eight. So anyway, I'm going to put out this episode, episode seven and episode eight, and then then it will be back to it'll get to kind of a normal routine.

I'm thinking I will record a new episode every other week or so. So if you happen to enjoy this podcast and you are looking for some new episodes, heck, if you even subscribe, they'll be coming out probably bi-weekly. We'll have to see. I don't know, is that bi-weekly or semi-weekly? I think it's bi-weekly. So yeah, so we'll get into that. Hopefully a routine. So, so far, I've been retelling our adventures chronologically. So in my last episode, I talked about an experience Eva and I had on New Year's Day 2022. This next tale will cover several experiences over the course of about a year.

It's what I'm calling a train wreck. It starts off fine, but it ends fairly poorly. Looking back, Eva and I are like, what were we thinking? But I actually know what we were thinking. We were caught in the moment. We found a local couple, so that's what I'm going to call them in this episode and future episodes, the local couple, or maybe the local crazy couple, or the batshit crazy couple. They were the first couple who also lived in our city. If you look back at our previous experiences, they were in Indianapolis, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Cincinnati area, and Toledo.

None of those are located less than an hour drive from us. Actually, the Cincinnati area one that that's not accurate we we met at an Airbnb south of Dayton so so that was about I would say a 45 minute drive for us if if memory serves me well so we were delighted to find a couple that lived in the same city as us it was convenient for lack of a better term it was very convenient it worked out very well for us for a while so our story begins around february of 2022 i had recently put our profile on the sls website and if you haven't been on it it's sls.comcom.

Swing Lifestyle is what it stands for, I believe. And we matched with a couple who lived in our hometown. The wife was smoking hot in her pics, and her husband, in my opinion, was okay. But Eva and I will always tell you that personality, sense of humor, they can always make someone way more attractive compared to the initial impression you get from photos. So we met at a local restaurant here in town and that was awesome because we weren't trying to figure out what the halfway point was, you know, between our cities and then explore what restaurants are available.

That's more work than it seems, okay? It takes It takes a lot of time and effort when that happens to figure those things out. So since this couple was already in our city, it was nice to just name the restaurant and we each had a five minute drive. And I was very attracted to this woman right away. We had a nice dinner, but I wasn't sure what Eva thought. Now, I may or may not have mentioned this before. I think I have. But I can't read people very well. Hints and signals, they don't register with me. So I also have a hard time reading Eva's impression of people.

So after the day, I was pretty sure she was going to say that she wasn't interested in the dude. Instead, she said, I'm very attracted to Chris. Now, his name is not Chris, but I had to throw in a name to make the quote effective. So it was game on. So for some reason, I, I become more excited and more turned on if i know that eva is really into it like really into the guy so i began chatting with this woman daily and i'm gonna call i'm gonna call her bat woman from now on because she was batshit crazy so i chatted with Batwoman daily. Things started getting very spicy very quickly.

We discussed turn-ons and fantasies. And she loved it. She was very sex positive. And really enjoyed having explicit conversations with me. And I love that. I couldn't wait to get my hands on this girl and as I got to know her more it became very obvious that she and her husband were way more experienced than us. That wasn't really an issue but it kind of sort of plays a role in the story. So, so I figured I'd mention it, but it wasn't just quantity of partners. It was what she had done.

So even I, we were still pretty new to this at the time, you know, not even a year in, and this woman had already done it all. I remember having a conversation with her, and I asked if she had ever done a DP. She responded with way more info than what I was expecting. She told me that not only has she done plenty of DPs, but she has done DVPs. Now, I figure everyone listening to this knows what those are, but just in case, DP stands for double penetration, so one in the pussy, one in the ass. DVP means two dicks in a pussy at the same time. So, I got the impression she had been around a bit.

But again, at the time, not an issue, okay? So, our first playdate with the local couple, or Batman and Batwoman, was at an Airbnb. And one thing that Eva and I noticed about them is that they were heavy smokers. Heavy smokers.

