Trump Jokes
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A guy says to his buddy, "This inflation is killing my family. Now we're only eating two meals a day!" And his buddy says, "You think that's bad? Batteries are so expensive my wife started having sex with me again."
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The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Is this the same Project Veritas that has been caught again and again lying and deceiving? https://www brennancenter org/our-work/research-reports/deceptive-tactics-manufacture-evidence-face-consequences-both-and-out So yeah, zero credibil…
Trumps Iranian War
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Gonna be boots on the ground within a month, for sure..... Yet another LIE from the orange chump who promised for sure while campaigning he would never put boots on the ground.
Trumps Iranian War
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"Iran oil revenue soars as it's the only exporter out of Hormuz" That's the headline from https://www bloomberg com/news/articles/2026-03-26/iran-oil-revenue-soars-as-it-s-the-only-exporter-out-of-hormuz Trump's own words: "MIGA - Make Ira…
Trump Quote of the Day
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. I don't like Trump, JFC, now you say you don't like Trump. Maybe because he's eff'ing everything up right and left. Maybe you should have thought of that before singing his praises and voting for him.
Trump Jokes
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Window!!! Glad to see you're still fighting the good fight against the morons trashing our country again. Last Reptard pres there was a stupid war started for no reason, and then the great financial crisis which was the worst since the gre…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Great, you idiots just believe whatever they feed you. The Trump admin themselves announced they were removing sanctions on Iranian oil: https://thehill com/policy/energy-environment/5794259-trump-lifts-iranian-oil-sanctions/ I honestly tr…
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Trump is removing sanctions on Iranian oil for 60 days. These sanctions have been in place since 2015. Only Iranian tankers and cargo vessels, as well as allied countries of Iran (eg China) or those Iran has a deal with, are allowed throug…
Trump Jokes
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Forfun definitely has TDS... so deranged he thinks the orange jesus is the messiah. That's what cults are all about. And of course the propagandists in the brainwashed cult that everyone else has TDS.. .when in fact it's they who have TDS.…
Burn it all down
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Do you mean by those German immigrants? I don't see any native born southerners involved much.
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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No, I agree inflation was higher in the aftermath of covid, due to supply chain disruptions, as it was EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD, including those run by far right administrations. So it was a global phenomenom. I ALSO think that Biden did ma…
Burn it all down
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LOL, just check out the number of patents generated by each state. https://fredblog stlouisfed org/2021/05/the-distribution-of-patents-across-u-s-states/ Out of the top 20 states in patents generated per capital, I see only TWO red states.…
Burn it all down
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All those things about the south are true, but you never hear anything about people retiring and moving north.... Funny thing, I just saw this article in the NY Times about retirees moving from the south to NYC! https://www nytimes com/202…
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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What are you talking about, Trump reversed the downward going trend. Inflation was heading toward the 2% Fed Reserve target until Trump came along. It's been trending upward toward the 3% level over the past year. I'm not believe anyone bu…
Trump Jokes
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In these troubling times, here's some humor to make things seems just a little bit okay: “I can’t believe our bombs are now smarter than our President.” - Jon Stewart. "I feel about Trump helping take out the Ayatollah the way I felt at th…
Burn it all down
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You say punishment, but I think that retaining $900M vs retaining $1B is not much of a punishment... And think about how they made that money? It wasn't through their hard work. It was their exploitation of the system, either by exploiting…
Burn it all down
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If you don't want medicare, then just opt out of it. The rest of us want our healthcare when we're retired after a long life of working. BTW, the RICH have been getting tax cuts right and left, in the first Trump admin and then now with th…
Burn it all down
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https://democrats-budget house gov/resources/fact-sheet/president-bidens-2025-budget-protects-medicare-and-lowers-health-care-costs Umm, hello, here was the last proposal from the Biden administration, back in March 2024. TLDR - it propose…
Burn it all down
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https://fortune dot com/2026/02/23/how-trump-wiped-out-12-years-of-medicare-funding-cbo-one-big-beautiful-bill/ "In less than a year, Trump erased 12 years of solvency for the trust fund that pays for Medicare Part A" Not too surprising th…
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The video very clearly shows the honorable Mr. Pretti, Veterans Admin ICU nurse and universally described by everyone who knew him as a "good person," wasn't attacking the officers.
