Episode 18: At Last

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I'm just an average guy in the swinger lifestyle who likes to share his experiences. This podcast is for informational and entertainment purposes only. Please seek a professional if you are in need of advice, guidance, or care as it relates to sexual health or alternative lifestyles. Hello everyone, welcome to Evan Swings, a podcast about the swinger lifestyle from the perspective of a guy in the lifestyle. That would be me. I'm your host, Evan, and I'm glad you're here. Tuning in for the first time? Well, look, what can I say? I'm half of a lifestyle couple.

The other half is my awesome wife, Eva, and we have been in the lifestyle for about three years I recommend as I always do that you give my earlier episodes a listen first there is some chronological stuff in the first bunch of episodes but no context is needed for this episode if you stay so feel free to stay for those of you returning thank you as always for listening if you were interested i have some evan swings merch coming out soon for purchase t-shirts hats hoodies all kinds of stuff and i'm totally kidding i've not even come close to uh to reaching that level of popularity and doubt that i ever will.

I'm just doing this podcast as a labor of love right now. I enjoy telling about the lifestyle adventures of Eva and myself, and I'm just hoping to entertain and inform. That's why I'm here. And boy, am I happy to inform you of something today. After three years in the lifestyle, I finally, finally had my two biggest fantasies fulfilled. In a span of six days, I had an FMF threesome with Eva and another lovely lady. And then I met that same lady at a hotel separately for a naughty rendezvous. So needless to say, we met a pretty incredible lady.

she she is absolutely fantastic and i i feel like I have a real connection you know a real real chemistry with her it is it's been an absolute thrill ride so I wanted to start this episode with the song by Etta James at last but with copyright laws and all that I didn didn't want to risk it but just kind of picture that in your minds etta james at last because at last i've had my two biggest fantasies fulfilled that i've been trying to fulfill for three years so i look back to episode 11 of this podcast which which Eva still calls the whiny bitch episode, by the way.

If you've never listened to that episode, I discuss how it is so much easier for a woman in the lifestyle to fulfill her fantasies than it is for a guy and I still think that is true but things can also be cyclical in the lifestyle Eva was on a pretty damn good run for a while while I sat back and and kind of waited for things to turn more in my favor. Just kind of hoped they would turn more in my favor. She got to fulfill a bunch of her fantasies and do some fun, naughty stuff. If you didn't listen to episode 11, I could just kind of give you the cliff notes here.

She surprised the guy at his house. You know, she, uh, she, she showed up at his door wearing, uh, a trench coat with lingerie on underneath and fucked him while his wife was at work. The wife knew of course, by the way, and she actually helped set all that up. Let's see. Eva also got to meet a guy separately at a hotel and was able to, at one point, play with three guys at the same time, among other things. There were some other things, too, but those are the big ones. And I waited patiently, maybe impatiently.

I just always hoped that one day I would get to do one of my fantasies, my big fantasies that I wanted. They were my biggest ones. In fact, if you recall, if you've been here since the beginning, the prospect of having an FMF threesome is what ultimately got us into the lifestyle in the first place. And it just never happened for three years. The opportunity just never presented itself. But like I said, I guess things can be cyclical. Because I feel like I'm on a pretty good run right now. And Eva hasn't had the best run lately.

Two out of the three couples with whom we were playing for the first time recently, the guy was unable to perform. So twice out of three times, we've had a couple where the guy was unable to perform.

So Eva was kind of getting a little down about that and honestly starting to take it a little personally when she shouldn't you know she shouldn't feel that way it's something that happens uh one of these guys was uh the alexa guy from episode eight if you want to check out uh that adventure and listen listen to that episode hear all about it and then you know in the last month or so we we also had one of our regular couples cancel on us and eva was actually really excited about that and then really bummed when it didn't work out so like i said i guess it's cyclical sometimes, and patience can be a virtue.

Any listeners out there who feel like things are not looking good right now in the lifestyle, give it some time. I'm living proof that things can turn around in an instant. And my story today is about how they turned around. I want to tell you about my two adventures, my two fantasy fulfillments. As I said, within a six-day period, I fulfilled both of them. So let's start off with the threesome. Let me tell you all about that.