Now, that didn't bother bother us at the time they would excuse themselves to go outside and smoke occasionally but they never did it in front of us at the time and they never smelled or tasted like smoke at that time so hopefully you can see Kind of some foreshadowing where i'm going with this now again this is all going to end poorly all right this the story ends poorly so we're getting to that but as i mentioned in previous episodes we learn from our experiences and this is one that we learn from as well the dude so i'll i'll call him batman but he wasn't nearly as batshit crazy as her uh he did have a great idea for ice breaking in the bedroom if things aren't going as comfortably as anticipated for like a first play date so you can just play with your spouse on the same bed as the other couple.

And eventually you'll see that hands start moving to other locations. You start touching the other people on the bed. And the next thing you know, you're fucking someone other than your spouse. It's a pretty solid strategy, to be honest. It was was also it was also very interesting with her because unlike any woman i had ever been with to that point she was physically incapable of getting wet she explained it was something with with medications that she was on so so they brought a shit ton of lube and kind of just like shot it everywhere it was it was a little strange I'll see you next time.

with medications that she was on so so they brought a shit ton of lube and kind of just like shot it everywhere it was it was a little strange but not a not a huge deal at all okay and she was also the first woman i had ever been with who squirted so that was a brand new experience experience for me as well and that was very exciting they were the first to introduce us to a lifestyle club in the Columbus, Ohio area called Club Princeton. Very nice club, by the way. Eva and I absolutely love going there, so shout out to them.

And it was very nice to be able to attend for the first time with friends, you know, like people you knew knew especially who have attended that club many times prior okay because they knew the lay of the land they were able to show us around even though we did receive a very nice tour from the Princeton staff and our friends were able to answer all our questions give us advice you know stuff that we would have had to figure out on our own if they were not with us. So that was actually a really nice perk. But the story really isn't about the specifics of the sex we had.

It's more like a documentary about some historical empire that you see on TV. Like the rise and fall of an empire. Because they rose quickly to become regulars of ours. I would say they were our first regular couple who we played with kind of frequently.

And then they fell glory pretty hard so at this point I should tell you that this is going to be the most difficult episode for me to record so far not because it's difficult emotionally it's just that there were so many parts to the story and I know I'm going to forget important things and I don't think I can keep it chronological so you'll just have to go with me on this and I'll wing it and hope for the best so we started seeing this couple a lot sometimes twice a month which is a lot for us and we even started experimenting a little bit with separate play which would normally take place on a weeknight so that so that it would that that means sometimes it would be more than twice a month that month that we played with them so eva even met the dude for lunch one day this was actually our first separate play experience she met the dude for lunch one day at a nearby mall and they ended up fucking in the back seat of her car in a parking garage so that was a hot text to get while I was at school let me tell you and driving that driving past that parking garage to this day I can't help but smile knowing what Eva did there with some guy also this is going to be interesting Eva has an office for her business with multiple rooms she and I turned one of those rooms into a secret playroom so during the day it looks like a like a normal room that you might see in an office has a couch a lamp it looks nice but whenever we want we can fold that couch out to a futon bed and we have a locked crate in the room with sex toys and supplies and we have some mood lighting options so she would meet this dude there sometimes in the evenings you know she'd give the excuse that she had to catch up on things at the office and then she'd go and fuck this guy and and then come home and that was really hot so I remember walking into the bathroom once and she was putting on makeup and I asked what she was doing.

And she said, heading to my office to catch up on work, you know, wink, wink, something like that. And another time I was working late and she sent me a pic from her office when I knew for sure she was supposed to be at home because she was fucking the guy at her office again. it was so damn hot and a couple of times a few times maybe i would meet her there as well you know i think she and i played there a total of like three times oh another thing about playing at her office she would come home from doing this and i would just basically attack her. Okay.

She would walk into our bedroom and then our walk-in closet to, to change from this, from this, uh, uh, event she just had. And I would immediately ask her to start telling me all about it.

