I think that if you proof read your profile, or cut/paste it into something like Google Docs, you'll see a handful of typos that you can fix. On the upside, you have a main profile picture with a nice smile and decent content that is mostly in the correct place.
I noticed that you have an upper age limit of 55. It's possible that women online are going to see the referrence to video games and think "This is a kid that acts like a kid". At LS parties, that isn't likely to hurt you as you as it probably won't even come up, but online, it could hurt you in the 40 and up crowd. This is something you can discuss in an online dialog with people of interest based on their age/s rather that having it be a part of your profile, but it could go either way if more looking to attract people closer to your age.
The text "...letting you know exactly what I am going to do to you,..." could be a bone of contention. I know that my Mrs has walked away from guys she was initially interested in because she felt all they wanted to do was "talk" about what they wanted to do vs actually doing it. Also, some like frequent texts/sexts, and others don't. Ones that don't may think that you are going to be a chatty kid that blows up their phone, and pass you up based on that. Especially people with busy lives that have little time for that.
As always, I'm a big proponent of parties, so if you are already attending them, then you are already likely to be WAY more productive at those than anything you'll do online, bit it never hurts you to have a polished profile.