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Down (please) Tramp
LadyandtheTramp_SLS
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Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Ahem... "To the Most Benevolent sitting on high (mam)... Here the prayer of thy most humble (and deserving) servant. About that hottie ninybifemme.... (reverent) Tramp
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Lol. I don't know Ms Velvet. But I do know this... I have no idea where all you delightful professionals have been on the few occassions that I've visited a hospital. Where ever you beauties were, it wasn't an assignment to see about me! I…
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Which of you?
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Approved one this morning of a guy in an ER hospital bed. No joke. He's hooked up to O2, IV's, etc...and it's not a selfie. He's trying to smile, but not having much luck. I started to pass, but went ahead and hit the "G" button. Hell, tim…
Simple Pleasures
"Us posting that we spent the day at a nudist pool is an attack on you?" Very offensive indeed! You (or we) were clearly not at the right one! ;^) Tramp
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Crush Tramp
Watching your wife get fucked
"No longer blue in any fashion." Yet still elusively hidden from couples. ;-/
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Out
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Eat
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Only...err...woody ones work.
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888, they are vam*pervs. Unfortunately, there is no defense against a vam*perv. Sorry Tramp
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Hey Gumby... Something just hit me. The thing that you're talking about, would it be similar in any way to a guy who hides all of his pics from others, but he can still go around checking out the pics on every other profile? Or would that…
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SMH
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Time to eat!
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Creamer
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Mill
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Summer's
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Getting tongue tied (wishful thinking)
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Lamb (you bahhhhhhDDD girl)
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
@hft: You offering? :^) Tramp
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Nasty! Back to the forest to refresh my mind! Tramp
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Well... She is certainly welcome to mine. :^C Tramp
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Guns (N) Tramp
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North Carolina bound! Tramp
Watching your wife get fucked
Holy sh**! She should have definately finished that sentence with a couple of words. Lmao Then again, maybe I shouldn't be looking a gift horse in the mouth. Tramp (got a feelin' that last remark's gonna give me some trouble too) ;^/
Just three words
Can't do it. Lol Tramp
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Just in time.
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Ok, so I got to see the best or worst "clutter" selfie ever...depends on your point of view. Lol A SF taking a selfie with clutter all about. So much so that her Dachshund found a throw pillow to fuck (in the background). Makes me wonder i…
Watching your wife get fucked
Just spending a long weekend in a couple. However, NOLA may be on the map this Fall. ;*D ~Lady~
Watching your wife get fucked
Sure lover boy...lol...peek away. :-) ~Lady~
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Steel
Watching your wife get fucked
And BTW... If you are considering lurking about a bit, Don't You Dare turn off your WVM thing! If ever there was a little blue Gumby I want to see peeking at me....it'd be you. Lol ~Lady~
Watching your wife get fucked
I'm not certain what the Magic & Stud dadada team did to draw you forth Mr BT, but I for one want to thank them. Your legend has traveled far and wide throughout these ramblings. Let me be one of the first of the newbies to wish you a happ…
Describe the person above you in one word
Delicious
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Lol
Watching your wife get fucked
Magic man & Tha studd You guys ever thought of starting a rock band? Tramp
Watching your wife get fucked
I'm sorry, i just can't help it... "At one point, I was getting calls from about 9-10 couples that enjoyed having me fuck the wife while hubby watched." And yet, after 5 yrs on the site you've been able to avoid even One cert. DAMN you're…
Watching your wife get fucked
Lol. At least we ARE in the fantasy froum! LMFAO. That shit right there's about as likely to happen as ME running into a hot-ass Rabbit in the woods while I'm turkey - hunting! (wink) Tramp
Watching your wife get fucked
OMFG I can't even imagine how hard it would be, being you. RME Tramp!