Like I would want all the juicy it would just get me going she would not get very far before i was fucking her in the closet like we didn't we didn't even make it out of the closet i was pulling down her her underwear and fucking her right there in the closet while she was telling me about fucking some other guy and now that happened several times it was reclaim sex but it but it was more like animalistic in nature so i just i just had to have it i just had to have her right then and there as she told me about how she fucked this guy at her office it was so so hot and i i actually really miss that part of it, I really do.

But at that point, all was well and good. But now, let me tell you how things got weird very quickly, or just bad. First of all, their smoking got out of hand. When we first met them, it was like they knew we didn't like smoking, so they hid it really well. But once they got comfortable with us, once our relationship with them expanded or evolved, it seemed like they smoked more often and did less to hide the smell and unfortunately the taste.

So it's like they weren't even bothering to try to cover it up like they used to so that bothered us mostly me i tasted it on her breath all the time and i i never did when we first met so maybe i was booty blinded at first i don't know but i'll explain i'll explain booty blinded in a little bit. Because they were our regulars, we agreed to stop using condoms. We would all get tested regularly, and all other couples, any of us we played with, we would say that condoms would be required. So we would go condom-free with each other.

And for us, one other couple whom we discovered were mutual play partners with us and the bat-shit-crazy couple. So we were all kind of playmates, so those were the only condom-free couples. so uh quick side note um that other couple ended up uh ended things too with this local couple when they learned how batshit crazy they were. So, so yeah, so they ended it too. So we weren't the only ones who found this couple to be batshit crazy. Anyway, um, we knew they were more experienced than us, but they also played a lot more than us.

We typically played with them together or separately twice a month, like I said, on average. Usually on Saturdays, especially when it was all four of us. We would play on Saturdays. Well, we found out that they would see us on Saturday, but they would have just played the night before with a different couple on Friday, the night before, and the night before that on Thursday. And maybe they had a friend come over and play on Tuesday. So they would tell us all about these sex parties they were going to and orgies that they went to. It seemed like it was non-stop for them.

It made me very uncomfortable just because, I'm just going to say it, I don't think that they were very smart common sense-wise. They may have been intelligent people, but I don't think common sense was their strong point and we had learned through experience that they were very scatterbrained and got very drunk and very high at times so my thought was how could they be trusted to stay safe and honor our agreement about condom use if they were drunk and high all the time?

How did we know if they were having all these experiences nonstop, like four days a week, how can we trust them that they were going to be safe? and as I will explain in a future episode even if you're careful you things can happen diseases infections they can be transferred so with the number of times they were playing the chances chances of contracting something increased. Okay. So there was the, the amount they were playing and the fact that I just didn't feel like I can trust them to honor our agreement.

Now she dealt with mental health tissue, mental health issues, sorry, depression, extreme anxiety. And I was not bothered by that because I did too. You know, I felt we had a good connection because of that. We, we both suffered from depression and anxiety. I was very understanding of her quirks at first, but it seems she was not very understanding of mine.

So I'm going to sound like a crazy person myself here here but i have to be honest and give you an example i had an obsession with fairness and evenness um even even numbers like i still do to some extent like it would it would bother me because of my anxiety to know that eva and and Batman would play several times before Batwoman and I would play. You know, I wanted it to be more even. I wanted us to have the opportunity to play the same amount. And it wasn't jealousy. It was a need to keep things balanced in my mind.

Now, thankfully, I have overcome that, and it is is no longer an issue but at the time she didn't really tolerate my quirks and well not necessarily the even numbers thing just just all my quirks any quirks I had she didn't she wasn't very tolerant of them but I was tolerant of hers. Then there were some big issues. One time I went over her house to play while her husband was at work and her kids were at school or out somewhere. I can't exactly remember. So I showed up and she just happened to get the results of her most recent STI screening while I was there.

And she freaked the hell out because it told her she tested positive for herpes. Now, let me just stop right there and tell you she did not have herpes. Okay, let's just get that out of the way right now. But she flipped out, crying, wouldn't talk to me. So I ended up just leaving. And she wouldn't talk to Eva or myself for four days. She wouldn't even look into the results she received for four days. Didn't contact a doctor. Didn't contact a health provider. She just stood about it and cried and didn't talk to anybody for four days. I don't even think she went to work.

