Advice tips for my profile

AandJinNNJVeteran
Ringwood, NJ, Us

Smile. Smile. Smile.

We were hanging out with a bunch of new couples Friday night and afterwards I asked my wife who she liked. She mentioned the one dude who I thought she'd never go for in a million years. When I told her how surprised I was and asked what it was about him she liked she said, "I liked his smile and he made me laugh."

She agreed that at first look she was an auto nope with him. But he smiled, made her laugh and now he's gonna get to fuck her.

And I get his hot wife! So it's win win!

Bottom line - smile.

Fort Payne, AL, Us

MsMolly gave you the full disclaimer but I'm going to repeat the essential bit - this is all about your profile, not you personally.

Please delete all your pictures. Go find Velma's advice to single guys in one of the reviews where she had time to explain her system for core pictures and study the gallery she opened for you (she doesn't do that for just anyone - you should feel honored). My photo advice is simple - smile, watch for clutter or visual chaos in the background and avoid selfies.

Your profile text is a mess - sentence fragments, run-on sentences, missing words and poor punctuation. Do not try composing on your phone - you need a word processor with good spell check and grammar check functions.

Looking For might be OK once you've cleaned up the grammar and punctuation problems. Description should include information about things you like to do - sports, music, restaurants, outdoor activities, breweries, race cars, etc. Give people an idea of what you might talk about when you meet. Fantasies should include a general idea of things you've enjoyed in the past or want to try in the future.

Let us know when you've made changes if you want additional advice.

Good luck!

~Phoebert's Wife

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

I opened a picture gallery for you to show you the kind of pictures you should have.

Stay away from the selfies and please clean up your room. Your default picture shows a really messy bedroom. I am not going to meet a guy if his house looks like that.

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Hi. I'm going to say mean things. It's not because I haven't had enough sleep or because I'm just a mean person. It's because your profile is bad enough that it's getting in the way of you getting what you want and I want that to change. So mean things but the purpose is to get you laid.

First, your photos are terrible. You're a good looking man, but all of your photos are selfies, including the dreaded bathroom selfie, and you aren't smiling in any of them. So, you've just lost a bunch of women unnecessarily. Have someone else take photos of you and, please, for the love of all that's holy, smile, so that women look at your smiling face and want to see it in person.

Smiles matter, dude. They might even make many of us feel safer.

As far as your text, your grammar is atrocious. That tells me you composed your profile on your phone, because no halfway decent spelling and grammar program would let you get away with that.

I see some hints of charm, but I'm so lost in the errors that I don't even know where to start to help you fix it.

I might, once I get home, try running what you have through my laptop's spelling program to see if that would help. Because right now, all I have is a suggestion to read what you have out loud to catch the missing words, add something to Description about your vanilla interests, and go in and fix the toggles that are currently showing that you only want smokers and drinkers.

Good luck and maybe I'll have more later.

I need tips or advice about what I need to add or take out of my profile. Please an thank you