Ep. 51: Poison Ivy (Part 2) (with special guest Eva)

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Hello everyone and welcome to Evan's Wings, a lifestyle podcast from the perspective of a guy in the lifestyle. I'm Evan, and I welcome you to the show. Glad to have you here. Returning listeners, you are awesome. Truly appreciate your continued support. If you are new around here, though, welcome and thank you for giving this podcast a chance. My wife, Eva, and I have been in the lifestyle for a little over four years now. We're just your average late 40s couple, and we are certainly not experts. I'm just here to entertain and hopefully inform.

Usually, any episode you listen to can be done so without any previous context needed. However, this episode is a bit different. It is a continuation, part two, of my last episode, episode 50. So if you're tuning in and have not listened to episode 50 first, I would strongly recommend stopping and doing so, so you know what's going on. And if you are brand new to the podcast, I don't always do these things chronologically.

However, my first six or seven episodes ever, episodes one through seven, I talk about how Eva and I got into the lifestyle in our first adventures, so please feel free to check those out. As for today's episode, as I said, it is part two of my Poison Ivy story, so let's get right to it, shall we?

Okay, a quick recap to bring you up to speed in my last episode i talked about a woman who reached out to me who i nicknamed ivy she was interested in solo playdates with me there were several things that made it seem like this was never going to happen including the time she texted me to postpone our date because she had a bad poison ivy rash I'll see you next time. this was never going to happen, including the time she texted me to postpone our date because she had a bad poison ivy rash. Never in a million years did I think I would ever hear that excuse as a reason for canceling a play date.

It proved to be legit though, and we ended up rescheduling for a few days later. In my last episode, I pretty much just ended it by saying we went back to the hotel after dinner. I left out just a couple of details. Remember, after being the victim of several scam attempts, I am not very trusting in situations like this. There was a very small part of me that still thought there was a chance I was being set up. Or that she would end up changing her mind. After leaving the restaurant, we headed back to the hotel. We drove separately.

She texted me a few minutes later saying that she got held up with a call when she stopped for gas at a gas station and she would be over in a few minutes. I thought to myself, OK, she may be having second thoughts. And then a few minutes later, she called me. And we only ever text like this was the first time she ever called she was calling me i'm like oh crap here we go she's backing out but no she was uh she was actually calling to verify she was at the right hotel the hotel lot was dead okay maybe two other cars total so she was making sure that she was at the correct one.

She was, and she came up to my room. Now, as I mentioned in my last episode, the kicker to all this is that in a room three doors down from us was Eva. She was meeting a guy for a play date at the exact same time. I will get to that part of the story after I finish telling you what happened with Ivy. In fact, Eva is going to join me for that part of the story. So let's begin when Ivy arrived at my room.

One last time, something inside me said there was like a five percent chance i was being set up so i used the peephole when she arrived making sure she didn't bring you know some some muscle goons there to rough me up and rob me and remember uh her arrival was delayed So for all I know, she was waiting on her accomplices. Thankfully, that was not the case. Now, I had the room all set up with mood lighting and music, and she walked in and told me that she was going to take a shower and change into some lingerie. That was pretty awesome.

She did that and then while she was in the bathroom, I made sure everything else was ready to go. You see, she had told me that she was very much into hard sex and impact play. And I admit that is not my preferred way to play. But listeners, I aim to please. And I'm perfectly happy playing that way for her enjoyment. Eva is into light BDSM stuff. So, you know, I have a crop, a Wartenberg wheel, I think it's called, Wartenberger, Wartenberg wheel, something like that.

A flogger, a Wartenberg wheel, I think it's called Wartenberger, Wartenberg wheel, something like that, a flogger, a spread, spreader bar, uh, restraining straps, things like that. You know, we have those in our bedroom and we engage in that sort of stuff occasionally, but not often. Uh, but I, I decided to bring some of that along with me.

So while Ivy was in the shower shower I set up some hand restraints and kind of hid them under the mattress you know I didn't want to use them unless she was comfortable enough and really wanted me to use them and I did want her to see them and think I was expecting you know expecting it so so she came out of the bathroom wearing some very sexy black lingerie, nothing too revealing, but, but very sexy. I was sitting on the couch in the room and she approaches me. I told her how sexy she looked and she thanked me, gave me a hug.