So when she finally gained enough sanity to check into it, she learned it was a false positive. All that stress for nothing. Had she been mature about it and sane about it to call four days earlier when she got the results, those four days of stress and worry would have been avoided completely.

Because during those four days eva and i were pretty stressed too because we thought for sure if she had herpes then we did too so we were we were pretty stressed about it as well and that all could have been avoided another night she and batman came over to our house for a play date now we had we have only been able to host twice in our three years in the lifestyle and this was one of them. You know we have we have kids and it is ridiculously difficult to find a time where all three of our kids are gone for an entire evening. But we made it happen.

They came over and we started playing so I put on a sexy music playlist and within that playlist a country music song came on now this is while we were playing she suddenly starts crying gets up like practically pushes me off of her runs out of the bedroom runs out of our house naked onto the deck in our backyard now her husband goes outside to figure out what's wrong and she starts yelling at him flipping out top of her lungs this is at like 1 a.m.

in a quiet neighborhood where houses are close together our neighbors heard it because one of them had to ask me about it the next day and I can't even remember what excuse I made up but I had to explain I had come up with an excuse why there was a naked woman screaming, yelling, out on her deck at 1 a.m. So it turns out that she had some negative memories associated with country music. So enough to make her storm out of someone's house naked and start yelling on a deck at 1 a.m.

So, Eva and I began to realize that maybe this was not going to last, but we tried to make it work until things took an even worse turn. So one time whenman and eva were playing at her office she suddenly batwoman suddenly decided that she was not comfortable with it and i can't remember why but i think it was something that i said in a text to her and she immediately called him and told him that he had to stop playing and come home immediately. And when she played with me at Eva's office, she said she was too uncomfortable to drive herself.

So her husband would have to drive her to the office and then he would have to drive back and pick her up when done.

She's a grown-ass woman and she couldn't drive herself but later on interesting note the other couple whom all of us played with in Columbus which is over 90 minutes away one time she made that husband drive wait she made her husband drive her over there for an ff and fmf threesome and then she had the columbus dude drive her home so basically made him drive three hours you know home and back and the thing is we also found out later on that she did at times drive herself all the way to Columbus by herself to play with this couple.

But yet she could never drive the five minutes across town to meet me at Eva's office.

it also became not evident but it became we aim to kind of guess that she was into some heavier drugs and I don't want to go into the details but at that point I told Eva that I was out I couldn't deal with it anymore now she still wanted Eva still wanted to play with Batman though and I was not really comfortable with that idea but eventually i relented well batwoman was not happy about this either and i think she maybe felt rejected and i was in fact rejecting her but i promise you listeners i did it politely and maturely as best i can well she sent me these nasty texts telling me that she felt sorry for eva because had to put up with me and basically said I was a terrible person, called me an asshole, and that pissed off Eva.

And you don't want to ever piss off Eva. Now, do you see what all this is? This is drama, okay? And we do not stand for drama in the lifestyle. This couple was just seemingly a nonstop source of drama. So Eva kind of set her straight. I mean, she, she called her out. She sent, um, great text to her husband, uh, Batman.

And like, I even saved it because I was just so impressed with the way she worded it and uh eva basically stood up for me and said you know basically told it how it was and batwoman actually apologized and and you know i thought that was that was actually a really good thing that she actually apologized and maybe understood a little bit of where we were coming from but I still did not want to play with her again I didn't want to deal with the crazy anymore I didn't want to deal with the drama I was happy to stay friends but that was about it so we chatted a little bit off and on and then she did one of the worst things you can do, in my opinion.

