There's not much to review. Unless we speak to bad grammar and a single, solitary pic that shows us nothing.
You'd be a quick nope in our book as there is just nothing interesting here. We're sure you do have some things that would interest folks but you're not showing them here.
Sammy - the profile is less than a month old so the lack of certs isn't too surprising.
The one picture, no certs raises my fake alarms. Nothing too interesting written down, either.
You have devoted more space to meaningless text than to informative text.
When I first saw the legal warnings even I knew they were ridiculous - and I'm pretty gullible most of the time. Some people will pass on you if they see any of the warnings - you have several of them.
I'm not going to send you a message to find out more - if I can't determine a potential attraction or connection from the profile text then I just decide it is a no. You are essentially saying you can't be bothered to put forth the effort to write a profile. I don't want sound bites or enlightened gibberish either. Just a few sentences for each section is sufficient - leave something to be talked about when exchanging emails or when meeting in person.
Go read some of the advice given other single guys and look for Velma's advice for core pictures - she's come up with a pretty good system. My advice is easy - smile (even if you obscure your face), watch out for clutter or visual chaos in the background and avoid selfies. If you do obscure your face in your public gallery please include the same pictures in a private gallery without obscuring your face so you can make them available when replying to someone that contacted you or when you initiate contact.
Come back when you have some actual content and we can really review your profile.
~Phoebert's Wife
Hi. Haole boy or haole boi? Because it makes a difference, at least in my corner of the world and that's probably true for others as well, who aren't locals.
In any case, you don't have much of a profile to review. Given a choice between your few scant lines and an offer to send more info upon messaging you and someone who actually crafts a decent profile as an introduction, most people are not going to choose you. So, please get comfortable with the idea that you're going to have to do some work and add some content.
First, you're going to need recent photos. Even with your face obscured (and the originals in a private gallery that you can open to others), you still need recent photos. You live in Hawaii, so more reasons for you to be shirtless than most, but clothed is probably better indoors.
Your tagline is sorta awful. I know it's meant well, but it sounds servile and that's not a good look on a man. Unless you're actually a sub, in which case you should say so in your profile. Go for short and if you can, clever.
Looking For - This is where you talk about the people you're looking for and what you're looking for with them. Not graphic information, but do you hope to find friends amongst the playmates or something else? Anyway, this isn't where you talk about yourself.
Description - This is the place to talk about yourself and no slacking with the whole message me thing. Because people won't. Would you walk up to someone at a party and say Hi, I'm X. Come find me if you want to know more? So, say something about who you are and what you're interested in. You mention reading and that you're athletic, but nothing about what you like to read or the ways in which you're athletic. But mentioning both is a good thing. Just...more, please.
Fantasies is currently a waste of space. One line of philosophy and one line saying you'll share with those who ask is not going to entice anyone into asking. You say you've been doing this for three years. If most of your experience is as part of a couple, say so. And if you have a fantasy or two, share the bare outline. Not because we're prurient on the other side of your screen (well, I'm not anyway ;-) ), but because it's yet another place where you can connect with others in a way that shows who you are.
Additional comments - Whoo boy. Okay, what you have here is the result of an internet legend and the barest attempt at research would have made it clear that it's a pointless garbage-y waste of space. So, please lose it.
Instead, end on a positive note.
Good luck. Please add some content and then come back for a review.