And that's when she told me that she was nervous because she had never done this before and that she wanted to follow my lead I was very surprised the way she acted I was led to believe this was not her first rodeo I expressed the surprise and we laughed because I told her you know I thought I would be following her lead but I told her everything would be fine and I would make sure that she was very comfortable every step of the way then I had to pee when I came back from the bathroom she was laying on the bed waiting for me I laid down next to her and Let's do it.

When I came back from the bathroom, she was laying on the bed waiting for me. I laid down next to her and just kind of gently put my arm around her and kind of just caressed her arm gently. And she repositioned herself on her stomach so that I had full access to her neck and back. and my friends you you will think I am exaggerating when I say this, but I promise I am not. She stayed in that position for two hours.

I spent the next two hours touching, massaging, and kissing her, all while she remained flat on her stomach as time went on i got you know more and more brave with my explorations okay i you know she loved the way i kissed her neck and and told me so i started uh caressing and kissing her legs then her butt and she got more and more vocal and you know more and more wild riled up as i went her her moans and her sounds were so hot but i expected as i got her more and more riled up she would flip over and face me but she never did and i couldn't tell if She was just nervous you know still getting comfortable or if this was just the way she liked it you know maybe she was a pillow princess or maybe she wanted to be more assertive and flip her over when I was ready.

But I just wasn't sure. And I didn't know what to do. It was just very, very strange. After I gained her trust a little bit, I asked if I could use the wheel on her, the Wartenberg wheel. And she said yes. And she seemed to love it. but still remained on her stomach. I decided to take a chance and slap her ass, gently at first, and then a little harder. She liked it and said thank you, but still remained on her stomach. She told me how good my touch felt and how relaxing it was, but still remained on her stomach. I asked her if I could use the crop on her.

She said yes and seemed to really enjoy it, but still remained on her stomach. At one point, I got her really excited, and she turned her head around and started kissing me for a few seconds. And I thought, you know, that's the indicator. That was the indicator that things were about to go to the next level. But then went right back to laying on her stomach. Now, I was certainly not getting frustrated because I was enjoying every minute of this, but I was getting confused. She was making no indication that, you know, we would actually be having sex. Did I misread something?

was she expecting a more tame first date or was she hoping like i said earlier that i would get more assertive and you know take matters into my own hands as someone who can't read people well i honestly did not know what to do. I was just very confused. I ended up catching a bit of a break, though. As I was laying next to her, kissing her back and neck and kind of caressing her legs, she finally offered a window of sorts.

You know, up until this moment, and again, we're talking like two hours here she wasn't being very inviting with her downstairs area and i didn't know if she wanted me to touch her there she never offered me an opening she never you know i i didn't want to like wiggle, like, wiggle my hands in there. I, you know, I wanted to almost, like, be invited. I wanted to know she was ready. But as I was caressing her legs, she finally spread them as if to invite me to probe further. So I did. Oh, man, but this lingerie was very constricting.

There was no visible buttons or snaps or zippers, at least that I could see. So first I started playing with her through the lingerie, which was soaking wet. And then I got braver. I allowed my fingers to slide underneath. And started touching her lips skin to skin. And then I was able to slide my fingers inside. And she seemed to really enjoy that.

But still gave me no indication that I should do anything more than that I mean I wanted to give her oral sex but I couldn't even do that with all that lingerie on now during all this I happened to peek at my watch and Eva had texted me to inform me that they had finished. Her and the guy she was with had finished. And I was kind of feeling like if something was going to happen here, it better happen soon. As I pondered what to do, Ivy asked me to get her vibrator and use it on her. So I did, but she still stayed on her stomach.

And I was getting, I was getting really, really riled up by fingering her and using that vibrator, how wet she was and the sound she was making. So I, I decided I just needed to flat out ask her. Okay.

