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Phoenix, AZ, Us

We like what we like and I'm going to split the difference on the age thing. I routinely turn down anyone under 40 who contacts me here, but one of my playmates is significantly younger than that. I can argue that she's a special case, but the real answer is that we were introduced by a mutual friend and attraction trumps age.

OP, your profile isn't terrible, but I'm still going to give the standard disclaimer, which is that however harsh the words might be in these critiques, the intent is benevolent. Since you're having trouble getting traction, I'm going to assume there's something lacking in your profile and proceed accordingly, hoping that the end result is that you once again become the cool kids. I'm going to be blunt, so be warned.

Your photos aren't bad, but I'm wondering if they're all equally recent. Please make sure they are. Also, the blur/no blur thing is confusing and a consistent approach would be better.

As has been pointed out, the zero for her weight is a no go. The reason is that if she's uncomfortable with her weight, she might be uncomfortable with her body and sex with women who are worried about their bodies isn't as much fun as sex with women who own their size, whatever it is. So, basically the zero is indicating a worrisome lack of confidence, if that makes sense.

Your tagline is great. Just change it at least a couple times a year, along with whatever default photo you choose.

Looking For could use some work, mostly because the second sentence doesn't make sense and while it's not making sense it is also focusing on what you aren't looking for, which means it doesn't belong here at all. Maybe fix the syntax and move it to Additional comments. If you know what you're looking for - fwbs, social time, whatever - this is the place to add it. It isn't essential information, but it is important and a way of attracting people who are interested in the kinds of interactions you are.

Description is fairly bad. First, the Her/Him thing is just distracting and also does too good a job at separating the two of you out as individuals when you're doing this as a couple. So, wrong signal. The other way in which you go wrong is that you concentrate on things that are much better handled with stats and photos, while wasting a real opportunity to connect. You've got a chunk of what you need with the nerd references and the quotes, but you're missing the sincere, transparent, not intentionally amusing bits that make you relatable and interesting, particularly as a couple. So, who are you? What makes you special and amazing and a couple others would want to know more about?

Fantasies has the kernel, but it's surrounded by way too much muddy verbiage by way of the first two sentences. Just start with "He was in the lifestyle..." and leave out things like "nothing too crazy yet." And it's better if you sound a little more definite generally.

You've left the last section blank. You have something that can go in here but this is also your last opportunity to make a good impression. Use it.

That's it for now. Good luck.

mayhem8Veteran
Auburn, NH, Us

There are impovements you can make but I don't see anything glaringly obvious that is going to make you miss out on being contacted.

On my phone now so if I get time later I can give some specifics. Bottom line: You can only do so much with a profile and, if you really want to increase your contacts then I'd suggest attending more LS clubs/parties.

New Orleans, LA, Us

Hawk and Dove, it is absolutely fine to have preferences and be picky. If you only want people under 40 that’s okay. People out of your age range will write you anyway and you can decide if youre interested in branching out or not. Don’t be bullied into fucking just anyone.

~rabbit~

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

Couple of things. Your age tops out at 40... such a shame. You have no idea what you’re missing, kid. My pussy is nice and tight and soft and I’ve never had a baby come out of it. I would show you things that you never knew existed. I’ll let you put anywhere. I won’t complain if you’re too hard or too rough. You can put it in my ass. You can pull my hair and choke me. And when you’re done with me you can throw me away because I have to go home and make dinner. But you go enjoy those young girls who think blowjobs are gross and bump their little boobies together and talk about how bi they are. Run along now. Have fun with that.

My biggest problem with your profile is that the lady is 0 pounds. You need to put in an accurate weight. If you don’t have an accurate weight in your profile I’m probably not gonna be interested. If I have to deal with being a size 12 she does too.

You need to decide whether your faces or hidden or not. You have one picture where the ladies face a shower and everything else is blurred parents decide whether you’re going to show or hide your faces.

Your pictures are pretty good, But I would add in two more pictures. You need a picture of you too dressed up nice like you’re going to meet a couple for a date. The lady needs to be an address, and the guy needs to wear something nice, Although the polo shirt and jeans he’s wearing in the third picture is fine.

You also need a picture of the two of you in swimsuits. Go to the beach or find a local pool and take a few pictures.

I opened a private gallery for you to show you how to take these pictures.

I only glanced over your text, but I think it’s OK. They’ll be more people will come by and give you a better pointers. Fix your pictures first. Then come back and repost.

TattedHawkNDove

We had another profile on here and were sort of popular, we took a break for a year and made a new one and are struggling to get a reply back. We both reach out to couples when we are together with the mrs typing. Any tips are appreciated.