Now, well, all right, I guess I should rewind a bit first and let all you listeners know that Eva and I met a fantastic new local couple, and I will call them Annie and Will. They are fairly new to the lifestyle, but they were ready to jump in headfirst it started a few months back and our profiles crossed on sdc and it was exciting exciting to have another prospective couple who actually lived right in our hometown we chatted a bit Thank you. another prospective couple who actually lived right in our hometown.

We chatted a bit back and forth, but things really picked up and I have Walmart to thank. So I'm the shopper in our family. I do all the grocery shopping and I take after my grandfather who who is a notorious bargain hunter. OK, I'm the same way. I use several coupon apps and I'm always, you know, looking out, seeking a good deal.

Now, Walmart tends to have the best deals out of the grocery stores in my town so I spend a good portion of my grocery shopping time there so I'm just doing my thing and you know at Walmart and I pass this beautiful woman with my shop my shopping cart it took me a second but I recognized her from the photos it was Annie so I looked at her and said hey you do I know you and I can't remember her exact response but I said you're Annie aren't you she confirmed and she introduced herself and i introduced myself and i'm like i'm evan and we had a quick little inconsequential chat she did mention later that meeting me for the first time though she wished she was uh dressed differently because she was in her in very casual clothes but what she didn't realize with that was that that didn't matter to me at all like at all now that i saw how hot she was in person i was more excited than ever to meet her and her husband for dinner now at that point I can't remember if we had that dinner on our our calendar yet like already I'm not sure well I came home and told Eva all about it you know about our meeting at Walmart and how excited I was I told her how attractive I found her and how I couldn't wait for us to get together with them that whole Walmart encounter was kind of like a catalyst evidently I made a fairly decent impression because after that the chatting picked up and we were if we weren't scheduled for dinner at that point we we got got it scheduled pretty quick Thank you.

chat the chatting picked up and we were if we weren't scheduled for dinner at that point we we got got it scheduled pretty quick and that dinner went great you know I was just the whole time just captivated by this this girl's hotness all right it was literally difficult for me to maintain eye contact with her because I was afraid that she knew I was just sitting there undressing her in my mind while talking to her. Her husband was great too. Very nice. And we share similar occupations. So we had some common ground to build on.

Well, that and of course our wives are legit smoke shows so um we learned a lot about them and and why they got into the lifestyle you know just usual first lifestyle date stuff you know the usual stuff that we talked about. Nothing, nothing extremely unique or newsworthy, newsworthy to report from that dinner. Except that when that day ended, I wanted Annie even more than ever.

Oh my God, did I want to do naughty things to her but but i did my best to play it cool all right i didn't want to come out as overbearing or creepy or or make her feel uncomfortable in any way eva and i had our usual post date discussion and we agreed that we definitely wanted to see them again. And a second date for us, of course, usually means a spicy date, a play date. So things happen very quickly. Uh, I noticed that I really had a connection with this woman, All right. mean, I loved talking to her, I thought she was unbelievably sexy. And we just, you know, hit it off.

As we were trying to come up with a date that all four of us could get together. i made some flirty comments to her over text. Well, let me just say, flirty for me, okay? I am not the best flirt in the world, trust me. And Eva will totally back me up on this and probably even make fun of me for it. I am not a good flirt. Well, I said something like, I hope I don't see you at Walmart again, because I wouldn't be able to resist asking you to come back to my car and, and hopping in the backseat with me, you know, something like that.

And then somehow that evolved into, we should really do that before our play date, you know, that, that would be fun. Like I said, things happen quickly. One thing led to another and we were all of a sudden talking about the very hot and very real possibility of meeting in the store parking lot and having sex in the backseat. Eva was on board with this, but she wasn't comfortable with us actually having sex since all four of us hadn't had a play date yet.

So the plan was we were going to find a time to meet at the store and make out in the backseat as kind of like a sneak preview for our eventual play date. The day after this, you you know after we decided this I confronted Eva about it because I need I needed some rules and parameters here you know like what exactly did making out mean was that you know just kissing was there some fondling allowed? Could it go as far as oral sex? So I wanted to make sure I was only going as far as what Eva was comfortable with. Okay. Eva is amazing, ladies and gentlemen.