I, and i can't remember the exact words i used but i said something like um how like how badly i wanted to be inside her and she responded with something like you're in charge i'm in i'm here for your pleasure i was like okay well if that's the case, I flipping you over so I gently flipped her over onto her back and kissed her and played with her nipples I mean we're we're two hours into this play date two hours into play and I hadn't even touched her boobs or her nipples yet and that was just just strange to me. And we also kissed a little bit more.

You know, two hours in, we hardly even kissed. You know, not bad. You know, I'm not saying this is a bad thing. It was just different, just strange for me. And then I told her I needed to get a condom and that I was embarrassed to admit that i had no idea how to remove her lingerie so um as i got the condom she took off the bottom part of the lingerie and then get this she flipped back over onto her stomach. So at that point, I was like, okay, I guess that's how she likes it. I guess that's how she wanted it. She laid prone bone, and I proceeded to enter her.

um it was quite enjoyable, but, but that was the position she stayed in and I didn't want to rock the boat at all. So I, I didn't try to like reposition her or anything. I just, I found it strange that we had this play date and we, you know, hardly kissed. um i I hardly had any opportunity for breast or nipple play. Um, I did not give her oral sex. Uh, I, you know, I, I still don't know at this point, I still don't know if she was shaved or not. You know, I don't know what her front looked like. And, and she did not give any attention to my dick whatsoever.

Like didn't, didn't touch it, didn't suck it, didn't even look at it. And, you know, again, I'm not complaining. I had a great time. It was just different. You know, when all was, when all was done, um, I laid next to her for a little bit, and we talked and laughed. It was nice. I was pleased that she didn't immediately want to get her clothes back on and leave, because I think that would have been an indicator that she did not have a good time. I would say after another 20, 30 minutes maybe, she said that she should get going. We hugged goodbye, and we both said we had a great time.

It was a fantastic and, dare I say, successful evening. I texted her the next day and thanked her, last night and said I hope to see her again someday. She responded that she had fun and thanked me for the evening, but never specifically indicated she wanted to see me again.

A few days later, she did text me, though, to see how my week was going and wanted to know when we could schedule another play date that was an exciting moment and a sense of relief you know I was I was so worried that I was doing something wrong because you know she stayed on her stomach that whole time and and yet she had a good enough time to want to see me again so so we will see we'll see where this goes um at the time of this recording we kind of have a tentative date set but um not a not one set in stone so um Um, and one more thing I hadn't, I haven't mentioned yet during this whole process, this whole process with Ivy, our, our two dates included, Eva has yet to meet this woman.

I fucked a woman that Eva has never met. That was something we never anticipated happening. And you know you know what we we both found it kind of hot it was kind of a turn on uh it's an exciting element neither one of us expected now the plan is for them to meet at some point but until then it's just you know just adds an element of mystery and intrigue. So I'm going to stop the recording right now, and I'm going to bring in Eva so that we can talk about her experience.

So if there's like a gap in the audio or something clunky, please forgive me, but I'm stopping the audio now bringing in eva now let's talk about eva i'm i have brought eva in here and she is with me now to join me for this segment hello eva hello evan all right it's been a long time it has been a long time actually so glad you're back um i want to say that uh eva and i we have a rule and we've uh talked about this before on the podcast um we don't include single guys in our dynamic now you know eva is allowed to play separately but you know only with lifestyle guys we have met we we trust, and are generally comfortable with.

And since we block, or at least I block, single guys on all the lifestyle sites anyway, her solo play is kind of restricted to the male half of couples with whom we have shared previous experiences. You know, people we've played with. With one exception. So let's tell the listeners about Jordan. So you and Jordan went to high school together. Yep. And you always had a crush on him. No, not really a crush. I'll see pining away. I didn't draw his name in my notebook over and over. I got you. Or put my last name with his or his last name after mine or draw hearts.

you didn't carve your initials no trees no i just thought he was good looking and he was he seemed nice i don't know if we ever actually really spoke we never had a conversation in high school that's for sure i just saw him on the bus we rode the bus together okay that makes sense Well, for the purpose of this podcast, we're going to call it a crush. Okay, we can call it a crush. But for the record, I've never had a crush on anyone except you. Oh, isn't that sweet? In college. All right, well, back to our story.