Trump Jokes
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We all know southern states harbor way more illegal immigrants. They're exploited in all the rural jobs and elsewhere. So your numbers just prove that southern states harbor more illegal immigrants.
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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It's true my gas is down. Paying $2.60 here in NY. But my health insurance is literally ***over 20% higher***, my car insurance is 15% higher (following a big jump last year as well), and home insurance is up double digits after, you guess…
Trump Jokes
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OK, it does look like there was a drop this year. But let's look at the numbers over time. Homicides per 100K by year 2016 - 5.38 (Last year of Obama) 2020 - 6.55 (Last year of Trump1, a 22% increase over Obama) 2024 - 4.98 (Last year of B…
Short Jokes
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Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
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Hahaha, I just have to laugh at all the pedo supporters on the extreme right here. Just popped in to see how the evil people were going to twist themselves up now that's it's 100% clear what Chump and Epstein were up to all those years han…
Tracking Tariffs and other Economic Policies
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From the NY Times: How the Trump Administration Is Giving Even More Tax Breaks to the Wealthy The Treasury Department and Internal Revenue Service are issuing rules that provide hundreds of billions of dollars in tax relief to big companie…
Administration Corruption
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"Trump Offers Private Dinner to Top 220 Investors in His Memecoin" "The offer, which caused President Trump’s memecoin to surge in price, was his family’s latest effort to profit from cryptocurrencies." https://www nytimes com/2025/04/23/t…
Trump Jokes
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Why does Trump always store a potato in his underpants? He wants to be USA's first dicktater.
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Kristi Noem’s Bag, With Security Badge and $3,000, Is Stolen The homeland security secretary was dining at a Washington, D.C., restaurant. She also lost her passport and keys. The head of homeland security herself can't keep her own bag sa…
Political Quote of the Day
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“Here we are, weeks in, and you’re still unable to proffer me any evidence with regard to malfeasance." Judge rules against Trump admin after it couldn’t find evidence of fraud in Biden clean energy program. A federal judge ruled against t…
Trump Jokes
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To substantiate his claim that he is a ‘very stable genius’, Trump had his brain examined in an MRI scanner. Researchers found that his brain was indeed special: in his left brain, nothing was right—and in his right brain, nothing was left.
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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In a very dangerous world where we already couldn't make ammunition fast enough, DOGE is cutting jobs at ammunition plants??? Please, someone, make this make sense to me! Chump did say that he was all about just doing things that are commo…
How's your 401k doing lately??
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My opinion was that Chump was going to tank the economy, and the market. So people's retirements were going to be in jeopardy, which, if you were long the market these past couple of days.... Well, everyone knows what happened. Actually, I…
Political Quote of the Day
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Not a political quote, but here's one relevant for our times: Mark Twain: "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."
The Leopards Ate My Face
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It's been 60 days. Elon himself says he's been saving $2B per day since DOGE got started. Funny that the expenses during his time doing all this "great work" have been HIGHER than Biden's over the same time period by 7.4%. Even if you say…
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"taking selfies in the capital building" yeah... lol. That's why people hate you right-wingers. The videos of what went down on Jan 6 were not "people taking selfies." Keep up your hypocrisy. You reap what you sow.
The Leopards Ate My Face
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LOL, Elmo already said he has saved $1T. Whatever. That's what you call fake news.
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@fun, did you even read what I wrote? I'm a law and order guy, I don't agree with the violence. But since you rep-tards don't believe in law and order, you should not be surprised if you find people being violent against you. "Violence beg…
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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Well, at least you're not so easy to delude that you just dismiss everything you don't like as "fake news". I missed the earlier discussion, but I think you are wrong about the facts. If you read the cost summary from the Pentagon, they es…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Well, I have to say, I'm against arson. However, considering what sh*thead hypocrites republicans have been about Jan 6, I have to say they brought it upon themselves. If you don't respect the law, then other people won't respect the law.