She never ceases to amaze me she informed me that she'd been thinking about it and she didn't actually care if i actually had sex with annie furthermore get this she said if we wanted to be more comfortable you know as opposed to the back seat of a car i was welcome to invite annie back to eva's office to play from previous episodes you might remember that that eva has uh her own office in the health care, and one of the rooms inside her office, we've added a couch that folds down into a futon bed.

So it's a nice place to have some private time that Eva and I have used on occasion when we wanted to get some private time away from our kids. So Eva offered this to me. I was shocked. Okay. Happily shocked. My wife is absolutely amazing.

And so is Annie's husband, by the way, because when i told her the news like i told her that you know what what eva was allowing us to do he was fine with that too so you know the dude is is a rock star a total lifestyle rock star i'm just i'm just so appreciative of him and i'm just amazed by his uh just the way he you know allowed annie to do this and to trust me i thought that was just amazing on his part so it came to pass that i would be meeting annie one saturday at eva's office for a playdate. I will not go into the juicy details of that event, but I will just tell you it was fantastic.

Annie and I truly seem to have great connection, great chemistry. We had a lot of fun. And I think, I think we still do have that great connection and great chemistry as i sit here a couple of months later the only entertaining thing i will tell you about that evening was that i was an absolute nervous wreck but annie was fantastic and and those nerves subsided. Um, I was literally shaking before I went over to Eva's office. Like I was, my, my body was literally shaking and Eva makes fun of me for that to this day as well. But anyway, like I said, Annie was fantastic. Those nerves subsided.

And, uh, speaking of fantastic, and it was also fantastic was that this whole situation unexpectedly seemed to turn Eva on because I came home and she practically attacked me practically tore my clothes off and wanted to hear all the juicy details of what happened then a few days later eva actually talked with annie separately without my knowledge and set up another solo play date for me and her at her office. It's, it seemed this whole situation just excited Eva more than, more than she even anticipated. Needless to say, or maybe I did say Annie and I really hit it off.

And then later on, we even had an awesome play date with all four of us, me, Eva, Annie, and Will. We rented an Airbnb, we played some games, we had some drinks, and then we had some adult fun. And it was a great time. Annie was well aware of my two biggest fantasies. And again, to repeat, that's having an FMF threesome and then meeting a woman alone at a hotel. And let me say, this lady is so awesome. She really wanted to be the one to make not one, but both of those happen for me. And that, finally, leads me to the story of our threesome. Eva was all in on this too. All right.

She knew how much I wanted to try an FMF threesome and how long I had been waiting for it to happen. So we got a hotel room one Saturday night and Annie arrived there to meet us. And you'll never believe this. And I'm being sarcastic. You'll never believe this. But I was nervous as fuck. Here we are. All three of us just sitting around a hotel room talking. Listeners, I will straight up tell you, if it wasn't for Eva, we may have just talked the whole evening. I was so, so nervous. I didn't know how to make a move in a situation like this. I didn't know when to make a move.

I didn't know what move to make. You know, do I, do I just start kissing or caressing someone and who, like who, who do I kiss or caress first. You know, these are things I never anticipated when I fantasized about having a threesome. Just, you know, things I never thought of. Like, I just pictured in my mind me having sex with two different women. But the specifics, like the logistics of it, never crossed my mind. So here I was in this situation, and I was like, I didn't know what to do. But as I mentioned, Eva is my rock. She is awesome.

She happens to love the phrase, shit or get off the pot.

Just an old phrase that that she heard a long time ago and it's something she she kind of lives by shit or get off the pot so after about an hour and 15 minutes of just chatting and yes one hour and 15 minutes i was in a hotel room with two beautiful women and hadn't done a thing yet so after that time Eva excused herself to use the bathroom when she came out she was wearing only her bra and panties she was obviously ready to get the party started and if it wasn't for, I might have just kept on chatting and chatting and chatting, too nervous to make a move.