So, went to high to high school together after graduation you guys really didn't you know you didn't see each other much you maybe bumped into each other on occasion uh i would have bumped into him when you bumped into him right and in particular there was one there's one particular bumping that um, at a party hosted by a mutual friend of ours, uh, at this particular party. Um, I kind of hit it off as friends do with, with Jordan myself.

Um, I found him to be a very cool guy and he must have at least thought I was at least slightly cool, too, because we found ourselves establishing a very odd kind of friendship.

so um we had we had spoken in person maybe two or three times in our lives and yet since that party we stayed in touch over facebook messenger and our friendship kind of evolved how long ago was that party i don't know it was how 10 years maybe we dressed up as pirates yes and uh yeah at least 10 years yeah well it got to a point in you know building this friendship over messenger um where we would actually confide in each other a lot and we just were comfortable talking about everything plus i found his wife to be super hot and he found eva to be super hot i would like to interject please do that i truly don't think he had ever noticed me at all other than a person that attended his high school and rode the bus with him you know before we could drive ourselves to school until that party because of something you did uh-huh tell people what that was i don't even i mean i was too drunk yes i don't truly remember it so but apparently i am told that i had had a little bit too much to drink, which is not a common thing for me, especially back then.

And I just knelt right down at this party. Yeah, I was sitting at the bar. Like a backyard bar. Yeah, so I was sitting on the bar stool. And I just decided I was going to give you a blowjob. Why did I do that, though? I mean, I wouldn't have done that. Was I dared? No, you were drunk and horny. I had to have been dared. Nope, you were drunk and horny. I don't think so. I promise you. And you just kind of started unzipping me, and Jordan was sitting right next to me while this was happening. Which I don't remember at all.

all and he uh i think he enjoyed what he saw and i think that is the first time he actually noticed me i don't know well i'll have to ask him as like an attractive person i can't imagine that someone like oh she seems a lot of fun can i am a lot of fun you are a lot i am a lot of fun even vanilla but physically was fun physically you're also very attractive and as a heterosexual male he would have recognized that you were incredibly attractive i truly don't know because he would have met me in the awkward, like, fifth, sixth, seventh grade years. You know, the braces and the perm and... Sure.

But you evolved from that. Clearly, Harry. I don't know. He was a little bit older, so he might have been out of high school before I made that evolution. Well, like I said, I could find out, so...

Well, I can find out yeah you want me to text him right now no we'll we'll finish this we'll mess with that later and i can hold the phone up to the mic that would be hilarious oh we should have done that we should be a caller maybe we'll get him next time okay we'll have to maybe do like a bonus episode or something oh well it could be just have him come over all right well all right back to my story then um so found his wife to be hot as well uh he found eva to be hot so uh we started exchanging sexy photos of our wives and for the record eva was perfectly fine with this um even though i i think it started i was doing it behind your back i think you didn't know at first but then i came clean i didn't know at first but that's fine yeah and so she was fine with it um because i'm fun because you are fun i'm fine and then i even at some point told jordan about eva's crush on him or whatever you are fun.

I'm fun. And then I even at some point told Jordan about Eva's crush on him, or whatever you call it. Pseudo crush. Pseudo crush, or that you found him hot. Okay, so he was well aware that you found him exceptionally attractive. Okay, but I cannot be the only woman who he was aware that found him attractive. Oh, yeah. He's very attractive. He is a very good-looking guy. I will definitely give you that.

So you and he, you chatted with him on Facebook Messenger once in a while, you know, because you guys went to the same high school, you had friends in common, you could reminisce about teachers, old stomping grounds, things like that. So you had topics of discussion and uh you know i will say listener that uh eva mentioned fairly frequently whenever you know jordan came into the conversation now she mentioned how hot that she thought he was and when we entered the lifestyle and therefore became ethically non-monogamous Let's do this.

that she thought he was and when we entered the lifestyle and therefore became ethically non-monogamous you know jordan seemed to be like one of one of your fantasy fucks like who you know someone you would have you would love to yeah probably yeah and jordan knew this He, I, in fact, maybe when you brought up that you wanted to do this and do swinging and become you know lifestyle or whatever I might have brought him up first like maybe maybe Jordan and his wife would do it with us I think you might be right I think I'm right and even if even if we don't remember for sure that would make a whole lot of logical sense yeah so yeah yeah and and jordan knew this because you know like i said we confided in each other about virtually everything and at one point i even proposed a full swap with him and his.

