Honest thoughts please

Broke: DENNIS method
Woke: DEBauCH method

Good advice, but also hilarious

We shall update it.

I opened a private gallery to show you the kinds of pictures you should have.

I created something I call the "DEBauCH" method which means: DATE, EVENT, BEACH, CHICK, HIM. Ideally, if you start with five core pictures, you really won't need any more.

All pictures should be FULL-BODY. Have a the first three with the two of you together.

I normally have between 10-12 pictures, but the 5 CORE pictures are always there.

I'm going to say some stuff now that you might not like. I'm not saying it to be mean, It's just what I think.

You need a DATE picture -something of the two of you in nice clothes - basically what you would wear if you met a couple for drinks.

I would get rid of all of the pictures with guns. Now, I don't intend to get into a 2nd Amendment debate. My husband owns a pistol and I know how to use it. But It's the kind of thing that could turn a couple off. We have too many things in common as swingers to drive a wedge into political things, so just take out the pictures of the guns.

Your bedroom is... a wreck. I could forgive the guns, but your home looks like a mess. I would not engage with a couple who had a messy bedroom with clothes strewn all over the place. If your house is a wreck because of life and kids and such, take a few pictures in a hotel. That would solve your picture problem.

I'll write more about your profile text in a bit.