Hot stuff, Groucho. ;-)
I don't know if it will help, but I was outted years ago by two of my ex-husband's employees who were surfing a swinger site during company time. The world didn't end, my ex calmed down pretty quickly, the custody agreement didn't change, life went on. It's a little disconcerting, I know, but what if there was nothing wrong with being a swinger?
Thanks guys, I posted the ‘groucho’ pic right before I wrote the post to be funny. I’ll work on some pics and the context, hopefully tomorrow. We used to be more in line with the suggestions, but the incident of being called out on this site really had us nearly back out all together.
Nothing says playdate like Groucho Marks playing a guitar with a hotdog in his lap. I am guessing he was just added since previous comments mentioned he was missing. That is pretty humorous. As already mentioned, put up a few more well done photos. The guitar pics are great because they let us know a bit more about you all.
Sorry to hear about the difficulties you all have had recently. When it comes to putting your faces on line with an SLS watermark pasted across them that is your decision to make. Many choose to use other means outside SLS to share their mug shots. Don't feel pressured that you need to do so. Just provide a few options for letting interested souls to see who they are chatting with.
Also, hope that you all can take your time, regroup, and get your swinging feet back under you.
I'd definitely be trying for Velma's gold star.
Everyone should write their profiles as if the reward at the end was sex with a bisexual red headed triathlete who takes it up the butt and still looks good in a bikini at 41.
Just sayin...
Hi. Going in, please know that everyone who comments wants the best for you. If one of us says something mean (it'll be me even if no one else is anything but complimentary), it's only to help your profile get to a better place. Nothing is in any way a referendum on you as people.
So, standard disclaimer in place, I really like your default photo. It's eyecatching. I don't like the other one, because the angle foreshortens her body in a way that isn't as flattering as it could be. And discretion notwithstanding, you really must have a full body, clothed photo of him in your public gallery. Both of you, but it's imperative to have one of him. Sexy photo(s) of her and none of him almost always means he's a schlump.
Your age range, at seven years older than him and 21 years younger than her is funky and off putting and you should really reconsider your choices. You're going to accept and reject people for a lot of reasons, so think about raising your top end and then just being as picky as you feel like being for individual couples and women.
Your tagline is pretty good, but it only needs one word capitalized.
The way Looking For is written now, you might just be looking for friends. In addition, you've said nothing at all about who you're looking for. How are people supposed to identify whether you might possibly be a good fit? So, don't talk about yourselves here. Instead, talk about who you're looking for and some about what you're looking for.
Description is kind of a wasteland, although what you have could easily go into Fantasy, which is good because there's a vacancy there.
Use this section to tell people about yourselves as a couple and as individuals. What kind of people are you? What do you like to do? Give me a sense of who I'd be saying yes to if you asked me to meet for coffee.
Additional comments is your last chance to charm people. Don't waste it by leaving it blank. If you need additional impetus, some of us are just picky enough to pass by people just because their profiles are too sparse and it leaves the impression that you won't be fun to be around.
So there's that. Also, if I were you, I'd definitely be trying for Velma's gold star. ;-)
Your text is kind of blah. It’s generic and boring and doesn’t tell me a damn thing about you.
Tell me your likes and dislikes. Tell me about your hobbies- hobbies are important because they leave a window open. They allow other people with similar hobbies to feel an instant connect. There is a reason why most of my pictures are of me racing or at Wizards games. I want people who have similar interests to feel comfortable contacting me.
Make some changes and repost. If you are lucky, I’ll fuck you this Saturday before the race. That’s your prize - your gold star if you do a good job - me.
You know what’s funny?
My husband and I are doing a Triathlon in Charlottesville this weekend and we are looking for a couple to see the Saturday before the race.I noticed you two this morning and thought about writing you, but I noped the fuck out.
That’s right: you might have had a chance to put your penis in my vagina- but it’s probably not going to happen.
Here’s why:
No pics of the guy. I have learned that if there are no pics of the guy, there’s usually a good reason why. So any profile with no pics of the guy is passed by.
Now, you might say: “but he’s in our private section.” Nope, sorry. I hate having to decline people after I ask that they open their pics so I just won’t try.
#2 you have no private pics.
I don’t Kik or text. Too many guys want to text forever. Simple G-rated pics of two faces are all you need in the private section. Put some there, pronto.
#3 Your current pictures display the wife as “bait.” A simple picture of you two dressed up like you are going out to dinner will work wonders.
I opened some private pictures for you to demonstrate the kind of pics you should have.
You basically need 5 pics. Use the DEBauCH method I pioneered. Get a DATE pic, an EVENT pic (sporting event/rock climbing/a race), a BEACH pic, a pic of the CHICK and a pic of HIM.
Watch your backgrounds. Don’t take selfies if you can help it. All pics should be full-body and never take a pic with a gun or a fish.
Your DATE pic is the most important. It shows me that you have nice clothes and will show up looking good for a date.
I’ll get to your text in the next installment.
Hoping some of you can take a look at our profile and give us some tips for better success. We changed our profile and took down some pictures a little while ago when we were outted and having some drama because of it, so trying to be a bit more discrete than last time! Any advice would be appreciated!