Jordan liked the idea, but unfortunately his wife was not interested.

I always found, I found their dynamic to be an interesting one because Jordan seemed to let his wife have all the extramarital fun that she wanted, but she never allowed him to do the same like she never reciprocated you know always always sex with a random guy or MFM threesomes with another guy but never right so I don't know I just I could never let you do that like I don't think i would be able to handle that like the jealousy or the envy or whatever you want to call it well i would never be what's the word i don't know the word i don't know i would never expect to do something i didn't want you to do of course i guess i wouldn't i don't i can't think of where i'm going but you know they were happy that was their thing you know that was their business then well i was annoyed about it it's you the whole time i know but then things changed things changed because last fall uh jordan and his wife unfortunately separated which is sad it is sad.

It is sad. We are not happy about that. We are not. No. I'm not sure. Maybe you know this. Are they officially divorced at this time? I don't know. We don't know. But he was essentially a single man now.

And Eva and I knew that her having sex with Jordan now became a very very real possibility you know i believe i brought that up i almost immediately i remember expressed my remorse definitely because we were separation in the bedroom i remember that exact moment i was laying on the bed when you said that so uh you know at that point we we were we're, we still are against playing with single guy playing with single guys, but this was an exception. This was a very cool and unique circumstance.

Um, I had crushes in high school, you know, there were plenty of girls that I thought We thought were very hot and i can't imagine how awesome it would be to have sex with a high school crush even all these years later this was like a dream come true situation i mean who gets to fuck their old high school crush? I guess you do. I guess so, but I still, I don't, I don't, I just feel like crush is inaccurate. Okay. Do you consider it? I mean, these girls that you thought were hot in high school, you consider that you had a crush on them? I guess not. There are lots of hot guys. I mean.

I guess not. We have two exceptionally hot neighbors. I don't have a crush on either one of them. Okay. All right. Well, until we, until we find a better word to describe it, I'll just stick with crush. All right. Now, I will admit to you, listeners, this took a while for it to come into fruition, and a big part of it was my fault. Most of it was your fault. Most of it was my fault.

I admit that I was very envious not jealous but envious envious of eva and how she could have a solo date pretty much whenever she wanted and i i told her that she could have a play date with jordan and while it was often discussed a plan never really was put into motion and i i told her i was fine with it but honestly i think she felt bad for me no comment on that so she knew that i had been hoping to find solo options and knew that i was a little envious and she was afraid that i would get upset if she and Jordan had a play date while I sat at home, you know, wishing I had someone I could have a solo date with.

And she pretty much told me that. Yeah. She pretty much came out and told me. I don't know why I wouldn't. And, you know, I told her otherwise, but she never did set up a date with Jordan. Because you have said that in the past. I understand that. And I went ahead and did it. I understand that. And immediately regretted it as soon as I came home. That was an episode I did. I did mention that in an episode once. I can't remember which one. So your assurances. I set a precedence. I understand. Your assurances kind of fell on deaf ears. Yes. But I truly was okay.

And, um, but it still never came into fruition. Um, but when this whole situation with Ivy came up, were you looking at the mic? I was just making sure the mic was on. The screen, yeah. Because the screen timed out, so. Well, so this whole situation with Ivy came up and once it became almost a certainty that I would be seeing Ivy, I think it was maybe five seconds afterwards that you got in touch with Jordan to set up something on your own. Oh yeah, for sure. Did you mention, because I didn't hear the first part of this podcast. Did you mention that I have still never met Ivy?

Yes, I did mention that. Okay. Yes. Which is kind of another unique thing. Yeah. It was different. I saw her through the peephole okay well anyway so when I I saw her through the peephole. Okay, well, anyway, so when Ivy and I changed our play date to Sunday after her poison Ivy incident, it suddenly became an even more exciting proposition. You know, we would rent two hotel rooms, the same hotel, obviously, and then she and Jordan would go to one room. Ivy and I would go to the other.