She violated my trust. I guess she was still angry with me deep down because she started screenshotting some texts that I sent to her and then sent them on to that other Columbus couple I was telling you about and tried to pit them against me so i found out about that and i literally never talked or wrote to her again you know for me texts are private okay when i text with someone those are meant for your eyes only unless i give you permission to share with others so the final straw was when she violated my trust now eva still planned on seeing batman separately We'll see you next time.

give you permission to share with others so the final straw was when she violated my trust now Eva still planned on seeing Batman separately but that started to fizzle out as well she began to see I think the who he really was but the icing on the cake was when we ran into them at a hotel takeover. He was obviously high on drugs of some kind and could hardly stand, and this was a massive turnoff for Eva, and she really did not have a desire to see him again after that. And to put the cherry on top, Eva was having some plumbing issues at her office.

They had to snake out her toilet drain, and what did they find that was causing Thank you. on top. Eva was having some plumbing issues at her office. They had to snake out her toilet drain. And what did they find that was causing the backup? A condom flushed down the toilet. Now, there's only been two people that have ever played with Eva at her office. I'm one of them. Okay.

In fact, we sometimes use that as a kind of a free hotel room of sorts when we need to get away from the kids and we want to have some naughty fun and you know maybe we want to be loud so so i know i never flushed a condom down the toilet i mean who does that idiots who doesn't know that condoms are not flushable so it had to be batman okay and this is when I don't know that condoms are not flushable so it had to be batman okay and this is when you know if you're standing in eva's bathroom there's literally a trash can right next to the toilet like right next to it so it had to be batman and with all the water damage in the office bathroom, they had to completely replace the floor, professionally clean the carpets.

It had to be over $1,000 worth of damage because of that idiot. So, that was the final straw. He has actually contacted Eva over a kick several times, and she has completely ignored him. So that's the story. So what happened? I call it booty-blinded. We were booty-blinded. We were... I don't know the word I'm looking for.

We were just so happy about the convenience that we were blinded by that as well you know someone who lives so close to us someone who was attractive and and somebody who was willing to play separately with us and and come over to to Eva's office it was just so convenient and I think that made it more hot and more enjoyable for us so we were convenience blinded but we were also booty blinded and i get that from a movie there's this movie called i spy probably early 2000s with owen wilson and eddie murphy where owen wilson's character makes some uneducated decisions because he wants to bang this girl so Eddie Murphy says that he was booty blinded blinded by the hot booty so that's what happened with us we were we were so happy to have a local couple you know a couple that we were attracted to, and it just, it made us overlook the glaring characteristics that, that would normally make us stay away from a couple, you know, the smoking, especially the not so high intelligence, or like I said, maybe it's just common sense.

right maybe they're they're very they could be very smart people but lacking common sense the being careless with the high number of sex partners, the freak outs. But as most mistakes do, it made us stronger and wiser in the lifestyle. And we learned a lot from all that. And trust me when I say we'll never make a similar mistake again. So, so yeah, that's, that's the big tale of being booty blinded. So, all right, I'm going to wrap things up right there.

And, uh, guys, if you stuck with me this this long i really appreciate you uh giving this podcast a listen hope you come back and listen again sometime i got more stories for you next episode is going to be a just an awesome episode because my wife eva is going to be joining me she's going to be my guest so you get to hear both of us as we tell this this crazy tale of an experience we had fairly recently so i hope you'll join us for that that's episode eight coming up in the meantime you are always welcome to connect with me hit me up with questions or comments things you'd like for me to talk about you can ask me questions.

Eva has said that she'd be happy to answer questions too. If you need her perspective on it. But you can find me on Kik or Instagram. At Evan Deenson. That's E-V-A-N-D-E-A-N-S-O-N. Evan Deenson. So find me there. Connect with me. And if you enjoyed this podcast. Please share it. Let other people know. Um, I I've said it before. I'm not in this for, uh, fame and glory for fortune of any, any kind. I just enjoy doing it. Um, I was helped by, uh, some podcasts that I listened to. So I'm hoping to pay that forward and do the same.

I'm hoping that some people will find listening to these podcasts beneficial in some way, and that they'll help them on their journey through the lifestyle. So feel free to share with anybody you feel that would apply to. And with that, I'm going to say goodbye, and I hope that you'll listen again soon. Take care, everyone, and happy swinging.