With Eva getting partially undressed, Annie followed suit. So I had these two drop-dead gorgeous women in their underwear in front of me. They started kissing while I just watched and enjoyed it and just kind of, you know, took it all in, took in what was happening. It was finally happening after all this time. So I wanted to enjoy the moment. Now I should, I should interject with a note about myself here, okay? Whenever we have spicy dates, somehow, someway, I always seem to be the last person to get naked. And I really don't know why. I'm just slow with that.

Well, Eva and Annie made fun of me for that and decided that I should get completely naked before them at this moment so they helped me out of my clothes and I stood there completely naked while these two beautiful women kissed in front of me and they sucked on each other's boobs they fingered each other they caressed each other's bodies. It was a dream coming true. Then they kind of brought me into the fray, and it was game on. They started by both sucking on my dick, then asked me what I wanted next.

And this was tough for me because I don't like being the center of attention, especially in the lifestyle, but, but this was my fantasy. All right. My thing. So I was asked to at least to help steer the course. I really didn't care about positions or anything like that. You I was just happy to be there and happy to be doing what I had wanted to try for three years. The only position I requested was that I wanted one lady to ride me while the other sat on my face and faced the other lady and they would kiss and they kindly obliged. Both of these lovely ladies took a turn at each position.

It was, it was as phenomenal, phenomenal as, as I envisioned it, it would, that it would be. All in all, it was just an amazing time with who have become my absolute favorite two ladies in the lifestyle. Of course, Eva is, you know, my favorite, but Annie is just incredible. That's all I can say. She is amazing. And amazing as that was, the fun was not quite over. Because the following Friday, again, just six days after our threesome, Annie agreed to meet me one-on-one at a hotel, fulfilling other biggest fantasy. Usually, I am always incredibly nervous before a play date.

But this time felt different to me. This time, I was more excited than nervous. Way more excited. Like, unbelievably excited. It was exactly as I hoped it would be. I showed up at the hotel, went to the front desk, and got the key, headed to the room. And then I texted Annie with the room number and told her to come up when she arrived. And it was everything I hoped for and more. And I'm not just talking about the sex, which was unbelievable. I just mean the whole experience. All right.

The whole thing, you know, I loved the feeling of sitting in the room waiting for my hot date to arrive at my door, you know, and I, I sprung for a suite. So we had a small living area with a couch.

So I invited her in, offered her a drink, played some sexy music, and we just sat on the couch and we just talked for a little bit, but not too long because like I said I was super excited and I couldn't wait to get my hands on her the room was a little cold so there was a nice little segue here she wanted to get under the covers to warm up so we hopped in bed under the covers, started kissing the clothes came off and the rest was history fantasy number two fulfilled everything I could have possibly hoped for and more we stayed a little over two hours I'd say right around there around there.

Two rounds, I guess. And then it was, unfortunately, time to depart. Now, this may sound strange, but to top it off, you know what was really, like, also just awesome? Exiting the hotel. You know, I know that sounds weird. Okay. But the feeling I had was just amazing. Like I just had, I just had this strange sensation come over me. I was leaving a, leaving a hotel where I just fucked a woman who was not my wife. And it was this really naughty, sexy feeling. And I just absolutely loved it. I can't put into words the feeling. It was just fantastic.

My two biggest fantasies fulfilled over the course of only six days. waiting three years so yeah i consider myself to be quite a lucky dude right now and that's it that was the uh those were the two stories right there and so i think with that i will just sign off for this episode i hope you enjoyed the adventure or adventures that i just shared with you and i certainly i certainly enjoyed sharing them with you and and hope that that you'll you'll tune in again sometime for another episode of evan swings until then as always you can connect with me and Eva on Instagram and kick.

So just search for Evan Deenson. That's E-V-A-N-D-E-A-N-S-O-N. We'd love to hear from you, you know, and I'm going to talk about this in my next episode as well, but I have to say, you know, we've been in the lifestyle for three years and, you know, I've already shared a lot of stories on this podcast. I'm afraid I'm going to run out. Like, you know, again, we haven't been in the lifestyle for very long. So that's where I need your help listeners. So if you have questions, topics you'd like me to talk about, let me know. Let me know because then I could design some episodes around those.

So until then, be safe, be naughty, and take care, everybody.