And then afterwards, after all was said and done, we would meet up for reclaimed sex in one of the rooms after our guests had departed. And Eva just whacked her elbow on the side of the desk. I'm okay. Kiss it. Now, the buildup to this was intense. All right, so Eva and I got to the hotel first. Then I left to go and have dinner with Ivy. And then in some just strange but awesome coincidence, both Ivy and Jordan seemed to show up at the hotel at approximately the same time. Oh, like within a minute and a half of each other. Yeah. And Eva and I, we kept touch with each other.

They were probably in the lobby together. And then she got in the elevator, came up, and it probably went down, and he got in it. I have to ask. I'll have to ask Ivy if. No, I have to ask Jordan if he drove a pickup truck there. Because. I don't know what he drove. Because Ivy mentioned that she thinks she saw your date arrive in a pickup truck. Oh. I don't think I told you that. No, you didn't. So. All right. Well, Eva and I, we kept in touch over a text message. You know, she told me when he arrived, and I told her how Ivy was taking a shower and going to put on some sexy lingerie for me.

And we just had some, you know, other back-and-forth messages as the excitement built. And let me tell you, it was a lot of excitement. I later told Eva, and I might have mentioned this earlier, that this night might have been the hottest lifestyle adventure we've ever had. She even sent me, Eva sent me before and after selfies from the hotel room and then after it all happened. So it was just so much fun. And that's so you could see how much fun I had. I definitely could tell. I mean, the after picture, my hair was all frizzy. I love the after pictures.

My makeup was like running or off one of the others. And what I think made it more fun and special was that, you know, this has always been kind of a fantasy of ours, but not only did I get to have my own fun in another room with another woman, but I also experienced joy from the fact that Eva finally got to have sex with Jordan, someone she, you know, had fantasized about for a while.

And, you know, I know you don't like the word crush, crush but i was like she got to fuck her high school crush yeah and i'm the type of guy who you know at christmas time i get more joy from giving gifts than receiving gifts i'm that type of person i love seeing people happy and so i got i got to see eva experience this the same night that i had this awesome solo date myself so um and i am slightly embarrassed to admit this but uh when i came back to the when we came back to your room after everything was done when you came over yeah yeah when i i went to eva's, the reclaimed sex lasted about 15 seconds.

Yeah, it was pretty quick. That's okay. That's all right. I just had really, really good sex. It's okay. Well, so did I. I was just so turned on. I know, but I knew I was going to get it again later, so. It was really intense. And just kind of another, I guess, funny little anecdote here. when ivy left, uh, Eva asked me to come down to her room and, you know, just say hi to Jordan. Cause I don't get to see him very often. And, uh, he had driven a little bit to get there. And so I did reluctantly, you know, I didn't want to like weird him out.

You know, he had just fucked his friend's wife and I had never done something like that before. This was kind of a new thing, but yeah yeah it was very new for him yeah but eva assured me he was fine with it so i went down said hello we chatted a bit uh they were very interested in my evening what happened well yeah because did you mention when you were talking about what happened with your date that I texted you to say, Yes, that you were done. Hey, we're done with round one. I hadn't even finished. What are we going to be doing here? Because we really didn't set like an ending time.

We didn't. Which was good, but. Yes, we both were able to take our time. Yeah. So anyway, so we talked for a little bit.

He was fully clothed when I walked in and you were still completely naked which is awesome it's a time saver why would i put my clothes back on knowing you're gonna take them all back off i'm not saying it was a bad thing at all saying it was an awesome thing i walked in and you're still naked i know it's great yeah so um it was a spectacular evening for both of us and i think later on after we got home and you can correct me if i'm wrong did we have sex again i want to say we did like before we went to bed so but i don't remember every sexual encounter i have with you so well it was just the cherry on top probably for an incredible night sure so why did you come to my to come to our room you wanted me to you invited me you said why don't you come down so yeah but i feel like i was gonna come to your room i don't know i don't remember how it worked out but she had left and i said i was done or whatever and you said well why don't you come down so yeah because me because jordan was still in your room i don't know so oh i think at at one point no maybe i said i'll come down to your rooms because there's no wet spot oh yeah that's right because there was no wet spot you did say that i did so i wonder why i wonder why we decided on your room i don't remember i don't either so i don I didn't want to put my clothes on.