The Leopards Ate My Face
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Well, to all of you who say that DOGE is saving us SOOO much money, here is the actual fact. The Treasury Dept regularly publishes how much the government is spending, and the fine folks at the Hamilton project have written a neat little a…
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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@fun, don't you ever get tired of being wrong and being a puppet for the right wing? Every news organization is reporting this. So they're all lying??? "Southwest border mission has cost $330M so far -- with over $40M for Guantanamo Bay al…
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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U.S. Has Spent $40 Million to Jail About 400 Migrants at Guantánamo for one month! That's $100K per month, or $1.2 MILLION per year per migrant. Just eff'ing great. Is anyone going to do something about this waste, fraud and abuse? https:/…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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"CNN saying Trump has never been as popular as he is right now." It's funny how the way you phrase things changes the meaning completely. Yes, Chump has never been as popular as **he** right now, but what they should also say is that he is…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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From the Atlantic article: "Earlier this week, Polish President Andrzej Duda overtly proposed that US nuclear warheads be deployed on Polish soil." "Duda’s remarks epitomize growing uncertainty, or even nervousness, among Central Europe’s…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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@marion, that wasn't an opinion piece. That was reporting based on interviews with government officials in those countries, or from public comments made from govt officials in those countries. For instance, Poland already has requested nuk…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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@2out - I literally do know a few government employees. My brother serves in the army, for instance. But I also know a few others pretty well, such as program managers for R&D in the energy department. Given their expertise and credentials…
Congratulations if you voted for Trump
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Kristi Noem to Trump’s Cabinet: I’m ‘Going to Eliminate’ FEMA https://www thedailybeast com/kristi-noem-to-trumps-cabinet-im-going-to-eliminate-fema/ Not sure if this is true, but I think it's a stupid move if it is.... There are more disa…
Only the best people
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And in more happy news from this administration: "In its zeal to release unredacted secret documents from the government’s JFK assassination files, the Trump administration has made public the Social Security numbers and other sensitive pe…
Only the best people
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Yeah, those war plans being shared with a journalist in real time has been called "the dumbest of the dumbass things ever in national security history." So Molly, I guess you are right, these do blow away the Clinton emails by a mile.
The Leopards Ate My Face
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"From Berlin to Tokyo, the fears of a new nuclear arms race" "Trump's foreign policy could increase the number of nuclear armed states to 25." "Among the countries now considering nuclear options are Germany, Poland, South Korea, and Japan…
Only the best people
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Nobody better ever talk about Clinton's emails ever again. Wait, Clinton's emails were the best! All those boring email about "What are you ordering for dinner? Might need to order for us too.". /s
Covid destroys the flu.
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Well, yes, how these people caught measles in the first place was of course investigated when it happened. This was back in 2018-2019. Here's a New England Journal of Medicine article that mentions where some got their infection: "Measles…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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Honestly, how else do you explain someone shouting out support for billionaires against a regular ol' joe just trying to do his job?
Covid destroys the flu.
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@marion, in the case of the current TX outbreak, it is known that it started in a Mennonite community. I haven't seen any reporting on how those initial cases got started, but I do know that there are many Mennonite communities in Mexico,…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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@2out, you should really ask yourself, why do you hate the people just trying to make a living? And why do the MAGAt people hate them? They hate them so much that they voted for an entire cabinet worth of multi-billionaires, plus a rogue m…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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@2out, I think the point is that the political appointees running the place are f*cking up all over, so that things like the Alaskan fishery economy worth many billions of dollars are being trashed. Many of these little people which you so…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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Wasn't me who said overfishing, the fisherman said overfishing! I guess you just blasted whatever was in your head without reading the source article I posted, but I'll quote from it: "Bluefish tuna were overfished in the mid-Atlantic this…
Political Quote of the Day
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@fun, there are tons of good reasons, depending on what money you are talking about. The $400M funding that Chump used to strong-arm Columbia Univ included about $250M NIH funding, among which were studies for treatments for chronic illnes…
Political Quote of the Day
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If you look up how many customers the typical mid-sized bank has, it's 1-4 M. The moron in DOGE claims that same bank would have 1-200 employees in IT. [ed note, the 1 there sounds dubious but what do you expect coming from a moron]. Anywa…
Covid destroys the flu.