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@enjoythetime: Welcome to the forums. @wkendpun...ahem. ;^ Tramp
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
@swinginsinger: I'm with jenna....(another) Damnit girl! (How dare you laugh at me, then go and change to a hot ass pic like that 2 days later!) Tramp
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"I'm saying what the fuck and where the fuck." I just love it when you talk dirty! Damnit jennagirl! Tramp
A Song to Suit your current Mood
It was a monument to stupidity really. This happened at the very heigth of the "Missing/Murdered Children of Atl" case. The one the serial killer Wayne Williams ultimately received some convictions for. At any rate, long about the time no.…
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Lmao. Apparently not. In fact, I think even they are surprised at what they upload at times...I know one fella was yesterday. It seems that every time he uploaded and saw the result, he'd say, "WTF" and go back to try it again...hoping tha…
A Song to Suit your current Mood
(Old memories brought back) That song cost a very high-profile Atl DJ his job and his career back in the 80's. Talk about going to work, but leaving your brain at home! Tramp
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
From a guy this morning: hi i looking for a couple to have fun together My reply: You're in luck, we're already having fun together, search no more. Tramp
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Too many miles! Tramp
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Jim Reeves - Welcome to My World Welcome to my world, Won't you come on in? ~Lady~
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Cleavage
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"And if our pics are open, consider that a "wink"." Never thought of that one. Pretty cool idea though. Tramp
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It represnts the total number of pics that are attached to the profile. We have 69 pics, you have 47. Tramp
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Counter
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@rabbit: They may have just wanted that in their galleries to send along with their "not interested" replies. You know, sort of an exclamation point....just to make things clear. Tramp
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Sought
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Sighhhhhh (smiling)
One word that describes you
Lol. That was me (Tramp), I forgot to sign. I was tryin' to say (in one word) that NG had nice legs. Lol Tramp
One word that describes you
Leg-Struck! (hyphenated counts as one word, right?)
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
Meet & greet (most definitely), Melt before I could ask (most likely)
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Oppppps. ...too slow with the attention. Guess the weekend fella got down and deleted his post. :'^( Tramp
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Hey there mummy guy! We'd just luv to throw some attention back your way, if ya really need it. But you got to "ask me nicely." (Nicholson voice) And do that "reiterate" thing again 'bout 37 times. I love it when you do magic stuff like th…
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
Meet & Greet (sure), leave the other for NG. Tramp
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
On second thought... This may have been a full-grown Vam*perv you were dealing with! :^O LIKE his vampire cousin, the vamperv has no reflection on a barhroom mirror; hence, impossible to have pics for this site. UNLIKE his vampire cousin,…
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
Ms NJ, your photo is hot and all, but... You know you're gonna have to really step up your game if you ever want to snag one of those elusive "Uni-Cons." ;^ Tramp
Background Checks for single men on the site
Hey, Hey... Hush Up now! Hush, all you hot-ass women just hush! I'm with you mr Rebuilt...by God, it's time us average (to somewhat ugly) guys stick to-damn-gether for a change. All 472,000 (or so) of us horny rascals just need to step up…
Post of the day award
OK, so even though I'm far too much of a forum newbie to know right from wrong here... I've got to go ahead and be the first idiot to do this. There's just too much gold coming out of this thread to name any ONE post, but... *The New Forum…
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Lol. Yeah, I saw the posts on that day. But nj, I calculate you to be somewhere between 199,000 and 388,000 posts! Surely that would give you some k8nd of supervisory overide. Lol Then again, being blocked is pretty cool too. Tramp
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How 'bout this here: Did me some totalin', and rabbit_n_scamp come in at a collective 319,561 (16,819 x 19) by douchenozzle standards. Guess that makes them fu****g forum Oracles. (humbled) Tramp
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That's not even the half of it. Usuing his method of posting (19 copies at a time), you've got about 144,000 credits. I think that not only qualifies as King, but beyond dispute....you're *tenured* too. Tramp
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Alright guys, that guy's been talkin' to mummy's and sh*t. I heard him do it: "...look mummy see how many posts I have..." He's probably got magic and stuff he can use if you get him worked up. :^O Tramp