That's why. Oh, there you go. I said, I don't want to get dressed. You come down here. Okay. Yep. Now I remember that. Yeah. We'll just work around the wet spot. So we did. I have something to contribute here. Sure. Please. That I don't even think I ever told you. Oh, boy. What? Okay. So this was like a fantasy fulfilled for you. hot hot night okay so you were thinking about me finally fucking jordan and knowing what a good time i'm having over there i was thinking about you when i was thinking about you because a lot of the night I wasn't thinking about you. Right.

You know, in the moment and thinking about him. Of course. I was mainly just worried that it was going to all fall apart for you and you were not going to get to fuck her. And then once again, I got to do something that you didn't get to do and you're disappointed and yeah no yeah it worked out thankfully so and that was like my last episode was that's what it was about it was all about the build-up to this and how i kept thinking it was going to fall apart and it didn't so well i kept thinking it was going to fall apart too too. Yeah. Well. For one or both of us. But it didn't. But it didn't.

You remember when we were even driving to the hotel? Yeah. I said, okay, I'm watching my phone because I'm going to get a message from Jordan that he has a flat tire. Yep. Or that he got rear-ended. Or that his son got sick or something. It was a long road. It was a long road to get to that point. His son did call him on FaceTime. I'll see you next time.

offended or that his son got sick or something it was a long road it was a long road to get to that point his son did call him on facetime before yeah things got started to get into the bathroom actually i think he called him like three times there was something wrong with his car i don't know jeez but it was cute my brother called me did he yes of course he did yeah we always that's kind of like the running gag with us is that no matter what we do every time we do something spicy every time every time we have a lifestyle event every time my brother or my sister or maybe even my my parents somebody calls or texts and usually it's a phone call every time yeah so and that's almost the only time it's like they have like lifestyle radar or something like they know it's really crazy so yep all right well eva thank you for joining us today thank you you're welcome that was awesome so with that we're gonna wrap things up here really hope you enjoyed listening to these last two episodes um i don't remember if i mentioned this earlier, but, don't know if I told you this, but I actually had two complaints from listeners.

Why? Because the last episode was a cliffhanger. Oh, yeah. They were disappointed with me. You told me about the one. I actually got two. Really? Yes. Oh, you'll have to tell me who the other one was. Yes.

So made up made made up for it tonight with this one because this was kind of a longer episode and it wrapped up the loose end so hopefully hopefully it was worth it everybody so um and hopefully there'll be a repeat yes and we'll tell you more about it so uh exciting for me exciting for us to share all this with you and i I hope it was an entertaining experience to listen to it, as probably not as fun as living it like we did. Doing it, no, surely not. But come back again, listen to us again sometime if you're interested.

In the meantime, as always, feel free, contact me, questions, comments, suggestions, for me or Eva. Oh, nobody ever contacts me. Nobody, no, nobody's ever sent a question for Eva, unfortunately, yet. To find me, you can look me up on Kik or Instagram. Just look for Evan Deenson. That's E-V-A-N-D-E-A-N-S-O-N. Or you can use old-fashioned email, evandeenson at gmail.com, or search for the Evan Swings page on Blue Sky. We'd love to hear from you. And again, with Eva, if you send her a question, that gives me an excuse to get her back on the show. So just hopefully that'll encourage some of that.

Until next time. I don't have nearly as much to say as you do. I know, but some people find your voice sexy. Well, I mean, okay, that's great, but what do you want me to do? I don't know. much to say as you do i know but some people find your voice sexy so well i mean okay that's great but what do you want me to do recite the alphabet i think there's yeah well we'll find reasons we'll find an excuse i'll practice making the alphabet sexy oh god all right ladies and gents we're signing off until next time be safe be naughty remember always live life to the fullest