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OMG, if you don't know, it's the Americans not getting the measles vaccines. In the TX case, it started in Mennonite communities. Some of you are in TX and don't know this? Your propaganda machine is strong, your mind is weak.
The Leopards Ate My Face
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Well, here's Chump f*cking up the fishing industry: "Trump’s regulatory freeze is disrupting the US fishing industry" "From the Atlantic to Alaska, fishermen say overfishing and fleet delays are shaking up a $320 billion industry." https:/…
Political Quote of the Day
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Ah... the DOGE morons who are proving themselves terrible at math yet again. The IRS actually handles $5 TRILLION dollars. That's the amount paid in taxes each year. So the math moron is off by a few zero's.... Also, I guess it's over 100M…
Covid destroys the flu.
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Are people actually having measles parties in Texas? I just read that in the social media there, some people are encouraging it. Seems epically stupid to me. Chicken pox parties, back in the day when there wasn't a vaccine for chicken pox,…
Trump Jokes
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How do MAGA supporters explain why they cannot perform in bed? Erection fraud.
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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These are intimate meetings, not your cheesy $2400 dinner with 100's of others. What do you think a one-to-one meeting means? Did you get to lobby him to benefit your company?
The Leopards Ate My Face
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Umm, of course the quote by Lutnick is real, that's a direct quote. The closing of the SS office in White Plains is real, as are the many others being shut down (over 40 across the country). Even the Republican rep in the area is arguing t…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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@Molly, that's practically a bargain compared to the $5M to get a one-on-one meeting with Chump, and $1M for a group meeting. https://www wired com/story/people-paying-millions-donald-trump-mar-a-lago/
Administration Corruption
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"People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago" "Business leaders are paying as much as $5 million to meet one-on-one with the president at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1 million a…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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Commerce Secretary Lutnick specifically said, exact quote, "Let's say Social Security didn't send out their checks this month. My mother-in-law, who's 94, she wouldn't call and complain. She just wouldn't. She'd think something got messed…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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@tbr, And you know who benefits? Criminal TAX EVADERS! Losers like mickey who are MOOCHING off the rest of us. Another fun fact... The DEFICIT is LARGER so far during Chump's presidency compared to last year. Like any good businessman know…
Political Quote of the Day
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Who knows? Let the usual law enforcement handle that. That's not the major problem with Tesla. The problem is that they are losing sales right and left, and this loss in sales is independent of all the flashier stuff. And they are losing s…
Political Quote of the Day
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Yeah, if you own either the S&P500 index or NASDAQ index, you own Tesla. So what? I think Gov. Walz is trying to tell the people who run the pensions that if if they own Tesla directly, then they should sell it. Seems like a smart thing to…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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@gv, is your point that losing 20% of buying power over 15 years is somehow the equivalent of people threatening to take it away for good? There's a simple answer to this... no one should be threatening to take away SS, especially when the…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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I actually don't give a f*ck because I'm not a registered Democrat. I just care about the seniors, like my mother, who may be and are getting f*cked by this administration. So shut up about the Democratic party which is NOT IN CONTROL OF A…
The Leopards Ate My Face
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What a pathetic comeback, lol.
The Leopards Ate My Face
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Billionaire Howard Lutnick, current Commerce Sec - "Let's say Social Security didn't send out their checks this months. My mother-in-law is 94, she wouldn't call up and complain. She just wouldn't. She would think something got messed up a…
MMFM
in Bi Couples ·
Only did that once and it was totally a blast. Harder to make happen then it seems, unfortunately...