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Challenging the authority of the Court will get you nowhere. Tramp
Watching your wife get fucked
Holy sh**! Is it just me or does anyone else feel like they need to take a damn shower.... and scrub really hard with degreaser? Doit4, where did that sh** come from? You may need to go ahead and discuss your future options with the desk s…
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I might have not paid attention otherwise, but three exclamation points...I'm getting hawt! (Three exclamation points, is that rough sex rabbit?) ~Lady~
Post of the day award
That was MY BAD smooth. Lol I should have quoted the whole post for context. It was obvious snarky stuff, and that's what made it soooo finny! Sorry. :-( Bad Tramp
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"I don't want to be honest. You'll definitely like the me I'll pretend to be much better." shesmooth From: Achieving Single Male Success/From a Woman's Point of View
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@tNp: While I do think it would be fun to have that option, I still think you're in luck. I don't see any of us getting tired of the pic you're using any time soon. :-/ Tramp
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Lol. I sort of figured that it was supposed to be a joke, but... Ms Kibbles, I will tell you this, you pulled it off *exceedingly* over the image that appeared on my screen!!! I just can't describe things further without reliving the horro…
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@Niceguy: That's actually what I did. Lol I looked and looked, but couldn't find a legitimate reason to not approve it. Ugggg But due to my inexperience, I felt perfectly ok with passing the buck on that sh##. (PI) Tramp
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WTF: Profile photo of a female....using the fu**ing toilet! I sh*t you not. I actually got a photo (to be approved) of a fifty-something woman, sitting on a toilet, and either using it, or posing (face expression and all) as though she was…
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Make no mistake, when we *graduate* to where we're playin' with the *big boys* (PI), the kitten is already programed south. ;^/ ~Lady~
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I'm starting on a new gallery...calling it "smoothie" ~Lady~
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
Too funny...
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Poster: Wow your a trip dude, you can't read or comprehend English but you sure can throw shit around Smooth: Your = You're? How's that for English comprehension? shesmooth - from the hilarious 69+1 thread
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
Ms Inez...though my weekend was far less eventful, you inspire me to do better! Tramp
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"... but it's part of the charm for me. " I've got to agree with you on this one Melbnz. I have the feature turned off, but in fairness, I also have the "New Matches" and "Random Matches" banners removed from our home screen too. I don't h…
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
Working on my second pot of coffee... What I'm going for today is high reps, with low weight. Working on the definition for the right bicep (Tried it with the left, but spilled the hot coffee). Tramp
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OK, done, but you've got to back me up here and be prepared to tell Lady this was at your instructions..no joke. She's put keylogger software to monitor my conduct and keep me away from your profile...told me to stop...said it was getting…
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Lmao! Tramp
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"...seems like the majority (not all) of the haters are in the... how do I put this mildly.. the OLD [catergory]... probably used to thumbing thru swinger magazines and sending hand written letters......its 2016.... " 2016, hummmm. If I'm…
Describe the person above you in one word
Stealthy
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rNs, I'm glad you mentioned the flyover not working. I haven't really paid attention one way orvthe other to the "viewed me" thing, but my flyover stopped working too, and I thought it was maybe just something I'd done. ~Lady~
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You can turn it off.
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And there's a little icon on the far right top of that same banner that looks like a small gear. Click on that and the pop-up will allow you to enable or disable the feature.
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@Lucky: I can't post a visual, but it's a banner type thing about half-way down on your home page. It looks just like the "New Matches" and "Random Matches" banners. Only it will have a Red Tab on the top left corner, and it will say "Who…
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OMG NJNY...I thought it was safe now that you turned it off! Let me explain! I was only looking to get pointers from your profile...not the photo(s). I fell asleep and that's why it appears that I was looking for so long. Honest! ;-) Tramp
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This new feature doesn't add any particular value for us, but it doesn't take any away either. We don't mind if someone sees that we've looked at their profile, it's just up to them to understand that this doesn't mean anything. Either way…