Please provide feedback on our profile

"Not everybody gets my sense of humor."

I do. I think it's both hot as hell and cool as hell all at the same time.

Not everybody gets my sense of humor.

Look, If I didn’t care about your success, I just would have shrugged and moved on.

There are a lot of people who come on here who ask for advice, but they don’t really want it, you know?

Your video verification thing is another hoop to jump through and most people just won’t do that. If you think you have a high risk profile then you shouldn’t be doing this. If I had a nickel for every couple who said they were high profile and their faces couldn’t be shown I would be a wealthy lady.

So keep it. In... or not. But it will limit the number of people who are interested.

Hi. It doesn't look like your changes have been approved yet, but I have other things to object to. Yeah, sorry. So, I love the photo of the two of you, but I think you have too many photos and too many of what you have include too much skin (yeah, I know, but in spite of my own profile photos, I'm the please put your clothes on person). I think the exception to the put your clothes on thing is the one of her walking, because it demonstrates that she has a banging body (and I mean that in a totally non-pervy way, I swear), although if you can get beach shots instead of artfully seductive ones indoor, my objection to partial nudity goes completely away. Also don't want to see tented pants, because way to ruin an otherwise good suit shot.

Velma and I agree on a lot, but one of the things we don't agree on is that there is a weight limit for women. I mean, yes, some people are assholes and think they're trading down if their playmates don't fit into a very narrow channel, but eh. I think they're in the minority. My experience is quite different, both direct and observational.

In terms of your profile, I think you can remove the age ranges in the text. You already have it in your stats and it's just useless filler elsewhere. I'd also remove the ALL CAPS, the "in the moment" quotation marks, body comments like "ass that won't quit" and "thick cock, great hands, tongue" comments. Good photos will show off her assets and unless your girth is such that some women would nope out, it's a no to any woman that doesn't ask about your dick. There are countless comments here and elsewhere about the response many women have to bragging about your cock, tongue and hands, so I won't repeat them, but that's the reason for suggesting that section gets excised.

I think it's unlikely that using an app for voice conversations is more likely to result in blackmail than a video chat session that can be filmed, but whatever. You will still lose people like me who roll their eyes at anyone who can't just manage a 45 minute coffee date to establish chemistry and instead has an arcane verification strategy, but if you lose the Rules for All Potential Play Partners wording, you won't be limiting your pool unnecessarily. Because keeping the largest possible pool is what it's all about. It's not that you can't find a match or three in a tiny pool, it's that the smaller the pool the more finite the number of potential play partners.

Anyway, good luck.

I actually know Velma... like she’s actually eaten my pussy sort of “know.”

If you disregard her advice you do so at your own peril.

@VelmaAndShaggy

"Ok, Mr. Vice President. Your call on this. But I guarantee that you will have zero success."

We've already had successful play (2 encounters from other sites and 1 from here), and there was no need to take a snide tone. I don't know how my thanking you for your thoughtful feedback and incorporating 3 of your 4 suggestions offended you...

We will risk losing possible play partners in order to avoid someone trying to blackmail us (one of us has a sensitive job).

Ok, Mr. Vice President. Your call on this. But I guarantee that you will have zero success. If it’s that much of an issue, get a second phone from Metro PCS or some shit for $40 a month. Nobody is going to blackmail you. Most people on here are in LS already and anyone who did that shit would be blacklisted. It’s a small community and women talk.

VelmaAndShaggy - Thank you for your well written, detailed and honest reply. I had a feeling the female half's body might be an issue for some people but never knew of the "pre-emptive blocking phenomenon". That's some next level shit.

I softened the tone by taking out the three things you suggested. My goal was to make it clear what we were both looking for - we BOTH want and expect it HARD; it's just how we like it and want to make clear that neither of us want or expect tender lovemaking or romance (no judging, some like it smooth, some like it rough lol). But yeah, I could see how the lines you mentioned were too over-the-top.

I'm leaving the vid or live pic verify though. We don't give our phone numbers to anyone from this. We will risk losing possible play partners in order to avoid someone trying to blackmail us (one of us has a sensitive job).

Thanks again guys!

We're 100% with Velma here on the profile verbiage. Those "screaming" lines need to go. See the thread about boastful profiles to understand how that reads to many.

We respectfully disagree with Velma on the body topic. There are men who appreciate, even seek, women who are in that size range and larger.

And that dude was definitely an asshole.

I think your pics are very well done. I like them a lot.

Could your bodies be a problem? Honestly, yes. The female half is in the same boat as me. Let me guess. She’s between a size 10-12-14?

A lot of guys on here are looking to “trade up” so they will skip over couples if the woman Is over 130-140 lbs.

How do I know this? We once hooked up with a couple at a club. We had a good time and I gave the wife my number and SLS info. She texted me later the next day and told me that she went to look us up, but we were blocked, so she had to remove the block first. It took a while to figure out how to do it, but when she did, she found hundreds of couples who were blocked.

But her and I put 2+2 together and we figured out that her husband was blocking couples with women who weighed more than her so that when she went on if she found a couple she liked, he wouldn’t have to deal with someone who weighed more than her. They just met us at the club, I was apparently skinny enough in person, and he had forgotten he had blocked us or didn’t make the connection with our profile name.

The moral of the story is that men are assholes. The other moral is that you may do better in person where nobody is going to make you step on a scale and judge you for a number.

You two are a very attractive couple.

Couple more things:

FAIR WARNING: He will make your woman scream - you man must be able to do the same to our woman ;)

Take this out. This was totally written my the guy and “our woman” sounds like some Handmaid’s Tale bullshit.

interested in having the fuck drilled out of them by him

How romantic. This is totally what I wanted - I’ve always dreamed of having a man drill the fuck out of me while I play on my phone bored as shit. Take it out.

SEE warning about him making you fucking scream, above ;)

Ditto. Take this out.

We will require video (or at least live pic) verification before setting up any meet, as we both work and want to minimize the possibility of fakes and flakes.

Oh hell to the no. I am not camming for you live or otherwise. Flakes are part of the LS. The best way of weeding them out is have the women trade numbers. I would reject you right there over this.

Take that stuff out and I think you will get more interest.

We've successfully met one couple from here, and would like to improve our chances of meeting more (and solo women). We get a lot of looks but not a ton of mail, gallery openings, or replies, even after opening our galleries. Not sure if its our bodies, or we're too forward in our profile, or what.

Thanks in advance for your time and comments.