Tracking Tariffs and other Economic Policies
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Chinese company BYD Now Promises Five-Minute EV Charging BYD reveals its megawatt charging system (MCS) for its passenger cars, promising a gain of 249 miles of range in just five minutes at up to 1,000 kW. The BYD Tang L SUV and Han L sed…
Trump Jokes
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At a very important large gathering, the Pope whispers to Donald Trump "I bet you $100 that with one wave of my hand I can make the crowd go ecstatic. It will be a celebration like you have never seen before Mr Trump". Trump replies "I don…
Only the best people
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"Minnesota state senator is accused of soliciting a minor for prostitution Republican Justin Eichorn recently made headlines for sponsoring a proposed bill that would recognize “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a form of mental illness." [ed…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Just putting this out there. No judgment on why it is, or blaming anyone, just putting out a fact about the results of a survey. "The United States is continuing its downward path on the global World Happiness Report, having dropped to a r…
Political Quote of the Day
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Just because you guys are such dumb-asses and don't know how to do any research of your own, and instead just f*cking listen to someone who wants to make you a puppet like the useful idiots you are, well here, I am only going to show this…
Political Quote of the Day
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Did you idiots miss the part where her "filings are public"? She files them before every election.
Political Quote of the Day
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As she said herself in response to the lying liars who make shit up about her, "You are totally making things up. I’m not even worth $1 million. Nor even $500k. I don’t even own a house! I am one of the lowest net worth members of Congress…
Political Quote of the Day
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Yeah, you guys just are such easy targets to get lied to. Don't you ever feel stupid? "According to Ocasio-Cortez's most recent financial disclosures in 2023, the congresswoman could only have up to $45,000 at most in net worth. That inclu…
Political Quote of the Day
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look up AOC's net worth in just a few short years Yep, just looked it up, less than $500K. So what?
The Ukrainian Invasion
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"Putin Laughs Upon Being Told He's Running Late for Trump Call" https://www newsweek com/watch-putin-laughs-upon-being-told-hes-running-late-trump-call-2046618 "The video of Putin laughing on Tuesday was posted by Pekka Kallioniemi, a nonr…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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To all those whining about the Tesla's being torched, and propagandists being swatted, well, I warned you that if you kept supporting billionaires and the wealthy and powerful who are destroying the lives of the ordinary folk of America, w…
Only the best people
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@2out, regarding Fannie Mae... You do realize those are not government agencies that cost taxpayers anything? Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac PAY the government $30 billion in profits every year. Part of the reason they do so is because they ha…
Only the best people
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Yeah, I read through the articles from CNN and NBC, didn't find the 36% approval number for the Republican party in those. That may be because I was reading what they had online, rather than watching their news shows, which might have been…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Geez, this is all over the news. Oh, I forgot, you only get propaganda. Here's your proof: "Brown University Professor Is Deported Despite a Judge’s Order" "Dr. Rasha Alawieh, a kidney transplant specialist and Brown University professor w…
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@ fliptard, Want the proof? Chump has a net negative approval rating... realclearpolitics for instance has his poll averaged approval rating at -2. THIS IS LIKE THE LOWEST ANY PRESIDENT HAS BEEN THIS EARLY IN HIS ADMINISTRATION. Record bre…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Again... How can you bitch about this. Getting bad people out. There's a very simple reason... and it's the part about getting bad people out. The administration cannot show anywhere that these were "bad people." In fact, there is proof th…
Political Quote of the Day
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The Libs. are getting fucked every time they try to stop Trump and his crew. Such a Glorious thing to see. Bwahahahahaha. "Trump Suffers Huge Loss as Judge Overturns 'Unlawful' Mass Firings" A federal judge ruled Thursday that the mass fir…
Only the best people
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It's funny how the so-called legacy media (CNN, NBC, etc) are reporting this story. I wanted to find the Republican party favorability from those same polls, and it's really hard to find. After poking around, it turns out the Republican pa…
laughs
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Here's a good laugh for you. Architect of radical agenda Project 2025 is super happy these days. He was ousted as his agenda became public and became a huge liability on the campaign trail because the American people were STRONGLY against…
Only the best people
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Funny thing... Even though DOGE is supposedly "saving" us tons of money, the deficit this past February under the Chump admin was HIGHER than Biden's deficit last February. At least for this first full month under his control, and even wit…
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
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Aaaand.... Puppet Chump continues to do the bidding of his Soviet masters. Looks like they are shutting down most if not all of "Voice of America." "The cancellation of Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty's grant agreement would be a massive g…
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"Portugal has cancelled the order for F-35s from the US and will replace their F-16s with European fighters. “We have to be able to count on the predictability of our allies, which is no longer the case with the United States." LOL